#his bday is dec 5

[milkbreadtoast]

I realized this only last night but... if han yoohyun is 20 in kr age and his birthday is christmas(12/25)... that would make him only 18 in international age in the current storyline... he's so young...😭😭😭😭

And that means he would've been only 15 (kr age 17, hs 2nd year) when he got his awakening... Even now he's still a teenager... he's not a normal teenager for sure but it still puts in perspective how young he is...🥲😭

[this-daydream-is-dangerous-13]

Taylor’s use of 7 is Haylor, including seven: a thesis

Buckle up, friends. Ever since hearing the seven poem aloud on the Eras tour—with its explicit link to Wildest Dreams—it confirmed my long-held suspicion that *seven* is Haylor.

Some data:

- all track 7s post Red seem to be Haylor

- 7 is Harry’s number (added to hers you get 20, hence all the references to 20)

- seven is track 7 on folklore, the album Taylor released on 1D’s 10th anniversary. What? Harry had released Fine Line on her previous bday (#30, Dec 13/19) and she’d missed his Feb 1st day already.

But bestie, you might ask, how is it possible? Let me explain, drawing from details of the song.

We know that Anne and Des Styles divorce when Harry is 7. Anne has primary custody of H and Gemma in Holmes Chapel, but they remain close to Des whom they see on weekends.

But then, there is a period in their lives that no one knows much about and no one speaks about. Even this gem (which I am currently citing) - a 1D origin story has very little.

Harry has another stepdad whose last name is Cox (which was Anne’s name during 1D X factor time). His name was John. They family move to Great Budworth in the Cheshire countryside where Anne is landlady in a pub (and Harry talks fondly of ice cream runs and first girlfriends).

But then when H is around 12, Anne and the kids are back in Holmes Chapel. Anne eventually dates and gets serious with Harry’s beloved, now late stepdad Robin Twist. And Harry sometimes mentions his overwhelming desire to protect his Mom and Gemma at all costs.

No one ever mentions this guy. Ever.

Fast forward a few years to the magical December of 2012. After work commitments, Harry and Taylor spent 4 or 5 days in the north of England. They stay with Anne, and they Christmas bake and go on double dates with Gemma and her then boyfriend, and grocery shop and hang out with his friends. He takes her to the Lakes, where she’s dreamed of going.

It’s her 23rd birthday and be showers her with surprises and 23 thoughtful gifts (she’s not writing The Moment I Knew on his watch!). He gets her food from his childhood fave Chinese place and the bakery where he worked! He is showing her his life. It’s documented here…

Including their visit to a pub in Great Budworth and a drive around the area.

We have no idea what happened, but maybe Taylor does?

Taylor never got to take him to Pine Tree farm in rural PA, as far as we know. But in the depths of the pandemic, when no one could go anywhere, she paints him a picture of her PA childhood.

And in it, we find a fictionalized friend who has a difficult and maybe scary father figure. One from whom Taylor wishes she could save and protect her friend, despite crossing her heart and promising not to tell.

What a gift, to affirm the struggle this child went through, and to show her care and desire to *be with them in it*.

She wanted to scoop him up and take him away from the closet tears to play pirates and “run away to India”. What kid in rural PA wishes to go there? Come on! 😭😭😭

And then, here are the lyrics she pens:

“Passed on like folk songs, the love lasts so long”

“And just like a folk song, our love will be passed on…”

And most significantly - *love you to the moon and to Saturn* 🌙🪐 !!!!!

She wasn’t kidding in Gold Rush - “my mind turns your life into folklore, I can’t bear to dream about you any more.”

[misfitsandmusings]

For Mun Reference // Verse Stuff.

This is pretty much only relevant to me and Bunny at this point but mandatory note that any threads or pinterests boards may (and probably do) contain a lot of graphic/nsfw material.

Heartverse Timeline:

First meeting ages 11/5.

Grand Line meeting: 1 year post-Marineford (late July, ages 25/20). Two nights on island. [Thread: Main]

[Thread: Chores]

[Thread: "Let's get you to bed." - Oops, tattoos, epiphanies. COMPLETE.]

Oct. 6 important announcement [Thread: Law's bday.]

[Thread: "Do you want to know what your problem is?" Ikkaku.]

Six months or so in, parent fears, worst case scenario game, and Nami finally gets into the Polar Tang's vault. [Thread: "I let you sleep."]

Nov-Dec: Rocky Port, heading east.

[Thread: Scary Mom.]

Sometime before April: marriage.

April 12: Cora-chan. ♡

July 3: Outings & baby giggles. [Thread: Nami's bday.]

October: Cora-chan 6 months old, heading back to the Grand Line.

[Thread: Jealousy]?

[Thread: Beach Day]?

Punk Hazard, Dressrosa, Zou.

[Thread: Stubborn/Injury.]

WCI, Wano, BB.

When the Great Pirate Era ends, they go back to Cocoyashi to pick up their kid and continue traveling to fulfill Nami's dream.

Heartverse Random Notes:

MOODBOARD | PINTEREST

Law and Nami have each other's vivre cards but "aren't allowed" to sit around staring at them. After she leaves to become a Straw Hat, Nami gives Law's to Robin; Law supposedly gives Nami's to Bepo.

Because they set out with the intention of staying together, they have exactly one photo of them + bb Cora. Starting on Dressrosa the pic gets bounced back and forth between parents. (Nami has it while Law's on Dressrosa, Law gets it when she goes off to WCI, Nami gets it back in Wano, Law has it afterwards.)

Law knows Nami can take care of herself but might or might not make sure Zoro receives a consistent stream of booze as a bribe/added precaution.

