#his gf is a pathological liar
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💔the pathological liar - pro hero! yo shindou x fem! pro hero! gf! reader
warnings: characters aged up to 20+, lying, cheating, arguing, manipulation, gaslighting, sexual activities, non-con (reader does say no), dub-con, verbal abuse, emotional abuse, name-calling, physical struggles, physical fighting (one-sided, so assault?), reader has a smart ass mouth and is kinda toxic as well, slight!yandere!yo, toxic relationships, toxic mindsets, false imprisonment, triggering subject at the end. read at your own risk!
☠️: some dialogue/actions inspired by true events.
💔: banner images from pinterest.
💔: banner made by me with canva.
post themes: say my name - destiny's child
confessions, parts I & II - usher
take a bow - rihanna
shake it off - mariah carey
💔 3.5k words
💔read in dark mode for best experience!
🖤series 🖤touya.
—--
—--
I know you say that I am assuming things
Something's going down that's the way it seems
Shouldn't be no reason why you're acting strange
If nobody's holding you back from me
'Cause I know how you usually do
When you're saying everything to me times two
Why can't you just tell the truth?
If somebody's there, then tell me who
—--
"Baby, ain't nothing good. It's all bad."
—--
'Your call has been forwarded to an automated voice message system:
"Shindou, Yo". Cannot come to the phone right now, please leave your message at the tone-'
Before the recording could finish, you were throwing your iPhone across your bed as you shrugged your backpack off of your shoulders.
Your boyfriend, Yo Shindou, never answered his phone when you called. Never when you called, but he'd always immediately send a text or call you back hours later, claiming that his phone was dead or that he'd misplaced it somewhere at the agency.
Like now, for example.
'ding'
'Sorry babe, got caught up in something last minute at the agency. Call you back when I'm home. Love you.'
You scoffed as you read over the message.
You wouldn't be getting a call back, that much you knew for certain.
With a sudden urge to be petty, you texted back:
'Something like what, Yo? Another bitch's pussy? Yeah, people at my agency are starting to talk and guess who's the topic of conversation? Just know that the label of 'cheating boyfriend' won't do your "picture perfect" image any justice. Bitch.'
After hitting send, you tossed the phone back onto your bed and that was where it would lay until you got out of the shower.
As soon as your bathroom door closed, the phone vibrated with another text.
'Oh, so we're doing this shit again? Bet. I'll be over in 20.'
—
After moisturizing your body and putting on some pajamas, you climbed into bed and pulled out the book that you'd been reading. Leaving your phone discarded somewhere in the covers.
It was starting to get to one of the more interesting parts when a chorus of loud, booming knocks came on your front door.
"Who in the fuck?" You threw the covers back furiously and slipped your fluffy slippers on.
You walked out of your room and down the hallway, the beating at the door only growing more intense as you sucked your teeth.
"I'm coming, dammit!"
Pulling the door open without checking the peephole first would be your first mistake of the night.
When the messy mop of dark locks, green/yellow hero uniform, and chiseled pecs came into your view, you immediately tried to slam the door shut. Yo wasn't having any of that.
He grabbed the edge of the door, wedging half of his body inside of your apartment before he pushed it forward with force, making it slam and bounce off of the wall.
Once his boots made contact with the carpeted floor of your apartment, you took multiple steps back, putting about two feet of distance between the two of you.
"What's wrong, baby? You don't look too happy to see me."
Scoffing harshly, you bit your bottom lip between your teeth as you glared up at him.
"What the fuck is wrong with you, huh? Beating on my goddamn door like you've lost your mind. Thought you were caught up in something? That just goes to show that all you do is fucking lie. You bitch."
Yo just looked at you with his face scrunched up. He was clearly irritated with your antics, especially the name-calling. Kicking off his boots, he began to walk towards you.
"Stop fucking being difficult, Y/N. You know, baby, if you missed me and wanted some dick, all you had to do was ask nicely."
He said in that irritating, condescending tone that he always uses when talking to those that he feels are beneath him. You being one of those. Even though you're a pro-hero just like he is.
Not believing what you were hearing, your mouth dropped open. You could feel the blood begin to rise in your ears, loud and whooshing against your skull.
A dry chuckle then left your lips.
"You think…that all of this is because I want some dick? Trust me, sweetie, if I just wanted some dick I could go get it from any one of your co-workers. A lot of them have been giving me the eye, you know. Especially since you're never around and I just changed up my hero uniform, so the skirt is short-"
Yo cut you off by grabbing you by the biceps and yanking you towards him, making you stumble and throw your arms out to try to balance yourself before he then slammed you up against the wall.
"Don't fucking play with me, Y/N. If you know what's good for you, you'll think twice about trying to entertain one of those bastards. Especially-"
"Especially who? Bakugou? Oh, he'd be my first choice if I were to step out on you." You smirked up at him.
He snarled. Your smirk widened as you could physically hear him grinding his teeth.
Yo was quiet for a moment, just glaring at you as you stared right back at him with a bored look on your face. You even went as far as to yawn.
"Yeah, it's not so fun when the rabbit has the gun, huh?"
He didn't answer, but instead pulled you off of the wall and hoisted you up over his shoulder. A big hand came up and smacked forcefully against your ass.
"That's alright. I know how to fix you." He chortled darkly, moving away to begin walking down the hallway to your bedroom.
"I don't want your community ass dick! Put me down, Yo!"
He just ignored you and kicked open the door to the room.
"Sure you don't. You always do this shit to get my attention, Y/N. Catch an attitude, start a stupid ass argument, and then I fuck it out of you. Same shit, different goddamn day, baby."
Yo said after tossing you onto the bed, making your forgotten phone flop onto the floor. He gave it a puzzled look.
"Oh, so that's why you seemed so surprised to see me. You didn't read my text."
He chuckled, reaching to grab your hip to flip you over onto your stomach as if you were a pancake.
Rough hands began to caress your feet, ankles, and legs, all the way up to your inner thighs and bottom of your ass cheeks, just under the hem of your nightdress.
"No panties? Yeah, you were definitely planning on getting dicked down tonight, you needy little slut."
SMACK
SMACK
Your back arched off of the bed at the painful stinging of Yo's slaps. His hands felt heavy as lead as they connected with your soft flesh.
SMACK
SMACK
SMACK
"Where are you going? Thought you liked when I spank you, huh?"
Yo wrapped an arm around your waist to bring you back when you tried crawling up the bed to escape him.
"Stop it, Yo…hurts…" You whined.
"It hurts, Yo, please stop." He mocked. "Stop being a fucking brat, then."
He grabbed one of your ass cheeks and squeezed hard, making you moan out involuntarily.
"Moaning like this but you don't want my dick? I bet you're dripping fucking wet for me right now, Y/N. Dare me to check?"
You didn't respond, which prompted Yo to do as he suggested and slip two fingers underneath you between your ass cheeks to get to your slick folds.
"Damn baby, all this for me, yeah? Only me."
He growled. With his large hand, he covered your entire bare pussy and activated his Quirk.
A harsh shiver wracked through your entire body, another soft moan leaving your lips. Yo only pressed harder, moving his fingertips to graze over your clit repeatedly.
"Y-Yo…please, daddy…" You whined, making him smirk down at you. He increased the vibration of his fingers along with rubbing your clit from side to side.
"Say you're sorry for bringing up Bakugou and I might let you feel this fat dick next..." Yo rested his upper body against your back and snaked his free arm under you to hold you up off the bed just a bit.
"No..I'm…n-not sorry. I meant it. Oh fuck!"
Yo grimaced before grabbing you and flipping you back over onto your back.
"What did you say?"
Your e/c eyes were wet with unshed tears as you frowned up at his handsome face. You didn't falter.
"You heard me."
"I thought I told you that if you know what's good for you, you won't even think about that motherfucker!" He seethed.
