#Lucien Flavius

[nighting-crow]

Modded Followers (plus Crow) as Incorrect Quotes

Remiel: I told Taliesin to grab snacks for everyone. Xelzaz, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks? Remiel, Taliesin, and Khash raise their hands Eris: What time is it? Auri: I don’t know, pass me that saxaphone and we’ll find out Auri: BLASTS the saxaphone Taliesin: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE FUCKING MORNING?! Auri: It’s 2 am Nebarra: Some people are like slinkies. Gabrielle: What? Nebarra: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Gabrielle: Gabrielle: Please don't push Remiel down the stairs. Nebarra, pushing Remiel down the stairs: Too late. Auri: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Lucien: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Auri: Unapologetic. Hard to kill. Feral, filled with sunlight, bright, beautiful in a way that the conventional and controlling hate but cannot ever fully destroy. Stubborn. Happy. Bastardous. Friends with bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Taliesin: Edible. Eris: Is there something you would like to say, Nebarra? Nebarra: Oh, there are SEVERAL things I would like to say. Gabrielle: When do you usually go to sleep? Crow: Whenever I collapse is entirely up to the gods.

Inigo: Hey, can I get a sip of that water? Eris: It’s not water. Inigo: Vodka! I like your sty- Eris: It’s vinegar. Inigo: …What? Eris: It's vinegar, PUSSY. Taliesin: How high are you? Crow: Mm, I don’t know how to say it in feet. Gore: No, he's asking what drugs are you on. Crow: Oh, antidepressants, why? Auri: The Ocean is a soup. Xelzaz: Xelzaz: Do elaborate. Auri: What are needed for something to be a soup? Xelzaz: Erm... Water, salt, some form of vegetation, and personally I prefer some meat in mine. Auri: Tilts head Xelzaz: The Ocean is a Soup. Auri: The Ocean is a Soup. Lucien: Let's all agree that going up the stairs on all fours is actually the best experience on earth. Gore: Conversely, going down the stairs on all fours is actually the most terrifying experience on earth. Lucifer: You have Crayons? Crow: Yes, I have— Lucifer: You're— how old are you? Crow: YES I AM AN ADULT AND I HAVE CRAYONS, I HAVE A BOX OF EMERGENCY CRAYONS IN THE CABINET UNDER THE TV BECAUSE EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS SOMETIMES, OKAY? EVERYBODY NEEDS CRAYONS. Auri: You remind me of the ocean. Gabrielle: Because I'm deep and mysterious? Auri: No, because you're full of salt and you scare people. Inigo: Lol. Heads up if you try to make a candle with food coloring, the food coloring will just sink to the bottom of the glass, and when the flame eventually reaches the bottom all the food coloring will catch fire and become one giant tall flame that you cannot possibly blow out and the glass will start to crack and then you’ll throw your tea on it in a panic and then the extremely hot food coloring will boil and sizzle horribly and then the glass will shatter. Please take my word on this. Gabrielle: What did you do Inigo? Inigo: a Mistake.

Gore, holding an unconscious Auri: Oh no. Please don’t be dead. Gabrielle: Nebarra told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with. Lucien, setting down a card: Ace of spades. Nebarra, pulling out an Uno card: +4. Khash, pulling out a Pokémon card: Jolteon, I choose you! Gabrielle, trembling: What are we playing?! Lucifer: Is stabbing someone immoral? Remiel: Not if they consent to it. Eris: Depends on who your stabbing. Xelzaz: YES??!!? Kaidan (specifically about Gabrielle escaping the Deadlands): Did you win? Or just not die? Kaidan: Either way, hooray. Gabrielle: ...Is "no" a valid answer? Kaidan: The hooray is redacted and you frighten me. Crow: Good morning! Kaidan, checking his watch: Correct. Xelzaz: Adults are the most insanely stupid people I have the displeasure of interacting with. Nebarra, referring to himself and Auri: Even us? Xelzaz: Especially you guys. Auri: Nebarra: Auri: Petition to kick Xelzaz out so he stops insulting us. Nebarra: Seconded. Crow, singing to the tune of I Kissed a Girl: I killed a guy, and I liked it- Inigo, whispering: Should we call the exorcist? Khash, also singing: The taste of his cherry chapstick. Ashe, appalled: Call the exorcist.

