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“my mouth to your mouth”

— a vulcan tryna rizz up a human who doesn’t really know how mind melds work, probably

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Shattered is like a Voyager best of. Chakotay and Janeway going back/forward in time flirting their way through all their biggest missions. I'm so in love with this show

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In the pilot episode for 'Star Trek Voyager', Captain Janeway says "you've never seen Voyager". This is a subtle reference to the fact that I have never watched the show 'Star Trek Voyager'

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or neelix’s cooking is SO bad that it manages to consistently fit the profile of bad food across the palates of multiple species who have evolved wildly different taste buds. maybe it’s bad to vulcans in a way humans can’t even imagine (and vice versa)

I've just realised: an implication of everyone hating Neelix's cooking is that sense of taste transcends species boundaries... Like, even though Vulcans and Klingons and humans all evolved in different places with different types of food, the taste buds are all aligned

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Commander Chakotay

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the narrative turned out to be too strong :(

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girls be like i know this spot then strand everyone in the delta quadrant

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my baby, my baby

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i want to be at the annual voyager science fair right now eating from their snacks table

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I love you so much already Boophis kirki, Boophis picardi, Boophis siskoi, Boophis janewayae, Boophis archeri, Boophis pikei, and Boophis burbhamae!!! You're doing an awesome job

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my favourite voyager staff meetings

their first sad senior staff meeting in parallax when they barely have any of the senior officer positions filled and it's just janeway and a bunch of her sad guys

also parallax, when janeway and b'elanna have their first nerd moment together

when they land on the amelia earhart planet and they have their meeting and the room is filled with sunlight <3

janeway in scientific method leading the meeting but she's unhinged because she hasn't slept for a week and b'elanna and tom are terrified of getting yelled at for making out in engineering

night staff meeting. chakotay cannot boost morale. everyone is bored. they're all like 'where's janeway' and he's like 'none of your business okay?? if she wants to spend time in her room with all the lights turned off being sad that's up to her'

seven presenting her powerpoint about how shitty everyone is at staff management in good shepherd. first off why is she giving that presentation instead of chakotay, isn't he in charge of personnel? and second janeway must have greenlit that powerpoint presentation so is she just letting seven go off and do one of her little projects because she knows it brings her joy or what

year of hell senior staff meeting. depressing. eating neelix's spam and gravel soup. janeway is ready to lash out and kill

janeway plotting how to loot the borg and leaning dramatically against everyone's chairs and talking about heists and having the best time and everyone else has this subtle look in their eyes like bro what is wrong with her

tom explaining that they have to break into the fortress of doom to turn off the death ray

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Tom Paris is so hilarious because he's a "cool" character written by the kind of people who write Star Trek, so it's just like "What are cool people into?" "Uh...fast cars! Rock & roll! Pool! Pizza! Black and white sci-fi adventure serials! Uh...19th century whaling ships! Quaint Irish villages!" "Are you sure about those last ones?" "What are you saying they're *not* cool?" "Okay, fair point"

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I think janeway and chakotay are quantumly entangled actually

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Soon

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It's a human vice you might want to try one day. Keeps you sharp. — Kathryn Janeway, 5x15 “Dark Frontier”

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janeway, chakotay, and tuvok are going through shakespearean levels of drama with each other on a nigh-constant basis and then they just have to go work on the bridge together like none of that even happened