#his bday is dec 5

[milkbreadtoast]

I realized this only last night but... if han yoohyun is 20 in kr age and his birthday is christmas(12/25)... that would make him only 18 in international age in the current storyline... he's so young...😭😭😭😭

And that means he would've been only 15 (kr age 17, hs 2nd year) when he got his awakening... Even now he's still a teenager... he's not a normal teenager for sure but it still puts in perspective how young he is...🥲😭

[this-daydream-is-dangerous-13]

Taylor’s use of 7 is Haylor, including seven: a thesis

Buckle up, friends. Ever since hearing the seven poem aloud on the Eras tour—with its explicit link to Wildest Dreams—it confirmed my long-held suspicion that *seven* is Haylor.

Some data:

- all track 7s post Red seem to be Haylor

- 7 is Harry’s number (added to hers you get 20, hence all the references to 20)

- seven is track 7 on folklore, the album Taylor released on 1D’s 10th anniversary. What? Harry had released Fine Line on her previous bday (#30, Dec 13/19) and she’d missed his Feb 1st day already.

But bestie, you might ask, how is it possible? Let me explain, drawing from details of the song.

We know that Anne and Des Styles divorce when Harry is 7. Anne has primary custody of H and Gemma in Holmes Chapel, but they remain close to Des whom they see on weekends.

But then, there is a period in their lives that no one knows much about and no one speaks about. Even this gem (which I am currently citing) - a 1D origin story has very little.

Harry has another stepdad whose last name is Cox (which was Anne’s name during 1D X factor time). His name was John. They family move to Great Budworth in the Cheshire countryside where Anne is landlady in a pub (and Harry talks fondly of ice cream runs and first girlfriends).

But then when H is around 12, Anne and the kids are back in Holmes Chapel. Anne eventually dates and gets serious with Harry’s beloved, now late stepdad Robin Twist. And Harry sometimes mentions his overwhelming desire to protect his Mom and Gemma at all costs.

No one ever mentions this guy. Ever.

Fast forward a few years to the magical December of 2012. After work commitments, Harry and Taylor spent 4 or 5 days in the north of England. They stay with Anne, and they Christmas bake and go on double dates with Gemma and her then boyfriend, and grocery shop and hang out with his friends. He takes her to the Lakes, where she’s dreamed of going.

It’s her 23rd birthday and be showers her with surprises and 23 thoughtful gifts (she’s not writing The Moment I Knew on his watch!). He gets her food from his childhood fave Chinese place and the bakery where he worked! He is showing her his life. It’s documented here…

Including their visit to a pub in Great Budworth and a drive around the area.

We have no idea what happened, but maybe Taylor does?

Taylor never got to take him to Pine Tree farm in rural PA, as far as we know. But in the depths of the pandemic, when no one could go anywhere, she paints him a picture of her PA childhood.

And in it, we find a fictionalized friend who has a difficult and maybe scary father figure. One from whom Taylor wishes she could save and protect her friend, despite crossing her heart and promising not to tell.

What a gift, to affirm the struggle this child went through, and to show her care and desire to *be with them in it*.

She wanted to scoop him up and take him away from the closet tears to play pirates and “run away to India”. What kid in rural PA wishes to go there? Come on! 😭😭😭

And then, here are the lyrics she pens:

“Passed on like folk songs, the love lasts so long”

“And just like a folk song, our love will be passed on…”

And most significantly - *love you to the moon and to Saturn* 🌙🪐 !!!!!

She wasn’t kidding in Gold Rush - “my mind turns your life into folklore, I can’t bear to dream about you any more.”

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - I’m Bored & Conflicted

Dec 2022 Wk 2

Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying the most.

Ongoing Series - Thai

My School President (Fri YT) 3 of 10 - Honestly Tinn acts and talks like the voice inside of Sarawat’s head (from 2gether), I’ve never seen a bigger simp. The private tutoring was a good idea (Tiew is another one up for best wingman of the year). The way Tinn keeps getting accidentally defeated in his attempts at flirting is fun, and I love how they keep teasing us with tropes and then flipping or subverting them. GMMTV is being clever with audience expectations around the history of Thai BL and I love that. Also finally Gun is starting to feel something back... we enter phase two of a HSBL - moot pining but they both idiots. YES! 

Never Let Me Go (Tues YT) 1 of 12 - GMMTV’s answer to KinnPorsche this is (mafia lite?) spoiled prince + attack dog (whipping boy + bodyguard) suspense BL that’s actually a lot more like Golden Blood. It’s a pleasure to see PondPhuwin in something that’s not FUTS. Jojo (3 Will Be Free) is directing and daddy got himself a bouncing baby drone! We got a very dramatic opening with Paa shot on 18th bday. Puwin’s English is v good. Who knew? And Pond is v good at portraying insta-crush on poor little rich boy and I am not mad about any of it. IT’S GREAT. 

Between Us (Sun iQIYI) 6 of 12 - I still like WinTeam but I’m beginning to get annoyed by how many couples there are (5!) and how many of them were (DeanPharm) or are (BeePrince) in an entirely different show tonally. I understand they needed to pad-out this story, but they shouldn’t have, they should have just given us a shorter show. WATCH ALONG HERE.

609 Bedtime Story (Fri WeTV) 4 of 11 - We are finally getting Dew’s side of the story! And… its kinda dull. 

Remember Me (Sun Gaga) 10 of 12 - So Name is talking now? And they put Ja in a wig too? Did UWMA teach us nothing? Now I’m just annoyed with this show. Some more marriage equality schilling, because Thai BL has an axe to grind these days. Good luck boys! 

I Will Knock You (Fri Gaga) 5 of 12 - Honestly, the costumes in this show are insane and I also kind of like them in an odd way. There’s a Grease thing going on, and thus I keep expecting them to break into song (and being grateful that they don’t). The wardrobe is like the plot and the acting: loud and obvious and not very good but weirdly entertaining. Do I like it? Not really. Am I still watching it? Apparently. 

Ai Long Nhai (Mon iQIYI) 12fin - Yes, Ai did use particles to claim Nhai again. Jealous boy. Honestly, this was kind of an epically boring final ep. 

