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[benetnvsch]

drew this for day uhhh 4? of kunikida week which is flowers,, and also like 4 days ago whoops,, finally got around finishing it today cheems-

[kaisollisto]

[gillionspookstrider]

hrgmgh i wanna change smth about my tumblr

[poopystain]

hi

[smittyw]

charlie kelly wall eyed stare homage: the sequel

[bibimbinge]

high school frenemy started ... should i start it.... much to ask myself

[hershelwidget]

I really wanted to remember how to play Uno but I had nobody to play with so I set up a thing using six of my plushies. I made drawings of the event because Sun/Moon, BoTW Link, Jack Skellington, a panda, a rainbow sheep, and a Shiny Mimikyu playing Uno together was the FUNNIEST bit I have ever committed to.

The drawings! Actual images of the scene under the cut :3

Half of the game was everyone bullying the rainbow lamb and the other half was bullying Jack but the bits where they hurt the lamb were CONSIDERABLY funnier because I was able to use voices for them at the beginning. This poor girl was SOBBING

Honourable mentions for parts I didn't draw go to this one point where EVERYONE had said Uno EXCEPT for the lamb, a bit where Jack and the panda had teamed up for a single round and then the panda said "fuck it" and kept on blocking Jack's turns, and perhaps my FAVOURITE bit of them all: The Staring at each other that lasted the whole game.

Ok now og pics!

This was a very interesting experience! I really wanna try this again with other games, so let me know what games you’d like to see these guys play next!

[onedirecton]

I went out for the ice cream truck on my lunch break but it wasn’t there :( but then I went back and it was there!!! :)

[garrandia]

loving your icon

hehe <3

[heknewwhoyoureallyare]

A cute innocent little fag is making a Tiktok video:

Suddenly someone slide into his dm.

Stranger: Hey.

Fag: hEy!!!

Stranger: I like the way you dance.

Fag: ✨tHanK yOu✨

Stranger: Wanna meet up?

Fag: hUh? To dO WhAt?

Stranger: To FUCK for HOURS of course!

Fag: bUT I dOnT KnOw Who YoU Are?

Before the fag could check the stranger’s profile the uknown person already send him this photo:

Hot Alpha: This is what I look like, now are you still telling me you don’t want to Fuck for Hours with me?!

The Fag starting to feel a strange feeling in his body.

Suddenly the Hot Alpha send him another pic again:

Hot Alpha: Come on, I’m horny. Come and touch this body princess?

Fag: OkaY sEnD mE YouR AddrES.

The Fag then hurrily take an uber and go to the Hot Alpha place. When he went there, he found out that the place is dark and deserted, he started to think that this must be some kind of a cruel prank, he feel a little annoyed until someone cover his face with a sleeping drug in a handkerchief from behind and take his body away.

A couple of hours later:

Fag: (being gagged) Mhhh Mhhhh Mhhhh

Hot Alpha: Okay Boys I caught myself a slutty faggot for us to use and enjoyed for this whole yacht party. Are you guys ready?

The Boys: Were Ready!

Hot Alpha: Are you ready faggot?

Faggot: MhhhHHH MHhhh Hhhhmmm

Hot Alpha: I’m sorry that was a joke! I don’t care what you think!

Hours and hours of non stop rough fucking and crying later:

Hot Bro: Bro! That was so much fun! Thanks for throwing this party man!

Hot Alpha: Thx Bro. Thank you for coming!

Hot Bro: What are you gonna do with the faggot Bro?

Hot Alpha: I don’t know Man, it depends, if he perform really well I think I might keep him, if he doesn’t, Ill kill the bitch and leave his body somewhere else. I think his family already disown him.

Hot Bro: What if the cops found out?

Hot Alpha: Bro some of our friends are cops!

Hot Bro: Alright Bro take care!

Hot Alpha: Aight take care!

[aayakashii]

What house do you think Ren would transfer to if he could? I feel like he'd go to Hotarubi or Mortkranken since it's where most of the loners are

Hhhhmmm let's see

He definitely wouldn't go to Vagastrom because everyone has that deliquent vibe to them that he would probably be terrified of lmao

In Frostheim everyone is too stuck up and annoyingly rich and Sinostra has Taiga and Romeo which are hazards by themselves 💀 (although he seems to be okay with Ritsu).

