#hinata: yeah but im *really bad* at being a cop!

[freakurodani]

i am once again thinking of starsky and hutch!!!!

[localinferiorgood]

Haikyuu Characters as Things My Friends And/Or I Have Said

(Cause I'm a basic bitch and this looked fun)

Kuroo: Ooh, yeah, man, I totally forgot to tell you earlier but in my past life I was really a terrorist. Sorry about that. [ continues to spin elaborate story about his life as a terrorist]

Bokuto: I knew it.

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Ukai Sr.: IN THIS LIFE ITS FUCK OR BE FUCKED

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Takeda: Alright guys, what's some examples of an inferior good?

Kageyama: Hinata

Hinata: wHAT

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Suga: That guy looks like his name is probably Chad

Daichi: Chad?

Suga: Yeah, you know like a stereotypical frat boy? Probably has a beach house in Cali he goes to in the summer? His parents are paying for everything? Probably a football player or lifts weights?

Daichi: Oh yeah lmao. *imitating the Chad* "All these bitches and hoes bro. All these bitches and hoes"

Suga, also imitating the Chad: "God Chelsea is such a bitch bro. Stupid cunt broke up with me because apparantly I "cheated" on her "again", "For the 3rd time". Whatever bro. Shes just a stupid whore anyway she'll be back no one can resist the Chadsters giant dick"

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Iwaizumi: When you say youre going to take the whole jello shot you have to take THE WHOLE JELLO SHOT! Not just take half and throw is away!

Oikawa: They're disgusting!

Iwaizumi: I know, just stop being such a baby and take the whole damn thing instead of wasting it! Plus it isn't as bad if you just swallow it, you get over it quicker. Or just dont take the next one if it's ThAt BaD. I'll eat it.

Oikawa: No! I'm not not taking one while everyone else is!

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Oikawa: GET DOWN! IWA-CHAN GET DOWN FROM THERE

Iwaizumi, sitting on top of a rock halfway up a mountain, drunk: Chill out I was just about to come down. I was just chillin by myself, listening to music for a minute cause I was all depressed n shit.

Oikawa: GET DOWN HERE. I SWEAR TO GOD OF YOUR DRUNK ASS FALLS AND CRACKS YOUR HEAD OPEN AND DIES-

Iwaizumi, climbing down: I'm coming, I'm coming Christ don't have an aneurysm. I climb these mountains all the time I know what I'm doing

Oikawa: WHY THE FUCK WHERE YOU ON TOP OF THAT ROCK ANYWAY YOU SAID YOU WERE GOING FOR "A SHORT WALK" YOU DONT CLIMB MOUNTAINS DRUNK DUMBASS

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*Bokuto and Akaashi pulling into a coffee shop drive through*

Bokuto, in the drivers seat: Oh yeah, I broke their chip reader once ha ha

Akaashi: What?

Bokuto: Yeah, I was spacing out really hard that day and they handed me the card reader so I could pay and all that and I dropped it

Akaashi: Oh my god

Bokuto: Yeah thats why they always hold on to the card reader while people are paying now

Bokuto: And we should probably switch seats so I dont have to pay

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Yachi: THIS REALLY CUTE GIRL JUST BOUGHT ME A COFFEE

Yachi: AHHHHHHHHH IM SO BLESSED

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Kuroo, after talking about how he would fuck a bitch up for laying a hand on his kids: I always think its funny when I tell people I'm messed up or have a really dark mind and they dont believe me.

Kenma: Oh trust me, I believe you. I encourage you.

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Tanaka: Yeah, Noya was riding on the roof of my car going down the old dirt highway and this absolute Karen stands in front of the car and stops us and is like "You kids shouldn't be doing that, it's not safe. I have no problems calling the cops if you dont quit"

Noya: Karen ass bitch. The old dude she was originally talking to was just laughing his ass off though. He was a G

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Noya: I went to a church food bank today and got asked if I was homeless

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Kiyoko: Well I guess if I die I die

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Oikawa: My mom thinks we're dating

Iwaizumi: Again? My mom thinks that too off and on but I've thoroughly assured her that I definitely could not handle you as anything more than a friend

Oikawa: What is that supposed to mean? Rude

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(That's all folks!)

