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THATS NOT NOICE >:[ 👨🏽🎨 🇫🇷🥖*SMACKS*
#keldon looks so small and polite here lol#'he BROKE my BRACELET !''NOIDIDNT!!“#thats Not true ☝🏽😾 !#thats a LIE 😾‼️‼️ * ace attorney HOLD IT music *#he just LIED 😾‼️‼️‼️#how quickly keldon goes from defending himself to curiously inspecting the gluteon free snack 😭#taurus king sochan never beating the stereotypes#his continuous munch then random low effort interaction before continuing his munch#foob 🤤🤤..#'FAMILY DOESNT LIE 😾‼️‼️'#friends dont lie stranger things ass#cgi/animated disney movie heartfelt family movie this is the point in the plot where we split up bcs things got suddenly shaky between us#part of the movie ass quote#his arm sleeve 🥰🥰 he is so cute#i love u keldon#him trying to be pretend mean and not being able to go thru with it lol#keldon
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Hnmmm I’m bad at asking questions but I want to know more about baby!hermes AU/any headcanons you have for epic!hermes so uhh use this ask to shameless share stuff
ok ok i dont actually have too much cuz its like 6am BUT.
rebabied hermes AU
he has a cow plushie. possibly made by penelope? either way it’s funny
ABSOLUTELY tried to steal ody’s cattle first thing. ended with anti-hermes measures aided by apollo
has woken up ody and pen several times playing the lyre like a guitar in the middle of the night. for funsies.
while he’s very bold, he’s also very easily spooked. bolts faster than a cat at sudden movements and loud noises (realizing my hermes is very catlike help)
notoriously known for “if you can’t find him, he’s causing trouble.” ody and pen will search the palace for him for hours then find out him and telemachus are wreaking havoc down in the market
he can ramble for hours. either about the same thing or he jumps topics every 30 seconds. sometimes it devolves into gibberish. penelope is VERY used to this from ody and tele and able to actually engage, while ody looks at her like “?? is this what i put you through”. telemachus is “← his ass is NOT listening” but sits thru it without a problem
for the first few weeks he pretends that he has to shed feathers just to cause problems for One Specific Servant he doesn’t like. then apollo stops by like “why tf is the palace covered in baby fluff. this is unnecessary” and hermes has to actually communicate because apollo is trained to see through his bs lol
ody tries to put him in timeout and he goes “you’re MY great-grandson!! and i’m a god!!! you can’t make me do anything!! YOU go in the corner!!!!!” which earns him a very long lecture from penelope as the alternative. never fusses over timeout again and does a very good job thinking about what he’s done. as an equivalent for stickers pen just gives him interesting little baubles that have his attention for hours afterwards
despite being a small child he still traumatizes telemachus with completely unnecessary tidbits about ody. then they go cause problems together anyways
probably more later idk lol
epic / regular hermes
he’s a stoner. this is basically accepted as canon by most fans now but i digress
this is kinda more general hermes than just epic, but: i imagine that when ody was a baby he was a BIG crier—anticlea and laertes were up almost every night trying to figure out how to calm him down. then, one night, anticlea wakes to him crying, but it stops suddenly and she panics, hurrying to his room. there, instead of something terrible, she finds hermes gently dancing with baby ody and singing lullabies that apollo used to sing to him. ody is absolutely enamored with him, just staring up at hermes with the biggest, most fascinated eyes. i imagine hermes also has his facial wings aside, but baby ody doesn’t seem at all scared of having the full attention of six glowing eyes :)
every problem odysseus causes is reason for celebration. every trick, every feat, every theft—and, at the same time, every generosity to the beggars and less fortunate of his kingdom. (i mean. hermes is a patron of groups that are usually lower class hshhs)
he and apollo are besties now but apollo absolutely still has days where he wants to throttle hermes. especially when hermes brings up the cows. hermes LOVES bringing up the cows. apollo proceeds to set his clothes on fire, like any immensely irritated big brother
sad moment but hermes has so much guilt over odysseus’s suffering. he’s meant to protect travelers, and he’s granted odysseus as much luck and protection as he can, but he couldn’t protect his crew and he couldn’t spare his great-grandson from horrible anguish. i know gods in mythos care very little for mortals, but hermes just feels different to me. in the odyssey he’s very kind and benevolent, legitimately caring for odysseus from what we can tell, and seeing his family in so much pain hurts him too
he visits anticlea frequently after her death
my brain is not at functioning capacity so this is all i got but yeah :)
#puppy yaps back#epic the musical#hermes#epic hermes#rebabied hermes au#baby hermes#cw drug mention#for the stoner part
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[NSFW AU prompt] Bunny Prince Ouma and His Guard Saihara
Apollo: Thought of two more royal aus Either Prince Shuichi x Personal Assistant (or really any servant) Kokichi Or Bratty Prince Kokichi x Personal Guard fed up with his shit Shuichi
[I asked about the first one, but literally everyone else picked the second, and I am glad we went with it]
Apollo: I read a story for a different fandom ages ago where the guard got so fed up that in the middle of the night, they dragged the prince to the empty throne room and fucked him on his throne so whenever he had to sit in there, all he'd be able to think of is the time he got fucked by his secret boyfriend I think they were planning to marry once he became King or something
Bunny: see the thing is kokichi is not actually even close to a spoilt, utterly out-of-touch, silver spoon little princeling. but i am not thinking with my first head here okay put him in ruffles
Apollo: He's not out of touch but sometimes he acts like it and Shuichi has to put him back in his place because how the fuck are you meant to run a kingdom when you're acting like that?
Bunny: consider: he keeps running away to Shenanigan in the village near the castle and shuuichi has to chase him down i love when shuuichi grows enough of a spine to be someone's rock
Dra: Help he pretends to be a commoner,,
Bunny: he wears the silly vampire cloak all hooded and creeping thru the commoner alleyways
Apollo: He tries to act all innocent after running off so when they're alone in Kokichi's room, Shuichi spanks him as punishment before walking out to stand guard because he's not fucking Kokichi as part of the punishment
Hina: Is he out of touch or acting?
Bunny: see i think it would be interesting if he THOUGHT he wasn't out of touch he could also be adopted by the king and queen as a pr move, if you want to give him a more canon-adjacent backstory
Apollo: Yes. He's just some kid they adopted and he KNOWS it was nothing more than a PR stunt so screw it. He's gonna be a dick when possible then get dicked down by his sassy guard boyfriend
Bunny: adopt him as a pr move?? he'll be nice long enough to cement his place and then become a pr nightmare better get a personal guard to reign him in and keep him from shenaniganizing… sure that'll work……
Hina: What if they caught him stealing from the castle or SMTH? And they were just so generous and recognized a ��soul in need” that they took him under their wing themselves
Bunny: i need shuuichi to say "your highness" in the most disrespectful way possible points if he's in front of the king and queen and saying it ostensibly respectfully but all kokichi can hear is the way he said it last night he knows he doesn't mean it squirming in his lil throne
Apollo: They ask if he's okay and he has to lie. Shuichi is just smirking because no one is looking at him anymore other than Kokichi. The only other people who know about them is DICE and the other staff. Kokichi is actively destroying any hope of his parents hooking him up with someone from another kingdom
Hina: Are they trying to marry him off
Bunny: how sex-positive is this kingdom? is kokichi's virginity cared about
Apollo: I mean a lot of kingdoms try to marry off their kids for stronger connections and shit so I think it'd be funny if Kokichi's ruining all of their attempts to he can stay with the hot guard I find both options hilarious. Either they want him 'pure' for when he eventually gets married or they don't care he's slept around as long as he behaves damn it!
Hina: Do they care about homosexual couples or nah?
Apollo: Nah they're chill with that if they weren't Kokichi would ruin them
Bunny: 'kokichi' and 'purity' in the same sentence are already so fucking funny but yeah i can go for some good Defilement™ just be SUBTLE about being a whore jesus christ STOP EYEING UP THAT DUKE YOU'RE EMBARRASSING US
Apollo: "Now honey we know you're…Exploring yourself but please try to behave." "Uh huh sure…Anyway, you reckon he'd be down to fuck?" "Kokichi!" "What? I'm just asking!"
Dra: Are we allowed to angst in here/hj
Bunny: chanting ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT, ASSASSINATION ATTEMPT, ASS-
Dra: I can't believe I'm bringing Islam here again but Fun fact when they tried to kill the prophet someone else slept in his bed and they almost cut his head off Saioucoded methinks
Bunny: maybe someone's a royal purist and mad he got adopted?
Apollo: Maki is the assassin which hurts because both Kokichi and Shuichi knew her growing up. Kokichi from the orphanage and Shuichi via Kaito. So now Shuichi is forced to fight one of his friends
Bunny: why did shuuichi get hired. how did he gain a reputation as a brat tamer
Hina: Remember how he wrestled an alligator?
Apollo: NEW IDEA: Kokichi's parents are Nagito and Hajime who are just pretending they don't know that their son is a fucking whore for his guard. They're supportive but are still trying to figure out a way to bring it up.
Bunny: awww but i wanted them to suck nagito and hajime would be actually decent parents how am i meant to cheer for their banishment like this the idea of them just. trying to figure out how to breach the subject is SO funny though
Hina: You see. I love the idea of Hajime fucking hating Shuichi in this context, so.
Apollo: Hajime being the dad to rant about Shuichi not getting permission to date let alone have sex with their son while Nagito is just sitting there like Isn't young love adorable?
Mauri: something something kokichi watching shuichi train and getting horny bc of how easily he could throw him across the room (but wouldn’t bc shuichi is a sweetheart) Apollo: YES! Kokichi keeps sneaking away from his lessons because god DAMN his boyfriend is hot and can do whatever the fuck he wants to him
Mauri: “your parents will have my head if anything happens to you, especially with your own guard-“ “shuichi beloved shut up and let me give YOU head”
Dra: How petty do we want Shu in this
Bunny: extremely wait, toward who?
Apollo: OKAY BUT NAGITO IS THE ROYAL BORN WHO DATED THE 'COMMONER' WHICH PISSED OFF HIS PARENTS AND THEY KEEP TRYING TO PRESSURE THE PAIR TO AT LEAST MARRY KOKICHI OFF TO SOMEONE OF 'DECENT' BLOOD AND THEY KEEP GOING TO HIM WITH PHOTOS OF PRINCESSES AND (EVENTUALLY) PRINCES BUT KOKICHI IS TURNING THEM ALL DOWN BECAUSE FUCK HIS HOMOPHOBIC CLASSEST GRANDPARENTS!
Mauri: ,,,can fantasy elements be introduced bc i want kokichi helping tenko woo the royal mage himiko [I cut out a portion when an arranged marriage was suggested between him and Tenko]
Dra: Can we creature the characters [pleading face emoji] just slightly Maybe not straight up critters but some small traits sjfjd
Apollo: Himiko is Kokichi's magic teacher and he spends the whole time trying to hook her up with Tenko
Bunny: THAT DOESN;T SPECIFY WHETHER I CAN PULL OUT THE BUNKICHI PARTY POPPER YET DRA /SILLY his ears flattened under the cloak hood,, shuuichi yanks it off and they just ! straight up
[ideas for Shuichi] Sini: Half elf? Dra: Pointy ears,,,, Sini: To match bf in a way Apollo: Kokichi keeps poking his ears so Shuichi just gently tugs on his Lulu: Shu high elf. Intense parental pressure to be confident and proper. <- doesn’t know what the conversation is about Dra: That or he should get a tail that can also drag Kokichi when wrapped around him/hj
Bunny: aww shuuichi can't drag kokichi around by his ear like this huh…sacrifices must be made for bnuy i suppose did we ever decide what DICE are to him?
Apollo: Ooooo what if Nagito brought all of them back with him after learning they knew Kokichi before he was adopted and brings them all to Hajime like Babe can we keep them? Look at them! They're adorable and Kichi's friends! [pleading face emoji]
Bunny: (hajime vc) YOU ALREADY GAVE ALL OUR ROOMS TO THOSE LITTLE CANDY-COLORED HEATHENS JUST BECAUSE WE LIVE IN A CASTLE DOESN'T MEAN WE HAVE INFINITE ORPHAN SPACE
Sini:Nagito stop adopting strays challenge
Apollo: Hajime loves his stupid husband but damn does he wish he had more impulse control
Bunny: the castle was so cold and quiet when he was young. never again it's full of laughing children now. if they steal all his food then that price must be paid sndsbjfgsf the kitchens are TERRORIZED they could just ask but they like theft. it's funny
Apollo: Kokichi hugs his parents and mumbles a thank you before running off to play with his friends (when they're not working at least the ones old enough. The only catch was they needed to work which none of them minded because it's easy and fun work)
Hina: Nagito’s parents like. “Y’all need an heir” and Nagito is like, “I’ve got twenty.”
Bunny: "they'll just bite each other for the crown. it's fine" "togami's parents did that i'm pretty sure" "they'll prove the strength of their hope" ok so that's the Lore established. what's the third act conflict and why is it grandpa and grandma hiring an assassin
Apollo: Can't deal with all the poors 'dirting' the castle and it started with the purple brat. If it weren't for him, they might have been able to convince Nagito to dump Hajime and find someone else (it wouldn't have worked) so now they want the twink gone
Bunny: psssst shuuichi i found a way for you to endear urself to the parents you may or may not have to get stabbed
Apollo: Want to know how to get the Kings to approve of you constantly fucking the Prince? Just get stabbed!
Bunny: okay but for real kokichi not moving an inch from his bedside,,,
Apollo: He starts arguing with whoever tries to get him leave and says they'll have to drag him kicking and screaming from the damn room if they want him out
Bunny: shuuichi's gonna drag him kicking and screaming when he wakes up cracks an eye open like hm i sense poor self care kokichi's fucked in more ways than one! he ties kokichi down and it's NOT EVEN SEXY. the BETRAYAL it's the best nap he's had in years though
Mauri: consider: shuichi gets stabbed and its the first time he's seen kokichi genuinely cry everyones worrying over kokichi bc assassination attempt and hes just screaming at everyone to help shuichi, dammit
Apollo: Nagito tries to pick him up to take him to safety but Kokichi is struggling and screaming that Shuichi needs help. Shuichi's the one in danger not him
Bunny: shuuichi would be [uno reverse emoji] were he not mostly unconscious at this point kokichi feels Cripplingly guilty for every time he's ever bothered shuuichi. if he weren't such a brat shuuichi wouldn't even have to be here
Mauri: hajime sends a reluctant kokichi out to talk w shuichi alone and shuichi is Panickign n then hajime gives him the most awkward blessing to court his son in history
Beez: kokichi not leaving shuichis side until he recovers. . .. . . augh
Bunny: bunny ears drooped all the way down :(((
Mauri: someone tries to get kokichi to leave and he does the thump
Bunny: you can't see his face bc it's buried in shuuichi's torso but if you even suggest leaving you hear a muffled thump
Apollo: He starts crying because he wants to hug Shuichi but he doesn't know how to without hurting him and what's worse is that Shuichi got hurt because of him
Mauri: the first thing shuichi does when he wakes up and is lucid is ask if kokichi is unhurt and kokichi just starts Sobbing
Bunny: SADDEST BNUY OF ALL TIME shuuichi gently scooting over so kokichi can wiggle into the hospital bed
Mauri: shuichi uses all his strength to provide ear scritches so kokichi will forgive him (kokichi forgave him a while ago hes just sad and needs physical comfort)
Bunny: back on the thumping. mikan is flashing back to every time she's heard a distant DON'T YOU THUMP AT ME from down the hall and Understanding YES!!! pet the boy tender kissies except shuuichi tastes SO FUCKING BAD from not brushing his teeth for several days oops
Mauri: baby bunkichi where hajime tries to give him carrots and nagito just does the most offended horrified gasp bc THOSE ARENT GOOD FOR THE BABY
Bunny: baby bunkichi seeing some bright colorful candy, eating it immediately, and getting sick bc it turned out to have gelatin in it
Hina: How did Kokichi become bunny
Bunny: beastfolk just Exist in this world and he's adopted remember
Apollo: Hajime being clueless is so hilarious. He wasn't prepared for kids and now he has a hybrid for one. He's so confused but he's trying
Bunny: nagito bans all non-vegetarian candy from the castle FOREVER tiny kokichi wailing like he's DYING from a tummyache nagito is this close to making gelatin ILLEGAL FOREVER it's less that he has an allergy and more than he literally can't digest it bc. yknow. herbivore
Mauri: derailing back to horny bc i just think tail scritches during sex
Bunny: kokichi doing these jerky excited little bunny thrusts that are not satisfying at All. shuuichi thinks he's adorable but he does grab his hips and make him slow down still
Beez: will never be over the fact that bunny tails r lengthy shuichi gives it a lil tug n it just stretches out n he goes [eyes but fast emoji]
Apollo: Okay but I adore when Shuichi has to slow Kokichi down and remind him that they have all the time in the world so there's no need to rush through anything
Mauri: kokichi bottoming and he gets too excited and starts thumping except hes basically just kicking shuichis back really hard
Bunny: counterpoint: shuuichi forcing him to go slow and steady and getting little angry thumps if he's edging his prince in the name of royal virtues like restraint and patience that's his business
Apollo: Hajime tells Kokichi he has to learn patience and Shuichi's like Bet
Bunny: the funniest part is that it works shuuichi gives him the Look and he gets so polite and patient all of a sudden
Apollo: Hajime just dies inside when he realises the guard he hired to protect Kokichi, basically trained him to be kind and obedient and there's only one way that could have happened
Bunny: shuuichi walks by with kokichi slung over his shoulder and hajime is just what have i done
Apollo: Nagito is just trying not to laugh because now that Hajime has given Shuichi the go ahead to court their son, everything is about to get worse
Bunny: a couple nights after shuuichi is hired as a guard, kokichi gives him the slip and runs down into the city. he's far from the first guard hajime has hired to keep him under control; he's confident shuuichi will either quit or be fired like all the rest. shuuichi tracks him down with ease, sneaks up behind him, and yanks his hood off, bc i still think his ears doing the ! is adorable. kokichi nervous-laughs - none of the guards have actually caught him before - and tries to charm his way out of it. shuuichi tells him firmly that he's going home, NOW. (kokichi discovers he may have a bit of a thing for authority). kokichi runs for it, and shuuichi gives chase. they're evenly matched at least in brains, and the race goes on for quite a while. (kokichi discovers he may have a bit of a thing for predator/prey). shuuichi slings him over his shoulder (kokichi discovers he may have a bit of a thing for strength) and carries him back to his rooms. (kokichi discovers he needs to lay the fuck down). (shuuichi discovers that Brat Prince Cute Oh Fuck) he is laying flat on his back on his big round prince bed trying to breathe normally
Hina: Is it just bunny ears and a tail he’s got or anything else?
