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[skrunksthatwunk]

every time i remember hiei and yusuke's little ritual of sparring whenever they see each other for the first time in a while (usually as they're about to face a big threat) and how hiei just wordlessly attacks him and yusuke takes it with good humor (for the most part) i lose my fucking mind and i need someone else to understand so so bad

hiei opening with unexplained violence, acting like the murderous demon everyone takes him to be, and yusuke seeing through it as just how hiei is, and meeting him where he is in this non-malicious but combative intricate ritual bs. they met through violence and communicate through it but it's out of an admiration for skill, for what can't be said with words, for their reliance on each other as equals, as teammates. they share a past of ostracization, resentment, and a desire to burn the world down for its treatment of them the others don't. hiei feels seen in and understood by yusuke. i don't think it needs to be said that hiei doesn't have many people he considers equals, or peers, or teammates. and yusuke was the first to trust him. to see him as more than a monster. to have blind, unearned faith that he could do good, and that he could be better. yusuke changed him. his trust and friendship changed him. and so for that ritual to rely on that trust—the thought that hiei wouldn't actually turn on him, wasn't trying to betray him or hurt him or get his revenge like he used to claim—makes those scenes so poignant (read: makes me want to howl into the night air). it's about the dance. it's about what they know they have in common beneath the posturing and machismo, the ways they are alike deep, deep down, and the way they both know that and never speak of it.

i also think it's because hiei's afraid of losing him. it's especially obvious in chapter black, but even in DT he's got to make sure yusuke—a dumbass who only got his powers recently—is up to scratch. no matter how he feels about humanity, he doesn't particularly want to see yusuke lose everything he loves either. but mostly he couldn't stand to watch yusuke fall. and because he knows yusuke's in over his head, he's testing whether he has to distance himself and prepare for yusuke to abandon him (via death) like everyone else. he doesn't do this with kuwabara because (at least in the DT's case) he'd been training him. he knows, for the most part, what kuwabara can do. (he also doesn't have that same closeness, both because kuwabara doesn't trust him and, perhaps, because he's doing the distance thing pre-emptively bc he thinks he's weak, unlike yusuke). and he doesn't do this with kurama because he believes wholeheartedly in his skill, centuries of experience, and demonhood. humans are fragile, and hiei needs to reassure himself that yusuke isn't.

hiei claims he wants revenge and postures like a rival, but he never goes all out and he never tries this seriously. he fools around with yusuke because if yusuke lost and hiei proved his superiority, hiei would have to leave him behind. and as much as he wants to prove his strength, as hungry as he is for validation (centering fighting prowess because violent is all he's ever been allowed to be), he can't stand the thought of that. he feels that he is yusuke's equal and peer (and friend), whether they're equally strong or not, but because a part of him still thinks fighting's all that matters (and because he wants to protect him and thus himself), hiei must make himself believe that yusuke is as strong as him. so he checks in on him for reassurance via sparring, but never actually tries to hurt him. in conclusion, i am so normal

[anime-chick]

hiei: i hate being told what to do.

also hiei: kurama said i can’t have coffee anymore because it makes me ‘too prone to murder.’

[rouge-the-bat]

the key to know if im going to absolutely adore a character is:

are they shadow the hedgehog? or,

would they love and relate to the shadow the hedgehog videogame, but play off the interest as just about it being cool?

[kitsunevania13]

This is so them. Feral goblin Hiei and his majestic foxy wife.

[theturncoattournament]

Who is the best turncoat character? (Round 1)

A tournament for characters who change allegiances or had a redemption/corruption arc during their stories

PROPAGANDA:

Void Knight- Are you the kind of person who thinks it's romantic to become evil for the sake of love? If so VOTE VOID KNIGHT! *SPOILERS* An alien crashed landed on Earth, his children kidnapped and wife tragically killed by the government, he doesn't care if the methods he's using to revive his wife will eventually destroy the Earth. He gets things done too! He actually succeeded in bringing her back! Except, oh no, she came back wrong!! Now he's allied with the leading hero who, turns out, is his long lost daughter, to either cure her mother or lay her back to rest.

