#hit beat

[topbottomswitchblade]

it’s difficult to be a dom with anarchist leanings.

my sub will be like “i have to tell you something... i broke a rule. i’ll accept whatever punishment you see fit.” and i’m like. rise up comrade you have nothing to lose but your padded restraints. no doms no masters. oh you want me to spank you. yeah i can do that.

[kickbutts-singsongs]

Shinsou with his hair down ‼️

[skep-eroni]

This is the only way I can see Crewel having the highest attack in the whole game (so far.)

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Phone guy was wild for saying that to Michael..

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

"How come there's no multi-war chess?"

Tim looked up at the entity that had been haunting him for the past few weeks now, "What does that even mean?"

"You know how chess is basically a game about two kingdoms going to war with eachother?" The being asked, his white gloves gesturing about lazily, "well wouldn't it make sense for chess competitions to make the players go into the next round with only the pieces that "survived" the last war? It would be more interesting."

Danny smirked as he watched Mr. Drakes mind whirring at all the new strategies and potential. Comforted in the knowledge that Mr. Drake wasn't going to get much paperwork done tonight, let alone have time to work on his project for the competition, Danny let himself vanish from the other boys office.

All he needed to do was keep distracting Tim from the competition and that prize was all Tuckers.

He just prayed Sam didn't find out he was doing this or that he was getting chased around by bats every other night or else she'd kill him the rest of the way

[cruelestpigeon]

the magnus archives except it’s her doing the statements and follow ups

[adobe-outdesign]

The notes on that last Muppet poll I made made me realize that most people seem to mistakenly believe that Muppet adaptations of classic literature are parodies, which isn't true. you have to everything dead straight. in fact, the key to making a Muppet adaptation is to be so faithful to the source material that it's more accurate than 90% of other non-Muppet adaptions

[mmodiately]

Trolls in the subway.

I think they don't really like each other, HEHEHE

I love this everlasting rivalry>:)

[teiasviago]

#they’re jealous of each other’s success #but they have no idea how much suffering it entails (#and they achieve the success they need in the end!)

[meangreennunseen]

Emperor beating on Sanguinius because of Lilith for @staticymaticyyourlifeisatravesty

I still laugh out of that post daily, and I had to draw Sanguinius getting KO'd mid air just for laughs 😂

And also just because I gave daugher to poor Corvus

[oof-i-did-it-agaaiiin]

happy closing!

[benevolenterrancy]

~ Extremely Unwilling Magical Protagonists Attempt To Outrun The Plot And Not Fucking Die ~

(@takofukkatsumi this tag is from a while ago but it hasn't left my brain -- L-Space got very weird all of a sudden)

[a29m14]

how???

[catfuchi]

[royaltea000]

watching yet another person fall from an unimaginably tall height

[ty-dye-rabbit]

Megatron’s original designation was “D-16”, and was a miner.

If you change the Numbers into letters:

His name spells “DIG”.

Megatron; Leader of the Decepticons, Gladiator of Kaon, Galactic Warlord, etc—

was literally named. fucking. “DIG”.