Bunny: just ears and a tail, physically well that's not quite true i suppose a herbivorous digestive system counts as does a mildly rabbity brain/instincts but he hasn't got any other externally physical traits
Mauri: twitchy nose but that can be a regular human thing tbh
Apollo: He's just a flustered mess because holy shit not only did this guard catch him, he's hot as fuck and now Kokichi knows a lot more about himself than he thought he ever would Wait Don't rabbits go into heat or something?
Mauri: quietly holds up breeding kink
Me: yeag, finally something catering to me
Apollo: Hajime awkwardly warns Shuichi that during his heat, there's a chance Kokichi will try to run again but this time to find a partner…He's unaware that the two are already are fucking. Nagito already knows that the two got together. He hasn't told anyone. He just picked up on the looks so he tells his husband that he won't have to worry about him finding a stranger to fuck Shuichi didn't know he had a thing for breeding until a horny ass Kokichi begged him to
Mauri: would condoms have been invented in this time period
Me: irrelevant <3 cream pie time
Mauri: bc i can see nagito lecturing kokichi and shuichi on safe sex bc he wants to be a good responsible parent shuichi is Slowly Dying
Apollo: Nagito is explaining safe sex while Shuichi is sitting there pretending he didn't fuck his son that morning Kokichi, mid heat: Breed me damn it Shuichi: Oh fuck why am I so into that?
Bunny: shuuichi doesn't even have a dick (and wouldn't be able to impregnate kokichi if he did) but kokichi is. a lil stupid rn he's heatdrunk no one tell him that's a strap
Me: fuck it, this is a fantasy au with creatures, there are potions for it (probably ones that would have to be regularly consumed like how taking hormones works, but for Everything and Instant bc it's Magic)
Beez: himiko casts whatever the opposite of penis explosion is on him
Apollo: Himiko finding out Shuichi is trans: Skidaddle skidoodle your pussy is now a noodle!
Me: or that
Bunny: damn i LIKED the pussy /lh she magics his strap into connecting with his nerves, best of both worlds Me: we've all thought of detachable boobs before, now get ready for the sequel: detachable schlong, you know you want it, call now for a discount-
Apollo: Shuichi: Awkwardly trying to explain what happened Kokichi: So you have both now? Cool! Hajime: I saw Saihara down herre ealier…Everything okay? Himiko: Yeah he just wanted a spell to help with his junk when he fucks Kokichi Hajime: WHAT? Himiko: I mean he wanted a cleaning spell for when Kokichi drops something and fucks it up!!! Nagito just smiles because so helpful! while Hajime is trying not to cry because he did NOT need to hear that
Bunny: hajime is also trans nagito is having Scheming Thoughts
Apollo: Okay but Kokichi knows he can talk to Nagito about anything so when he's asked if the spell works, he says yes (naturally he doesn't go into detail about it) so Nagito now knows what he's getting Hajime for his birthday! Okay but Nagito's parents show up and at some point see Kokichi kissing Shuichi on the cheek (who lightly hit his ass for it) and rush of to report it to their son and Hajime just stares at them blankly and says Be glad that's all you saw. I walked in on them making out yesterday. He just doesn't care anymore As long as they don't fuck where he can see/hear it, he'll turn a blind eye
Kai: dexterous tails are underutilized in saiouma porn
Apollo: Kokichi would enjoy that a lot tbh
Me: Would he be demon-ish and leathery or furry like Kokichi? But tbh I just jump to tentacles when it comes to extra dexterous limbs Tail is good but they're more bunny prince and his bodyguard switch
Bunny: OKAY IM LISTENING
Me: https://www.tumblr.com/vespertin-y/730446928861626368?source=share you put the post on my dash
Bunny: I WASN'T THINKING ABOUT THEM
Me: and you're going to be held responisble we have to cook now
Bunny: shuuichi deserves to be taken care of too,,,, a relaxation day BY ROYAL DECREE [knife emoji]
Me: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2B5NkVqfIVo getting in the top Ouma mindset [LIZ - When I Rule the World] but also the post got me by thinking about devotion so I am not sure what direction to take it like I said, I love service-y, worship level devotion vibes, but in a service top Shu & demanding pillow princess Ko but with the whole vibe of this, I want to up this to 11, have a staright up dominant Kokichi? with the twist that I added the song for, it's a switch making a threat out of explaining what they'll do when they will "rule the world" (aka dominate)
Bunny: EITHER IS SO GOOD thinking about the first time shuuichi is healed enough for sex n kokichi taking care of him,,
Me: omg, like after the assassination attempt right? they go gentle for once nice and slow
Bunny: shuuichi goes to dominate him like usual and kokichi is just NO >:( LAY DOWN UR GETTING A MASSAGE YESSS…scar worship <333
Me: Kokichi can deal with a role reversal and pamper him a little, he earned it
Bunny: both of them did it just slowly devolves into lazy cuddlefucking,,
Me: Kokichi discovers that he actually enjoys being on the other side of servicing quite a lot, providing and caring tickles the same itch in his brain as the breeding kink bossy but in a "It's my turn to take care of you"
Bunny: it starts as just repayment but then he realizes he Likes it and it's nice to see shuuichi fall apart for once. he didn't realize he'd get so flustered sndsdsjbf local stoic guard melts into a puddle of goo over neck kisses
Me: (cw corny)"It's a ruler's responsibility to care for his people. Now let me give you your reward for serving the country" you know what would make this better? pregnancy (just kidding.. unless?)
Hina: How would you add that
Me: via cream pie?
Bunny: oh they're gonna be in so much trouble
Dra: Didn't they say Shu was afab dkfjd
Me: yeah, when it's Kokichi bottoming breeding is just a kink, when Shuichi is bottoming it's an option
Bunny: they wouldn't do it on PURPOSE at this point imo but. birth control fails sometimes! hinata trying to breach why kokichi's fave guard looks suspiciously round
Me: they keep it a secret?! not again what, is he matching with a horse? [inside joke, I might explain one day] just get quickly married so the child isn't born a bastard smh
Bunny: they're not SUPPOSED to get married class differences remember they'd have to fight for it
Me: love wins, the assassination was foiled, they can do what they want
Bunny: OHHHH yeah i forgot who hired the assassin oops SHOTGUN WEDDING TIME I GUESS shuuichi getting his suit tailored in an extremely suspicious way
Me: one day tho, one day the kid is going to do the math
Bunny: sorry ur parents are whores allister. it happens
Me: he's like: you said you wanted me [face holding back tears emoji] and one of them replies: planned and wanted is not the same
Bunny: does shuuichi stay as his guard after marriage?? he probably can't huh the other guards call him when they need someone to actually go get kokichi sndhbkshfg hello mr your majesty sir can you go get your husband he's bothering the kitchen again
Dra: Help they just mix words in there
Bunny: they're new okay theyre a lil nervous the other guards may be hazing them a little bit. it's fine
Me: Thinking of komahina reactions too They announce the engagement And Nagito is like "why so sudden?" Knowingly They say it's because of the assassination, their enemies are gone, something about realizing they could lose each other
Bunny: knowingly [sob emoji] i mean, that's not a lie
Dra: Yknow how the "I should've left you on that street corner where you were standing"
Bunny: butcha didn't BD and hinata just sighs
Dra: He did not and now they have a heir djfjd
Apollo: Kokichi 100% skips out on his duties to watch Shu train and then they make out and/or fuck in a hidden corner because Kokichi gets so turned on
Bunny: little bunny face peeking up over the training ground barriers [sob emoji] i need him to have a bunny nose. for my own mental health
Apollo: People quickly figure out he's there but never say anything because well he is the prince. Plus it makes Shu work harder to impress him
Bunny: kokichi, after seeing shuuichi decapitate a training dummy: CAN YOU DO THAT TO ME shuuichi's showing off now
Apollo: Kokichi's internally whispering Don't jerk off don't jerk off because he's gotten too horny
Bunny: just absolutely Dying seeing shuuichi's back muscles flex NSJDNSJFH
Apollo: It's a pain to his poor teachers because he skips out on his lessons to watch Shuichi then get fucked. They end up rescheduling to make sure he has the time free
Bunny: they've gotta reschedule around him being able to walk shuuichi's training opponent seeing bunny ears out of the corner of their eye and immediately knowing they're gonna Die
Apollo: They see him limping and sigh
Bunny: he fake cries until shuuichi agrees to carry him
Apollo: The idea of moving Kokichi's lessons to his room is quickly shut down because no one wants to go in there knowing the prince is either getting railed or is railing his boyfriend practically every night
Bunny: bold of them to think they can find a room where they haven;t fucked
Apollo: Exactly. They just like to pretend there's untouched areas Love how Kokichi's og disappearances were to escape his guard to go fuck around in town but now his disappearances are so he can fuck his guard
Bunny: he still disappears into town but it's partially so his guard will find him and fuck him
Apollo: "You can just ask" "I'm a bunny. I like the chase." "No you're just a whore." "Only for you babe."
Apollo: Once again thinking of Prince Kokichi and Guard Shuichi.
Imagine getting assigned to the Prince (nerve wracking enough) who's known to run away and piss off all his guards until they quit or do something that ends up getting them fired (or Kokichi might actually lies).
You're nervous, you chase him down when he escapes and all of a sudden, he starts trying to seduce you.
Is this a test? Is he trying to get you fired?
What are you meant to do? You accidently flirt back once and you get pulled aside by one of the Kings.
You think you're about to be fired. You failed somehow and now you're gonna be fired…But the King just says you're a good fit for his son and sends you on your way.
Like Kokichi is known to fuck with people and give them little 'tests' and has also flirted with his guards in the past so poor Shuichi is just screaming inside because he doesn't want to lose his job but Kokichi just wants to kiss him and maybe get fucked
Dra: Is that one of the reasons Shu was kinda cold/stoic at first djfjd
Apollo: Yeah. It's an important job to watch the Prince and others keep failing but god damn Kokichi is cute and flirting with him??? What's he meant to do?
He accidently calls him cute once and freaks out because Ko just bluescreens Kokichi meanwhile is annoyed because the hell is he meant to do? Just kiss him? Without consent? He tries to get it through Shu's thick skull by like feeling his arms and stuff and telling him how strong he is It's not working
He trips like a dumbass or something and Shuichi asks if he's okay only to get a I'd feel better with a kiss from you handsome and just doesn't know how to react He's trying his best and it's just not working
springbug: stoic/quiet guy getting flustered by little shit sunshine is my favorite trope and reading this au makes my heart happy
Me: I was thinking about them too, but the time period around when Allister is born, people in the castle start thinking it was a good thing, Kokichi seems to have mellowed out, became responsible and careful, but after a few months the fresh-baby phase that lowers horny hormones ends and the newfound mutuality of protectiveness saiou have now turns from a blessing to a boost effect on the nightmare that they returned to being they thought Kokichi was bad when all he thought about was getting fucked
he just enters a phase when he's so over-protective it's downright possessive, Shuichi has to make him calm down, tone it down, it was nice getting a little spoilt, but he can take care of himself he just got carried away with the whole thing, but Shuichi put his foot down and put Kokichi back in his place
it was escalating for a while tho, he was letting him at first, thinking that Kokichi can just get that anxious energy out, but he was only getting more intense about it, nearly losing Shuichi, and then the pregnancy, and then planning a wedding, and then birth (he was holding Shuichi's hand through it, and it's a shock he hasn't fainted, he was horrified), and it sinking in that they're parents, taking more responsibility, he just sinks really deep into the Protecting & Caring mindset, it's hard for him to let Shuichi do something on his own without hovering
and it gets bad enough for Shuichi to stop it at that point, because sex is a huge outlet for this & Kokichi latched onto that right away, but in their sex life this far Shuichi has been mostly dominant so he gets tired of this pretty quickly he doesn't mind Kokichi being clingy but being treated like glass in bed is where he draws the line
Ves: kokichi being anxiously overprotective is Good Stuff this saiou r just constantly bullying the other into selfcare huh kokichi bullied Too Hard and had to be bullied himself kokichi almost fainting during the birth [sob emoji] he was more scared than shuuichi fr
[days later] Me: art corner reminded me of the bunny prince au because Shuichi's easy temporary transitions with potions, and Kokichi's breeding kink bc he's a hybrid, and the genuine confusion just got me like Shuichi believed they could both be pregnant, and you know what? I want to believe too [it was a joke comic, Kokichi tried to tell Shuichi he's pregnant, and Shuichi went "I'm pregnant?"] tired: getting pregnant at the same time as your friend so the kids will become friends too wired: getting pregnant at the same time as your husband so you're experiencing everything together something something equal distribution of responsibilities in a relationship this is after Allister and their shotgun wedding and the whole mess is sorted out, they healed from the assassination attempt Shallot and Scallion time they talked about wanting a second kid & Kokichi maybe half-joked about it being his turn (he is into the idea. but doing it for real is… intimidating), so they have more in-depth conversation about pregnancy & when Shuichi talks about it, he doesn't omit how overbearing Kokichi became (he needs to keep on reminding him, it won't happen again) and basically after going over how different their experience & perspective on that time is brings them to the conclusion that it'd be best for them to experience it together this time, instead of just switching roles
Bunny: god help the castle servants there's Two Of Them now
Me: most of them are veterans atp, but imagine being new and not expecting anything like this on your new job cleaning the castle they're def more careful about privacy than when they were younger tho, cause Allister is running around
Bunny: how old is allister?
Me: a toddler ig? circa 3-4?
Bunny: and is it old enough to understand his dads' feet are too swollen to play with him - OH NO ye that's gonna result in some growing pains poor kiddo
Me: I just had him in mind little enough not to be too used to being a single child, just big enough to be running and not crawling so older than that is a no, bc 6yo is a mental only child apparently, and I want to avoid giving kid the angst about it as widely as possible
Bunny: i was two when my first brother was born and i asked my parents to send him back but allister's sweet, i think he'd get over the jealousy bump fast enough he's the type of kid to spend a really long time peering over the edge of the crib i think hes curious
Me: yeah, he's just ["many thought, head full" creature reaction image] his dads both think "he has it after me" he's looking with those big eyes it's a family trait (it's autism)
Bunny: they show him how to hold a bottle and he feels like it's Magic
Me: wait I just had the best idea I had in weeks the babies are going to inherit some of Kokichi's bunny traits
Bunny: INCREDIBLE BEAUTIFUL POWERFUL SHOWSTOPPING AMAZING- TINY ITTY BITTY BUNNY BABIES. IM GONNA EXPLODE AND DIE they're gonna be fucking terrors they can get away with anything-
Dra: Poor palace workers,, Saiou's pda was already horrible for them and now there are more of them
Bunny: god bless the kitchen workers
Dra: Are the kids picky [sob emoji]
Bunny: i imagine they're obligate vegetarians like their dad, so kinda - but i meant they're gonna be raiding the kitchen constantly do yall remember the triplets from brave
Beez: instead of bears theyre bnnuys
Dra: They get byunnier when given greens/silly
Apollo: Thinking again of Kings Hajime and Nagito being disappointed because instead of focusing on his lessons, their stupid bunny son is too busy fucking his personal guard.
Shuichi just feels awkward because yeah they're dating and all but please babe I think your dad is ready to explode because you skipped a math exam to suck my dick
Kokichi like always, does not care
springbug: nagito just sighs and tells them to be safe meanwhile hajime is staring off into space, questioning his entire existence
Apollo: He adopted this kid, hired his gremlin friends, finally found a guard said adopted brat hasn't scared off and that's because he wants to get into his pants and actually managed to succeed in that goal I mean…He is a rabbit hybrid though so they can't really blame him for wanting to fuck his guard a lot…That's the only reason. It's pure instincts. Totally nothing else
Bunny: when they realize shuuichi is the in, kokichi is DOOMED they just have to mention the exam being important and shuuichi will give kokichi the Eyes hes the chink in the armor that is kokichi being a shithead Apollo: Basically he's the ticket to get Kokichi to actually do shit because of how whipped the prince is His dads? Kokichi whines and complains, dragging his feet to do the task Shuichi? Well, he might whine and stuff but with a look (and possibly like a finger snap or something) he's off to do it
Bunny: shuuichi holds both carrot and stick tremble before his power Flaire: Oh Shuichi has a 'carrot' and 'stick' alright Bunny: kokichi does enjoy the rewards of getting good scores i mean he is trans here so he probably does have multiple dicks laying around, actually… kokichi tries to name them shuuichi wants to die Flaire: Kokichi does name them The only question is, is one colored like a carrot and is it Kokichi's favorite? Bunny: YES he pretends to be offended at first won't use it he is genuinely a little mad when it turns out to be Very Good Flaire: He gets back at Shuichi by incredibly Playing It Up once he gets over it and making Shuichi the embarrassed and cringing one Bunny: the dirty talk is actually fucking insufferable shuuichi wants to throw the thing out a window after a while Flaire: …but it is a little bit hot And Kokichi's clearly having a great time So Shuichi can… tolerate it
Me: anyway, the side of Kokichi being distracted by Shuichi was covered before, yeah, he ogles him training, whatever but what about the side of Kokichi being a brat testing Shuichi's limits in the early days, he's figuring out what can he still get away with and how exactly he can get away with it, now that he knows Shuichi can chase him down He Is Going To Find Those Buttons And He Will Push Them Can he distract Shuichi by acting sexy? Can he bribe him? Can he get the punishment that's actually a treat to him if he plays his cards right? Apollo: He messes with Shuichi's room hoping to get punished for not only breaking in but for messing with his stuff springbug: he can and he will Me: I think it takes at most a few weeks for Shuichi to figure out the punishment thing and start punishing him by blueballing him instead, telling him that he has to earn a reward, but he remains the master of being distracting as for bribery… Sometimes Shuichi is willing to be bribed, it doesn't hurt, he can entertain him, but other times it only gets him in more trouble, because if it's serious Shuichi is going to be pissed off
can't solve all his problems by being submissive and breedable, sometimes has to do his job [pensive emoji]
Also. The very beginning. When Kokichi was teasing and hinting. Back when Shuichi was nervous about the job. Everything to me. Yeah, he can chase him down and put him in his place, but why can't he get in the place where he should be, between Kokichi's legs? Why so shy, mr. bodyguard? I just think. The thing where he points a finger at Shuichi's chest and runs it in a little pattern while flirting, is that anything? Bunny: it is not anything it is Everything Me: Lots of cringe attention grabs like bending over & various stretching while Shuichi is looking And you know Ouma's flirting is corny af Flaire: It sure is, Source: I can write it Me: full of puns, he's making insinuations about how Shuichi should be under him because of status Flaire: Oh god Shuichi thinks Kokichi is just insulting him at first doesn't he Me: sure, why not Flaire: Kokichi says one(1) thing about Shuichi being beneath him and Shuichi immediately internalizes it as proof Me: but can't have this Saihara be too dense, he's already been catching on the other hints Kokichi's been giving, but the bad flirting throws him off for a bit, because it slots into reaffirming the worries he had, seeing it as the reason why he shouldn't pursue anything with Kokichi so Kokichi shot himself in the knee with this but it's okay, Nagito's "accidental" meddling will fix it, it's just a small comment from him, but being told he's good for Kokichi means a lot to shu he totally thought they were already together, he didn't mean to meddle, he would never Bunny: of course not!! Apollo: He would never meddle in the love life of the weird gremlin he's grown attached to!