Hiei- None submitted

[kazimakuwabara]

Yo, I’m not a nice person!

1.

 “You weren’t that good, Urameshi!”

“Are you kidding, the guy pissed himself!”

“Really Yusuke, I doubt that’s true.”

“...”

2.

“Kurama, the students went that way! Kick their ass!”

“Why, dearest Kazuma, do your students think I’m your wife?”

“Don’t make that face! I don’t know! I keep correcting them!”

“Ha ha ha ha...”

3.

“Everybody has to go to the doctor Yusuke, don’t drag your feet!”

“I don’t age, so my inside’s probably don’t age! I’m fine!”

“You may still look young Urameshi, but you don’t have to act the part! You’re old enough to know a regular doctor’s visit is good for you.”

“ *sigh* “

4.

“...”

“It’s freezing out here! You didn’t have to wait up for us!”

“I have a blanket as well as my winter clothes! And Hiei’s serving as a living warm water-bottle!”

“...Not to mention, his crutch.”

[viraliz]

Ok hello Kurahi fandom again.

YAY KAIAMIRA IS BACK AT YYH! everybody say good things to her in the newest fanfiction at Ao3 cause she basically raised the Kurahi fandom there.

Now, just finally watched the Live action and people probably have already noticed cause u guys are so perspective buuuut I just wanted to point it out how cute is when Toguro is beating Kurama to death and Hiei gets like 'oh don't u dare hurt my wife'

Ofc he is in the ground seconds after but idc it's so cute that he tries

[unforth]

Watching YYH with my wife and it's hilarious cause we were both fans 20 some-odd years ago and neither of us can remember more than the absolute basics. And like she remembers more than I do but that's not saying much. So we're both like, oh is that what happened and the other will be all "I don't think so but idk???"

The exactly one thing we each remember for sure is that Hiei was her blorbo and mine was Kurama. 🤣

[thatbuggygirl]

I watched the live-action Yu Yu Hakusho earlier today and I think I'm recovered enough to share some thoughts:

-I felt like it was cast really nicely; they did a great job making the characters look like themselves, especially considering the physics of anime hair and some of the less human aspects of the yokai. Everyone seemed pretty well in character, too.

-Considering it's only five episodes, it handled all the important plot points from the earlier portion of the anime fairly well.

-Genkai is my wife. Sorry to anyone else who thinks she's hot; that's my crotchety old mountain woman.

-The death warehouse!!

-They made Karasu unfairly attractive.

-Elder Toguro skeeved me out an appropriate amount.

-Kurama vs. Karasu was my favorite fight scene.

-I thought I had the emotional fortitude to this time not have all of the Feels about Hiei and wind up in a puddle on the floor. I in fact did not.

In any case, I enjoyed it and I hope to see it continue on further into the story.

[redsamuraiii]

Oda Nobunaga sees a Yokai at a feast.

Gunshi Kanbei / Strategist Kanbei (Ep 24)

Oda celebrates the capture of a castle belonging to his former vassal who betrays him. For refusing to surrender, Oda ordered the execution of all the women and children he captured, including the wife of his former vassal, Lady Dashi, that he now sees haunting him.

Oda's wife, Nohime, have been feeling uneasy since Oda's merciless killing on Mount Hiei, urging him to restraint himself and the recent executions during the siege of the castle further adds to her anxieties about divine punishment, fearing for her husband's life.

[pyrrhicraven]

What head-cannons do you have for your ships? :3

Count Dooku/Obi-Wan: I headcanon Dooku speaking German, it's his native tongue anyone who lives on Serreno speaks it. Yes, Obi-Wan knows it kind of...

Cad Bane/Padme Amidala: They both consider each other friends but Cad is hardly going to say that out loud, he's grateful for her trust as it's a rare gift to give him.

Vlad Masters/Danny Phantom: Vlad grew up speaking three languages Georgian, Russian, and English his mother was Georgian and his father was Russian and after they married they went to America where Vlad was born. Danny likes to hear Vlad speak other languages.