I think it'd be Hotarubi because, despite him not being necessarily artistic, he can be left in peace as much as possible. I highly doubt Subaru or Haku would be nagging him to do stuff. The environment in Hotarubi might annoy him though, since it's lakes everywhere 🤔

I feel like, even though Mortkranken has loners, he would probably be peer pressured into working and researching a lot and that is definitely a no no for him kffjdkdhhs ESPECIALLY because he's squeamish

The ideal place for him would be Obscuary tbh 😭 he wouldn't have much trouble shutting everyone out after all that time dealing with Haru ldhdksjdh too bad he's still human 😔

[lndsismaeverything]

Dungeons and dragons honor among thieves

◦°´*•.¸♡ 𝕩𝕖𝕟𝕜 𝕪𝕖𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕣 𝕩 𝕨𝕚𝕗𝕖! ℝ𝕖𝕒𝕕𝕖𝕣 ♡¸.◦°˚°◦☙

Note : I was a little tired of write part 3 of siren reader x xenk because I wanted a little break . So I thought of what it be like to be xenk wife :) I hope you enjoy ! English is not my first language so sorry for the mistakes not proofread

Genre : pure fluff

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" hhhhmmm " I stretch as I felt the warm sun on my skin. I looked around to see that my husband side of the bed was empty. He most have gotten up early I thought . I've been married to a xenk for 3 years now and being his wife is the best decision I ever made.

I get dressed and made the bed before going down stairs to see my husband makeing breakfast

" good morning dear " I greated my husband grabbing a towel and a bucket of water from the barrel to clean myself up and head towards the sink

" good morning love, breakfast will be done after you washed up " xenk said in the sweetest voice ever.

" you know you could have wake me up so I could help you with making breakfast dear. " I said while I washing my face and dry myself with the towel .

" now why would I disturb my wife of her sleep? You look so peaceful sleeping , I couldn't bring myself to wake you up " xenk said ,my heart melted at his honey like words .

" do you want your eggs scramble this time? " he asked after getting two eggs

" okay " I said , getting the table ready for breakfast . Xenk is scrambling the eggs .

" here you go " I gave him a bowl to put the eggs in

" thanks love " he grabbed it from my hand and kisses my forehead

after having breakfast I gather the plates and bowl to the sink. Xenk handed me a bucket of water and help me with the dishes. I told him I can do it but him having a kind soul insist on helping. Not only did he helped me with the dishes he also help me around the house.

I've been in the wood for about an hour now to see what I can hunt for tonight supper. I didn't bring xenk with me because I know how he is when it comes to hunting. He would always let the animals go because he couldn't stand it to kill them . That's why I do the hunting and the reason why we don't eat meat often, but on some days we eat some fish. Today I'm hunting for some wild mushroom so I can make a delicious mushroom soup

" oh my goodness, I hit the jackpot this time ! " I said running to collect as many mushrooms in my basket as I can.

" perfect ! " I looked at my basket that was filled with wild mushrooms . I spent another hour around the woods collecting some berries to make a jam to go along with bread or tea , I came along a field colorful flower I decided to pick a few to decorate the house since the house seem a little dull of color.

I walk back home happily with today mushroom hunt. I open the door " I'm home " I said but no response . "Xenk most be out " I said to myself . he's probably helping someone right now. I put the basket at the kitchen counter ith the barriers I just collected. I pour some water into the vase and put the flower in to the vase. I carry it to place it at the fire place .

" I'm sure he would like the flowers " I turn and go outside to chop some wood for cooking and for the fire place. I go inside with the chopped wood in my hands and started the fire for cooking.

After some time I tasted the mushroom soup before deciding it was finished , as i covered the pot with the lid I hear the door opening and i knew it was xenk as I heard his voice and some others as well

" wait you have a wife? " a young female voice said

" yes "

" Wow how am I not surprised , of course he has a wife , why would he?" I heard another say but this time a young man voice

" welcome back home love and i see you brought visitors " I said putting the spoon down before going to kiss him on the cheek.

" I hope you don't mind us coming in " a older looking woman said.

I smiled at her and shook my head " it's no trouble at all "

" shes so nice " I hear young female whisper to the other male

" would guys like some tea? I just made wild berries jam . It would go lovely with the black tea I bought yesterday " I said grabbing the kettle and filling it with some water.