#danganronpa#ndrv3#kokichi ouma#shuichi saihara#kokichi oma#saiouma#oumasai#komahina#nagito komaeda#hajime hinata#tenko chabashira#himiko yumeno#tenmiko#writing prompt#writing inspiration#made by me
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they follow me just to do the same things moan and yell gay
they are a very disturbed family
they used 3 cars yesterday to follow me to the gym
and they literally help each other masturbate to me they tried to triangulate
but theyre so high on crack and meth they were literally yelling in front of others
like so sick
their sister scream at me
while they fuck in the car next to them ........
and another car in another corner doing the same or screaming at me
and they took turns
really really mentally fucked and i still dont care
theyre hideous
maybe theyre mad they cant do it at home anymore and have to go outside and be extra loud
this is how mentally unstable they are
they just cant let it go
they cant let go of their goal to weirdly obsess with blocking my love life or anything
theyre freaks
did nothing to them dont know them personally at all
and this what they do
just because theyre desperate for attention
meanwhile I'm by myself the whole time for years actually
while these people bullied harrassed and masturbated to me peeped on me filmed me broke into my car and home all together as a unit
disgusting
while i was unsuspecting and by myself
my internet base being my only "friends" and i dont even talk to them outside of doing my job
these people are sick and evil and they will do anything to keep being creeps
even if it means changing their personality all bipolar and pretending they didnt mean it
or finally acting like adults after over 5 years
they'll do it just to triangulate me harder and scream and be more perverted
they want to trigger my traumas as they have the last years
i wasnt able to have sex because of them
can you imagine you go thru a traumafic break up and your NIEGHBORS you never met before just scream at you and fuck at you nonstop and then call you gay nonstop and invite all their friends to fuck to you too and scream at you every waking moment of your life even when youre asleep even when youre dead
finally after years i was able to even wafch content of it
even tv shows about sex upset me for a while and still do
because of them forcing me to hear them
and then when i finally got comfortable to be around men thats when this haggard pyscho rapist bitch and her pedo sisters and brothers
decided to try to force me to be ashamed of my own sexuality ..... because they couldnt make me uncomfortable with being around gays
so they berated me for the last entire 2024 to now with "GAY GAY GAY"
nonstop homophobia nazi shit
followed me to the gay bar
harrassed me and anyone in the city they saw high on their meth being public pieces of shit making sure noone felt safe
theyre so entitled they screamed at everyone in san francisco
they even scream gay at me when i talk to women or women look at me they get really jealous and ugly
because they treated me ugly when i was fat and broke before they laughed at me so much and i didnt even know them
now it bothers their ugly racist eyes to see any women or men be interested in me at all
it's like idk it reminds them of the old days that they want to stay in it's pathetic
now theyre washed up drug addicts
they wished that on me
they dont want anyone to give me a chance and have always done that
tell every woman im gay
tell every man im actually straight or some bs or bully him too pay him off
im bi and i dont care
and whenever i leave here i am so happy and people are normal
but in this town with these neighbors and basement squatters
it's just opposite land
they punish me and ridicule me for working out
and NOT smoking meth and crack lol....
they scream at me for smoking WEED.
but they smoke crack literally.... they dont even sleep or eat normal............
this place has been so confusing and retarded to me and i stopped caring and investing lol
i was investing in an empty shell that was never meant to be full
🤷♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀🐎🐎💪🏽🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎🐎
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I'm a little upset right now, due to system related things... I just wanna get it off my chest...
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Our main fronter from I think around 2019 up till part of the way thru this year has disappeared and we havnt heard from him in a while. Actually, around April it feels as if the whole system disappeared and some new nameless, faceless guy got put in front and had to deal with things just... like that. The confusion was not great, I think. There's still a lot of confusion, since this nameless and faceless guy still has no name and feels as though he's an imposter living a life for someone else.
Even when "older" members of the system started popping their heads back in, none of them where any of who had the attachment to friends and life stuff the same way our former main fronter did. So we abandoned those freinds, I don't know how to talk to them and that may sound stupid but genuinely I feel like I don't know them at all.
Despite now having at least 5 active members who cycle in and out, we still have this lonely feeling. It feels downright BAD to have abandoned friends and just straight up ghosted them, while pretending to live life like normal. And I still wish I could reach out and say "hey we are plural and the guy you're used to talking to has been missing for like almost the whole year now and we don't know what to do."
Cuz like what are they going to do with that information?
I kinda just wanna bite that bullet and if they decide we are horrible for it then that's fine, but then I worry if our guy comes back and wants to try and hang out with them again it will be awfully fucked for him.
I'm someone who came about in the system to help out our missing guy back when he first started putting two and two together, we figured out together that whoever "we were" before 2019 is also gone and disappeared and we were the replacements. I'm really attached to our missing guy tbh, and I miss him a lot, and I'm really afraid that he'll be lost forever just like our previous main fronters.
And if that's truly the pattern, one fronter for several years who takes the main role in life and then after that disappears, well then we have an existential crisis looming. And maybe that's why our new guy hasn't been able to feel attached to anything for his own self. Maybe the fear that it will happen to him too is what's keeping him numbed out, no need to worry if there was nothing to loose anyway right?
Its been causing us some stress, lately we are fronting in pairs without him because being out without any attachment to a name or whatever else is keeping him from wanting to be out at all. I don't blame him tbh. Floating thru life and working 40 hrs a week with no purpose or self recognition sucks, it feels like being a zombie wading thru the hellscape of capitalism and not even being able to enjoy the pay you get for your labor. It feels like what I must imagine being soulless and empty must be.
I've tried to help, but nothing seems to stick. How do you make freinds if when they ask your name you just "uhhhhhhh idk" and blank out? We have eachother but even that gets kinda lonely bc we have very limited communication without typing. (I mean we do have communication but it's not constant and it feels like we have to fight some invisible wall to get through so it's kinda exhausting mentally too...)
And some days I wonder if this has anything to do with having a locked door separating the void where we sit from "everything else" in the brain. I've gone in there before, but once you come back out of the door you forget everything that's inside it.
I've rambled way way too much now. So I'll stop there...
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HERE WE GO AGAINNNNNN SPIDERMANNNNNNN GET READY TO BE DESTROYED
okay so the stacys are out for dinner for gwens like. graduation celebration. and they invited peter. and gwen sees him outside but he walks away so she goes to check on him.
and this scene SUCKS it makes me SAD i dont LIKE IT
peters like crying over how hes not keeping gwen safe and hes disappointing her father and everything and its sogjskdhfksjdhfkjds
"what does that make me?" "i dont know, what does that make you?" "it makes me not able to live with myself." PETERRRRRKJGSHKGJHSJKGH
gwen is upset bc she loves peter over spiderman, and peters upset bc hes worried that her being involved is gonna get her killed, so they both have very valid points here i think
so peters kinda distancing himself bc hes scared of hurting her, and gwen just breaks it off completely bc she cant handle him being distant like that
WHICH IS IG A SOLID SOLUTION BUT I DONT LIKE IT JUST BC IT MAKES ME SADJKGHSDKJGHKJSD
"because you cant lose me, we cant be together? who does that work out for, peter?" AND HE JUST SAYS "i cant, im sorry" AGHGHGHGHHGFHHSHS
i have issues with this movie. issue one: ITS DEVASTATING BACK TO BACK
gwen goes back into the restaurant with her family and they look at each other thru the glass again and now theyre both crying and its heartbreaking and peter runs away and then it cuts to spiderman content just in case u forgot hes spiderman too
this montage of him like helping ppl while news reporters badtalk him in the background is so fun
theres this clip where hes helping a kid from bullies and he fixes his science project and walks him home, and they almost cut it bc they thought it was unimportant but andrew said he needed it in bc it shows how much it would mean to kids like that if ppl stood up for them
oh yeah also hes like. watching gwen. keeping an eye out for her making sure shes safe even after theyve broken up and stopped talking and everything
oh my GOD this scene with may. this is iconic. peter just got done with helping out with a fire so hes still in his suit and hes covered in ash and may is knocking on the door and asking him to help her take her car into the shop for something, so petes like scrambling to hide himself under the covers so she doesnt see the suit, and then she comes in and thats where we get the "what happened to your face? its filthy." "it is?" "yes!" "oh yeah, yeah, i was cleaning.......the chimney........" "we have no chimney" "pffwhaaaaat??" exchange and it means so much to me
u guys. i have a confession to make. i miss harry osborn. where is he. wheres his entrance scene. wheres his intro. i need it right now.
NEVERMIND I THOUGHT IT WAS THE NEXT SCENE I WAS TRYING TO BE FUNNY BUT THIS IS MAXS INTRO
so max dillon is "the guy with the blueprints" that peter saved earlier in the film, we've gotten two mentions of him now but i didnt mention the second one bc it was barely important at all fjsdhfkjsd so we're going around his apartment with him while hes getting ready for work and its very clear that he is. obsessed. with spiderman. just by how his apartment looks. its completely decked out in merch and decorations and all that, and while he's getting ready, he talks to himself and he mimics having a conversation with spiderman as if theyre best friends???? like he gives him a super deep voice and certain like. vocabulary that he doesnt use. max even makes himself a cake and pretends that "spiderman", the one hes pretending to talk to, made it for him bc no one ever remembers his birthday. so hes very much a spiderman fan, hes very devoted and obsessed, and i want u to keep that in mind going forward in the film. there originally was a plot where max lived with his mother and she was incredibly cruel and dismissive towards him but they cut it for whatever reason and i think that was a good choice tbh bc he works so much better as an individual character. anyway, thats my max dillon blurb, on with the film.
so now we're onto this scene with may and peter, and may is on the phone with what we can assume is her manager at a diner, and shes asking for some time off bc she starts training rounds at the hospital to become a nurse, but she doesnt want peter to know bc she knows he'll worry and its so important to me jksfhskjdfh
theres a little throwaway joke here between peter and may where theyre talking abt how much peter makes and peter says "jameson pays me a fair wage, if it was 1961, he pays me a fair wage" and i dont think they thought many ppl would catch this but I DID so 1961 was the year before amazing fantasy #15, which was the comic to introduce the amazing spiderman, came out!! i had to look it up on one of my first watches of this film just to be sure
IM WRITING SO MUCH IM SO SORRY BACK TO MY SILLY HAHAS INSTEAD OF MY INFODUMPINGKJSDGHSKJGHSKDJ
may is the "laundry sheriff" bc peter tried washing his suit and ruined all the laundry JKGHSKJGHJKS hes so dumb
okay!!! max is going to work!!! u will never guess where he works!!! oscorp!!!!!
HIS BOSS okay his boss is alistair smythe!!! the guy from comics and stuff that goes by "spider slayer"!!! idk if they ever intended to do anything with this character but he doesnt have a very significant role other than being the bitchy boss for max
max has this moment where smythe makes a joke abt spiderman which sends max into a rage, grabbing smythe and shaking him around while screaming at him and threatening him, but that turns out to just be like. a thought that he has. like something he wishes he could do. great sign great sign this guys gonna be a great guy
oh yeah max runs into gwen in the elevator!!! remember she works here like in the first movie!! so they watch footage of spiderman and max is talking abt how great he is while gwens kinda not so into it, and then gwen mentions how max is holding a happy birthday card thing. max says that hes having a very exclusive party, and he would invite gwen but the guest list is too full bc theres a ton of celebs going. clearly she doesnt rlly buy this but goes along with it anyway for his sake, then she leaves and says like "nice to meet u, max" and he freaks out bc she remembered his name before the scene cuts. very fun scene esp knowing the rest of the film.
OKAY. IM DONE FOR NOW. MAYBE ILL GET BACK TO THIS TONIGHT BUT THATS A LOT FOR U GUYS TO READ SO ILL GIVE U A BREAK FROM MY MENTAL ILLNESS FOR NOWJGHKSJDHGKJSD ENJOY
nick watches spiderman. again.
i have done this so much. the first movie was so long. this ones even longer. by like ten minutes but still. ANYWAY LETS GET GOINGGGG IM SO EXCITED
it should be noted that i spent thirteen dollars on this film and its so worth it
the opening music is SOOOO GOOD
this little motif that plays here is played a few times thru the movie and i love when movies do that sjdhfksjd its so fun to have little music cues that carry over thru the film
i heard someone say this was their least favorite spiderman and it breaks my heart i love it sm
anyway. richards killing things.
so basically hes killing the little spiders they worked on and just kinda running off rn
this is a surprise scene thatll help us later
i know what hes doing and why hes doing it but its a secret so i wont say until it comes up
OMG HEYYYY SO REMEMBER IN THE FIRST FILM WHEN THEY WERE PLAYING HIDE AND SEEK. THAT COMES BACK NOW.
he was recording a little video diary thingy =]
okay droppin him off at mays weve seen this part already
i know its important but cmon. places to be.
yippee mary and richard on the plane!!!
DUDE. MARY DIDNT WANT THIS. "did you see his face? hes never gonna understand. hes just a little boy." SHE DIDNT WANT TO PACK UP AND LEAVE HER SON THIS ISNT HER FIGHT AJKGHKJAHGS JUSTICE FOR MARY PARKER
"we're going to spend the rest of our lives looking over our shoulders, never feeling safe. we cant do that to him." funny u say that richard
okay mary is off to the bathroom. in walks flight assistance guy.
i feel like i gotta explain every little detail of this film bc it means so much to me and i need u guys to understand KJGHSKJDGH
flight assistant guy is washing his hands off and theres a little bloodddd on himmmmm yikes
richard sees but doesnt say anything bc obv
oops flight assistant has a gun. and hes locked mary in the bathroom. and he has a parachute. and he stole richards laptop. AND HE HIT MARY WHEN SHE ESCAPED.
fight sceeeene marys down
this scene is fun but theres no way in hell richard parker would be able to fight AND WIN
the planes going down they shot out the window
flight assistant guy is now out of the plane JKGSKJHGJK richard and mary go down with it but marys already gone before they crash, richard dies in the crash as far as i know, like thats whats implied
parents dead. time for spiderman.
PETERRRRRR PETER PARKER GUYS LOOK ITS SPIDERMAN ITS PETER HES ON SCREEN GUYS GUYS LOOK ITS PETER
THIS OPENING SWINGING SEQUENCE. I WANNA BE HIM SOOOOOO BAD U GUYS HAVE NO CLUE.
FUN FACT the movie made a mistaaaake and i caught it like my first watch. so theres this truck carrying plutonium that was stolen from oscorp that peters abt to go catch, right? and they say that plutonium is highly explosive. WELL ITS NOT. PLUTONIUM 238 IS BARELY A DAMN FISSILE ISOTOPE. SPIDERMAN. ITS USED AS A SOURCE OF HEAT AND ALPHA EMITTERS FOR SCIENTIFIC RESEARCH. STUPID MOVIE. and look they couldve just taken the name or something bc it sounds cool but cmonnnn its wronggggg
yeahhh the driver of the stolen truck is aleksei sytsevitch. remember that itll come back later.
this chase music is so good i love the score for this film
another motif here while hes swinging that comes back later ehehe
we are nine minutes in. argh.
"hey, mr criminal? hey, my names spiderman, you can call me webhead, you can call me amazing, just dont call me late for dinner, you get it? not a shaker, areeee you a hugger?" "i am killer!" "woah, okay!"
makes me laugh every time its so dumb
peters banter is so fun in this movie i love it so much
omg max dillonnnnn okay so hes walking with all these blueprints and they fall into the street and no one helps him but peter. guess if thatll come back later.
peter catches all the vials of plutonium. except for one. hes a bit dumb.
okay so peters o the front of this cop car and he looks over into the cop car next to him and who does he see but mr stacy! from the first film! "nick thats impossible hes dead" oh just wait GKHSKJDGHDSKJ
HIS RING TONE IS THE "spiderman, spiderman, does whatever a spider can" AND I LOVE IT
HIIIII GWEN MY WIFE I ADOREEEEEE THIS WOMAN
oh yeah theyre graduating today and peters late bc hes in a high speed chase. if i was allowed to decorate my cap it wouldve been spiderman themed.
HER SPEECH AGH im not gonna quote t bc its so long but it means the world to me
oh yeah aleksei sprays peter with the windshield wiper water thing i love that
gwen stacy the woman u are
again i love how they did gwen like they didnt just make her a basic love interest like in tobys films they actually gave her depth
OKAY SO. PETER RUNS ON STAGE TO GET HIS DIPLOMA. AND HE DOES THE DRAMATIC DIP KISS THING TO GWEN. APPARENTLY THAT WASNT SCRIPTED. it couldve been but its so much funnier to think it wasnt
HIIII AUNT MAYYYYY
theres a deleted scene here where the graduates are with their families where flash runs up to them in his cap and gown all excited and he tells gwen like "i made it i knew i could bc u believed in me" and they shouldve kept it bc it makes me so happy
"i know the next thing your unvle ben would say, dont just follow the path, make your own trail" "ralph waldo emerson" "no" "what do you mean, no?" "ben told me he made it up!" I WISHHHH BEN WERE HERE
ugh the way they both laughed over ben i love these two
aunt may says that she wishes ben were here and peter goes "yeah, and my folks" and mays smile drops a bit, her demeanor changes ever so slightly and she just "...yeah" THIS DOESNT SEEM IMPORTANT AND ITS NOT BUT IT MAKES SENSE LATER
im gonna finish this scene then continue in a rb this is getting long
i love that may tries to take a photo of peter and gwen and gwens like "cheese!! =D!" and peter is so awkwardly stood there like "cheeeeeese 😐"
she invites him to dinner with her family and she says shes gonna do her speech for him "over and over again, all night long" bc he missed ittttt aghhhhhhh
THIS. THISSSSSS. he watches the stacys take their family photo and then mr stacy appears in the background, and we flash back to the first film, his death, where hes telling peter to leave gwen alone. i am soooooo sad.
okay this dinner scene is devastating so! next post! i love this movie i have so many thoughts and were only 17 minutes in
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「Enhypen's hyung line when their s/o wants a kiss」
Heeseung
He wouldn't understand what you're trying to do at first
But when he figures out that you're wanting to kiss him he would LOVE IT
A cute grin would form on his face while he pretends to not understand what you want
You're watching something together but he just looks so fine not to kiss so you get closer
Start with a small kiss on his cheek "Hee"
"Hmmm" he would answer not looking at your way
Then you kiss his jawline and his neck
Finally he turns to look at you
Your eyes would lock on his lips as you get closer to make it obvious that you want him to kiss you
He would understand but acts like he has no idea and says "What is it y/n?" With a smirk
Would definitely not kiss you until you say you want him to kiss
Such a tease istg
Would turn his head so that your lips would brush thru his cheeks, rather than kissing his lips
Like I said he wants to hear you say that you want him
You get closer to kiss the corner of his lips, feeling his smile forming
Holds your chin to make you look at him "It's not that hard to say what you want"
"Fine, I want a kiss okay I've mis-"
Here you go, he would kiss you tilting your face so that he could feel you better
Uses his tongue ofc
The kiss would definitely turn into a whole make out session as he squeezes your thighs to say he wants you on his lap
He would pull off to continue with your neck while saying "Let me make up for making you miss me then"
Jay
Would definitely understand what you're up to cause of the change on your actions
Would realize you're being clingy to him
Would call you out wanting to kiss him
"What is it y/n? You wanna kiss or what?" He says smirking you from the other side of the room
Would make you shy and then will come to kiss you
"I mean I'm right here so what are you shy now?"
