#hilbilly

[roughridingrednecks]

Hillbilly Bomber

[saint-calvin-stw]

This is my Cannibal jacket. This idea is more than a year in the making and I'm fucking amazed at how it turned out.

[karakt]

Hi! Can you draw Shag Rugg from The Hillbilly Bears? Please.

Idk who he is but he seems joyous

[koskela-knights]

AW3 but it’s similar in POV as The Lion King 3 so we follow the events AW2 thru the perspective of the comedic reliefs the Koskelas. It’s a Koskela game and we see what they were always up to :)

[emmie-time]

Thank you God I've been trying to find a really good red blue green and yellow slime for like 3 days now cause I wanted to show my girlfriend but all the tutorials are out of focus and have forcible audio and no captions.

I could write about how capitalism is ruining our society by privatizing everything, including self-expression and art, and, in this case, theatre, going so far that you not only have to pirate broadway shows but have to give them weird vague titles in order to keep them up on the internet, and the fact that this makes it so difficult to find these videos for people who don't have the needed knowledge about these tricks.

Or I could just laugh about the funny silly titles bootlegs get

Feel free to add more titles

[senzala1]

[gophergal]

Things that Amuse and Enrage me

Markiplier is technically more Appalachian than JD Vance is

[chiefhuntingbear-is-a-shaman]

My relative calm this morning on Saturday, January 21st, 2023 back at 'My Spot' after going without sleep yesterday ended at about five when the nigger-god Jesus woke me screaming no one can pray for me with their own words, that Mother God is the devil and I must submit to him. I'm so proud of everyone who is standing up for me against this evil including especially my own people who are under attack themselves.

Doc HuntingBear

UPDATE #1 on Saturday, January 21st, 2023:

The Village Playhouse 'Clean Team' garbage men Carlos who lost his smartphone here while he was stealing my Cowboy Hat a few days ago and Jeff from Kentucky woke me at 6:10 am.

UPDATE #2 on Saturday, January 21st, 2023:

Hillbilly Jeff returned by himself at 6:20 am telling me I "have no right to be here" and video recording me with his smartphone.

[thatoneluckybee]

all the names @random-gamer1942 called Montresor in their first Nevermore read

[ IMAGE ID: Eight / 8 screenshots of plain text from asks sent by tumblr user @/random-gamer1942, reading:

"I love this fucking hilbilly"

"I no longer like the hilbilly"

"snake bastard"

"GET FUCKED YOU GRIMY FUCKING COWBOY"

"...sheriff shitface"

"RAT LICKING BASTARD."

"NO THAT SLIMY SCORCHING SOUTHERN BASTARD ESCAPED"

"Oh that parasitic yee-haw ass motherfucker-"

./End ID ]

[nthspecialll]

Lost love

Agnes Dowd is an NPC you might have met on your adventures without ever knowing who she is, in fact you might have fled from her.

Being in the swamps of the bayou is not something I imagine a lot of us feel very enthusiastic about doing, so suddenly hearing a voice come from no where is without a doubt going to rise suspecion, however before you run of, check to see if it might be Dowd telling you the story of her life and in the end her death as she relives memories.

Agnes is a ghost, she has 16 encounters, some of which you can see her at and some which only her voice can be heard, they will appear in a randomized order, thus making the story a bit hard to follow, but if pierced together it is quite chilling.

Let's start at the end, her grave can be found by Shady Belle, where she most likely lived, having come from a well off family, not only does the gravestone tell us when she died, 1883, which will later reveal a historical inaccuracy, but it also tells us that not only did she take her own life, but also others.

The first thing to know of Agnes's love story is that she was in love with a married man, not only a married man, but a married man of lower class, which is revealed when she curses him out calling him "white hilbilly trash" though the word hilbilly wouldn't actually make its offical debute for another 17 years.

Her family was was naturally not very happy about this arrangement, but that did not stop her from meeting the man underneath the tree where her ghost can be found and getting pregnant with their child, a child made out of wedlock. Agnes sees this as something great, as this would now mean he had to marry her, leaving the woman he was already with, whom Agnes said did not love him, however it did not go that way instead he left Agnes.

Agnes gets upset, saying that he never loved her, that her mom was right and that he was just after her for the money. They argued and Agnes was stressed over the thought that no one would have her now as she had a "bastard" child.

