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I wanna be so full of babies, painfully full, leaking milk like a faucet. I wanna be so addled by pregnancy hormones that I become little more than a dumb cow. Goddd I wanna be a stupid baby factory so baddd
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I should hope so 🤭🤰
It fits well, doesn't it? When you're more belly than woman, it's no wonder the Boys around you are gonna start seeing you as just that.
You're an accessory to your Husband. Something other people will see and know that he's doing well in life. They don't see a person, just the big bulging womb that's carrying his babies.
#his baby factory#pregnancy#pregnant#anti feminism#patriarchy#anti feminist#women are baby factories
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Anti-feminism is such an obvious choice when you really accept the fact that men simply relieving the pressure in their balls leaves us women burdened with accommodating the consequences of that moment of male bliss for the rest of our lives. Feminism never had a chance. We simply don't have a shred of equality when we are so easily controlled.
Oops, you got bred. A momentary mistake on his part and you're staring down at a belly that's getting bigger and rounder by the day. Accident or not, he's got his baby inside you now, and you have a lot more months to watch your body change and grow because of his 30 seconds of pleasure.
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Our 78 year old Italian neighbour Josie might not remember my name, and may never get my pronouns right, but the thing is: We Are Besties and I am totally obsessed with her. She blasts disco music 24 hours a day. She chain smokes. She is so obsessed with Vegemite that she cut a holiday visiting family back home short because she was seized by Cravings. She took her first ever selfie with me. She flirts with my fiancé. Once I had to rescue her from her finding a lizard in her toaster. She drinks her first coffee of the day at like 4 am. Recently she told me “if anyone tries to take you away from me… I will kill them” with total seriousness and I fully reciprocate it. She is a constant source of chaos in our lives. I would do anything for her and I love her with all my heart
#josieposting#you don’t understand. she’s the best person on earth#she glares and smokes out the front while wearing all black and heavy eyeliner. my friends have asked if we live next door to a witch#she got fired from the arnotts factory in 1960 something because she stood up for an Aboriginal coworker… BEFORE SHE SPOKE ENGLISH#she put up string lights in her house because she liked that WE had them in OUR house#we are going to buy her a record player for her birthday#she is so obsessed with how Charlie does the ironing. she’s not really across how queers work. she’s like wow… he’s helping you…#she was wearing miniskirts out dancing until age 50 like. wow… legend…#she also voted yes in the referendum. constantly unexpectedly progressive woman#she recently asked a new neighbour what his religion was because she didn’t want to say ‘god bless you’ unless it was appropriate 🥲🥲🥲#COBURG BABY!!!!
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Also funny thing but the image of Bugs pulling a rosemary walten is very funny to me idk why
Gods y’all better hope Charles doesn’t go searching
#And if he finds out that Poppy not only trapped his Baby Nephew(Tm) in the factory#but also nearly killed him when she crashed the train?#Uh porcelain does not hold up well against a solid metal cane#phrart#phrog croaks#ask phrog#the three d’s#LMAOAOA Uncle’s going to choose VIOLENCE
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Every time my Husband gets his big strong hands on my belly I can't help but just melt into his arms 💖💖 he rests his hand on my belly and rubs it while not even looking my way now, and when he plays with my belly button literally my mind goes blank! 💙💙🤰
You can’t help but love when i give your big pregnant gut the attention it deserves, worshipping all of it and being proud that i made that, rubbing my hand all over it, giving it some kisses, or giving attention to that outie of a belly button you got with the pregnancy, poking, rubbing, kissing or licking it.
You’re happy of how big you are, smiling every time you feel our big and healthy babies in there whenever I give your big belly some attention, even though the kicks are strong, you always leave me to play with your baby bump, maybe they’re reaching out to mom and dad?
Sometimes I don’t have to be the one to ask to give attention to that belly, sometimes you come to me, naked and proudly showing off what I gave you, that pair of puffy milk jugs and that prominent full with twins belly, you hold your belly and press it against my face as I begin to kiss or lick it lovingly, my hands reaching to rub the sides.
