#poor wooper tho

[nemesisvortex]

Wooper would probably be at home in the Smiling Critters

[fangod9624]

Since It's been hours before the 12th episode of Horizons airing in Japan, let me tell you why Paldean Wooper was there in Arboliva Forest:

Before we think that it's due to the wildfire, right? Well, since Paldean Wooper is poisonous, it has a mucous membrane which made out of poison. Yeah, I saw the Anipoke Trivia lol

For what I think, the wildfire that was a few days ago, has affected the poor Paldean Wooper to lose its membrane. After the wildfires makes everyone dehydrated, even tho it's poison.

[steeltraptrainer]

I have decided to document my journey so far. So, I shall hereby start the Travel Journal! Gotta catch up a bit to get to where I am now, so: bullet points!!

- I found Arven and Lizard on my first day at Naranja. Lizard was kind of weirdly powered up, Nemona took a picture then. I saved Lizard from two houndour, gave them a sandwich, and then they saved ME from a Houndoom. Nice start for a friendship. Lizard never managed to change forme again after, and is kind of slumpy and in mediocre health. She forgot how to run, swim, climb, etc.

- first day at Naranja, help out this honestly lit girl named Penny who got kind of hassled by Team Star. They're kind of a gang, but also, they bring their own music and I respect them for that.

- had the realization that Terastal energy fucks up my hearing aids. It makes them stop working for AT LEAST a minute, and be on the fritz for a good hour after. I don't like to terastalize my mons despite having a Tera orb. No thanks.

- treasure hunt start, I got low key recruited by Arven to help him find Herba Mystica, promised Nemona to spend some time with her, and someone who called themself Cassiopeia to help attack and disband Team Star. Sounds like a busy treasure hunt.

- catch Ratchet and Scraplet, and ask at Cortondo gym for accommodations. Katy gladly gives them, Ratchet rages at the poor bug types. I won that gym badge. And got cupcakes.

- next up, the biggest Klawf to ever grace the earth. That fucker was huge, scuttled up the wall, and nearly messed Purrlet up. El Woowoo finished it off and promptly evolved.

Here his last moments as a wooper

- Arven is a kickass cook, actually, his sandwiches FUCK. Can endorse. Turns out, Klawf got that big because of sweet herba mystica. I got a picture of that too, but arven is in there and didn't give me permission to share.

- back to the academy, it's late. I forget to charge my hearing aids. This will come back, trust me.

- next day, up to go and battle the next Titan. Halfway up the fucking mountain where the biggest bombirdier ever lives, my hearing aids beep. I got half an hour charge left. Ohfuck.jpg

- it's fine, absolutely fine. Up the mountain we hurry. Lizard beloved doesn't care about boulders being dropped by the biggest bird alive.

- bird squares up with Scraplet. Scraplet wins, bird goes off to recuperate, I swap Ratchet in just in case. Bird comes back. So comes Arven. He has a Nacli. Ratchet evolves in a display of sheer avian rage and gets taken out by the Bombirdier. Nacli breaks the Bombirdier's wing. Its pissed. And attacks ARVEN.

- OHFUCK.JPG

- I push him out of the way and nearly get skewered. Scraplet frees herself, and Arven gets her to fuck that bird up.

- sandwich time. Turns out, Arven's dog is sick. Herba Mystica can apparently heal everything if you eat all five. Lizard has stolen my first sandwich. Fey can have the rest. I want to keep being deaf. I like being able to shut others up.

- still gonna help arven tho. His Mabosstiff needs the help.

- arven's mom calls, and yikes, the woman is a piece of work. She's the professor. She only cares about the fact Lizard remembered how to swim. Not her fucking kid. Yikes.

- down the mountain to the Pokémon Center. My aids can charge a bit there. A Star Base is near. I decide to go there.

- Director Clavell in the shittiest disguise ever shows up. He wants to join. Why the fuck not.

- love the whole idea of bringing your own battle music. Team Star knows what's up.

- Star Barrages are wild. You, three mons, and a time limit, all against 30 others.

- time to face the boss. Giacomo.

- Have your Gay Awakening and almost lose the fight because you can't stop staring while sacrificing your last hearing aid batteries to catch the sick music

- SOMEHOW get his number (fucking SCORE)

- batteries die, gotta text Penny on the way home

- time to face Brassius, I need another badge to be able to catch a Revavroom.

- dude is chronically ill but refuses to accommodate for my hearing aid-terastal problem. Time to be deaf on purpose and teach sign attacks to my mons.

- kick his ass via Ratchet. Why is this bird so angry?

- get an apology fuck yeah

- pass all the way through Levincia, pick up gloves so my fingers won't freeze off when I ride on Lizard

- find the biggest Orthworm in the ground. That's Sir Lampton. He low key kicks my ass. Temporarily acquire a Hariyama to kick ass. Hariyama is released afterwards, it liked the small diversion.

- Dog manages a small bark. Hell yeah, you go Mabosstiff

- Sada still doesn't care about her son. Why. Ma'am I want to throttle you.

-Star base? Star Base. They're fire type.

- Mela has kickass boots. She also kicks my ass and if not for Sir Lampton we would have had to retreat.

- walk off with a new TM, ask for number to add to group chat. Somehow get it? Nice. My contact list grows. Is this how you make friends? I think it is.

That's it for now. I got two options on what to do next, because I don't want to do the gyms. I'll make a small poll on that later.

[katfreaks-hidyhole]

First member of the Badge Quest!