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

My Tooth Your Love (Taiwan Fri Viki) 11 of 12 - They are so stinking cute together. They also now have all the matching jewelry (not taken by MarkKit). This was a quintessentially them episode 11 of doom, in that they were parted because of communication issues and a maturing relationship occupied by immature characters. Still the leads were apart for most of the episode and that made it a lot less interesting as an episode.

Oh! My Assistant (Korea Thurs Viki) 5-6 of 8 - Kisses and separation! As drama llama episodes go, the reasoning is typically flawed and manufactured, but after watching Why R U? anything goes in an ep 11 (or its equivalent). So I’m still enjoying this show a lot. I don’t need my panicking gay boys and confused bisexuals to behave logically, certainly not in a KBL.

Candy Color Paradox AKA Ameiro Paradox (Japan Fri Gaga) 1 of 8 - A stakeout throws reporter Onoe together with photographer Kaburagi. Kaburagi's haphazard work style and player personality go against Onoe’s ethics. Yet, in joint pursuit of a scandal, these opposites attract move from enemies to lovers. Adapted from manga Ameiro Paradox by Natsume Isaku. Oh no! Our reporter is an unbelievably adorable pouty baby. Also big-ish cast and high production values in a BL, even for Japan. Even though it’s only been a little while since the last JBL, it’s such a pleasure to have one on my watchlist again! And the love interest is a big time flirty player. Very cliché (I still hold that the actor playing him looks like First of JaFirst). This is a lot more serious and a lot less slapstick than I was expecting, and I’m enjoying it because of that. But because it is serious, and this is Japan, we now cannot expect it to end happily. If you or someone who can wait, or likes to binge, and is very invested in an HEA you might want to consider holding off on this one. 

The Director Who Buys Me Dinner (Korea Thurs iQIYI) 1-2 of 10 - A new employee whose director claims to have lived 300 years and insists that they have to date (eat, hug & kiss) if baby doesn't want to die. Office, fated mates, and that’s kinda my jam. I’m always annoyed when I really like a show that’s on iQIYI or WeTV. Sigh. But I really like this show, it has a lot of Japanese elements to it not the least of which is the office setting, but also the personality of the uke character. Hilarious to watch Korea deal with a plot that requires physical contact. It’s weird, but I like it, it’s also extremely short. Like shorter than most KBLs even. Each app is so padded there ultimately less than 10 minutes long (which is why is is 10 esp rather than the usually KBL 8, it’s gonna end up the same length in the end).

Choco Milk Shake (Korea Strongberry Tues YT) 11fin - airs Dec 20th

Happy Ending Romance (Korea Thurs Gaga & Viki) 7-8fin - I actually LOVED the ending, very hinting at poly, and mature. But this show ended up not really being a BL, no tropes and not really a romance either. 

It’s Airing But I’m Not Watching It

War of Y (Thai Gaga) 20 eps - it’s just all too much for me.

2 Moons 3 (Thai) 10 eps - Possibly a future binge watch. Rumor is it’s banal.

Love Bill  (Vietnam Sat YT) - Bah Vinh is back but I’m too distracted. Also there’s a lot of fund raising stuff going on. I’ll wait and binge.

The Star Always Follow You (Vietnam YT) - same Team RL peeps we have seen before (Sunshine, Stupid)

Till the World Ends (Thai YT) 10 eps - ?

Why You... Y Me? (Thai Weds YT) 10 eps - It's not primarily a BL, but another meta show about BL shipping, with side BLs. @heretherebedork is watching it, ask them about it.

Ended This Week

Happy Ending Romance 

In this series, all the gay boys romantically behave like lesbians and professionally like straight dudes. It’s... odd. As a BL it kinda isn’t (sorry to say), there’s no tropes dropped and no real romance beats. This is about ego and dishonesty and pride and there is an elegance to the plot. Which is essentially the idea that possession is not love, and therefore, both men who love the Writer have to prove their love by letting him go. Honestly, I’m not sure how to rate this show. This is a blog about BL and this wasn’t it. 8/10 RECOMMENDED (but not if BL is what you’re after). Full review.

Ai Long Nhai 

Look this show was just a typical Thai BL university pulp about a confident gay and a clueless manic pixie dream boy. It had potential, chemistry, and earnestness going for it, but no plot and not enough side dishes. In the end, it was boring and you know I always rate boring lower than hot messes (because at least the hot mess TRIED). Still, Ai Long Nhai is better than your average Thai BL pulp, nothing happens but at least the nothing mostly shirtless, the gay dads are the BEST, which is about all I can say for it. 6/10 WORTH WATCHING BUT FLAWED

In Case You Missed It

With the help of @isisanna-blog, here’s a cobbled together a Domundi line up (peeps behind Cutie Pie) for 2023 Thai BL. Lots of established pairs and it looks good if they can actually make them all, includes beautiful historicals, paranormal, other high concepts, and a royalty bodyguard romance (knight/prince) with ZeeNew! 

Next Week Looks Like This:

Still coming:

Dec 21 - The New Employee AKA The New Recruit AKA Shinib Sawo from Korea, (prob Gaga or Viki) - From WATCHA (Semantic Error) virginal Seung Hyun scores the office internship of his dreams but on his first day at work he gets into it with his cool reserved boss. As you do. Stars Moon Ji Yong (Once Again). Based on Moscareto's web novel of the same name, directed by openly gay & queer activist Kim Jho Gwang Soo (Just Friends?). 

Dec 28 - H5: Love in the Future from Taiwan (prob Gaga or Viki) - A cheerful and energetic student from 2000 travels to the future (2022), works as a deliveryman, and meets his first customer, an heir with a domineering personality. Directed by Nancy Chen (HIStory 4, Papa & Daddy).

I’m working on my end of year wrap ups, trends lists, and BL stats reported. Let me know in a comment if there is any specifically you want to know of have deep feels about. 

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

Beautiful pining work you’re doing there, Palm. Yearn, baby, yearn. (Never Let Me Go)

Fated mates, always a favorite of mine. (The Director who Buys Me Dinner)

GMMTV got itself a drone. Not sure how I feel about this. 