That little session of attention turns into desire, then to lust, then to an evening of passionate love making, the cock that made you so pregnant going back inside like it had done before, you moan lovingly and pant at the feeling your puffy pussy is getting, holding your belly almost in a protective way, your hands rubbing the back of my head when I latch onto one of your breasts and begin to drink that sweet nectar they made.
Rough but gentle enough, after some time of all that attention, teasing, foreplay, sex you moan as we reach the climax and a gush of warm fluid escapes your vagina…oops! Maybe I was a bit rough baby? I made your water break…get ready to start pushing
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Daniel Ricciardo at the Red Bull Factory today
#Daniel ricciardo#Christian Horner#I love a hq photo ft. a v bald man it’s my favourite kind#baby boy already at the factory????#putting in some extremely competitive sim times for silverstone this weekend????#(does beg the question tho of how much time he spent at home and if he actually got to spend his birthday there ) :(#dr#ch#silverstone23
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congruent of d'deridahn
#redacted audio#redacted asmr#redactedverse#art#illustration#redacted vega#redacted carpe deus#carpe deus#back to factory settings baby!!!!!!!!#yall are in my house now so im telling you about design choices#vega being first out the oven makes him a very special boy so he gets white horns instead of red#his hair is white and longer because he hasnt had the chance to learn what a haircut is yet#i just think its neat when inhuman 'holy' characters have white as a key colour#his eyes are red like d'deridahn's and they eventually fade to gold#in my heart all d(a)emons started with solid scleras and irises in their respective colour#but the more they embraced (*) humanity the more their eyes shifted to match human ones#par exemple if vega didnt have a death grip on his identity his eyes would probably be normal golden brown ones#his scars (which he kept to be scary and unsettle people because he could 100% just heal them) are gone#and he's got d'deridahn's face markings#huh?#oh yeah the bathroom is upstairs and to the left
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Did Saint-Just ever talk about women’s education?
He sure did! In his Fragments sur les institutions républicaines, he details his idea for the education of girls. Which is as follows:
Les filles sont élevées dans la maison maternelle.
(The girls are educated in maternal home)
That's it. And it comes after a lengthily discussion on the education of boys. So it does sound like SJ remembered girls only as an afterthought, and didn't have much to say on the topic. (I mean, he definitely didn't have much to say on the topic because if he had more ideas, he'd write them down).
Now, I am not sure what this means exactly. That girls should not have much education? Or that any education done to girls should be done in the home? (Those are two very, very different options). SJ was big on protecting girls and women from sexual violence (sometimes seen as going outside without a protector), so maybe this is a reflection on that? Don't get me wrong, this whole education for women is a big L from him, but he grew up at a time where female literacy was becoming a norm, at least for bourgeoise girls. They would get some education on things deemed important for a girl; SJ's own sisters were literate. So I doubt he would want girls to have absolutely no education, or only what their mother can teach (?) I mean, maybe? But that would be mega stupid, because you want the woman of the future Republic to know enough about the world so they can instill patriotic values in their daughters, so they can be good mothers and wives of the future republicans, if nothing else.
So my interpretation is that he got caught so much into developing that idea of friendship-filled, Sparta-inspired program of education for boys that he forgot about the existence of girls until late. And he didn't care that much about it, past "yes, girls get some education". So yes, an L from SJ on this one, but it is too limited to conclude what exactly he thought about the education of women or what he saw as an "appropriate" education for them.