"You're such a jerk"
"A jerk you're dying to kiss you meant"
"Shut up I'm not kissing anyone" you say trying to run inside out of frustration
But a smirking Jay would grab you by the arm and instead makes you sit on his lap
While smashing his lips to yours ofc
One of his hand would hold your head so you wouldn't be able to push him and run away and the other hand would play with your thighs
"Like I said im right here y/n, so kiss me" he would say pulling off wanting you to make a move this time
And you would kiss him back hugging his neck, making him smile into the kiss
Jake
He would get shy while giggling
You would be on couch cuddling each other
Then you would just kiss his jawline and then his cheeks
He would smile so big and turn to give you a peck on the lips
Pulls you into a hug, not breaking the kiss
His grip on your waist would harden as he pulls you on his lap
What started off as something cute might get steamy in the blink of an eye
He would love if you continue with kissing his jawline, playing with his hair while whispering how much you love him
He would generally be so happy that you're not holding back to initiate something intimate
Cups your face to tell you how much he loves you and gives you a small kiss
You would continue your cuddling session afterwards
Sunghoon
Belive me he would be the biggest TEASE
Would definitely understand that you are dying to kiss him lmao
Would act like he is most certainly not interested at all
Will tease the hell out of you so you would just end up giving up
But then he would pull you and kiss you
Like you would try to hug him and tell him you missed him so much that day
He would just say "Hmm" and not even look back at you while trying not to smile so that he can look serious teasing you
You would try to get his attention couple of times but end up failing
So you would just sigh and get off to go inside bc he wouldn't give you attention
But then he would hold you and there you are sitting on his lap with his arms around your waist
He would kiss your neck, giving small bites while whispering he missed you too
Holds your chin to turn your face to him and tilts your head while he kisses you
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study buddies [sukuna x reader] {req}
▷ jjk
↳ pairing: sukuna x f!reader
↳ content: { request fic } - dom!sukuna, subby!reader, curvy&soft!reader, college!au, dubcon, choking, spitting, marking (biting, scratching), dacryphilia, degradation (?), breath play (?), a sprinkle of praise (as a treat), nicknames for reader (princess, babygirl)
↳ words: 4.7k
⇢ summary: sukuna’s a little fed up of yuji having you all the fun with you, so when yuji suggests you should take a break from studying, sukuna decides it’s the perfect opportunity to have a taste of yuji’s little princess.
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⇢ note: request for nemi; i’m so sorry it took so long to get around to this but i hope this makes up for the wait! a huge thank you for being my partner in crime on this and for some of the fantastic ideas you shared.
Yuji had been grumbling at his textbook for the better part of ten minutes before you peered over the top of yours. While he lay chest down on the floor, your legs were lazily propped over the small of his back. Your own back was supported by a pillow against your bed frame, comfortable enough, but you were starting to ache. Yuji wittered beneath his breath, he looked sweet when he tried to concentrate; his eyebrows furrowed and his nose wrinkled, but it was the way his tongue poked over his top lip that made you giggle.
“Stop,” he groaned, “this is hard.”
You cleared your throat as you closed your book, placing it on your lap.
“Which question is it now?” you asked, lifting your legs off him.
He grumbled incoherently, flipping the same page back and forth. You shook your head and shuffled next to him, straightening out your skirt as you brought your knees together to retain some modicum of decency. You leaned your weight against your left hand and softly patted Yuji’s head with the other.
“Uhm,” he mumbled, “still on the first one…?”
“Yuji-Kun,” you sighed, “have you been listening to a word I’ve said?”
He looked at you through his peripheral vision while his mouth fought against a nervous smirk. You playfully tapped him against the side of the head. Yuji feigned injury, holding his head and rolling onto his back; you were trying so hard not to laugh as he rolled about, wailing dramatically.
“You’re such a baby,” you told him, throwing the textbook to the side.
You watched as he stopped and spread his limbs out like a starfish, he turned his head in your direction.
“Says the little Princess,” he retorted, he flashed a grin when your cheeks flushed a pretty shade of pink.
He loved rendering your speechless with the utterance of a single word. To everyone on the outside, you and Yuji were this cute, Hallmark-movie, high-school sweetheart-type couple, barely even kissed, blushing at the sweet whispers you exchanged; how wrong they were.
Those sweet whispers that made you blush wildly were due to Yuji sharing with you his demands for you that evening—because you would always be his good Babygirl, his good little Princess. They would never see him grope you beneath the lecture hall desks, purposefully dragging you to the back. He’d ignore you as you cried into the sleeve of your sweater while his fingers fiddled with your sensitive little bud behind your underwear.
He rolled onto his side to prop his head up with his hand, you brought your hands up to cover your flushed cheeks.
“Hey,” he was trying not to laugh, finding your bashfulness absurdly loveable, “why don’t we take a break?”
A squeak escaped through the fingers of the hand that covered your mouth. Yuji awkwardly shifted onto his hands and knees, crawling toward you. When he sat up next to you, he swung his legs around to place them on either side of you; trapping you between him and the bed frame.
“Now who’s the baby?” he cooed, teasing you more by poking your hands playfully.
He laughed at your attempt to look annoyed, it was wasted. You resigned, watching as he began to lean into you, his hand pressed against the back of your head and his lips brushed against your ear.
“Or should I say,” his whisper was a low growl, “Babygirl?”
“Yuuuuuji,” you were whining as you squirmed between his legs, “you’re doing this on purpose.”
The warm breath expelled by his chuckle brushed against your neck. You felt the grip he held on the back of your head fall to your wrists, you didn’t fight him as he pulled your hands from your face. You knew he got off on how bashful you always were, and maybe you played into that a little, he felt the hot flush of your cheeks radiate against him.
He could devour you so easily.
You felt a thumb press hard against your chin, pushing your head right back. A pitiful laboured noise escaped your mouth, now pushing his palm against your throat. It wasn’t quite enough pressure to stop you from breathing, but enough to cause you discomfort. Enough to satisfy him. For the moment, at least.
“…ji,” you were fortunate enough to be able to squeeze the last syllable of his name.
Using his free hand, he kneaded at the delicious pudge of skin that poked out above your slightly-too-tight thigh-high socks. They were just a part of one of your many little uniforms reserved only for Yuji, and today was one of his favourites; a just-tight-enough shirt opened enough for your delicate, frilly lingerie—of his choosing, of course—to peek out, paired with a simple, pleated skirt.
You were ever so grateful when he lightened the pressure on your larynx, allowing you to urgently drag in a deep breath. But it was mere seconds before you were gasping and panting, succumbing to his will as his fingers pressed gently against the damp cotton of your panties.
“Finally,” you heard him say, the lowered tone of his voice triggered your flight response.
“Yu-Yuji?” you whimpered.
“Yuji’s not home right now, Princess,” he declared, “it’s not fair that he gets to have all the fun anyway.”
“Su-Sukuna, please,” you whined, tilting your pelvis back in an attempt to escape his roaming fingers, he only pressed against you harder.
“Why don’t you let me take you for a ride, babygirl,” as he said it, he dragged his finger downward, following your sweet, little slit beneath your underwear.
“You p-promised you wouldn’t,” if it wasn’t for the fact that Sukuna was so close to you, he never would have heard your feeble pleas.
“We all promise things we don’t really mean,” he groaned, removing his hand on your throat.
Sukuna smirked all the while you gasped for air—once again—and then whimpered, the focus in your sight made everything soft, your head felt full of cotton wool. Sukuna sniggered, the dumb, heavy-lidded look on your pretty, little face was nothing less than perfection. He pressed his fingers a slightly bit harder against your clit, inhaling sharply when he pulled strangled little mewls from behind your slightly parted lips.
Sukuna was more than a little fond of Yuji’s choice of mate, he’d been waiting far too long for this opportunity and he wasn’t going to squander it.
He was going to savour every moment.
“Let’s see,” Sukuna contemplated, relieving your clit of his fingers. He’d want you to beg for it, prove just how much of a needy little whore you really were; he’d have you screaming his name soon enough.
You whined at him as his hands crept along the outsides of your thighs, under your skirt, grabbing hold of your shapely hips. He ignored your cries while he pulled you toward him, your skirt now ruched above your waist.
“C’mere,” he grunted, jostling you with some force when you didn’t move quick enough for him.
From your position—your head now propped where your back had been, Sukuna suspending your arse with his large hands—you could almost pretend that it was still Yuji. It was still his body after all, right? Your eyes passed over the dark lines that only Sukuna had—you always thought they looked like tattoos—and the closed, second set of eyes. Those eyes unnerved you, scared you. You dropped your gaze.
You didn’t ever think you’d have to face this situation, Yuji had reassured you time and time again that he had control of Sukuna, that he wouldn’t be able to take over when things got hot and heavy between the both of you. Now, you supposed Sukuna had lied about being compliant the entire time.
Sukuna continued, “I demand a taste of this—“ he yanked your underwear down your thighs, pulling a little too hard on the waistband, “—sweet fucking cunny.”
Dumbfounded, you were only able to watch him with curious, wide eyes as he moved your legs to benefit him while he struggled to remove your underwear. He was clearly getting impatient, throwing your soaked underwear over his head and across the other side of the room.
Sukuna let out a long, deep moan, as he shuffled himself back. He brought your legs down, pressing his muscular upper-arms against the back of your thighs; this was his way of stabilising you while having both of his hands free.
With his biceps pushing into your thighs, you yelped as your neck was forced into an uncomfortable position. The top of your head pressed against the base of the bed while your ear squashed into your shoulder; you scrambled to hoist yourself up, pushing your palms against the floor.
“Ah-ah,” he growled, yanking you down by the hips.
Sukuna mumbled something, you may not have been able to hear it, but your widely spread cunt certainly felt him say something. He brought the index finger of his right hand up to hover just out of reach of your presenting hole; raising his gaze to catch you looking at him--your chest heaving with your gulping breaths, your eyes almost entirely closed, with your tongue gently lolled out over your bottom lip--he certainly hadn’t expected you to submit to him like this so easily.
“I can see why Yuji likes you,” Sukuna mused, you gasped loudly when his thick finger penetrated you for the first time, “a needy little bitch in heat, like you?”
He let out a satisfied groan as you convulsed against him, nowhere for you to go as he twisted his finger, left to right and back again, fucking you with little care as his thrusts became almost violent. You cried out when he began to hit his palm quite forcefully against your clit with each thrust of his finger; Sukuna’s dark eyes glared up at you, his thick brows pulling together in the middle of his brow while he snarled at you.
You really were trapped.
“I happen to know you like it rough,” he was smirking, the loud, wet sound that came from between your legs as he removed his finger with a yank make you shrink beneath him.
“But, let’s get one thing straight,” he continued, moaning while he sucked at your sweet juices that soaked his finger, “your little Yuji-Kun won’t ever compare to a demon,” Sukuna watched the panic set in your eyes, felt your thighs shaking against his arms as he angled you up.
“It’ll be so delightful and easy, making you teeter on that edge,” he snarled, “between pain and pleasure until I see fit.”
You yelped uncomfortably when the pad of his heavy thumb pressed into your clit; you heard him chuckle above your cries, pressing against it harder. Sukuna pursed his lips against your inner thigh. You felt his smirk against your skin when his thumb quickly shifted from your clit to your hole; it was without warning, your slick allowing him to pull in and out with ease. But the intrusion made you shudder, followed closely by an uncontainable wail.
“Oh, Princess,” he cooed, talking into your thigh, “you’re going to make over-stimming you so much fucking fun.”
“Wh-what do you mean?” it was a pitiful attempt at finding your voice.
Sukuna either couldn’t hear you or at the very least, he didn’t want to hear you. He dragged his tongue along your delicate skin, playfully nipping at you every few inches.
Oh, how it amused him when you squirmed, afraid of his real bite, perhaps? The thought excited him.
You continued to whimper while Sukuna roamed your thighs, but when he flicked the tip of his tongue across your clit—fucking you with his thumb, his fingernails digging into the flesh of your arsecheeks—you brought your hand to your face, biting down on the flesh of your wrist.
Sukuna ignored you, giving attention to your throbbing clit, using his free hand to spread your lips just a bit more, enough for him to sink his lips down and around you. He loved when you made those whiny, little bleats—so pathetic, so fucking easy.
But, no, this wasn’t enough for Sukuna. He jerked his thumb out—your walls quivered around the empty space—and replaced it with his tongue; he groaned loudly as he sloppily lapped at your dripping, wet cunt.
Crying into your hand, still biting down on your already raw flesh, you felt the pull of your hips, ready to spasm with the release that was building up within your core. Sukuna masterfully worked his way around your insides, tensing the tip of his tongue to satisfy that sweet spot within you.
“Cum for me, Princess,” his deep voice was cast even lower as he growled as he spoke those words, commanding you; you felt a pressure within your pelvis vibrate and coil.
A pretty, choked sob found its way behind your lips as you relaxed your head to the side. The arm you had been using to silence yourself came down on Sukuna’s head so hard he scratched at your outer thigh; that would surely leave a mark. Whether you were willing to admit it or not, the thought excited you, you wanted him to hurt you.
Sukuna seemed frustrated when you didn’t obey his demand.
“I said fucking cum for me, Princess,” he snarled, firmly placing his hands on either side of your arse. You gasped, feeling the sting of him driving the points of his nails into your flesh. “I won’t hesitate to hurt you, y’know,” he continued in between tending to your soft, little cunt, “but I get the feeling you’d—“ he huffed, driving his nails into you, eliciting a strangled, wailing moan from your lips, “—like it.”
A whimpering, twitching mess was all you were beneath Sukuna’s grip. You heard the sloppy, wet noises combining with his hungry moans, tasting as much of you as he possibly could. Leaning back onto his knees, Sukuna noticed the bright flush in your cheeks.
“Sweet, little thing,” he laughed, “look, she’s embarrassed.”
Sukuna delighted in having you as his play-thing, but he wasn’t quite done with you yet. While he stared at you with his impossibly dark eyes, you heard the distinct jostling of a belt being undone; you heard it land with a thud when he discarded it to the side, triggering your body to shudder once more.
He wasn’t impressed with you when you lowered your gaze away.
“No, no, no,” he chuckled, “you will return the favour, Babygirl.”
Your heart beat wildly against your chest, your breathing was nothing but desperate, clamouring gasps as he hoisted you by your hair. Your protesting cries meant nothing to him as he effortlessly pulled you to your knees and the sight of your eyes brimming with tears amused him all the more.
“You’d do it for him, wouldn’t you?” he gave an inflection to his voice, trying to mimic Yuji’s, “It’s still his body, right?”
Sukuna’s grip on your hair tightened while he fiddled with the zip of his trousers, you felt helpless, watching as he relieved his thick, hard cock from its clothed prison. It was Yuji’s body, but like this—when Sukuna felt the need to barge his way in—it was his, not Yuji’s.
“Isn’t it?” he spat, pushing you down toward his crotch, cock in hand.
You may have been too shocked to form words, disjoined syllables tumbling from your lips, but not shocked enough to resist him. You didn’t recoil when your lips pressed against the swollen, wet head of his cock, as he brushed his pre-cum across your lips. In fact, you were eager, Sukuna laughed when you parted your lips, ready to receive him.
“See, it’s not that bad, is it?” he mused as he tugged your head back to look up at him.
You heard him stifle a low growl, looking up at him with your pretty, glassy eyes and your puffy, pink lips.
Whining at him as you placed your hands on either side of his muscular thighs, you were a desperate little pet eager for master’s attention. You didn’t care that he held your weight by your hair, it didn’t matter that it hurt. You didn’t care how aggressive he was; it didn’t matter when it felt this good.
“That’s it,” his smile was devilish, allowing you to lower your head into his lap on your own terms.
When you moved Sukuna’s hand away from his cock, he let out a chortle that made your heart flutter. He was gentle while you teased the aching head of his cock. You were ever so pleased with yourself when you pulled guttural, feral moans from his lips; it was your turn to tease Sukuna. For however long he might allow it, that was.
Which wasn’t long at all, it would seem.
Sukuna was impatient and you were taking far too long, he wanted his dick rammed as far down your throat as he could, and he would. He wasn’t being gentle now, not when he pushed your head down onto him. When you let out a surprised yelp, he took the opportunity to take advantage.
“Fuck,” he hissed while you gagged on the intrusion of his length.
Your throat felt raw, there was no niceness about him now as he held you down. You were sure he would be smirking as you convulsed within his grip, feebly attempting to push against his tensed thighs with very little effect. Yuji might be rough with you, but Sukuna was on a different level, and you quickly understood just how utterly useless any and all attempts to save yourself would be.
It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt, and you knew—for certain—that someone was going to be you.
You closed your eyes and held onto his thighs so tight your knuckles turned white; it was the only thing you could do to distract yourself at that moment. The tears he’d forced from your eyes dripped onto your chest with your clumsy movements. You let out a wail of relief when he pulled you away, even just for a moment, it was welcomed.
"There's a good girl," he grunted, admiring the spit that dribbled down your chin, "there's my good little Princess."
Your moan at his words was cut off by a cruel shove of his hand; you gagged under the duress of him ramming into the back of your throat. He didn't care that you choked and spluttered beneath him, in fact, you knew it excited him; the way his cock twitched with each uncomfortable noise you made told you everything.
Every bone in your body screamed at you to submit to him, you would hope it would be less humiliating than this. Sukuna was surprised when you fell limp within his grasp and jerked you back once more.
“I wasn’t sure I’d break you so easily,” he chuckled, raising his free hand to your tear-stricken face.
You shuddered when his thumb stroked away at your wet cheek. You kept your eyes closed as his hand snaked its way across your face and down to your mouth. He tightened his grip on your hair as he held down hard with his other hand.
Your eyes darted open, Sukuna was a God looking down upon a mere mortal.