Nami Drabbles: First pregnancy suspicions ||

Law Drabbles: Nami's first night on the Polar Tang || pregnancy announcement introspection, ???

Kids: Three, eventually. Cora, who's her father's lookalike minus the button nose and big smiles. She is every bit as sneaky and stubborn as both of them. Law's medical knowledge and deadpan snark, Nami's ability to pick pockets. May or may not have been conceived in the middle of a jewelry store heist on the first night Law and Nami met up in the Grand Line (oops.) Atlas (march 6th) is much the same in appearance and mannerisms, but serves as something of a tactful middle-man between his two very different sisters. The "planned" child years after the events of the Great Pirate Era come to an end and they decide they want a second - takes month of trying to conceive. Umi is Nami's little lookalike minus the golden eyes, but she's softspoken and timid in ways neither parent understands. Has Nami's innate ability to read and understand weather phenomena - the two of them often leave Law, Cora, and Atlas looking on the sidelines like "what are they talking about?" Not quite Irish twins with Atlas, but a definitely unplanned conception shortly after his birth. Cora and Atlas are Little Shits™ who think they can get away with things, but A ) Law and Nami have done it all and nothing gets past them + B ) Umi can't tell a lie and all either of them have to do is ask if her siblings did something to get her to crack.

Tangerine Twists Random Notes:

MOODBOARD | PINTEREST

Threads: Main

Nami stays a marine. They get progressively less subtle with their relationship as time goes on despite Nami's rising in the ranks. Post-Wano they don't even bother trying to keep it a secret.

Godverse Random Notes:

MOODBOARD. | PINTEREST

Threads: Main

Kids: Tama (adopted). Atlas and Umi follow exist in Godverse as well with the same features/personalities as in Heartverse.

Mikan Meadows Random Notes:

MOODBOARD. | PINTEREST

Threads: Main

Timeline: First meeting end of summer/early fall as the temperatures start to change. He comes around frequently while waiting for a lost soul to make its peace and then they fall into a pattern of regularly scheduled meetings (weekly? monthly?) By winter these move from outdoor locations (beach, graveyard, etc.) to a cabin in the woods.

New Year celebration/dance.

Panic, guilt, backpedaling, angst.

Spring wedding.

[theuniverseawakens347]

But ima play it off bc the back story to the dog is this nigga been asking stalking someone for three months .. it’s already decided and birthed on his bday Dec 5/7 th .. but we sitting Colton’s dog for a weekend for more practice .. and from the day I quit to when we bring Colton back him I’m asking questions “ can we talk to the owner can we see it can I touch it is it paid for “ - he making excuses so I’m like “ nigga ain’t get a dog got my hopes up for nothing to replace failing NOT WANTING TO GET A SECOND job bc he mad I’m not paying rent “ - idr how we did first month but I definitely DID HELP W WHAT I HAD .. sign furniture U FOUND FOR THE LOW LOW AND DIDNT INCORPORATE ME TIL WE PULL UP TO THE MERCH HOUSE “ - I’m selling everything in here lil lady ur eyeing x y n z you can get it for $600 - “ I’ll take it” Daniel … also Sassoon hasn’t run my last pay checks PLUS BEEN SKIPPING ME MONEY .. Lee emails VIVICCA Alissa moron coi leray…

[captainleviswifee]

I love that chapter 25 is the chapter appearance of Levi and at the same time the date of his bday. For that, imma upload all 5 chapters on dec 25 XD

FINALLY LEVI'S APPEARANCE!!

If you're here from my AO3 fanfic, then rejoice. He's finally here XD

Note: This is a draft and is subject to change!

EDIT: This fanfic is only available to registered users of AO3! To avoid it being scraped by AI! Thank you for understanding!

[funrin]

Happy belated birthday Luke Pearce !!! 

[soobinies]

I can’t believe my older dog will be 5 years old next month

It’s been 4 years since I adopted him

[absolutebl]

This Week in BL - I’m Bored & Conflicted

Dec 2022 Wk 2

Being a highly subjective assessment of one tiny corner of the interwebs. Organized by which ones (in each category) I’m enjoying the most.

Ongoing Series - Thai

My School President (Fri YT) 3 of 10 - Honestly Tinn acts and talks like the voice inside of Sarawat’s head (from 2gether), I’ve never seen a bigger simp. The private tutoring was a good idea (Tiew is another one up for best wingman of the year). The way Tinn keeps getting accidentally defeated in his attempts at flirting is fun, and I love how they keep teasing us with tropes and then flipping or subverting them. GMMTV is being clever with audience expectations around the history of Thai BL and I love that. Also finally Gun is starting to feel something back... we enter phase two of a HSBL - moot pining but they both idiots. YES! 

Never Let Me Go (Tues YT) 1 of 12 - GMMTV’s answer to KinnPorsche this is (mafia lite?) spoiled prince + attack dog (whipping boy + bodyguard) suspense BL that’s actually a lot more like Golden Blood. It’s a pleasure to see PondPhuwin in something that’s not FUTS. Jojo (3 Will Be Free) is directing and daddy got himself a bouncing baby drone! We got a very dramatic opening with Paa shot on 18th bday. Puwin’s English is v good. Who knew? And Pond is v good at portraying insta-crush on poor little rich boy and I am not mad about any of it. IT’S GREAT. 

Between Us (Sun iQIYI) 6 of 12 - I still like WinTeam but I’m beginning to get annoyed by how many couples there are (5!) and how many of them were (DeanPharm) or are (BeePrince) in an entirely different show tonally. I understand they needed to pad-out this story, but they shouldn’t have, they should have just given us a shorter show. WATCH ALONG HERE.

