#hi hostilemuppet

[karkkle]

recents.. a lot of pinks and purples

[alderaphid]

@hostilemuppet @squirrelpatties in celebration of Riff's first legal case won in his career (he will lose the next one right after)

[sleepyfoodtruck]

@squirrelpatties & @hostilemuppet i hope he doesn't get his old number back

[squirrelpatties]

Rushed drawing of my 2 favourite dead babies <3

I’m obsessed with Percy, his design is so fucking cute

HOLY FUCKING SHIT @hostilemuppet LOOK AT THIS /pos

[ninja-go-to-therapy]

heh heh 😏 creek pissing on branch to "mark his terri—gets shot

@hostilemuppet quick question is this how you feel. Every time you open your askbox

[eights-world]

Inside Out Internet AU :33

this is very much inspired by @/hostilemuppet's trolls twitter drama au, which i recommend reading if youre a fan of trolls ☝🤡 the final chapter was posted today and i had a boost of inspiration to make something similar.

the emotions in here are my human au versions bc i already have plot points that i wanted to do things with but didnt know how,, so i thought thisd be the best way to do it :33

anyway uuhhh have fun ig

Annie: they dont use any social media besides LinkedIn because their manager said having one would be “more professional.”

Joy: uses twitter and instagram, usually just to repost those dorky “rise and grind” esque motivational memes.

Edith: strictly only has discord and a tumblr account. need i say more.

Felix: has a private tiktok, twitter, and instagram account. his students would write fanfiction about him and post it to wattpad. not fanfiction about being WITH him or anything, heavens no. Its mainly fics about him being “shipped” (he had to ask joy what that meant) with fictional men. he found one and thought itd be fun to see how his class interpret him. he closes out the tab and deletes his history after a paragraph in.

Diana: has an instagram and twitter but only bc she technically counts as a “celebrity” kinda. has to keep her followers updated on each new restaurant she tries out and inevitably gets shut down.

Sandy: joy made her get an instagram so they can follow each other and have their names in each others bios like, “my beautiful wife 🥰💕💕 @/sad.cat14.” she sometimes posts her paintings on there and they actually get a decent amount of likes, the amount of eyes on her makes her overwhelmed though.

Andrew: has a facebook account and nothing else because refuses to get sucked in the internet rabbit hole.

[pokeharvest]

[Image ID: A Tumblr reply by @/hostilemuppet reading: "Naruto minutes into his honeymoon" End ID.]

thats all in the past now. lets talk about sasuke

[enderspawn]

hold on are you telling me there is a character in jrwi named harlem shade. and you just have to live with this

YEAH he has shadow based super powers and he fucking sucks (affectionate)

also he secretly loves disco music and when he goes clubbing he goes by the persona “harlem shake”

[meanagate]

Top ten superior’s k*rk*t h*m*stuck moments

(The Superior is @hostilemuppet ‘s oc)

[peanut-butter-juice]

I probably should have tagged @hostilemuppet ,hi!!!! :]

cuddles and toothy literally did nothing for flippys birthday like. mime got all the balloons balloons. mole handled the party games. nutty and flaky handled snacks drinks and presumably the cake. sniffles set up the apple bobbing (which is also weird to have at a birthday party imo). WHAT did cuddles and toothy do! other than stand there and look pretty ofc

[trapdoornumberthree]

SORRY THIS IMAGE IS SO BIG ANYWAY HI NEW ADOPTS 

Colors here are a group effort by @hostilemuppet , @menaathena , and myself!  My usual alt palette addons aren’t available for the adopts done by other artists, but they are available for the designs I colored. 

DM me if interested in buying! Reblogs are incredibly appreciated ^^

[nachosforfree]

my ponk design originally has had short 4b/c(?) hair but i changed it to him having dreads that poke out of his mask cuz hostilemuppet's design looks like that and i think it looks cute

[calciumgaymer]

I am a little too attached to this idea.

This also has a lot of my Hermitcraft Headcanons, so just roll with whatever I type.

Hermit!Fundy AU

After Doomsday, Fundy runs away from the DSMP and somehow ends up in Hermitcraft.

He is confused about where he is because c!Fundy wouldn't he aware of what Hermitcraft is, though I imagine be has heard stories.

I like to think when he gets nervous he reverts into fox like tendencies like swiping items. He starts stealing from the Hermits, only essential items though.

Iskall is the one who finds him. The naga heads home to his tree when he sees Fundy there with berries in his mouth. Foxes are faster than snakes so Fundy easily outruns Iskall.

Iskall sends out an alert that a humanoid fox seems to be stealing from him so he is probably the fox stealing from others.

It is easily decided that Etho is the one to hunt down this newcomer as he is the fastest Hermit when it comes to the ground. Etho enlists False, Grian, Stress, and Beef to help him out.

After communication between the five, Etho captures Fundy and brings him to the shopping district. Fundy is terrified because him being contained reminds him of the Manburg Festival and Technoblade's execution.

Iskall volunteers to look after Fundy until the hermits meet up to determine his fate.

Iskall and Fundy form a strong bond as Iskall regconizes Fundy as an inventor after Iskall accidentally spilled redstone dust. Iskall manages to glean some information from the fox about the Dream SMP.

Iskall just learns that Fundy's home was destroyed so he ran away. Iskall also infers that Fundy didn't have the best support system after going over his notes with Cleo.