[computerram]

aight so i finished drv3 and i have some Thots about it below and Yes Unfortunately Its Long Im So Sorry If The Readmore Doesnt Work

tldr overall a fun and entertaining game, very streamlined in terms of mechanics compared to the last two, and was rly close to being my favourite but shot itself in the foot in the last hour which sucks a bit + theres a chara tierlist at the bottom

so in an effort to try and be positive im not gonna harp on too much about anything i didnt like im just gonna get my grievences out with a couple of things bc at the end of the day i genuinely rly did like playing it lol

so yeah elephant in the room but yeah i. did not like the ending, which is a shame bc i was rly excited for it! but then it just goes way too far with team danganronpa and the fourth wall stuff and it just really killed my enthusiasm. i get what they were going for but there were much better ways to get across the themes of fiction/reality, audience entitlement + not letting urself be used as someone elses personal feel-good device while still keeping it in the actual dr-universe, but more importantly than all that all it it just kinda throws out the mystery solving/plot points and the last like hour or so is just Being Talked At about the Unbelivable Big Twist which in mystery games just completely kills it dead and it felt like a cop out

HOWEVER the intial set up of them being normal non-ults who volunteer/get kidnapped/whatever with the fake memories on reality tv? really good, felt like it was organically leading you there rly well since the start and i always felt pretty excited whenever i could find something that pointed towards it. good idea just bad execution

chapter 1 is personal preferance but its sadly the weakest chapter for me just bc like above i rly dont like unreliable narrators when im playing a mystery game, if we’d played as shuichi the entire time itd be more understandable but since we’re kaede all it rly did was make me feel kinda disconnected from her which is a shame. also i just wanted her to have more fte with ppl :’(

that being said i loved revisting it in the first half of ch6 and it cleared up a lot of things i thought were weird it wasnt commented on like rantaros bloody hand + where his monopad went

the murders from ch2 onward are pretty solid throughout. there are a couple of blips with the motives being a little weak but it still does a lot of stuff i always thought would be cool to see (not having a body left in ch2, a murder in the middle of an investigation in ch3) which is exactly what i wanted from this game

little disappointed that the special rules in this one never rly cashed in on themselves (the first blood perk, a tie w/ two blackened killing them both even if theyre not guilty, a murder basically being able to walk away scott free if they kill during an investigation) but c’est la bee

chapters 4-5 were genuinely amazing, chapter 5 bascially became my favourite in the franchise and they both really captured the whodunnit spirit i love, the characters felt a lot more involved in those trials, the emotional beats were intense, the back and forth between the different theories, it all had me HYPE bro

The split debates are also a rly fun mechanic the music slaps every time and they help break up the monotony + make you feel like ur not just the only one trying to solve stuff

The lying/back route mechanic is Really good. I love the fact shuichi is such a Shit liar in the first few chapters and by the end of chapter 5 ur lying straight to monokumas face. get his ass

speaking of shuichi didnt think it was possible but Shuichi stole first place protag from hinata. i think the fact you get to see his sprite in the corner means its a lot easier to infer his reactions with people a lot better and the relationship between him and maki/kaito felt rly genuine. also the backroute mechanic rly helps ground him as someone with a good head on his shoulders and not just Protag Powers.

i wish i could talk about more characters but this is already so long so ill send it off wow Kaito rly said ‘fuck you’ to monokuma and died in space the way he wanted huh god what a KING

anyway heres the tier list A^ gets a kiss from me personally 

[365daysofsasuhina]

[ 365 Days of SasuHina || Day One Hundred Eleven: A Law Student ] [ Uchiha Sasuke, Hyūga Hinata ] [ SasuHina ] [ Verse: Best Years of Your Life ] [ AO3 Link ]

“So, have you given it any thought?”

“What?”

“What you want to do after high school.”