[ososull]

Failed: Retrieve the Horn of Jurgen Windcaller

[rawtortellini]

[betweenblackberrybranches]

My Dragonborn: Guys, i think we're gonna have to kill that guy

My 10+ modded followers who make my laptop overheat to the point of me burning myself on it: Damn

[jenivere2]

some of my fav bois bc why not

[jhunals]

team dragonborn dashboard simulator

(in which the gang discuss the thalmor, rumarin tries something new, an alpha male ventures over to tumblr, and the ldb has a rough time)

[part 2]

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

I want everyone to know that @ thlmr.tal has a history of racist behavior, and you can see it clearly in his old posts. It's not a surprise that he still wears the robes of an organization known for gen*cide.

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

You scrolled past all the pictures of my cats on my blog to get to my old posts (from years ago, mind you), and you still left salty?

🌱 greenauri Follow

that in no way excuses what kaidan accused you of?

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

Ah. Well, I have a knack for brushing off my problematic elements.

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🌼 prince.cary Follow

just as a reminder, i am no longer affiliated with the thalmor. in fact, i actively speak out against them quite often.

🌼 prince.cary

update: my father found my blog and thereby my location due to the attention this post got. will be going offline for a while

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👹 rumarin Follow

about to try this new type of skooma since i don't see anyone else doing it

👹 rumarin

this skooma aint shit

👹 rumarin

who am i . what am ido ing here?

👹 rumarin

ithink i i h9 myslef

👹 rumarin

hmster

👹 rumarin

th dragobnorn wasrigh .t i tinki shld see a teraphist

👹 rumarin

update: it went well 👍

🐉 ldb Follow

ru what the fuck

🥴 elffcker96 Follow

we love you king but you should get help

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😈 bluecatinigo Follow

INIGO THE BRAVE

Volume II, Part V

Inigo was meandering past a farm, when suddenly he was caught in a surprise rainstorm. He ran for cover on the farm's porch, and the door promptly opened behind him. Within stood a tall farmer of unspecified gender and race.

"Come in, friend! The rain can be dreadful, but I have made some soup to get the chill out," said the farmer.

Inigo was grateful for the hospitality, and he followed the farmer inside.

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📜 scholarlucien Follow

Enlightening update! I did not see the plot twist coming. Glad Inigo survived that dragon attack :)

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🌱 greenauri Follow

i'm tired of EVERYTHING. i want to leave this party right now.

🌱 greenauri

yes, inigo and lucien were eating sweetrolls in front of me again

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🐺 rangerbishop Follow

A woman in a tavern is a red flag. I saw three yesterday laughing together at the Sleeping Giant Inn and I immediately knew something was up. Avoid these wenches at all costs. All they want is your coin.

🪲 thecuntress Follow

yesss pop off king

👑 sapphicmonarch Follow

saw this guy getting his ass kicked by a MUDCRAB on my way to markarth. in case ur wondering i did not help him

🌩️ drowstorm Follow

this dude asked me out. he made me pay for both our drinks btw

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

go to hell you you piece of hsit

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

you know this site is predominantly non-men right? idk what kind of audience you were expecting but you will not find it here

👊 mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit Follow

this mf needs to SHUT UP

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🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

reblog if you would fuck the LDB

🐉 ldb Follow

taliesin why would you post this

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

I need to scout out my competition.

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urls (some are a little on the nose lol):

ldb = the last dragonborn

dragonguard_kaidan = kaidan

thlmr.tal = taliesin

greenauri = auri

prince.cary = caryalind thallery

rumarin = rumarin duh

bluecatinigo = inigo

scholarlucien = lucien

rangerbishop = bishop from skyrim romance mod

lucifer.the.argonian = lucifer (the argonian)

mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit = based on foulserpent (on tumblr)'s dragonborn and their video series on bishop

all other urls = random npcs

[incorrect-custom-followers]

[dibby-io]

Skyrim Follower Memes I made (and will make more of >:) )

[starcleere]