609 Bedtime Story (Fri WeTV) 4 of 11 - We are finally getting Dew’s side of the story! And… its kinda dull. 

Remember Me (Sun Gaga) 10 of 12 - So Name is talking now? And they put Ja in a wig too? Did UWMA teach us nothing? Now I’m just annoyed with this show. Some more marriage equality schilling, because Thai BL has an axe to grind these days. Good luck boys! 

I Will Knock You (Fri Gaga) 5 of 12 - Honestly, the costumes in this show are insane and I also kind of like them in an odd way. There’s a Grease thing going on, and thus I keep expecting them to break into song (and being grateful that they don’t). The wardrobe is like the plot and the acting: loud and obvious and not very good but weirdly entertaining. Do I like it? Not really. Am I still watching it? Apparently. 

Ai Long Nhai (Mon iQIYI) 12fin - Yes, Ai did use particles to claim Nhai again. Jealous boy. Honestly, this was kind of an epically boring final ep. 

Ongoing Series - Not Thai

My Tooth Your Love (Taiwan Fri Viki) 11 of 12 - They are so stinking cute together. They also now have all the matching jewelry (not taken by MarkKit). This was a quintessentially them episode 11 of doom, in that they were parted because of communication issues and a maturing relationship occupied by immature characters. Still the leads were apart for most of the episode and that made it a lot less interesting as an episode.

Oh! My Assistant (Korea Thurs Viki) 5-6 of 8 - Kisses and separation! As drama llama episodes go, the reasoning is typically flawed and manufactured, but after watching Why R U? anything goes in an ep 11 (or its equivalent). So I’m still enjoying this show a lot. I don’t need my panicking gay boys and confused bisexuals to behave logically, certainly not in a KBL.

Candy Color Paradox AKA Ameiro Paradox (Japan Fri Gaga) 1 of 8 - A stakeout throws reporter Onoe together with photographer Kaburagi. Kaburagi's haphazard work style and player personality go against Onoe’s ethics. Yet, in joint pursuit of a scandal, these opposites attract move from enemies to lovers. Adapted from manga Ameiro Paradox by Natsume Isaku. Oh no! Our reporter is an unbelievably adorable pouty baby. Also big-ish cast and high production values in a BL, even for Japan. Even though it’s only been a little while since the last JBL, it’s such a pleasure to have one on my watchlist again! And the love interest is a big time flirty player. Very cliché (I still hold that the actor playing him looks like First of JaFirst). This is a lot more serious and a lot less slapstick than I was expecting, and I’m enjoying it because of that. But because it is serious, and this is Japan, we now cannot expect it to end happily. If you or someone who can wait, or likes to binge, and is very invested in an HEA you might want to consider holding off on this one. 

The Director Who Buys Me Dinner (Korea Thurs iQIYI) 1-2 of 10 - A new employee whose director claims to have lived 300 years and insists that they have to date (eat, hug & kiss) if baby doesn't want to die. Office, fated mates, and that’s kinda my jam. I’m always annoyed when I really like a show that’s on iQIYI or WeTV. Sigh. But I really like this show, it has a lot of Japanese elements to it not the least of which is the office setting, but also the personality of the uke character. Hilarious to watch Korea deal with a plot that requires physical contact. It’s weird, but I like it, it’s also extremely short. Like shorter than most KBLs even. Each app is so padded there ultimately less than 10 minutes long (which is why is is 10 esp rather than the usually KBL 8, it’s gonna end up the same length in the end).

Choco Milk Shake (Korea Strongberry Tues YT) 11fin - airs Dec 20th

Happy Ending Romance (Korea Thurs Gaga & Viki) 7-8fin - I actually LOVED the ending, very hinting at poly, and mature. But this show ended up not really being a BL, no tropes and not really a romance either. 

It’s Airing But I’m Not Watching It

War of Y (Thai Gaga) 20 eps - it’s just all too much for me.

2 Moons 3 (Thai) 10 eps - Possibly a future binge watch. Rumor is it’s banal.

Love Bill  (Vietnam Sat YT) - Bah Vinh is back but I’m too distracted. Also there’s a lot of fund raising stuff going on. I’ll wait and binge.

The Star Always Follow You (Vietnam YT) - same Team RL peeps we have seen before (Sunshine, Stupid)

Till the World Ends (Thai YT) 10 eps - ?

Why You... Y Me? (Thai Weds YT) 10 eps - It's not primarily a BL, but another meta show about BL shipping, with side BLs. @heretherebedork is watching it, ask them about it.

Ended This Week

Happy Ending Romance 

In this series, all the gay boys romantically behave like lesbians and professionally like straight dudes. It’s... odd. As a BL it kinda isn’t (sorry to say), there’s no tropes dropped and no real romance beats. This is about ego and dishonesty and pride and there is an elegance to the plot. Which is essentially the idea that possession is not love, and therefore, both men who love the Writer have to prove their love by letting him go. Honestly, I’m not sure how to rate this show. This is a blog about BL and this wasn’t it. 8/10 RECOMMENDED (but not if BL is what you’re after). Full review.

Ai Long Nhai 

Look this show was just a typical Thai BL university pulp about a confident gay and a clueless manic pixie dream boy. It had potential, chemistry, and earnestness going for it, but no plot and not enough side dishes. In the end, it was boring and you know I always rate boring lower than hot messes (because at least the hot mess TRIED). Still, Ai Long Nhai is better than your average Thai BL pulp, nothing happens but at least the nothing mostly shirtless, the gay dads are the BEST, which is about all I can say for it. 6/10 WORTH WATCHING BUT FLAWED

In Case You Missed It

With the help of @isisanna-blog, here’s a cobbled together a Domundi line up (peeps behind Cutie Pie) for 2023 Thai BL. Lots of established pairs and it looks good if they can actually make them all, includes beautiful historicals, paranormal, other high concepts, and a royalty bodyguard romance (knight/prince) with ZeeNew! 