“Oh…”

They’re laying in the backyard, almost ear to ear as they share a pair of earbuds. Hinata’s feet point south, Sasuke’s north. Glancing over, she sees his eyes are closed as they listen to some new album he’s been excited about. In all honesty, she knows nothing about it. Rock’s not really her genre. But he asked her to listen, so she is.

“Um...not really. I mean, we still have one more year.” Not that there haven’t been a shortage of teachers pushing applications and scholarships at them, warning them about five-year plans and final presentations before graduation.

“Yeah...me neither.”

“Do you have...any clue?”

“Mm…” Sasuke goes quiet to think. “...I thought about going into music, but I dunno if my aunt would stand for that. My family’s always been cops. She was too, until she lost her leg. Technically she just works administration now. Shisui’s one…” His lips then curl. “...of course, Itachi went and threw a wrench in things, too.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. He’s a law student. Wants to be a defense lawyer.”

Hinata’s eyes go wide. “...oh. Well that’s…”

“Yeah.”

“I’m pretty sure that’s what my cousin is going into, a-as well. But more for, um...civil cases. Not criminal. He’s already been accepted to the university he wanted.”

“Wouldn’t it be nice to have a clue what to do with yourself.”

In spite of herself, Hinata gives a soft laugh. “Yeah…”

“...so what about you?”

“I dunno.”

“Hey, I gave an idea. It’s only fair.”

“I know, I know…” It’s her turn to ponder silently. “...I guess maybe...something to do with plants. Um...horticulture.”

“Yeah, you’ve got a whole slew of them, right?”

“I do! Tending to plants makes me really happy...honestly I’d be content just...having a job in a flower shop, o-or a greenhouse.” Her shoulders shrug along the grass. “I know quite a bit already...maybe I could just go straight into working. But...something tells me my d-dad wouldn’t let me.”

“Screw ‘im. It’s your life, not his.”

“Oh, but it’s his reputation,” she mumbles, clearly having considered this before. “He’d go ballistic if one of his kids refused to go to college…”

“If he was in any way a decent dad, he’d put your dreams in front of his pride.”

“...yeah.”

Sasuke’s head turns to look at her, and then he reaches to turn off the music and sits up. “Well, you go get your plant job, and I’ll pander for money on the sidewalk outside your shop with my guitar.”

Before she can stop it, Hinata laughs outright - not to be mocking, but in genuine amusement. “Oh yeah?”

“Yeah. Between all those pretty flowers and the good music, we’ll get everyone coming in from miles around. You’ll have so much business, you won’t know what to do with it.”

Still prone on the grass, arms loose over her stomach, Hinata smiles up warmly at him. “That would be perfect.”

“It’ll happen. There’ll be an apartment up above the shop we’ll live in with cheap rent. We’ll order takeout all the time, and -”

“No, I’ll be cooking. I love to cook.”

“All right, fine. You can cook sometimes.”

“Most of the time!”

“Shhh, nothing beats good takeout.”

Lips purse in a pout. “You clearly need to have m-more of my cooking. Then you’ll change your mind. Besides, eating ordered food all the time is expensive!”

“I told you, you’ll be making good money. And so will I.”

“You seem a-awfully sure about this little plan of yours.”

“When I set my mind to something, I make it happen.” He lifts a fist, thumb pointing to his brow. “That’s how an Uchiha does it.”

Hinata just sighs, shaking her head with a small smile.

“If anyone else doesn’t like it, too bad. They’re not their lives. They’re ours. We’ll do what we want with ‘em.”

“Mhm…”

At that, Sasuke leans along a side, head propped up on palm atop an elbow. “...I know my dad would want me to be a cop. And he’s probably rolling in his grave about Itachi being a lawyer.”

Giving him a glance, Hinata doesn’t speak, not sure what to say.

“...but I bet your mom would want you to find that flower shop job. She liked them too, didn’t she?”

“...she did.” Moving her eyes from Sasuke, Hinata instead looks up to the cloudless blue sky. “...she had a huge garden in our first yard. Well...that’s p-pretty much all our yard was. It...was pretty limited on space. I think that was another reason we moved. My dad just...couldn’t stand being around it. I think it bothers him that I like plants, too. It...reminds him of her. Just like my appearance being like hers.”

