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past midterms so here’s some out of context unhinged quotes from my professors cause I had to start writing this down (and these aren’t!!! like even talking about the lecture I have one professor who just like. says stuff like this. regularly.)
“I like germs! Though this water tastes terrible.” (I do not. have time to explain his water bottle saga. he did have a new one by the next class)
“I fooled a lot of people into thinking I’m smart. …I should run for president!”
^ “2028 baby, that’s when my cult takes over.” (he’s referenced this several times now)
“They might take me but I’d take out thousands before they got me.”
“You guys need to get a life and watch shrek.”
“Rule #1 of Jedism-”
“if everyone was Dolly Parton this would would be a much better place.” (we were talking about ancient Greece?)
“Absolutely do not feed your guest human meat.”
“I have all different skin color Santa statues. And yoda. He’s green.”
“I have a man crush on Alexander the Great.”
“Yoda, the Buddha, Jesus, Mohammed-”
“So anyway, I’m lord Farquaad and I-” (NO BUILDUP TO THIS AT ALL BTW. THERE WAS NO CONTEXT IN CLASS FOR THIS HE JUST STARTED SAYING HE WAS FARQUAAD)
“Do I need to get a bull costume? Is that where we’re going with our bedroom activities?”
“Stupid animals. Horses are not very bright. Yeah they’re a little smarter than humans but that’s not saying much.”
“Im not a boomer! Shut the hell up!” (no one. called him this he just said it)
“what do you do? nothing. your potential? negative.”
*talking about a conversation with his wife* “I was this close to getting my head chopped off and my skull turned into a golden cup.”
“What do you think is gonna happen if you shake a snake around like this? …You’re gonna break it.”
“This quarter of me is a definitely real person.”
*reading what was left on the board from the other class* “‘Apartheid.’ Nice.”
“Well the good thing is I make fun of everybody equally.”
“More like a family bush- needs pruning.”
Also one of my professors has a purge list? He won’t tell us who’s on it but he’s mentioned that three of the people are Christopher Columbus, Walt Disney, and his ex wife’s dad.
*talks about bombing all over the world for 10 minutes* “So other than that everything’s fucken fine! 😃”
#SSLDLFLSLDLFKGK#All but three of these are from the same guy btw#his class is so entertaining#though as you can probably tell the first day was. a lot#wacky’s soliloquies
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Hello ! I positively adore the running joke of Idia unknowingly finding Lilia to be the coolest guy ever whenever he doesn't know it's him, like when Silver described his father, or obviously with muscle red. I can't say what'd be funnier, Idia finding out his online best friend is actually Lilia, resident spooky hyper fairy; or them both never finding out, and it'd become even more ridiculous as time goes on. How do you think it'll play out ? You're always so on point
(Also, though it makes sense, I'm still devastated bat boy didn't get a ticket for the Halloween skeleton train : ( does anyone mentions him at some point ? Like how he'd have fit right in with all those Halloween town little freaks, and how he'd have impressed them with his spooks and scared techniques; after all he's been every Briar Valley's children worst fear on Halloween for centuries. I'm on the eng server and I didn't wanna spoil myself by watching the whole thing on youtube)
Have a nice day !
you and me both, Idia and Lilia being oblivious online BFFs (+ Idia being incredibly intimidated any time Silver brings up his jock gamer dad) is my favorite running joke/subplot. 🤝 it's SO good, to the point where I also am unsure if I actually want it to ever be resolved or not...maybe, like, as a post-canon stinger or something? everyone's standing around covered in overblot ink, and Idia and Lilia's phones go off at the same time...
(legit I do think this is part of why Idia couldn't be present for Lilia's dream, because for some reason Lilia decided he was going to just. embody his past self online. he probably quotes his own battle strategies or whatever in the middle of boss fights. Idia didn't pick up on the whole "oh how weird that we both live on a super remote island" thing, but he would spend thirty seconds listening to General Lilia describing siege warfare and be like "w-wait")
all that aside, however it does end up happening, I do see Lilia being very blasé and all "oh! cool!" about it. y'know, taking it very much in stride! and Idia...very much not.
