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I love seeing my friends happy and one day ya never know what could happen
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Bruce keeping a tighter and tighter lid on his identity around the Justice League because with each new person to reveal their identity he realizes that he has fucked far too high a percentage of his co workers as Bruce Wayne and he has to take this secret to his grave
#the first time it happens he's just like oh whoops that'll be awkward#the second time: well that's not ideal#the third time: fucking hell why did i make a persona that cant keep it in his pants#Clark angsting about why his best friend doesn't trust him enough to tell him his secret identity:#:( why doesn't he trust me after all we've been through together#bruce: i have fucked too many people here including you and you can never know#batman#bruce wayne#dc comics#dc#mine
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spideypool but it's a comedy of errors
#peter parker#wade wilson#spider-man#deadpool#spideypool#peter is going to have a long hard look at himself in the mirror about his spidey sense not triggering#(you know what else is long and hard—)#wade: see that metro bus over there?#peter: yeah....#wade: i save. you film#peter: save it from wh—#wade pulling explosives out of his pockets: grab your camera babe we're on a time crunch here#who will write this for me#mine
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I was pecking away at a fic (as one does when one is in-between binge-reading of fics) when I was taken by the cracktastic idea of Tim Drake having a Roomba as a best friend growing up and then somehow my hand slipped
Edit to add: [more pix of Roombie and Batfam] [fic that spawned this]
#tim drake#roomba#mine#sometimes i forget how much fun low-effort doodles are#trying to recover my creative desire one step at a time#first time drawing this dude so i'm like 'what does his face look like'#batfam#i should do more low-effort doodles#i miss drawing shittily for zero stakes#emotional support roomba
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#hes so dad coded
#911#911 abc#911 spoilers#911edit#8.05#bobby nash#bobbynashedit#gifs#mine#Bobby was in his element having a time with the kiddos#hes such a dorky dad vibes i love him#that's the man Athena married alsdkfjksdf#i need to see him having play dates with Jee Denny and Mara#like imagine the chaotic goodness it would ensue.....yeah I NEED it
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pjo tv show episode 5 alignment:
#percy and annabeth mighttttt be switched but grover as gaslight is undeniable#grover lying through his teeth captivated me I was like sweetie WHAT are you doing#annabeth said either help me or leave to a GOD amongst other things which is why she deserves girlboss#percy gatekeeps everyone (but himself) from sacrificing themselves which is as always true to character#pjo tv show#pjo#pjo tv spoilers#pjo tv#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#annabeth chase#grover underwood#character alignment#a god buys us cheeseburgers#like no one has posted content yet so I’m making something and going to bed#mine#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#humor#no one bully me on the image sizes I’m on my phone at midnight using photoshop without an account#which means I can only layer one photo at a time so each time I have to make it a new photo#I’m bullying myself don’t worry
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Starving and wasting away etc etc
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Hes tall and huge and HEAVY and he is so overly active that he has to maintain an insanely high caloric intake to make sure his body doesnt collapse from the strain of everything. He will eat virtually anything but he is spoiled from the best takeout Gotham has to offer: 11$ shrimp and broccoli from the chinese food spot that closes at 4am- among other things.
#batman#bruce wayne#superman#wonder woman#dc#my art#mine#bruce#clark#diana#i will not make him a sugar fiend but. he is a donut guy. also#it is funny to think of him stopping in some random late night cafe in the full getup#and watching him chow down on donuts he ordered while he waits for drinks#the powdered sugar ruins his vibe so he waits until after patrol to get them#u just KNOW there was one time where he had an alert as soon as he got his food#and he and dick had to grapple walls w munchkins in their mouth#i dont want to write him as food motivated....but he can be bargained with if you have a favorite meal or snack of his#virtually every team member and robin knows this#and he doesnt even pretend to scold them bc he gets good takeout every time
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#dragon age#datv#veilguard spoilers#daedit#antoine#evka ivo#gamingedit#mine*#the wife guy of all time and his wife!!!!!!!!!!