"I obviously don't know what's good for me if I'm still fucking around with you!"
Before you knew what was happening, Yo had pinned you to the bed by your throat. Moving between your legs, he used his knees to spread them.
"Yo, stop!"
"Shut up, bitch. You'll learn to stop pissing me off one day."
His belt hit the bed as he undid it, his black pants and underwear soon following it. You tried to pull your legs up, but he surged forward, pushing his hard dick inside you with one thrust.
Head falling back against the soft mattress, you couldn't help but keen as Yo began a rough, fast pace. He gripped your calf to pull you closer and stretch you open wider for him.
"Yes, Yo…right there! I'm going to cum!"
Yo grunted in response, trying to hold back from cumming himself.
"Yeah, baby? My fingers got you all ready to cum on my dick? Let it go then, oh shit."
He sped up even more, making your free breasts bounce outside of your nightgown and the headboard hit the wall. It already had a small dent in it from your previous heated romps, but neither of you seemed to care very much.
It could be painted over once you moved out.
"Oh God, I…!"
Your release splashed against Yo's pelvis and drenched the sheets beneath you.
"Ah, fuck. Yeah, made that little pussy squirt, huh? Stay still for me, baby. I'm about to nut."
Your eyes widened. "Yo, no. You're not wearing a condom and I haven't replaced my NuvaRing yet!"
It had been out for five days now while you waited on your doctor to send in a new prescription.
That didn't stop him. Either he was too deep into his impending orgasm to hear you, or he was flat out ignoring you.
"Yo!"
"SHIT! AGHH!"
Blind fury clouded your vision while Yo's was clouded for a completely different reason altogether.
"Damn…" He breathed out, making sure to stay deep inside you until he was finished cumming.
Once you got your bearings, you sat up abruptly, making Yo stumble back onto his elbows. He sucked his teeth once he saw your angered face.
"What's wrong, sweetheart? You don't want to have my baby?"
"Yo, we're both in our early 20's at the height of our hero careers. We're nowhere near ready for a damn baby!"
The raven-haired man was about to respond until a soft, vibrating sound silenced the both of you.
You slowly swung your legs over the side of the bed, searching for the source of the noise.
Bending down, you surveyed the floor briefly. Your forgotten cell phone lay halfway underneath the bed.
It's not your phone going off.
Yo could've been mistaken for a ghost; you watched his face blanch white while he patted the pockets of his discarded pants searching for the missing device.
A race against time, but you spotted it first.
With the rectangular device being tangled in your covers, Yo almost knocked you off the bed trying to get to it, but you were way faster than him. It was already in your hand.
tatas💕: my appointment is at 3pm tomorrow. are you going to be able to make it?
You scrunched your nose and swatted Yo's hand away while reading the text.
"Appointment? What is this about, and why does Tatami need you there?"
Cold e/c eyes turned to stone while you watched Yo fidget nervously. This is one of the only times you've seen him like this; the other when he asked you out for the first time.
"Y/N…do you love me?"
"What kind of question is that, Yo? If I didn't, would I still be with you?"
"Unconditionally?"
Your nose scrunched. Something isn't right…
You knew all about Tatami. Yo's ex-girlfriend from high school. He told you that he broke it off during their third year because she was becoming too clingy. You'd even met her once, when you had a joint mission with her agency.
"Yes…"
"Say you'll never leave me?"
Oh hell no. He was asking too many questions now.
"What did you do, Yo? Huh?!"
He just hung his head. His phone vibrated again in your hand.
----
Everything that I've been doing is all bad
I've got a chick on the side
With the crib and the ride
I've been telling you so many lies
Aint none good, it's all bad
And I just wanna confess, it's been going on so long
Girl I been doing you so wrong and I want you to know that
----
"Everytime you called my phone, I wasn't at the agency working overtime…I..I was with Tatami."
A long, loud sigh left your lips. Your free hand came up, knuckles resting against your forehead.
I don't want to look, but I know I have to…
"Y/N.." Yo warned.
new message
"Y/N, please, baby…"
tatas💕: i know the doctor said that we won't know the sex until about 20 weeks, but i can't help being so excited! we're possibly going to have a little yo running around soon! 👶🏻
Your grip on the phone tightened.
----
If I could turn back the hands of time
And start all over I would
Instead of everything being all bad, baby
Everything'll be all good
I know today is the day that I end all the lying and the playing and the bullshit, girl
----
"Y/N, I'm sorr-"
WHAM!
Your knuckles that you'd been resting against your forehead went across Yo's face at the speed of light. You punched him hard as hell in his face, making him tumble over and off the foot of the bed. The sight would've been hilarious if you weren't so fucking pissed.
"I knew I was right…." You chuckled. "I fucking knew it. You knew that she was pregnant, too. You've known for months."
Yo looked up at you with big, watery eyes full of regret. Almost like he was a different person entirely.
One hand clutched his throbbing cheek. You'd hit him so hard that his lower lip busted. His perfect face would soon be discolored black and blue, across his forehead, nose (that was also bleeding now), and right eye.
"I'm sorry! Baby, I'm sorry!"
"SHUT THE FUCK UP, YO! YOU'RE ONLY SORRY BECAUSE YOU GOT FUCKING CAUGHT!" You raged. You lunged off the bed at him and started hitting him everywhere, as hard as you could. You even grabbed two handfuls of his black hair and yanked his head around.
Yo finally grabbed your arms and pinned them against your chest. You'd grown exhausted, so you just let yourself fall against his naked chest.
A bitter chuckle, then the tears, hot and angry. You couldn't hold them any longer as you looked up at Yo, staring at his swollen, beaten face.
"You're so fucking ugly when you cry. What the fuck are you crying for, huh? I'm the one that got cheated on. Lied to, played with, manipulated."
"Not only did you fucking lie to me and cheat on me, but you fucked around and got the bitch pregnant, too. This has got to be a joke."
Yo slowly crawled up from the floor with you in his arms, blood dripping down his nose and lip, staining the carpet, then the bedsheets while you covered your face with your hands and sobbed.
He cradled you gently and laid his head against yours, lips kissing at the temples.
"Baby, please…we can work this out. I don't love her. I love you, but I…I still want to be there for the baby…"
Your brokenhearted wails only increased in volume.
"Don't cry, baby. I promise I'll be here for you and our baby, too."
—-
Three Months Later
Yo made good on his word to be there for you.
Shortly after his "confession", you found out that you were pregnant as well.
Tatami is currently six months along, while you're only three.
Turns out that all of this was a part of Yo's twisted plan.
Instead of your late birth control being due to your doctor's or the pharmacy's incompetence, it was Yo who called the doctor's office pretending to be your husband and had them cancel your refill request.
Yo then demanded suggested that you take time off from hero work while you were carrying his child, which you slightly agreed with, but still did so with reluctance.
You don't know how he did it, but you guessed being one of the top 20 heroes carried with it a lot of weight for him to be able to take off enough to make it to all of yours and Tatami's appointments.
He even moved you out of your apartment and into his. Into your own room.
The reason that you had your own room was because Tatami ended up losing her apartment due to being out of work, so Yo moved her in as well.
With the way that the living arrangements had been set up, you and Tatami might as well have been sister wives.
To attempt to keep things "fair" between the both of you, Yo would designate certain nights where either of you would get to sleep in the room with him. So neither of you would feel neglected by him.
His heart was in the right place, wasn't it?
Even when you could clearly hear the whispered moans and soft creaking of the bed from Yo's room on Tatami's nights.
No matter how you tried to make yourself not hear it.
Yo didn't want you stressing out, he claimed, so he bought you many expensive gifts and gadgets to help you get a good night's rest.
None of them worked.
Not when the walls in that apartment were paper thin.
Many nights you cried and raged to yourself.