(can't tell if tumblr is going to chew this into illegibility or not, this will be a fun surprise ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ)
as for Lilia sadly missing out on Halloweentown shenanigans...he does get one little mention as part of an offhand reference to the light music club, but so far no one has brought up how this basically is just Lost In the Book of Liliatown (Sebek's been too busy yelling about not getting to be in the same group as Malleus). 😔 honestly though, it's probably for the best that he got left out, because he would just settle right in and refuse to ever leave. canon would shatter. we would miss out on all the delightful angst of episode 7 because Lilia is too busy eating poisonous shrubbery inbetween practicing his very best screams, and no one can pull him away from it.
(I can hope for a sequel next year though...)
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#gentle spoilers but y'know. just in case#lost in the book with nightmare before christmas#hajimari no halloween#most of the kitchen scene was jade messing with the firsties and that was so delightful that i didn't think til after#that you'd think sebek would have made some kind of reference to lilia 'i lost my tastebuds in the war' vanrouge's quote-unquote cooking#ah well. jade being mean is more than entertaining enough#looking forward to more of it tomorrow!#god. lilia and idia though.#lilia is like. genuinely idia's best friend and neither of them have any idea#and idia keeps doing that 'ha ha what if we were friends out of game too? what if we met offline? jk jk jk uNLESS...👉👈'#and then he immediately chickens out because he's so convinced that crimson will hate him if they ever met irl#(meanwhile lilia is just like 'my online bestie is so cool :) la la la')#they are both so stupid and i love them so much#i've just realized that i actually do want them to find out each other's identities#because idia doesn't just go to school with his online bff#he ALSO goes to school with his online bff's extremely supportive and extremely socially-inept kids#idia is going to get invited to dinner at diasomnia and it's going to be SO awkward#silver is going to give a long formal speech thanking him for being a stalwart comrade and trusted warrior brother to his father#as sebek stews in jealousy that idia got to fight by lilia-sama's side >:(#while idia sits there like 'all i did was link him a video about lane control for his character class'#malleus will make such an effort to learn literally anything about online gaming and he won't understand a word of it#it will be SUCH a disaster and i very much do want it now
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claire should be allowed to engage in psychological warfare against hunt. and my god if she isn't the greatest psyop of them all
#okay so this works this way: she stands next to him. she's in his vicinity#that’s step 1 of psychological warfare. her mere presence disturbs him#step 2 is being really stupid on purpose. just say the most ludicrous thing that comes to mind#but there's sophistication. not any ludicrous thought but something tailored for him. she can't just say the earth is flat you know#on spot she'll come up with 5 reasons why citizen kane is overrated sth like that. she knows he needs to be engaged. sth he can't ignore#step 3 after he gets very angry very fast over something very trivial (because he will) she doubles down HARD#and she does it with a moue and very confused as to why he’s answering this way. has she done anything? why is he so angry at her?:(#step 4 is to overuse his title. two reasons for this: remind him of propriety and because she's really weird#step 5 is to observe how long he takes to notice she’s messing with him. then she writes it down because she’s conducting an experiment#<- this is different from the times when they actually argue. this is done for entertainment purposes. she does this when she’s bored#when claire is really really bored she raises her hand in class#to be fair it's his fault for indulging her. unknowingly. but he is indulging her. you should never indulge claire swanson#bonus step 6 she does The Face#this is how her first two years in hollywood u are like by the way
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theres some things i really love about ancient rome as a histfic setting and a lot of it is their totally different notions of what is and isn't acceptable in polite society. basically what i'm saying is i need to have a scene where they dance and its SOOO scandalous and so very sexy because it is so scandalous and improper
#i need to read more about it but generally my impression is that professional dancers were common entertainment BUT that it was considered#unseemly for members of the upper classes to dance themselves#anyway i think martinus would be a scandalously good dancer&lfc would have never done it in his life. so martinus would have to teach him<3#there's a lot of other stuff too but the dance thing comes to mind especially#ficposting
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okay so. don’t crucify me. but su she and jin guangyao do actually make some pretty compelling points.