Games is my spirit animal (609 Bedtime Story) 

(last week)

[gh0stsp1d3r]

Dec 5 is my birthday :D how do you think stevo would celebrate with me? Im very much so a go-out-to-dinner-with-a-few-people kind of birthday person. Normally i dont like being the center of attention but on my bday i love feeling special lol.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! hope u have a great day!! I queued this for the fifth so I could release it tdy lol

I think he would make it small. He makes it a surprise, and when you enter marks house, stevo, some of your friends, and some of his, all pop out.

Stevo had told you specific instructions to come here, you weren’t expecting this. And they went there because well, marks not broke, and he had a nice house.

They decided on having a nice dinner at the house (they’re all pretty broke)

They get you gifts, and stevo just likes seeing you happy. That’s all that mattered. He made sure you felt special, giving you kisses (a lot) and he gave you a great gift!!

He made sure you felt happy at all times there and he didn’t leave your side once.

[ambivartence]

tagged by @njaems ily mel <3

name: siyuan sign: sagittarius height: 5'4" / 162 cm time: 02:48 am lol birthday: dec 19 favorite band/artist: right now it's kihyun!! my friend gifted me both of his solo albums for my bday bc i listened to voyager and youth so much hehe <3 last movie: glass onion last show: just finished ateez salary lupin today :] the new years episode made me cry when they surprised all the members with their mothers' cooking and handwritten letters 😭 when I created this blog: like probably 8 years ago idk but i became recently active on kpopblr at the end of 2020 :) before that i didnt really interact w anyone on here what I post: kpop drawings and gifs :] other blogs: my art insp blog @dreambivartence and my relatively inactive jacob + idols with flowers sideblog @jacob-bae mainly bc i love that url and the blog theme <3 do I get asks: yes but im so bad at answering them on time lol not me egotistically reblogging ask games so i can receive some attention and then not answering until 3-5 business days later 😔 followers: so many! too many (jkjk the more bots the merrier i guess!! lol) but @ humans how do yall put up w me 😂💕 average hours of sleep: 6-8 hours but i can easily sleep 12+ hours if i don't have morning plans LOL instruments: um... i can use drawing instruments. pencils. brushes. my tablet pen. i can play very shaky scales on the piano and some basic chords on the ukulele lol dream job: "no job hahaha" <- so real mel. tho also open to be an atz or skz makeup artist <3 dream trip: currently trying to recruit my friends to go on a korea trip next year and maybe japan or taiwan but we are famously very bad at deciding on plans favorite songs: youth by kihyun <3 i literally listen to almost nothing else these days i literally have a one track mind 😉😂

tagging (no obligation! sorry if u've already been tagged): @alrightyaphroditie @being-simba @brianbangs @dive-in-the-blue @jongseobie @joon-rkive @junjunies @lonelystreetlight @neoleeline @skzandnct

[misfitsandmusings]

For Mun Reference // Verse Stuff.

This is pretty much only relevant to me and Bunny at this point but mandatory note that any threads or pinterests boards may (and probably do) contain a lot of graphic/nsfw material.

Heartverse Timeline:

First meeting ages 11/5.

Grand Line meeting: 1 year post-Marineford (late July, ages 25/20). Two nights on island. [Thread: Main]

[Thread: Chores]

[Thread: "Let's get you to bed." - Oops, tattoos, epiphanies. COMPLETE.]

Oct. 6 important announcement [Thread: Law's bday.]

[Thread: "Do you want to know what your problem is?" Ikkaku.]

Six months or so in, parent fears, worst case scenario game, and Nami finally gets into the Polar Tang's vault. [Thread: "I let you sleep."]

Nov-Dec: Rocky Port, heading east.

[Thread: Scary Mom.]

Sometime before April: marriage.

April 12: Cora-chan. ♡

July 3: Outings & baby giggles. [Thread: Nami's bday.]

October: Cora-chan 6 months old, heading back to the Grand Line.

[Thread: Jealousy]?

[Thread: Beach Day]?

Punk Hazard, Dressrosa, Zou.

[Thread: Stubborn/Injury.]

WCI, Wano, BB.

When the Great Pirate Era ends, they go back to Cocoyashi to pick up their kid and continue traveling to fulfill Nami's dream.

Heartverse Random Notes:

MOODBOARD | PINTEREST

Law and Nami have each other's vivre cards but "aren't allowed" to sit around staring at them. After she leaves to become a Straw Hat, Nami gives Law's to Robin; Law supposedly gives Nami's to Bepo.

Because they set out with the intention of staying together, they have exactly one photo of them + bb Cora. Starting on Dressrosa the pic gets bounced back and forth between parents. (Nami has it while Law's on Dressrosa, Law gets it when she goes off to WCI, Nami gets it back in Wano, Law has it afterwards.)

Law knows Nami can take care of herself but might or might not make sure Zoro receives a consistent stream of booze as a bribe/added precaution.

Nami Drabbles: First pregnancy suspicions ||

Law Drabbles: Nami's first night on the Polar Tang || pregnancy announcement introspection, ???

Kids: Three, eventually. Cora, who's her father's lookalike minus the button nose and big smiles. She is every bit as sneaky and stubborn as both of them. Law's medical knowledge and deadpan snark, Nami's ability to pick pockets. May or may not have been conceived in the middle of a jewelry store heist on the first night Law and Nami met up in the Grand Line (oops.) Atlas (march 6th) is much the same in appearance and mannerisms, but serves as something of a tactful middle-man between his two very different sisters. The "planned" child years after the events of the Great Pirate Era come to an end and they decide they want a second - takes month of trying to conceive. Umi is Nami's little lookalike minus the golden eyes, but she's softspoken and timid in ways neither parent understands. Has Nami's innate ability to read and understand weather phenomena - the two of them often leave Law, Cora, and Atlas looking on the sidelines like "what are they talking about?" Not quite Irish twins with Atlas, but a definitely unplanned conception shortly after his birth. Cora and Atlas are Little Shits™ who think they can get away with things, but A ) Law and Nami have done it all and nothing gets past them + B ) Umi can't tell a lie and all either of them have to do is ask if her siblings did something to get her to crack.

