#hi John

[godhead-of-turntech-variety]

hi dave!!! guess who

holy shit its not often you hear owls in the city. i think they made a band about that once

[ghoul-aunty]

John Green mentioned yesterday on dear john and hank that he reads his tags so i wanted to mention that he’s very important to me for being the only adult in the public sphere that talks about having a mental illness not as a thing you can overcome but as a condition you live with and like. He’s successful and sometimes happy!! It means a lot to me idk

[boymage666]

hi john

[persmo]

sighh i wanna talk to you but idk about what

-john

Oh don't force yourself buddy, you don't have to talk if you don't know what to say

Our host, your friend, hasn't front for a couple of days so I kinda have the mind blank to a convo topic so... If you find something you want to share go ahead, but don't force yourself

[christadeguchi]

acting strange on tumblr.com with the mutuals <3 | SEARCHING (2018)

[yooo-lets-go]

what sort of music does simon listen to- and what are the others’ opinions on it when they inevitably discover it?

They probably wouldn’t share a playlist

Plus Roach:

[thundergrace]

Just a couple of dudes reminding you that Aldis Hodge is, in fact, the sexiest man alive. In addition to being a horologist, he's also a painter and a violinist. He also went to school for architecture.

[rythyme]

dev patel really said "i support trans ppls rights....... trans ppls rights to kill bigots with guns and metal pipes and chairs and cool knives'' anyway watch monkey man

[7weaslesinacoat]

i get that everyone’s like “oooo dick was so teensy when he was robin lol, that must’ve been so weird hahahaha”

but have you SEEEN an eight year old? imagine a full on 3 ft 11 child in a felt costume running around. like not “oh he’s eight” but then robin is built like a full ass teenager. no, none of that. imagine an EIGHT YEAR OLD standing above a crime scene, with chubby cheeks and all going-

“holy homicide batman! looks like whoever did the devilish dead really had it out for this guy!”

THIS NEEDS TO BE A BIGGER PROBLEM.

and it’s the most gruesome, horrific, bloody crime scene ever. and there’s just:

“don’t worry officers! robin on the case! 🤓👦”

[wombywoo]

height difference 📏

[lokh]

guess who just finished their taz balance relisten

[arualthefirst]

Biker soap babyyyyy

[hattersarts]

drew some book!husbands. they feel like they've taken more traits from each other than the show.

[persmo]

i’m late but you asked someone to invade so i am invading >:)

-john

No you're late, I don't want to anymore /pf /j

Jokes aside, later is better than never lol

[pastelpigeonparadise]

I've seen a lot of Constantine mentoring Danny fics and prompts, and one of them had a random joke in the tags that John and clockwork had "history" and this immediately came into my brain

The justice league were sitting around the table, John Constantine sipping from his seemingly neverending flask and ignoring whatever the hell batsy was droning on about.

"Constantine" batman growled, "this is not a joke or a game, this is a potentially world-ending threat, pay attention"

"yeah, yeah, you got a ghost problem, do you even have a fuckin picture of 'em?" Ancients, whenever bats got on his high horse it was easier to go along with him, but he sure made it hard to like the fucker

Batman grunted and projected a staticy blurred photo of a young man with whispy white hair in a black Hazmat suit floating about a pond covered in transparent green blobs.

He couldn't contain his laugh as he looked at the photo "that's why you called this meeting? You think he's a world ending threat? Ha! Your little he'll spawn more of a threat than Danny"

Ok, so maybe it wasn't his best idea to provoke bats but seriously! This was a goddamn joke, kid wouldn't hurt a fly! Unless it was a ghost, but like, that's a ghost thing, fighting is how they make friends

"you mean you have met this entity?" Bats growled, tense and staring directly at john

"Yeah I've met him, he's my stepson" and oh, he /knew/ bats was gonna interrogate him to hell and back, but that stunned silence, the astonished aura? That was so fuvking worth it

[bluegiragi]

group huddle!

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