Obviously all of that stress wasn't healthy for the baby.
Which leads you to today.
A pair of dark sunglasses hiding your eyes along with a long trench coat and hat to conceal the rest of your persona.
They were loud and jarring as you walked in, but your world had gone numb three months ago. Now you were trapped inside your own world as you stepped up three flat steps into a white, brick building.
A ghost clutching a brown clipboard only made the atmosphere even gloomier before whisking you away from the judgemental eyes and into a plainly decorated room with blue walls.
She read over the papers first then handed the clipboard to you, one more questioning look being shot your way.
You just gave a simple nod.
—-
"You have reached the voicemail box of L/n, Y/n. I can't come to the phone right now, but leave me a message and I'll get back to you as soon as I can!"
BEEP.
Yo sighed heavily and put his head in his hands before standing up to walk out of your completely barren bedroom.
Before he closed the door, he whispered softly,
"Why, Y/n?"
Your location on his phone showed him exactly where you were.
—-
Gotta make that move
Find somebody who
Appreciates all the love I give
Boy, I gotta
Gotta do what's best for me
Baby and that means I gotta shake you off
—--
a/n: i think this piece was a pretty strong start to the series! i'm really proud of it! stay tuned, there's plenty more bullshit to come!
*remember, if you get angry enough at your partner that you feel like wanting to put your hands on them, just walk away!
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Trigger Happy Havoc | Goodbye Despair | Killing Harmony
—— Kaede Akamatsu .
—— Shuichi Saihara . — sweet dreams . ( ns.fw )
synopsis : shuichi has a dream and you help him.
— shuichi ns.fw headcannons ( ns.fw )
synopsis : headcannons about shuichi during the do.
— stay with me .
synopsis : shuichi loves you tons. so of course, he’d never want you to be hurt. but when he sees those scars on your arm, other people hurting you may be the least of his worries.
— fluffy kisses .
synopsis : you and shuichi watch movies together in the av room. as you start to doze off , shuichi can’t help but admire …
— shuichi w/ a bimbo s/o ( ns.fw )
synopsis : shuichi and his hot gf bang.
— smothering love . ( kinda ns.fw )
synopsis : you pin shuichi to the wall and hickey - fy him.
— shuichi meeting your younger sibling
synopsis : shuichi's heard a lot of good things about your “ sweet little sibling , ” but his first encounter with them is quite different than what he was expecting.
— yandere shuichi headcannons
synopsis : sfw ( ? … ) and ns.fw headcannons with shuichi and hajime.
— shaking to the core . ( ns.fw )
synopsis : you use a vibrator on shuichi.
— pizza delivery !
synopsis : shuichi , your boyfriend , works part time as a pizza deliverer ; which coincidentally brings him to your house one day …
— stir and mix .
synopsis : shuichi was your all - time crush since … well , a long time. you , as the ultimate patissier , decided one day to start showing your affection by leaving a gift on his desk.
— xoxo = medicine .
synopsis : you catch a cold and shuichi appoints himself as your caretaker.
—— Maki Harukawa .
—— Kaito Momota .
—— Rantaro Amami .
— stare don’t touch . ( ns.fw )
synopsis : you and rantaro do a challenge — no touching each other ( wether sexual or not ) for a month. the end result is … well , interesting.
— killshot .
synopsis : you’re in love with rantaro amami , so much that you feel his simple presence isn’t enough and that your heart can’t take the overwhelming need anymore.
— rantaro fluff alphabet .
synopsis : fluff alphabet for rantaro amami.
—— Angie Yonaga .
—— Kirumi Tojo .
—— Ryoma Hoshi .
—— K1 - B0 / Kiibo / Keebo .
—— Miu Iruma .
—— Tenko Chabashira .
—— Himiko Yumeno .
—— Kokichi Ouma .
— jealousy , jealousy . ( pt. 1 )
synopsis : kokichi being jealous , fight ensues.
— jealousy , jealousy . ( pt. 2 )
synopsis : you and kokichi make up with each other.
— hazy love . ( ns.fw )
synopsis : you and kokichi bang in and out of his dream.
— kokichi ouma with a s/o who’s a pathological liar
synopsis : ( read the request ) kokichi with a s/o who can’t differ between their lies and actual feelings for others.
— lovebites .
synopsis : vampire kokichi feeding on his favorite life source.
— kokichi with a calm amab reader
synopsis : headcannons of kokichi with a very calm and patient male reader who defends kokichi after he gets bullied.
— kokichi with a cute but super strong reader
synopsis : kokichi with a gender neutral lover who seems harmless , but looks can be deceiving. especially when he catches them one day …
— roommate headcannons with kokichi
synopsis : platonic and romantic headcannons of you and kokichi as roommates.
— kokichi with an ultimate psychologist reader
synopsis : headcannons of kokichi with a reader who’s the ultimate psychologist.
— kokichi with a s/o who has an identical twin
synopsis : ( read request !! ) headcannons of kokichi with a s/o that’s so alike with their twin that they feel absolutely replaceable. your ultimates even connect , and everyone always mistakes you with them and them with you. except for …
— repudiation .
synopsis : kokichi really likes you ; and you , as arrogant as you are , like him back . but the thing is , you both are in denial. though , with the help of a couple of your friends , maybe that’s subject to change.
— kokichi with a s/o who’s really clingy when jealous
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— kokichi with a s/o who’s 6~ feet tall
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— as long as i’m with you .
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— anniversary in a haunted house
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— because nothing compares to you .
synopsis : kokichi messed up , you’re temporarily gone , and he has to spend that time alone.
— admire .
synopsis : headcannons of kokichi with a reader who always admires his words.
— ice cream troubles .
synopsis : you drop your ice cream and kokichi comforts you.
— random act of appreciation .
synopsis : fuzzy romantic moments were never really kokichi’s thing. but he can make an exception for you.
—— Tsumugi Shirogane .
—— Korekiyo Shinguji .
—— Gonta Gokuhara .
none of the header art is mine , i only edited it to be a header. i mostly got the drawings / icons from pinterest & manga shit! ,, so thank you to them (^*^)
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Full Name: Baz Howlett.
Nicknames: Baz.
Age: 39.
Pronouns and Gender: He/Him, Cis Male.
Birth place: Aurora Bay.
How long have they been in town?: His whole life / various leaves of absence but he always ends up back one way or another.
Sexuality: Bisexual.
Housing: Fisher's Cove.
Occupation: Front Desk @ Titanium Gym.
tw crime, drugs, death // @aurorabayaesthetic
QUICK OVERVIEW:
tearaway teen yup yup yup
only child to perpetual disappointment pipeline
fell into a bad crowd with very little prompting in high school and got involved in some dodgy dealings
shit stirrer since birth
not a violent guy (unless pushed) but he got a little too big for his boots when money started rolling in and pissed off the wrong people in increasingly more creative ways
was with his best friend when he was ended up being killed over a drug dispute that got out of hand and escalated from an argument to a shooting
took off when he heard sirens
still wonders if he could have done something more that night to actually save him - kind of shut down for a long time over that and has done absolutely fuck all to process it really
hasn't told many people about that incident or his actions in the aftermath despite both being there when it occurred and being one of the coffin bearers at andrew's funeral
joyriding since before he could even drive properly (or legally), was the fastest fucker around when it came to stripping cars for parts which is why when he ended up going straight becoming a mechanic was about the only thing he could think to do that didn’t make him want to die of boredom
broke his mothers heart tbh his dad always likes to remind him that that's what killed her (more aptly it was illness, but it do be getting in on him)
very much uncomfortable with everything about himself and his life and i don’t think he’s felt genuine joy in years
suffers from a terminal case of seeming out of place and disinterested
after working as a mechanic ran its course for him he tried his hand at being a mailman
that lasted all of a year and a half before he was let go after suspicion of mail tampering and not delivering to people he has petty vendetta's against
absolutely justly let go but he'll never acknowledge that
currently working the front desk at titanium and finds amusement in telling gym bros they're looking tiny and questioning the nutritional value of protein aloud
if he cares then he cares but he’s just not the best at making that translate
a ghoul!