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DEAD POETS SOCIETY (1989) dir. Peter Weir
#neilperryedit#dpsedit#deadpoetssocietyedit#neil perry#dps#dead poets society#tuserkaren#mialook#useraish#dailyflicks#neil perry makes me sob every goddamn time#especially when he says i'm trapped with this laugh but then it fades and his smile drops and your heart just breaks#bc look how excited he was to act in the beginning#he's got a dream and he's so determined to go after it#but the reality of the situation is he's trapped#and then at the end with his i was good i was really good#bc he was ! he puts his whole heart out there#and his father just stomped on it because he doesn't see neil for who he really is and forces him to conform to whatever he wants for neil#and just ahhhhh#i don't know even know how to it put into words#it's the transition from future to present to past#*mine#*mygifs
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to begin with, the sweet grass by mary oliver, from “devotions”
#i’m still alive i have time to build#she’s right she’s so right#if she lived a life maybe i can live mine#after all#i have to be the thing that saves me#poetry#it gets better i know it i know it#hi my post#mary oliver#female authors
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at the artist's loft
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#artists on tumblr#illustration#animated illustration#animation#backgrounds#scenery#animated gifs#plants#loft#workspace#industrial loft#myillust#hi everyonee! just wanted to share this artwork that i've made just fresh from the oven!#i really just felt like drawing some loft windows + its shadows on the wall + a specific peach-pink kinda sunlight lighting so here it is!#making this to be an artist loft was completely self-indulgent tho!#i had a bittersweet time filling the room up with clutter as if it's my own room huuuu living in a loft is a dream of mine - one day!#anywayss! i hope you'll like this and i hope you'll have a lovely day/night ahead! :D
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Dick: Happy Chrismis!
Damian: What is Happening.
Tim: Is Chrismimth.
Damian: what are you fools-
Steph: Merry Crisis!
Damian: Father, they have lost their minds.
[All four stare at Bruce expectantly]
Bruce, sighing: Merry Crysler.
#Damian is 1) Gen alpha with no concept of vine 2) raised in a cult so has no concept of meme culture#Bruce sometimes questions his own sanity#this is one of those times#he doesn’t even know where he picked this up from??? probably from dick.#it’s always from dick.#dc comics#dc#batfam#batfamily#robin#damian wayne#red robin#tim drake#batman#bruce wayne#nightwing#dick grayson#spoiler#stephanie brown#vines#incorrect quotes#mine
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eddie: stevie, would you still love me if i was a worm?
steve, without looking up from his magazine: i hate worms
eddie: but would you love ME if i was a worm?
steve: i'd keep you in a little jar, put you on my nightstand and cry myself to sleep because you'd be right there but i'd never get to hear your voice or hold you again. and i could do nothing about it.
eddie, tearing up: joke cancelled, i want cuddles
#eddie would say the randomest shit and steve would manage to turn it into a heartfelt moment#eddie feels attacked every time#steve does it on purpose#he thinks it's funny#and he likes reminding his boyfriend of how much he loves him#steddie#steve harrington#eddie munson#stranger things#fic#ficlet#mine#incorrect quotes
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anthony is dead: the funeral roast (paid content)
#daniel howell#amazingphil#dan and phil#phan#smosh#anthony padilla#mine#my content#hi sorry i can't get a hold of the person who shared this clip with me so i don't feel comfortable posting it in full#however i'm not a good enough person to Not Gif It#so here u go here's a bit of it in gif form lol#i'm going to sleep i'm sure by the time i wake up the full video will be up#oh also oh my god this clip gives me such super amazing project vibes i almost cried#ok. anyway. it's 8:20am. im drunk still. goodnight im finally going to bed x
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2X07 - 7X06 ‖ local nerd never being given recognition for his costumes
#someone be proud of him pls he is so happy of his costumes every time#911edit#911 abc#eddiediazedit#eddie diaz#evan buckley#carla price#*mine#911
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My Lady Jane 1.07 "Another Girl, Another Planet"
#my lady jane#myladyjaneedit#perioddramaedit#jane x guildford#tvedit#tvgifs#userstream#dailytvfilmgifs#chewieblog#cinemapix#filmtvdaily#jane grey#guildford dudley#janeford#mine*#gifs*#mine: mlj#let men moan more 2k24#also anyone else notice in the first gif his hand goes under her dress....i did NOT for a long time#otp: I'll never leave you
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