Though they argued, Agnes came to miss her lover and she can be heard calling out to him, saying she misses and loves him, begging for him to return.

Having never liked this relationship from the beginning, Agnes's parents were very vocal about taunting her for her lovers disappearence, however she defended him, claiming that he would return.

At some point after the baby's birth, Agnes and her lover met up again where she tried to convince her lover that he loved her and that their child looked just like him, but in the same encounter she also reveals that she left the baby and everything she had for him.

On the fateful night of september 4th 1883, Agnes's father grabbed his gun and went to pay the lover a visit. Agnes followed, telling her father "please daddy, please don't say that, you are going to make me cry" probably stating an intention of hurting her lover, as he would do, "daddy! Daddy I forgave him why can't you?! Daddy! Daddy, no! Please put down the gun! Daddy!"'

The following encounters reveals a fight between the father and the lover while Agnes is panicking, trying to calm her father, it did not work as a shot can be heard at the end of an encounter, her lover died and Agnes admits to loosing her mind, with the heat of the moment, the gravestone stating she killed others and the calmness of the following encounter, it isn't impossible to say she killed her father and possibly also someone else.

The very last encounter and Agnes is calm, her ghost hanging from the tree which she met her lover by as she calls out "Hey stranger, I know you have been watching me, come meet me in the swamps by our tree. I will be waiting." This reveals that after killing her father, she went and killed herself.

[lamialamia]

K company is KBBQ

Get it? be cause K-

And the pacific theatre, which is like, right next to Korea?? (i'm asian i can make this joke)

Burgin is Salted flank steak (Chimasal)

Classic cut that never dissappoints anywhere. You can depend on this bad boy in a new kbbq joint like you can always depend on Burgin in war.

Sledge is Marinated Short Ribs (Galbi)

I know i'm biased and i'm giving Sledge my favorite meat cut in a kbbq. This baby boy is one of the best in the game, you are not having kbbq without him like how you are not watching the best of TP without Sledge.

Snafu is Kimchi banchan.

Sour, spicy, but essential to the table of kbbq. He's what set this meal apart. No matter how much you can or cannot handle him, you gotta have Snafu, like you gotta have kimchi.

Leyden is Ribeye steak.

A chunky boy that takes longer to cook but never disappoint. He might be a little too stubborn if you are not willing to wait or have weaker teeth, but he's a must-have for a group outing

Jay is the Free water.

A refreshing beverage in the middle of all the flavor. But also because Jay's lastname is De L'eau aka water, and you can't say he is not as important as water.

Hilbilly is Soju.

SOJU SHOT! SOJU SHOT! SOJU SHOT! He's what your parents would be having.

Ack-Ack is Doenjang Jjigae.

Rounding out the meal is a soup that is perfect for the soul. Warm you to the core every time just like Capt. Haldane fuck yeah~~

@staud we're so genius for this

[the-elevan-shitshow]

Tella: have fun with dad and daddy at the hillbilly fair! Karwan: nice try, you're coming with us, Estella Tella: but dad! Karwan: It's a family day. And did you really think we’d leave you home alone with that Skip? Dodie: perhaps you can text Skip a photo of your hilbilly outfit

[madivandoren]

hilbilly lightsaber. definitely homemade. probably safe.

[thefoolishone666]

You've made your choice

A miniature story I was in the mood to write.