PERSONALITY.
+ funny, confident, indepedent.
- abrasive, disinterested, petty.
FUN ADJACENT FACTS.
ocean crest apartment anti even though he doesn't even live there anymore, can’t stand the ruckus that’s always being caused and has several lifelong enemies in the form of long-term residents who he's beefed with
drives a shitty car, especially for someone so formerly into cars, but he's spent too much time under the hood of other people's cars to care much about that
pathological liar. no real reason for it, it just gives him a giggle
thinks grace and frankie is the greatest show ever made
known harasser of local politicians
thinks taxes are optional
voted most likely to tell you to get off his lawn
CURRENT CONNECTIONS.
ex-husband of @kaylatullz
employee of @ecchs
friend of @clint-bennet
friend of @peterbasara
cousin of @tabithaxking
sometimes mechanic to / goblin co-kings with @marsmoran
friend of @calinxsava
went on a vday blind date with @the-nelson-quinn
SPECIFIC WANTED CONNECTIONS.
ocean crest residents -- any of the folks he's got absurd beefs with. can range from nonsense to legit, let's goooo!
ex-gf from high school -- someone who knew him before andrew's death and saw that massive shift in him after it that's carried through to this day. pre-plotting required.
people who's cars he's worked on/will take a look at cheap -- from back in the day when he was a mechanic. hasn't much of an interest these days but will do nixers if it's into the hand
ride or dies / friends -- u know u know.
past exes/flings/fwb -- lets get messy.
neighbours @ fisher's cove -- can be positive or negative vibes
just all of it
GENERIC WANTED CONNECTIONS.
connections wise he’s pretty much an open book right now, but some baseline ideas that can be springboarded off are:
friendly.
a best friend / ride or dies / close friends / childhood friends / pseudo-siblings / friends / drunk friends / new friends / former roommate / people he met on his travels (hasn't been outside of america but anywhere within can be plotted).
romantic
flirtationship / friends with benefits / one time hook ups / tinder matches / unrequited crush (can be either way) / exes from high school / exes on good terms.
antagonistic.
enemies / former (best) friends / exes on bad terms / frenemies / rivals / negative influence / tbh he's an acquired taste so most antagonistic connects would work for him.
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I can’t find whether he really said that but if yes… This man is pathetic
https://x.com/jmthecoolest/status/1730561764905955590?s=46
Again after his vacation with his gf
Can’t husbands announce they are married and add “pls leave Jimin alone”, I still feel my eyes watering when I remember all the shit jjks and tkkrs wrote to the ministry, and the issue isn’t solved yet, I’m still scared af
Don't be scared, nothing is going to happen with that. At least not to Jimin.
Yeah I think he said that but I always assumed he'd meant they'd enlist together, as in together at the same time. Which they are doing. He's just not the most eloquent speaker and he's also a pathological liar, so.
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I guess they're only trying to convince themselves at this point, because to everyone else they're embarrassingly transparent. They don't give a single shit about "privacy". They're stalkers, for god's sake, lol.
They're infuriated because candid photos (I haven't even seen them, nor would I know where to find them) exist that once again destroy their fantasies. It reminds me of when Mia's sister in law posted photos of her wedding party with Mia and Darren in them. This was apparently a HUGE affront to any private person, and unless Darren demanded these photos be taken down, it HAD to be a conspiracy.
Fact is, their fantasy is based on the idea that Darren is a pathological liar who is so demented he would fake even a wife and child. Yet the idea that he would lie about not having a gf back in 2011 is UNTHINKABLE. The idea that he would lie about being private (more like his definition of privacy doesn't match theirs), is UNTHINKABLE. As per usual, tinhats are insane, incoherent, and incredibly sad. Their fantasies have been destroyed over and over again for over a decade now and they're still here, beginning a new year with the same old shit. The patheticness level they've reduced themselves to is reaching unheard of depths.
All you say is perfectly true. There is something sad about tinhats in the sense that they made their life revolves around a lie for 10+ years. So it's difficult to admit, or see that your whole universe is based on a lie. Those people are clutching at what they can (lying to themselves in the process) to not admit they lost 12 years over a fantasy. I kinda pity them to be honest (then they act like awful wench and I forget all pity lmao).
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This is going to be a long one, I have millions of thoughts in my mind but here is a fraction of it i want to share...
I have always been that person who always tries to see the "good" in people.
So the story goes like this..
I had this "friend" whom i met 1.5 years ago. We used to talk a lot. We shared our trauma, talked about out dreams. We met for the first time last month. I confessed how he was more than just a friend to me.
He never gave me a definite answer to that, even when he kissed me back or even when he hugged me all night. But I felt the word means nothing when you can feel it through your actions. I felt loved. I fell for the idea of love. Sometimes you are so love deprived that you are even willing to settle for the crumbs without even realising it.
Later on, i got to know he lied about everything. He had a girlfriend of 4 years, he lied about his job, he lied how his dad was abusive, he lied how he got fired from his job just cuz i asked him for a day off when i was coming to meet him. He lied when he said he was going to unalive himself.
That was on my f'ing BIRTHDAY!!!
I cried the whole day. The guilt was overwhelming and it consumed me. I felt like my heart has been shattered into million pieces, again. My heart has been broken before but i have never been cheated on and lied to like this.
I confronted him in front of his girlfriend (over call). He did nothing to console me or even showed a bit of remorse. He was trying to explain to his girlfried how it was a "misunderstanding".
I just wanted a closure. He lied to his gf about everything. He said how i was just like his "sister" and i looked him as a "child". He denied everything and when i shared the screenshots of our conversations, he said he was just "consoling" me because i was hurt and he lied because of that. That was so narc of him. Making himself a victim in all of this.
I said i have never hated anybody before. But what he did to me, i hate him for that. I hate him. I hate him? Idk.
If God exists, he might forgive him, but I would never!!!!
He was such a freaking story teller, even the side characters of his lies had a backstory. Now that i look back, they never even existed. It was like a f**king INCEPTION movie. Lies within lies within lies.
I somehow now relate to Julius Ceaser, i felt his pain when the person he trusted the most..Brutus stabbed him. That "Et tu Brute" sums up what i feel right now.
It still hurts. He blocked me, never said a single word or apology for the pain he inflicted. All his words were lies.
We were never officially in a relationship, but i know he cheated. He lied. Maybe he is a pathological liar and definitely a narcissist.
I feel hurt. I know this shall pass.
I feel betrayed. I want to forget this, but i can't. Why is it so hard for people to apologise for once?
I read a quote somewhere, "showing your emotions to people is like bleeding next to a shark. I felt that"
He was a life lesson. I learnt to never trust anyone blindly again.
Not everything somebody says is true and sometimes people don't need any reason to lie. They show zero remorse when confronted.
They just gaslight you. That sh*t hurts. I never got a closure.
I am lost at words now.
#dear diary#spilled tears#getting cheated on#closure#spilled thoughts#heartbreak#gaslighting#narcissistic personality disorder#narcissism#actually did#pathological liars#liar#julius caesar#et tu brute#bpd feels#i feel like shit
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Tom Hanks’ Son Accuses Ex-GF Of Being A ‘Pathological Liar’ After She Drags His Famous Dad Into Assault Battle
RACISM IS STRONGER THAN SEX AND BLOOD
CC SLAVE MASSAS
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With the latest interview declaration that he’s looking, do you think DM’s latest blind about the hook ups and that he’s seeing someone new could actually be real? //
If he's already with someone why would he say he's looking? In that case, not only would the statement be contradictory but also disrespectful to his hypothetical partner.