He hissed, you felt a heavy pressure against your lips as he used his hand to push you back against the pillow still propped against the bed. He was quick, untangling his hand from your hair to rest it on your inner thigh. He was laughing as his fingers tightened around your thigh, claws pinching at your flesh.
“Open wide, Babygirl,” baring his teeth at you, he looked maniacal, his hulking shape looming over you.
You sobbed helplessly as the mouth on his palm opened up, summoning a tongue that successfully infiltrated your mouth with very little effort. He laughed as your pretty, flushed face twisted, breathing frantically through your nose.
You were unable to make out the words he growled while he dragged his claws along the tender flesh of your inner thigh. The games he’d played with your throat, and consequently your oxygen, had dulled your senses—all except the ones that mattered, of course.
The bottom of his palm hit hard against your abused clit and your eyes widened with realisation. Sukuna smirked, both hands pressing so impossibly hard against both sets of your lips as he leaned into you.
“Just a little more,” he growled, “and then you’ll be ready for me.”
There was no time to think before the hand at your mouth pushed your head back, the finger and thumb on either side of your nostrils were dangerously close to completely restricting your airflow. Another tongue infiltrated your aching hole, he laughed at you as you convulsed beneath him. He allowed you to shake your head from side to side but nothing more, he found your efforts at yet another struggle tempting.
Your hips bucked defiantly beneath his hand as he bore against you. You whimpered against the tongue at your mouth as the one inside your twitching hole tickled against your most sensitive spot. Sukuna brought his face down impossibly close to yours, now gently grinding his palm against your clit; the only thing you felt were tight shocks that battered away within your core.
Sukuna gripped your face with his fingers, careless as his claws almost scratched at your face. When your head was brought up to meet him, your noses touched. It was unnerving.
You felt Sukuna’s tongues retreat. You were conflicted when you felt the gnawing ache of emptiness that was left behind. Formulating thoughts seemed impossible, coherency was nowhere to be found. With heavy-lidded eyes, you lazily watched as Sukuna knelt back.
It was cute, the way you opened your legs even wider for him. It wasn’t enough for Sukuna, nothing ever seemed enough for Sukuna. You felt his clawed hands grip the underside of your tender thighs; your breath shuddered, feeling the wet head of his cock bump against your widened hole.
“Good girl,” he breathed, “open wide.”
There was no other warning than his words as he shunted his hips forward, you moaned low in your throat—a strangled, feral noise—as your dripping wet cunt enveloped his throbbing length with very little ease.
“See,” he grunted, tightening his grip on your thighs, “I can be kind—“ he pulled his entire length, your hole quivered at the empty space, “—when I want to be.”
You wailed as he bottomed out against you, digging his claws into your flesh hard enough to draw blood as he frantically thrust. He’d been patient long enough but, while you’d been a good girl and indulged him, playtime was over.
Your head whirled and your limbs were numb. The only nerves that you felt any connection to were the ones in your pussy, the ones that made it possible to feel every protruding vein of his achingly hard cock The nerves that made it possible to feel every twitch it made as Sukuna put all his weight into you. He grunted, pushing back on your thighs, you yelped when he folded them against your stomach.
Sukuna delighted in hearing the moan you gave him after yet another deep, unrelenting thrust, his pelvis grinding roughly against your clit. You found yourself unraveling beneath him, you no longer felt within your own body.
“Yuji,” you mewled.
It was an easy mistake to make, a mistake that Sukuna did not appreciate. He laughed down at you as he picked up his pace. An unrelenting pace that shunted your body with each and every thrust. A pace that made you see stars.
“Silly little bitch,” he growled, spitting on your cheek, he was surprised when you let out a gasp of arousal, “say my name.”
He watched you convulse beneath him, felt you writhe and twist in his arms. It was delicious. The way your cunt clamped on his cock, tighter and tighter, and harder and harder until your cervix felt bruised.
“You’re mine right now, Princess,” he told you breathlessly, “Say it.”
You felt his spit hit your face again and your pelvis tightened. Things like that were supposed to feel this good, and for a brief moment, an internal struggle between arousal and embarrassment took place. Your arousal when Sukuna spoke.
“Say my fucking name,” was his final demand, but you could only cry out nonsense, “Say it!”
“Su-Sukuna!” you cried, obliged to obey him.
You were rewarded with the relief of Sukuna removing one of his hands from your thighs, too fucked-out to move—or care—your leg still rested against your stomach. He bared his teeth and brought his hand back; you were astonished that he never lost his momentum.
He grunted as he breathed.
“That’s right,” his voice began to waver, close to his own climax, “good girl.”
You could almost believe you weren’t just a piece of meat to him, the way his tongue wrapped around the words he used could make anyone feel special. But you were rudely reminded this was Sukuna, not Yuji, when his swung-back hand collided with your thigh.
The Earth itself could have shattered at that very moment, and all you’d feel would be him; you thought yourself lucky enough to remember your name.
“Good—“ he grunted against your arching hips, begging for more you couldn’t possibly take, “—girl.”
Sukuna juddered on top of you, within you, while his claws made their final assault on your skin, while he buried himself as deep within you as possible. You writhed and mewled beneath him, your hands grasped at the carpet, desperate to hold onto something while the pressure of his hot cum filling your battered cunt overwhelmed you.
There was a faint sting that broke through the pleasure as he continued to roll his hips against you, gently for the time being, now that he was spent.
It astonished you how quickly his breathing returned to normal while you struggled to draw any breaths that felt satisfying, still recoiling and twitching. You could speak only broken gibberish.
Sukuna lowered your legs, you wished he’d more gentle; you winced as your hip joints creaked having been forced into such an uncompromising position. You felt the weight of his chest press against yours and his nose nuzzled gently against the crook of your neck.
There was a tense moment as you lay under him as your senses regained consciousness.
“Yu-Yuji?” you whimpered, tears threatened the edges of your eyes.
The pretty pink man who lay on top of you let out an angered growl, the hands that tightened around your wrists no longer had claws; there was care in the grip.
“I’ll kill him,” you heard him growl, his grip tightening.
“Yuji I’m—“ he didn’t leave you room to finish as he lifted his head, gazing down at you with furrowed eyebrows and bold, dark eyes.
“But first,” he told you, looking down at the mess between where your bodies connected, “it looks like I have to punish you first.”
He looked back to you—was he enjoying this?—and cast a dirty smirk at you.
“Because despite what Sukuna may think or say,” he continued, looming closer to you, his cock twitching with every word, “you haven’t been a good girl, have you, Princess?”
Your lips may have been moving but your voice was inaudible.
“You can thank Sukuna for one thing though, Princess,” he growled, nipping at your neck.
His voice broke when he deliberately moaned in your ear, a sound that made you squirm with delight.
“There’s no more holding back,” was the last thing he said before raising your arms above your head and locking his teeth to your neck.
#fanfic#jjk fanfic#sukuna fanfic#jjk smut#sukuna smut#yuji itadori#sukuna ryomen#sukuna x reader#sukuna x reader smut#jjk x reader#jjk x reader smut#tw:domsub#tw:dubcon#tw:choking#tw:shpitting#tw:marking#tw:biting#tw:scratching#tw:dacryphilia#tw:degradation#tw:breath play#reader has petnames
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Ok I will admit bring up your rape experience was wrong asf and I’m sorry for that, but I still don’t think comphet is a real thing. There’s nothing wrong with being bisexual but you’re not a lesbian. You said in one of your responses that you where faking being straight and liking dick but it was excessive. The way you kept talking about how much you like penis was weird and I have yet to see a lesbian faking being straight talk about dick like that. We I was closeted in school I would just avoid questions about my sexuality. You said some of your old friends followed your blog so you faked liking dick but that’s not a good excuse 😐, if you’re gonna lie you should’ve come up with something better than that. You could’ve avoided talking about it or made a blog about something else.
naw i meant i wasn’t going to talk about my being penis-repulsed when my blog was known to ppl irl and to the guy himself. there’s a reason i talked about that soon after moving out of bahrain and being away from him even when i was a TRA and had literally nothing to gain from pretending to not like dick
like i said a lot of shit back then but it doesn’t mean it’s true lol i literally had to be pushed and coerced and manipulated into so much of it and had to be on substances or dissociated to be able to get thru it. people knew sth wasn’t wrong and would come at me for what was happening to me and so id double down on it and reframe it to make it seem like i had it good & they’re just jealous.
also lol some of my friends would find other blogs of mine and would ask me why it’s all women so id argue It’s Aesthetique and reblog a man to try to throw them off. rationally i could’ve just not posted women or changed the url but since when are teens smart problem solvers. a lot of my issues had some kind of way out but i often took the stupid way and would overcompensate to try to throw ppl off. but me saying sth while closeted and traumatised doesn’t mean i was being genuine about it esp considering i disclosed what was actually going on, seriously (unlike any of those screens), right after it ended for a reason. i had nothing to do with radblr nor did i know of the gs discourse or any of that by that point. what did i have to gain from lying about finding penises repulsive?
#i mean i wanted to believe the issue was me and not that i don’t like dick anyways so it was also me trying to convince myself#but honestly it’s whatever ik y’all will just take it as lying even tho u can see hints of everything im saying now back then
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Just for Show
Chris Evans x Reader
Summary: The Evans Christmas Family get together is coming soon and Chris has to come up with a plan as to who he is taking with him
Part 1 - Part 2 - Part 3 - Part 4
“What do you recommend?” I lean in to whisper to Chris, everyone too busy looking at their own menu. “I don’t know what to pick”
“Mmm the chicken parmesan pasta is always a great idea” Chris points at the small picture of the dish. “If you pair it with white wine, it’s the cherry on too”
“Mmm I don’t think I should be ordering wine” I chuckle, placing the menu back on the table. “Wine gets me in a sexy mood”
“Uff, then the more reason to do it” He grins at me, placing a hand over my knee. Oh two can play this game, Evans.
“Maybe tonight” I grin, leaning in closer so that my perfume scent engulfs him. “But I’m warning you, Evans. I can get really messy when wine is involved”
“I can handle messy, Miss Y/L/N” He says this as his hand rises up to my thigh just a little bit.
“Then I’ll make sure to be in my worst behavior” I lean in as slowly as I can, Chris’ eyes so focused on me, his lips barely open. I close the distance between our lips, the kiss a little more hot that what would be considered appropriate for a family lunch but for everyone it can look like a small kiss because I grab Chris’ neck to pull him closer so that he can conceal me for when I grace my tongue over his lips.
When I pull away, Chris’ eyes are so dark and stormy, his chest heaving. “Nobody is watching, Y/N”
“Oops, I guess I forgot” I grin. Chris is about to say something when the waiter interrupts him.
“Can I get your drinks?”
I’m the first one to order so without taking my eyes away from Chris, I tell him what I want. “I’ll have a pinot grigio”
“Do you think you are going to be able to handle yourself?” Chris whispers into my ear while everyone is ordering.
“It’s not myself that I’m worried about, Chris” I sit sideways, trying to face. “After all, you were the one watching me shower”
“But you were the one who left the door opened” He winks at me before turning back to the waiter, leaving me with my mouth wide open.
***
“Yeah, were not going out with you looking like that” Chris stands up from his couch as I reach the first floor, ready to go out with Chris and his siblings.
“Why?” I pout, looking down at my outfit. “What’s wrong with it?”
“Nothing, babe” Scott waves Chris off. “You look hot as fuck”
“Language” Lisa giggles, earning an eye roll from Chris. “No but you do look gorgeous, honey”
“I know! I never said she didn’t” Chris reaches my side and grabs my waist. “But so will the rest of the bar”
“Oh but I only have eyes for you” I bop his nose, knowing that Chris won’t actually force me to change.
“You’ll freeze to death” He counterparts, still trying to fight me.
“I’ll take a coat” I pat his chest before looking around the room. “Where are my girls?”
“Coming” Shanna shouts as she and Carly walk up to us.
“Lets goo” I clap my hands happily as we all get up, ready to leave.
***
I call already feel sweat running down the back of my neck, my whole body buzzing after the four shots of tequila Scott dared me to drink. It’s been so long since I’ve danced like this, so freely and feeling myself.
“Damn Y/N” Scott slaps my ass playfully, earning chuckles from his sisters. “You do know how to move”
“Thanks” I grin but then I roll my eyes. “Well, at least you notice it”
“Is this about my boring brother over there?” He nods his head to the direction where Chris is. He has a glass of whiskey in his hands, the other one on his phone, his eyes not moving away from the screen.
“Yeah, he hasn’t looked at me even for a minute since we got here” I try to not sound as disappointed as I actually feel but based on the look my fake in laws give me, I know that I’m not doing a good job at it.
“No no no, you go there and you force him to look at you, god every man in this bar probably wishes they could be grinding behind you” Shanna tells me, looking back at her brother. “If you don’t go, I’ll do it myself”
“You walk there and make him want you” Scott nods before giving me a soft push towards Chris’ direction.
I try to steady my breath, trying to come up with a plan to seduce Chris without making a fool of myself. I mean, I could blame it on the alcohol just in case, but I rather not have to do it.
When I close enough, without a warning, a grab the phone from his hand and before he has a chance to protest, I step myself in between his legs, sitting down in his lap. “Can you give me back my phone?”
“Nope” I reply, wrapping my arms around his neck. “Can you give me your attention?”
“Why? Is the attention of all the men in this bar not enough?” he scoffs, leaning back and away from me.
“Is that what this is all about? Are you jealous?” I move from his lap to rest both of my knees in the little space between his legs and I place my arms around his neck again, so basically I’m laying on top of him. “You know I don’t care about that, right? I only want your attention”
“You don’t have to lie, Scott and the girls are not close enough to hear you” He rolls his eyes before moving them away from me.
“God you are so stupid” I groan, grabbing his head to bring his focus back to me. I bring my lips up to his mouth, my tongue darting out to get a taste of his mouth. His lips are warm and soft and I can’t help but moan when his tongue meets mine.
Thank god the lighting in this bar is so dark, otherwise people would have seen the entire show Chris and I are putting on. He finally sits up straighter, his hands grabbing the back of my thighs as I dig my hands into his blond mess. I pull his head back by his hair, making him look me in the eyes.
“Chris” I try to speak but I’m so out of breath that it comes out as a moan.
“Fuck” Chris curses, his chest heaving and his hands giving my thighs a hard squeeze that earns him another moan. “We can’t do this”
I’m about to step away from him, feeling rejected when he adds “not here”.
I give him a quick kiss before standing up and stretching my hand to him. “Come dance with me then”
Chris bits his lips, a grin trying to scape, before standing up and grabbing my hand. “Lead the way”
“You know, now that I think about it, I don’t think I’ve ever seen you dance, Captain” I walk backwards, my hand still in his. “That time at Robert’s house you denied me of such a pleasures”
“It was for your own good” He grins, pulling my arm to stop me on my tracks. “You wouldn’t have been able to keep you hands off me”
“Cocky much?” I roll my eyes, pressing my hands against his chest as his arms circle my waist.
“You know I am, Baby” He winks at me before giving my side a squeeze. “No but all jokes aside, my dance moves suuuck”
“I think I’ll be the judge of that, Cap” I pull him closer to me, keeping my eyes on his. “Now, let’s dance”
***
“MCDONALDS MCDONALDS MCDONALDS” Scott and I chant loudly as Chris, who is sitting between us in the back, rolls his eyes.
“Shanna, we are going to have to stop at McDonalds or they won’t stop” Chris leans forward to pop his head between his sisters. “Y/N alone is a force to be reckoned with but you add Scott to the mixture and it’s worse”
“Fine, I’ll look for one not to far away” Carly pulls out her phone to look for one close as Shanna just laughs.
“You are in for a good one, brother” She giggles as Carly gives her the directions.
We finally reach the restaurant and after ordering from the drive thru, we are back in the road to home.
“Don’t get ice cream on the couch” Chris looks at me sternly as he holds my ice cream cone.
“Or what?” I flash him a grin before leaning in to suck on the ice cream still in his hand.
“Fuck” He breaths out lowly, just for me to hear. “You are killing me, woman”
“Good” I dip my finger into the ice cream before rubbing it on his cheek. “Oops, let me clean that”
I lean in, sticking ny tongue out to seductively lick the sweetness of his cheek. “Better?”
“You two knock it off” Scott fake gags as he takes his eyes away from us.
“Nobody told you to look” Chris waves off his brother before grabbing me by the back of my neck to pull me to his lips.
“Stop it or I will jump of the car”
***
“Goodnight” Chris whispers to his siblings before closing the door to his bedroom.
“Tonight was so much fun” I beam at him, my cheeks still red from the alcohol and the hot kiss Chris gave me on the car.
“You know, I get what you got nominated for an Oscar” Chris chuckles, kicking his shoes off.
“What do you mean?” I frown, popping my head from the bathroom door as I pull up my pijama shorts.
“You and the whole act you put on today” He looks at me as I step back into the room. “I’m sure everyone is convinced we are in love now”
There’s a part in me that instantly breaks, I fell my legs go numb, like my whole body just got thrown down a hill. “Oh, yeah.. the act. I mean that’s what I’m here for after all”
“Thank you” Chris stands up from the edge of the bed to place a kiss on forehead before walking towards his closet to pull out his pillows and blankets.
“No problem” I whisper softly before walking up to the bed and letting the bed spread engulf me.
“Every thing okay?” Chris asks be as I turn my back to him.
“Yup, just tired” I reply, trying hard not to cry right then and there.
“Okay” I hear him say before laying down on his made up bed. God, men are so oblivious. “Good night”
I don’t reply, already feeling the tears in the back of my eyes and my throat drying up.
“Y/N?” Chris asks again when I don’t reply.
I don’t know what happens but suddenly I’m sitting up and facing him. “No, Chris, actually, everything’s not fine because I wasn’t acting and for a second there I thought you weren’t either. For me, pretending to be in love with you stopped being an act a long time ago. Fuck I don’t think it was an act at all. And I know I promised to help you with this little stunt but I feel like if I stay and I keep pretending that this is all fake to me, I’m going to end up so heartbroken beyond repair so I think it would be best if I leave tomorrow morning”
“Y/N”
“Don’t. I don’t need your pity nor an apology or whatever it is that you are going to give me. I know that this isn’t your fault, you made it pretty clear that this was all an act and that you don’t want a relationship right now and I respect that but I also hope you respect my decision to remove myself from this situation before it gets me” I know that I’m crying now, big tears running down my cheeks.
“Can I talk?” Chris asks me from the floor where he is sitting.
“Sorry, yes” I clean my tears with the back of my hands as Chris moves to sit on the edge of the bed, next to me.