Next Week Looks Like This:

Still coming:

Dec 21 - The New Employee AKA The New Recruit AKA Shinib Sawo from Korea, (prob Gaga or Viki) - From WATCHA (Semantic Error) virginal Seung Hyun scores the office internship of his dreams but on his first day at work he gets into it with his cool reserved boss. As you do. Stars Moon Ji Yong (Once Again). Based on Moscareto's web novel of the same name, directed by openly gay & queer activist Kim Jho Gwang Soo (Just Friends?). 

Dec 28 - H5: Love in the Future from Taiwan (prob Gaga or Viki) - A cheerful and energetic student from 2000 travels to the future (2022), works as a deliveryman, and meets his first customer, an heir with a domineering personality. Directed by Nancy Chen (HIStory 4, Papa & Daddy).

I’m working on my end of year wrap ups, trends lists, and BL stats reported. Let me know in a comment if there is any specifically you want to know of have deep feels about. 

THIS WEEK’S BEST MOMENTS

Beautiful pining work you’re doing there, Palm. Yearn, baby, yearn. (Never Let Me Go)

Fated mates, always a favorite of mine. (The Director who Buys Me Dinner)

GMMTV got itself a drone. Not sure how I feel about this. 

Games is my spirit animal (609 Bedtime Story) 

(last week)

[accio-victuuri]

CPN : Ximalaya strikes again ⚡️

I delayed posting about this cause I wanted to ramble more. lol. and I’m personally curious with the frequency of his audio recordings lately. 📻

➡️ So I’ll start with what’s been going around and questioned by alot of BXGs. Another mystery voice popping up. How many mystery voices do we really need to catch? LOL. Anyway. The episode in question is Episode 75. I uploaded it here and listen if you hear something aside from his voice. Along the 8sec mark.

( translation: Today I will share with you about a law. If a passenger finds out that the air conditioner - that should be on - is off, they can legally request a refund. )

🤡 speculations:

• The “voice” is Like someone counting down or saying “it’s done” or “is it done”. As if he needs to reach a certain timestamp or length or recording.

• He is speaking fast because he wants to do the 17 second time length. The one we heard is either counting down to make sure he does reach that mark or asking if he is done already. In kadian 17 means together. Why is it so important to Kadian this? Well. His past recording lengths are as follows:

Episode 72 : 23 seconds Episode 73: 13 seconds Episode 74: 33 seconds

All very sensitive numbers. Ai Zhan. Yi Zhan. Zhan Zhan. Together.

Together? Well. They are both in Beijing since 12/6/2021. He started posting those episodes mentioned 12/5.

So whether it is GG whose voice was caught in his recording or the Kadian route, well, take what you want with this. BXGs are really keeping an eye out on his Ximalaya posts because of what happened before.

➡️ Now, I wanna move on to his post frequency. Just a sort of background to those who don’t know why him posting consistently is pretty sus. When the brand new CPN about Ximalaya came up, alot of people were “what the hell is xmly?”. Even I was confused cause I forgot that he still had that on. Lol.

If you look at his account, there are 81 uploads. 75 of it are his own audio recordings marked as “episodes” and the rest are promos. I looked at show description, it said expected to be until 200 episodes. I’m not sure if he is contractually obligated to reach that or is it’s just a usual number that shows like his achieve.

His topics really has a wide range. from motos ( yes he did an episode about rossi for his bday ), lego, random facts, astronomy things ( my fave ) and greetings etc. but the posting frequency for the past months.

122021: 5

112021: 4

102021: 0

092021: 2

082021: 1

072021: 0

062021: 2

Well, It isn’t much. He’s always busy and we have no insider information on how he records these and what’s the whole process. but it’s still interesting how it increased in Nov- Dec. add the CPN that GG is using his account. Probably GG is fond of this app lately and the idea of a podcast.

( LOLOLOLOL I just remembered this Q&A! Hahahahahaha! It’s so him and truly something people should learn to do. If you don’t like something, then go. Don’t look at it. )

TRIVIA : Just a trip down memory lane that his XMLY Ad when he was announced as their endorser was notorious for CPN. One of which is the place it was shot ( as shared by the xmly staff ) looks similar to the scenery posted by GG on his oasis. 👀

Also this lovely thing right here: 👇🏼

I’ll definitely be keeping an eye out on his future uploads. This is all CPN. Who knows if it means something or nothing. Another coincidence? 👀

src: https://m.weibo.cn/detail/4714076212822102

[ambivartence]