#critical class analysis of mdzs when???? when will i write it when????#but like.#like#fuck okay i love how it ends#because i love a happy ending#but i just keep thinking about how su she and ESP jin guangyao are right that… they kinda… had to do what they did#like su she has a few more blunders and he’s clearly jealous/resentful but… he’s not necessarily wrong about being looked down on in the la#for reasons he can’t really control#and jgy… where to even begin like okay he shouldn’t have done all those horrible things#but they ALL did horrible things#the difference is that jgy did not have anyone backing him if he fucked up if he wanted to live in dignity#he had to make sure his spot was secure#lxc lwj and whoever else was in the guanyin temple can judge him all they want#but except for wwx they’re all clan leaders or uncontested heirs#they have a level of wealth & security that allows them to make judgements on the actions of others#knowing that they can act basically free from lasting consequence#the only person who isn’t immune is wei wuxian but even then… he had the jiang clan in the past#which. it’s complicated. i know it’s complicated.#but he did attain a lot of privilege thru his connection with them and they did protect him as much as they reasonably could have#in the circumstances they were given#for the most part#and then in the future he has lan wangji who will literally kill anyone that comes at him#makes sure he’s warm and fed and kept entertained and away from pesky things like#responsibilities#and difficult conversations#so even tho he once knew a life like jgy’s he’s so far removed from it now#and just#sorry there’s a reason why all of this is in the tags#it’s not super clear in my head yet#but this is the start i promise i will come back to it
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A friend sent me a video of a girl doing archery with her feet and... yeah. I could absolutely believe this is a thing Rook could/would do.
#rook hunt#twst rook#twisted wonderland fanart#twst#twisted wonderland#es02 art#they have archery class in PE For Reasons#but because you can only hit the designated stationary targets That's Boring#so Rook decides to up his personal difficulty to keep himself entertained#I did not draw the prison--I mean PE--jacket because I got SO TIRED of drawing stiff clothing wrinkles after the pants#so tank top cop-out it was
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"I'm working on a Ph.D," Sam says.
Sam's lie about himself was so interesting in terms of how he sees himself. (I wish it had made it into the episode.)
Instead of defaulting to, "I'm working on a personal research project," or "I'm taking some classes at a local community," Sam says, PHD!
(And I get it. At my age, I wanna say that I'm working on a Masters' or a Ph.D, too. Not that I, "never made it," even though I was, "considered so low-budget genius and backwoods bright.")
From the 14x13 script Dean draws back-- huh? He and Sam swap a confused glance. SAM: What-- who do you think we are? ELIOT: I-- survivalist bigfoot hitmen? Sam and Dean trade a look. SAM: No-- we're-- my brother is a mechanic and I-- I'm working on a PHD-- (exasperated) Just tell us what you saw.
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I recall, very fondly, this scene with Rowena in 12x02 Mamma Mia:
INTERIOR: INSIDE A RESTAURANT. ROWENA IS SITTING AT A TABLE WITH A MAN. ROWENA: Sent me to the grandest boarding schools, but I was a wee imp and ran away for a life in the arts. Mother didn't speak to me until I became a star. BEN: A star? Of? ROWENA: Uh, do you follow the Royal Ballet? BEN SHAKES HIS HEAD. BEN: Not a bit. ROWENA: The Royal Ballet. BEN: You know, it reminds me a lot of my story. I left school to work in a steel mill. I rose up through the ranks, and now I own half a dozen. ROWENA: You're not serious? FOOTSTEP’S APPROACH AND A WAITER COMES UP WITH A BOTTLE OF WINE.
