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LOOK AT JOHNNY’S HAIRRR🥹❤️
#JOHNNY#OH MY GOD#his HURR#HE LOOKS SO GOOD#AHHHHHHH!#POUFFY AND SOFT CURLY HAIR I DIG IT SO MUCH I LOVE WHEN HE DOES LITERALLY ANYTHING WITH HIS HAIR BUT ESPECIALLY THIS#his hair is always lovely#and the look#it’s A Look™️#like preppy but still grown 😭🤌🏾#i would like to thank not only god but Jesus#Johnald’s parents#the hair stylist noona#and the Thom Browne himself#amen#all bless#😙🤌🏾
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new metric for media literacy for film bros is if they understand the barbie movie.
the kens are first presented as accessories to their barbies and it's pointed out loud that they don't even have places to stay in barbieland. one of the barbies straight up asks "wait, where do the kens stay?". they're just arm candy made to look pretty and cool while the barbies run their world.
but that's fucked up!!! the film presents it as fucked up! that's why ken screams "YOU FAILED ME!" and why he is insecure in the first place because he wanted to be respected and seen as a person, not someone who only exists in relation to someone else. should he have done what he did? no!!! that's why it's part of the conflict! the root of both of their breakdowns was in their society in that the barbies are supposed to be perfect and the kens exist in relation to them! it's barbie and ken. he was a footnote. that's why barbie apologizes to him in the end and tells him he can be himself. she doesn't have to exist by some set of rules and neither does he! it's barbie and it's ken! sure, the resolution to the whole barbieland issue wasn't perfect, BUT KEN'S WHOLE ARC IS ABOUT HOW THEIR WORLD FAILED MEN. WHAT DO YOU MEAN THIS MOVIE WAS 'WOMEN GOOD MAN BAD'. WHAT ABOUT THE NUANCE
#barbie#headcanon he got her house by the end btw. it's the mojo dojo casa house but it's also the dreamhouse dhdgdhshsj#look im sick of seeing the takes that are like hurr durr it's just another anti man movie#okay explain why they portrayed ken in a sympathetic light. his actions were fucked up but you could see exactly why he did them.#and in the end he is berated for his wrongs but also told that he doesn't have to continue down that path. did you miss the critique#did the pink blind you so much you couldn't see past it. did you american psycho this shit again dhdgdgdhd#barbie spoilers
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as you asked, and nothing more
#featuring zeus accidentally catching feelings bc i think thats fun#whats more fun than a god losing what they want because they were playing games#hurr hurr ill make a bet to seduce a little king so i can win a game against my wife. wait why am i sad that he got back home#why am i so fucking upset that he's with his wife and doesnt seem to miss me at all hold on#zeus/odysseus#zeus x odysseus#zeus#odysseus#my art
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everything I've learned about connor mcdavid since I started watching the oilers solidifies my belief that I would find him endearing even if he was the worst hockey player in the world
#hockey#edmonton oilers#connor mcdavid#ramblings#he's a shy little dork overflowing with love and affection and humility#like yeah yeah 'he's only liked because of his skill' okay but have you listened to him talk?#have you heard how everyone from his family to friends to teammates talk about him? How he talks about them?#do you know how hard he works and how passionate he is and how almost self-consciously considerate he is?#do you know how anxious he was when he was younger and how much pressure he puts on himself?#do you know how he grew into his captaincy and how he leads by example not with yelling but with compassion?#do you know anything about him besides 'hurr durr best player'?
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I TURNED THE HEEL!!!!!! that part was easy but the gusset gave me sooo much trouble. the silver lining is i finally learned how to safely undo knit stitches now lol. but i did it !! now i get the ease of simply knitting the foot in the round for a while
#yarnblr#knitblr#knitting#sockblr#HOWWW do u take good photos of wip socks#i got thru this watching a lot of TCM 60s horror movies#my favorite was about a guy who doesnt believe in witchcraft then discovers his wife is a witch. makes her get rid of all her shit and stop#and then he has to face the consequences#she was keeping his ass safe and also like.. god forbid a woman has hobbies SHE LOVES U SHES KEEPING U SAFE#id be sooooo fuckin pissed if someone made me get rid of all my dead bugs r u serious . (he gets rid of a dead spider she has )#hes kinda fine tho... just a Logical Man#which i guess the movie is an interesting example of 60s social dynamics of the idea of masculine logic and feminine intuition#but rly ..... dur hurr hairy chest . man tits.