Sasuke scoffs. “His complex about all that has to end. You’re not your mom. And just because he misses her, doesn’t mean he should put all that on you. It was Hanabi who technically killed her, anyway.”

“Sasuke!”

“It’s true! Wasn’t it complications from her birth?”

“I...y-yes, it was...but Hanabi didn’t...she wasn’t…”

He sighs. “...I know. It just bugs the hell out of me the way he treats you, versus how he treats your sister. I mean, my dad was the same way...he preferred Itachi in every way. Parents can’t do that. It’s not right.”

“...I know. But it’s not Hanabi’s fault. She didn’t ask for any of this, e-either.”

“...no. But still. Does she ever speak out about it?”

Hinata takes a turn to sigh softly. “...no. But she doesn’t know any better, and -”

“Oh, bull. She’s old enough to know what’s going on by now. Just you watch: she’ll go to uni like Daddy wants. Gotta be his perfect little girl.”

Hinata gives him a look, conveying he’s going overboard.

Harrumphing, he lays back down. “...you know I’m right.”

“...it doesn’t matter. I can’t control my father, o-or my sister. Just me. My life is mine, yeah...but theirs are theirs, too.”

Sasuke just pouts at the sky.

“...besides, we’ll be too busy with the flower shop to care, right?” Her head turns to look at him, trying to perk him back up. “Or...I will be. You’ll be too busy with your music.”

“...I could lend a hand every once in a while. But you’ll have to teach me. I dunno anything about plants.”

“I’d be happy to.”

     Ooooof it's late, long day again OTL      More of the modern series with Hinata and Sasuke being childhood friends, separated by his parents' deaths. This time, they're reminiscing about their futures. I think Sasuke's plan sounds just about perfect, doesn't it?      Now, however, I need to go crash. Thanks for reading!

[sugarless--girl]

Day 7: Disaster — fem!Kuroken

Kuroo was a bit of a disaster around Kenma. The dark-haired girl was terrified that someday she’d slip up and it’d all come crashing down that she had the hots for her childhood friend.

Of course she fucks this up by making out with Kenma at a party. God help her poor soul.

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The party was an absolute disaster and everyone knew it. It wasn’t enough that cops were called half-way through the night, oh no—Kenma had to go and make shitty decisions in her inebriated state of mind. Remind her never to go to a frat party again.

When Kenma first woke up that morning, her hangover was painful enough that it left her cursing god and her dumbass past self. Why was she so stupid? After she finally managed to muster up the strength to sit up—trying not to gag a few times—Kenma looked around for her phone. But something else caught her attention—namely the fact that she was completely topless, no bra in sight. She wasn’t wearing pants either but at least she had her underwear. Small victories. She was also in her room, so she at least had enough sense to get back home.

Did Kenma get lucky last night or had she thrown up all over herself? The latter explanation didn’t account for the missing bra though. God, it was cold in this room. She slowly got out of her bed. Her sense of balance was worse than ever and the thought of even bending down to pick a shirt off the ground felt too much. Kenma just rooted around the closet until she found an oversized t-shirt to wear.

She went to the bathroom to get rid of the taste of alcohol in her mouth.  As Kenma grabbed her toothbrush, she took in her appearance in the mirror. Her hair was a total disaster—something she was not looking forward to fixing. She smelt like alcohol and sweat but the thought of stepping into the shower made her head spin. Her eyes traveled to her neck. It had a huge fucking hickey on it.

Who the fuck—?

Kenma pushed the thought out of her head. She’d have a mental breakdown later. She made her way to the kitchen, hoping to find Kuroo. Her longtime friend was standing at the stove with a look of intense concentration. Before Kenma could step closer, the smell hit her and it made her want to throw up right then and there. Luckily, she clearly threw up everything last night as she just gagged. But it did cause Kuroo to turn her way when she heard Kenma hitting the wall.

“K-Kenma! You’re up!!” She said, as she practically jumped out of her skin.