Was trying to hunt around the Wooper pools, but saw this little lady swimming around nearby. She makes poor Quaxly a smidge redundant tho 😅

Whelp, the first badge has been claimed :3

[deutoplasmic]

LMAO POOR MJ,,, at least mame is on his side 😭 BUT NO THINK ABOUT IT,,, LIKE THIS ISNT HOW TAKERU WANTED THIS TO HAPPEN BUT NOW THAT HES GOT YOU!!! he grabs you by the waist and pulls you to him until your chests are touching and his face is close enough to yours that if you leaned in just a bit more,,, and all you can see is his stupidly handsome eye smile and his stupidly smug lips and his stupidly broad chest,,, and his hand is just caressing your back taunting you to make the next move,,,

THANK YOUUJFJFJDJD its actually a roaring moon shirt!!! i thought it would be cute lore if his family’s been raising dragon pokemon since salamence looked like its past form so >< absolutely hated drawing it tho ngl i love paradox pokemon but they have such complex designs HFNDJDJD

LMAO THE POOR RATTATA 😭 and even poorer ruki having to defend himself 😭😭 goes on a whole rambling tangent about how his ponyta likes your ponyta which made him race you to impress your ponyta (and also impress you!! but he says that part so quickly you think you misheard) which started your friendship and now he wants to make himself and his rapidash look COOL but collecting silly palm tree dragon and fabulous hair moles DOESNT LOOK COOL and and and and-

LMAO POOR KYO 😭 bro eventually brings in a wooper and gives it to masaya like “here you go. fire extinguisher” but he’ll take the free food!!

OMGJFKDJ PLSSSS THAT LOUDRED WOULD BE WITH JUNKI AT EVERY KARAOKE!!! LIKE HE HARMONIZES WITH THAT THING!!! THEY GO BUSKING TOGETHER!!!!!

GIBLE WANTS TO SEE YOU YUP!!! NO ONE ELSE,,, HE JUST GOT DRAGGED HERE HE SWEARS (flashbacks to him waking gible up extra early to see you before kyo runs his deliveries for the day) AND OMG ACTS OF SERVICE KYO YOURE SO RIGHT,,, hes literally on his knees in front of sho asking for all the best berries and sho’s laughing and like CALM DOWN

AND YOURE RIGHT,,, GENTLE SHY KOSHIN,,, WITH HIS HAPPINY AND CLEFAIRY,,, probably wants to be a pokemon nurse and so his pokemon know all the good healing moves!!! its him and happiny and clefairy and maybe an eevee!!! against the entire world!!! no one can stop them!!!! (he has no pokemon that can fly or swim so he needs nalu to bring him places sometimes)

neutral emoji. 😐. i want "takeru i'm going to eat you alive" engraved on my tombstone. im not even a takeru main. what the hell. what the hell. i'm never seeing him the same again. i fear i might go a little more crazy the more i think about it. oh my god. the subtle suggestion of if you leant in..... you can't even run away (nothing is stopping you from property damage but that's no fun) bc you're in a literal shack........ he's SOOOOO. such a little sly devious cunning guy oh my god oh my gooooooooooooooooooooooooood

WAIT youre so right. nowadays a bunch of people are straying from their family pokemon raising history but NOT fengfan!!!!! if he sees an axew the voices are telling him to adopt!!!!!!!!! god he prolly has a whole bunch of tatsugiri around this one river system. there are multiple appletuns roaming around. he loves his dragons!!!! also omg sorry... so unfamiliar with the ancient/future pokemon..... i can never remember their names for some reason i just know that like no way there's a gardevoir/gallade predecessor wait i think this guy is related to suicune....... but you drew it so well!!!!!!

he is prolly RAPPING everything out it just comes out in a whole big blurt of words and at the end you're like... uh can you repeat that again please and he adamantly refuses. with enough bribery (you ask him out) he MIGHT tell you!!!!!!! maybe!!!!!!!!! that's if he doesn't run off in fear LOL. you tell him that there is no shame in collecting cool long necked tropical flora pokemon and he stumbles over some stones in shock

MASAYA WITH A WOOPER OHHHH MY GOD maybe even a horsea or like a mudkip or a popplio. but they're just silly fun guys!!!! masaya always sneaks gible some honey every time kyo comes to deliver smth and when confronted denies everything LOOOOL

I WAS THINKING ABLUT A BUSKING AU YOURE ACTUALLY IN MY WALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! JUNKI AND LOUDRED SINGING THEIR HEARTS OUT...... they come home every day with a nice collection of tips and spend half of it at your poffin shop LOL you keep telling him that poffins are for pokemon but junki is unfazed. in fact he keeps asking you to make more mago berry poffins bc they taste so good

IM IMAGINING IT AND AHHSHHHHH maki the man you are..... THE MAN YOU ARE. sho always has the good stuff in his backyard and it's the only berries kyo will give you bc everything else isn't up to scratch in his opinion!!!!!!!!!!!!! you give him a bunch of poffins every time in exchange and he keeps insisting you keep them LIKE???????

THEYRE PROBABLY SO CUTE OMG..... someone's pokemon accidentally get hurt and nurse koshin is INSTANTLY there like hi :D my pokemon and i can help you out! and they do the most efficient perfectly executed heal ever and wow! all is well!!! also koshin definitely has a devious stash of lum berries tucked in his jacket pocket for emergencies bc he's prepared like that!!!!! the eevee definitely becomes a sylveon. no doubt. it evolves with friendship and a fairy type move which is definitely floral healing like come on. SPEKAING OF NALU TAKING HIM AROUND ON THE LAPRAS IM THINKING ABOUT KEN WITH A DRAGONITE. ITS SO RIGHT TO ME. he won it as a dratini in a championship and they've been partners ever since!!!!!!!!!