The meeting comes and Iskall convinces the others to let Fundy stay for a bit.

Fundy sticks by Iskall the most, but slowly warms up to Doc and Stress as well.

Doc reminds Fundy of Schlatt

Stress reminds Fundy of Niki

Stress is the first one to learn that Fundy is a Nymph most comfortable in fox form. Stress is a Nymph as well, so the two bond over nature.

The other Hermits notice that Fundy tends to reject his hybrid heritage, and are concerned by this considering that a lot of their members are hybrids on some level.

Stress manages to get an answer from Fundy that his old server was not friendly towards hybrids citing an enderman hybrid to be forced to take off their hat even though it protects them from the rain. He also cites that being a hybrid was used as one of the reasons to execute someone.

Hermitcraft make a point to show they don't care about hybrids showing off their traits. Grian and Zedaph fly around a lot more around Fundy to display the fact their wings aren't clipped. Cleo is seen being given weakness potions as they are the equivalent of regeneration potions to her. Vintage isn't teased with the color red or made fun of for being mostly vegetarian. Ren isn't made fun of for his tail wagging or being restrained when the full moon comes. Iskall still has his fangs. Tango soaks into pools of lava and isn't treated as terrifying like withers are on the DSMP.

Eventually Fundy starts to display his more hybrid like traits. He eats berries more often and sleeps curled up. He even forgets that others can't just walk through berry bushes like he can. He allows himself to jump higher and dig random holes around the place to burry items into. He even makes himself a den instead of a house where he is most comfortable.

Fundy is a prankster, and once Grian found out it was the end for all the Hermits' sanity.

Hermits like to share stories of their scars, and ask Fundy about the scorch marks on his paws. Fundy awkwardly explains it is from when his father blew up his home and from where he has handled matches in bounts of insanity.

Afterwards the Hermits make it a point to check up on him from time to time. Fundy is starved of touch and communication so he gets really excited when any of them drop in for a visit. Eventually all the Hermits learn about Fundy's depressing life.

Fundy was overjoyed to learn that the Hermits loved making minigames, and instantly took to trying them out and making his own.

Fundy makes a blender and makes a smoothie stall in the shopping district. The Hermits make sure to tell him he has to pay for the land, but decide since it is small Fundy only has to pay five diamonds instead of a full block.

Fundy starts to breed berry bushes and makes different kinds of berries.

Since griefing isn't allowed on the Hermitcraft server, Fundy makes random shit and blows it up. This is very much a coping mechanism for him, but also a bit sad since he finds the sounds of explosions comforting.

Fundy is hired by the Boomers, and has a blast learning different ways to let off tnt.

Fundy loses his mind when he meets Xisuma, because holy shit that is the creator of bedwars and bedwars is talked about a lot on the DSMP.

He promptly faints when he learns that Xisuma is in fact Xisuma Bedwars, Purpled Bedwars' dad. Thank you hostilemuppet for this headcanon.

The fact the End is open also freaks Fundy out, so you can imagine his shock when he saw that full sets of netherite, elytras, and shulkers were casually for sale.

[eights-world]

why do you give the mole that scar [is it a scar?] gap/hold in his cheek?

i basically nicked the design from @/hostilemuppet's mole,, but its from the ep "mole in the city" where he accidentally blows his face up :P

[netheritenugget]

are you and hostilemuppet having a duel or mething like that...

Nah I'm just being a goof, @hostilemuppet is a good sport.

But the dead pope trial was an actual historical event that happened.

Pope Formosus (a very very dead corpse) was dug up by his successor's successor Pope Stephen VI and put on trial for fairly mundane ecclesiastical crimes. At least, in my somewhat biased opinion anyway, I'm not Catholic, I'm on the very opposite side of the Jesus alignment chart. But I'm getting off topic here. They dressed his body up like a Pope and had someone move his jaw to answer questions for him. The dead pope was then convicted, excommunicated, stripped, had the three fingers on his hand used for blessings removed, and was thrown in the Tiber river. It is both hilarious and horrifying.

When everything was resolved, Pope Formosus's body was re-burried, Pope Stephen was strangled in prison after being overthrown in a public uprising, and seven cardinals were fired and excommunicated (which is a big deal, they're like Vice Popes).

Catholicism is wild.

[animenutcase]

Lynera falls into the “Great” category simply because she would put in a lot of effort to be good with kids in order to impress Bronya. The rest range from “Will make sure no harm comes to your child” to “Will make sure your child enjoys themselves”, but all of them strike me as fairly responsible.

Chixie would probably be pretty good, but she comes off as rather skittish and easily flustered. Tyzias is responsible, but perpetually exhausted and strikes me as the type who, while not a jerk, is a bit grouchy with children. Zebede is surprisingly responsible, but strikes me as someone kids would be able to manipulate. Same for Diemen. Charun wouldn’t fall for any tricks by kids, but isn’t really much of a take charge troll. Lanque, while hating his jadeblood duties, still has the training and is therefore capable of taking care of a child, however begrudgingly.

Tagora also falls into the “bad influence” category.

Elwurd sells drugs, Cirava does drugs, Remele is technically an art thief, and pretty much nothing Fozzer says makes me think he’s someone I want my hypothetical children learning from.

Everyone else is pretty self-explanatory.

Thanks to hostilemuppet for the images of Kuprum-Folykyl and Barzum-Baizli images.