" sure why not " the man with a lute said.

" great " i said putting the kettle in the open fire . As I was pouring the hot tea into the six cups with wild berry jam . I mix each cup with a but if honey as I did I hear there conversation about the helmet .

" wait the under dark ? " doric said

" we're you trying to keep it save? Why would you ever put it down there ?" edgin complains

" because it would be the last place anyone who value their life would go " my husband said

" sounds lovely " Simon said after hearing what my husband had said where the helmet was put

" quite the opposite " my husband told Simon in a serious tone

" I know I was being ironic " Simon said as I laughed a little handing out the hot tea to them.

" thank you " doric said before grabbing the cup. I seated myself on the couch. After some time they all agreed to go to the under dark tomorrow because they don't have any choice but go and get the helmet.

I offered them to stay at the house till tomorrow because they don't have anywhere to stay . I surve them my mushroom soup for super and more black tea. We where all on the couch Simon and edgin where sitting on the carpet enjoy some tea until. Holga ask " how long have you and xenk been together? "

" married? " I asked

" yeah " holga said sipping her tea

" Ive been married with xenk for 3 year " I reply to holga

" wait 3 years? And you guys are not planning on having kids? " Simon said . I cough at Simon words because it was just out of the blue.

" are you already love?" Xenk said rubbing circle behind my back. I nodded and took another sip from my tea.

" Simon why did you have to ask that? " edgin said

"Sorry I didn't mean to-uhm- i-i "

"It's okay Simon. " I reassure him feeling a little flush. I have to admit that I have been think what our lives would be like if me and xenk have any children. I looked up to see xenk staring at me that made me clustered. He lean in close and whispered " let talk about it later okay love? " then he kisses my forehead.

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It was getting late, I gave our guess some blankets and pillows so they could comfortably stay in the living room. I walk up to to the bed and hugged my husband from the back. my arms around his neck as I gave him some small butterfly kiss . He chuckles and pulls me into his embrace.

" so are we having that talk now ?" I said giving him one more kiss but in the lips this time. He just smiled in return before speaking

" have you ever thought of having a child with me love? " he started in a serious tone

" of course " face to face , I answer and sat on his lap . " have you? " I asked him

" well certainly " xenk puts his hand around my waist ." would you like to have a child together love "

I stare at his eyes before answering with a nod . He smiles and gave me a passionate kiss full of love and warm. His hands slides up but I stop him " but now now love. We have guess " I said

" how unfortunate. But it can't be helped." Xenk lift me up and lay me down on the bed before climbing on the bed himself. He holds my hand , kisses and Squeezing them. Before looking into my eyes at saying-

" I can't wait for us to have a family love " he finished his sentence and pulls me close to him. We both cuddle and drifted off to sleep

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I hope you guys like it !

Kinda short but I spent hours on writing this and its almost 2am

𝙷𝚎𝚢 𝙸 𝚓𝚞𝚜𝚝 𝚠𝚊𝚗𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚘 𝚜𝚊𝚢 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚌𝚑𝚎𝚌𝚔 𝚘𝚞𝚝 𝚖𝚢 𝚗𝚎𝚠 𝚜𝚝𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚡𝚎𝚗𝚔 𝚢𝚎𝚗𝚍𝚊𝚛 𝚡 𝚛𝚞𝚗 𝚊𝚠𝚊𝚢 𝚛𝚎𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚛

[ideasarestuckinmyhead]

Ok question

Auron or alphonse

Who is better

Hhhhmmm Alphonse is the one how I got introduced to YV but Auron is the one always stuck in my head....

I feel like I'm leaning more to Auron since I just love him *looks at all the fics and stuff I wrote about him*

[teecupangel]

Sooooo.... I just read your Fic Idea on ao3, about Desmond being Rashid daughter and i am a little curious how different it would be, if we genderbend Desmond into his original one. Would Al Mualim still be a dotting father or would he treat Desmond like Altair?

Unfortunately, the fic idea was deleted in AO3 as part of the Tumblr Ask AO3 Purge but here’s the Tumblr post about the idea of Desmond being reborn as Al Mualim's daughter with @fanworldbuildingfun.

Hhhhmmm, if Desmond was reborn as Al Mualim’s son?