tagged by @njaems ily mel <3

name: siyuan sign: sagittarius height: 5'4" / 162 cm time: 02:48 am lol birthday: dec 19 favorite band/artist: right now it's kihyun!! my friend gifted me both of his solo albums for my bday bc i listened to voyager and youth so much hehe <3 last movie: glass onion last show: just finished ateez salary lupin today :] the new years episode made me cry when they surprised all the members with their mothers' cooking and handwritten letters 😭 when I created this blog: like probably 8 years ago idk but i became recently active on kpopblr at the end of 2020 :) before that i didnt really interact w anyone on here what I post: kpop drawings and gifs :] other blogs: my art insp blog @dreambivartence and my relatively inactive jacob + idols with flowers sideblog @jacob-bae mainly bc i love that url and the blog theme <3 do I get asks: yes but im so bad at answering them on time lol not me egotistically reblogging ask games so i can receive some attention and then not answering until 3-5 business days later 😔 followers: so many! too many (jkjk the more bots the merrier i guess!! lol) but @ humans how do yall put up w me 😂💕 average hours of sleep: 6-8 hours but i can easily sleep 12+ hours if i don't have morning plans LOL instruments: um... i can use drawing instruments. pencils. brushes. my tablet pen. i can play very shaky scales on the piano and some basic chords on the ukulele lol dream job: "no job hahaha" <- so real mel. tho also open to be an atz or skz makeup artist <3 dream trip: currently trying to recruit my friends to go on a korea trip next year and maybe japan or taiwan but we are famously very bad at deciding on plans favorite songs: youth by kihyun <3 i literally listen to almost nothing else these days i literally have a one track mind 😉😂

tagging (no obligation! sorry if u've already been tagged): @alrightyaphroditie @being-simba @brianbangs @dive-in-the-blue @jongseobie @joon-rkive @junjunies @lonelystreetlight @neoleeline @skzandnct

[tsintotwo]

Hello, I saw your post about Tom's birthday and I'm confused- his IMDB page says his bday is on Dec. 21, but other sites say it is on Dec. 5. So, what's the truth?

Thanks for your blog, you're amazing!

Hi! There was this confusion, yes, but as I understand, Tom confirmed it to a fan at the German Comic-Con to be 5 December, plus Mason Alexandar Park posted a video of Tom on insta on 5 Dec saying Happy Birthday. The date used to be 21 Dec on Wiki too, it was changed after the con. There's an unofficial Tom Sturridge account on twitter that shares news regarding him, they also posted saying it's 5 Dec (but Tom apparently 'liked' that people didn't know and were confused between two dates 🤷‍♀️). Hope this helps.

Thank you ❤️ And thanks for being here!

[myphotodiaries]

fri dec 2 22 - finals day 5/7 - 🗒️

i got an A for my spanish oral exam!!! 2/3 finals done.. my last final is sunday for spanish again :0 today was my bfs bday so we went out to dinner & have some more plans tmw night.. i also made him a cake & he loved his gift so i’m feeling pretty good after the very stressful week i’ve had

++ finished 3/3 library books … it honestly wasn’t very good and i basically skimmed the last few chapters :( debating on if i get more library books and take them home with me over break or just read the books i alr have in washington hmm

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🎧 | sweater weather (the neighbourhood)

📚| i sold andy warhol (too soon) (richard polsky)

[gargoylebinch]

hi my bday is Mon (dec 5) If anyone would like to buy me boba that'd be the most amazing thing I could ever ask for c:

[bigxjayxnas]

#TBT taking it back to @bigxjayxnas Jay Z Birthday in 2014 with @djmistercee at Deja Vu party at the @thedl with @djenuff @dcashflow74 RIP VooDoo Ray. TONIGHT TONIGHT: BIGxJAYxNAS: 9 YEAR ANNIVERSARY + JAY Z BIRTHDAY TRIBUTE 7PM-1AM (RSVP LINK IN BIO) REPOST @classicmaterialny: Thursday Dec 1st join us as we celebrate the 9 Year Anniversary of the @bigxjayxnas party @thebreakersbk on the 1’s & 2’s we have @djdoowop & @snkrjoe.dj CMNY will be giving away a few BIGxJAYxNAS t shirts. In honor of Jay Z’s bday some lucky guest will be able to purchase a CMNY fitted “Nobody Rep Brooklyn Like Me” & 5 lucky guest will have a chance at purchasing a JaiBoi limited edition figure by @ampmgallery (ahh man I might need another one for my collection)!! Special guest @dozitosway718 will be playing some tracks from his Reasonable Doubt remix album. This event is hosted by Mr. CMNY. Thank you @snkrjoe.dj for rocking with us!! Music by Notorious BIG, Junior Mafia, Lil Kim, Faith Evans, Mary J Blige, The Lox, Mase, Puff Daddy, Craig Mac, Black Rob, Shyne, G Dep, Carl Thomas, 112, Total Jay Z, Memphis Bleek, Kanye, Beyonce, Diplomats, Beanie Siegel, Amil, DMX, Jaz-O, Freeway, State Property, Young Gunz Nas, AZ, Mobb Deep, Foxy Brown, CNN, Nature, Cormega #biggie #biggiesmalls #ripbig #christopherwallace #NotoriousBIG #Bedstuy #bigpoppa #badboyrecords #brooklynsfinest #Brooklyn #newyork #newyorkcity #nyc #hiphop #rap #jayz #jigga #shawncarter #rocafella #rocafellarecords #rocnation #nas #queens #nastynas #nastradamus #nasirjones #nasescobar #illmatic https://www.instagram.com/p/ClpJJtHPWLz/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

[cmtcahrule]

Statistics from LC IG account: Year 2019

I am going to share some data and observations and ask questions.

Liz had 270 posts on IG (not stories) in 365 days. Compare that to 402 in 2016; 501 in 2017 and 362 in 2018.

Travel: Travel slowed down in 2019. These dates come from her posts so not sure if they are accurate.