Hiei/Kuwabara: Hiei secretly likes to cuddle Eikichi Kuwabara's cat and Kuwabara pretends to not notice lol

Raphael/Oroku Saki: Saki won't admit that he is a lightweight when it comes to drinking- when Raph finds out he valiantly tries to not laugh but fails when drunken/cuddly Saki tells him he's not drunk.

Gabriel/ Marinette: Gabriel is self-aware he knows he's a mental wreck of a man on top of being an asshole but he's also somewhat aware of his wife playing him. Marinette knows for a fact his wife played with his feelings and isn't sure she should tell him that.

Wenreesa/Quenchy/Augustine: Augustine is a dom 100% and any partner he plays with (and boy does he have a long list lol) he takes care of. This is normal for him, and he is very against Doms who don't follow this, their jerks and he will kick them in the jewels.

Michelangelo/Tiger Claw: Mikey can actually drink like a boss, but he mostly keeps that hidden-surprising anyone who wants to drink him under the table which ends up in shenanigans lol

Alucard/Enrico Maxwell: Enrico and Alucard find a certain amount of solace in each other, Whatever scenario gets them together they realize very quickly that they don't want to let go selfishly wanting to spend more time knowing that eventually they will have to be enemies again eventually. They compromise and become frenemies with benefits lol

King Boo/Luigi: Boo just wants to cuddle his little green bean, but was too afraid to make a move so Luigi is forced to make the first move lol

Clockwork/Dan Phantom: Clockwork is still a little fucked up from his ex (Pariah Dark) but slowly Dan is healing those hurts. Clockwork is helping Dan bond with Jazz and Dani, giving them all a safe space in his tower to interact at first before they are all comfortable enough to hang out elsewhere.

[hircines-hunter]

Nine Mutuals I'd Like to Know Better

Tagged by: @stormbeyondreality

3 Ships (using my own ships)

Abnur Tharn/Liselle Yvette; there’s just something about these two. Everyone needs to stan my bisexual Vestige. Just sayin

Hircine/Adelina ; Hunting + Werewolves = Power Couple

Farkas/Sifkni ; one day my sweet child will be happy. I’m sorry Sifkni.

First Ship

Hmmmm….im trying to think of my first ship. Honestly it was probably Kurama/Hiei from Yuyu hakusho.

Last Song

Currently listening to music while I write this. It’s my playlist for Estinan. So these are those songs that played while doing this

Those Nights by Bastille

Quarter Past Midnight by Bastille

Hit It by Snow Wife

Your Blood by Aurora

Currently Reading

Loki’s Deceit by Donovan Cook; it’s the second book in the series. It’s pretty good. Danes vs Franks 848 CE. Charlemagne. The MC is a young boy so he gets on my nerves a little.

Last Film

Rewatched Easy A a few weeks ago.

Currently Craving

Something sweet. I don’t crave those often so I don’t have anything sweet. I could make waffles with syrup…. Hmm….

Gonna tag @wildhexe @bostoniangirl21 @ascianazem @madamefluffnstuff @elfinismsarts @thequeenofthewinter @umbracirrus @danneethai @molagbalapologist

Don’t feel bad if you don’t want to do it! :3c

[casliveblog]

Custom Toonami Block Week 152 Rundown

Spy X Family: After the foreshadowing last week we introduce Fiona properly and the r34 kinda spoiled this one for me because the joke is supposed to be that she wants in on the big operation and she’s seen as a glory hound but it’s really that she likes Loid and is pissy about not being picked to be his wife the one time he needs a fake marriage. I don’t know if I’d have figured it out before the punchline but it’s still pretty funny to watch Anya read her mind and hear here thoughts SCREAM about how much she loves him while she’s wearing a stoic face. She picks at Yor’s insecurities about her home ec skills and tries to not so subtly talk to Loid in code about how Yor isn’t a good fit for the mission despite everyone telling her him suddenly getting a new wife out of nowhere would be massively sus, like we just saw Fiona vent. Also Anya gets some really good moments of propping Yor up and affirming her love for her when she finds out Fiona wants to go Tiger Mom on her and I really wish Anya got more of this instead of ‘she’s bad at everything but it’s okay because she’s cute’ like it’s way more interesting to see her leverage her unique advantage from mind-reading in her own limited way than just kinda bungle through things. Still the episode does a good job of making Fiona’s feelings sympathetic without putting her in the right, like it’d be a problem if we thought she was a heartless witch or if she really was better than Yor for the mission but neither of those happen and she’s able to see Loid has genuine affection for his new family and for now is willing to step back a bit, though she decides on the new mission she has with Loid that she’ll try again. Also the whole ass end credits play before the B-plot kicks in so idk but it’s a cute little vignette about Bond ripping up Anya’s stuffed animal and them making up after a spat, it’s pretty cute and shit.