#ask#anonymous#frev#saint-just#my guess is that he wouldn't approve of very educated women#so definitely an L#but literacy and knowing at least a bit about things was a norm#in fact#there is the whole late 18c push for spouses to be closer and hold conversations#and the husband was expected to educate his wife on things and they would talk about it#it was seen as progressive and bonding approach#because the push was to see your wife as a companion and not just a sex and baby factory#so husband educating his wife and teaching her stuff was valued#and we see examples of that - like le bas offering to teach babet stuff#no idea if sj shared those beliefs#but those were popular in his social circle#so i can see this arrangement as being a continuation of education for women in his dream republic#just a guess though - he didn't speak of it anywhere
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Listen to every craving! Don't worry about your figure, you don't matter. Relax, it's just the way things are. Let His seed inside you guide your choices, growing Him a big strong baby is what matters. Your body is made for His use. Staying thin and useless is idiotic, serve your purpose and grow His babies. None of your body is for you, not even what you eat is for you, so be a good hostess and eat up!
#preggo belly#his baby factory#patriarchy kink#pregnancy cravings#misogyny kink#misogyny#patriachy#serving the patriarchy#female subjugation#big pregnant belly#anti feminist women#anti feminism#embrace your femininity#pregnant housewife#pregnant feedee#pregnancy captions
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I feel like we don’t acknowledge the level of trauma Remus Lupin went through when he was four and a werewolf came through his window whilst he was sleeping and mauled him. like he would have died rather than be turned if his dad hadn’t shown up throwing spells about. that shit is heavy
#remus lupin#we always talk about Sirius' family and im sorry but werewolf trumps that in my mind#I love my angst factories#hp#marauders#I’ve been reading wolf star fics lately can you tell#surprisingly I find there’s more angst about Sirius’ childhood than about the time someone tried to kill 4yr old Remus in his bedroom#most don’t even touch on it#they just have Remus feeling like a monster and then the full moon every now and again + feeling I’ll#*ill#like bro he was ATTACKED. BY A GROWN MAN. WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING. IN HIS OWN BEDROOM.#that 100% should’ve been a safe place for Remus and he probably never felt safe there again#I certainly don’t think he slept in his room for month. he slept in his parents’ bed.#but also his parents were trying to fix him. and he was a baby werewolf with no real understanding of what was happening to him#and they were scared of him#i’m not crying you are#anyway fuck jkr
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i don't think i'll ever get over how people treat kids that aren't good in school as worthless no matter what. "oh it can't be that bad" my guy idk how to tell you this but the last time i went to a normal high school the principal called me into his office to brag about how he failed me in all of my classes before the semester was even finished & i should quit while i'm ahead cuz i'm too stupid ("officially" diagnosed as such by a school counselor & a psychiatrist!!) to succeed. & this is considered normal
#''poor teachers!!'' yeah well at least they can fucking quit & go work somewhere else#''okay but times are different than when you went to school in the 1970's'' this was 2016 my guy. shut the fuck up#''well maybe you were a violent & severely misbehaving kid!'' i wasn't. i have ADHD & severe anxiety disorder & depression#my biggest crime was being too exhausted & dopamine deprived to do my homework#my dad talks about how he was treated in school & i'm like damn dude i went through the same exact shit#how is it that a majority of teachers & principals are still abusive power-tripping pieces of shit 60 years later#why haven't things changed#well actually the answer is simple & it's because they want disabled people to disappear#& if abled students that simply disagree with the way things are done get caught in the crossfire then that is acceptable#because anyone not fit to make billionaires a billion more dollars should just die!#anyways here are my original tags from that gravity falls post i just reblogged:#I know this is supposed to be an appreciation post but like. ''for being the ''dumb one'' he's surprisingly rational.'' seriously??