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Stop buying anything DM says.
Lies have short legs, and we've been proved several times with her.
She and her "sources" are pathological liars when it comes to Chris. Especially when they admit they don't get tea on x person, unless -of course- his private gf's friends and his super loyal friends run to her with dating tea about a relationship that Chris wants to keep secret.
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Another DC TA Marinette Story
*So the other version is strictly a one-shot drabble post while this one might, and I repeat might have more than two parts.
Part 1: Welcome to Gotham
Part 1 (here) | Part 2 |
Marinette’s having a bad day. It started with her waking up late, breaking her five-day streak of waking up early. She nearly fell on her way down the stairs, thankfully she remained unharmed. Then she was late coming to class, but that mainly due to poor time management decisions. Only for her to then realize that she’s no longer a student, but the teacher assistant for Mme. Bustier’s class.
“Look Mme. Bustier, Marinette’s late again.” Lila points out, as the graduate rolls her eyes and takes her place in the back of the classroom.
“That’s enough, Lila.” Caline scolds, before turning her focus to her teaching assistant. “Is everything alright, Marinette?” She asks.
Marinette nods and pulls out a folder filled with paperwork that needs to be grade. The class continues as follows. Caline spoke about the upcoming projects about the American lifestyle in specific cities. Marinette would finish the paperwork, pull out her laptop, and take a few notes on class’ behaviors.
Everything seemed fine, but that crashed when Lila thought it would be a great idea to once again open her big mouth.
“Mme. Bustier, I cannot do this project as [insert overly used lie here].” She pouts.
“Girl, I can help you. She did say that we can do it as a group project.” Alya interjects with a smile.
Lila ever with the dramatics, “Oh Alya, you can’t be serious. I don’t want you doing all the work.”
Marinette could feel her phone buzz in her pocket. She pulls it out to see that it was a message from Gotham’s Prince. She smiles and opens the notification.
Gotham’s Prince: Did you sleep well, Angel?
Gotham’s Fashion Sense: It was good until it wasn’t.
Gotham’s Prince: What do you mean?
Gotham’s Fashion Sense: You’re not with me.
Gotham’s Prince: Well, soon I will be.
Gotham’s Fashion Sense: And I’m counting down the days.
Marinette looks up from her phone and sees that her former classmates are staring at her. She shrugs and places her phone in her pocket.
“What city do you plan on doing, Marinette?” Alix shouts out catching the attention of both Caline and Marinette. The teacher and her assistant lock eyes before the former curtly nod.
“Gotham.” Marinette murmurs, gathering her supplies to neatly present them later.
“I actually visit Gotham, you know.” Lila states, “If you need any help, I’ll gladly give information to you.”
Marinette scoffs and forces a smile towards the pathological liar, “Thank you, Rossi, you will be my last resort.”
Lila once again started the dramatics by crying her eyes out. It is amazing how that liar can still be able to cry with the amount she has done.
It wasn’t long before the class was over. Marinette walks over to the front desk and hands Caline the stack of graded assignments.
“Thank you, Marinette,” Caline says, accepting the assignments.
“I want to tell you in advance that I’ll be joining my boyfriend in a couple of days. Do you think that you’ll need me during that time?”
Caline thinks for a moment then she shakes her head, “I don’t believe so, Marinette. Thank you for the heads up in advance. How are your studies going?”
Marinette smiles, “They’re going great, my business classes are helping me in running my freelancing business. And I already finished my fashion assignments earlier this week.”
“I’m glad to hear that,” Caline opens the door for the two of them to exit through. Marinette walks out first with a quick curtsy to the gesture.
Marinette’s phone buzzes again.
Gotham’s Prince: You are the only person that my brother will listen too, call them.
Gotham’s Fashion Sense: Why?
Gotham’s Fashion Sense: What did they do now?
She didn’t receive an answer. Shrugging, Marinette places her phone in her back pocket and make a beeline to the main entrance.
“I’m sure whatever charm you have over Mme. Bustier, will be gone before you know it,” Lila whispers into the graduate’s ear. Marinette rolls her eyes and continues to walk away. Unbeknown to Lila, it was a smirk that presented on the teen’s face rather than a pout.
“That was very brave of you, Marinette.” Tikki complements when the two are alone.
Marinette turns to her kwami and smiles, “I have way better things to do than to let some phony ruin my day. Besides what she does will indeed hurt her at the end.”
“Marinette…” Tikki sighs with a giggle at the end.
“What? You know that it’s true. As long as the class doesn’t know that I actually graduated last quarter, anything that she throws at me will be seen as an assault.”
“You’ve been spending to much time with Jason, haven’t you?” Tikki wonders.
“Only on the weekends, Tikki.” Her chosen jokes before catching the sight of a certain blonde model.
“Hey, Manette,” Adrien Agreste greets, running over to the graduate.
“Hey, Adrien, how was your photoshoot?”
“It could have been better if Lu was there, but I rather suffer in silence and get comforted later.”
“That’s...good to hear.” Marinette’s eyes narrowed unsure of her reply. “Have you thought about the city assignment?”
Adrien shakes his head. “Honestly, I have no clue. I was planning on doing Smallville, but I don’t know.” He looks to Marinette with kitten eyes, “Are you really doing Gotham?”
Marinette nods only to lean against a nearby wall.
“I figure that would be easier to do since I’ve been there and all.” She admits, holding her arms against her chest.
“Great, Gorilla is here.” Adrien groans.
“He’s more of a guardian than anyone else,” Marinette states, spotting the large bodyguard and pushing herself off the wall.
Adrien sighs and wishes the fashion designer a farewell before heading over to Gorilla. Marinette smiles softly seeing how much the model has changed since entering the public school system. Of how he has grown since becoming Chat Noir, granted they did have their ups and downs but once he finally accepted his being, everything has been smooth sailing.
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Gotham’s Prince: Check Twitter.
Marinette’s eyebrow raises at the message and she opens up her Twitter app.
Dick Grayson @theflyinggrayson Grumpy-pants here is missing his GF
Below shows a picture of Damian Wayne looking at his phone with what appears to be a sad look on his face.
A chuckle escapes her mouth.
Manette @GothamsFashionSense Thanks for the laugh @theflyinggrayson, I pretty sure that you all miss me.
Marinette then adds a cute kitten gif relating to the post.
Gotham’s Prince: What the hell, Angel!
Gotham’s Fashion Sense: You asked and I delivered
Marinette places her phone back into her back pocket and walks in the direction of her family’s bakery.
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“What do you mean you won’t be able to come?” Caline Bustier asks her assistant in the middle of a meeting. Marinette bites her lower lip and looks between the principal and the full-time teacher.
“What I mean is that I’ll be overseas staying with my boyfriend’s family around that time. At the very least tell where you’re having the class exchange at and I can make plans around that.” Marinette informs the two with arms cross and an irritated look on her face.
“The exchange is with Gotham Academy, Mlle. Dupain-Cheng.”
Marinette’s eyes bug out. Her whole demeanor changes. “No,” She denies.
“Will that be a problem, Mlle. Dupain-Cheng?” The principal asks slightly concern for the alumna’s wellbeing.
Marinette straightens herself out. “No, in fact, I will already in Gotham. If something does come up, I will only be a phone call away. Will I get there in time that will depend on what I am doing at the moment.”
Caline’s face brightens, she’s not going to be alone with the class in Gotham. “That’s great news to hear, Marinette.”
“Yes, I’m sure. The trip is in a month, correct?”
“Yes, and the exchange will last for about four weeks. Mme. Bustier will only be there to oversee the program and class if something were to go array. They will be living in housing provided by the school as we’ll do the same to their students.” The principal states.
Marinette nods, “Is that everything or do I need to fill out any paperwork allowing me to supervise the class while at Gotham Academy?”