NOTE: Ben turns out to be a cad and a fraud, but there's something so interesting about how Rowena wants to portray her class background. We know from 11x10 that Rowena, "was (before magic) nothing but Rowena, the tanner's daughter... a pale, scared little girl, who smelled of filth and death."
It's a brilliant thing about Samwena. They get each other, at least as far as this is concerned.
From 15x06 Golden Time:
SAM: Rowena got it. I mean, she didn't know all the details, but she knew the game was rigged. So this... Magic. This is how she kept control.
#i feel like i could say some stuff about dean and cas too and how they both seem to embrace low-brow entertainment and food#cas himself is royal-family adjacent something like a lower military prince that chose to leave his status behind#and the macleods are struggling so hard to rise above but no matter how high they get it's like ppl can smell it on them#sam + social mobility#rowena + posh background#spn + class#samwena#and the thing is...the game IS rigged#social mobility is a little overstated in many cases esp during rowena's human life#a portion of sam's freak feelings come from feeling like a prince among thieves he wants to divorce himself from his lower class muck#because academia and high life DO look at his kind with a certain air of disdain you know?#and sam doesn't want that disdain aimed at him#he'll struggle with this his entire life most likely
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"c'mon, sweetheart. studying's for nerds."
"Consider me as a nerd for now, then."
"no can do."
"Why's that?"
"your more fun than a nerd. and it'd be a waste if we don't get some fun, doll."
"And it'd be a waste of time and effort just to pleasure ourselves. And plus, I need to study this for tomorrow."
"C'mon.. a bit of fun won't hurt."
"...Fine."
|| Second week in school and shits are getting more difficult from one subject to another lmao. And this big guy is constantly going around my mind during class hours help ||
But then suddenly I had the motivation to draw this shit sooo.. here's another one for @didderd <3 Your boy is 100% distracting me from my studies but I couldn't care less 🤌
#anywho I got lazy and didn't do the background because I just doodled it at lunch earlier today lol#I myself don't know why his always popping out of nowhere during class#but shit that god knows what I'm thinking.#I'm still working on my assignments sooo#yeah.#but I will be able to post some little drawings or doodles to keep you guys entertained!#that's it for now cuz I have 9 more assignments to finish#and I am going insane because I need to make a whole ass report#ALL BY MY FUSJBDNF SELF 😰#So take care and have a wonderful day!#don't forget to take care of yourself like how I did lol#tac#tac sans#insert self x sans#sans#sans au#didderd fanart
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Basketball Lady: When you retire you gonna be a dancer right?
Marc: No, I'm too old no?
SIRRR WAT WAS THAT YOU WERE DOING YESTERDAY AFTERNOON PLEASEEEE ( in his head he is probably never retiring)
marc tragically not pursuing his post-retirement dream of becoming an exotic dancer because he thinks he’s too old at the ripe age of. checks watch. 31.
#his hips are for non monetized entertainment only.#that being said i think he would have SO much fun in one of those recreational pole dancing classes people take#like. he’s hot he’s crazy strong he’s little he loves to move his hips. i think it’d be good for him until he tries to do smth complicated#WAYYY too soon and injures himself somehow#motogp#callie speaks#asks
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On this day I have been dealt an unprecedented amount of psychic damage
#so for context#(this is going to be quite long)#I live in a house (college residence) and we do social events and stuff together to build unity through the trauma of academic pressure#one of these social events is darb talks/PowerPoint karaoke#where for darb talks you can give a presentation on literally anything you want#I’ve done a half hour long speedrun of Kirby lore#and I’ve also done a presentation on the undertake multiverse and sanses#expecting it to be haha funny for one night and then never brought up again#and so there’s another thing at this college called ditch day#and for ditch day seniors plan activities for underclassmen to skip class doing#it’s like an officially registered school event and teachers are obligated#to give us extensions for our problem sets and such#there is also fitch day#which is fake ditch day where you don’t actually get to skip classes and it only takes place in the morning#and these are usually just the seniors messing with us for their entertainment#so they did. a bunch of sans themed events.#not even undertake. themed#just sans themed#targeted specifically at causing psychic damage to me#there was also a fingers in his ass Sunday singalong at the end of it#truly a time
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not to be about opera again but to be about opera again. as an art form it has the reputation of being super stuffy and something for snobs who don't know how to have fun only but honestly this was one of, perhaps even THE main theatrical entertainment for centuries. i wish people knew how hard these things can go and how engaging they can be. like characters kill and die and fight wars and (almost) commit human sacrifice left and right. characters fall in love they mourn they're ecstatic they cry they're furious it's an extremely dramatic and emotional art form! and i understand that opera does not appear approachable bc of the general conventions of the art form but i promise old works can be fun and engaging if you go watch them with some preparation beforehand (reading the libretto helps) - not to mention not all operas are old bc there are so many modern operas which engage with topical events! also the music slaps.