“The fact that you think that this was all on act to me is beyond me” Chris brings his hand up to caress my cheek. “I seriously thought I was being so obvious about how you made me feel that I was scared that you were just acting so that’s why I said what I said. I didn’t say it because I wanted it to me an act, a lie, I said it because I was trying to convince myself of it. Because I thought that that’s what it was to you, I didn’t want to make you feel like you had to love me back because I knew it was unfair. I’ve spent the last couple of days fighting this urge to hold you all the time, not just when my parents or my siblings are around”
“Chris, I-”
“I love you, Y/N”
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Pleaseee dont hate me!! I had scheduled this to be posted on friday but I think I did it wrong since it didn’t! Sorry!!!
Also, this is not the last part, I’m doing one more so that should be up by friday.
Hope you like this❤️
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Kenneth changing his mind about spending the rest of the season in London even tho he hates it there…well, apart from one person of course *cough* Hugh *cough* Kenneth loves a London Boy™️ and Cherie is just me sitting here and sipping my tea.
a family that gossips together stays together LMAO. omg idk why but seeing “Uncle Percy” actually made me giggle a little. probably bc i’m so used to people just calling him Percy or Percival or The Duke that i totally forgot that he’s actually an uncle too and has a niece and a nephew sksksk i know i should’ve clocked it the minute Kenneth and Iona were introduced a couple chapters back but obviously i was too distracted with well, my heartbreaking, the tension during their unchaperoned moments, everything going up to flames, The Maze™️ that Bombshell Proposal™️ feat. Disastrous Others™️ okay basically that Eventful Wedding Weekend™️ to actually process the fact that Percy’s an uncle lol. it’s just such a cute and funny image. omg wait, so Kenneth is Elias’ age right? And Iona closer to age with Cherie i’m guessing. did Percy ever get to like, see them when they were young? or was he too preoccupied with, well the divorce and everything else that he never really got to see them, especially with them living in Scotland? i feel like Percy would’ve been a cool uncle but i also feel like it would’ve stung seeing baby Iona, knowing that she’s closer or the same age as Cherie.
can i just say that i love Percy and Lav’s dynamic so much? and like, Lavinia and Percival out here knowing The Tea™️ they’re such a Gossip Sibling Duo™️ we love to see it. not to mention, the older sister that Aunt Lavinia radiates and Percy just not being able to say no ksksks. he’s like that “moody” little brother who pretends he’s cool and calm and he doesn’t care but actually has the biggest soft spot and adoration for his big sister. it’s so cute.
Anthony’s sensors just knows when Cherie is near like, he’s got the sixth sense when it comes to her and it’s so funny. A spinster she says…Sure, Jan™️ and LMAO it’s like Anthony is just constantly hearing Cece’s voice in his head saying “don’t you dare say anything, use that braincell and shut that mouth” he’s just repeating it as a mantra from now on lmao. “You get mad if I lie to you.” he is finally using that last braincell thank the heavens. “He was also the one who got them killed.” ANTHONY KSKSKSKS i mean, he’s not wrong tho and like, Romeo & Juliet is a tragic love story and hmm a bit questionable at times and it’s like, Cherie has selective memory of the full thing and just remembering the best parts skskssksk. Anthony is being so so funny with his Jealousy, Jealousy™️ i loveeee.
Anthony is just taking all the chances he gets to a point that he’s now bargaining with his sister i love this so much. OMG LMAAAO BENEDICT AND COLIN GOING TOO SO THEY CAN WATCH ANTHONY this is too freaking funny. you cannot leave this man alone with Cherie without supervision i tell you.
“You didn’t join the others?” course he didn’t. he’s trying his best to spend his time with u hello. but pls, their back and forth is always so cute and fun to read. like they’re just so easy when they’re together, calm and free. OH. MY. GOD. LMAO. WHAT. IS. A. BROTHEL. Anthony is going to die with Cherie’s questions omg PIERRE?!?!?! was he really that heartbroken?? i mean, good for him i guess lmao. this whole brothel conversation is HILARIOUS. Anthony just trying his best to explain without actually explaining it. The Struggle™️ this man has to go thru. ENTERTAINMENT KSKSKS omg omg SHE DID NOT JUST ASK HIM TO TAKE HER THERE LMAAAAO dear god she really has no idea what he’s doing to him. SHE’S ASKING HIM TO WATCH HER WHILE SHE HAS FUN IN A BROTHEL. Anthony all my thoughts and prayers to you as i douse you i holy water. keep calm, breathe and repeat after me, “I am a gentleman, I am a gentleman, I am–”
“I’ll do whatever it is you want me to do.” he’s so obsessed and whipped for her i love it so much. but sigh….she’s still so clueless about him feeling nothing for her help like all the signs just going over her head i swear. and hmm, right, friends, well at least there’s this whole friendship thing means progress right?? look at them joking about his Bombshell Proposal™️ like, progress, we love it. they still need to talk but i’ll take anything for now. rightttt, i see what you’re doing here Anthony, asking advice on how to propose to the woman who you’re going to propose to, clever i will say bc like, that’s the perfect way to take notes so he can be better next time. but pls Cherie’s not giving him anythingwhich i’m glad bc, yeah, figure it out Brutus.
Anthony is trying his best to spend as much time as he can with her without it being too pushy bless him. he’s being so cute and shit it’s making my heart melt. once again i will say, Thank You Cece Our Queen and Saviour. LMAO he bought a fine china set alskalsk yeah bc that will definitely replace that ones you broke. but AAAAH they’re being so cute stoooop and their waiger !!!!!! i love how we’re going back to their ways before they had that kiss and god, the joking around, the sweet smiles, the glances, them recalling their old beef about Elias & Miriam but my GOD THE LONGING THO ugh. i just want them to kiss already.
ELIAS SKSKSKS his timing is impeccable. he’s being such a cockblock already and he isn’t even doing it on purpose….or wasn’t he? lol knowing him he probably saw them and just went NOPE. NOT ON MY WATCH. and then Cece in the background just shaking her head like, “dammit husband i’m trying to fix the situation here and you’re not helping” lmao it’s so funny how Cece is basically doing her best to get them back together and Elias is kinda unknowingly hindering that plan a little.
“Absolute perfection.” AS YOU SHOULD. it’s what she deserves like she had a great time that’s for sure, i mean, Stormview is quite large, and has plenty of rooms and idk if they got to Explore™️ everything in a week but still sksksksk “We woke up late” of course you did. i mean, if it was up to Elias i pretty sure we’d never see the two of them ever again LAKSALKSLASK.
awww Cece called him Anthony. i’m so glad about this friendship honestly like it’s so wholesome and sweet. and pls i love how she’s so so casual about her excuses bc she’s technically not lying but she’s not giving the full truth either. and the way she’s poking Cherie to get to spill and just, insinuating what Anthony’s true intentions are bc lol even the grass can see that the fine china wasn’t his main priority there. yes my queen set your plan in motion just…distract Elias sometimes and you’ll be good to go sksksks but my god this part was such a fun read and i really enjoyed it so much. i can’t wait to see what happens next!
– TM Anon™️
Omg darling hiiii! ❤
Yessss, Hugh is literally the only reason why he agreed to come to London with his mother and sister ❤ He likes him a lot ❤
I think he would be the fun uncle if it was before the divorce, because he was so much fun and happy before it 💔 I think he did see Kenneth but like you said, Iona is closer to Cherie in age and after the divorce, things got bad between Lavinia and Percy, because Lavinia loved Cassie a lot and she couldn’t just accept the whole divorce thing 💔 So Percy didn’t see Iona a lot but he was around while Kenneth was growing up, they visited each other a lot! ❤
The cool older sister and moody little brother dynamics, they totally have that! 😂❤
Anthony is just constantly hearing Cece’s voice in his head saying “don’t you dare say anything, use that braincell and shut that mouth” he’s just repeating it as a mantra from now on lmao. OH MY GOD YES! 😂😂 Cecily will save their relationship and Anthony is beginning to see that😂
They will never come to an agreement about Romeo and Juliet for sure 😂
I was giggling while writing that brothel scene 😂
I think Pierre is like…you know those guys who think they’re in love when they lose the girl? He’s one of those 😂 He wasn’t in love with Cherie when he asked, he just thought they could fall in love in marriage but now that he lost her, he is convinced they were meant to be 😂 He is heartbroken 😂❤
Anthony all my thoughts and prayers to you as i douse you i holy water. keep calm, breathe and repeat after me, “I am a gentleman, I am a gentleman, I am–” THIS IS HILARIOUS I’M DYING LOLLL 😂
I feel like Cherie isn’t going to believe he’s in love with her until he actually says it or shows it 😂 But these subtle signs, she can’t see them 😂
Anthony is trying his best to spend as much time as he can with her without it being too pushy Exactlyyyy! ❤ Like, he is slowing down to see her reactions and what she says and he thinks before he acts FOR ONCE 😂 That’s why he’s testing the waters while talking to her, he doesn’t want her to pull back again ❤
Lolll oh Elias and Cece will have completely different opinions on Cherie/Anthony being together 😂 Or getting married? 😏😈
i mean, if it was up to Elias i pretty sure we’d never see the two of them ever again LAKSALKSLASK. YOU ARE RIGHT AND YOU SHOULD SAY IT 😂
Cece and Anthony will go from enemies to reluctant friends to besties😂 They need to stick together, their lives will be very chaotic with Elias and Cherie 😂
Lolll Cece wants to make sure Anthony didn’t make yet another disastrous proposal while she was gone😂
You’ve made me so happy with this, thank you darling! ❤❤ Love you! ❤❤❤
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Ok so like random thought. Do you think that because Muzan has been alive for a Godly Amount of time. That he would know/learned some other languages? Like genuinely curious. Because honestly me being Hispanic. It really gets me thinking all the shit talking I could say about him in front of him but not obviously saying it like I'm actually directing at him so I don't... Ya know. DIE 😂
Ik you don't write him at all. But it's just a thought that came to mind and I want to know someone else thoughts on it. Also because I feel more comfortable asking this to you than anyone else :3
BRO NOW I WANNA WRITE FOR HIM PLSS FWKWDNCFJDSCFNJSCF THATS SO FUNNY SMFKSF and aw dude!!! that so cute im glad you feel comfy telling me this
OKAY SO KINDA SPOILERS SO READ AT YOUR OWN RISK
okay so dude, this is tricky because lowkey i think that Muzan is hella narrow minded. i mean this man has one fucking thing on his mind, which is immortality with no bounds aka being able to walk under the sun. understandable right, but i also imagine he has traveled the world like every corner of it.
so the man obviously has had to learn the language of the country he's in to get some information. omg please imagine this man in peru LMFAO PLS I CAN SEE HIM WEARING THE OUTFITS AND SHIT TO BLEND IN AND NOT LOOK SUS
grown out facial hair, colorful poncho and chollo speaking spanish to all the locals bRO plsssssssssss
this man b picking potatoes with them and shit
but also like i see him as the latter, not bothering to learn anything at all. he is a selfish, vile, cruel monster bro. like most of the time i have such a back and forth relationship with this man bc he groomed and manipulated the shit out of everyone he turned into a demon. like daki and gyuutarou were only about thirteen years old when he turned them into demons. and like this girl literally did sex work like bro think about that fr fr
but it's like when you see muzan pretending to be a child you see that he's reading and browsing so i can only imagine the vast knowledge of this man. all the fucking knowledge in the world and yet this man still fucking bitter and didn't figure out the answer in the very end. and even still acting out selfishly STILL even trying to manipluate tanjiro to do his bidding. he just truly doesn't learn lol
so yes, while i think personally muzan knows probably like every language known to man he's still a little bitch. also now that i think about it a lot of indigenous cultures have like superstitions about pale skinned ass hoes like him and they would probably suspect him of being a demon so i think he would go in areas where he wouldn't be outted.
so like europe or some shit. DUDE do you know what i just thought about. this man just meeting all the world leaders good and bad. like this mf probably met hitler and stalin or some shit. this mf lived thru slavery, the rise and fall of the roman empire. this mf knows all the secrets in the world except for the cure against the sun. THIS MF KNOW WHERE ATLANTIS IS OKAY LIKE BRO
so yeah for like the third time he does probably know hella languagesgkeoprkgorgkv
#THIS ADHD ASS POST#I AM SO SORRY ANON#i know youre probably like#im never asking this bitch about anything ever again#GFKLMSFMSKFCM#i hope you don't stray away because of this shit post pls#screaming LMFAO#muzan kibutsuji#kny#demon slayer#kimetsu no yaiba
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Death by a thousand cuts
I have been thinking about writing this for months now. Even before I decided to quit the residency at my previous job.
COVID has been kicking our ass, true, but that was (is) true for most healthcare providers all around the world.
No, my struggle started a bit before that actually.
First some background, I have been working at one of the biggest most famous ID clinics in central Europe. The clinic is in a different country than I am originally from so there was a bit of cultural accommodating at the begging. But we were a big group of ID interns/residents/fellows and specialists.
I don't actually remember that much from my first year working there. And I couldn't figure out why, but then I read in some study that when u experience a high dose of stress and/or sleep deprivation for a long time, your brain kinda stopps being able to transcribe short term memory into a long term.
I was working 100hours/week, sometimes less, sometimes more. After a year and a half, when the last half I worked in the ID ER for five months, I always stayed after working 24 hours, sometimes over 36hours, and I would see and treat 70ish patients. Nobody from the older docs would help me out, nobody from other interns either bc usually they would have their own kind of hell to take care of.
The fact that basically, inexperienced doctors are taking care of patients never really phased my ex-boss. Her mantra was that if there was a problem that you cannot resolve, you can call her and she would advise you. Which most of the time was true, I must say that.
But we all have been young docs, barely out of our medical school garments, and sometimes as it happened, we could not recognize there IS a problem that maybe needs a more experienced opinion.
I am often confronted with this idea or more like a culture, of pretending that once you are an MD you don't need help and asking for it is a kind of weakness and that then you are forever on the list of WEAKLINGS.
And let me say this only once.
That's absolute bullshit.
Anyway, the first time I decided to quit I worked there for about a year and a half, I went for a long-expected holiday, I took three weeks off, had interviews and talked with my bf about my options.
Second thing...my man, bless his beard, would support me no matter what. He is almost 10 years older than me, so he has more work experience and I find it reassuring to discuss stuff like this with him bc I know he will not sugarcoat it. He said that I should dig my heels in and last at least one more year till the end of my "internship". As a "resident" who worked at this specific department, I wouldn't have a problem finding another job. We r basically the equivalent of a french legion of medical professionals (when u work in this specific department and everyone knows it, I will come back to that later).
So I took his advice. Thankfully as a part of our training, one of those parts is a year-long internship at the internal medicine department, which I did shortly after we had that conversation and guys, that was a revelation of how medicine and just...work and life can be experienced. There were enough docs for a floor, an attending who had the time to manage and advise us. I´ve grown that year as a doc so much. Other internships were mandatory so I could have become (equivalent of) a resident, and it was a general surgery, anesthesiology, radiology, microbiology etc. But I did them all and became a resident.
The moment I came back to our clinic, my boss would put me in our outpatient department. Which I have never worked on before. The head of the department has quit a few months before, and I had no idea what to do there, bc it's a very different type work. The only thing my boss told me when I spoke of my concerns were "you will learn".
Thankfully the previous head of the department was a good friend of mine and she would always answer my questions and requests. Suddenly I no longer had to deal with the hectic life of an ID floor or ER, no sepsis, meningitis, etc.
Most of my patients were the chronic type...Lyme, chlamydia, mycoplasma... let's say it literally drained the life out of me. But I managed. Also, I started to work for their outpatient office which takes care of patients with chronic hepatatis. That I enjoyed more.
I also started to dip my toes in vaccinology, either planned like for travel but I started to be more interested in preventive care in the immunocompromised and my own phantasmagoria was to make a palliative care team in our hospital. Bc, we had none. And then a wonderful thing happened, other docs, older experienced, great at their work, started to refer their patients to me specifically.
There were more examples of the utter a complete FUCK U(s) which were kindly provided either by the system or by the head of the department or the hospital.
Then covid hit and the shit hit the interstellar space.
I still can't make myself remember the first few months bc it actually causes me to go into a rage fit, and honestly, I am done with that kind of negativity.
I hold out for a year. Year of such shitty treatment from the chief and our hospital head. No thank you- s or you are doing a good job or we r all on the same ship.
No.
People will say that I quit bc of the money. And that's not true, tho it did irk me a bit. All the other ID specialists working at different hospitals would get covid bonuses every month. We got jack shit. Again, the best biggest most know ID clinic. We were the first and oftern the ONLY ones who would test for/diagnose/hospitalize/treat a patient who had covid FOR MONTHS in the beginning.
I mean, the medical community is small, the ID community even smaller so yes, we were able to compare and contrast the work at different ID departments in other hospitals bc our friends worked there. And all of them would go speechless when they would hear from us what we were living thru.
At one point at the beginning of the pandemic, ALL the ambulances would go thru our ER department and we were supposed to decide where the patient should go.
AN EXAMPLE
Ambulance with a woman who has known colon cancer, had a fever, stomach as a rock and is projectile vomiting. I was supposed to decide where she should go and the surgeon would be super pissed when I said that I don't think she has COVID but without PCR I can't be sure but I think there is a bigger pressing issue. I remember him saying:
"well if anyone else gets infected at our department and dies, it's on you."
fun.
There were other examples of seriously stressful episodes which I and my coworkers lived thru, for which we were not trained for, advised, or properly supervised. At a certain point, I started to take anxiolytics before and during my all-nighters bc I didn't know what I would do with all that stress which was so callously shat on me and my coworkers.
For a few months, I stopped working nights, only thru the mercy of my coworkers who saw how exhausted I was and would take my shifts.
Anyway, after only two months I had to start working nights bc I needed the money. The basic pay for docs was just not enough without the extra from night shifts. Talk about exploiting.
The moment however when I decided to QUIT, when I was DONE, when I actually heard my heart break, was the moment at the end of the previous year. They decided to start vaccinating in our tiny small vaccination centre. Let's say a "shit storm" brewing is the light version of events that ensued.
But basically, as I was trying to discuss with my boss that we are all exhausted, that this wave is not slowing down and that throwing more work at us, the docs and nurses and other staff, who are overworked, is not a good idea,
What she basically said to me is that who says things like that is lazy and that if she can handle it everyone must be also.
The thing is..most of us were at the bring. Some would handle it with casual and calous sex, drugs (legal or not), a bottle of wine before sleep. A coworker ended up with antipsychotics.
But u know,
we were all lazy apperently.
I realized there is no way out of this other than quitting. I could not continue being so tired and sad all the time. I took two weeks off, really thought about it. Had diarrhoea and nausea for a week as I realized I will have to quit :D
On a Monday I came back, handed in my notice. Basically what she told me and how she reacted made me realized how right the decision was.
I had to stay there for another three months bc that's the law, but my mood changed significantly.
I got another job in a smaller ID department, working with amazingly kind people, but that's another story.
But that was the only interview I actually looked for and did. I, however, did get several job offers from different types of medicine. From heads of different departments in my old hospital to smaller general medicine chain offices who are looking for ID specialists, to insurance companies.