“I do have the paperwork here for you to fill to get access into the building. Other than that you--well we should be fine. I will inform you if anything has changed.”
“Thank you, Principal De La Fontaine.” Marinette exits the office with a smirk on her face.
Ever since the akuma has begun showing up in France, the Paris school board officials declared Principal Damocles unfit to be a principal and opted for De La Fontaine to oversee college and lycee of the Dupont schools seeing as they are short-staffed. Marinette was able to take the Baccalauréat after pleading to her parents. Thankfully, she was able to pass on her first try and even convinced the school to allow her to be a teaching assistant until the end of the school year.
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“I’m telling you Dami, I have everything ready and pack for my trip to see you.” Marinette states into the phone. She sighs and switches shoulders as she is placing the final set of clothes into her suitcase. On the other side of the phone, Damian said something that causes her to roll her eyes. “Damian I will end this call; besides, you know that I would call you if something goes wrong. I’ll see you in two days. Je t'aime.” Marinette ends the call before she couldn’t find it in her to blow up her international data even more.
Marinette throws herself onto her chaise sighing, “Tikki, should I take the miraculous box with me or ask Kaalki to open up a portal?” She wonders as her flying ladybug kwami hovers beside her.
Tikki, munching on a cookie, says, “Marinette would it even matter. You use Kaalki every time you go to Gotham. It’s a miracle that you’re parents haven’t caught on yet.”
“You say miracle, I say luck.” Marinette plays, “Besides making it look like I go to the airport has covered my quick trips pretty darn well.”
“Well, what are we going to do about Hawkmoth?”
“I’m giving Luka and Kagami their miraculous for when the class goes to Gotham as Adrien will most likely be joining them. Hopefully, Hawkmoth doesn’t do anything drastic while we’re gone.” Marinette sighs and kicks herself over to lay on her back.
Tikki could only smile at how far her chosen has come. From the unsure thirteen-year-old to the now strong level-headed seventeen-year-old woman. Ever since Fu’s amnesia, Marinette has done a great job of making sure that everything regarding the miraculous box is kept secret and safe. She created a box similar to her diary box to protect the miraculous box.
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After giving Luka and Kagami their miraculous, she (as Ladybug) informed them that she will be once again going on a vacation overseas. The two wished their friend farewell with the promise of calling her when Hawkmoth attacks.
“I expect details on the proposal when I get back,” Marinette demands, pointing at Luka causing him to blush thinking about a certain cat-themed hero.
“You’ll give a heart attack if you keep saying things like that, Manette.”
“I know,” Marinette beams.
The group of three hugs each other before parting ways.
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Gotham’s air may have never been clean as crimes happen all the time, but to Marinette, it was like a second home. She loves returning back to Gotham since she met the Wayne family, which was completely by accident. Well, it wasn’t much of an accident it was through Jagged Stone that they met; however, it was by accident how she met Damian.
“Angel! You’re here...finally.” Damian greets his lover of two and a half years. Marinette giggles and runs into his arms. She misses the feeling of his body warmth and well just him in general. Just don’t tell the others that.
“Of course, I’m here and now you’re stuck with me for two months.”
Damian is taken back, “What happened to being here for two weeks?”
“A class exchange with Gotham Academy. As the TA of the class selected, I was roped into joining them on their journey to hell.”
Damian curtly nods his head and wraps his arms around her torso. He kisses her cheek causing the Paris native to blush.
Manette @GothamsFashionSense Look’s who’s back in action. Can’t wait to spend time with you all.
In the attachment is a photo of Marinette posing in front of the Wayne Enterprises with a smile reaching her eyes. Comments flood the designer’s notifications to the point she had to turn them off. The majority of the comments were from the same people, the entirety of the Bat-family.
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“Jay-Jay, I swear if you play a prank on me, you’ll receive no cookies for the rest of the week,” Marinette growls, exiting the guest bedroom--well it’s really hers, but won’t admit it.
“Todd, it’s too early for this.” Damian groans, coming from behind the designer in a personalize pajama design set.
Jason stares at the two in shock and teasingly asks with a mock sense of seriousness, “Did you at least used protection?”
Marinette’s jaw drops as murderous intent rolls off Damian.
“I’m gonna kill you, Todd!” Damian screeches, pulling a katana out from miraculous knows where and chase at the laughing anti-hero. Marinette stood frozen as a rosy pink color spreads across her cheeks.
“Why would Master Damian and Master Jason be running down the halls, Miss Marinette?” Alfred wonders, appearing in front of the designer.
Marinette shakes her head and gives the butler a cheeky smile, “Jay-Jay being inappropriate. I wouldn’t be surprised if he actually kills Jason today.”
Alfred sighs and tells her that breakfast should be done in a moment. Marinette happily nods then returns back to her room to get change.
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“What do you mean that Marinette isn’t coming to class?” Chloe shrieks, when Adrien announced that Marinette had left for a trip yesterday. The entire class could only focus their ears on the two blondes for gossip.
“It’s like I said, Mari, said she’ll be gone for a couple of weeks. She didn’t say where and all I know is that Mme. B let her off the presentation assignment.”
Chloe scoffs then huffs at the newfound information. “Well, that will explain why Lu and Gami showed up last night instead of her.”
“I’m sure she’ll give us a call when she settles in,” Adrien adds on just as Mme. Bustier walks into the classroom with a stack of papers in hand.
“Good evening class.” She greets, setting the stack down on her desk. “As you all know, our class was selected for a class exchange with our American partners. These are your permission slips to sign and date for the trip. If there is any question, please do not hesitate to contact me.”
“How long will we be gone for?” Alya asks raising her hand without being called on.
“The program will last for four weeks. What you learn during the exchange will count as a credit to graduate.” The teacher smiles. “Are there any other questions?”
No one else raises their hands. Caline smiles at this and begins to hand out the permission slips.
“Have these all turned in by the end of this week.”
“What about, Marinette?” Surprisingly, this question didn’t come from the protect Marinette squad but instead Juleka, who is usually quiet in the class.
Caline is taken back, “Marinette will be joining us for this exchange. We have already contacted her parents. Are there any other questions?”
The room goes silent. Caline nods and turns on the projector. “Today we will be going over your presentation assignment. The only person excused is Marinette as she has completed hers in advance.”
Of course, the class blows up at that declaration.
“What, why does she get special treatment?” Alya’s voice booms through the classroom. “If you one it should be Lila!”
“Alya, calm down, the reason why Marinette did her assignment is that she won’t be with us these coming weeks. If you have an issue with that take that up with her. Now please, can I continue with my lesson.” Caline could feel a headache coming. Maybe it wasn’t such a good idea to mention Marinette’s presentation and just use it as a template for the others to follow.
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Manette @GothamsFashionSense Been in town for two days and these idiots are still the same. Mar’i, honey, you the best!
Below the tweet is an attached image of Marinette sitting in the middle with Mar’i Grayson on her lap laughing as Damian appears to be yelling at Jason, Tim’s head smack-down on the table a coffee cup in hand. Dick behind them all with Kori’s arm wrapped around his torso.
Marinette laughs at the impending struggle Damian has in an attempt to once again harm Jason. She plays with the young toddler on her arms as Mar’i tries to take a scoop of the leftover ice cream. Marinette bounces the young Grayson in her lap and feeds a scoop of ice cream.
“It’s so nice to have you back, Nette. Mar’i miss her Auntie.”
Marinette chuckles brushing off the comment, “Mar’i has several other Aunts, how could she miss me? Beside’s I’m not even a Wayne.”
Kori raises an eyebrow and Dick coughs up a “Yet.” before turning away as if he didn’t spill anything important.
“Pardon?” Marinette wonders turning her attention to the older Grayson.
