#Lucien Flavius

[rawtortellini]

[betweenblackberrybranches]

My Dragonborn: Guys, i think we're gonna have to kill that guy

My 10+ modded followers who make my laptop overheat to the point of me burning myself on it: Damn

[rosette-dragonborn]

I have been playing Skyrim for 11 years, and I JUST learned you can pick up bear traps.

[jenivere2]

some of my fav bois bc why not

[jhunals]

team dragonborn dashboard simulator

(in which the gang discuss the thalmor, rumarin tries something new, an alpha male ventures over to tumblr, and the ldb has a rough time)

[part 2]

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

I want everyone to know that @ thlmr.tal has a history of racist behavior, and you can see it clearly in his old posts. It's not a surprise that he still wears the robes of an organization known for gen*cide.

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

You scrolled past all the pictures of my cats on my blog to get to my old posts (from years ago, mind you), and you still left salty?

🌱 greenauri Follow

that in no way excuses what kaidan accused you of?

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

Ah. Well, I have a knack for brushing off my problematic elements.

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🌼 prince.cary Follow

just as a reminder, i am no longer affiliated with the thalmor. in fact, i actively speak out against them quite often.

🌼 prince.cary

update: my father found my blog and thereby my location due to the attention this post got. will be going offline for a while

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👹 rumarin Follow

about to try this new type of skooma since i don't see anyone else doing it

👹 rumarin

this skooma aint shit

👹 rumarin

who am i . what am ido ing here?

👹 rumarin

ithink i i h9 myslef

👹 rumarin

hmster

👹 rumarin

th dragobnorn wasrigh .t i tinki shld see a teraphist

👹 rumarin

update: it went well 👍

🐉 ldb Follow

ru what the fuck

🥴 elffcker96 Follow

we love you king but you should get help

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😈 bluecatinigo Follow

INIGO THE BRAVE

Volume II, Part V

Inigo was meandering past a farm, when suddenly he was caught in a surprise rainstorm. He ran for cover on the farm's porch, and the door promptly opened behind him. Within stood a tall farmer of unspecified gender and race.

"Come in, friend! The rain can be dreadful, but I have made some soup to get the chill out," said the farmer.

Inigo was grateful for the hospitality, and he followed the farmer inside.

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📜 scholarlucien Follow

Enlightening update! I did not see the plot twist coming. Glad Inigo survived that dragon attack :)

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🌱 greenauri Follow

i'm tired of EVERYTHING. i want to leave this party right now.

🌱 greenauri

yes, inigo and lucien were eating sweetrolls in front of me again

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🐺 rangerbishop Follow

A woman in a tavern is a red flag. I saw three yesterday laughing together at the Sleeping Giant Inn and I immediately knew something was up. Avoid these wenches at all costs. All they want is your coin.

🪲 thecuntress Follow

yesss pop off king

👑 sapphicmonarch Follow

saw this guy getting his ass kicked by a MUDCRAB on my way to markarth. in case ur wondering i did not help him

🌩️ drowstorm Follow

this dude asked me out. he made me pay for both our drinks btw

🗡️ dragonguard_kaidan Follow

go to hell you you piece of hsit

🐊 lucifer.the.argonian Follow

you know this site is predominantly non-men right? idk what kind of audience you were expecting but you will not find it here

👊 mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit Follow

this mf needs to SHUT UP

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🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

reblog if you would fuck the LDB

🐉 ldb Follow

taliesin why would you post this

🐱 thlmr.tal Follow

I need to scout out my competition.

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urls (some are a little on the nose lol):

ldb = the last dragonborn

dragonguard_kaidan = kaidan

thlmr.tal = taliesin

greenauri = auri

prince.cary = caryalind thallery

rumarin = rumarin duh

bluecatinigo = inigo

scholarlucien = lucien

rangerbishop = bishop from skyrim romance mod

lucifer.the.argonian = lucifer (the argonian)

mickeysdicksmasherthelorefriendlykhajiit = based on foulserpent (on tumblr)'s dragonborn and their video series on bishop

all other urls = random npcs

[morpheus-somnium]

words i think the modded followers would refer to penis as

gore: "dick"

kaidan: "cock"

auri: "meat"

lucien flavius: "you know! the erm.. the thing"

inigo the brave: "sexcalibur"

[incorrect-custom-followers]

[dibby-io]

Skyrim Follower Memes I made (and will make more of >:) )

[andnowanowl]

Lucien Flavius, hesitantly sticking a knife in some bandits: "Your parents must be so disappointed in you." 😓

Taliesin, a half a second later while murder-hoboing his way through the same bandits: "Scream! Scream louder! Your mother can't save you now!" 😈

[doshiiirak]

gods the more I play, the funnier it gets

[feykrorovaan]

Miraak:"Ah, so the first Dragonborn meets the Last."

Kaidan:"Oh no, I'm not the Dragonborn."

Miraak:*looks at Gore, Taliesin, Inigo,and Caryalind* Which one of you is the Dragonborn?

Taliesin:*rolls eyes and picks up my tiny Breton self*

Bonus:*Auri starts biting Miraak's ankles, while Lucien starts asking exactly 102 questions about the Merethic era and dragon priests*

[azucarera-art]

this blog is not a safe space for haters of Lucien Flavius, World-Renowned Scholar of Dwemer Constructs, Arcane Engineer, Eminent Mage, Friend of the Last Dragonborn, and 'Something of a Muscian'

[kreinvulon]

tiktok does not like me , so i’m putting this compilation here ^_^ hello tesblr

[isamajor]

Lucien, you're kind of a nepobaby to be able to study in every academy just because Daddy and Mommy knows the right people, haha.

[setarmare]

My DB, waking up hungover: Sweet Mara... my head... Lucien: And hullo to you, Dragonborn! Feeling better after... well, I suppose you wouldn't remember, would you? DB: No, I don't. Why do I have bruises all over? Lucien: That would be from throwing yourself at every one of our companions to deliver, and I quote, "mandatory hug therapy." DB: ...oh no. Lucien: You wouldn't just hug us- it felt more like watching a bear with one leg climbing a tree than a hug. DB: Oh no. Lucien: For the taller folk you insisted that they backpack you across camp so that you can hug them while they do their thing. You cried on Master Xelzaz's shoulder about all your problems, and called Secunda 'too precious, too good for this world.' You were also munching on Gore's hair. DB: NO. Lucien: --you also carried our shorter companions like luggage. Auri says that the 'dragon spin' was fun, and wants to do a similar thing in the battlefield. DB: And... is that all I did? Lucien: You then proceeded to call yourself 'the dragon' and us 'your mountain of treasure', but you got tired halfway through the explanation and ended up sleeping on Taliesin's lap while he patted your head like a cat and Khash braided your hair. DB: ... Lucien: ... DB: ... Lucien: ...Dragonborn? DB: Lucien. Lucien: Yes? DB: Strike this from that record you're writing, or I'm going to haunt your bloodline.