#hi raven

[mechanicalinfection]

Weretrap

Damn bro this Weretrap has so much tism on it !!!

[janeway-lover]

it was one of the shires I think??????

yeah but there's so many of those! And half of them sound made up!

[way-too-many-teeth]

i love lesbians

[arawsuu]

everytime i see you like one of my posts i outloud go 'hi wawa' and i thought you'd like to know

This makes me giggle

[lpsgirl109]

Yearly reminder to the Marvel Future Avengers fandom that Bruno is in fact the son of Bucky Barnes. Source: trust me bro

[way-too-many-teeth]

WHY IS IT THIS VERSION MARIE. WHY NOT THE INFINITELY BETTER BAGEL ONE. BAGELS? I LOVE BAGELS. BAGELS ARE ROUND, THE SUN IS ROUND, THE SUN IS YELLOW, BANANAS ARE YELLOW, BANANAS HAVE SPOTS, OLD PEOPLE HAVE SPOTS. OLD PEOPLE HAVE LIVED A LONGGGG LIFE. LIFE? THATS MY FAVORITE CEREAL! I ONCE BOUGHT IT FOR TEN DOLLARS. TEN DOLLARS??? THATS CRAZY!! I WAS CRAZY ONCE. THEY LOCKED ME IN A ROUND ROOM AND FED ME BAGELS. BAGELS? I LOVE BAGELS. BAGELS ARE ROUND, THE SUN IS ROUND, THE SUN IS YELL—

The 11th emoji in your history is now your cutie mark 👁️

[alexandria-theprettygood]

Olives or tomatoes 👀

Tomatoes all around. Especially for throwing at people

[nothatsmi]

The raven king, chapter ten

"How interesting," they say.

(and they say it a lot)

(i'm not kidding. the entirety of the first two books is just both of them saying how interesting the other is. it's suffocating.)

Another medicated Andrew! And black haired Neil!

The two first books hold such bangers, and clearly not enough people ramble about them. I'm a sucker for the relationship they have afterwards obviously, but even before that they're hilarious. Many underrated scenes that could be worth drawing.

Also I underestimated how Neil dress and presents himself - like: he wears oversized, worn out and faded, preferably light-colored clothes; messy curlyish hair with bangs; sports hoodies; JORTS-

... He's got a banger style actually.

[ionlydrinkhotwater]

I think nothing really speaks to Neil's complex character the way Nora's answer to someone asking what's Neil's favorite memories are in the EC does where she said that both coming home from a run to find Andrew napping with their cats and Riko being shot in the head are some of his top favorites.

That's Neil/Nathaniels favorite thing: domestic bliss and the violent death of his enemies

[way-too-many-teeth]

you handshake me please help

umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.

[thatgaydemigodnerd]

DPxDC Prompt

Sam and Danny were messing around with some occult books she had gotten and to both their surprise Danny got the spell to work.

Turns out being saturated with ectoplasm during the portal incident lets danny tap into the mana that's all around, and he can do magic.

As an adult he moves out and becomes a traveling mage, mostly doing seances for people and letting them believe he is a scam or not. Usually he can actually get contact with the dead, death magic is his natural affinity after all, but skeptics will be skeptics ya know.

One day he had his whole spiel set up in Gotham, the people here lose loved ones all the time and would gladly pay him to hear their dear nana once again, or get their mothers secret recipe, or say one final goodbye to their spouse.

What danny didn't expect was a certain mr wayne showing up asking about his parents.

What he double didn't expect was one of his other customers of the day being John Constantine

What he triple didn't expect is The Batman inviting him to be a consult and detective for murder cases with his seances

Tldr; danny figures out he can do magic after the portal incident. Becomes a real mage who pretends to do fake seances, and is now hired as murder case consult by the batman, while hiding that he's a real magician, and also hiding he is dead himself

[hollis-art]

oh how i love you, funky 70s outfits from the days of future past movie

[janeway-lover]

Abigail I saw the stars I saw the fucking stars I saw so many so many stars I cried also my aunt let me touch fire but the STARS ABBY THE STARS THEYRE SO BEAURIFUL ABBY THERES SO MANY DUUUUDDDDE I THOUGHT THEY WERENALL OVER RATED THEYRE NOT THEYRE BESIRIFUL I LOVE THEM SO MICH

🫵 city slicker

[way-too-many-teeth]

u can do whatever u want forever

[overwhelmedandlonely]

[At a gala]

Janet Drake: Jack, honey, where’s the baby?

Jack Drake: Hm? Oh, Bruce Wayne asked to hold him. I figured he’d be safe.

[Bruce sprinting to the car]

Bruce: Alfred, start the car!

Alfred: Master Bruce, is there a problem? And why do you have the Drake child?

Bruce: Don’t worry about it, let’s just go.

Alfred: Sir, I don’t think the Drake’s would appreciate you abducting their baby.

Bruce: But-

Alfred: No “buts”, sir. Please return him, he is not an orphan.

Bruce: *under his breath* Not yet…

Alfred: SIR-

[aglionbyacademia]

Gansey dies because he’s always on that damn phone !!!