Like I said, french legion.
Or Runway and your boss is Miranda Pristley. Once u survive that, u survive anything.
But at my old work they would keep hitting you with wave after wave of passive agressive comments about how if u quit, u wont be able to find anything as"prestigious" as this.
There were many other exmaples of a shitty and questionable situations which were treated as "normal" but there is not point on getting on that rage train.
Contrary as it might seem, I am greatful I got to live thru this, good and bad, bc now I know what I am and am not willing to sacrifice for a job. No matter how much I might love it.
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Birthday Boy || Kaminari Denki
Synopsis: You plan Denki the most epic party, but save the best gift for last 😉
Pairing: Kaminari Denki x fem!Reader
Warnings: M/E+, 18+, explicit sexual content, heavy drinking (but being safe about it)
Word Count: 3.8k
A/N: This is for the @bnhabookclub bingo event! Huge thanks to @shoutogepi for betaing, u always come thru for my denki content, like where would i be without u 😭 This is for Denki’s b-day (that passed lol) but ima just post anyway so hope you enjoy! 💖
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Denki’s in the corner overlooking the scene in front of him with a drunken smirk on his face. This party is going down as the most epic rager in the history of ragers. The spacious backyard allowed you to hire a DJ to come in and pump beats through a bad ass stereo system that even Jirou approved of. And she has unbelievably high standards considering her quirk. The bass is turned up all the way that Denki can feel it thumping against his chest.
You took the time to decorate the rest of the yard with canopies and fairy lights, providing a pretty backdrop over the starry sky. Denki’s birthday is in summer so the breeze tickling his skin was just right. People are still splashing in the pool despite it being ten at night.
Denki sees you across the yard, waving goodbye to the taco man you hired. You actually planned the whole party on your own. Denki had no idea how you balanced party planning with late-night work shifts, all the while keeping it a secret so Denki wouldn’t find out.
Then again, it wasn’t that hard to keep it from him, Denki literally heard you on the phone, hiring the taco man for his birthday, and he still didn’t think anything of it. You made sure to invite all of his pro-hero friends. It was relatively tame for the first hour until Sero challenged Denki to a keg stand, and Denki has no shame so there he stood in the middle of his backyard at two in the afternoon, hanging upside down with Sero and Kirishima holding him up, and guzzling as much beer as he could before he toppled over. The Bakusquad all yelling “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!” and of course, Bakugou had to chime in, saying he could do it for longer.
And that’s how all the pro-heroes of the future generation that are deemed “noble saviors” by society end up challenging each other to various drinking games. You got the cheap booze, but no one could tell the difference by the third cup.
“You say… boobs? where...” Mineta slurs, wrenching his guts out into a flower pot. Poor flower.
Oh. Denki just narrated that whole beginning scene out loud. In the third person. Whoops.
Nobody wanted to invite Mineta, but it was Denki’s party so they all stuck it out for one night. After a few rounds of the typical high school party games in which Bakugou took every opportunity to shit all over -
“Why the fuck… we’re pro… pro-heroes... playin’ this… this... kiddy… sippy cup shit…”
Don’t worry, Kirishima shuts Bakugou up real fast. With his mouth.
“No one shuts me up! You hear… I- I will fuuuck…” Kirishima pulls Bakugou in for another kiss, and Denki peeps some tongue. Go Kiribaku! Mina, of course, came up with the ship name, she comes up with all of them, but Denki loves the ship name you two share the most. It’s what Mina calls… fuck… what’s it stand for? T-O-P? P-O-T? O-T-P? Denki shrugs, thinking it’s one of ‘em, and that he definitely ships you with him all day every day.
Where are you by the way? Denki needs his fill of you, a kiss every twenty minutes dammit! He hangs onto the wall when he walks, the room spinning way too much, but he’s still able to discern you from the chaos. A halo of light surrounds your figure, giving you an angelic appearance, though that can just be Denki’s vision going in and out of focus.
Denki lifts his hands up to his face, as if he were a photographer trying to get the best angle for a shot. You’re collecting empty cups from people and refilling them with water. At least that’s what Denki surmises since everyone groans when you hand them back their cup.
“Oh no, Y/N, Denki’s doing that thing again with his hands where he’s pretending to be a cameraman! Help!”
Denki giggles at the talking broccoli in his living room. Broccoli is such a nice guy, always looking after everyone, he's the number one broccoli for a reason ya know.
Denki couldn’t have asked for a better girlfriend, I mean, have you seen yourself? You strut over like a model that could end Tyra Bank’s whole damn career, hips swaying in a seductive rhythm to the marching drum of Denki’s soundtrack in his head. Denki really wants to run his hands all over you, dammit, he’s been hoping to get you alone since this afternoon for some birthday sex, but with all the last-minute planning you were doing, it was never the right time.
“Now’s a good a time as any, birthday boy.” You whisper in his ear, making Denki jump when he realizes you caught him narrating out loud. This is why Denki loves you. You put up with all his weird shit.
Denki lurches forward, wobbling slightly, and proceeds to drag you upstairs. You giggle at his impatience, looking around to find the Bakusquad passed out on the couch and definitely staying the night. No way in hell are you letting anyone go home in their inebriated state. Sero is wrapped from head to toe in his own tape after Denki dared him to mummify himself. Mina is curled up on one side of the couch with her makeup miraculously still in place after all the swimming, dancing, and streaking (yes, you heard that correctly, it was a dare) Kirishima and Bakugou are cuddling on another couch, with Bakugou’s head tucked into Kirishima’s arm. Halfway through the night, Kirishima lost his shirt and he’s just been chilling shirtless the entire night.
“Hold up, this is too good,” you giggle, motioning for Denki to pose in the middle. Denki looks about ready to pass out next to them, with his eyes half-closed and smile so dopey, you’d think he just came back from overusing his quirk. You take a picture of the chaos that is your boyfriend and friends, and decide it will definitely make it into the scrapbook.
Denki drags you down the hall, like this is his first time exploring the place you’ve shared for the past two years, and leads you into every room.
“Denki, this is the bathroom!”
“Then why is there a bed?” He looks genuinely confused trying to pull you into the bathtub.
“Okay, you are way too drunk. Sure you can get it up?” You wonder if he’ll even remember your sexcapades in the morning.
“I’ll let you be the judge,” Denki pulls your hand to his crotch, which is already rock-solid through his jeans. You bite your lip, teasing the outline with your fingertips, and relishing in every twitch of his hardness. Denki huffs, clearly wanting to get this show on the road, because he throws your hand off and drags you into the next room so fast you trip over your feet.
Denki pumps his arms and shouts “huzzah!” in victory when he finally finds the bedroom, and you giggle at the loveable doof. But, any sign of light-hearted energy vanishes the moment Denki’s lips are on you. Before you know it, you’re pushed against the door, with your thighs spread apart. Anticipation swirls in the pit of your stomach, bubbling at the newfound friction of Denki’s thigh rubbing against your delicate center. He takes it upon himself to rub his cock against the inside of your thigh with absolutely no shame.
“Eager now, are we?”
Hell yeah, Denki’s eager, birthday sex is best sex… well, any sex is best sex as long as he’s getting sex. Heh. Denki should take a shot every time he says sex.
“I think you’ve had enough shots to last you till next year, birthday boy.”
Fuuuuck Denki didn’t know birthday boy was a thing for him, but now he needs every day to be his birthday, just so you call him that. And oh my god who the hell decided criss-cross straps were a good idea? It’s like a fucking maze trying to figure out how to unclasp your bra. You reach around to unclasp it yourself when Denki whines in frustration. He cuts his whine mid-way, when he sees your naked chest, nipples taut and ready to be played with. Just when he’s about to pinch your nipple, you send him for a loop and flip positions, trapping him against the door. And Denki is 100% okay with that too.
“Tell me what you want. I’ll make it the best gift you’ve gotten tonight, birthday boy, ”
You whisper directly into his ear, nibbling and licking at the lobe. You’re awarded with a slurred giggle that brings a smile to your own face. Denki throws his shirt over his head, but instead of it looking sexy like a Taylor Lautner scene in Twilight, Denki ends up getting his head stuck. You torture him for a few seconds by just standing there watching him get his arms tangled in the mix before finally helping him.
He’s still wearing that ridiculous Pikachu party hat Kirishima gave him, and when you try to slip it off, he swats your hand away. You pull his shirt over his head, and come to the conclusion that it’s not true birthday sex if said birthday boy isn’t wearing a 99 cent store party hat. Nothing can stop the delicious tingling making your pussy flutter.
He pins you with his sudden change of demeanor, even though you’re the one pinning him against the door. It amazes you how he can change from this doof wearing a party hat to 'yeah, fuck me, daddy' in three seconds straight. The electricity sizzling the room is squeezing your heart threatening to burst, as you take in Denki’s unrelenting gaze.
“I want you naked, on your knees, and worshipping my cock, unwrapping it with your tongue.”
You gulp at the unexpected switch, heat pulsing between your thighs as newfound wetness seeps through. A dark tone colors the usual tenor timbre of his voice. You slide out of your jeans and Denki takes his time ravishing every inch of your naked body with his honey-glazed eyes. He weaves his fingers, massaging the roots of your hair, and pulls you down so your eye level with his crotch.
“And then you’ll thank me for the gift by swallowing every last drop of my cum.”
Your mouth waters at his bulge on display, and you can’t stop yourself from mouthing him through his jeans. You nose at the rough fabric, biting the zipper and pulling it down with your teeth. You make sure to look up at Denki when you press a teasing kiss to the tip where there’s a wet spot, pre-cum leaking through his boxer briefs. His lips are kiss-bitten red partnered with a cute flush spread across the apples of his cheeks like he’s been out in the sun a little too long.
You love every part of Denki, you really do, but he’s giving you the sign to hurry up with how he’s literally grinding against your face. His cock bobs, hitting his stomach, when you pull his briefs down; it’s pinker than usual, he’s been horny for a while you think, and it’s leaking so much pre-cum that it’s running down the shaft. You nuzzle your face in, taking in his scent at the most concentrated part of him. You might burst if you don’t touch yourself, but it’s Denki’s night, and you want to focus all your attention on pleasing him. You’re busy having this internal debate when you hear a gruff voice from above you.
“It’s okay, baby girl, go ahead n touch yourself.”
He doesn’t have to tell you twice. You spread your legs enough to trace the outline of your folds and gather enough of your juices to start rubbing your clit in a fierce rhythm. At the same time, you lick the underside of Denki’s cock, following the path of the vein leading up to the head, where you swirl your tongue in circles. You pull off the tip with a pop.
“Birthday boy’s gone quiet,” you whisper, looking up at Denki. It’s true. He hasn’t made a sound which makes you a little concerned he’s not enjoying it. You voice this concern openly.
“Am I doing it wrong?”
He shakes his head, “No, baby, I love it… just… enjoying the view,” his breath hitches at the end.
Fuck, Denki thinks, how could that even cross your mind? Not when you’re naked on your knees, chest blossomed with different colored hickeys Denki’s left on you from the week before. You’re giving him that doe-eyed look that completely contradicts your naughty actions of suckling his balls. Denki bites his lip when your tongue peeps from your lips to get his cock warm and wet, but what he doesn’t expect is for you to pull away. Denki groans at the loss of heat surrounding his cock. You wipe the spit dribbling from your lips with the back of your hand.
“Babe, I love you and all your weirdness, but I will stop going down on you if I have to hear you refer to yourself in the third person one more time.”
“But it’s my birthday,” Denki moans, banging his head against the door.
You roll your eyes, tempted to retort with “it’s my mouth,” but pleasuring Denki is top priority, and apparently Denki very much agrees with this sentiment as he forces your head towards his cock. You don’t have time to catch your breath before you’re diving face-first into a mouth full of Denki. Tears spring from your eyes at the shock of his cock hitting the back of your throat, but once you relax your throat and neck, you return to rubbing circles against your dripping clit to the same rhythm of Denki fucking into your mouth. You moan, causing vibrations to thrum around his cock and travel through every synapse of his body.
“Fuck yeah mmmmm… just like that, knew you could do it, fuck baby you take me in so good like my cock was made for your tight little pussy and mouth,” Denki groans, unable to filter what’s coming out of his mouth. The sight of his cock going all the way in and out of your mouth, sucking him in almost as good as your pussy, makes his balls tighten and he knows he’s getting close.
“You like that, huh? You like being stuffed full of my cock? You don’t care which hole as long as I’m fuckin’ into one, isn’t that right, baby girl?”
You moan in response, eyes rolling in the back of your head, as you chase the high you’re so desperately looking for. The end is in sight, just around the corner. You press your fingers harder against your clit, rubbing intense figure eights, as you choke on Denki’s cock. Your jaw is starting to ache, but you’re at the home stretch now. When you try to pull off to gasp for air, Denki grips your hair tighter, and thrusts his hips forward. All you can do is sit there and take his thick cock, saliva dripping down your chin, mixing with the sweat glistening your chest. Your nose is pressed against his pelvis, so each time you breathe in, the scent of Denki hits you hard, his happy trail tickling the inside of your nose.
“Fuck, baby, you have no idea how hot you look right now touching yourself. Like swallowing my cock turns you on that fuckin’ much.”
The raw power of having Denki above you, saying these filthy things, even with that fucking party hat on, is making your pussy flutter, almost like your body is begging for him to slide into you this instant. As a compromise, you insert two fingers into your pussy and start to rock your hips, riding your fingers in time to Denki fucking your mouth.
“Ah shit ah… mmmmm you wish it was my cock inside you, huh? Bet you’re so fuckin’ soaked that I’d slide right in.”
You moan in affirmation, your pussy quaking at the suggestion, begging to be filled. The coil tightening your core is about to snap, and your thighs shake in sheer anticipation of the wave of pleasure about to spill. Just when you’re about to come, Denki pulls you out from under him. You only have a moment to gasp for much-needed air before you’re slammed up against the door. Denki slams into you so deep that his cock hits your g-spot on the first thrust. He’s ramming into you so hard that your thigh starts to slip down. Denki picks you up, patting your bum as a signal for you to wrap your legs around his waist.
“Tell me…mmmm fuuuck…how much you love my cock,” he finally grits out, his words getting lost between the sounds of your love-making.
You didn’t expect to be pleasured tonight by Denki, and honestly, you were completely okay with finishing yourself off, but knowing that he’s taking the time to make sure you’re taken care of when it’s his night turns you on even more. A filthy, squelching sound can be heard every time Denki pushes in, coating his cock with your juices.
“Ah… mmmm… I love your cock, baby - love… how... mmmm… it fits in my mouth... and fills me up. I love when you’re inside me, and... you fill me up with your cum and there’s so much it drips out… Your cock is the best I’ve ever had… God baby, I feel like it’s my birthday tonight.” You babble in between kisses and moans.
“I want you to feel good too, baby, now come on lemme hear you scream. I want everyone downstairs to know you’re taking my cock and loving it.”
Both of you are a damn mess at this point. Your hair sticking to your face, and drool dribbling down your chin, but all you can think about is the wave of pleasure about to seize your entire being. Denki feels it too since he starts thrusting at an uneven pace, but still able to hit your g-spot with unapologetic precision, like the sharpshooter he is.
It takes one more deep thrust to topple you headfirst into the abyss of your long-awaited orgasm, and oh does it feel good.
“Denki! I- oh god- right there! Right fucking there, oh god I-I’m- mmmm...”
A scream is ripped from your throat, as your back is slammed against the door, your boobs bouncing up and down from the sheer force of Denki’s thrusts. He found his way down to your pussy, making sure to rub your clit with his thumb, so you get the dual sensation. Liquid heat rushes through every inch of you, releasing any and all tension from your body. Denki continues to fuck into you, making sure you come more than once. He groans when your pussy clenches around his dick, but he doesn’t stop riding your orgasm out with you until you’re completely spent. Your body buzzes in the blissful after-effects, but you come back to reality when Denki grunts.
“Fuck, babe, lemme come all over that pretty face.”
You whine at the dull throb of your pussy, the thought of being covered in Denki’s seed is exciting you despite just getting off. You unwrap your legs from his waist, and make your way down on your knees once again. Denki takes himself in his hand and works himself in overtime with coordination you had no idea he still possessed while being this tipsy. Seeing the outline of his flexing bicep reminds you of how much power he wields over you. You eagerly await for him to finish on you. You lick your lips, hoping to catch any drops of come that land in your mouth.
“Say ah,” Denki pries your jaw open with his other hand.
“Ahhhh,” you obey, looking up at him expectantly. You run your fingers wherever you can; his arms, down his stomach, his thighs like you don’t know where to hold on to for purchase. He speeds his hand up a little more, his jaw clicks and you see his jawbone protrude, giving a masculine, angular look to his face. Everything about Denki right now screams dominance that you’re wondering if this is even your Denki. You’re taken out of your thoughts when he groans, spilling his seed all over your face and in your mouth.
“Just like that… fuck yeah… now swallow like the good girl I know you are.”
There’s so much come that it drips down your chest and between your cleavage. He groans at the sight of you covered in his seed, and he makes sure to milk every last drop. You make sure to look up at him when you swivel his cum around like your finger painting, before bringing it up to your mouth and sucking it. You make sure to lick yourself clean, not wanting any to go to waste, and Denki watches with his mouth slightly open and chest heaving, trying to catch his breath, but it’s impossible with the image in front of him.
Once you finish putting on a show, you get up and take Denki by the hand to lead him to the bed you share. There’s a moment of stillness, electricity still buzzing through the room, but you’re both way too exhausted from the long day to have any energy to really bask in the afterglow. You’re caught up in your own thoughts, but you’re interrupted when you hear a “honk” and catch Denki blowing a kazoo with his party hat barely hanging onto the side of his face. You still can’t believe you came with him wearing that hat; you must really love him. He looks thoroughly fucked out and like he’s just had the best birthday ever.
Denki’s had the best birthday ever. Period. He turns to snuggle into you, despite both of you being sweaty and sticky. He wants to feel you against him.
“Thank you, Y/N, for today, and for all the birthdays before, and the many others to come. I feel like the luckiest guy in the world being able to spend them all with you.” He trails off as a yawn takes over. You lean forward to kiss him lovingly on the lips. Your noses rub together in that sickly sweet way that everyone secretly loves, but pretends to hate if they see another couple doing it.
And as his eyes threaten to shut, Denki thinks it’s a perfect finish to a perfect night. The end. He faintly hears you giggle, and the last thing Denki hears before he drifts to sleep is-
“It’s only the beginning, birthday boy, only the beginning. Happy birthday, Denki.”