#as ''the dumb'' but ''surprisingly rational'' one of my family this is THEE biggest misunderstanding & it drives me up the fucking wall#just because a person struggles in one area doesn't mean they're stupid & should be an irrational dumb dumb idiot baby holy fuckkk#sorry to OP but even when people try to ''appreciate'' stuff like this they can't help but throw in insults#simply because they genuinely believe that ''even though you're stupid you SURPRISINGLY act competent sometimes'' is a compliment#I'm less mad about this & more sad that this kind of shit is still so prevalent in 2024#both Stanley & Stanford are smart & competent & rational#they just show it in different ways & exceed in different (sometimes overlapping) subjects#this is normal for human beings but the big societal scam is that if you don't do it in the way Ford does then you're stupid & a failure#& being surprised that Stan is also smart & competent in his own ways is the biggest sing that you fucking fell for it dude#btw before i get @ ed for this. i WAS that kid#i was so much that kid the school actually diagnosed me with stupid & spiteful & i was told to quit while i was ahead (they failed me befor#obviously this is very personal for me but also i don't think people realize the language they use is on purpose & it's used specifically t#& it's still happening right now & that just. makes me wanna cry honestly#like why are people still surprised that people can specialize in something despite bad grades in school#you know. the thing we all know is literally rigged to either put you in jail or in a factory to make billionaires more money.#man sorry for the rant the original spirit of the post is super correct but like fuck HS grade-centric judging of people's entire character#Stan being able to defeat Bill is just not at all surprising if you were him or knew/know someone like him#or really paid any attention at all to the show while watching it
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Wooper would probably be at home in the Smiling Critters
#Quagsire might too#pokemon#pokemon anime#pokemon chronicles#trouble in big town#wooper going down the pipe like a slide#with his mouth all wide#made me think he'd fit right in with the Smiling Critters lineup#vortex spiral#the smiling critters#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 3#the crossover i wasn't expecting#poor wooper tho#hate to imagine what it'd be like for such a lil guy to be in the factory#sheesh#he just a lil guy your honor#no sir he did not kill anyone during the hour of joy how dare you insinuate such a thing about my lil guy#baby boi
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I first learned the word "bogus" from Danny the Champion of the World by Roald Dahl, in which Danny warns us that if somebody smiles with their mouth but the look in their eyes doesn't change, "it's sure to be bogus." In some editions (I'm not sure if this is a US/UK thing or an updating thing) the word is replaced with "phoney," which I find less satisfying. There are just a few words where I can specifically remember what or who I learned them from; "bogus" is one and "brittle" is another (my mother explaining why I might not be able to keep the little plastic cocktail animal* that was on the rim of my milkshake glass at a restaurant forever)
In both cases, I think I initially thought of the word as just having that extremely specific meaning (the falsity of a smile that doesn't reach the eyes, the fragility of thin inflexible plastic), didn't encounter it again for some time, and when it came up again in a different context I was like "What are you doing here?"
*twas a donkey
#and obviously I learned soporific from beatrix potter didn't everyone#danny the champion of the world is a relatively underrated dahl book#i really love it#it was one of the first three chapter books I read in my life#(they were charlie and the chocolate factory‚ danny the champion of the world and the saturdays by elizabeth enright)#it has a father who calls his son 'my marvellous darling'#it has a chapter where a nine-year-old boy has to drive a car alone at night which had me on the edge of my seat#even without fully understanding the difficulty of what he was trying to do#there's a movie of it with jeremy irons and iirc his real life son as danny#it has a fire balloon and fun facts about insects and cox's orange pippins#it starts with a photo of the narrator as a baby#every other picture in the book is an illustration#I could go on#I really should read it to my little nephew he's the right age to love it#it's a bit of an outlier because it doesn't have any magic in it#no talking animals or psychic powers or marvellous medicine or oompa-loompas#just a boy and his dad
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the more I play and think about it, the more certain I am that my boy is extremely innocent and... kind of socially helpless??
like he's pretty good at diplomacy and friendship, but look at this boy
even covered in blood, he just looks so *soft* and *kind*
he's like 30+ and desperately yearning for love but I'm 95% certain he missed the meeting where they would have let him know that celibacy is optional
he's such a cute little cleric boy, someone please come smooch him
#Arvid Trygg#squirrel plays bg3#THIS baby? (slams the top of his head) Zero miles. beand new. factory finish.#(when this boy starts a relationship it's gonna be so cute yall)
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love the difference between solid snake and big boss in codec calls solid will use the jargon that is introduced to him and follow along closely to whatever nonsense is happening to him while big boss is like hrnng explain to me Why I shouldn't eat this venomous snake that could taste yummy
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