Tangerine Twists Random Notes:

MOODBOARD | PINTEREST

Threads: Main

Nami stays a marine. They get progressively less subtle with their relationship as time goes on despite Nami's rising in the ranks. Post-Wano they don't even bother trying to keep it a secret.

Godverse Random Notes:

MOODBOARD. | PINTEREST

Threads: Main

Kids: Tama (adopted). Atlas and Umi follow exist in Godverse as well with the same features/personalities as in Heartverse.

Mikan Meadows Random Notes:

MOODBOARD. | PINTEREST

Threads: Main

Timeline: First meeting end of summer/early fall as the temperatures start to change. He comes around frequently while waiting for a lost soul to make its peace and then they fall into a pattern of regularly scheduled meetings (weekly? monthly?) By winter these move from outdoor locations (beach, graveyard, etc.) to a cabin in the woods.

New Year celebration/dance.

Panic, guilt, backpedaling, angst.

Spring wedding.

[tsintotwo]

Hello, I saw your post about Tom's birthday and I'm confused- his IMDB page says his bday is on Dec. 21, but other sites say it is on Dec. 5. So, what's the truth?

Thanks for your blog, you're amazing!

Hi! There was this confusion, yes, but as I understand, Tom confirmed it to a fan at the German Comic-Con to be 5 December, plus Mason Alexandar Park posted a video of Tom on insta on 5 Dec saying Happy Birthday. The date used to be 21 Dec on Wiki too, it was changed after the con. There's an unofficial Tom Sturridge account on twitter that shares news regarding him, they also posted saying it's 5 Dec (but Tom apparently 'liked' that people didn't know and were confused between two dates 🤷‍♀️). Hope this helps.

Thank you ❤️ And thanks for being here!

[myphotodiaries]

fri dec 2 22 - finals day 5/7 - 🗒️

i got an A for my spanish oral exam!!! 2/3 finals done.. my last final is sunday for spanish again :0 today was my bfs bday so we went out to dinner & have some more plans tmw night.. i also made him a cake & he loved his gift so i’m feeling pretty good after the very stressful week i’ve had

++ finished 3/3 library books … it honestly wasn’t very good and i basically skimmed the last few chapters :( debating on if i get more library books and take them home with me over break or just read the books i alr have in washington hmm

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🎧 | sweater weather (the neighbourhood)

📚| i sold andy warhol (too soon) (richard polsky)

[gargoylebinch]

hi my bday is Mon (dec 5) If anyone would like to buy me boba that'd be the most amazing thing I could ever ask for c:

[bigxjayxnas]

#TBT taking it back to @bigxjayxnas Jay Z Birthday in 2014 with @djmistercee at Deja Vu party at the @thedl with @djenuff @dcashflow74 RIP VooDoo Ray. TONIGHT TONIGHT: BIGxJAYxNAS: 9 YEAR ANNIVERSARY + JAY Z BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE 7PM-1AM (RSVP LINK IN BIO) REPOST @classicmaterialny: Thursday Dec 1st join us as we celebrate the 9 Year Anniversary of the @bigxjayxnas party @thebreakersbk on the 1’s & 2’s we have @djdoowop & @snkrjoe.dj CMNY will be giving away a few BIGxJAYxNAS t shirts. In honor of Jay Z’s bday some lucky guest will be able to purchase a CMNY fitted “Nobody Rep Brooklyn Like Me” & 5 lucky guest will have a chance at purchasing a JaiBoi limited edition figure by @ampmgallery (ahh man I might need another one for my collection)!! Special guest @dozitosway718 will be playing some tracks from his Reasonable Doubt remix album. This event is hosted by Mr. CMNY. Thank you @snkrjoe.dj for rocking with us!! Music by Notorious BIG, Junior Mafia, Lil Kim, Faith Evans, Mary J Blige, The Lox, Mase, Puff Daddy, Craig Mac, Black Rob, Shyne, G Dep, Carl Thomas, 112, Total Jay Z, Memphis Bleek, Kanye, Beyonce, Diplomats, Beanie Siegel, Amil, DMX, Jaz-O, Freeway, State Property, Young Gunz Nas, AZ, Mobb Deep, Foxy Brown, CNN, Nature, Cormega #biggie #biggiesmalls #ripbig #christopherwallace #NotoriousBIG #Bedstuy #bigpoppa #badboyrecords #brooklynsfinest #Brooklyn #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #hiphop #rap #jayz #jigga #shawncarter #rocafella #rocafellarecords #rocnation #nas #queens #nastynas #nastradamus #nasirjones #nasescobar #illmatic https://www.instagram.com/p/ClpJJtHPWLz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cerealmonster15]

🫵 ALSO SPONTANEOUS GAME TIME BASED ON YESTERDAY 🫵

What month was each twst boy born in :^)

HELP damn i mightve had exactly 5 if i couldve cheated with the twins LOL. you said one of these bitches had a bday near yours and idr which one it was, and that you kept mixing them up w/silver but i do NOT remember when his bday was when i looked that up either!!!

cater - feb 4

trey - oct 25

jade [and floyd] - nov 5

riddle - aug 24

azul - feb, and im pretty sure he's a pisces so that puts him at late feb... feb... 24? or am i just saying that bc riddles 24 is over there LOL uhhh. no. feb 22. 23?? 23. oh god im doubting it the more i think about it but i know hes a pisces in feb at least!!! whatever ill say feb22 idk!!!

vil - april

ruggie - april [i know this bc i know azul is in feb w/ cater and once i made a post about birthstones for cater and vil, and i had noticed tecnically azul and ruggie were in the same slots with them jsdklfdjsl and diamond is for april/you mentioned vil being 2 months after cater like Yesterday LOL] [HE ALSO LITERALLY JUST HAD A BDAY BUT I DIDNT REMEMBER THAT TIL LATER IN MY GUESSING LOL]

i cant fuckin remember many others so it's guessing time, but i AM going to use a zodiac chart for characters whose bday i dont remember but zodiac i do [thats like. 2 more LOL]

jamil - his bday book ending with riddle so he had to come before riddle but technically after aug 24... i thought for some reason they were both aug bdays but now im not sure LOL ...and i had it backwards earlier when i was gonna say like aug 8 so um. i feel like hes either like aug 30 or sept like 2 or 8 o rwhatever LOL.. um. um. im gonna go sept.