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Poisoned Lovers
Prince!Fred Part 3
Fred Weasley x Fem Reader
Title: Poisoned Love
Warnings: NSFW, 18+! unprotected sex ,dom/sub /Fred is called sir) degradation, dirty talk, overstimulation, dirty talk, light degradation, spanking, grinding,this is bathroom sex. if I forget anything please warn me
Taglist: @manuosorioh @itsbebeyyy
Summary: y/n has been working for fred for a month and they can’t stop thinking about each other. None of them knows this until fred makes an unexpected move.
a/n: posting this until is appears in the tags because it isn’t showing.
Part 1. Part 2.
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Y/n had been working for Fred for a whole month. To say she was tired was an understatement. She knew it would be a big step from working for her parents (even though she did a lot more outside their little stand, like getting everything they needed). But wasn’t just in the Prince’s personal staff. About two weeks into y/n’s there Agatha thought she wasn’t doing enough. After all being a maid for the prince didn’t require much when he himself woke up always late and almost never was present (something y/n was thankful for since she was still trying to get over her attraction over him). So her superior found her other tasks around the castle that she would suitable for. Fred did know this and didn’t think it was wrong doing, if she wasn’t being taken from the main tasks she was put to do.
Never once did she complain about this, since she was able to get a little more money that what she first expected. y/n had also started to make friends around. She soon found out a lot of the girls working in the kitchen and has maids were the same age has her and they become close very soon, sharing a lot of experiences with her, of what it was like working for royals.
In the days she did see the Prince she was never alone and so she only ever spoke to him when necessary. She was quick to figure out the simple things about him, how he liked his things done a certain way, the people he did allow near him when alone in his chambers. She figured a lot of them were girls, but they never spent the night. She also so how his mood had changed since the first week she had started there.
Things with his marriage were going very fast, but she never asked him personally about it, after all it was not her business and she was merely working for him. But she heard rumors, specially from the queen’s personal maids, who knew almost every detail. The date was set, so it was official from what she could see. But Fred never once mentioned anything even in the few moments they had alone in his chambers when she was preparing something.
He usually kept to himself, trying to busy his mind but when she wasn’t looking he would let his eyes fall on her, on her soft skin, on her beautiful tender face. And more often then not on the soft curve of her breasts, bunched together by the corset she used underneath her working dress. How the skin looked so inviting, how he wished he could undo every little knot on her dress and see her in all her glory. He let himself imagine what her soft hands could do. Never had he watched her do anything without care, and gentleness. How they would feel on cock, how he would moan her name and feel his knees tremble.
He has never felt her touch for more then mere second and however he could not let himself stop from thinking all these filthy thoughts. He wished she would stay longer in his chambers, he wished she would help him undress to get in his bath, he wished she would get in with him. He wished so many things. His thoughts would run so wild at night, in the nights he had no one to touch or hug he would think about her and then would have to stock his cock until he could silence his mind. And in the nights he did have someone he would think that she was the one there, the one calling his name and cuming undone for him.
But the reality wasn’t so good. He had to watch you from a far and dream of you at night. He had to imagine you while he was sitting had the breakfast table, with his future wife in front of him.
“The water is ready, sir” y/n spoke, she was just now leaving his bathroom but since they weren’t alone she decided treating him by his first name was risky and would not be well seen. Fred nodded and then look at the rest of the maids in his chambers.
“You can leave, I will not need you for the rest of the night.” He said, and you took this has your cue to leave, so you placed his towel in his chair and started to leaved after the other maids. “Actually y/n I need you to regulate the water, it was very cold yesterday.”
He didn’t want her to look bad in front of her colleges but he needed her to stay behind, today or never. So he had to think os the best excuse and that would fit and not make her stay look suspicious in front of everyone else. So she nodded, looked at the others with a small smile and closed the door, going immediately towards the his bath and waited for him there. She knew what this would entail, seeing him naked, having to look at him like that and not being able to say or do anything, scared of the consequences.
“I barely see you these days.” He was now in front of her and with a small gesture of his head and hands pointed to the very hard gold finery that adorned his body. When she didn’t move he had to speak. “Would mind helping me take it of? Today’s events called for something more formal and I hate this because I can never seem to take them off.” A lie, but also not a lie.
With shaky hands y/n got close to his raiment and started undoing the buttons. It was indeed hard, but she figured since her hands were not has agile had others, that would justify it. He surely could take this himself could he not? From what she was told in the beginning he never had anyone present when he would bath himself. He was always alone, so why now, and why her of all people? A hand full of them have worked here longer than he has. She tried to maintain silence upon them, but it looked like that was not on his books.
“You can talk to me you know, we’re alone.” He made a move for his hand, coming to brush against her arm, in a slow and gentle, but still somehow sexual move. He could’ve sworn he saw her shiver. So she was affected by his touch. “Do you know how much time I spend of my day thinking of you?” he figured there was nothing to loose after the way he had examined her behavior since they were left alone.
“You highness, please,” her voice came out in a whisper “don’t do this, we-we can’t.”
“We can’t what?” Fred had now his hand on her neck where his fingers brushed her skin slightly and then put his hand behind and neck and very gently tucked closer to him. Her breath hitched in her throat and she felt her hands shake. It was getting harder to finish up her task. “Do you not desire me?”
She kept her head down, pretending to concentrate on the last button she had to do, also that task not being hard since he has taller than her by some. “I should not speak of such matter.”
Once she had finished the buttons she took a few steps back letting Fred’s hand fall from her and then she looked at him. Without a word he took the piece of clothe of him, and then proceeded to take the white tunic underneath with him, leaving his chest bare. He was now only adorned in his pants, his feet uncovered and hitting the cold ground. He came forward to close the gap y/n had opened and took her face in his hands.
“It’s just us, please y/n, please.” He begged. His thumb caressing her cheeks. And they both looked at each other they somehow knew there was no turning back from this. She nodded, unsure of herself and of what this would mean. But her brain didn’t let her overthink the moment because she felt his rosy, warm lips hit hers and everything else seem to fade for a few moments.
His hands traveled thru her body slowly until they stopped at her waist and pushed y/n flushed against his body. She lost all sense she had In her and let her hands rest against his chest, his muscles moving and flexing underneath her touch. “y/n,” he said against her lips while workings his hands to undo the strings from the gown she wore. “if we do this, I’m afraid I won’t be gentle. That is not how I’ve imagined taking you.”
As he spoke he finished undoing them and helped y/n get of from her dress, it pulled around her feet and she stepped out of it. Her breath now a little more rapid, her lips swollen from the kissing, but her trembling seemed to have disappeared. She now had other feelings, starting in her core that travelled all the way thru her body, but mostly coiling in her belly. She could feel herself getting wetter, only by the mere kissing of Fred Weasley.
“Shower with me.” She nodded at his words, and they both helped themselves of the remaining clothes they had. Any shyness she might have had was nowhere to be seen now, now that she was so vulnerable to him. Her nipples were hard from the cold hair of the bathroom, she was wet and she could feel it, now that she didn’t had the panties to cover any of it, that it was covering and running down her thighs. He was hard, his cock was stiff and red at the head. Pre-cum was cuming from his tip. It was somewhat painful what he was feeling, like he’d never been touched before, and he was touched starved for her. But he did not feel like pushing her against the wall and fucking her right then and there would satisfy his need for her. So he took y/n by her hand and helped her get in the big tub in front of them, steamy hot water in it. She felt all her muscles relax almost instantly, clearly no use to this kind of thing, since her baths were usually taken with cold water.
Fred seated himself first, and in the few moments she stood there in front of him, completely naked he had to take every bit of her in his mind. Before he allowed her to seat directly on him, he let his hands roam her thighs, squeezing them knowingly, and let them travel all the way to her ass where, without anything as a warning he gave it a light slap. The moan that came from her throat made it self feel now only on her but also on Fred’s cock.
“You like that princess, don’t you?” he came forward a little and pushed her against him so his face was in front of her pussy, and he kissed her gently on her clit. y/n brought her hands to his shoulders for support or she would’ve fallen on top of him in that moment. “I would very much enjoy it if you use your words.” His dominant side had come out the second he had slapped her ass, or even before that, when he has just looked at her fully naked, he didn’t exactly know.
“Yes, sir, I like it very much.” She squeezed his should when he left another kiss on her clit and sucked not so gently on it, while his hands massaged her ass.
“I will not taste you properly today, as I’m afraid I’m also being selfish and in need of you in this moment, but I will taste you on our next time.” He pulled back from her and then guided to seat on things that were spread a little to allow y/n to have her space on him. As soon as she seated on him, her pussy brushed pass the head of his cock making her whole body shiver and a moan of his name leave her lips.
“That’s right princess, just like this.” He positioned his hands on her waist and rocked her back and forth on him so she was griding right on his cock. Her moans had become a little louder and so he had to kiss her as to know arouse any suspicion from the guards that stood outside his door. For all they know she was just helping him with the water, little did they know she was helping in something more than that.
“So b-big.” y/n had put both of her hands on each side of the tub for support and was griding a bit faster on him, since the pleasure was consuming every cell on her body, and the rhythm that Fred had put for her was not enough.
“Greedy little thing princess, that’s what you are. Just grinding way on my cock, just claiming it as yours. You would like that wouldn’t you? To have my cock all for yourself just so you do this all the time. I bet you would like me to be inside you all the time.” The words came from his mouth so effortlessly, the filth spiling from him had her on the brim of her orgasm.
The grinding, his filthy words, and the sweet little name princess were starting to be to much for her.
“Please, please Fred, fuck me.” Her head came to rest on his shoulder while she took the chance and her words to grab at the base of Fred’s cock and direct to her entrance. She was a bit scared now. She hadn’t been with anyone in months, she didn’t know what is was to be touched sexually in months, so she feared it would hurt. Of course it will, she thought, Fred was very big along with a thickness that her mouth water just from thinking of it. She wished she could suck him. Just nibble and suck on the head of his cock and the take him down her throat the best she could to satiate her thirst for him.
“Did I gave you permission filthy girl? Did I allow you to touch me, ahm?” When she didn’t answer he slapped her right ass cheek with some force, but nothing ever that would make her scream in pain. “Answer me, now.” His voice came out strong, and an octave down making her roll her eyes with the pleasure she felt just from him speaking with her like that.
“No, sir.” Although she had answered this, she didn’t let go from the position she had on him. She stroked her hand thru his cock with gentle pressure making goosebumps appear all over his body and a groan leave his mouth.
“I didn’t did I? But since you are so starved for me, go ahead and fuck yourself princess. Make yourself cum on me.” y/n didn’t waste a second, and positioned him again on her entrance and started to go down on him , slowly trying to adjust to his size and thickness. The moan that left her mouth was so filthy that Fred’s hips gain life and came to meet hers half way, making y/n loose all her balance and him being fully seated in her cunt. He could feel himself being engulfed by every little piece of her, and he could that he was touching the sweetest and forbidden spot inside her that would make her go limb.
“You- I-” They were incoherent thoughts coming from her mouth. One of her hand shad the tub and was positioned in her belly.
“Can feel me in you belly baby can you? It feels so good baby, knowing the only thing you are full of is me. Your Prince. Full of me is what you will forever remember. You are mine now. Mine, and my cock will forever be engraved in you, made for you.” He put his hands on top of hers, and pulled them both again the sides of the tub and in a position that was suitable for both of them. He started to thrust his hips into hers, slowly at first, because he wanted to enjoy every feeling her pussy was giving him, and then started to fasten his moves, not being able to keep that slow pace much longer because he needed to feel her, to hear the moans of his name that came from her mouth. His face came to nibble on one of her nipples, and his eyes were on her face.
y/n had her eyes closed, her mouth opened and sometimes no sound came out. Not that she wasn’t feeling pleasure, but it was so much that her mind and body couldn’t process it all at once. She could feel him hit her g-spot over and over again, making her tighter but which of his movements. Her orgasm was approaching like lighting speed, only mere minutes after he had been in her. Could blame her? He was different from all the guys she was ever with, she didn’t know she would be like this, and it would feel like this.
“You’re gonna come princess, I can feel it” Fred had drawn himself from the nipple he was working on to speak. Waited for her answer and when y/n nodded, he smiled, his lips coming to meet her other nipple. She felt a little shy by cuming so fast on her first time with him but it all melted way from her mind when all the feeling from her orgasm hit.
She felt chills all over her skin, her body tensed for mere seconds and her pussy contracted around Fred’s cock, making his moans come out more often and his sucking on her nipples stronger. Everything he did contributed for this strange but amazing orgasm that left her speechless and numb against the Prince.
Never once did he pull out of her, and instead, gripping strongly and with his head now in her neck he started to move again, when he felt her high has now subsided. Her hands were shaking violently from the different pleasure she felt now, overstimulated by her first orgasm, and with Fred pounding into her more fiercely, his hair a complete mess, y/n’s hands were now on it making it even messier and pulling on it hard making his moans louder.
“Shhh” it was her time to speak, teasing him for what he had said earlier, about the noise. But her teasing got caught on her throat when he gave a particularly hard trust that hit her g-spot and had her scream his name.
“Better watch that mouth Princess, or next time I might have to cover it.” The delicious smirk on his face made you roll your eyes.
Fred kept his face on the crook of her neck and bite on it. In a place were he knew it would be hard for her to hide. “So everyone will know you belong to me.” He knew they wouldn’t know it was him exactly, but they would know she belonged to someone and would be approached by anyone.
“I’m gonna cum.” It came out strangled by the harsh tug of y/n, on Fred’s bright red hair. She squeezed deliciously around him that was is undone. He came inside her. Rapid spurts of his cum coating her walls, filling her up good and making her second orgasm even better than the first, everything around them didn’t matter because they were in each other’s embrace.
They stayed like that for a few minutes. Trying to relax and come down from the high of such strong orgasms.
“I hope you know, princess, that you’re mine now. This pussy is mine and for me to do what I want with it.” His dominant voice was not so present anymore, but he still spoke in a way for her to know not to contradict him. y/n moved her head “yes” the best she could. She didn’t want to think about it much, not after what they just did, but she couldn’t help herself.
What had happened here was a mistake for crying out loud. He was the future king, soon to be wedded and she was his maid, someone he met a mere month and half ago, who he barely knew yet somehow was attracted to, and thought this could happen again? It couldn’t, but in this moment, with his flower and sweaty smell evading her nostrils, and his soft skin under her touch she didn’t bring herself to tell him that.
That this wouldn’t happen again. That they couldn’t be a thing, that they shouldn’t be a thing. That she would distance herself, for his good, but also hers. y/n could handle a lot of thing, but not a heartbreak.
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HI YES I WOULD LOVE TO HEAR MORE ABOUT KNICKLE
christmas present to myself; infodumping about knickle
OK SO first of all their surface level dynamic of 'two gamer bros, one is grumpy and one is goofy' is already excellent. i can make so many gamer jokes. i can make so many bro jokes. its amazing.
but their FULL dynamic makes me go bonkers and become gay. 'two bros. one is an emotionally repressed jerk with a secret soft side thats trying to better himself. the other is a goofy and ditzy gamer whos mellowed out due to a traumatic experience and is trying to recover. the jerk cares about the gamer to a degree he hasn't shown to any other character on the show, and the gamer, due to the advice given to him by the jerk, has been able to make an effort towards moving on from his old friend that sent him into a depressive spiral. they also play video games together' like THATS SO GOOD *passes out*
i started liking knickle before episode 13 + 14 came out when the only meaningful connection they'd really had was the scene from episode 7. it was mostly me being like "knife was nice to him and seemed to genuinely care about helping him even though he usually doesn't do that. kinda gay ngl." which was pretty awesome of me. but now that knife berated taco about abandoning pickle and asked mic to say hi to pickle on his behalf... that scene was definitely not a one off thing of him doing a random act of kindness. he cares about the pickle and still thinks about him.
AND IT MAKES SENSE THAT HE DOES!! knife is the most critical of the show and takes the most note of the way that it affects people. and pickle is arguably the character that has undeservedly been hurt the most by the show. knife is like you deserve better than the world has given you bro. i love you bro. but even besides knowing and caring about what pickles going thru, given that they hung out together inbetween seasons and that he wanted to say hi to him, knife seems to just. genuinely like pickle and enjoy his company. which is probably more reason why he would care about helping him out. cries.
so besides the fact that knife genuinely cares about and wants to help pickle, he's also benefited from being so willing to do so. the episode 7 scene was the first time in the show he had extended kindness to anyone, and in the two other notable times he's extended kindness and given advice to people... id argue its because they reminded him of pickle?
my friend rib did a sick knife analysis which kinda goes over this but like. knife notices suitcase distressed over the way shes been treated by her alliance. kinda like pickle. and its even more more obvious with mic, he's more adamant about mic getting out of the alliance because he knows what SPECIFICALLY taco did to her last alliance member, and doesn't want her to do that again. but he can never seem to be as genuine as when he gave more direct advice (albeit as a metaphor) to pickle. his advice to suitcase is very vague (wtf does make your presence known even MEAN bro) and their conversation is more him pointing out the behavior of the alliance that he thought was apparent. and with mic, he sees his efforts as favors, and a combination of spiting taco and keeping mic from going thru what pickle did. pickle is where knife's advice character arc started, and pickle is where it's presumably ended (is that what you said to pickle, say hi to pickle for me). pickle makes knife want to be a better person. cries again.
and though theres less to say and analyze since he hasnt. had any frickign lines for 6 years (im so excited for letters to get a comic dub you have no idea), pickle has benefited from knife being there for him and giving him helpful advice. he replaced the photo of him and taco and has been more willing to forgive and trust, like with balloon, and if not for knife, there's... no telling if anyone would've noticed what he was going through and tried to help him, or if he'd be willing to open up to OJ after the events of episode 7 kept him from doing so. which makes me so frickin sad man.
and this is jsut me projecting and being soft. but. the thought of, after all the shit he went through on and after the show, after being pushed aside by everyone, pickle getting to be with someone that changed for the better and cares about him from a place of genuine compassion? as opposed to taco, who changed for the worse and only pretended to care about him for her own gain? holy moly im gay. pickle deserves a happy ending after being treated so badly, and knife deserves one too. and i think it would be so sweet if a happy ending for them meant they'd have it together.
THIS IS MOSTLY JSUT MY DUMB THOUGHTS ON THE CONTENT IN THE SHOW rather than like. headcanons like a normal person. oh god. basically despite them being apart they care about each other, make each other better people, and their relationship makes for plenty of fun and comedy as well as a lot of tenderness and mutual love + support.
also ive honestly? kinda come to terms with it maybe being harder to get into knickle due to the lack of content in the show. and its definitely my favorite partially because i love overanalyzing stuff and take a lot away from things that are implied or subtext. which is also partially why i love pickle, hes has a lot of cool emotional stuff goin on that hasn't really been explored and i find a lot of joy in thinkin about him!! anyways if you read all of this i am so sorry
#long post#knickle#my number one talent is overanalyzing media to make it gay .#theyre basically that one tiktok of those two guys watching the steve smash reveal and kissing when he breaks through the wall
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