#hire me asap

[yandere-writer-momo]

If anyone likes drama, I have drama. Like some tea to spilllllll.

So there’s this woman that’s goes to my gym and she’s messing around with one of the personal trainers. She’s 32 and he’s 21. My partner saw them making out in her car yesterday.

The two of them often sneak around during odd hours to go to the gym. I often see them be really flirty when they think no one is around. I thought they were a couple until I found out she was MARRIED. Married to her childhood sweetheart.

I found this woman’s entire name, address, husband’s name, etc. (do not ever doubt my investigation skills).

I don’t know how to tell him since he’s not active on Facebook. Do I collect picture evidence and mail it to him at his house or at his job (I was able to FBI that too)? Or do I drop it off at some odd hour in the night? I don’t know what to do 😭😭

I must spill the beans or I will explode into flames

[cleo-serotonin]

making tswift bracelets for the eras movie and i made an h2o bracelet :)

[danrifics]

The video doesn’t have an editor listed 🙃 I’m done with dapg actually they can have it back I don’t like where this is going it’s causing me to go insane

nah if they edited that they’re sick for keeping that hand hold in SICK

[loversarcanas]

hey, its been a hot minute but me and my partner are struggling financially after I lost one of my jobs and our internet provider screwed us over, so we currently have no internet and can't afford rent for the month

if anyone can help by donating or reblogging it would be much appreciated, i really don't know what else to do

c4sh4pp: $moonbunny19

v3nm0: @/moonbunny19

p4yp4l: p(a)yp(a)l.me/lunastrea

[candiid-caniine]

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[reikunrei]

good news! i haven’t been passed over for this museum job yet. bad news! it’s bc the hiring manager still hasn’t decided who he wants to move forward with

[boricuacherry-blog]

I think Rihanna should monetize her messiness instead of just being regarded as 'robyn the bird' by the general public. She should do a reality tv show about the love triangle (square?) with her, breezy ❄️, drake 🦉, asap pebble 🪨 , sophie brussaux 🐌🇫🇷, and karrueche 👘🪭

Drake and Asap will continue their fight for paternity over Adonis 👱, forcing Drake to finally make a diss track towards Asap AND Kdot defending his family.

Asap and Rocky have been friends for awhile, so Chris forgives Asap for saying "I don't beat my b**" and make up again. Asap and Chris start bonding over their love of drugs. Asap introduces Chris to shrooms and Chris introduces Asap to crack. Chris has an epiphany on shrooms and realizes he needs help. He goes to rehab and Asap comes out the closet and realizes Chris was the top to his bottom. He will quit the crack and follow Chris to rehab. Just to be closer to him. But he's not ready to tell Rih he's not just into fashion but also into Chris.

Meanwhile, asap and Chris are both still cheating. Karrueche's restraining order expires and she gives Chris one last chance. He throws her down the stairs again and she renews her restraining order for another ten years. Rih gets online and throws subliminals with rice cakes but adds sushi this time. Asap goes back n forth between Rih (playing the family guy) while dissing Drake and having orgies with white women in beds he created solely for that purpose. He even makes a spring so the bed will snap shut if Rihanna walks in the room, and open again when she walks out of it.

Bec Asap and Chris have reunited, they now both go at Drake in one big song, where they also convince Sophie to add a verse. They also find Drake's hidden child in the forest of Fiji and surprise Drake with a verse from his own hidden child dissing him.

Rihanna will continue selling her underwear throughout this ordeal. and putting on makeup. But when she reaches for a pink speedo she has begun selling in her menswear underwear line, she realizes it has been used. She starts having flashbacks of all the times Asap has asked to borrow her skirt. He said he was using it as a kilt, but at the time, it was still a skirt. Rihanna sells five times the amount of underwear she would normally bec the reality show is a success. Rihanna gets help for her baking addiction. Powder is no longer a part of her fabric. Tune in next time to see if Asap will come out to Rih, if he wore the underwear or someone else in her life has, if Drake will now claim his hidden child or will throw diss shots back, will Asap steal fenty money to make Chris gay for pay, will Chris relapse and accept the money, will one of Asap's orgy partners get caught.

[ikeasharksss]

facing the horrors (applying for summer stuff)

[yatiso]

oh yeah it just set in rhat i could really be homeless if shit doesnt start working out

[poetscinema]

would really love to just quit my job 🫠

[mean-vampyre]

Time machine to jump 48 hours into the future

[synthwwavve]

trying not to breathe down the recruiter and hiring manager's necks about this application process but bruh, it's been a week since my final interview..... i want to assume positive intent (they're truly just busy) but i can't help but think they're stringing me along as a backup plan to a better candidate

[themyscirah]

Istg I haven't written since MIDDLE SCHOOL why do I keep getting bombarded with good ideas that I only I can write 😭😭😭😭😭

[violentviolette]

found out tonight just how much i talk about naruto and i now have to reevaluate my whole personality im so sorry

[plesiosaurys]

joining the war on orcas on the side of orcas

[alwaysxyou]

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