Jan 1-9 – Cayman Islands; Jan 26-28 – Utah Feb 4-7 – Colorado (Aspen); Feb 8-10 – Dallas; Feb 12-16 – London; Feb 26 – Austin March 15-20 – NYC; March 26-April 2 – Doha April 14 – San Antonio May 7-10 – NYC; May 11 – Chicago; May 17 – Dallas June 19-30 – London July 5-14 – Italy – Capri/Positano/Sicily; July 17-31 - London Aug 1-16 – London (maybe a side trip to Italy on Aug 14) Sept 25 – Denver; Sept 29—30 – NYC Oct 15-17 – NYC; Oct 21 – NYC; Oct 24-31 – London Nov 8-17 – Austin/Dallas; Nov 27-28 – Dallas Dec 1-2 – Denver; Dec 31 – Cabo, Mexico

AH liked 22 of LCs posts in 2019 which was noticeably difference from liking most all of her posts in 2018. The posts he liked included: 2018 year end recap, LC ENCOURAING HIM TO BE AN INSTAGRAM HUSBAND, AH kayaking with the kids, 3 generations of Hammers, Harper, Liz filming a commercial, kids with the Easter bunny, Ford’s first day of preschool, kids Halloween pics, Liz getting outstanding alumni award, kids at Bird Bakery, Armie and Liz at GOCampaign at NeueHouse, Ford, Family Thanksgiving, Harper with Christmas stocking, Liz selfie in dress with poofy sleeves, Harper’s 5th birthday, Disney on Ice with kids, and Archie’s 9th birthday.

AH only posted 2 likes on her IG account between JANUARY 9-SEPTEMBER 10. Most likes were in Jan/Nov/Dec. AH stopped posting on his IG account between Mar 31-Sept 6. His last post on his IG account about LC was in March 2019.

TC posted 3 times on LCs account in 2019: July 11 (LC saying they should open up a Bird Bakery in Lipari, Italy); Aug 25 (San Vicente Inn bday party); and Sept 3 (National Relaxation Day - Liz and Armie on moped). Both Pauline and Giulliang liked 4 of her posts each.  

Overall, unlike 2018, there were far fewer postings and many more postings of LC doing her own thing.

January starts off with TC showing off the beautiful sex dungeon culture bib at the Golden Globes while AH and LC are in the Cayman Islands. TC was in LA from at least Jan 3-12 and is seen with AH and LC in Beverly Hills on Jan 12. Between Jan 16-18, TC was in London and Paris but was then back in LA from Jan 21-28 for the Actors Roundtable (21st) and SAG awards (28th). AH and LC celebrated Ford’s 2nd birthday (14th), Niki’s 30th birthday (26th), and the Wounds premier at Sundance (27-28). Pretty lowkey month.

In February, AH accompanied LC to the Next Gen Philanthropic Leader Award ceremony and then LC takes off for Aspen with a load of girlfriends on a ski trip (4-7). LC posted AHs March 2019 GQ cover and said “he was off the gram” in February prepping for a role. In her post she says: You are going to want to pick up this issue since Le Trackie is making a comeback appearance. Her Feb 10 post is awkward – she is dancing with AH as part of Harper’s Preschool Gala but it looks so staged/fake. He looks like he does not want to kiss her. AH/LC/TC run into each other in London Feb. 12 and take a photo op near their respective mag covers. TC was in London for BAFTA (10th) and posted the three stars/Berlin shoes IG story on the 11th. AH is supposed to be filming Dreamland this month but I don’t have a date on this. The Hammers Valentine’s Day pic looks fake and AH is just going along with it.

In March, TC is filming Dune in Budapest and facetiming AH regularly. AH goes on Jimmy Fallon promoting Hotel Mumbai (and shares w/ Jimmy that he in fact has just facetimed TC that morning). Again, March 2019 is the last time AH posts about LC on his IG account. Only other activity of note is the trip to NYC in mid-March for Hotel Mumbai press. Niki is there and the Fallon interview takes place. AH has the Dreamland vibe/look going on. LC heads off to Doha solo at the end of the month for the Fashion Trust Arabia awards and Love Ball Arabia and posts a lot of pics of herself.  

Starting in April, LC posts a lot fewer posts on IG. TC is in Jordan filming Dune all month long and I bet AH is lonely without him. LC posts an April 6 date night pic with AH, but once again, it looks fake and he won’t be seen kissing her. They are in Palm Springs with the kids for spring break. It also makes me ask the question: who takes these pics of them? In late April, LC posts about them moving into a new home.

TC is wrapping up the Dune shoot in Hungary and Budapest in May. What I took note of in June is LCs post on May 8 showing a Timmy look a like on the runway at the LV show in NYC. I also need to have someone shed some light on what AH was doing in Chicago on May 11. Her post of them walking down the street with him in a white bathrobe is odd. LC posted a 9 year anniversary pic of her and AH on May 23. They are at the River Café. There is one in London and NYC but she was in neither city on the 23rd so it must be an old pic. AH is sticking his tongue out at her suggestively in this pic. Why, and it is cringe. Again, it feels staged.

Rebecca filming began in London on June 3. AH is there the whole month. LC posted she was celebrating PRIDE week on June 8. I noted on Liz’s Father’s Day post on June 16 she did not call AH her HUSBAND but rather referenced him by his IG handle. LC and kids headed to London on June 19 and stayed there until August 18. TWO MONTHS. Pretty hard to have an affair with Lily James during this time I would imagine. Unless it was when LC took off to party in Italy for 10 days in July. LC posted another strange pic of her and AH together at a pub on June 22 where AH is hiding his face behind her and nuzzling her neck. I don’t think AH wanted anyone to see him being affectionate with her.  

Liz was in Italy from July 5-14 – 10 days. I think she left the kids with AH in London except that there is one photo of her and Harper on a boat in Naples on July 5 and one of her and Harper in Capri on July 6. The next time you see the kids is in a pic in London on July 17 welcoming her back from Italy. So did she go from London to Italy to London to Italy to London? The rest of the month is site-seeing in London with her and the kids.