Her friend’s loud voice would’ve been comforting any other time but Kenma only felt, well, pain stabbing her head. “Kuro…..you’re too loud.”

“Ah, yeah sorry.” Kuroo stared at her oddly (probably staring at the hickey) but Kenma wasn’t in the mood to try and read the other girl’s expression.

“Aren’t you hungover?”

“No.” There was Kuroo’s easy going smile. “I actually watch my limit unlike you. Here, drink some water.”

Kenma took the cup and began sipping it. Drinking water was an ordeal itself. Why did she drink so much again?

“Oh, yeah I saw Shrimpy make out with that scary girlfriend of hers. Weren’t you hanging out with her?”

“Yes.” Kenma muttered mutinously, now remembering why she decided to suddenly torture her liver. Kuroo had ditched her to hang with Bokuto so she decided to find Hinata before the party got too hectic. But it hadn’t taken long for Hinata to get distracted by Kageyama, thus leaving Kenma to her own devices. She hated when her friends did this. Drag her to some random party, made her leave her 3DS behind so she could “socialize” and ditch her halfway through. Kuroo wasn’t too bad with leaving Kenma as the black-haired girl usually knew when Kenma was ready to bail but Hinata—despite being well-meaning—tended to get distracted easily.

God, what even happened last night?

“Uh, so you hungry?” Kenma just glared at Kuroo who laughed at her misery.

“You took me back last night, right?”

“Yeah?” Kuroo said, sounding weirdly hesitant

“Do you remember if I made out with anyone?” Kenma wasn’t the type to make out with strangers—not that she judged people who did, but it was definitely out of character for her. Drunk Kenma was more sleepy and cuddly than horny.

Kuroo stood tense at the stove. Kenma blinked as she tried to make sense of Kuroo’s strange behavior. “Was it—one of your exes or something?” That seemed like the only logical conclusion for the odd atmosphere.

“No, I didn’t see who the person was.” Kuroo muttered.

That explained it. Kuroo was doing her over-protective routine again. “Well, I’m gonna go shower.”

Kuroo whipped to look at Kenma. “Eat something first.”

Kenma grimaced. “After my shower.” She could feel Kuroo’s eyes on her and turned to look at the other girl. Kuroo just looked away.

Weird

Last night was a disaster. Kuroo was a disaster.

How the fuck was she going to live with the knowledge that she made out with her best friend? She was a godless sinner that deserved to be burned at the stake. She took advantage of Kenma when the other girl cuddled up to her. Never mind that Kuroo was just as fucked up as Kenma—she still took advantage of her friend’s trusting nature. Kuroo hadn’t gotten drunk in a while now so last night had been bad. A disaster even.

Kuroo had luckily come to her senses and stumbled drunkenly into the bathroom to throw-up the rest of the alcohol to sober up quicker. Never had she been so thankful for her gag reflexes. Of course, sobering up just made her feel worse.

Not to be dramatic or anything but she totally got why people became raging alcoholics. It was way easier to ignore your feelings when you were drunk out of your minds. But you made stupider decisions so maybe it wasn’t worth it.

Kenma knew something was wrong despite being massively hung-over. When she finally recovered she’d probably ask Kuroo what the hell was going on and Kuroo knew there was no way she’d be able to lie to her face like that. She hadn’t ever been able to lie to Kenma. She was just too perceptive. But the other girl knew when to give Kuroo her space so she hoped that Kenma would let it go this time. That was the only reason she got away with not spilling her guts about her raging lesbian crush on the other girl.

She looked down to her frying pan and sighed. It had turned out slightly overcooked during her self-loathing episode—Kenma wouldn’t mind but Kuroo hated making anything less than perfect for her.

Kenma stepped back into the kitchen, toweling her hair dry. She felt significantly more like a human being after properly cleaning up. Her hair—which initially smelled like someone dumped a shot of vodka all over it—was washed and she no longer felt like that one time where she stayed up three days in a row to finish Dark Souls. She did not finish Dark Souls in those three days as it was rather difficult to react fast when you were sleep-deprived. Who knew?