i know ortho and leona are Leo zodiacs bc they are my friend's zodiac buddies but i CANT REMEMBER which months they were. i feel like ortho was maybe july...??? leona can be august idk LOL. if i got them both wrong i want half a bonus for at least knowing their zodiac KFLJDSKLJFSD

ummm. fuck. i remember looking the other day and that lilia and malleus were in dec and jan but i forget who was where LOL umm. one of them i was like "oh wasnt he like a new years day baby" but then i failed to actually check jkdsjfldksjf i THINK lilia was january, im gonna guess jan1- WAIT YES JAN 1 bc i think it was actual lore that he doesnt know his actual birthday, so he just picked that one. jan 1 for lilia blease. december was malleus.

opens list of characters uhh who else is left

ace- fuck if i know. i think hes a summer baby? floyd were you taking zodiacs into account when you named him crabby, is he a cancer... uhh let's go with july idk

juice beloved son juice spade: SOBBING AND SCREAMING ABOUT HOW I DONT HAVE A DAMN CLUE DESPITE HAVING TWO OF HIS BDAY CARDS IN MY GAME!!!!!!!!!!!! wait. engtwst is still cycling through the bloom cards rn. i have his first two but i dont THINK we've gotten his bloom card yet, and i know engtwst started with cater in terms of bday cards and so he started off our bloom cards. that means juice's bday is not feb thru april 27... that only helps a little LOL bc i already knew the only ones in those months um um. hmm. god i remember standing in target when i was summoning for one of those cards but idr what time of year it was bc i was buying recycle bags and thats not a seasonal purchase!!!! um. september?????

jack: uhhhhh ummm uhhhh uhhhh. i dont know. december???

kalim: I DONT KNOWW!!!!!!!! juuuuuuuuuuuuuune?

epel: im in hell i dont know LOL these are truly random guesses. uh god what month havent i said yet. may?

rook: 🧍 ....december???

idia: another i feel like i just looked up and forgot lol. uh. january?

silver: did lilia make one up for u too.... what day did he find u idk man ummmm u feel like a summer bday. surely if i keep saying june ill catch someone. june again!!!!!

sebek....................... wait a second. i was wrong earlier. broom sebek is def in the game bc my friend just got him fairly recentlyish [which means his bday was somewhat recentlyish!!!] so either i cant remember where we are in the bday cards in engtwst bc i usually dont summon for them lol, or sebek is also between feb and april and i just forgot about him bc i didnt mention - wait no. i forgot march existed. he feels like he could be feb but i have to stick to my guns bc i didnt mention him in the birthstone thing so im going with march for sebek!!!!!

ok thanks bye!!!

[stickers-on-a-laptop]

ep 39: was there like an actual point to this one

ep 39 

 so we startin in the middle 

 oh this happened on like actual dec 4th lmaoooooooooo

 "the morning of that day" EWJFIADFJDISOFJSDIOFJSIAO????

 KAITO AND HIS PHOTO BOOK LMAOOOOOOO

 what a world you guys live in indeed 

 open the safe-looking thing that's smart fjsdiaofjsdaiofjsdiofjiodsa let's goooooooooooooooooooooo

 HARUKA PUTTING IN HER BIRTHDAY IS PEAK COMEDY ACTUALLY 

 ANOTHER CANON BIRTHDAY 5/25 HARUKA 

 i hope this works 

 DONBROS COMING IN WITH CANON BDAYS NICE 11/3 FOR TSUYOSHI

 THIS WORKS 

 oh my GOD what the fuck fjdsioajasdiofjsdiofjsdiosioaij CRYING AT THEM BEING LIKE "IT DOESN'T COUNT IF IT'S JIROU"

 kaito catchin them 

 also shinichi stepping AWAY from jirou 

 kaito you know what this is on you why'd you leave this in donbura cafe 

 when it's you but like serving cunt 

 don't be a hater just cause don killer looks better than you

 yeet 

 yo tomari someone has your name and is being an asshole come kick his ass 

 sononi i have no idea but like please continue watching with popcorn don't get with tsubasa

 practical inubrother!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 just killing the dog okay fjsdiaofjsaiofjdsiofjadsiofji

 FOR AESETHETICS. DUH. HAVE YOU NOT SEEN HOW HOT I AM

 shinichi: .......................moving on

 we gonna die. sorry bout that 

 "heard the guy is gonna kill y'all. wanna kiss about it, maybe?" 

 r e j e c t e d 

 gay shit 

 YOU MADE IT THEIR BIRTHDAYS SO I GUESS SO 

 colorful sundaes 

 reprogram this thing with a parfait (do you know how many times i use that donkey gif of everyone likes a nice parfait)

 oh no poor kouhei having to eat a mustard and banana thing (well HOPEFULLY not)

 you got dragged into the gay fight sorry 

 WE GONNA PRETEND THIS NEVER HAPPENED 

 WHO IS KAITO.

 solution to the don killer: don killer *killer* i cannot

 if imma die.......gotta spend time with miho

 or not. gotta spend it WRITING MY WILL. 

 SCREW DYING FUCK THAT SHIT 

 ot3?

 alright shinichi calm down

 no regrets for mr no money man 

 they put them all in the same room that is SO funny 

 haruka drawing at a waterfall y'all are SO dramatic 

 encouragement, tarou style 

 with me watching drive my brain went "GOU??????" for a sec there 

 I AM TELLING YOU. IN A NORMAL SENTAI TAROU/SHINICHI IS A SHIP 

 how hot would it BE to fight in beppu's outfit 

 of course tsubasa is out of the room 

 LIKE. WHO IN DON-LAND WAS LIKE 'FOR OUR DON KILLER KILLER IT SHOULD LOOK LIKE SARUHARA SHINICHI' *HE'S NOT EVEN THE FIRST SARUBROTHER*

 what the FUCK fjiaodfjdsiofsdjaifosdfjiosdfjio sure 

 is there a POINT to this episode like at ALL???? i mean serving cunt IS a point but like..........

 jirou the penguin juuto??

