#hi3 incorrect quotes

[neonriser]

Herrscher of Sentience: I can't go extinct, I'm relevant to the meta! Kiana: Then how come the Herrscher of the Void went extinct? HoS: She got cocky.

[emypony]

more text posts bc they make me mentally unwell

^ senti if she ever was on a soulium body lmao

ok literally all of them are Senti bc she makes me obsessed she could be so many things

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

Chapter 42 slightly to the left

Sa: Okay, seriously, how many of you freaks do I have to fight? Kiana: Oh I'm the only one that matters. See, you messed with my class monitor, and now I am going to FUCK YOU. Sa: Griseo: Fu Hua: Misteln: Vita: Well, this just got interesting. Fu Hua: ...it's fuck you up, Kiana. Kiana: Kiana: Wait what did I say?

[tablefourtyone]

Kiana: If we can go to any parallel worlds we want, and meet our counterparts...I wanna collect multiple Fu Huas from those worlds, and have them all in the same room as me.

Fu Hua: ...Why?

Kiana: Because my fantasy is to have four Fu Huas pamper me and dote on me as their queen. One will tell me I'm smart and beautiful, the second will lovingly stroke my hair, the third will hug me and admit I've always been so much cooler than her, and the fourth--

Fu Hua: Will tell you to do your homework or you'll never graduate.

Kiana: NO!!!

[fezharez]

welt: funny how i got into your house

otto: WHAT

welt: funny how i got a gun

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

BRONYA: Daraya, no chewing gum at cavern meetings unless you brought enough for everybody.

--- Next day... ---

BRONYA: vV Daraya, no chewing gum at cavern meetings even if you did bring enough for everybody!! Vv

[fukimei-incorrect-quotes]

Kiana: I can explain. 
Fu Hua: Can you? 
Kiana: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

[lulusim-honkai]

Kiana: Bye Mei! Bye Bronya! Bye Aunt Himeko! Bye Fu Hua! Bye Aunt Teri! Bye Mei! Bronya: You said ‘bye Mei’ twice. Kiana: I like Mei.

Kiana: Mei, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Mei: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later Kiana: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Bronya.

Kiana: I’m an idiot. Mei: Bronya: Himeko: Fu Hua: Theresa: Bronya: If you’re waiting for us to disagree, this is going to be a long day.

Himeko *driving Kiana, Mei and Bronya*: So how was your day? Kiana: We almost got surprise adopted! Himeko: What? Bronya & Mei: We almost got kidnapped. Himeko: Oh, okay. Himeko: *slams on the breaks* WAIT WHAT?!

Kiana: Where's Mei, Bronya, Aunt Teri and Aunt Himeko? Fu Hua: They're playing hide and seek. Kiana: Where? Fu Hua: I don't think you get how this game works.

Incorrect Honkai Quotes / Honkai short comic ideas - [part 1 / ?]

Source:  ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator

[honkaiincorrectquotes]

Bronya: Can you at the least try to see this from my perspective? Kiana: *crouches down* Mei: *bow* Fu Hua: *gets on her knees* Bronya:... Bronya: I hope you all die.

[greenbloodedskink]

Elysia: Are you an F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

Mobius: Are you a software update? because not right now.

[hoyo-enjoyer]

Valkyrja Pledge Theresa: Are you really planning to shoot the herrscher? Kiana: Don't worry, it's a holy gun. Theresa: How so? Kiana: It makes holes.

[emypony]

i had a vision

[phoenix-is-the-hottest-thing]

Vita, sighing while Sa is talking to her telepathically: Look if you're going to be an absent mother, can you at least be absent.

[tablefourtyone]

Q: What do you like about Fu Hua?

Kiana: I like the sweetheart angel that she keeps behind the steel wall of emotional repression. I think that's hot.

Q: What do you like about Kiana?

Fu Hua: She's so stupidly sweet and sweetly stupid. It makes me horny.

[pissmaster228]

Himeko: She was poetry, but he couldn't read...

Kiana: His name is Jared, he's nineteen

Theresa: When his parents built a very strange machine!

Mei: Watch that scene, digging the the dancing queen,

Bronya: Ayy Macarena.

[like-red-lads]

Kiana : The Kaslana bloodline dies with me.

Sirin: That’s the fanciest way I’ve ever heard someone say “I’m gay.”

Fu Hua, groaning : You haven't heard all of them.