In the shower, she spent a good deal of time wondering who the hell gave her that hickey. Was it a stranger or was it someone she knew? She contemplated asking Hinata about it but figured going to Kuroo would be the best place to start.

Kenma sat down at the dining table and Kuroo placed an omlette in front of her. She was grateful it looked rather plain as the thought of digesting much else seemed like an ordeal in it of itself. Kuroo watched her as she slowly dug into her meal. Kenma’s stomach was beginning to rebel but she wasn’t about to throw up now.

“Good?” Kuroo asked

“Mmh.” Kenma looked up to see Kuroo staring intently at her nails. “Kuro? Aren’t you going to eat?”

“Ah, I already did.”

Something felt off. “Did you see your ex at the party last night?”

“No? Why are you bringing him up?” Kuroo asked with a frown

Kenma shrugged and continued to eat her breakfast. Kuroo’s breakup had been a messy one but not many people knew the details. Apparently Bokuto knew and that bother Kenma. All she knew, herself, was that it had something to do with her.

“Did you see me with anyone?”

“Well I didn’t see you much in the beginning of the party.”

“But you took me home, right?” Kenma pressed.

“Uh, yeah?”

“You didn’t see me with anyone when you came to take me back?”

Kuroo rubbed her neck. “No…”

Wait…. “Did I have hickey at that time?”

Kuroo looked everywhere but at her. Surely not…

“Kuro, did you give me this hickey?”

To Kenma’s mild horror, tears began welling up in Kuroo’s eyes. “I-I’m so sorry Kenma. I’m really sorry. You can—you can do whatever you want with me. I’m just—“

“Wait, wait, wait…so let me get the events in order: you called a Lyft or something and we went back to our dorm. And then we ended up making out on my bed I’m guessing. And then you got horrified and went to wallow in your room, right?” Everything was starting to finally make sense to Kenma. She always felt as though she were missing something with Kuroo. She knew that a kiss wouldn’t bother Kuroo that much unless it had weight behind it—Kuroo hardly cared about kissing Bokuto after all.

“Yes….” If the kicked puppy look was saying anything, then it was clear that Kuroo expected the worst.

“Kuro….how long have we known each other?”

“I-is this a trick question?”

“No—I mean, why would you expect that I’d get mad?”

“Well because you got mad at Lev…”

“You and I both established Lev is an idiot.” Kenma sighed. “I’m just surprised I didn’t notice this about you.”

“Notice what?” Kuroo asked, slowly looking up at Kenma.

“You liking me.” At that, Kuroo buried her hands in her face and groaned.

“I didn’t want you to notice, that’s why.”

“Why? Because I don’t like you?”

Kuroo mumbled something intelligible in her hands but Kenma had an idea of what she was getting at.

“Kuro….you’re the exception to a lot of my rules. It’s why the thing I’m most surprised about is that I didn’t pick up on your crush.”

“Yeah?” Kuroo asked, peaking up from her hands.

“Yeah.” Kenma smiled, “I notice you all the time.”

Kuroo smiled for what felt like the first time that morning and Kenma’s raging headache didn’t feel as bad as before.

[lilietsblog]

LETS GO MIRAI NIKKI LIVEBLOG THIS TIME HOPEFULLY WITH SCREENSHOTS

(update: nope didnt work. guess i do have to save the pics separately and not just copy-paste them into an rtf o well)

last time on: is Gasai trying to kill them??? i have no idea last time she was onscreen they (she and Yukki) were drinking soda from the vending machine????