 literally only care about haruka's driving do not care about sononi and tsubasa

DONBROS LIVEBLOG, AS COPY/PASTED FROM MY DISCORD

i did this like i was talking to my friend, so this is the "being friends with stickers' when she's watching something" experience

i think i'll put more thoughts in the tags, but don't count on it for every ep lmao

ep 1

21 years ago is 2001 sounds fake to me

wait i've seen this man--kao dake sensei

not even 20 seconds in and i get interrupted ;-;

moses, peach style (yes i know that's the story of mamotaro it's just that i'm jewish)

oh okay even the logo is rainbow for this one

dabbing in the year of our lord 2022

i have not seen miss silver girl anywhere ever who is that

five way back to back? oh this is going to be AWESOME

hello miss haruka i see TONS on you

fangire?

a kamen rider?

hello mr blue guy that gets shipped with the red

oi no nails on the chalkboard

a BOYFRIEND???

sorry mr boyfriend i do not remember you in zettai bl at all

she becomes a hero because of a spam ad nice

ATTACK OF THE KILLER SUNGLASSES

isn't this colorful??

hello kaito but i think without the adhd

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

gun!

cubes like zyuohger

okay mr red

bonds again? this IS zyuohger, go meet yamato

this guy is yamato 2.0

isn't that lily/the fourze teacher?

why translate mama as mommy what is the point of that

MORE CUBES AGAIN

i'm guessing this is the fourze school?

hell yeah ask and you shall receive

pfffffffffffffft thinking that mr blue man would be tarou

i like that this chooses when you're gonna fight

FJDSIOFJSIOFJDSIOAJOIA HE JUST KICKS HER OUT OF THE WAY

glasses and then glasses

mom i am watching donbrothers not thinking about how the trains and busses work in this damn country

pink dude

man cgi battles just annoy me like i am SURE i'll like this series but damn cgi battles are for the crossover movies and that's IT

FJDSIOFJSDIOFJDSIOAFJDSIOAFAIO I WANT DANCING LADIES TO ANNOUNCE MY PRESENCE AS I'M ON A MOTORCYCLE

"this one? no. no thanks"

kamen rider sentai

oh the first battle of these two let's go

reverse storm trooper aim

toei this is so much rainbow

man i have to remember zenkaiger gears? good thing i watched it

if you do a zenaki gattai and put "yo" imma "yo ho hoi"

kamen rider kick

is there no dancing song at the end AGAIN???

[funrin]

Happy belated birthday Luke Pearce !!! 

[soobinies]

I can’t believe my older dog will be 5 years old next month

It’s been 4 years since I adopted him

[accio-victuuri]

CPN : Ximalaya strikes again ⚡️

I delayed posting about this cause I wanted to ramble more. lol. and I’m personally curious with the frequency of his audio recordings lately. 📻

➡️ So I’ll start with what’s been going around and questioned by alot of BXGs. Another mystery voice popping up. How many mystery voices do we really need to catch? LOL. Anyway. The episode in question is Episode 75. I uploaded it here and listen if you hear something aside from his voice. Along the 8sec mark.

( translation: Today I will share with you about a law. If a passenger finds out that the air conditioner - that should be on - is off, they can legally request a refund. )

🤡 speculations:

• The “voice” is Like someone counting down or saying “it’s done” or “is it done”. As if he needs to reach a certain timestamp or length or recording.

• He is speaking fast because he wants to do the 17 second time length. The one we heard is either counting down to make sure he does reach that mark or asking if he is done already. In kadian 17 means together. Why is it so important to Kadian this? Well. His past recording lengths are as follows:

Episode 72 : 23 seconds Episode 73: 13 seconds Episode 74: 33 seconds

All very sensitive numbers. Ai Zhan. Yi Zhan. Zhan Zhan. Together.

Together? Well. They are both in Beijing since 12/6/2021. He started posting those episodes mentioned 12/5.

So whether it is GG whose voice was caught in his recording or the Kadian route, well, take what you want with this. BXGs are really keeping an eye out on his Ximalaya posts because of what happened before.

➡️ Now, I wanna move on to his post frequency. Just a sort of background to those who don’t know why him posting consistently is pretty sus. When the brand new CPN about Ximalaya came up, alot of people were “what the hell is xmly?”. Even I was confused cause I forgot that he still had that on. Lol.

If you look at his account, there are 81 uploads. 75 of it are his own audio recordings marked as “episodes” and the rest are promos. I looked at show description, it said expected to be until 200 episodes. I’m not sure if he is contractually obligated to reach that or is it’s just a usual number that shows like his achieve.

His topics really has a wide range. from motos ( yes he did an episode about rossi for his bday ), lego, random facts, astronomy things ( my fave ) and greetings etc. but the posting frequency for the past months.

122021: 5

112021: 4

102021: 0

092021: 2

082021: 1

072021: 0

062021: 2

Well, It isn’t much. He’s always busy and we have no insider information on how he records these and what’s the whole process. but it’s still interesting how it increased in Nov- Dec. add the CPN that GG is using his account. Probably GG is fond of this app lately and the idea of a podcast.

( LOLOLOLOL I just remembered this Q&A! Hahahahahaha! It’s so him and truly something people should learn to do. If you don’t like something, then go. Don’t look at it. )

TRIVIA : Just a trip down memory lane that his XMLY Ad when he was announced as their endorser was notorious for CPN. One of which is the place it was shot ( as shared by the xmly staff ) looks similar to the scenery posted by GG on his oasis. 👀

Also this lovely thing right here: 👇🏼

I’ll definitely be keeping an eye out on his future uploads. This is all CPN. Who knows if it means something or nothing. Another coincidence? 👀

src: https://m.weibo.cn/detail/4714076212822102

[cmtcahrule]

Statistics from LC IG account: Year 2019

I am going to share some data and observations and ask questions.

Liz had 270 posts on IG (not stories) in 365 days. Compare that to 402 in 2016; 501 in 2017 and 362 in 2018.

Travel: Travel slowed down in 2019. These dates come from her posts so not sure if they are accurate.