Inuyasha: More Kohaku action this time and he is forced to kill all the castle guards and steal The Baby back before Sango comes by and is like ‘shit, not again bro’ and he’s conscious for it the whole time and actively crying about it. Meanwhile Abi’s fighting Inuyasha still and is just like ‘oh shit guess it was a normal human castle, oh well god my blood, gonna peace out’. Kohaku suddenly remembers that Sango is his sister and that he killed his parents, getting over the memory block he’s had for half the series and getting past his grief by deciding to take his chance to try and kill Naraku to atone. Sango’s back to mulling over her options because even if she gets Kohaku back there’s no telling if Naraku will still be able to control him or if he’ll even want to live (spoiler, rn he doesn’t) so she decides agaian to try and kill him herself despite deciding that was a bad idea the past few times at the last second but she runs into some of the villagers Kohaku saved and takes solace in the fact there’s still some good in his heart. Both Inuyasha and Kagura’s group come to the same conclusion around the same time that the Baby is Naraku’s heart that was split from Hakudoshi. Miroku and Sango have a nice wholesome moment where he deliberately doesn’t undercut it with a fondling joke Naraku also dispels the barrier around Abi’s nest which Abi didn’t even know was there until her mom pointed it out but yeah now Inuyasha will be able to sniff her out and come get her but Kikyo sends her little cherubs out to warn him it’s probably a trap.

Yu Yu Hakusho: This one’s all about Hiei’s backstory, in a nutshell Hiei’s tribe are like the Gerudo and he’s the Ganondorf of the bunch except instead of making him king they murder him as a baby and slutshame his mom. Apparently Hiei’s just that badass that he was born with full consciousness like Ray from Promised Neverland and he grew up wanting to burn down his hometown which is hard because they’re a bunch of floating ice nomads but both Yukina and his mom’s friend Rui are on board for Plan Hiei Revenge Genocide Mk3 because throwing anyone with testicles off a cliff is not exactly a stable form of government. Hiei’s also looking for his birthright, the jewel of his mother’s tear from when he was born and now carries the same from Yukina, this is a lot of sidequests for Hiei in the last like ten episodes but we’ve got some character building to do I guess. Meanwhile Mukuro has set 500 A-class demons on Hiei and considering Hiei himself is supposed to be an A-class at this point I’m really starting to think the letters don’t mean a damn thing or every time they throw them around to sound important they really mean ‘bottom of this class so we can kinda sound tough’ like theoretically every demon on that list should be stronger than Toguro and somehow I’m not seeing ‘lizard guy with a mace’ as beating Toguro. Either way it’s been six months of Hiei carving his way through nominally strong guys and getting about as much sleep as I did in college and Mukuro’s like ‘okay for real this time just one more strong dude and we’re done and you can be in my inner circle’. Turns out it’s the doctor that gave Hiei the Jigan eye because that’s the only other thing we’ve fleshed out about him at this point and he needs to be haunted by all his demons at once damnit. Like it just feels kinda weird to retcon that Hiei actively made himself weaker when he got the surgery for all the eye has done for him over the course of the series (pretty much jack shit) and then also half-retcon that the doctor told him to not tell Yukina he was her brother because he just gets off on that I guess, no idea how you run a demon back alley doctor’s office on monkey’s paw promises but sure, like Hiei mentions he wouldn’t have told her anyway but it seems like a weird thing to throw in like we’re trying to explain why Hiei was only every exactly as strong as he needed to be to look cool at any given time but it translates his growth into recovery meaning all the power of friendship and relying on others has done for him all series is sorta slightly helped him get back to where he was without it a little faster.