I LOVE AKISE AND HIS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS SO MUCH like theres the normal guy freaking out and then theres this beautiful white haired disaster

meanwhile I think Yuno is??? roleplaying??? like she counts on him being non-responsive to play out her fantasy of being a caring housewife? anyway yeah she's done this offscreen huh. that was a jarring transition

AND SUDDENLY OPENING its somehow SUDDEN every time and I admire that man I love this opening so much and I cant take a single screenshot reflecting how awesome it is because the entire Thing is constant movement so hey Akise whatcha thinking man I love just the CONTRAST Akise:

Other people:

what is it with me and characters who never show their emotions on their face or in their voice but act exclusively based on them??? like theres this very specific anime trope of a white haired character who is stoic as fuck but instead of making rational decisions motivated by human people logic they do 100% self-destructive things based on curiosity / love / sense of duty / whatever the fuck else and in the end they appear to be missing precisely one emotion and that's self-preservation (yes self preservation is totally an emotion look it up) Akise is that exact trope and I LOVE IT SO FUCKING MUCH meanwhile, Yuno is having trouble feeding an unconscious prisoner... what an unexpected problem that could in no way be foreseen. let me guess: she's going to try to wake him up so he can swallow his damn katsudon ah no instead Hinata intervenes. hon SHE BEAT HIM UP AND TIED HIM TO A CHAIR HOW MUCH DO YOU THINK SHE CARES IF HE WANTS KATSUDON. what made you think speaking up was a good idea here

theres a meme of 'ask someone whos not in the fandom to interpret whats going on in this picture' but you know i think random ppl would identify this situation 100% correctly +- who Hinata is to Yukki. this anime is a cultural icon "Aren't you Yukiteru's girlfriend? Can't you tell?" I love the moon logic this anime operates on, that people inside it are forced to work within. Hinata knows how to put it in the one and only way Yuno would be willing to engage with it, ha. Aaaand looks like it's less roleplaying and more delusion. oh Yuno ah she figures out how to make him open his mouth by pressing on his jaw Yuno honey maybe the police wont come after HIM but after the shit you pulled it sure as fuck will come after YOU then again according to Akise it was coming after you anyway I guess I'm morbidly curious as to exactly how Yuno is going to organize Yukki peeing >_< huh, a sock aaaand Akise goes for the win! two skulls alas I already know One Spoiler that they are her parents, and her actions Almost Kinda Make Sense in that dream logic way so I think last time we saw the bodies they were mummies? but now that's definitely skeletons. huh

okay I'll be honest this is a reaction I did not predict this anime keeps surprising me with happenings that make perfect sense in retrospect, I really respect that about it OH IS THIS THE SCENE THAT SCREENSHOT SET WAS FROM NO I THINK THAT WAS YUKKI ASKING HER but Akise what the fuck are you counting on, that she'll come murder you in person??? I doubt all three of you could overpower her in Murder Mode tbh did you see her with an axe oh right you didnt :>

OH HEY THAT'S CLEVER I like how Yuno goes between 100% self-delusion about Yukki and painful 100% sane clarity about the horrible stuff with the other option being relatively normal interactions with Yuuki, memory suppression about murders and cheerful willingness to kill anyone for Yukki I think that second option really is better for her long-term )= you two do you realize she hears you as well maybe shut up okay no not really -I- know she's thinking because of the camera movement and stuff, -they- don't aaand she laughs. i dont think anyone (other than Akise I guess) saw this coming okay yeah looks like the gamble failed. the mind-preservation instinct of retreating into delusion overpowered the more mundane concerns so that's totally ventilation up there huh. I'm not sure if the gas plan will work for her huh so hum moment of truth WILL Akise send the email to the police or was that just a threat? (orrr the police might know already? he might have told That Nice Cop Guy about it) awww Kousaka's dying message is kinda cute

kinda superfluous - the police already know who they're looking for - but nice AHAHAHA POST LIMIT THAT'S KINDA HILARIOUS THAT'S WHY EVERYONE ELSE JUST USED THE MEMO FUNCTION ah no the rank increased fair enough wait what????? what the fuck @ Deus ah okay to clarify: what the fuck @ 8th well hey it worked out! I still quesiton a ventilation duct in a gassing room but hey I guess there was a lot of gas and Yuno didn't see a reason to conserve it and Kousaka's question is of course why the fuck is Yuno in her underwear. I mean... fair enough, I'm kinda curious too omfg

HELLO POLICE I WOULD LIKE TO REPORT A MURDER oh right... bad joke anyway I like how camera doesn't play along with Kousaka, while he's saying he's the ultimate weapon he's literally blocked by Yuno's head. we know who the main character is oh hey Yukki is coming to his senses! but can't talk huh right I figured it'd be the soda