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This is just my opinion, okay?
But.. You know those time-travel fics where Odysseus goes back to the past? Like, right after Astynax?
I feel like if Odysseus was to tell Eurylochus and Polites everything, Eurylochus will be this close to beat the shit out of his future self.
Don’t get me wrong, I think his anger was understandable.
But you know.. Betrayal is more of a feeling that knowledge.
The past Eurylochus haven’t felt that betrayal yet. So I feel like he would be able to see the situation more logically.(Not to mention he would see Odysseus guilty and bit wary in front of him)
So imagine Odysseus, very ready to be yelled at, or even punched, surprised when Eurylochus starts to talk shit about his future self.
I think that will do wonders for his self-esteem(especially if he came back after Calypso)
Or I’m just delulu and want Odysseus to be happy with his friends
#odysseus#epic the musical#epic#the odyssey#Athena is there somewhere in the background#she will not hesitate to beat the shit out of someone if they hurr Ody#she already saw how much Calypso hurt him#you wanna hurt my friend? after all the shit he has gone through??#bitch not on my watch#Eurylochus#Eury would he MAD at his future self#like#bish you have audacity to be mad at hum when you betrayed him already??#or I’m just projecting my anger on it lol#just think of Ody getting comforted by Eury#and Polites#my sweet sweet boi#I just want them to be happy PLEASE#I am def being delulu#but fuck it I want them to be happy together dammit
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haven't drawn for a while, have just been finishing on rendering commissions so just wanted to dust myself off and draw my boy again, finally.. am hoping to submit this one for something, but im gonna have to change the left arm and/or raised leg - my clarity's been off for several months..
#tekken#sergei dragunov#sketch#wip#Was gonna draw the coat but tbh i like the coatless look on him lately - I say as I draw tight fabric wrapping around his torso >_>;;;#..Actually I might have him roughed up a bit hurr#Gah I still have old art I didn't post yett... needs glazing though
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Every month or so, as I perform my daily tasks and live my life as best I can, my mind is assailed, unprovoked, by the remembrance of the time that George R. R. Martin claimed Jamie Lannister could beat Aragorn in a sword fight, after which I am rendered blind, deaf, and babbling by incandescent rage for roughly thirty seconds. After that I'm fine again. Until next month.
#“whats aragorns tax policy” hurr da durr da durr#my tax policy is THESE HANDS#But seriously Jamie? the guy who sleeps with his own sister?? beat ARAGORN ELESSAR???#with 80 years of war and training under his belt?#raised by the elves??#i am going to bite something#george r r martin#grrm#lord of the rings#jrr tolkien#george rr martin#game of thrones#got#lotr#jamie lannister#a song of ice and fire#asoiaf
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Angel Dust the moment he saw Valentino in the same room as Charlie and Nifty:
#i have many feelings about Angel begging for his abuser to no hurr Charlie in the middle of a beating#hazbin hotel#angel dust#charlie morningstar#nifty hazbin hotel
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Pocnatural Cultural Exchange Day 1 - Food. (headcanon under cut)
this is gonna be a bit of a jumbled mess so bear with me.
Ok so I'm reimagining Sam and Dean as half-Gujarati, with their mom being Indian and Jain, and their dad being white. For background, you all can read more about the Jain diet here, but basically it's strict lacto-vegetarism (no animal products except milk) and no root vegetables such as potatoes and onion. A decent amount of Jains in the West do become vegan, but it's not a requirement. Before you start wondering, the food still tastes great and the cuisine evolved without the need of these ingredients.
Here, as Dean did grow up somewhat with his mother in his early years, he remembers and misses her. For this reason, he adheres strictly to the diet, learning to cook via blogs on the internet and cookbooks, doing his best to substitute ingredients. Sam, on the other hand, doesn't really care about all this as he doesn't remember his mother at all. So he does not follow the rules of eating, and has no issue eating whatever John puts in front of him. John does his best to accommodate Dean's eating (he understands as he also misses his wife), but he sometimes forgets, and when that happens Dean goes to bed hungry.
When Dean and Sam reconnect and travel on the road, Sam always makes sure to buy food that Dean can eat and Dean shares stories about his mother in return. Sam, the lore nerd, goes to the library to find out more about his heritage, especially the parts that Dean doesn't know or cannot remember, and in doing so he feels closer to his mother who he never really met.
Eventually Mary does come back, and when she does, the three of them grow closer by cooking and sharing meals together. Also she doesn't die here again btw, this is a happy ending.