“It’s nothing Bluebird, just a cough that is all.” Marinette purses her lips before deciding to let it go to play with Mar’i.
Mar’i squeals in delight as Marinette plays with her stomach.
Damian watches from the corner of his eye. A smile sneaks it’s way up onto his face.
“Wake up, Replacement.” Jason say as he kicks Tim’s leg.
Tim’s arms grab the nearest coffee cup and drinks from it. He bounces back up with sleep still in his eyes.
“Tim, you need sleep.” Marinette states.
“Look whose talking. When’s the last time you slept?” Tim counters, knowing that they would have battles on who can stay up the longest without rest. They’re pretty much tied for first.
Marinette was about to open her mouth, but one glance at Damian told her otherwise.
“Angel, when was the last time you slept--I mean actually slept?” Damian asks, appearing behind her. He kisses her cheek. She blushes and leans her head into his chest.
“I’m fine, my prince. I actually slept well last night.” She answers before whispering, “Being next to you and all.”
Jason oohs but quickly moves to evade the punch that Damian was about to throw. Marinette laughs and pushes away the mess that Mar’i created on the table. What a normal evening with the Wayne’s.
“So, Bluebird, how are your studies going? I hear that you have a big project coming up soon.” Jason asks, taking a seat across the designer.
Marinette chuckles, “They’re going great and that big project you supposedly heard about is nearly done, but it’s not for a class.” She teases.
“Do we at least get to see it? C’mon Bluebird, help your brother out.”
“Damian doesn’t even know about it.” Marinette narrows her eyes at her boyfriend. Damian chokes on his drink and looks away. “Jay-Jay you will be the first to know.”
“Hey, what about me?” Mar’i’s voice asks looking up to her aunt.
“The second person, Jay-Jay, you will be the second.” The designer corrects herself before snuggling the younger Grayson in her arms. Mar’i giggles.
Jason scoffs, but he has to agree that seeing Marinette and Mar’i acting all cute and stuff was a miraculous sight to see.
Dick Grayson @theflyinggrayson The two Maris in one place
Attach is a photo of Marinette holding Mar’i outside the ice parlor smiling at one another with Damian off to the side looking longingly at Marinette. Comments from the surrounding BatFamily, Dick’s followers and co-workers flood the comments section.
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Two weeks of pure and utter bliss. Too bad, it had to end seeing as the worst class at Dupont Public schools in Paris is coming to Gotham Academy the next day or so. Marinette’s mentally preparing herself to the slaughter of comments that will be coming her way.
“Mme. Bustier, I can assure you that I will check with the academy this afternoon about the arrangement. You can worry about preparing the class for this trip.” Marinette speaks into the phone.
Damian waits for the call to end to sweep in and be the caring boyfriend. He kisses her cheek and holds her.
“These next four weeks are going to be hectic. I just know it..” Marinette mumbles to him. Damian huffs tightening his grip.
“Thank you, Dami.” Marinette pauses, “I really needed that.”
“Of course, Angel.” They kiss. “Do you need any help?”
Marinette shakes her head.
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Back in Paris, the class gathers at Dupont for departure. Parents came and went saying goodbye to their teens and wish them the best. Lila’s already trying to spin a story that focuses on her and this time she really trying hard to spin her web deeper than ever
“It’s been forever since I’ve been in Gotham, you know. The last time I was there, it was for a Wayne Gala and my Damibear asked me out. It was so magical. I was dress is this sunset like gown and he was matching me. You know, when I told him that I was coming, he practically jumped with joy…”
Adrien and Chloe could only wince at the sound of her voice and eluded lie. Everyone in their right mind would know that Damian Wayne has been in a relationship with this girl under the username GothamsFashionSense as the Wayne family tweet about her a lot. Along with that, she look eerie similar to Marinette but with black hair and pink lowlights.
“I can’t wait to see their faces when the cat jumps out of the bag. Oh, how her empire will crumble to nothing.” Chloe admits to, reapplying her lip-gloss.
“Well, I just hope this all ends before graduation. Do you think Mari will be joining us on the flight or something?” Adrien wonders as he watches Luka say his goodbyes to his sister.
Chloe shrugs and looks at Kagami, who’s coming their way.
“‘Gami,” Chloe greets hugging the Japanese fencer.
“Hey Bee, and hello to you too Adrien.”
Adrien curtly nods to Kagami. Luka walks over to them and stands behind the blonde model. No one but the two women in front of them notices the interlocking of their hands.
“You think you can live without your model for a couple of weeks?” Chloe hints with a smirk on her face.
Luka sarcastically laughs, “Yes, I’m sure Bee. Though the real question is can you last without your dragon for four weeks.”
Chloe scoffs as Kagami laughs pulling her girlfriend closer to her.
It wasn’t long before Mme. Bustier called for the class to get onto the bus. The couple gave their significant others a quick kiss or in Adrien’s and Luka’s case a hand tightening before heading off. Oh what they shall await when they reach Gotham.
~Part 2
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Lila Rossi on Dr. Phil
So Mari would be tired of lila so her boyfriend (Felix or damian or hell even kagami or adrien out of annoyance would email Dr Phil in a message that would look something like this
Dear Dr Phil Show,
My name is (name?) And I'm righting about a girl in my gf class named Lila Rossi. She is a pathological liar and claims things like she got titinus from saving Jagged Stones cat from a runway and how she was invited to prince ali's palace to talk about a green campaign. She also claims to have a wrist injury and has seen someone's eyeball cut out with a napkin. She said she was out of country at the time but her akuma form was spotted on heros day. She has excepted a akuma willingly and is bullying my gf as well as turning her friends against her. Please help us stop this liar.
-Name
So he responded And she got on the show with parental permission.
While there she trys to lie like Normal but Dr Phil ain't having any of it.
(For the purpose of this au Dr. Phil is international)
He rips apart her lies on international TV and uses evidence given by Felix to back up his claims.
The show is filmed outside Paris so she can't be akumatized.
Her mom finds out and makes her apologize and plans to sends her to a Italian boarding school for the misbehaved.
But no lila is arrested on account of terrorism and willing working with a known terrorist.
Her lies are revealed and karma comes for lila. @miraculous-of-salt @ozmav @gale-of-the-nomads
@zebrabaker @zoe-oneesama @symwinter @vitaliciouscreations
What do you think
#lila rossi#anti lila#lila salt#dr phil#damian x marinette#damimari#daminette#marinette x damian#marinette x damien#felinette#felix and marinette#ml felinette#felix culpa#kagaminette#ml kagami
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🌹 camren recap of 2019: part 2 (april - june)
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april 4th:
only lesbians listen to king princess:
musical gfs:
april 5th:
tyren breakup rumours (finally):
april 7th:
camila danced to worth it!
april 10th:
alejandro sanz liked a camren post:
you got a little something in your up next queue, chris:
april 11th:
dinah reposted an OT5 performance on her story:
april 13th:
MTV said prince lauren rights:
april 15th:
lauren and ty tweeted these things and lauren unfollowed ty on instagram:
dinah maybe made a reference to trials and tribulations
she also made a reference to cinderella where it was irrelevant, not long after it was announced that camila would be playing said character:
april 17th:
lauren and ty officially split up two days off from exactly 2 years since the rumours started in 2017:
april 18th:
camila posted a picture that happened to be used for an audio of more than that posted only two days earlier on her story:
camila also tweeted about the 1975 two days after the five year anniversary of her attending their concert with lauren in LA:
april 19th:
camila liked an instagram post about her then-recent IG stories where both her and lauren were tagged:
april 21st:
lauren went to coachella and posted a video of H.E.R. on her story.
the next day, camila followed her on IG:
april 29th:
peculiar song choice, lauren:
may 1st:
on this day, camila was in the studio with frank dukes.