#le triomphe de trajan (1807) out here calling for a man's execution with this banger:#point de grace pour ce perfide; que tout sons sang coule sur un autel#(no grace for this treacherous man; let all his blood flow on an altar)#this is also annoying to me when people write historical fic and the characters treat the opera as this elitist thing#that they don't know anything about.#you know when they go to the opera reluctantly and then they have no idea what's going on on stage or who the composer is.#which is. very unlikely for anyone with the money to attend an opera in certain opera houses in the 19th c. tbqh#like im more of an expert on paris and vienna idk what it was like in london#but if you were decently (upper) middle class or nobility (esp in paris) you went regularly. this was like a whole social space too#i recently read a fanfic and one of the characters was like 'oh it's in italian. i don't know that' and the other character went like#'it's by a man called donizetti what did you expect'#(this was situated in 19th century london)#like first of all. donizetti was NOT a librettist he was a composer he did not write the text#and second of all. he worked on french operas ?? so did rossini. and spontini.#opera was an incredibly international art form. also bc productions would be performed in different countries all the time#(sometimes changed and/or translated but not necessarily)#and again like i said. this was one of THE main forms of entertainment. people were familiar with its conventions! it was well-liked!#ofc bc of the seating prices it was not very accessible to lower classes most of the time#but lbr most characters that get written into an opera scene in fiction are at the very least decently bourgeois lol#i wish people knew how to properly historicise forms of entertainment whose reputation has changed in the modern era#from what it was a century or more ago#very adjacent to people 'cancelling' old lit bc of 'bad takes' like idk how to tell you this but people thought different back then#completely different world view from what we have today. that does not make lit from that era irredeemable it is just from a diff. time#acknowledging that and reading the text critically but also still enjoying it are things that go tgt here#ok rant over (it is never over)#curry rambles
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i have deep desire to write for demon slayer (and by write for it im specifically talking about zenitsu currently.) but the story is so deeply impacted by it's setting that its gonna take at least two weeks of research to do it any justice so the plans r Delayed
#aristotle.txt#writing for my hero = easy because im insane and know every inch of it#writing for anything else = impossible#i figured trying to find fic for it was going to feel like this in the first place#from my limited understanding the story takes place in the events directly after japans first industrial revolution#which means that the advent of technology is not only integral to the story telling but there's also like an unreal#amount of sociopolitical context for most of the major details#writing for my hero is easy because a society post tech is very easy to imagine. we live in it lol#demon slayer in particular takes place during the emergence of industry#what makes zenitsu an interesting character to me is that his narration is influenced directly by his class and proximity to modernity#he has a specific level of cynicism i can only describe as post industrial. whether that be his sense of cowardice over tanjiro/inosuke#or his attitude towards women. the way he behaves and how he critically analyzes certain kinds of behavior#like im currently watching the entertainment district arc and i think inosukes reaction vs zenitsus pretty much exactly covers it#where inosuke is overstimulated and tanjiro is reserved - zenitsu recognizes the district for what it is. that quality makes him stand out#a lot among them at least to me. i love hearing him talk sooo much lmfao.#anyways. all that to say. i want to write zenitsu but i need to do more reading to make it any good so . pray for me i suppose#zenitsu the embodiment of men used to chop trees and go to war fr
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Fearne is Fearneing quite possibly to an extent she has never Fearned before.