Jujutsu Kaisen: Now we get the Oceans 11 montage of how Mahito pulled off the Finger Heist (also a few other cursed thingies that will probably be important later) basically long story short they keep the fingers in a dimensional maze and Mahito spiritually peed on the finger they confiscated from him so he could smell his spiritual pee to find the right door and sneak into the vault and take all the fingers. So I guess that takes the ‘why don’t we just jam fingers into Yuji till he’s strong enough?’ question off the table, and also like several people are dead and Coatrack guy is just talking about coatracks so he isn’t much help. Still Todo brings up a good point that being all sullen won’t help anyone and pretending they care so much about faceless mooks they didn’t know is hypocritical so we get to the real meet of the collab event: baseball… wait, baseball? Yeah apparently Gojo sensed we needed a filler episode so he slipped baseball into the Goblet of Fire which results in me getting to see Nobara in a baseball uniform which is one of my secret fetishes so I am literally game. It’s a fun little wrapup though like just kinda putting a cap on the relationships that came to a head during the arc, getting some really funny jokes in and alleviating the sense of anti-climax that happens whenever bad guys jump into one of these Chunin Exam arcs like the people who really wanted to see the end of Sasuke vs Gaara. But yeah, Tokyo wins at the end of the day and it’s kind of ironic that The Boondocks kickball episode had more anime bullshit than an actual bullshit anime baseball episode like for the most part everyone’s just playing fair.

Zom 100: Akira’s still in his zombified state under Neo Capitalism but luckily the series is smart enough to not beat us over the head with that for the whole episode so we get the theme by proxy by finally getting Shizuka’s backstory. Her dad was… uhhh Gozaburo Kaiba I think, but yeah he’s the one that put the ideas of success by any measure, to the point where he even said her marrying wasn’t necessary (idk bro seemed like he did it at some point unless he reproduced asexually) and yeah he also killed her puppy because if you thought the adorable puppy was gonna survive the backstory this must be your first anime backstory. But yeah they make it very clear that the balance between ‘need’ and ‘want’ is the theme of the episode and the whole series really. Shizuka finds the bucket list and surprisingly Akira’s boss is willing to let her and Tencho go while gaslighting Akira into staying which is actually more decent than I thought he’d be like given he’s basically eyehumping Shizuka I thought for sure he’d be like ‘nah everyone stays’ given there’s no logic to his leadership anyway and if this was the Walking Dead this guy would have a broken bottle in his neck like a week ago. But yeah Shizuka gives Akira back the list and inspires him to be like ‘yeah thanks for everything but we’re going now and if that’s not good enough for you kindly fuck off, thanks.’ And of course as a climax the truck stop gets a zombie outbreak that Akira gets to sort out and save his boss’s life while demolishing any respect anyone had for his leadership ability and everyone gets to get the fuck out of dodge while Shizuka gets to give a good speech about enjoying the moment to show off her character development so that’s cool. I think her switch happened a little fast but I also kinda like that the way they pull her out of her mindset is by watching someone else make the same mistakes since you’re more likely to give someone else good advice than take it from yourself because psychology is a bitch.

Ranking of Kings: The time has finally come for the final battle, Bosse!Daida vs Bojji! Bosse gives Miranjo his apologize and then an ultimatum to everyone else, swear loyalty to him under his real name or die for the sake of Daida’s kingdom he had for like three days. Everyone reflects on their tragic backstories and the love they’ve shared and watched as Bojji’s grown and unanimously decide to stand by his side and reclaim the real Daida. It’s really cool how when Bojji looks around at them he sees the weakest parts of each of the Big Four, Sword Guy’s mechanical hand, Shield Guy’s missing foot, Spear Guy’s trembling knees from his torn loyalty, and he reflects on the tenderest parts of each of them as they fought for what they loved and decides he’s gonna fight Bosse solo. Everyone’s kind of nervous but Bojji FUCKING OWNS Bosse!Daida, bro can’t even TOUCH Bojji as he’s Attack on Titaning around and busting up his weapon and disabling his body he doesn’t even land a fucking hit on Bojji bro, eventually Bosse has to admit defeat and tries to smash Miranjo but Bojji’s able to stop him so they can reflect on what has to be done properly. Apparently the only way to get Daida back is to kill Miranjo which I don’t really understand since the Dad Shake she had Daida drink didn’t really have any direct link to her but I guess it’s more dramatic. Also there’s a plot about the demon also having the key to fixing Ouken but we don’t get any more on that just yet. But yeah, Bojji promises to save Miranjo from the demon and breaks her mirror, sending her and Bosse’s souls free but her’s is dragged into the demon’s stomach to be tortured by the demon’s stomach demons for all eternity.