#also alchol is banned in jainism but thats a WHOLE other conversation#btw if any of u comments all 'hurr durr then dean eats steak' im gonna block u xoxo. questions are obv allowed tho <3#also in the image its dean cooking while wearing his robe 😭. i tried my best to do simplistic#desinatural#supernatural#pocnaturalculturalexchange
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okay thats interesting! in the SF try-outs during the song "legally blonde" she sings about how she cant be legally blonde, while in the official version AND THE DEMO she sings about letting her be legally blonde. which means that at some point they changed the lyrics around, and then changed them back! laurence o'keefe.... nell benjamin.... what occurs in your twisted minds
#covers mouth sorry so sorry guys#im a huge fan of beacon of positivity + good boy (elle puts a leash on emmett confirmed) + love and war (not in the demo but part of SF)#+ i liked some of the lyrics in the demo version of so much better (it called back to beacon of positivity!!! (i am insane)) such as:#I dream of your name next to my own but mine's looking fine up there alone#but i greatly prefer all the official songs we got. well. maybe good boy over ireland wouldve been fun (i think ireland is boring)#but itd play into the 'all men are dogs hurr hurr' joke that im glad they avoided. anyways. what was i saying.#right i havent listened to every version of everything yet (for example theres a SF version of chip on my shoulder i need to watch)#(and just the SF vers in general. shes hidden from me... why was emmett there before the remix... let me see their conversation)#but from what i have heard they made a lot of changes that were sorely needed. in take it like a man demo shes so much meaner??#it made me sad. it wasnt a duet + they wrung out the romantic tension (no subtext by calvin klein... sigh) + shes meaner!!!!#in the bway vers hes baffled but enjoys going along w it + she genuinely likes him even when hes wearing his regular clothes#but in the demo vers she keeps calling him stuff like ugly duckling and talking about how the geek is gone :( but she likes that geek..#the lines 'how much do you think i earn??' and 'kindly shut up :)' are funny but speak to a dynamic between the two that makes me sad...#follow me for more beautiful opinions on a fifteen year old musical#(heaves. do you know weird it is to see comments from 15yrs ago when this was actually showing. my brother is fifteen.)#god im so sorry i should be put down like a dog#lgb bootleggers are intense. i swear they got a bootleg every night or smth bc we got her shoe flying off + SF + kyle as understudy etc#go watch a so much better compilation sometime how did they take so many bootlegs?? how did you find them??#and its awesome cause these were filmed on 2007/2008 tech which means they have 15 pixels maximum#SORRRRYYYYYYYYYY
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this like shadow redemption arc of everyone going "WHY HE BEAT HIM UP" to "ok yeah sonic deserved that" is the funniest take i've seen
#like don't get me wrong i'm also very glad he had good reason for wanting to beat up sonic instead of just being like#'hurr hurr angery >:C' but it's just Hilarious seeing a universal 'no yeah shadow was right get his ass'#sonic prime spoilers#speaking
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I think literally the funniest part of the epilogue was when i walked past Charles mucking out the stalls he said "look at me, working the white man's land for no pay" and John was like "if you need money i can get you money" i could FEEL him squirming. S Tier trolling from Charles Smith
#not fallout#kal talks#rdrposting#charles is so fucking funny i love him so much#'hurr charles js Serious' WRONG!!!! CHARLES IS WHIMSICAL IN HIS OWN WAY!!!
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bwa haha i love seeing people be like 'well your opinion and taste is objectively incorrect' like. i am watching a cartoon. it's not that serious. I can have an opinion.
#titi talks#'it's bad to like the saiyans as mean' i like the Implication that it's a fully cultural thing! i like them as bloodthirsty warriors!#i like that it's possibly not even by nature but just a result of hundreds or thousands of years of unrestrained cultural evolution!#and the reason Bardock was such a compelling character#is that we were meant to feel sympathy for him AND YET STILL ACKNOWLEDGE that he was an asshole who wiped out planets#i LIKED that the only thing he cared about was his dquad#it's a narrative circle!#he worked under a man who assigned slaughter casually#and thus he was slaughtered! it's a great narrative!#i like thinking about the society and culture that would produce people like that consistently!#it's intriguing!#dragon babble#this isn't just 'hurr durr saiyans evil' and i think no further#this is me wanting to write a full anthropological history of the species because it's FASCINATING
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Sorry for being negative, I’m just a bit disappointed that after looking through the Earthspark Optimus tags on and off on different occasions weeks apart, it seems like the only thing the fandom has to say about ES Optimus is finger snaps and dad jokes. :/ (And also a handful of people already trying to frame him as a bad person lmao)
Watch for it, when more episodes of Earthspark come out and a conflict with GHOST inevitably arises, people are going to be raging at Optimus for being “stupid” or “self-righteous” or “blind” for working with GHOST and start calling Megatron and/or the Decepticons right about everything because they spent so long focusing on “haha funny dad Optimus” that they forgot about the other parts of Optimus’ character like... idk, not wanting to colonize planets? Not wanting to start wars with entire species that didn’t want to be involved in the war in the first place? Being willing to make compromises even at risk to himself and his own because he wants to treat everyone fairly?
