#kiana continues to test hua’s patience
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Fu Hua, watching Senti do something stupid: Kiana, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Kiana: Hell yeah! I'm gonna—
Fu Hua: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Kiana: it's almost time to change from our everyday weapons to our christmas weapons
Mei: is there a difference?
Fu Hua: the christmas ones light up
Mei:...
Senti, smirks: Blink blink motherfuckers
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Kiana: I can explain. 
Fu Hua: Can you? 
Kiana: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 1 year ago
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Kiana: You look stunning today, my love.
Hua:…
Kiana: I love you, babe.
Hua:*sigh*
Hua: What’s on fire this time?
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Fu Hua: Yesterday I overheard Mei saying "are you sure this is a good idea?" and Kiana replying "trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life.
Theresa:…
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Mei: Let’s go over what we know about all of these incidents.
Fu Hua: Oh, we’re calling them "incidents" now? I was thinking more along the lines of "that wacky time yesterday when we almost died".
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Kiana: There’s a spare key and a master key. Hua has them both.
Mei: When I asked, “What if you die, Hua? How will we get inside?” She said “If I’m dead, you guys have been dead for weeks.”
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Kiana: We live in an age where you can press a button and a dark web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.
Mei: Kiana, What button?
Fu Hua: WHAT FUCKING BUTTON?
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Kiana: I have an idea... But I'm gonna need your permission.
Fu Hua: Why would you need my permission?
Kiana: Because if it goes completely wrong, I don't want it to just be my fault.
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Kiana:...and THAT is the true meaning of Cinco de Mayo.
Fu Hua: While that was a very touching story, despite it being riddled with historical inaccuracies, what I asked was ‘where were you the night of the robbery?’
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Fu Hua, talking to Rita: Well Rita, whenever I’m about to do something, I think ‘would Kiana do that?’ and if she would, I do not do that thing.
Rita: …
Kiana, from the distance: She’s not wrong though!
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Mei: We need a plan to beat them.
Kiana: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
Hua:…
Kiana: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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fukimei-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Mei: You love me, right?
Fu Hua: Normally, I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere and I don’t like it.
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