Vinland Saga: We find out that Leif’s been making as much money as he can to buy and liberate as many slaves as possible but given that slaves are really expensive and all you have to do to get one is capture some dude he’s not really making a dent. Meanwhile he’s in York while Canute is making his entrance for the big meeting he’s gonna have with King Daddy when he gets shot. But aha! Askeladd’s pulled a beginning of Attack of the Clones on everyone and instead of effeminate Canute it’s slightly more effeminate big titty female slave Canute that took the crossbow arrow. Meanwhile Thorfinn tracks down the assassin and murders him in front of Leif with all the chance meeting grace of a high schooler falling on a titty. He begs Thorfinn to come back and see his dying mother but Thorfinn’s just like ‘yeah how’s that fairy tale world you told me about doin’ huh?’ still Leif says he’ll stay in town if he reconsiders. Now we get the full extent of Askeladd’s plan which is like five layers of ‘but he knows what I know that he knows what I know that he knows’ and essentially they wrapped up the king in the Chains of Commanding and make sleighting Canute a bad look while making Canute seem important and feeding his spy info that will make him complacent and put up a false sense of security. Now for the final scene we have a pretty cool deal of Thorfinn getting his duel with Askeladd again but meanwhile Thorfinn still has a broken fucking arm, now I have two theories as to why Thorfinn’s pushing for the fight right now (aside from just wanting to get it done because he’s a revenge-driven murder monkey). 1. He just saw Leif and is genuinely wanting to get the revenge out of his system so he can take Leif up on his offer and return with him under the false assumption that killing Askeladd will heal all the turmoil inside him. 2. Seeing Leif reminded him of how little progress he’s made in the past eleven years and he’s just an angry little pissbaby with the encounter refreshing the pain and memory of his father’s death that has at least dulled somewhat into a low heat of hatred in his heart. But either way Askeladd has some other shit to do first and Bjorn’s off his deathbad long enough to be killed by Askeladd’s hand, saying all he wanted was to be Askeladd’s friend even if it was a lie in the end. He did it not because he wanted to go to Valhalla because I’m pretty sure Valhalla still counts as long as you got the wound in battle even if you die days later, but because Askeladd was the ideal man to him and that’s how he wanted to die. Askeladd admits Bjorn was his only true friend, maybe sincerely, maybe just to put him at peace before he dies, but he puts his second in command to rest either way. Then he fucking turns to Thorfinn and basically goes ‘okay I got my adulting done, guess I have to deal with your petty childish bullshit now huh?’.

[rouge-the-bat]

i already call shadow my wife and honestly im gonna start she/her-ing her too

[fkyumerica]

didnt do

my favorite didnt show up

they replaced him with a

happy death day guy

hiei is a old dad

i liked the concert I guess

confetti was fun

saw some java the hutts

don't know why they take the military men so seriously

saw scary shit

like what

basketball players

they would scream at them to keep their wives on their fat dicks

got a guitar pick thrown at my tits

couldent see my outfit

had to get dressed in a car next to guys in it

gross

that stage was so small

I didnt have time to go to the merchandise booth either

no one showing up was like why the fuck am I here

still thought i was too fat

here they come to attack me after saying it

I had the most bees on me

they couldent shut it off

people kept smoking the whole time it was gross

no lids for pop

a woman spilled her alcoholic drink on my shoes

people kept rubbing against me

when they could of stood back 5 feet

someone screamed stop! after I wrote it

who lives there

his wife too

got a ugly one

justin/hiei

beat the stage up with bats