August 2019 is when a magazine drops hints a divorce is on the horizon. TC wraps up shooting Dune in Norway (remember the Norway travel book on AHs bookshelf earlier this year?) and is in Amsterdam with Will from Aug 6-9. Side note: I love TCs IG story in Amsterdam on Aug 6 where he is walking down the street at night mouthing some rap song – so sexy! The King promo begins this month and the trailer is out – what better place to celebrate than Amsterdam! We get a Hammer family photo op on Aug 10 (we see their backsides while they are walking down a street in London) and then they all arrive back home in LA on the 17th. LCs birthday post on Aug 19 is lowkey – a sexy AH with the kids at the house with a cake wishing her a happy birthday. But then we fast forward to the joint adult birthday party at the San Vicente Inn on the 24th that includes a post of LC and LRD in a sexy hug. What??? Why was LRD at the party supposedly making out with LC? I thought she was TCs “girlfriend”. Shortly after the party, we get the Happy Angry Birthday Blind Gossip article. This article mentions that AH had gone off for a long period of time during the party to talk to someone on the phone. And LC calls him a liar and he says to stop being a bitch. My notes show that TC was attending one of Guillian’s concerts at a small venue that weekend in NYC. Maybe AH was on the phone with TC??? Interestingly, TC “liked” LCs birthday post from the San Vicente Inn on Aug 25 so it must be one big happy MODERN family. I took note of LCs birthday post to AH on Aug 28. It is AH looking his finest but now instead of her calling him my HUSBAND she calls him MY PERSON.

AH is smoking ribs in the backyard at the beginning of Sept for his birthday. TC is off showing the world and AH just how sexy he is in a silver HA suit at the Sept 2 The King premier in Venice. I am not sure what to make of LCs post on Sept 3 of her and AH riding a moped together. She is recognizing National Relaxation Day and when you listen to AH speak on the moped it sounds like stage directions. On Sept 20, I notice LC puts out a post saying “Nobody puts baby in the corner.” And I am thinking except for maybe a Mr. Chalamet. I think AH treats himself to a private b-day celebration in London from Sept 6-16. He posts a pic of him drinking a pint at a pub with friends on the 6th. Important to note: TC “likes” an AH post for the first time in 9 months. Just to make sure everyone is clear that both boys are STRAIGHT and not seeing each other after this “like” we have the Capri boat sham. AH is back in LA at the gym with friends on Sept. 16. The DOTN shoot begins in London on Sept 30.

Side note: For all you detectives out there, can you please help me find out where TC was on Saturday, Sept 7? Was he celebrating with AH in London? I have notes that say TC was heading to Toronto from Europe on the 8th but now cannot find that reference. And then how do the dates overlap with the Capri boat sham.  

AH films DOTN with that sexy pornstache in London in October. Andrew Aciman releases the Find Me novel and AH and TC really do “find each other” at the London premiere of The King on Oct 3. Too bad for us and AH that TC didn’t show up with the black HA cutout suit because it would have been a total mindfuck - agree! Maybe TC modeled it for AH in his hotel room. While all this is going on, LC is back at home honoring Female Founders at an event with Rachel Zoe. What else is going on? AH stops wearing his wedding ring; meets up with Luca for dinner and TC heads off to Busan with a big grin and a mighty limp after calling in a sick day to hang out with his lover and skip promo. LC is in London Oct 24-30 but we see no pics of AH or the kids…just her at a LV show and tourist sites. My mind wonders: Is she trying to show the public she is still attached to AH? Finally, TC is at The King premiere in Beverly Hills on the 26th and stays in LA until Nov 3.

LC heads home from London for Halloween to celebrate with the kids. TC is in Long Beach to open up the Kid Cudi concert on Nov 3. Not sure exactly when AH gets home from London but he shows up at an event with LC on Sept 18 – supporting the GO CAMPAIGN. Kid Cudi is at this event. LC posts several pics of AH and her at this event but they just don’t give off the same loving vibe as they did in 2016. In one of her pics she writes: “And then they learned to smile.” OK. LC spends a lot of time in Texas during November (from the 8th-17th). She accepts the outstanding alumni award from her college alma mater. At the end of November, AH is shooting a National Geographic segment in Sardinia (learning how to suck a goat’s teet) and then heads to Dallas for Thanksgiving with the family.

The start of December has the family in Denver celebrating Harper’s birthday. We also know AH is in Hawaii on Dec 5-6 filming Next Goal Wins and visiting gay bars. TC is off in NYC at the Little Women premiere (7th) and makes a Jimmy Fallon appearance (9th). TC flies to Paris on Dec 10 and we see him in a LW press event wearing that delicious red LV jacket. We watch him watching the CMBYN scene where he plays the piano for Oliver (Dec 12) and lusts after him. The London LW premiere is Dec 16 and along with it that cute Gorillaz t-shirt. We next see AH in LA on Dec 9 in a Christmas shot with Santa and the kids. I took note that AH IS NOT WEARING HIS WEDDING RING in this pic and he has showed up to an event in jeans and a ball cap whereas other attendees are a bit more dressed up. It just gives off a whole “IDGAF vibe. I am done with photo ops.” He does redeem himself with the sexy rope belt though. Sorry Harper and Ford – I digress. LC puts out an interesting @cakebytim post on Dec 12. LC also posts a pic of her and AH and the kids to commemorate Harper’s 5th birthday – the ring finger is hidden again. On Dec. 17 LC says she “feels more powerful surrounded by other powerful women” in an IG post. On Dec 18, LC and AH take the kids to Disney on Ice at the Staples Center and then they celebrate Archie’s 5th birthday. LC makes sure to let everyone know that “Archie has stayed a loyal companion while maintaining a heathy level of indifference”. AH is off to Riyadh, Saudi Arabia for the MDL Beast Festival (Dec 20-22). There he paints two blue letter Ts on his forehead and lets off some steam. We see TC celebrating his birthday at a restaurant with Kid Cudi in NYC on Dec 28. AH and LZ spend Christmas in LA with the kids which is interesting because they have spent Christmas in Denver the last 3 years. 