Mostly, a bit of a background thing for Bubba and Picky

~~~~~

Bubba walked through the school, notes in hand for the student council meeting today. He grips the door handle to the room as he saw a flash of pink ran by. He stared at Picky as she walked up to and talked to the new student and the athlete. She looked so happy...nothing like the last time they talked. She has moved on it seemed.

He couldn't help but look at her with regret. They haven't talked since high school, and now, he was certain she never would again. She stopped and started to turn. He was too ashamed to let her see him like this. He quickly slipped into the room and locked it.

He sighed as he sat down, and put the notes on the big table in front of himself. He then stared at the wall in front of him, lost in thought at everything leading up to this. He had no clue how long it was when his thoughts arrived at the stuidest moment in his life. In the dark room, he could almost see the entire thing all over again.

It was like every other day in his life, he was preparing for the council meeting in a bit when the door slammed open. In came walked Picky. He remembered distinctly just barely looking up at her before returning to his work. He was mad at himself that he never registered the panicked and upset look on her face until she was right in front of him.

"Bubba! I heard from my friend they got expelled!" Was the first thing she said as she approached. "I know you saw them and told them that they were going to be fine. Explain." He barely looked up as he stated his answer in a matter of factly kind of way. "I said I would try to give them a fair punishment, but I don't have final say in it." "Then why did they get expelled!? Did-did you even try!?" "I was told the punishment, I fought it best I could, then I reported the smoker."

He was left in silence for a moment before Picky slammed on the table. "YOU KNEW HE WAS GOING TO BE EXPELLED AND STILL TURNED HIM IN!?" She exclaimed, not caring if anyone could hear her. "I fought it the best I could, they decided that would be the punishment. There is nothing more to it. I thought it was harsh as well, but what else could I do?" "Not turn him in!? I don't understand, you were so fair before the council, now you were putting someone to death knowing it was an unfit crime!"

Bubba just shrugs before returning to work. Picky slides his work off the table before yelling in his face. "You will look at someone when they are talking to you!" Her face was painted in pure rage as Bubba's eye just twitches a bit in response. "And you need to relax. Thought you were one to say treat others how you want to be treated." He told her, starting to get up to get the papers.

"You think I am being unreasonable!? I don't think you are even hearing yourself right now! I mean, what would your parents even think of thos-" "YOU LEAVE MOM AND DAD OUT OF THIS" He roared in anger as he slammed the desk between them hard. He remembered how much that hurt afterwards. But the real pain were the words. He forgot much of things that were said, many on purpose, many on accident. Keywords stuck out to him though. "Hilbilly" "Bumpkin" "Dyslexic" all were keywords he wished he could take back. He still remembered the rage in both their voices as he relived it...Then the words he said that ended their friendship.

"WHAT DO YOU KNOW!? YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A FARM HAND THAT IS ONLY IS ONLY HERE CAUSE THE TEACHERS FELT BAD FOR YOU!" He really didn't mean. He pleaded for something to make her to forget it. To make time turn back to stop him from saying that, but he made his choice in that moment.

He didn't even realize what was said at the moment, just the hurt in her eyes as she glared at him. She just stood up straight after a while. "I was with you when you mourn for your parents...didn't realize that Bubba I knew joined them, it seems." She marched out of the room after she said that, slamming the door as she did. He barely seemed to register what what happened yet as Bubba just straightened himself up and grabbed his work. He only stared at his work for who knows how before it dawned on him on what just happen.

He just lost his best friend, all over an act of anger. He replayed the moment over and over again in his head like a movie reel. He slowly put his head on the table as he cried silently. A fool that ruined something he really deeply cared about for no reason. He had no clue how long he cried, just that it was a good while before he stopped. He wiped away his tears with his uniform, but more replaced those very soon after.

"No use dwelling on the past now." He told himself...or at least he thought he told himself at least. He sounded like him, but something was off about it. Not that it was wrong of course. "Best we finish preparing for the meeting now. You've made your choice, now you live with the consequences."

[vassalor]

Which killers are get beaten if Ash got back his weapons?

Trapper: 100% even he got into his trap

Nurse:75% she is mobile but old man need just hit her once and out off cold

Wraith :75% sneaky but same as nurse

Huntress:50% hatchet vs boomstick and chainsaw

Hilbilly:50% chainsaw vs chainsaw

Bubba :50% same as Billy

Spirit :60% good maneuvers in close combat fight from both sides

Oni:15% probably cannot without others help

Blight: 50% quick and vicious vs enduring and quick adapting

Wesker:45% if Wesker regains his regen, the fight maybe too long for Ash

Sadako: 80% he shot her back to her tv

Pig:, 100% knocked out bacon served

Freddy:90% Ash got problems if Freddy got back his full power, but if not freddy will be a mop

Knight :45% he finish the guards quickly but Tarhos harder to kill

Doctor:45% only if he manage to get close without being shocked to death

Legion:100% i love them but they still teens

Ghostface:80% Danny hit first but also hit the ground first

Michael:50% Micky really, really enduring and determined.

The others later

[arsenicandnewlace]

I am 4 hours ans 45 minutes into Beverly hillbillies ruas reviews.

It's good. Im considering watching the beverley hilbillies.