Dante • he/him • #official dante posts for art n stuff
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wizard college is going to kill me I swear to god. I just saw someone without a component satchel reach into their pocket and pull out a handful of LOOSE tapioca to use as a substitute for blood in their fell ritual. and it worked. I've never been so fucking mad.
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Nothings gotta b worse than imagining your d&d character fighting and kicking ass and being super cool and then you play through the actual campaign n the dice just want you dead
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so bECAUSE OF THE UPDATE I WENT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING AT 12AM SO NATURALLY SOMEONE THOUGHT I WAS BEING MURDERED AND CALLED THE POLICE AND WHEN THEY GOT HERE I HAD TO GIVE THEM MY EXPLANATION FOR SCREAMING AT 12AM SO I JUST SAID HOMESTUCK AND ONE OF THE COPS EYES SUDDENLY GOT REALLY BIG AND THEN HE SAID “IT UPDATED??!?” AND THEN HE READ THE UPDATE ON HIS PHONE I HAVE A GROWN POLICE MAN SITTING IN MY DRIVEWAY CRYING AND CURSING AT HUSSIE UNDER HIS BREATH HIS PARTER GAVE HIM A SHOCK BLANKET OH MY GOD
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I dunno random reminder that canon Karkat actually liked / wanted to be called cute (by Terezi at least.) He wasn't a sour puss about it or like crabby when she calls him cute and stuff, can you all stop making him so hateful of being cute to people he likes / people who like him?
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Hyperfixation so bad people think of me when they see it
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