Idk I guess I’m just a bit salty because it genuinely seems like all this fandom wants is “funny dad Optimus” and nothing else. Like you will give them funny dad Optimus who’s ALSO complex and morally gray but people will only ever talk about the former part. And then when Optimus inevitably makes a mistake and bad things happen, people are probably going to treat him as if he’s stupid or an asshole when he ends up not being the Perfect Unproblematic Fave that people seemingly want him to be.
#negativity#the tf fandom has protagonist centered morality really badly#like yes we all joke/think that humans are the most boring part of transformers#but there's a difference between that as like a narrative preference in a story#versus literally acting like humans don't matter#and a lot of takes i see in earthspark and other continuities#seem to completely ignore the fact that cybertronians securing their future on earth and eliminating the people who want to do them wrong#would literally mean stealing resources from humans and killing them aka COLONIZING THEM#so i see people calling OP a bad leader or stupid or overly trusting for working with GHOST when he's literally no such thing#he explicitly says 'we are guests on this planet' and acknowledges that he sees GHOST merely as his best option and doesn't fully trust them#but ppl in this fandom have a really infantile perspective of optimus#where they want him to be Good All The Time or they just see him as an idiot for some reason#so they see OP making compromises to not hurt humans (people who didn't even want to get involved with cybertron's war)#and theyre like durr hurr he's stupid! he's ignorant! he's an asshole to the decepticons!#no he's not he's literally just trying to not hurt innocent people? and he has to balance both human lives and cybertronian lives#and that's fucking hard and there are no perfect options and there are no outcomes where no one will get hurt#and the existence of those bad choices doesn't make optimus stupid or malicious#it makes him a FUCKING PERSON#trying to navigate a HARD SITUATION and do the right thing#but we can't have optimus being an actual character who behaves like a human being#he has to be perfect daddy prime that does nothing wrong ever and if he does he's a STUPID ASSHOLE ugh
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🍓 - What allergies or intolerances do your Muses have? How do they handle them? Is it something potentially dangerous or just inconvenient? How do they avoid triggering these intolerances?
Random Headcanons (Tagging @themckaytriarchy and @smilingmxsk since you asked the same things!)
Copperhead doesn't have much in the way of allergies! Thanks to strong stomach acids, he can eat just about anything but tough, leafy greens aren't food he enjoys consuming nor does his body approve. Sure, he can eat them if there's nothing else but he won't gain the same nutritional benefits as a regular human would, his snake-like physiology being able to subsist happily on a carnivorous diet. While Copperhead loves fruit, certain fruits are harder to enjoy due to the structure of his teeth. Apples are by far one of the hardest to bite into since his fangs are made for piercing flesh, not fruits and apples... well, they're hard and crunchy, and the core is so unpleasant what with the pips and internal structure surrounding them. Better to just cut them up and swallow the slices down that way, though the cronch still eludes him. Foods that smell or taste very strongly can be quite offensive since like all snakes, Copperhead's tongue is highly sensitive. He can tolerate and even enjoy spices but there are limits to what he can handle and if it tastes bad just by walking into the room, there's no way he's putting it into his mouth.
#goldenmedic#themckaytriarchy#smilingmxsk#memes ;; random headcanons#🐍 || headcanons#Thank you for sending these in everyone!#I added the bulk of them into one post since I'm juggling chores#I thought it would be funny and ironic if Copperhead struggled with eating apples the most#Because snakes and apples you know hurr hurr#They are just harder to eat though#Fangs aren't made for grinding and crunching fruit so apples are just one of those fruits where it's better to slice them first#Rather not risk biting his tongue trying to cronch one
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