#Lucien Flavius

[rawtortellini]

[betweenblackberrybranches]

My Dragonborn: Guys, i think we're gonna have to kill that guy

My 10+ modded followers who make my laptop overheat to the point of me burning myself on it: Damn

[jenivere2]

some of my fav bois bc why not

[jhunals]

team dragonborn dashboard simulator

(in which the gang discuss the thalmor, rumarin tries something new, an alpha male ventures over to tumblr, and the ldb has a rough time)

[part 2]

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

I want everyone to know that @ thlmr.tal has a history of racist behavior, and you can see it clearly in his old posts. It's not a surprise that he still wears the robes of an organization known for gen*cide.

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

You scrolled past all the pictures of my cats on my blog to get to my old posts (from years ago, mind you), and you still left salty?

🌱 greenauri Follow

that in no way excuses what kaidan accused you of?

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

Ah. Well, I have a knack for brushing off my problematic elements.

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🌼 prince.cary Follow

just as a reminder, i am no longer affiliated with the thalmor. in fact, i actively speak out against them quite often.

🌼 prince.cary

update: my father found my blog and thereby my location due to the attention this post got. will be going offline for a while

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👹 rumarin Follow

about to try this new type of skooma since i don't see anyone else doing it

👹 rumarin

this skooma aint shit

👹 rumarin

who am i . what am ido ing here?

👹 rumarin

ithink i i h9 myslef

👹 rumarin

hmster

👹 rumarin

th dragobnorn wasrigh .t i tinki shld see a teraphist

👹 rumarin

update: it went well 👍

🐉 ldb Follow

ru what the fuck

🥴 elffcker96 Follow

we love you king but you should get help

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😈 bluecatinigo Follow

INIGO THE BRAVE

Volume II, Part V

Inigo was meandering past a farm, when suddenly he was caught in a surprise rainstorm. He ran for cover on the farm's porch, and the door promptly opened behind him. Within stood a tall farmer of unspecified gender and race.

"Come in, friend! The rain can be dreadful, but I have made some soup to get the chill out," said the farmer.

Inigo was grateful for the hospitality, and he followed the farmer inside.

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📜 scholarlucien Follow

Enlightening update! I did not see the plot twist coming. Glad Inigo survived that dragon attack :)

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🌱 greenauri Follow

i'm tired of EVERYTHING. i want to leave this party right now.

🌱 greenauri

yes, inigo and lucien were eating sweetrolls in front of me again

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🐺 rangerbishop Follow

A woman in a tavern is a red flag. I saw three yesterday laughing together at the Sleeping Giant Inn and I immediately knew something was up. Avoid these wenches at all costs. All they want is your coin.

🪲 thecuntress Follow

yesss pop off king

👑 sapphicmonarch Follow

saw this guy getting his ass kicked by a MUDCRAB on my way to markarth. in case ur wondering i did not help him

🌩️ drowstorm Follow

this dude asked me out. he made me pay for both our drinks btw

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

go to hell you you piece of hsit

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

you know this site is predominantly non-men right? idk what kind of audience you were expecting but you will not find it here

👊 mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit Follow

this mf needs to SHUT UP

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🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

reblog if you would fuck the LDB

🐉 ldb Follow

taliesin why would you post this

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

I need to scout out my competition.

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urls (some are a little on the nose lol):

ldb = the last dragonborn

dragonguard_kaidan = kaidan

thlmr.tal = taliesin

greenauri = auri

prince.cary = caryalind thallery

rumarin = rumarin duh

bluecatinigo = inigo

scholarlucien = lucien

rangerbishop = bishop from skyrim romance mod

lucifer.the.argonian = lucifer (the argonian)

mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit = based on foulserpent (on tumblr)'s dragonborn and their video series on bishop

all other urls = random npcs

[nighting-crow]

Me, starting another Skyrim play through with mostly follower mods: What could go wrong?

What went wrong:

[incorrect-custom-followers]

[dibby-io]

Skyrim Follower Memes I made (and will make more of >:) )

[andnowanowl]

Lucien Flavius, hesitantly sticking a knife in some bandits: "Your parents must be so disappointed in you." 😓

Taliesin, a half a second later while murder-hoboing his way through the same bandits: "Scream! Scream louder! Your mother can't save you now!" 😈

[doshiiirak]

gods the more I play, the funnier it gets

[feykrorovaan]

Miraak:"Ah, so the first Dragonborn meets the Last."

Kaidan:"Oh no, I'm not the Dragonborn."

Miraak:*looks at Gore, Taliesin, Inigo,and Caryalind* Which one of you is the Dragonborn?

Taliesin:*rolls eyes and picks up my tiny Breton self*

Bonus:*Auri starts biting Miraak's ankles, while Lucien starts asking exactly 102 questions about the Merethic era and dragon priests*

[azucarera-art]

this blog is not a safe space for haters of Lucien Flavius, World-Renowned Scholar of Dwemer Constructs, Arcane Engineer, Eminent Mage, Friend of the Last Dragonborn, and 'Something of a Muscian'

[setarmare]

The DB decided to put up a bulletin board for the gang, and Remi and Lucien are the proud duo to make the first post: proposing repurposing a dwemer ruin as a base.

This, of course, had some strong feedback from the rest of the group.

(in case tumblr crushes the quality, here's what's written on the paper):

Why we should use a Dwemer Ruin as a base: by Remiel and Lucien

NO

1 It's sustainable! no need to pave new land or dig up another mountain

I agree with not harming the land, but a Dwemer ruin is... - Auri

2 A natural fortress! Dwemer ruins stretch for miles under impenetrable rock. No one enters!

AND NO ONE LEAVES???!! - Taliesin

3 Bothered by all the noise in the forest or city? Fear not, there’s nothing but silence inside a Dwemer ruin. It’s nice and quiet :)

but Lucien, I thought you liked listening to the birds together when we camp outside :( - Inigo

Oh, Inigo, I love listening to the birds with you! It’s just the other... mysterious noises that scare me - Lucien

4 Last but not least, it’s cost-efficient. No need to spend money or resources buying/building an estate when a perfectly good ruin is right there!

Markarth is already a demonstration on how this idea is gonna go, and they had YEARS to try it out... - Val

[isamajor]

Lucien, you're kind of a nepobaby to be able to study in every academy just because Daddy and Mommy knows the right people, haha.

[trickster-tabby]

saw a template on tiktok and had to do it

I had to take pictures of my current game to get everything I needed for this LMAO

@dynamite124 may I interest you in a funny haha featuring your little guy

[lil-biscuits]

Happy 10th Halloween! Here is the 3rd batch of cvfs in costumes!