#high evo

[sprout-222]

If rocket raccoon had a nickle for everytime he's defeated a purple homicidal maniacal who destroyed entire Worlds for insane reasons he'd have two nickles; which isn't a lot but it's weird that it happend twice

[mudboowl]

Bunch of Grian designs!! (Watcher, Cuteguy, Evosmp, Tokyo Soul)

Full versions:

[young--just-us]

I cannot be convinced thst the kids did not have to share beds while the mansion was being rebuilt

Scene I'm referencing under the cut bc the visual gag struck me

Season 3 episode 3 "Mainstream"

Also one of my fav episodes so far, I'll always love the conflict of the kids navigating their lives after being revealed

[yoxnire]

Uninvited Guest

Cannibal murder mystery brain rot 😋

[bamfwizard]

my favorite thing about Gambit's design is that depending on how gracious the artist in said piece of media is, he either has the best or the worst barber known to man

[llamahearted]

chicks dig the fuzzy dude (it's 2002 and they are nine years old and someday they will realize they wanted his exact gender the entire time)

prints ✩ track

[avocadish0w0]

Ello everyone! Lux here!

I need information, who exactly is Xelqua, and how is it related to Grian's character, because I always see the name mentioned but I don't understand why, my lore knowledge ends in EvoSMP and a small bit of YHS (Also if anyone can explain it to me I'd be grateful)

That's it! Have a good day/afternoon/night and bu bye!!

[living-dead-guyy]

Elves (Speculative Biology)

If elves were real, what do you think they’d descend from? Personally I find them being a subspecies to be a little bit boring. Please lmk!! I’m considering for my fantasy world

[cactusringsystem]

i had a dream where grian made a video with taurtis and dom and all the old gang and then i woke up and realized it wasn't real and got so sad

[trashcanflagic]

What if...

What if when Grian was put in witness protection after Yandere High School, he had been given a new name, Xelqua? What if the person who gave it to him was a Watcher who had taken an interest in him, choosing to follow him? What if he had been given a grave with the name Grian on it? What if none of the Hermits knew, not even Pearl, as by the time Evo started it was safe for him and Taurtis to go by their original names? What if Etho was the only one to know because he lived in Japan and saw a grave with the name Grian? What if that was why he reacted strangely to meeting Grian the first time because to him, Grian was dead?

[give-grian-rights]

"character quackity is gay and polyamorous" YEAH . YEAH HE IS . WANNA KNOW ABOUT GRIAN? he is an orphan (abandoned, parents are alive and hate him), he had a non-binary cryptid fortune teller who predicted the daeth of his bestfriend-turned-boyfriend's girlfriend dying . he called himself "more attracted to dudes" in that series and slept almost every night in the same bed with the aforementioned boy . they spooned everynight . they fucked every tuesday

he was more or less held captive and forced to dress and act like, AGAIN, THE BOYFRIEND/BEST FRIEND. he assumed them dead for a few days. he was forced to eat plastic. he was held at knife point. he was forced to eat the rotten skin of the mentioned dead-boyfriend's-girlfriend. i think it also had rat poison i dont remember

he has a demon named npc grian, or npg, or npgrian. and he hovers menacingly . hes locked in a closet forever. he also has robot grian. they're unrelated. robot grian is forced to say nice things about grian every time he wants to say something bad/take over the world

he got kidnapped by gods playing with them and putting them through tests

he was trans masc coded and now a bit gender-non-confirming in hc (ariana GRIANde .)

again he fucks his boyfriend every night and THEY'RE RED AND BLUE .

what more do you want from a tumblr sexy man . hes traumatized. he killed three people. he started three or so wars. he's an explosion enthusiast. he's trans coded. he was canonically queer in a series .WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT

[front-facing-pokemon]

[yhs-and-ts-ruined-me]

I like the idea of grian needing glasses to see properly.

He's just a lad who wore glasses in yhs, and looked overall harmless

But maybe Sam accidentally destroyed his during ts, so he needed to squint all the time, unintentionally making himself look more threatening (esp with a gun💀)

Hermit!grian got new glasses, but every time he takes them off, he looks intimidating once more

[staarm6]

EVIL (yhs) GRIAN MWHAHA 😼😼 (never done before)

[as-de-spadas]

Ok so Grian has been a:

-Watcher

-Hermit

-Emperor

-Time Traveller

-Poultry Man

-Sherlock Grian

-Ariana Grande

-News reporter

-Actor

-Puppeteer

-Train driver(?)

-Millionaire

-Grianch

-Mother Spore

-Resistance Leader

-Hippie

-Murderer

-G-Team Leader

-Prankster

-Housewife

-Builder

-Dragon Bro

-Mooner

-Interdimensional Traveller

-Trapmaster

-Robot Creator

-Soulmate

-SECRET Soulmate

-MCC Champion

-Mayoral Advisor (twice)

-Marketing executive (also twice)

-Soulless

-Southerner

-CuteGuy

-Architech

-Boatem member

-Hobbit

-Winner of wars

-Event organizer

-Open Mic Night comedian

-Bald

-A bdubs stan

-Sahara's one of three flaws

-THE BIGGEST MUMBO STAN

-The Phantom Menace

-A "proffesional" golf player

-Pesky Bird

And noone seems to think that's AWESOME??????

[feraldude]

- victor: “aw, is the little runt struggling to do a kickflip?”

- logan: “i’ll flip this through your jaw if you don’t shut up”