as of then, frank’s most recent post on instagram was this:
two hours after the initial story with camila in it, lauren posted this on her story:
may 2nd:
clara and dinah liked carlene’s OT5 post:
may 6th:
havana played before ally’s set in brazil:
may 9th:
lauren paid the havana palace theater a visit:
may 10th:
orange gfs:
additionally, camila has a bag most commonly recognized as an item from bali, a place lauren and dinah had just recently returned from.
may 21st:
lauren and camila went to the gym on the same day and made it known:
may 22nd:
camila followed rosalia at the same time lauren liked one of her posts:
may 23rd:
lauren liked a post with a camren caption:
may 26th:
dinah with the camren refernces:
may 27th (and so it begins):
camila and shawn were oh so candidly captured having lunch together:
the next day, lauren followed camila mendes, a combination of camila’s first middle name and shawn’s last name.
may 30th:
mark ronson released find u again featuring camila, and it included lyrics from an old unreleased song (U shaped space) and something else eye catching:
la cienega is a boulevard in los angeles that is likely very important to camila because she spent a lot of time around there when she was in fifth harmony. la cienaga blvd is very close to CBS television city, where 5H’s season of the x factor was filmed:
la cienaga is also nearby la parc suite, a hotel the girls often stayed at before and after camila’s departure:
may 31st:
normani referenced the party her and the girls had in the me & my girls music video as how she celebrates her birthday:
june 2nd:
lauren and camila posted corresponding bed videos on their stories:
june 2nd:
one of camila’s co-writers called her a gay icon under her pride month post:
june 3rd:
camila posted a piece of art by frank moth. from the caption of his post:
“we used to live there”
remember?
that world is still waiting for us.
this could be referencing the world lauren and camila used to live in when camila was still in fifth harmony, how they were still allowed to interact.
june 4th:
camila liked a picture of her with #laurenjaregui in the caption:
june 12th:
on june 4th, camila was announced to be performing at iheartradio’s music festival in las vegas, however she didn’t announce it herself right away. when she finally did, it was the day lauren arrived in las vegas.
june 14th:
lauren liked a post about pisces:
june 15th:
right after camila’s performance with alejandro, lauren posted a plain screenshot of her lock screen, which looked a little similar to camila’s dress:
june 17th:
lauren and camila missed performing. the picture lauren posted was from the 7/27 tour:
june 19th:
maybe a coincidence but interesting nonetheless:
june 20th:
alejandro said fuck shawmila rights:
june 21st:
shawn the pathological liar:
two instances where the past proves otherwise: (x) (x)
shawn was also quite close with ally while on tour.
june 22nd:
chance the rapper followed camila on instagram, and then lauren praised him on her story:
june 23rd:
camila only smokes girl blunts:
lauren posted a video of herself in the car listening to suge by dababy. on july 16th, camila did the same thing. on november 29th, it was confirmed that dababy is a feature on romance. link
june 25/26th:
camila and matthew’s breakup was announced 18 months after the beach pictures circulated at the beginning of 2018 and shawn was widely blamed:
june 27th:
camila liked ariana’s post, which included a picture of normani:
june 28th:
a day after lauren’s birthday, camila posted a video of her listening to venice bitch by lana del rey while petting thunder. lana is lauren’s favourite artist and thunder was likely a gift from lauren to camila at the beginning of 2018. link
another coincidence? (probably)
june 30th:
goddess is an understatement:
part 3
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jackson carter, 27, n. horan
duke & born and raised in nyc / raised in a family of women (two moms, one sister) massive nerd, happiest curled up with a book / sarcastic / hates not having control of a situation / can’t stand letting trash sit, will get up mid convo to throw things away or clean up / kinda settled and boring tbh / early to rise, early to go to bed / can be won over with a really good cup of coffee
needs: some friends to hang out with, he’s absolutely the responsible one in a group / a boyfriend that he’s been seeing for a while and it’s serious but he can’t help but feel like jack’s holding something back - he’s still a bit in love w his ex oops / a sister (fc open) please! i reserved the 1st duchy family and i want them to be close and tight knit, i’m cool with older or younger! / literally anything tbh
“joey” joanna ruiz, 26, c. nadin
born in nyc / bit of a hard ass, has a lot of focus and doesn’t like distractions during work hours / ambitious, fully does not understand people who don’t have some kind of life goal, even if she doesn’t necessarily agree with it / pretty stoic, can come off as cold and honestly doesn’t care if she does / but does care, deep down / work hard, play harder / bit of a brat, tbqh / give her snacks and tell her she’s pretty
needs: leaning towards a lawyer of some sort of medical intern if anyone has characters doing either that has something goin!! / friends for her to go out with on the weekends bc she needs to blow off steam / girls & guys for her to date bc she is here for a good time / some exes would be cool too? would love some she’s managed to stay friends with but also some she’s on bad terms with for the drama??
lucas fallon, 36, j. krasinski
i am honestly still figuring him out do not judge me ok its fine. but if anyone has like a job thing / friends / exes thing he’d work for please lemme know!!
owen last, 28, x. serrano
bit of a messy bitch but hides it well / probably a bit of a pathological liar, just because he kinda wants to see what he can get away with / smart, responsible where it counts / deflects with humor to keep people at a distance / i’m working on it
needs: would LOVE a family to throw him in / some exes would be fun - flings or relationship / girls he flirts with when he’s out, some he probably cheats on his gf with / some dickhead friends, also some normal nice friends / idk i’ll take anything
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Kendrick Nunn’s gf just exposed his alleged “baby mother” as a pathological liar who has been stalking and harassing both of them. Girl said she got pregnant to hurt him for cutting her off for his gf and now doesn’t even know who the father is and regrets it. She’s tryna run the gf off but girly isn’t budging so she sent the story to the Wagstea page and had her friend comment too. I like the girlfriend tho she was very thorough with her receipts. She said she’s not gonna fight over a man but you’re not about to play with her character.
LMFAOOOO what??? getting pregnant to make your ex mad? is this what the girls are doing now?? this is messy omg 😭
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Unpopular opinion: harries are pathological liars and blatantly make things up about his gfs because they’re just jealous. I say this as someone that doesn’t even like Olivia. How convenient there’s a nanny anon, publicity anon, pa anon and now makeup artist anon. They all so crazy and delusional. Harries are the reason Harry hates social media.
I mean...... i can’t say that you’re right, but i also can’t say that you’re wrong.
They’re are some people in the fandom that do need a reality check. They need to think about their actions before they post and comment etc. But us making harry stay away from social media ?? i don’t think that’s true or fair. Harry has said he just don’t like social media and it’s better for his mental health to stay off it. And i don’t think that’s because of us.
But i do see where you’re coming from with the gf stuff. it’s honestly embarrassing sometimes.
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The truth about J, his real life, his real relationship, who he's really with, what kind of person this young beautiful real gf is, has been unexplained and clearly posted many times, yet you crawl back to maniacal manipulative shameless lying with the fakeries themselves and pretend truth and reality don't exist, the level of craziness in this blog, desperado fakery and yourself is unbelievable, this blog is an a asylum for the mentally challenged, fakers, pathological liars. Shame on you!
Yeah, shame on ME. 🙄🙄🙄
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"One thing that remains true is that Celebs lie" did tinhats forget their entire theory is that darren's whole life is a lie? that he's basically a pathological liar? lol I don't know why they have to reassure themselves that darren can lie. according to them, that's all he ever does. except when he says something they want to twist to fit their narrative, then it's not only NOT a lie, it's 100% never-deviated-from black and white truth. like darren saying he didn't have a gf when he clearly did
Considering the whole narrative, they are captain obvious lmaoooo. 100% of his life is a lie, so why repeat that, that one is O.o . As you said, he just doesn’t lie when they can’t twist it into the cc narrative. I love how they decide what’s real or not in a perfect stranger life.
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