*whaps with newspaper* NO NO BAD YUNO STOP THAT (she's drawn so prettily tho damn <3)

oh my sweet summer child you don't know the rules of this game AT ALL hum and the girls can't escape the same way he did because they aren't tall enough dude she's gone up against like five diary owners already and came up on top every time you don't know who you're challenging

huh she actually agrees to play the game wonder if that's genuine or if she has a plan like, I can imagine she's just been pulled into the situation and the role of the big bad setting up traps enough to enjoy toying with people and not just getting her way at the very least she hasn't axe-murdered him... or Hinata for that matter... yet

SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED it definitely wasn't just one event tho. Yuno doesn't act like someone who used to be a normal healthy kid in a supportive environment until One Bad Thing Happened and took their entire world. No, Yuno is acting like someone who'd built up the dissociation/delusion defense mechanisms over a long, long time, like, say, a victim of abuse who finally snapped and then didnt find a way to snap back I just wanna knooooow

OH MY GOD SHE SOUNDS LIKE SHE HAS A PLAN IS IT NECROMANCY IS SHE GONNA DRESS UP YUKKI AND HINATA AS HER PARENTS WHAT THE FUCK hum what did Yukki realize that's not a key is it?

IT ACTUALLY WORKED I CAN'T BELIEVE aaand

yeah at least she didn't kill him... immediately hum

Hinata and Yukki are both tied up so I'm not sure what they can do together behind Yuno's back but I know a foreshadowing shot when I see one for all that this anime keeps genuinely surprising me with twists, it does take care to make the events easy to follow, and I like that this is Quality Storytelling

yeah but it would have shown a Dead End, right??? or does it not work like that because it's like a 'secondary' diary, an offshoot of the 8th??? I wonder

AHAHHA sorry Yuno you're used to being up against diary owners, but so is Yukki, and he's been growing more competent at this too

NICE and she'd given him his own diary -> ???? brilliant decision but seriously if Hinata did something to Yukki wouldn't that be predicted orrr I guess Yukki's actions were actions of a diary owner so when he made a new decision based on his diary (again, brilliant decision) it changed he prediction ooooohhh she kicked the key that wasn't doing anything to Yukki in itself, it just enabled Yukki to act, which, again, the actions of a diary owner three diary owners????? please tell me that's Akise and Mao and oh right Kousaka was the third one the math doesn't add up :x I think the three diary owners would be able to find them bc of Kousaka's Diary and that's the 8th's plan

this must look so utterly surreal from the side

Yuno? You're not going to drug me and tie me up and try to kill my friends, are you? This girl seriously needs to learn how normal relationships work and I Yearn to learn what the fuck fucked her up like that.

BAD MOVE YUNO HE ALREADY TRIED THAT THIS IS THE RESULT

congrats Yuno you Fucked That Up

sorry but... yeah. you deserve this

???? someone in the cast lives in an orphanage??? I'm calling Akise in that case

oh nm it's something else huh

ah that's what it was oh Kousaka everything about you was a bad idea ...

... what

it really, really fucking isn't Yukki acted on information he had, and made the best decisions he had available. but he can't control other people's actions

...are these... the apprentice diary owners? how does the system work, anyway? how does the 8th send them after anyone? Kousaka has no clue...

uh was the dramatic slo mo effect in-universe too??? they were kind of racing on opposite lanes that couldn't have taken more than like. two seconds

see that's not wrong but. you really need to up your girlfriend game dammit im just rooting for Yuno in all this. you go girl. you fight your inner demons and figure out a happy ending for yourself damn that felt like a really long episode. probably because of the screenshots here's a proposition of a new function for the tumblr staff: uploading .rtf files automatically, splitting into several posts if they are too big. thats the kind of convenience the social media is supposed to offer, right? oh hey Murmur's diary! third installment of the You Saved Me series

beautiful

you naive fucking child oh my god Murmur

MURMUR NO

so was this, like, a dream or something? hum interesting