#himbo (affectionate)

[heich0e]

thinking abt physically affectionate men... casual touching before things are even romantic... they hug you when they say hello and then again when you say goodbye.... when they laugh rly hard they lean over so their weight is pressing into your shoulder.... they wrap an arm around your waist when you're in a crowded place to keep you close.... they can tell your hands are cold and take them in their own and rub them together to warm them up..... hm.....

[reveluving]

jeff sadecki thot (aka pathetic cmdr. graves), because why not!

My toxic trait is knowing that I (you) can treat Jeff better than anyone in that godforsaken world. He could be giving heart eyes when you style his hair in the bathroom, trapping you against his chest as his hands hold the counter's edge. He's almost entranced, listening to you hum a tune or watching you squint your eyes as a way to focus.

Jeff could either be fighting back a boner or the painful urge to pull you into a literal bone-crushing hug when you embrace him, enjoying the way you rub your face in his sweater a little too much.

Jeff could be anticipating the irresistible sparkle in your eyes when he lets you have a taste of his cooking.

Jeff could have a dreamy look on his face when he listens to you talk about your day, a few pages of a novel you're reading, or if you speak another language, sway him with your accent/dialect, even if you say the most random of lines. His favourite kind is when it's after dinner when he has his head on your lap as you run your fingers through his hair.

Jeff could be looking forward to rainy days, where he would want nothing more than to make sure you stay warm in his arms. Pulling the covers up to your shoulders, letting you seek the warmth of his body.

Jeff could be biting down a cheeky smile whenever you have to crane your neck a little in order to look up at him.

Jeff could have his day saved just by being blessed with a kiss from you. He does not discriminate, so long it's your lips, he is a goner. (But if you tiptoe to kiss the tip of his nose? Knockout.)

God, he is pathetic. So pathetic that you just want to cover this man's face with lipstick-stained kisses. And please do exactly that. Cradle his head, and stare into his eyes before you smother him with your love. He will actually pass out.

No joke. He told me.

💋

[cecoeur]

Himbo processing

[i-lavabean]

Messy sketch from @apricity-writes "Twisted Threads" featuring Kotallo having the Best Day meeting a falcon

[sm0kebreaks]

just saw someone refer to jon as a himbo.....

we have got to stop just saying words divorced from meaning

[rosepetalgold]

Roman: You know, I really think my intelligence is my most underrated quality.

Virgil: Bold words from someone who thought orange juice was called that because it's orange-colored.

Roman: How was I supposed to know it was named after a fruit?!

[headcanonsandmore]

Watching modern Doctor Who is like "The Doctor is such a complicated and dynamic character and their actions are really exciting to behold, with that complex personality impacting on the plot in so many ways!"

And watching classic Doctor Who is like "hehe silly cricket man fell over again 🤭".

[qiankunnies]

Hip Hop Unit — 'SEVENTEENTH HEAVEN' Official Photo AM 5:26 Ver

[frosteaart]

screenshot redraw from Fionna and Cake because omg my son is so grown up now

[mazojo]

Are they,,?? flirting or???? Is this like?,???, a bro thing??,

[cipheramnesia]

I mean saying the movie supported men's rights kind of ignores that what the kens did was painted as bad. Like that was very much the message of the film

That was the text of the film but not the message.

I'm not going to apply greater nuanced analysis to a movie that had all coherent structure papered over in producer notes. But for a movie that spends a lot of time pointing out situations that are unfair, not equal, or "bad" it didn't have anything to say about why or what might actually resolve the inequality.

Not saying it needs to author the revolution or anything, just it kinda stopped at "patriarchy bad because men rule all and are dumb boys who are gross" and I think that's boring? It's like hey, inequality sure is bad! And it seems like weird and wrong the girl empowerment doll for diverse women is exclusively developed by old white men! Followed by crickets chirping.

I was kinda waiting for the other shoe to drop, like yes, this is a pretty fun satirical look at gender and... and..? And that's it. Barbie world goes back to hierarchical control in a perfect utopia. The real world is unaffected because all those executives are just silly guys who are trying their best. Gloria gets to be a good mom, and hands her ideas over to the corporation. The new line of Barbies are Barbies that just don't want anything at all. And Margot Barbie just leaves.

Which is unfortunate because it starts out with a great deal of very interesting ideas, but ends up without anything much to say at all. It uses all the right words but mostly just kinda ascribes broad universal meaning and morality rather than considering any of it could have some underlying complexity.

We all know feminism can't hold hands with capitalism, but the Barbie movie wants the cache of the feminist movement beholden to the bottom line of Mattel's investors. And as a fun movie about children's dolls it's fine, but it's also selling itself as a feminist film, which it very much is not.

[whumpypepsigal]

The Night Agent s01e02: “Rose, it’s gonna be okay.”

[le-scenariste]

The scene immediately after the BELIEVE sign falls in front of the team is so fucking funny.

Isaac: *hits Jamie* Jamie: why the fuck d'you do that? Isaac: I was just checking if I acquired the ability to chop things in half Jamie: yeah and what if you hᵃᵈ???

These fucking idiots. Jamie not calling Isaac an idiot for thinking he could do that and instead pointing out the risk if Isaac had, in fact (somehow), chopped Jamie in half. Isaac apologizing after.

[interestinglittlerelationship]

[feykrorovaan]

My adventuring squad consists of 6 himbos and Auri...and sometimes Miraak...because his mod is broken and he refuses to follow me but I can summon him at will. Which he would canonically hate so I'm fine with it. :3

[ladyloveandjustice]

On top her good looks and badass evil swagger, she's got a himbo side! Truly the total package.