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Mei: Kiana... Why did you draw a pentagram on the floor?
Kiana: Your text told me to satanize the house before you returned.
Mei:…
Hua: I wrote sanitize, Kiana.
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Mei: Why were you up you up yesterday until 3am?
Kiana: How did you know I was up until 3am?
Fu Hua: We could hear you clapping to the Friends Intro every 25 minutes.
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Hua: I could get killed
Hua:…Or even worse, give Mei and Kiana another reason so they could give me a lecture on self-sacrifice again.
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Mei: Where’s Kiana?
Hua: She pulled an allnighter, drank 5 energy drinks one after another and then thought the birds outside were talking shit about her.
Kiana: [from outside] SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU WINGED FUCK.
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Kiana: Did- did you just refer to your train of thought as the stress express?
Hua: Should I not have?
Mei: I mean, mentally stable people don't, uh, do that.
Hua: Okay, and who told you I was mentally stable?
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Mei and Kiana: As the tops in this relationship, we should-
Hua: I can't believe you two are pulling rank on me.
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Random girl: *flirts with Hua*
Himeko: You girls are being awfully quiet.
Mei and Kiana, in unison: No one plans a murder out loud.
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Fu Hua, watching Senti do something stupid: Kiana, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Kiana: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Fu Hua: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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Mei: You love me, right?
Fu Hua: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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Kiana: I can explain. 
Fu Hua: Can you? 
Kiana: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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Kiana: You look stunning today, my love.
Hua:…
Kiana: I love you, babe.
Hua:*sigh*
Hua: What’s on fire this time?
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Fu Hua, hands Kiana and Mei bottle of water:....
Kiana: Hmm? Thanks, Class Monitor!
Mei: Thank you, Class Monitor. May I ask what this is for?
Fu Hua, with a confused expression: Rita-San mentioned something about you two getting thirsty around me.
Kiana & Mei, simultaneously:*choke on water*
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Himeko, bursting into the room: You three are having sex!
Kiana not looking up from her phone: Really? Class Monitor, why didn’t you tell us?
Mei, also not looking up from her book: We would have put our stuff down.
Fu Hua:*chokes on air*
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Fu Hua: Yesterday I overheard Mei saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Kiana replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Theresa:…
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Mei: Let’s go over what we know about all of these incidents.
Fu Hua: Oh, we’re calling them "incidents" now? I was thinking more along the lines of "that wacky time yesterday when we almost died".
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Kiana: What are you implying about my baking skills?
Mei: That they're non-existent.
Kiana: I didn't think it was possible to be as rude as you are being right now.
Hua: And I didn't think it was possible to barbecue brownies so I guess we're all learning.
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