#CR3-106#CR Fearne#Critical Role Spoilers#I love her but I am so on this gnome's side right now you wouldn't believe#this faun is so utterly shameless she came close to driving this religious-ass guy to violence against a guest in his home#and honestly I would not have blamed him#this is entertaining as hell but in a way that's similar to how getting pinned after an arm lock is in a martial arts class is entertaining#down to the fact that I am needing to take BREAKS from this scene holy mother of fuck
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one of my friends told me "it seems a lot of your design decisions when it comes to your ocs depends on whether or not it makes you laugh" and my answer to that is yes. and there is no better way
#TAGCEN#for example this is a lot funnier censored so im keeping it that way#cuz like cmon if i dont entertain myself then who will#anyway back in march i was musing about what chips parents would be like#and ive settled on ''rather average upper middle class but also just a little bit weird. and extremely passive aggressive''#they met in college and would bitch to each other bout how much they hated the TA for their statistics class & eventually bonded over that#so when two people have the foundation to their relationship be ''being snide gossipy bitches with each other''...#...and their son decides to make a sudden and nonsensical career shift............#... anyway the family had some pretty tense thanksgiving dinners for a while there. but they do eventually patch things back up#kind of a midground compared to taggart (great relationship with his family) and basil (abysmal relationship with his family)#samson is a total enigma. but ultimately he got a neutral-positive deal going on. just would never bring it up
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Y'all I so want to participate in InuKag Week but I don't think I even have the energy to pick up a pen let alone draw stuff 😩😭
#i just got back from a week and a half learning how to drive by my brother and let me tell you he took the job VERY SERIOUSLY#which is good but he'd drag me outta bed by 8 or sometimes 6 so we could practice#plus we did a lot of stuff together or had friends of his and family come over to interact with or entertain#I actually had a mothers day drawing I got started on but couldn't finish bc we were so busy.#i still might post it tho so don't worry#and then we drove down to FL where we met up with my mom and aunt and stayed a few days#then we had to rush home because I had work scheduled this weekend#so then we got home and i had barely 45 minutes to get dressed for work & I finished work only for us to go to dinner bc it was my b-day#and then I worked again today and tomorrow will be the first day in forever where I dont need to be anywhere and meet people#oh and I also have summer classes starting on May 30th#I had a lot of fun of course and I enjoy seeing people and like my job but I'm so freaking tired guys and my feet hurt😩#so of I end up not posting any art for InuKag Week ya'll will at least know I'm not dead#i know I usually only post 1 or 2 drawings for the Week anyway but still#inuyasha#kagome higurashi#inukag#the hanyou and his miko#inukag week#inukag week 2023#story of my life
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#course crush update#Ik I said I let him go but I’m a liar and a fraud 😭😭#anyway there’s this girl in my class#and she was laying it on thick with him today and he ate that shit up 😔😔#she asked him his star sign and he entertained the question imagine#I was disgusted#mainly because I think star signs is bs#through all the lectures she was flirting with him#and I was sat infront of him because I didn’t want to have to see his face thinking it would be a peaceful rest of the day I was wrong#my chest is burning too because#I don’t trust her because she’s never come across as genuine to me#but that’s because she’s a suck up / beg and those kinds of people annoy me idk#like it’s not by force manipulate ur personality so ppl will like u#it’s the same vibe as that nurse from work#but anyway#we move#i shouldn’t care at all but I’ve said time and time again I’m an emotional bitch#he’s so foine tho my heart is burning#but I’m the captain of the never push myself up for a man ship sorry not sorry#I don’t care how many Ls I have to take
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