My DB, waking up hungover: Sweet Mara... my head... Lucien: And hullo to you, Dragonborn! Feeling better after... well, I suppose you wouldn't remember, would you? DB: No, I don't. Why do I have bruises all over? Lucien: That would be from throwing yourself at every one of our companions to deliver, and I quote, "mandatory hug therapy." DB: ...oh no. Lucien: You wouldn't just hug us- it felt more like watching a bear with one leg climbing a tree than a hug. DB: Oh no. Lucien: For the taller folk you insisted that they backpack you across camp so that you can hug them while they do their thing. You cried on Master Xelzaz's shoulder about all your problems, and called Secunda 'too precious, too good for this world.' You were also munching on Gore's hair. DB: NO. Lucien: --you also carried our shorter companions like luggage. Auri says that the 'dragon spin' was fun, and wants to do a similar thing in the battlefield. DB: And... is that all I did? Lucien: You then proceeded to call yourself 'the dragon' and us 'your mountain of treasure', but you got tired halfway through the explanation and ended up sleeping on Taliesin's lap while he patted your head like a cat and Khash braided your hair. DB: ... Lucien: ... DB: ... Lucien: ...Dragonborn? DB: Lucien. Lucien: Yes? DB: Strike this from that record you're writing, or I'm going to haunt your bloodline.

[doshiiirak]

gods the more I play, the funnier it gets

[nighting-crow]

Me, starting another Skyrim play through with mostly follower mods: What could go wrong?

What went wrong:

[ososull]

messy mini comic because being Dragonborn is lowkey Taima’s worst nightmare lmaooooo

[feykrorovaan]

Miraak:"Ah, so the first Dragonborn meets the Last."

Kaidan:"Oh no, I'm not the Dragonborn."

Miraak:*looks at Gore, Taliesin, Inigo,and Caryalind* Which one of you is the Dragonborn?

Taliesin:*rolls eyes and picks up my tiny Breton self*

Bonus:*Auri starts biting Miraak's ankles, while Lucien starts asking exactly 102 questions about the Merethic era and dragon priests*

[azucarera-art]

this blog is not a safe space for haters of Lucien Flavius, World-Renowned Scholar of Dwemer Constructs, Arcane Engineer, Eminent Mage, Friend of the Last Dragonborn, and 'Something of a Muscian'

[podcastenthusiast]

Interactions that would exist if all my followers had banter with each other:

Xel, Remi, Val, Kaidan and Lucien would have a book club

Khash and Gore are welcome to join if they want but they're still learning to read and would rather chill by the campfire while Khash braids his hair probably

Inigo and Kaidan commiserate about their days as violent skooma fiends in love with terrible women (bandits, cults, is it so different?) and how much better things are for them both now

Xelzaz would give Val coffee and immediately become Val's best friend much to Remi's chagrin (those are her besties! they can't just be besties with eacb other! Her neurodivergence wouldn't take it well but it's okay they'd talk it out)

Xel and Val would also have a lot to discuss re: Dunmeri culture and Daedra. Maybe the team needs a former Daedra worshippers support group too

I think Khash should pick up curse words in everyone else's native languages. Remi wants to learn Jel, but Khash? Ehh she already knows how to say fuck.

Kaidan is a bit envious of Xel's connection to the Hist and his people, of what a comfort it must be to know you belong to something so much larger like that, to have family out there. Even though he knows family is more than blood.

Inigo would show Khash, just by being himself, that it isn't so bad to be one of a kind

Something about Val loving the sea and Khash's fear of water. Dunno what but there's something there.

Xel does all the cooking basically but Gore will hunt specific animals if he or the player ask. Kaidan helps sometimes too. A lot of mouths to feed.

Gore tries to teach Lucien how to start a fire like a real woodsman and Lucien really tries his best but he just Cannot. Val sneakily lights it with magic, winks at Kaidan and Gore (reinforcements were needed), and is like "Wow! Great job!"

Remi and Lucien have long academic conversations that make no sense at all to most of the party. I also feel like Remi steals like a ring from him before she starts to feel kinda bad and returns it.

Inigo would either think Scrap is the best thing ever and want one too or be utterly appalled that Remi made a spider that is not squishable at all

Given Gore's khajiit admiration he would fuckin love Inigo but not in a lowkey weird academic way like Lucien at first (and Xel most likely lbr), he just thinks Inigo is super cool and he's correct

Gore refuses to believe Lucien gets along with his parents so well. Normal well-adjusted people from good and living families simply don't end up here.