Jan 1-9 – Cayman Islands; Jan 26-28 – Utah Feb 4-7 – Colorado (Aspen); Feb 8-10 – Dallas; Feb 12-16 – London; Feb 26 – Austin March 15-20 – NYC; March 26-April 2 – Doha April 14 – San Antonio May 7-10 – NYC; May 11 – Chicago; May 17 – Dallas June 19-30 – London July 5-14 – Italy – Capri/Positano/Sicily; July 17-31 - London Aug 1-16 – London (maybe a side trip to Italy on Aug 14) Sept 25 – Denver; Sept 29—30 – NYC Oct 15-17 – NYC; Oct 21 – NYC; Oct 24-31 – London Nov 8-17 – Austin/Dallas; Nov 27-28 – Dallas Dec 1-2 – Denver; Dec 31 – Cabo, Mexico

AH liked 22 of LCs posts in 2019 which was noticeably difference from liking most all of her posts in 2018. The posts he liked included: 2018 year end recap, LC ENCOURAING HIM TO BE AN INSTAGRAM HUSBAND, AH kayaking with the kids, 3 generations of Hammers, Harper, Liz filming a commercial, kids with the Easter bunny, Ford’s first day of preschool, kids Halloween pics, Liz getting outstanding alumni award, kids at Bird Bakery, Armie and Liz at GOCampaign at NeueHouse, Ford, Family Thanksgiving, Harper with Christmas stocking, Liz selfie in dress with poofy sleeves, Harper’s 5th birthday, Disney on Ice with kids, and Archie’s 9th birthday.

AH only posted 2 likes on her IG account between JANUARY 9-SEPTEMBER 10. Most likes were in Jan/Nov/Dec. AH stopped posting on his IG account between Mar 31-Sept 6. His last post on his IG account about LC was in March 2019.

TC posted 3 times on LCs account in 2019: July 11 (LC saying they should open up a Bird Bakery in Lipari, Italy); Aug 25 (San Vicente Inn bday party); and Sept 3 (National Relaxation Day - Liz and Armie on moped). Both Pauline and Giulliang liked 4 of her posts each.  

Overall, unlike 2018, there were far fewer postings and many more postings of LC doing her own thing.

January starts off with TC showing off the beautiful sex dungeon culture bib at the Golden Globes while AH and LC are in the Cayman Islands. TC was in LA from at least Jan 3-12 and is seen with AH and LC in Beverly Hills on Jan 12. Between Jan 16-18, TC was in London and Paris but was then back in LA from Jan 21-28 for the Actors Roundtable (21st) and SAG awards (28th). AH and LC celebrated Ford’s 2nd birthday (14th), Niki’s 30th birthday (26th), and the Wounds premier at Sundance (27-28). Pretty lowkey month.

In February, AH accompanied LC to the Next Gen Philanthropic Leader Award ceremony and then LC takes off for Aspen with a load of girlfriends on a ski trip (4-7). LC posted AHs March 2019 GQ cover and said “he was off the gram” in February prepping for a role. In her post she says: You are going to want to pick up this issue since Le Trackie is making a comeback appearance. Her Feb 10 post is awkward – she is dancing with AH as part of Harper’s Preschool Gala but it looks so staged/fake. He looks like he does not want to kiss her. AH/LC/TC run into each other in London Feb. 12 and take a photo op near their respective mag covers. TC was in London for BAFTA (10th) and posted the three stars/Berlin shoes IG story on the 11th. AH is supposed to be filming Dreamland this month but I don’t have a date on this. The Hammers Valentine’s Day pic looks fake and AH is just going along with it.

In March, TC is filming Dune in Budapest and facetiming AH regularly. AH goes on Jimmy Fallon promoting Hotel Mumbai (and shares w/ Jimmy that he in fact has just facetimed TC that morning). Again, March 2019 is the last time AH posts about LC on his IG account. Only other activity of note is the trip to NYC in mid-March for Hotel Mumbai press. Niki is there and the Fallon interview takes place. AH has the Dreamland vibe/look going on. LC heads off to Doha solo at the end of the month for the Fashion Trust Arabia awards and Love Ball Arabia and posts a lot of pics of herself.  

Starting in April, LC posts a lot fewer posts on IG. TC is in Jordan filming Dune all month long and I bet AH is lonely without him. LC posts an April 6 date night pic with AH, but once again, it looks fake and he won’t be seen kissing her. They are in Palm Springs with the kids for spring break. It also makes me ask the question: who takes these pics of them? In late April, LC posts about them moving into a new home.

TC is wrapping up the Dune shoot in Hungary and Budapest in May. What I took note of in June is LCs post on May 8 showing a Timmy look a like on the runway at the LV show in NYC. I also need to have someone shed some light on what AH was doing in Chicago on May 11. Her post of them walking down the street with him in a white bathrobe is odd. LC posted a 9 year anniversary pic of her and AH on May 23. They are at the River Café. There is one in London and NYC but she was in neither city on the 23rd so it must be an old pic. AH is sticking his tongue out at her suggestively in this pic. Why, and it is cringe. Again, it feels staged.

Rebecca filming began in London on June 3. AH is there the whole month. LC posted she was celebrating PRIDE week on June 8. I noted on Liz’s Father’s Day post on June 16 she did not call AH her HUSBAND but rather referenced him by his IG handle. LC and kids headed to London on June 19 and stayed there until August 18. TWO MONTHS. Pretty hard to have an affair with Lily James during this time I would imagine. Unless it was when LC took off to party in Italy for 10 days in July. LC posted another strange pic of her and AH together at a pub on June 22 where AH is hiding his face behind her and nuzzling her neck. I don’t think AH wanted anyone to see him being affectionate with her.  

Liz was in Italy from July 5-14 – 10 days. I think she left the kids with AH in London except that there is one photo of her and Harper on a boat in Naples on July 5 and one of her and Harper in Capri on July 6. The next time you see the kids is in a pic in London on July 17 welcoming her back from Italy. So did she go from London to Italy to London to Italy to London? The rest of the month is site-seeing in London with her and the kids.