He would probably start by treating him like every other Assassin. While I cannot remember where I read it (if it’s even official or not), there was this one idea where there was a rumor going on in Masyaf that Altaïr was Al Mualim’s biological son.

Taking that into account, we can twist Al Mualim’s personality a bit to not… acknowledge any child he might bear, especially a son. So, Desmond would be reborn as an orphan, a child of the Brotherhood, taking on the moniker of Ibn-La'Ahad. Of course, there will be rumors of who his father would be (Umar taking a hit as well considering how he looked a lot like Altaïr) but there will be the whispers…

While the Flowers never said who Desmond’s mother was, many Assassins could connect the dots. There was one Flower who didn’t go out to lounge in Paradise’s courtyard months leading to Desmond’s supposed birth.

And everyone knows she’s the master’s favorite.

They never say it out loud, of course.

Especially not in front of Al Mualim or even Desmond.

Al Mualim never acknowledged it and treated Desmond the same way as he treated every other Assassin in Masyaf.

He grows up…

Unable to save Umar from his fate…

Only able to comfort Altaïr in his time in need…

He starts training with Altaïr…

And his skills becomes harder and harder to hide.

Before long, it was clear that the only boy who can catch up to him is Altaïr.

By the time they were initiated, everyone in Masyaf had seen his skill.

His potential.

And the coldness he possessed whenever talking to Al Mualim.

Al Mualim lets him act as he wished.

Something that many would have been surprised, had the whispers that Desmond was Al Mualim’s son not been growing louder the more people saw Desmond’s skills.

Before long, they build this… idea.

That Desmond knew he was Al Mualim’s son.

And his coldness stems from the distance Al Mualim had kept while he was growing up.

Only one person knows Desmond’s coldness only hides his hatred for Al Mualim.

Altaïr.

He doesn’t know the entire story.

All he knows is that he needed to make preparations for both him and Desmond.

Because it was inevitable.

One of these days.

Desmond was going to commit patricide.

(Am I saying that Al Mualim wouldn’t be a doting father to a son? Yeah, pretty much. Altaïr was pretty much his son, more or less, and he acted more like a master/mentor than a father to him. Being treated that way would only annoy Desmond. Is he really planning to kill Al Mualim? No. He’s waiting for Altaïr to kill Al Mualim like in the canon timeline while Altaïr is next to him thinking “yeah, Desmond’s gonna kill Al Mualim sooner or later so I gotta prepare for that”)

[prowlbeepilled]

today I drew....uhhmmm....hhhhmmm......errrrmmm....whatwashisnameagain......uuhmm.......today I drew red bumblebee

it's a lifestyle, cliffjumper. you wouldn't get it because you're pale as a ghost, you're haunting this house with your whiteness, cliffjumper.

[ladyloveandjustice]

Learning that Sasada has this backstory AND that the thing she lost belonged to her dead mom explains a LOT about why seeing the yokai that found it was so important to her and why she's so obsessed with otherworldly things? Like this seems like really important knowledge to understand her character?

And honestly I have no idea why the anime skipped it. I guess maybe they thought it would be uncomfortable to use her as a gag character after this if this was her background?

Like obviously she parallels Natsume heavily and is the only one of his friends that understands being an orphan and living witb a family where you must feel like you aren't "theirs" completely. Which seems to be why Midorikawa had her move away immediately after this, (I guess she didn't want Natsume to have a friend who would "get" him on this level early on for whatever reason).

And it would feel a lot weirder for Natsume to be constantly avoiding her if he knew this about her. It would make it clear why yokai feel important to her, and would be weird for Natsume not to feel sympathetic and be more open about what she saw being real. Which notably, in the manga, he doesn't really have to be like "hhhhmmm what happened idk" like in the anime.

BUT. she's not a gag character anymore, and her yokai obsession has been dropped. So idk why they don't do something with this. It gives a lot of extra weight to the fact she was the one who specifically explained to Nishimura that Natsume lost his parents in the flashback ep. Especially sine she said "he probably feels really awkward" about being with this new family, which like, the fact she knows this could be because she feels the same way with her stepfamily.

I need a Sasada episode where Natsume learns this about her. Where Sasada's kind of kept this under wraps in the anime version but he learns about this, and realizes he's had a friend who's been through similar things all along. Give it to me. It could be really good and she deserves some focus.