Everything from 2019 looks fake and staged between them IMHO. Especially in comparison to the 2016 and 2017 posts. It looks like AH and LC are just trying to show the public they are still one big happy family while AH carries on his romance behind the scenes with TC. However, their posts are not fooling many of us. I will close out 2019 letting everyone know that AH wore the BOYFRIEND sweater on Christmas Day while everyone opened presents. Ho Ho Ho Merry Christmas.  

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every single color for the ask box thingy 😽😼 (,if u wanna lol)

Invade my privacy. Do it.

Purple: 10 facts about my room

i used to share it with my sister, my wardrobe is about to fall apart any minute cuz it's old and sucks, i have 3 different fairy lights in there, the walls are white now but they used to be yellow and blue, there's a dent in a wall from the time i threw a chair, the message chair my mother bought my dad for his 40th bday is in my room but it's broken and i dont want it but there's nowhere else to put it, there are also exactly 4 posters of my favorite kpop girlgroup, the bookshelf in my room is actually way too small for all the books im planning to buy in the future but there's no space for another shelf, the lightbulb in my room take a while to fully light up so whenever i turn on the light it gradually .. slowly .... gets brighter, my brother's been trying to get me to switch rooms with him for ages cuz his is smaller but i wont

Blue: 9 facts about my family

albanians from kosovo, i still have relatives living in kosovo but most of my family's abroad (mainly germany, austria and switzerland) by now, i have two younger siblings, i grew up with my siblings and 5 of our cousins in one house until i was 10 so we were 8 kids in total (i was the oldest), i have about 50 cousins in total, my brother got engaged last year on dec 26th and then married just 2 days after, my grandpa was the first in our family to emigrate to germany in 1970 and he went all alone, my dad was born in kosovo two years after that and then came to germany in 1986 when he was 14, my parent's marriage was arranged and my mother had no problem with that but my dad really wasn't happy with it

Green: 8 facts about appearance

my hair's red currently, but naturally it's dark brown, my hair's pretty long like lower back length but also damaged as hell, i'm 5'5 / 165cm, i have dark eyes, also long finger nails and they're a pain sometimes BUT i keep them long because i used to be a huge nail-biter and im proud i could stop that habit, i had straight bangs for a few months but they look terrible now cuz im growing them out, u'll rarely see me without nail polish

Yellow: 7 facts about my childhood

i think i repressed the memory of most of it cuz i barely remember anything tbh lmao, in 3rd grade we had obligatory swimming lessons every 2 weeks and i almost drowned once (i couldnt swim back then and im still a terrible swimmer), i almost hung myself on accident while playing with one of my cousins, watching digimon after kindergarten/elementary school was my biggest happiness, like i said earlier we were eight kids but our parents didn't want to waste money on toys we'd eventually break anyways so we'd always have to come up with games ourselves (like jumping from a small wall onto the binbags in the backyard, throwing stones instead of balls .......), i once got so angry i whacked my brother over the head with a belt buckle and his head bled so hard he had to be driven to the hospital anyways i still cant stand the sight of blood, my cousin and i once played in our grandpa's car but one of us accidentally released the handbreak and the car rolled backwards with us still in it and the adults who were outside freaked OUT

Orange: 6 facts about my home town

it's not really a town it's just a village with a little over 3k ppl, i moved here when i was about 2 years old, then i moved a couple streets away when i was 10 bc my parents were tired of so many people in one house, my 9th/10th grade german teacher lives like 2 minutes away from me, my elemtary school building isn't used anymore cuz they build a new school building right next to it where the park was but the new one's kind ugly (and too small apparently), we have like 5 or 6 cemetries here

Red: 5 facts about my best friend

i dont have one best friend but rather a group of best friends so one fact for each of them: two of them are twins i met 5 years ago, another one has been my friend for like 11 years ? we've never actually met tho but we probably will this year, another one lives in indonesia but we've known each other for pretty much 6 years now, i've met this friend about 6 years ago on twitter too and we love remembering the beef between some of our shared mutuals and friends what a fun time, last one is also from indonesia and i havent known her for as long as the others (maybe 3 years or something) but we grew close so quickly so now instead of our names it's always beloved this beloved that .. everyone's sick of us probbly

Pink: 4 facts about my parents

im not close to my mother at all like she might as well be a stranger to me that's how terrible our relationship is, im kind of close to my dad but even with him it's more of a "i hate you one moment and love you the next" kind of thing, like i said earlier my dad initially didnt want to get married to my mother because no one even asked him lmao his dad was just like "son ... i found a wife for u" and that was that. he accepted it after a while but from what i've heard from my uncles he didn't even want to be in the same room as her at first, they've been married for almost 28 years now

White: 3 facts about my personality

im extremely introverted, doesn't mean i enjoy staying in all the time cuz i also get bored so quickly, it takes a lot to genuinely make me angry

Grey: 2 facts about my favorite things

right now my favorite thing is mahoyaku so i'll just drop 2 facts about that: one of the characters canonically fucked for sugar, another character canonically eats dirt and charcoal and plates (mistook plate for cookie)

Black: 1 fact about the person I like

i dont like anyone tbh