August 2019 is when a magazine drops hints a divorce is on the horizon. TC wraps up shooting Dune in Norway (remember the Norway travel book on AHs bookshelf earlier this year?) and is in Amsterdam with Will from Aug 6-9. Side note: I love TCs IG story in Amsterdam on Aug 6 where he is walking down the street at night mouthing some rap song – so sexy! The King promo begins this month and the trailer is out – what better place to celebrate than Amsterdam! We get a Hammer family photo op on Aug 10 (we see their backsides while they are walking down a street in London) and then they all arrive back home in LA on the 17th. LCs birthday post on Aug 19 is lowkey – a sexy AH with the kids at the house with a cake wishing her a happy birthday. But then we fast forward to the joint adult birthday party at the San Vicente Inn on the 24th that includes a post of LC and LRD in a sexy hug. What??? Why was LRD at the party supposedly making out with LC? I thought she was TCs “girlfriend”. Shortly after the party, we get the Happy Angry Birthday Blind Gossip article. This article mentions that AH had gone off for a long period of time during the party to talk to someone on the phone. And LC calls him a liar and he says to stop being a bitch. My notes show that TC was attending one of Guillian’s concerts at a small venue that weekend in NYC. Maybe AH was on the phone with TC??? Interestingly, TC “liked” LCs birthday post from the San Vicente Inn on Aug 25 so it must be one big happy MODERN family. I took note of LCs birthday post to AH on Aug 28. It is AH looking his finest but now instead of her calling him my HUSBAND she calls him MY PERSON.

AH is smoking ribs in the backyard at the beginning of Sept for his birthday. TC is off showing the world and AH just how sexy he is in a silver HA suit at the Sept 2 The King premier in Venice. I am not sure what to make of LCs post on Sept 3 of her and AH riding a moped together. She is recognizing National Relaxation Day and when you listen to AH speak on the moped it sounds like stage directions. On Sept 20, I notice LC puts out a post saying “Nobody puts baby in the corner.” And I am thinking except for maybe a Mr. Chalamet. I think AH treats himself to a private b-day celebration in London from Sept 6-16. He posts a pic of him drinking a pint at a pub with friends on the 6th. Important to note: TC “likes” an AH post for the first time in 9 months. Just to make sure everyone is clear that both boys are STRAIGHT and not seeing each other after this “like” we have the Capri boat sham. AH is back in LA at the gym with friends on Sept. 16. The DOTN shoot begins in London on Sept 30.

Side note: For all you detectives out there, can you please help me find out where TC was on Saturday, Sept 7? Was he celebrating with AH in London? I have notes that say TC was heading to Toronto from Europe on the 8th but now cannot find that reference. And then how do the dates overlap with the Capri boat sham.  

AH films DOTN with that sexy pornstache in London in October. Andrew Aciman releases the Find Me novel and AH and TC really do “find each other” at the London premiere of The King on Oct 3. Too bad for us and AH that TC didn’t show up with the black HA cutout suit because it would have been a total mindfuck - agree! Maybe TC modeled it for AH in his hotel room. While all this is going on, LC is back at home honoring Female Founders at an event with Rachel Zoe. What else is going on? AH stops wearing his wedding ring; meets up with Luca for dinner and TC heads off to Busan with a big grin and a mighty limp after calling in a sick day to hang out with his lover and skip promo. LC is in London Oct 24-30 but we see no pics of AH or the kids…just her at a LV show and tourist sites. My mind wonders: Is she trying to show the public she is still attached to AH? Finally, TC is at The King premiere in Beverly Hills on the 26th and stays in LA until Nov 3.

LC heads home from London for Halloween to celebrate with the kids. TC is in Long Beach to open up the Kid Cudi concert on Nov 3. Not sure exactly when AH gets home from London but he shows up at an event with LC on Sept 18 – supporting the GO CAMPAIGN. Kid Cudi is at this event. LC posts several pics of AH and her at this event but they just don’t give off the same loving vibe as they did in 2016. In one of her pics she writes: “And then they learned to smile.” OK. LC spends a lot of time in Texas during November (from the 8th-17th). She accepts the outstanding alumni award from her college alma mater. At the end of November, AH is shooting a National Geographic segment in Sardinia (learning how to suck a goat’s teet) and then heads to Dallas for Thanksgiving with the family.

The start of December has the family in Denver celebrating Harper’s birthday. We also know AH is in Hawaii on Dec 5-6 filming Next Goal Wins and visiting gay bars. TC is off in NYC at the Little Women premiere (7th) and makes a Jimmy Fallon appearance (9th). TC flies to Paris on Dec 10 and we see him in a LW press event wearing that delicious red LV jacket. We watch him watching the CMBYN scene where he plays the piano for Oliver (Dec 12) and lusts after him. The London LW premiere is Dec 16 and along with it that cute Gorillaz t-shirt. We next see AH in LA on Dec 9 in a Christmas shot with Santa and the kids. I took note that AH IS NOT WEARING HIS WEDDING RING in this pic and he has showed up to an event in jeans and a ball cap whereas other attendees are a bit more dressed up. It just gives off a whole “IDGAF vibe. I am done with photo ops.” He does redeem himself with the sexy rope belt though. Sorry Harper and Ford – I digress. LC puts out an interesting @cakebytim post on Dec 12. LC also posts a pic of her and AH and the kids to commemorate Harper’s 5th birthday – the ring finger is hidden again. On Dec. 17 LC says she “feels more powerful surrounded by other powerful women” in an IG post. On Dec 18, LC and AH take the kids to Disney on Ice at the Staples Center and then they celebrate Archie’s 5th birthday. LC makes sure to let everyone know that “Archie has stayed a loyal companion while maintaining a heathy level of indifference”. AH is off to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia for the MDL Beast Festival (Dec 20-22). There he paints two blue letter Ts on his forehead and lets off some steam. We see TC celebrating his birthday at a restaurant with Kid Cudi in NYC on Dec 28. AH and LZ spend Christmas in LA with the kids which is interesting because they have spent Christmas in Denver the last 3 years. 

Everything from 2019 looks fake and staged between them IMHO. Especially in comparison to the 2016 and 2017 posts. It looks like AH and LC are just trying to show the public they are still one big happy family while AH carries on his romance behind the scenes with TC. However, their posts are not fooling many of us. I will close out 2019 letting everyone know that AH wore the BOYFRIEND sweater on Christmas Day while everyone opened presents. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas.