#hhhhhh friends r too good.....

[vulpixisananimal]

(Siffrin) {Mal Du Pays} <Null> |Asterion| [Loop] [(Saffron)]

[A:3 C:52]

(Mhghttmm. . .)

(You felt a ray of sinshine on your face, and you burrowed a bit more under the covers. You felt so warm, comfortable, nice. . . You hadn't slept that well in a while. Stars. . . You shuffle closer to the warm body next to you.)

(It was. . . Wait, w-wait, uh, you're-)

(O-oh. Right.)

(You open your eye and peek out from the covers. Yeah, uh, you and Ramos were still cuddling from last night. Their arms were still around you, actually. . .)

(. . . You wiggle a bit closer to them. They were so comfy, not as big and soft as Isabeau, but there was a weight to them that was just so comforting- WAIT YOU'RE, COMPARING THEM AAAAAAAAAA.)

(You'll never live this down.)

(O-okay, okay, you can live through this, you think. Maybe. You, close your eyes and breathe. . . Okay. Okay. You can see your headspace, nooooothing out of the ordinary here, and. . . No, no-one around. Good, because you would DIE otherwise.)

(Well, you might just die anyways, to be honest.)

(You feel Ramos stir and make a sound. You hold them a little bit closer, still blushing.) ". . . M-morning, Ramos."

". . . Mrghhm. . ." (They respond sleepily.)

"Mrghhm?" (You respond.)

"Mhryyea. ." (They wiggle a bit closer.) ". . . Sssifrn. . ?"

"Y-yeah-" (You look away, burning up even more.) ". . ."

". . Oohright. . ." (Their eyes were still closed, but they pull you close and hold on tight. You let out a little squeak.)

(They laugh a little, you pout.) "H-hey. . ."

"Hey. . ."

". . . Weshouldgetup-"

"I-I, yeah. . ."

(Neither of you get up.)

". . . S-so, Sif." (Ramos starts,) "A-about. . . What, you said. Last night."

"Meant every word." (WOW you just, said that! O-okay!!)

"Okaycool-" (They take a breath.) "So. . . S-should, we, tell them?"

"We, we should. R-right?"

"Right. . . E-espacially Isa. I wouldn't want to lose them as a friend."

"Y-yeah, that's- oH!" (Your eye widens and you bolt up. Oh no.)

"Sif?" (Ramos sits up, and puts a hand on your shoulder.)

". . . ." (Head in hands.) "I still haven't kissed Isa yet."

". . . oH!" (Head in hands also.) "Oh he's going to kill me."

"How uh. . ." (You tug on your hair and shake your head, wake UP, Siffrin!) "Okay, okay. H-how, do, we go about this?"

"I. . . O-oh I have no idea." (Ramos rubbed their face.) "W-well, first let's, get up and- O-oh crab someone left us food."

"Whuh-" (You look over and, oh! Yeah there was some breakfast on the side table. Looked fresh, too.) "T-theeenthat'smean-"

"D-don't think about it!" (Ramos hopped off the bed and stretched.) "Just uh, o-one thing at a time, right?"

(You turn around.) "R-right! We'll just, uh, uh. . . ."

(Ramos is, topless. And bottomless.)

(. . . . . . . . . yoULOOK AWAY--)

(You hop off the opposite side of the bed, eyes to the ground, and pick up your clothes to get dressed. Mhgh, don't think about, how you're topless too or, d-don't, don't think about it-)

"Oh my Stars. . ." (You hear Ramos say quietly.)

(You turn, expecting to see something bad but, they're just, staring at you.)

". . . R-ramos?"

". . . You're beautiful. . ."

(. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .)

(Ramos snaps out of whatever trance they were in and looks away with a squeak. You do too.)

(You continue getting dressed in silence. You didn't have your normal clothes, so your night clothes will do. Once you're fully dressed you just, sit on the bed for a minute. Trying to process what, what the stars just happened.)

(Your mind was going a mile a minute, you could tell SOMEONE was in the background, most certainly looking very, very smug. Hhhhhh you, ohstars. . . You, you need to make it up to Isabeau. You feel so, so sick, you feel like you just. . . O-okay, try, not to think about that.)

(Ramos walks over with the plate of food and sits next to you on the bed. They were fully dressed, naturally.) ". . . U-uh, s-sorry if that, was. . ."

"Hey." (You turn and look at them. A knot in your gut, fluttering in your heart, the works. Stars, for a second you thought it was a heart attack!) ". . . Y-you're, beautiful too."

"U-UHWUH-" (Their face is VERY flushed.) ". . . U-uh, t-thanks. . ."

(You wink cutely.)

(Ramos looks down at the plate of food, some nice little snacks, sliced apples, crackers, carrot slices.) "Uh. . . Want, some breakfast?"

"Nah, I'm not hungry." (You shrug.)

(Ramos squints at you.)

". . . I-I'm not!"

"Sure you are, hey look at me real quick." (Ramos picks up an apple slice and moves it in a circular motion in front of your face.) "~Oooooh I'm in your heeeeead you want to eat the apple sliiiiiice~"

(You couldn't help but crack up at that.) "PFFT- Ooooh nooo~ I want to eeeat nooooow~"

(You reach out to grab the apple slice, but Ramos pulls it away a little.) "Ah! Let me?"

"Let you, what?"

"Y'know! U-uh. ." (Their head sinks into their shoulders a little.) ". . M-mouth open?"

"Huh- oh-" (You glance away, then open your mouth.)

(Ramos places the apple slice in your mouth and you chew it up.)

(Yummy! And very embarressing!)

(The two of you continue your jokey little antics for a bit; you give them some food, they give you some. You're both giggling, joking around. . . It's, it's nice! It's really, really nice!)

(Stars above. . . You, y-you knew you liked Ramos back, but this is. . . It was something else. Every second you were reminded of something, how you kept looking at them out of nowhere. How you wanted to know more about them. How you. . .)

(Eventually, the two of you were at the door. No words were exchanged, but you knew you were both having a terrible internal panic.)

". . ."

". . ."

". . . I'll lead." (You say.)

"Y-you sure?" (Ramos rubs their shoulder.)

"Of course!" (You wink.) "I always do~"

"Heh, alright." (Ramos gulps, takes a breath.) "I'll be right behind you."

"Our biggest battle yet." (You joke. You both laugh. You hold a hand out to Ramos, they take it. You pause, then open the door.)

(There's voices downstairs, one, two. . . Oh stars they're ALL there. You couldn't make out what they were saying, but you could hear laughter, a squeal, and more. You can imagine what they were talking about. You squeeze Ramos hand, and walk forward, forward to the stairs. You weren't trying to be sneaky.)

(You hear people shushing each other as you walk downstairs, Ramos a step behind you, hands still together. And as you stepped down into the view of the front living room, there everybody was.)

(Bonnie was making a grossed out face, Nilles grin was wide and smug, Mirabelle was flapping her hands excitedly and Odile was giving you a very familiar look. Isabeau was, was, smiling? Yeah! Smiling, face a deep shade, excited? O-or, or nervous? Stars you hoped he was alright.)

". . . . . . ."

(You and Ramos stood at the base of the stairs. They were squeezing your hand, threatening to break it. The silence continued for five, seven, ten seconds or more.)

". . . . . . . So." (Odile breaks the silence.) "Who said it first?"

(You, slowly raise your hand.)

"Huh." "WHAT?!?!?" "HA! I TOLD YOU!!!" "CRABBIN- UGH" "Ew."

(You watch, befuddled, as Nille, Odile, and Mirabelle all hand Isabeau over a few coins each- WAIT.)

"You all bet AGAINST ME?!?!"

"Siffrin." (Odile glanced to the side.) "I mean no disrespect, but, I would have sooner believed that Bonnie can't cook."

"Yeah, I uh, didn't think you had it in ya." (Nille rubs the back of her head.) "Still full of surprises, huh."

(You turn to Mirabelle.)

". . . . . . ." (She looks at you, then away, biting her lip.) ". . . . I thought you didn't like them at all."

"WHUH?!?" "Huh! Uh, why?"

"I-I thought you were waiting for a good reason to say no because I never see you talk about them o-or!! Or do those little things you do around Isabeau!!! I thought it was just, y'know???"

"Yeah no I do, it's okay." (You look to the side, awkwardly.) "B-but uh, surprise? I uh. . . ." [(You're disgusting, aren't you? Aren't we?)]

(You cover your mouth for a second, still standing there, you, had, to, do, the, thing. Ramos squeezed your hand, you got this. You looked up again, right at Isabeau.)

(You let go of Ramos' hand, and walk right up to him. Confident. Confident, and strong! And, and, AND!!!)

"Isabeau."

"S-siffrin?"

(You breathe in, shakey. You don't break eye contact.)

"I. . . I love you, Isabeau. S-so, so I wanted to apologize. Okay?"

"F-for. . ? For what? A-about, Ramos? Because that's fine-"

"No." (You put a hand on his shoulder.) ". . . I, I'm sorry, because, I should have, done this a long time ago."

(You lean in and kiss Isa on the lips.)

(There's no push back, there's no disgusted face, only a squeak and gasps from those around you. You stay there, kissing him. You feel his hand on your cheek, another on your back. His warm, strong, soft hands. His hands that went through so much, his hands that've been waiting for this moment, his hands that, that. . .)

(You let go of the kiss, gasping for air, and feeling light headed. You stumble back.)

"C-careful Sif!" (Ramos and Isa said in unison. Ramos had an arm around your back as you stumbled, and Isa caught your arm. You all held that for a second before everyone burst out laughing.)

"Behave, there's enough of them for both of you." (Nille joked.)

"But he's so cute!!" (Isa replies, standing up and going to scoop you into a hug.)

"M-maybe you could each have a day?" (Mira adds.)

"Good idea, I'll have him today." (Ramos says cheekily, trying to pull you into their own hug.)

"Help." (You're going to pass out.)

(That made everyone laugh again.)

"Gems you're going to kill them at this rate. Put the rogue down."

"Aww okay Miss." "Yes M'dame. . "

(You're slowly placed into a chair in the living room. Head still spinning a little, you didn't want to switch out now. You REALLY didn't want to. You were just, just. . .)

"O-oh! Right, uh, Ramos! I, never got to-" (Mira started.)

"Shh" (Ramos holds up a finger.) "It's okay, I, I'm doing my best with it. Sif helped. . ."

"Oh did he now." (Odiles voice, oh no.) "Tell us more."

"U-UH- I, WELL-"

"Aww c'mon Rams!" (Nille says supportively, or teasingly.) "Tell us what haaaaappened!"

"O-okayokayokay. . ." (Ramos takes a seat, and a breath.) ". . . I, I was having a bad night last night. And, Siffrin must have heard because, he came in, and, talked to me."

(There's a nudge on your arm. Bonnie was offering you a plate of pita bread and fresh hummus. You thank them, and take the food.)

(Ramos continued.) "I was really freaking out, I wanted to, to. . . W-well, it wasn't good. Sif talked to me, they made me listen. I, I thought they didn't love me, but, but. . . He, he said, he did."

". . . And then. . . ?" (Mira asked, like this was one of her romance books.)

". . . I, still didn't believe him. So, s-so, to prove it, they. . . (Ramos looked at Isabeau, then put their head in their hands.) ". . . T-they kissed me-"

"WHAT?!?" "Oh what a homewrecker." "On the lips? Or. . ."

"On the lips." (They mumbled.)

"RAMOS HOW COULD YOU!!!" (Isabeau let out an exaggerated wail.) "I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY BUDDY!!! MY BESTIE!!!"

"I-ISA I'M SORRY-"

"YOU BETRAY ME LIKE THIS?!?"

"P-PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!"

"Sniffle. . . I can't believe this. . . My best friend. . ."

"Nothing else for it." (Odile shook her head.) "We need to put Ramos down."

"Nooooo. . ." (You complain. Everyone laughs again.)

"Hold it to a vote?" (Nille crosses her arms.)

"Some fair vote. Sif gets six!" (Isa jokes.)

[As. If.]

(You wince, hand to your head. O-oh uh, hi Loop! How, uh-)

[All morning, Stardust~]

(You put your head in your hands.) "As if they wont all vote in favor."

[Another laugh. Oh don't you know it Stardust. You monster~]

"Hey!" (Bonnie pipes up.) ". . . I vote to keep 'Oz around."

"Well, sibling alliance, same here then." (Nille agrees.)

"Hehe, I have to agree." (Mirabelle was smiling.) "I like Ramos!"

"They are a good presence to have around." (Odile crosses her arms and nods.)

"Even though you betrayed me oh so harshly," (Isabeau says, very jokingly.) "You're my friend, bestie, so I can't get rid of ya."

". . . . . Sif?" (Odile looks to you.)

"I. . ." (. . . Well?) [. . . . They're. . . . Blind it all, they're fine.] {Hard to trust, but. . . Will give a chance.} <I'm starting to like them.> [(Nothing wrong there! Nothing at all!)] |. . . I like Ramos. . .|

"W-well," (Even though all the others responded from what felt like the far distance, the answer was obvious. You clear your throat dramatically.) "The Constellation has decided! We're keeping them."

(There was cheers from all around the room.)

"Well, Ramos?" (Mirabelle had sparkles in her eyes.) "It looks like we're agreed!!"

"Yeah!!! Remember what I told ya a few weeks ago?" (Isabeau pats Ramos' back.) "You can keep traveling with us if. . Uh. ."

(Ramos was crying.)

"O-oh!" (Isabeaus face softens.) "Too much?"

". . . N-nono I. . ." (Ramos wipes a tear away. Mirabelle hands them a napkin, that helps.) "I just. . . I. . I wouldn't have thought. . ."

"That we'd want ya on the team?" (Nille laughed.) "C'mon, Rams. Even after all we've been through?"

"Yeah don't be a dummy about it, 'Oz." (Bonnie stuck their tongue out.) "You were a crab for the Jouvente stuff, but you were being controlled!! Dummy!!!"

"Language."

"YOU'RE language."

(That gets Ramos to laugh, then cry a bit more.) "I. . . T-thank you guys, so much. . ."

"Hey," (You lean forward, holding out a hand.) ". . . Thank you too, Ramos."

"F-for, for what?"

"For being so blinding obvious with your mind craft the first time we met~" (You stick your tongue out.)

(Ramos puts their face in their hands while laughter roared around the room.)

". . . Y-yeah, s-sorry about that." (Ramos looks up at you.) ". . . And, thanks for giving me a chance."

(You smile at them. They smile back.) ". . . So, gonna travel with us for a bit?"

". . . Yeah, just. . . Just one thing." (They pause, looking away for a moment, then taking a deep breath in. . . And out. . .)

(They stand up, and walk over to where the urn containing Eris' ashes sat. The lid was sealed and pottery reinforced with crafts. It would only open when it was the right time. Ramos looks at the urn, reaches a hand up, pauses, then places it on the urn.)

". . . . When. . . When we've dealt with those two. . . I, I want to go to the highest peaks. Bordering the ocean. For Eri. . ."

"I Promise, we'll do it." (You respond. You don't need to check if it was alright with everyone else. This wasn't negotiable.) "Cross my heart, and hope to die."

(Ramos turns back to the group, smiling.)

". . . Well, I'm pretty sure you'll have trouble with the dying part."

(Your family, which now included Ramos, laughed.)

[aquaquadrant]

Just finished your new chapter, and I have to say. oh my. oh my god. RIGHT NOW IM HALF HUGGING YOU BC ITS SO SO SO SOOOOOO FLIPPING GOOD, BUT ALSO MAD AT YOU BECAUSE ITS SO GOOD AND CHAPTERS CAN'T BE INFINITE. XD all things aside, I A D O R E your AU!! (The second I saw it, I FREAKED OUT and told my bff!! (They love the fic too!!)) Keep it up, this was the absolute highlight of my weekend!!!! <3

HHHHHH THANK U i’m happy u and ur friend are enjoying the au 💃 messages like this are the highlight of MY day, and the response to the last update in particular has just been incredible.

[falu-red-dreams]

Jujutsu Kaisen E44

- UGHHHH IM ONLY WATCHING THE NEWEST JJK EP BC ONE OF MY FRIENDS TOLD ME WE WILL BE SO BACK IF HE LIED IM GONNA GET HIS ASS

- :(((( nobara my beloved

- i’m tipsy as hell too fuck this shit i can’t do this

- OOOOOOO THEY CALLED IT A MARIMEKKO (finnish brand :))))))

- torilla tavataan!!!!

- nah but actually why is this start so cute and normal i don’t trust this anime anymore

- NOOOO SHES DEAD

- 🫠 i can’t anymore

- mahito just black flashed??

- i hate him

- i fuckinh hate him acrually.

- he can just die.

- with all due respect,,, where tf has todo been this whole time?

- like wym u come here just now.

- u coulda saved nobara if u had been kinda faster u dickhead

- why does he look so dumb too?

- hhhhhh ok intro now. (i’m lowkey hungry?)

- ahhhh so he was tasked to find gojo. well. good job at that ig.

- ‼️‼️‼️ next part written like 2 weeks later when i’m not drunk and sad and annoyed ‼️‼️‼️

- man i feel so bad for yuuji like

- he’s been thru so much :(

- “sukuna killed so many so i have to save twice as much” MAN UR JUST A HIGHSCHOOLER

- i was gonna say he’s only 16 (or smth) he should’ve been at the club

- BUT HES TOO YOUNG YO EVEN B AT THE CLUB

- motivational speech is slay but i’m still mad at him for being late.

- oh i like this other guys technique

- PLS TELL ME THIS OTHER GUY CAN SAVE NOBARA THERES NO WAY PLS I CANT GET MY HOPES UP NOW

- (i know twitter has spoiled me she hasn’t been back yet so whayever ig)

- jesus christ this fight is confusing me

- yuuji black flash 🥰🥰

- pls tell me mahito just dies now

- miwa called herself useless gege strikes again

- man… mechamiwa lowkey sad but the mf is alr dead 😭

- oh they had the Budget for her crying animation

- oooh kyoto school is otw to shibuya too

- ALSO LATE

- this building? metro? whatever it is. should’ve been broken ages ago.

- again W construction companies‼️

- mahito stop moaning challenge: impossible

- PLS DIE PLS DIE PLS DIE.

- if nobara fully died in vain bc this mf lives after this fight i would never accept it.

- ew? human train 🤢

- todo clapped w his asscheeks

- the amount of exercise these bitches r doing is insane. they just ran up the stairs.

- todo our fav magical girl 😌✨🥰

- 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 THE BLACK FLASH DIDNT DO SHIT.

- now they’re all strong as heck.

- what the hell did mahito even evolve into.

- “let’s kick it up a notch itadori”

- not me immediately thinking of that one Starkid song

[astralshipper]

Hey. I want you to know that you are amazing and by far one of the most talented and creative individuals that I have had the absolute honour of meeting. I want you to know that you are wonderful and I appreciate our friendship more then you could ever imagine. I wish you the best. If you ever need someone, know that we are here. Sam loves you so very much too; you are the love of his life.

abi. oh my gosh. this is so sweet, you’re such an amazing friend and i am so incredibly blessed to know you. i will never ever take our friendship for granted. you’ve done so much for me in such a short amount of time, and i really hope you know how seriously grateful i am for it all. i hope you’re having a great day, you deserve it.

[cheemken]

Hello! I'm sorry for bothering, but is it okay to ask for your side on your and Pandora's love story? You guys are so sweet! I wish the best for you guys!

Well hello to you too hahah

And my side, ghm? Well,,, it's gonna be a trip since I just woke up and I'm doing this all in one go so I hope it makes sense at the end hahahah

Anyways owo

Twas a fine, lovely afternoon—

No really, it was. Like... I was scrolling through the comments of my old fics and I saw,, Bella commented hahah

And I was all "oh cool :3"

Then a lil skip and I saw her, pandora-dusk, commenting on the post I have of the fic and I was all "huh.. is this the same person??" I thought it was, she's all "I found it!" Or smth, and hey said the fic was dope and I was all "omf is this secretly a famous person—"

So I checked her blog, and I was all, "yeah okay I feel this person is famous so why is she talking to me cjskcbskdn"

But like,, yeah,, twas dope hahah

And we only get to talk in the replies because I refuse to talk to someone famous cause I'd embarrass myself owo

But then, in one of our chats in the notes and such, she mentioned how she draws and such and I was all "NFKSNDKSN YOU DRAW :D" and hey, I told her that people would absolutely love her art and such and yeah, surprise surprise, she posted her drawings and I was all ":0!!!! YO DAS SO COOL!" And then I remember reblogging it and had some on my save tag hahaha

It's so dope hahah

But y'know what happened next? The lil shit Tumblrbot messaged me and I low-key panicked cause "omf did I do smth wrong am I getting kicked out of Tumblr???" You can tell my mind was racing, but when I saw their message and they just "hey, you liked pandora-dusk's post, you should try talking to her owo" and I was all "hahah w h a t—"

Legit it took me a while to actually try to message her cause I was just "hhhHhnnn okay but what if she's busy and she finds it annoying omfs cjsmxjsm"

But hey I just up and "fuck it, if I managed to message Dee despite them being famous too, why not her?" So I sucked it up and yeah, messaged her hahaha

If you saw Pan's post, then yeah, you'd see how it went down

Anyways yeah, after that, we didn't talk much and every time I check my notifs, my thumb just hovers over her icon cause I still wanna talk to her and such, but I feel like I'm annoying her, so I just wait for replies and such hahah

Tis sad, but hey

Then that thing with Jane Angst™ happened, and good lord the reblogs jcsmjdks hahahaha

It escalated to the point we made the Knight and the Princess and we finally took it to the DM's cause hah, the reblogs were getting long hahah

AND OH MY GOD

Okay so we made progress with the lil story of the Knight and Princess, yeah? I fucking shit you not, I did not sleep because of that hahahah

I think yesterday, yeah, we were talking about this ask and it went to that thing of us with the Princess and Knight, and I told her that I didn't sleep for her just to try to finish that, that's how special she was and I didn't even know her yet–

But hey yeah, another mini skip

Then more shit happened to me, I didn't sleep and twas already two, and then.. she messaged me hahah

And then told me so many things and I discovered more about her too

And I could feel myself falling for her

Do you know how scary that was hahaha

She's so amazing.. no chance, yeah? I convinced myself that there's no chance. As if we'd meet. As it she'd like me. No one likes me like that irl, so why would she like me? She doesn't even know me.

But,,, ehhh,,, idk man. Couldn't stop myself hahah

She's just so nice and so dope and so understanding. She's so caring, so talented, and just.. she's amazing in general. And that scared me so much hahaha

Cause I'm nothing owo

I always like people with no chance of liking me back and I've been hurt so much hahah

But did I continue liking her anyways? Yep.

It didn't help that after drawing human Tumblrbot, Al— well,, star anon during that time, sent asks how Pan and I are kinda T's parents and oh my god I was all "that's so fucking adorable but hhHhhH is she comfortable with this cjskjdk" then I saw her actually draw shit for T too and I was just ":'0!!" And yeah, I started falling more and more hahah

Everyday I couldn't stop thinking about her, but I keep telling myself to just forget her cause "there's no chance. No one likes you irl, why expect she'd like you? Once she sees what you look like, she's gonna be disgusted. Disgusted probably like everyone else." And that broke me.. cause hah.. I really did like her, but yeah, we don't talk much so I just "ehh.. sure.."

But did I really stop? Nah.

Look I fell hard jcksjxksns

And hey I kept gushing about her to the GC and to my best friend hahaha

Dee actually thought Pan and I were dating and I was all "hah, I wish—"

And then my best friend was all "omf you have a gf na without telling me—" but hey I told her we weren't together and she was all "WHAT??? BUT?? YOU TWO ARE SO SWEET???"

And yeah hahaha

Another timeskip

Like,, Halloween?? Yeah hahah

Halloween onwards

We started talking more and more and oh my god I fell h a r d

I get to know more about her and the more she shared the more I fell and like,,, the more I see her as herself hahah

And god, she's so amazing

She might not believe it, but she is

And everyday I keep telling her how she's so great, basically, I was trying to flirt with her hahahahah

Cause like,, there might be a small ass chance yeah? Yeah hahah

And hey,, we talked and such, and,, hahah it seems like we were together but not. I told her that when we finally meet, I'm taking her out on a date hahah

And yeaahhhhh,,,

Another mini skip, now it's November, and hah, the eleventh came and on the twelfth, we had like this swab test and such and I was scared af and I just "hhhnnn might as well"

So take note, in my part it's like?? What?? Twelve? Eleven going on twelve am

But in hers it's the afternoon still

DO YOU KNOW HOW COLD MY HANDS WERE

So yeah, I confessed to her hahah

AND YO

SHE ACTUALLY??? LIKES ME BACK????

GODDAMN JCSKJXKSNXKSNS

And yeah owo

I messaged my bestfriend first about it cause she was still online and yeah we celebrated hahahaha

But yeah, then we talked more, we saw what each other looked like (y'all she's so fucking pretty cjskjdks like goddamn) and surprisingly, she doesn't think I look like shit, then we called, and hcksjdksjs

It was just so great hahaha

And hey, yeah, we got to know more about each other and boom, we be here now owo

I hope that suffices cause my memory be shit and I probably missed a few but hey hahah

[postmodern-blues]

first listen to rhys and ianto’s excellent barbecue: a saga

I’m just gonna put all my thoughts in order while I listen to this audio and do my homework. I’ll tag it for spoilers, but I’ll also put everything below the cut in case you haven’t listened to it yet <3 um also i do a lot of swearing be warned...

last warning, yall, lots of spoilers and quotes ahead:

Rhys’s friends call him RHYSIE and I Am So Soft For This.

“I’m making my Special Sauce” god if Jack were here....

I love how Torchwood writers can’t even find a way to write RHYS in a straight way. He’s so cute and AHSDHGHFDAS I LOVE THIS SO FAR

the meat jokes.... already.... let’s hope serentiy Ianto does not resurface

IANTO! my god I have missed my boy. HE IS BACK

Oh my god... oh my fuck.... he’s so CUTE i might need to take a breather.... dude....

Gwen looking out for Ianto, inviting him to Rhys’s stuff. DID SOMEONE SAY FOUND FAMILY HMMMM

“lads, lads, lads” I WENT FERAL WHEN I HEARD THIS IN THE TRAILER

“Jack’s sorry he couldn’t come” hhhhhhhh one sausage comes off the barbecue and he’d be like “this is quite homoerotic” HAIJFODHS

Rhys come on,,,, baby,,,,, do not be homophobic about this

I get the feeling I might be going too crazy about this,,, WE’RE ONLY FIVE MINUTES IN

godDAMNIT THIS IS THE SHIT I’VE BEEN CRAVING EVER SINCE GHOST TRAIN afdsohfs

Ianto brought Chardonnay....

“Except Banana boat, he’s a bit thick” AGFDKHDGS R H Y S

oh shit alien things are happening

“yes, RHYS, I know how to discuss my TOP SECRET work at a social event” he’s fucking ICONIC

“you have an inability to call each other by your proper names” my sister is just like this tho... she calls all her friends by anime character names.. little bit better than ‘sticky jeff’ but not much

Ianto being oblivious to Rhys’s gender role shit is just,,,, I STAN HIM

If Ianto and Rhys do not take a ride in the pink car by the end of this audio I’m suing

jkjk but that would be so great wouldn’t it

godDAMNIT i love this audio

"we.... don’t” yet again, it is the 21st century, and torchwood is sooo not ready

“It’s the BOYS’ barbecue” rhys and his friends seem like they have a very cute queerplatonic relationship. wonder if they wear socks when they’re doing “barbecues”

who the fuck is steven.... whAT IS GOING ON

“I don’t know him THAT well, but there’s no way he would call me love” u sure abt that rhysie

“if u run headfirst into an invisible wall, at least let me FILM it on my phone” these two i stfg

this ‘time bubble’ concept has SO MANY FIC POSSIBILITIES why is big finish spoiling us-

jack and gwen going for pizza instead of being at work AHHDOFDGSHK 

oh my GOD THE CALLBACK TO DISSECTED!!!!! this is like when gareth called back to The Last Beacon in Dinner and a Show AHHHH

I am reminded about martha and gwen,,, i am happy,,, the PARALLELS

these two arguing dude the TENSION.. the SUBTEXT

“god help you if you ever hear about pink wine” SFIHOJADHGF 

i swear half my commentary here is me quoting something funny and then keyboard smashing

Ianto is fucking ANNIHILATING Rhys here and by extension gender roles. Goddamnit THIS is the conversation we needed. I love him so much can you tell

“you LOVE each other” I’ve only had this audio for about half an hour but if anything fucking happens to it, i’ll kill everyone in the room and then myself

i don’t think you understand how goddamn adorable rhys is about his friends

“thank fuck none of them are here right now” mate my man badger calls you RHYSIE i don’t think it would affect them

I am so thankful Jack isn’t here because oh my g o d this would be an hour long block of innuendos. this whole audio is just exposing the very prominent homoerotic tendencies of straight men

sometimes, and by that i mean all the time, i wonder if my family hears me listening to big finish and wonders if i’m actually just watching porn. and honestly I think it would be a whole lot less embarrassing if i just told them i was watching porn instead of “yeah it’s this scifi thing these characters are trying to make a hole in an invisible time force field thing. are they gay? no, well, i mean, yes, but not like that! welllll, a little bit like that, but it’s NOT PORN”

“what the hell was that rhys? You Absolute Idiot.” AHHH THESE TWO

“let’s stuff it full of sausages” 

GWEN AND IANTO TELLING EACH OTHER STORIES ABOUT THEIR IDIOT HUSBANDS IS MY LIFEBLOOD FUCKKKKKK

“back pocket” THIS IS SENDING ME BACK TO MY SHERLOCK FANDOM DAYS (fucking remember john getting sherlock’s phone out of his coat that he was wearing? that’s what this is)

Rhys pretending to be Steven (Stephen?) is,,,,, oh my god,,, this is too fucking intense

god i feel so bad for rhys,,, seriously

ohmygodddddd

this took a serious turn I was not prepared for

also gwen wanting rhys to talk to ianto is,,, ughhhh i ship gwen/rhys sooo hard

rhys- baby- oh my godohmygodohmygod

im like,,, IM CRYING BRO THIS IS

“I DO love them” hhhhhh

the special sauce thing is sending me im sorry

“can we rescue the beer?” RHYS

‘Ianto you beautiful man, you did it!” THEY!!! THEY!!!!!!

i wanna make it clear that i don’t ship rhys and ianto but i think they are so cute as friends

guys im in tears right now

the way rhys goes from not wanting ianto here to not wanting him to leave,,, um its a simple arc but i’d also do anything for it

RHYS AND GWEN RHYS AND GWEN RHYS AND GWEN ANDHDHSGHFAOSDLSDLHD

“OH HE’S ADORABLE WHATS HE CALLED?” me when i first saw Ianto Jones onscreen

“he’s a colleague of the missus,,,,,, and a friend” why don’t you just shoot me in the head hm

rhysie,,, baby,,, holy shit you need to go to therapy,,, just like,,, have a chat with janet the weevil and see how you feel after

funny how rhys fucking williams is handling loss so much better than ANY of torchwood. like jack got PREGNANT after losing owen+tosh. Ianto started having sex with his immortal boss after losing his girlfriend. healthy coping mechanisms? who is she?

they let rhys say fuck a lot in this audio and that is Very Sexy of Them

“bunny has run away with my tie” h e s s o f u c k i n g p r e c i o u s

“lads lads lads” AHHHHHHHHH

this audio. is. so good. so cute. so sad. BIG FINISH YOU DID IT AGAIN YOU SEXY BASTARDS YOU!!!!

[ackerfics]

okay, so i play ml and there's this one player who joined us in our game. he is a good player so i followed him and whenever we are going to play, sometimes we invited him. we also chat bcs i told him "tara laro". we also play 1v1, and it suprised when in the beggining of the game, his hero didnt move two or three times and i am confused, maybe he did it on purposed or his internet is slow. then one day he chatted me saying "taga san ka ba? anong fb mo?" and i replied him "secret hahshs..." bla bla bla then we continued chatting about the games. i told him that i didnt master pharsa and saber so he told me na i can do it. he also invited me in custom. 2v2 but our enemy is computer. we can chat each other if we r on lobby and if the game start and i told him that i am hesitant to continue the game bcs my father will turn off the wifi baldbksbsblavskbl then boom he pulled the card. he said the ligaw word and ofc i denied him. i told him that i am too young and i just laughed abt it. then he said " pakiss, pahug" balsbksblz and i laughed again (clue: my heart is beating faster) shjshshhdsh then i told him na i will sleep na then whn i woke up i saw his message "ayoko ng nakikipagduo ka sa iba ha, ako lang dapat" (FUCK HEART BEATING FATSER SGFATSERS FASTER) then he added his fb but we arent friend on fb so i just stalked him (i already saw his face on ml bcs that was his icon). he is handsome. its kinda cute bcs when we play again vs computer he told me all the techniques that i need to do. he even let me ks him dhhshshhshxhhxha.... its so so so so so cute. but i dont want him to get his hopes up for me. we only met on ml and its like u know. i just want to stay bff and a duo with him but i dont know how to reject him nicely if he pull the card again. aaaassgshshhsjjs i am too young for that 🏃‍♀️😭. so yeah im so marupok na maharot na paasa. oh damn, how i am always eager to see his messages for me. i like it and i hate it 😩

this is just downright cute, anon ?? aaaaaaaa i never experienced anything where i met someone thru a game and then when i realize it, i sometimes wonder what am i doing with my life. maybe it's bc i never played ml hsuwhsw the only game that i play that has a lot of players is genshin ;<< buuut tbh i kinda understand why you're so flustered after he asked you to court you --- there's this automatic response that our hearts will be racing after they dropped that word (i, too, couldn't malfunction when a guy asked if he could court me during 12th grade. believe me, i was about to consider it until my roommate told me if i really want to date him hhhhhh). this is not even remotely similar to your story but i remember how giddy i always felt when my crush tells me updates on the pokemon game we coincidentally played at the same time, sometimes they'd brag about the pokemons they caught and i'll do the same, too. i was like you but i managed to let my feelings slide to make way for a casual conversation with them. anon, i really hope he's a great guy even if you met him online :<< if ever you're ready, i hope he treats you right and treasure you in any way possible (or else, he's going to catch some hands from me). but, if he asks you that again, you have to weigh first if you really want to be with him and try to make him understand that you're not looking for any of that now. lay out the reasons in the calmest way possible ;>> always remember, i'm cheering for you !! <333

[chicago-reeed]

Detroit Evolution

So

These are some notes that I took while I watched DE for the first time. It’s a lot. Like, six pages, a lot. I decided I should probably spare everyone’s dashboards and put it under a cut.

Warning: overuse of the fuck word because I am a dramatic little shit who gets overwhelmed easily

- Alright here we go. I don’t know if I’m mentally prepared to go through this hhhhh

- THE CINEMATOGRAPHY I NUT

- fuck he smellin the flowers good

- “hey tin can :P” “good morning gavin :P”

- I’m actually fucking crying IVE HAD TO PAUSE SO MANY TIMES JUST TO BREATHE AND IM ONLY AT 1:25

- FUCK ITS 1:27 AND HES FIXING HIS COLLAR HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THIS WHEN MY VISION IS BLURRY WITH TEARS

- “I don’t need to breathe” BAZINGA

- *slaps my face repeatedly* keep it together bitch

- “I like the way you look<3” aaaaaaaaannd here I go again

- HAHAHA HE WAS DAYDREAMING SAME NINES SAME

- oh god oh god witty banter WITTY BANTER I CANT FUNCTION

- C H R I S  IM SCREAMING

- detective motha fuckin chris I don’t need to see any more I got what I came for

- Honestly all they need to do to calm down the protestors is get nines out there so he can say “please stop you’re being very mean >:/“ and they would probably just go home ngl

- “I’ve never been intimidated by people who hate androids” OH MY GOD NINES WITH THE BAZINGA’S TODAY WHAT A LEGEND

- can I just say the white jacket is such a power move I can’t believe nines invented fashion

- Gavin bein soft and reaching back for Nines in the crowd🥺homygod

- Gavin “no one calls him plastic but ME” Reed

- The only time I will support police brutality™️

- Gavin is so OP we stan

- Nines “you raise a fist, then I get PISSED😡” RK900

- “y’all have a nice day” Protect Detective Chris Miller at all costs

- Nines sees Gavin’s scars as charming PUT ME TO DEATH

- ADA OH LORD SHES STUNNING IM SOBBING

- Okay I need to pause and breathe again the cinematography got me chokin

- Uh ooohhh someone is jeeaaalouus😛

- Nines really said “no worry fam I’ll airdrop the case files to u”

- Ada: *exists*

- me: I hope this doesn’t awaken anything in me

- HA GAV DEFINITELY JEALOUS RIP

- And nines back at it again with the sass I AM LIVING

- Chris and Gavin’s reactions to Nines imitating Ada is the best thing I’ve seen all year

- “I can do your voice too” HIS FACE IMDBDHDJKDJD CRYIGGGSBSN

- oh ;-; shit Michael really finna make me cri

- God damn the intro credits are so beautiful

- TINAAAAAAA BABYYYYY

- Real coffee hours with the sharktreuse mug🦈

- “our boy” SHIT IM CRYING AGAIN

- Tina knows Gavin was absolutely feral before Nines appeared at the DPD

- Half An Asshole squad please stand up we ride at dawn

- Gavin with the knockoff timbs WE STAN😎

- maybe “thank god, I hate you, you love me, move your feet, oop” will be our always

- I’m living for the whole “criminal minds” vibe goin on here

- Bruh Gavin got the hook-ups fr fr

- ❤️WITTY BANTER WITTY BANTER WITTY BANTER W❤️

- The level of reed900 is staggering

- I’ve had to pause and breathe so many times it’s pathetic I’m not even 15 mins in

- GAVIN SAID mwah<3🖕IM FUCKING DIED

- 850% godt damn Nines got that IOS 50 update

- NINES PUT CHRIS’ PROMOTION PARTY IN THE CALENDAR WHAT A GOOD DAD

- maybe “our calendar” will be our always

- Chris “wingman of the year” Miller

- Who’s that Pokémon??? It’s JEALOUS GAV

- The way Nines said “I don’t feel anything for her.” I see you bud

- insecure Gavin needing reassurance™️

- Im fucking dying I fucking died bro BRO WE ALL KNOW WHO YOURE TALKING ABOUT, NINES, WE ALL KNOW

- Asexual Nines FTW👊😤👏👏👏❤️He gives zero fucks of ANY kind

- AN ANGEL HAS APPEARED WITH A GLOWY BLUE SCARF

- BREAKING NEWS: affection-starved Gavin™️ is literally begging for love

- GAVIN REED STOP BEING MEAN TO GAVIN REED OR ELSE

- “But there’s much more to admire about you than to detest, I think.”<333

- JJ not being suspicious at all nope no way Jose

- Lazzo has said two words and I love him already

- I don’t think I’ve seen this episode of COPS before🤔🤔🤔

- We all know Nines secretly wants to wear those fun glasses

- “Officer I swear I’ve never seen that arm in my life, it’s my friend’s he just asked me to hold it for him, Android arm what android arm heh”

- “Like robot arms, not gun arms.” You’re doing great sweetie🥰

- HAND TOUCH HAND TOUCH HAND TOUCH H

- Chris “the interrogator” Miller😎

- THE CINEMATOGRAPHY

- soft n sleepy gav™️ is soft n sleepy

- FUCKING SLEEVELESS SWEATSHIRT IVE BEEN TALKING ABOUT GAV IN A SLEEVELESS SWEATSHIRT FOR SO LONG AND NOW IT’S REAL IM

- You can wear my😋😘sweeaatshiiiirt😝😁🤗 (I’m sorry I had to)

- inconspicuous loving glances™️

- #GiveAndroidsFuckinHealthcare2K20

- AAAHHHHHHHH I CANTT BREAF

- HEAD>ON>SHOULDER

- INCONSPICUOUS LOVING GLANCES™️

- Gavin has not slept in 80 years

- He really said “I’m fine” BITCH

- Bed time for brats™️ no later than 8:30pm

- hell yeah sleepover time

- “stop lookin at my insides n shit” I want that on a t shirt

- ANDROID DREAMS

- Nines is so soft I might die

- But he’s somehow equally suave as fuck how is this fair

- Oh my god dream!gavin is like Nines’ conscious this is so presh

- “What do you think Gavin was gonna say?” nsndJSKDOFIWKDBDNDNSJDBBDJDJDJDNDJXJNDIFUIFIEKWN HES STILL THINKING ABOUT THEIR CONVO

- dream!gavin you sly dog

- “To have this. Out there.” DONT FUCK WITH MY HEART LIKE THAT THIS INNER-MONOLOGUE FLUFF IS SO SWEET

- Nines being insecure™️

- Listen to dream!gavin, Nines, he has big brain

- The fact that Nines subconsciously KNOWS that irl!Gav “just wants someone that doesn’t hate him” but he’s STILL like alas, I can never be what gavin needs :’(

- nu babie don’t be sad🥺

- oh my god they’re both train wrecks protect them at all cost

- c r i p e s❤️the reed900 hurt/comfort we all needed

- FUCK

- Concerned boyfriends™️

- Maybe “I’m fine” will be our always

- GAV🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺💔💔💔💔💔💔

- Insecure boyfriends™️

- Nines “I’m not going to get any closer to Gavin because I can’t help him but also I want to cuddle with him because he had a nightmare” RK900

- did someone say  c a t

- dumb babie gav jus spoon the dumb android so you both feel better

- Me: *rubs evil hands together* aha here comes the angst

- cue tragic backstory

- oh

- tragic backstory indeed

- YES DAD!FOWLER WE LOVE

- Gavin is so desperate for anyone to care about him I’m crying tears

- SHIT IT’S CUDDLE TIME™️ NOW IM REALLY FUCKING CRYING

- Alexa this is so god damn sad play despacito

- YES

- HAND>HOLDING

- HEAD>ON>SHOULDER

- NINES’ SKIN RETRACTING WHERE THEIR HANDS ARE TOUCHING THIS IS LIKE EVERY REED900 STAN’S DREAM COME TRUE

- Oh shit it’s about to get domestic I don’t think I’m mentally prepared

- YOU CAN WEAR MY😝💪SWEEAATSHIIIIIIRT🤪🔥🔥🔥 (I’m never letting the sleeveless sweatshirt thing go)

- Uh oh NO FUCK I’ve read enough fan fiction to know that this is where Gavin’s fucking trust issues kick in and he decides pushing nines away is safer than getting closer to him SHIT

- AND NINES GETS CONFUSED AND HURT

- AND THEN GAVIN GETS HURT

- I feel angst in this Chili’s tonight

- “I need you to leave” aaaaaaahhhhhhhh here come a whole different kind of tears

- frick dude that ouches

- Insert sad babie noises

- Oml the tension☠️poor Chris and Ada are like😑😑

- Chris could solve this case all by himself change my mind

- Gavin and Nines = (ò///-///ó)

- Chris = :D~oblivious~

- HELL YEAH PARTY TIME

- BEST WIVES TINA AND VALERIE AHHHH

- reed900 who??? I don’t know her. I only know ❤️valerina❤️

- I can’t believe Gavin and Nines invented angst

- I went and got blue gatorade just so I could pretend I was drinking thirium like Nines

- #DetectiveChen2K20

- real sad gavin hours

- Ruh roh Gavin bouta die from the ‘rona virus because rat man smokes hella

- CINEMATOGRAPHY CHEEEEECK HOLY SHIT

- my entire aesthetic in a single shot jfc

- Aaaaahhhh Nines trying to be a supportive bf just makes me ;-; [takes damage]

- HES ACCEPTED GAVIN AS MORE THAN A PARTNER🥺that, my friends, is what we call character development

- We stan the otp aggressively talking about their feelings

- “I’m not going anywhere.” FUCK™️

- SMOKE>FACE

- Aaaaand they’re back at square one. It’s cool it’s fine it’s all good we can work with this.

- Gavin: I don’t need you ò-ó

- Gavin: *immediately after Nines leaves* fuck ó-ò

- “It’s fine”™️

- I love Ada so much hhhhhh she said 🤨

- “Basic Instinct” TINA WITH THE HEAT OMG

- *nervous laugh* haha Ada sis maybe chill a little bit ha ha

- oh no I have a not good feeling

- ADA CHILL ADA CHILL

- WHY IS HE FOLLOWING HER INTO AN ALLEY AFTER THAT SKETCHY TALK

- AAA FUCK FUCK FUCJDJEMNSNDJDNXU FUCK I FUCKING KNEW IT FUCK SHIT SHIT SHIT SHIT FUCK

- 😖x1000000

- Oh my god this is so fucking sad Alexa play The Sound of Silence

- Nines got fucked up and Gavin is CONCERNED

- aayyyyy bro Nines full on nakey

- Tina and Gavin sad bro huggin👊😔

- ADA HOW DARE YOU. HOW VERY DARE YOU.

- Uh oh Nines is fckn PISSED

- he MAD mad

- Tina speakin straight facts I love her

- WOOP GAVIN FINALLY ADMITTING HE NEEDS NINES

- f u c k  right in the heart

- I don’t want to attempt writing any notes at this moment because my thoughts are completely incoherent I am a MESS

- “I need you to come back, Nines.” DONT PLAY W ME LIKE THAT

- HAND HOLDING FTW

- Did Gavin really almost bring Nines back through the power of love I am SHAKING

- Dream!Gavin speaking truth as ALWAYS

- These damn flashbacks making me feel some type of way

- OH SHIT HE AWAKE

- that actually low key jump scared me

- God damn these sets are so fucking pro, I’m so happy

- REUNION

- Tina really say “Chris ;) ;) lets go get some ;) coffee ;) ;) ;) ;)”

- CHRIS’ REALIZATION FACE FUCKING LAID ME OUT I HAD TO PAUSE I WAS LAUGJINB SO HARD

- You Undead Asshole™️

- Gavin: ( ⚆ _ ⚆ ) fuck he actually heard me talk about my feelings n shit

- Nines: You literally told me you fucking needed me like five minutes ago

- Gavin: huh weird that doesn’t sound like me I actually hate you

- ooOOHHH  S H I T

- REALLY IS THIS REALLY HAPPENIGN

- woah shit sorry I blacked out for a second what happened

- MY POOR LITTLE FUCKING REED900 HEART IS EXPLODING AND IMPLODING AT THE SAME FUCKING TIME

- CAAAAAAAAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIIIGGHTT

- holy shit I actually gave myself a bloody fucking nose because I smacked my face too hard in excitement

- ❤️💘🧡💞💕💘💓💚💛💘💞💓💛💛💞💘❤️💚💘💜💕💖❤️❤️💕💓💗💘💖💚💝❤️

- FUCK

- “What dipshit programmed you to do that?” 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️FUCK

- My aunt came in and told me she heard me shouting then asked why I was crying

- HAHA FUCKING CHRIS IS MEEEE

- shit I need to like..,,,,physically recover from that

- whew okay break time is over let’s fucking go

- Nines in the cheeky turtleneck I SEE U

- #DETECTIVECHEN2K20

- Gavin: I’m ready to take this hoe DOWN

- Initiate protocol: SAVE ADA FROM HERSELF

- I could listen to Tina talk to dispatch for hours🥰❤️❤️❤️

- WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE TRENCH COAT WHITE T

- Gavin being hella concerned boyfriend™️

- FIGHT SCENE™️

- omfg that crowbar really went *CLANG* when it hit Ada’s steel fkn abs what a legend💪😎

- Hell yeah epic Nines gif moment

- no Ada don’t choke Gavin it only makes him stronger

- CHRIS THE MOTHER FUCKIN GOAT😎👏👏👏he really said “fuck ur monologue I’m here to get shit done”

- ADA QUEEN YOURE OKAY SWEETIE

- That character development godt damn

- I might be reaching but Gavin is now wearing a white/off-white shirt/gray that kINDA RESEMBLES DREAM!GAVIN’S SHIRT. Coincidence? I THINK NOT. THATS SYMBOLISM IF I EVER DID SEE IT.

- “buyer’s remorse, huh?”

- “I can’t be everything you need.”

- That awkward moment when you realize the person you were hiding your feelings from has also been hiding their feelings from you.

- “a year of that fuckin’...Ken Doll face smirkin’ at me every day” BE CUTER GAVIN, I DARE YOU.

- naked hand = love

- CHEEKY BASTARDS

- FUCK FUCK FUCK ME

- THAT WAS SO DAMN BEAUTIFUL

- So my review of this film could be summed up by saying that I basically cried for an hour and fifteen minutes.

- Holy damn

[star-puff]

i just LOVE the fact that he has long hair.. I LOVE GUYS WITH LONG HAIRDJJSJE can’t wait to get him and put him in my teapot😎 HAHA pls don’t be scared to ascend worlds!! it’s rlly not that bad? i leveled up to ar 54... frighteningly getting closer to ar 55 helpjdjd

AND FINALLY TOO JFC- i’m that person who will pull for new characters that i want but don’t have the materials to ascend them?? MY PROCRASTINATION IS SO BAD PLSDJJD I NEVER FARM- but that’s not the case for baal! (i’m lying😟 i only have the amethyst crystals? gemstones? idk??? and some of the handguards... i only have ONE crown.. yeah i’m totally ready for baal) razor will always be my one and only <3 on my profile he’s the only character i’m showing LMAO i’m so proud of his damage😌

OKAY SO ABT THE EVENT BANNER... on my sec acc, i pulled sayu on a single wish, AND THEN on my other one (i like making new accs okay leave me ALONE) i pulled keqing?? and on my main acc i got xinyan and i think ningguang? (i already had them so now i have xinyan c1 and ningguang c3! does anyone want them LMAO) as for my primos, i actually have 3194! i finally stopped being lazy and explored inazuma, did the spiral abyss, did world quests, did commissions, all that stuff.. i have 19 wishes😎 not a lot but it’s cool! that’s how much i had when i pulled for kazuha and xiao! usually my second pulls turn out to be rlly good!! (i rlly recommend using a luck subliminal before pulling!! that’s how i got so lucky hehe- but i was RLLY lucky when i got xiao and kazuha since i didn’t use one)

i also use diona!! rn she’s not doing so good since i haven’t used her AT ALL- but she’s at c3 so😔 i’m sorry bennett ilysm!! i’m pretty sure some ppl r gonna manage to make dps kokomi possible tbh- like how they made barbara a dps?? i’m still gonna try to get her idc i love her design COME HOME KOKOMI PSPSPSPSP

yes i did do the seelie event! i picked the purple one because.. hello?? it’s pretty?? not to mention i can imagine it as razor next to my xiao-

(y did u cross out ‘future’?? don’t cross it out ur definitely gonna get hu tao🙄 also i’m SORRY THAT I TALK A LOT I HOPE U DONT MIND)

- 🤍

HHHHHH i think i need to go emergency artifact farming huhu i am seriously unprepared for the world level increase T.T also my artifact drop luck is literal shit JFKWLFK is it so hard to get a good pale flame flower around here TT.TT (also i need to go mora leyline farming HAHAH im so broke this is so sad for me)

your dedication to razor is admirable djkadksk but good luck on baal!! im not gonna be pulling for the next few banners cause i'm saving up for the hu tao banner that will come in the Distant future but i hope u enjoy our resident electro archon 😌😌

oooo that's about how many primos i have (sans a few crystals that my dear mutual friend gave me for a grad gift huhu i love her)! i haven't done spiral abyss yet since . well . [looks at my ar] . but we will get to it i promise JFJWKFK. and oo do you have any recs for luck subliminals :o it seems i only ever get the characters i Don't want T.T c3 diona .... 😭😭

"KOKOMI COME HOME PSPSPSP" JDJSKDLQ HELPP 😭😭 i can't wait for those videos to come out where theyre like "bullying the pyro flower with dps kokomi" LMAOOO. and omg good choice on the purple 😌

HHHH I SURE HOPE I GET HU TAO ... I WILL BE HEARTBROKEN IF I DONT SJSKFKWK I WANT C1 .... I WANT C1 HU TAO SO BAD 😭😭😭 im skipping out on Three (3) of the new character banners to get her she better come home T_T i'm pretty sure i will be dyinf in uni by then so mihoyo give her 2 me as a little sanity reward .... 💔💔💔 AND AHAHAA NOOO i rly like how much u send in hehe it makes me feel like a friend :> a trusted confidante if u will

DID U SEE THE 2.1 UPDATES THO OMG .... LA SIGNORA !!!!!!!

[vampirezelda]

I think this is a masterpiece for the ages and love how this turned out, so here's Day 2 of self-shipping week for y'all!

@selfshipperapproved

Pairing: US!Sans/OC

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Day 2: Confessions

"Enemy behind you!" you shout to Blue through your mic, maneuvering your character to take out the others congregating on his location. Blue's character deftly kills the ones closest to him and helps you take out the others nearby, finishing the last round of the game. You breathe a happy sigh of relief as you watch the cutscene where your team is extracted from the area, congratulating the others before backing out of the lobby with Blue. "Good job! You're a natural at these games Blue." 

Exercising with Blue everyday could only get your friendship so far, and when you learnt that him and his brother had other numerous consoles to play, you jumped at the opportunity to get him into some of the ones you were enjoying at the moment. Namely one space faring rpg that had you saving the world from an extinction level event that would wipe out every species from the universe. To say Blue had taken a shining to it would be an understatement; he loved it. He's been playing it with you as often as possible, pulling you into the game whenever you popped online. Some people may find it annoying, but you love hanging out with Blue; he always finds a way to cheer you up when you're having a less than stellar day. 

"You Did An Amazing Job Taking Out Those Enemies At The End; I Would Have Failed The Mission If Not For You Willow!" You, amazing? Pshhhhh, he's just being nice. Okay so maybe you're blushing a tiny bit from the praise, nobody is here to see it though besides Shadow, but he's oblivious to the world right now sunbathing. Do you….. compliment him back? That'd be the nice thing to do, you think. 

"Your, uh, your gun skills were pretty neat out there; those enemies didn't stand a chance!" Oh my god, did that sound as cringy as you think it did? Oh god, where's the nearest hole to climb into and hide for all of eternity….

"Mweh Heh, I Had The Best Teacher After All! You Should Be The One Getting All The Praise!" Hhhhhh, why is this making you so flustered? He's just being nice, right? Doing what a friend would do? Your heart was racing during the match but now it's racing again, your cheeks feeling red hot.

Wait.

Are you…..do you like him? Like like him? Blue is saying stuff over the mic but your brain isn't functioning right now, Willow.exe has crashed please wait for it to reboot.

What do you do with this information now that you've realized what this is all about?How do you cope????

"Willow? Is Everything Alright?" You snap out of it as Blue's voice registers in your ear, and it's like you're a deer in the headlights. What do you say? Is everything alright? You don't, you don't know what to do, so you just say the first thing that comes to mind—

"—I LIKE YOU BLUE!" you shout into the mic, voice raising in pitch halfway through like you're going through puberty. Ok this is fine, you're fine, you didn't want to hold it in anyways, it's not like you want to scream right now but you're holding it back because Blue hasn't said anything yet, why hasn't he said anything yet? All you can hear is some muffled voices in the background like Blue is talking to someone and you sure as hell hope it isn't his brother because that would be the most embarrassing thing to happen on top of what you just did. 

The mic rustles as Blue does something on the other end and then he's speaking but you're trying not to freak out right now, so you just hold your breath. "D-Do You Mean It? It—This Isn't A Joke, Willow?" Oh my god he sounds so goddamn cute, and also sad and it's just breaking your heart to hear him like this, how could he ever think what you were saying is a joke? Has someone actually done that to him? It makes your blood boil to think someone could do that to this kind, sweet, energetic skeleton that would die for his friends. 

"YES! I mean, no, it's not a joke! I, uh-hhhh, I r-really like you!" You're so nervous your armpits are sweating like there's no tomorrow and you were squeaking out every other word, how is he taking this? You might shrivel up and die on the spot if he makes fun of you, but you know he wouldn't do that he's the nicest being that could ever exist but your brain is being an asshole right now and betraying you. 

The next thing you hear is Blue whooping so loud you need to jerk your headset away from your face and listen to him start rambling a mile a minute to who this is Stretch? "—PAPY SHE SAID SHE LIKE LIKED ME, QUICK WHERE'S MY NOTEBOOK I NEED TO START PLANNING THE PERFECT DATE! NO, PAPY, NOT THE DATING MANUAL THAT'S FOR BABYBONES, YES I KNOW THERE'S A QUARANTINE!—" He keeps going and you're just so relieved that he likes you too you just start laughing and can't stop and there's tears running down your face from how much you're laughing and how happy and relieved you are. 

"Willow!" Blue startles you with how abruptly he's back on the mic you suck in air the wrong way and you're coughing into the mic in response. "Mweh Heh Heh, I Didn't Know That's All It Would Take To Make You Breathless! But! Putting That Aside! I Would Love To Officially Become Your Bone-Friend! That's The Only Pun You'll Get Out Of Me For Now, Papy, Stop Eavesdropping!" You're giggling at his antics and can't believe this is how your day would turn out. I mean, hell, this is probably the best day ever! 

"H-hah…….oh my god. Yes, I would love for you to be my Bone-Friend, Blue." Now you're both giggling at the pun, and honestly, you couldn't see yourself without this silly video-game playing skeleton by your side. 

[donttellthemangosiwashere]

if I may rub my little shipping hands on your adorable au: logan is patton’s school teacher, roman seems a rainbow flag in his classroom and is torn between “good, kids need more gay role models like him” and “hhhhhh guy hot must f l i r t”

I love this!! Gave me some ideas

Roman and Patton have recently moved into the area, after some coaxing from Remus to move farther away from the rest of their family. It’s a decent part of town with a good school system, so Roman agrees. 

He takes Pat to school, and immediately gay panics over his hot Elementary School teacher. His first thought is “be smooth, go ask him out” but as he approaches him he realizes not only is this very inappropriate for the setting (asking someone out, like a teacher or a waitress, who is currently doing their job and required to be nice to you, is a little rude,) but he’s also stupid flustered and has no idea what to say. 

He panics when he reaches Logan, introduces himself as Patton’s father, and pretends he was coming to talk about said small boy. He tells Logan he’s worried -- and, honestly, he was -- that Pat would have trouble making friends, since they just moved here. Logan, after watching Patton run around for about three seconds, doesn’t see where this worry is coming from, but he proposes a plan nonetheless.

Another kid in the class has been having trouble making friends. He’s not a bad kid, but he’s a chronic liar, and the other kids avoid him a lot. Logan points him out to Roman, and Roman sees a young boy with vitiligo patches on the left side of his face, sitting backwards in a chair and smirking at the table of kids in front of his. He doesn’t look particularly shy or lonely, but Roman knows all too well how looks can be deceiving, and trusts Logan’s judgement.Logan explains he is personal friends with Eden and his father, and bubbly little Patton could be a good influence on Eden, and Logan trusts Eden to make sure Patton is treated kindly. Roman is honestly relieved, and calls Patton over. He gives him a big bear hug, and hints to his little puffball that ‘that kid over there looks a little lonely sitting by himself, why don’t you go talk to him?’At first, Roman is confident in his decision. He can be sure Pat will be fine under Logan’s supervision, he’s already made a friend, and now Roman has an excuse to talk to Logan more regularly, to discuss the kids. Patton and Eden quickly become best friends, and them and two other kids that share their table -- Remy and Emile -- become a very adorable little group of troublemakers.Eden isn’t too bad either -- Eden’s father is busy a lot of the time, which Roman understands, as a fellow single dad, and Logan does a daycare after school, so when Roman comes to pick up Pat, he spares a few minutes to hang out with the two and let them tell him about their days. Eden is surprisingly snarky for a kid their age, but he really seems to respect Patton. As far as Logan tells him, Eden used to casually curse like an adult, but Patton got him to stop, which is a good first step (he got plenty of practice with his uncle Remus, after all).

Of course, Eden’s snark started rubbing off on Pat, too. They and their friend Remy started playing pranks on the other students every so often -- its always harmless, and Patton and Emile smooth everything over afterword with their friendliness, but that didn’t stop Remus from insisting Patton was going to ‘join the dark side with him.’ 

Sometimes, Eden will whisper something to Pat, and they’ll both laugh and chance glances at Logan or Roman. They are kids, so it must be harmless, but man, Roman wish he knew what those little schemers are thinking.

“At first,” of course, is the key phrase. It was a very nice little setup, though Roman couldn’t help but be curious about Eden’s father. Eden clearly adored his dad, but Roman had to admit, he was uneasy at the idea of a man who would let his eleven-year-old cuss like a sailor, sass his teachers, and kick his feet up on tables. Still, Roman held off judgement, since he had yet to meet him. Sometimes, when Roman would come home late, Patton would talk about how nice Mr. Blake was -- he would sit with them for a few minutes so Eden could show him the work they did together in class, and Patton insisted he was very polite and kind. He let that sooth his worries, remembering also that Logan said they were best friends. How could Logan’s best friend be a bad person? Logan was smart and handsome and amazing, of course he only knew the best people.And then, one day, Roman and his brother came to pick up his little happy patty, and Roman saw a familiar face sitting in one of those tiny chairs next to him and Eden. He realized, with horror, why the last name Blake had sounded so familiar.Virgil Blake. His old schoolmate, from middle-through-high school. The outcast, anxious, very nerdy, very gay Virgil Blake that Roman used to relentlessly bully over those same characteristics. He immediately got flashes of younger memories, Roman’s older brothers egging him on as he shoved the purple-haired, stunted teen into the lockers, walking away laughing as another nerd -- a boy with slicked back black hair and sharp blue eyes -- picked Virgil up and helped him gather his things.Virgil Blake was no longer small and frail, and he was glaring at Roman Castillo with a vengeance. Logan Berry, with his slicked back hair and sharp blue eyes, continued working absentmindedly at his deck, either ridiculously unaware, or smirking at his own genius. Roman was terrified to find out which was which, as Remus laughed through the hand over his mouth. Remus leaned towards his younger brother’s ear, putting their mutual realization into words for him,“Oooohohohooo! You fucked up, Ro~!”

[onepunchmiss]

OPM s2e12 Live Blog

“The Wiping of the Disciple’s Butt”

The season finale. I’m nauseous. Lets begin. 

As always, I’m watching from the perspective of someone who has read the manga and webcomic. 

Right where we left off. Again I love the music. I’m just like, really calm right now actually. hhhhhhhhhhhokay. OOF oh god all the crunching sound effects oh no, this is already so weird watching Garou get his ass handed to him since he’s pretty much curb stomped every other hero in battle thus far, or at the VERY LEAST avoided taking so many hits. This. is so uncomfortable to watch. WOAH ????? THESE SHOTS WERE ONLY THERE FOR A SPLIT SECOND BUT??? HOLY SHIT???

GAROU’S HAIR OH MY GOD 

Oh god oh god Bang is relentless this hurts please stop guys GUYS PLZ  HAS NO ONE REALISED THAT NOT ONE HERO HAS DIED CMON PLZ IT HURTS calm down stop trying to kill him plsplspls OH

THIS 

IS WHY

WE STAN GAROU

HE SAYS FUCK DEATH HOW ABOUT I JUST GET STRONGER INSTEAD QUE EPIC THEME MUSIC

oh god damnit him legit running on all fours right there just looks goofy tho F “preposterous style” Bang you aint lying asdfghjkl really though OH MY GOD EVERYONE IS DRAWN SO BEAUTIFULLY THIS IS SO BLESSED 

WAIT 

NO OPENING THEME???????????????????? WHAT?????????????????????? WHY????????????????????????? ONE, I WANTED TO SEE THE CHIBI OF THE WEEK AND 2 

I WASNT PREPARED FOR MY FAVORITE DOPEY BIRD MAN THE FUCK PHOENIXMAN PLS NO ILY I know people hate him a lot but I just really dig how he feels like a fleshed out character compared to most other monsters, like he’s legit lookit him being all smart and stuff plz I just,,,,,,,,,,,, want to hug dumb fluffy birb ;-;

Woah again I’m being blown away by the animation??? Garou getting smacked around is really fluid and this just looks really cool in general?????

FUCK I CANT DO FLASHBACKS MAN JUST HEARING THE KID VOICE MAKED MY STOMACH LURCH OH NO 

OH NO I SCREAM OH NO I CANT OH NO GIMME 5 MINUTES PLEASE I CANNOT BBY NO I FORGOT ADULT GAROU IS IN THE FLASHBACK WATCHING THIS TIME PLS NO 

LIKE???????? I got kinda a comedic vibe watching him comment on it in the manga but the slow music and shit is just FUKKIN ME UP RIGHT NOW I HATE IT THANKS IT HURTS

oh god his face he has the seething thousand mile stare of quiet rage and its burning a hole STRAIGHT THROUGH MY ENTIRE BEING “But me I was the loner kid. Always gloomy and without friends” STOP. YOU STOP THAT RIGHT THIS INSTANT. IM CRYING AT U RIGHT NOW STOP

NO DONT HOLD HIM LET HIM GO S T O P OR SO HELP ME i can’t watch this what the fuck “I was always the loser” SHIT this legitimately hurts me “I dont want to be the monster anymore” GArou hey did you hear that part?? hEY GAROU DID YOU HEAR YOURSELF THERE??? 

WHAT DID I SAY WHAT THE F DID I JUST SAY STOP HOLDING HIM STOP STOPPIT  THE HELL MAN What if……….. I just go BACK IN TIME AND ADOPT BB GAROU CAN I DO THAT IS THIS POSSIBLE IS THIS ALLOWED ? ?? ?

oh my god it keeps getting worse. I mean. I already knew garou was being disproportionately reprimanded for what he supposedly did, but watching this scene just fucking kicked me in the teeth. As if my stomach wasn’t already in knots. The fuck . why does this hurt so much more watching than reading the frustration in seeping into me ffffff.

This looks really cool but, i can barely focus on that because im pretty much being exsanguinated on the floor over here by this whole sequence look at him crying. do it for me cause I sure as hell can’t 

“I want to strike a blow for the little guy”

Fukkin GETTEM GO GETTEM 

HOLY SHIT HIS VA IS GOING T F OFF 

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH LOOKIT HIM ILY SO MUCH SAVE THE DAY BIRB SAVE 

ASDFGHJKL THIS IS SO INTENSE EVERYONE IS SO INTENSE I KNOW WHAT HAPPENS BUT HOLY SHIT FUCK IM SCREAMING GAROU IS SCREAMING BANG AND BOMB SCREAMING GENOS AND EVEN PHOENIXMAN EVEN THE MUSIC IS SCREAM WE ALL JUST SC R E M

OH MY GOD AND THE LITTLE HEAD NOT GENOS AND BANG GIVE EACHOTHER SAVING THE HEROES OH MY GOD OH FUCK AND THE WAY THEY ANIMATE BANG JUMPING AROUND IS DOPE AS HELL AND ALSO HOLY SHIT ELDER CENTIPEDE I MISSED THE UNSETTLING SMOOTH CG LIKE ANIMATION FOR THE CENTIPEDES EVERY CELL IN MY BODY IS JUST SCREAMING RN I AM OVERLOAD HELP 

Garou flailing in the air in Phoenixman’s grip is … really adorable oh my god. “It’s your fault for not finishing them” ooooooo that shut him up didn’t it oof. Also nice cameo by Tatsumaki there 

ASDFGHJKL THE MUSIC AGAIN I LOVE IT I LOVE THEM LOOK AT THEM OH MY GOD 

THIS IS SO BAD ASS

EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS IS SO BADASS

Genos’s eye static, The brother’s fists swirling, THE FUKKIN CARAPACE SHATTERING 

THIS FIGHT IS SO WILD MY COMPUTER CANT EVEN TAKE IT. ITS GLITCHING AND FREEZING UP HOLY SHIT

oh god ok the face coming out of the face was pure nightmare fuel alright then

WAIT

I FORGOT GENOS IS A SELF SACRIFICING DUMBASS. NO IM NOT READY GENOS YOU DOOF LISTEN TO KUSENO LISTEN TO HIM 

oh no 

oh no

im crying oh no

this animation is beautiful first of all and the music like im just here this is where I’m at and I’m crying oh no 

He’s an angel. A literal angel. Look at that and tell me he doesn’t look like a fucking angel in the sky with the rays of light casting shadows around him. 

Genos you are too good and pure for this world but that DOESNT MEAN TRY TO GET YOURSELF KILLED 

Shit they really made it look like he was gonna self destruct there for a second which MADE HIS LAST STAND EVEN MORE INTENSE OH MY GOD SWEETHEART Y’all ever get into a show because you keep seeing one character that catches your interest, and you keep seeing them pop up on your dash or wherever until you finally decide ‘well fuckit, this is the asshole that’s gonna get me to finally watch the show’, cause you’re already invested in them anyway? Genos did that for me with OPM. If this fool didn’t exist Who knows how long it would’ve taken me to get to watching OPM, if ever. And shit like this is why I STILL love him. I usually move on to new faves 90% of the time but nope. Genos earned his spot and is keeping it. Look at this insane shit. My heart. Uhg

Enough gushing asdfghjkl ok but Genos, you just went INTO THE DAMNED THING’s STOMACH,,,,, and you’re SURPRISED that there’s STOMACH ACID?? But real talk. What the EVERLONG FUCK is that thing’s insides made out of? How did it NOT DIE. the FuCK

asdfghjkl Phoenixman’s chuckle???? I love 

Oh Bang no, this is wrenching my heart like I know that he doesn’t actually use his power but its built up so intensely like,,, would he be ok if he did??? and actually more concerningly since it even WAS brought up that he has some hidden true strength, will we EVER get to see that??? Oh Shit well when they word it as “All the power left to me in this life” then yeah, that seems pretty life or death ish???? THE FUCK 

Oh thank god comedic relief is here I feel like i’m about to have a heart attack my chest is so tight hhhhhh ok breathe WAIT THIS ISNT COMEDIC THIS IS BADASS AS HELL JEEZUS witht he flashbacks to the Saitama encounter and THIS LOOK

The Anime is really fucking with the audience huh??? Making it look like KIngs about to throw hands like???????????? OH SHIT AND THIS MUSIC IS DOPE AS HELL TOO IM JUST laughing I have so much excessive energy right now???

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHZAHAHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASDFGHJKLJHGFDSWERTGYHUIUJHGFDFGHJKJHGFRE THE FUKKIN SONG THEY BROUGHT IT BACK THE ULTIMATE SONG I GOT THREE NOTES IN JUST THREE NOTES AND I KNOW IM SCREAMING I GOTTA GO RUN BRB 

IM STILL SCREAMING FADFJSAGFJDSLKAHVFSKLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OUR MAIN MAN THERE HE IS THERE HE IS IM GONNA THROW UP 

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OH MY FUCK THATS WHAT THE OPENING SEQUENCE EXPLOSION WAS FROM OH GOD OH FUCK BEAUTIFUL THIS IS BEAUTIFUL OH FUCK OH GOD 

The REPRISE oh no oh NO OH NO OH NO NO ITS NOT OVER im not ready its not I cant no no no i dont want to press play cause if I press play it will end soon no no no Oh my god and at the end there isnt gonna be a title card for the next episode because THERE IS NO NEXT EPISODE no non o nonononon on on on ono no no no 

NO 

HEY IVE BEEN RIPPED OFF. WHERES THE FACE WITH HIS HAIR BLOWN BACK??? ASDFJKL fine I cant even be mad everything else was tooo  ofdbghjfshkggfhsjgbfhjka

KING WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT REACTION ASDFGHJKL W H A T 

WAIT THEY ARE DOING THE OPENING THEME AT THE END NO I CANT HANDLE SEEING EVERYOONE NOW OF ALL TIMES GOD DAMNIT WHY ok yknow what. I knew it would be king. I dont know how but i did 

Wha

wh

fkin cliffhanger no please no 

I.. I’m kind of at a loss for words. I’m. That’s it, huh? It’s really over. It doesn’t FEEL over. There’s so much unfinished business. Well, the only way to really neatly wrap everything up as neatly as S1 did would have been to get ALL THE WAY through the Garou arc, which obviously wasn’t going to happen, but this is not a great spot to leave off if we’re going to endure another few years hiatus. My hope is that, with biweekley manga updates, we should wrap up the Monster Association/Garou stuff (assuming it doesn’t diverge from the web comic too much) some time next year, and I’m HOPING that s3 is already being planned accordingly along side manga publications. So MAYBE it will at least be announced around that time 2020. That’s my wishful thinking at least. I don’t think I can survive 3 years. anyway

You could really tell JC Staff poured their hearts and souls into these last 2 episodes. Absolutely gorgeous, paced well, so completely satisfying and making every second of s2 worth while. For me, at least. I’ve already seen people still complaining and I’m just sorry they didn’t have as much fun as I did. 

Seriously, thank each and every one of you guys. This has been a wild ride, I’ve barely had this blog a few weeks before season 2 started airing (and honestly just got into opm maybe a month before that?), so I owe a lot of the success on the blog to the anime I bet. This was the first series I’ve never tried live bogging, and I honestly can’t believe that they were as popular as they were? Especially since I never have any idea what I’m doing but yall listen to me ramble anyway?? Yall are crazy thank you so so so much. Now my tuesdays are gonna feel really empty… next week is gonna be weird as hell. Though I’m gonna get mad nostalgic good vibes rewatching this season in the future in no small part from sharing my experience with everyone who's stuck around. I can’t say see yall next week this time, but, see you next season whenever it may be for sure.

[edelgoth]

matchup trade with doki-doki-imagines

@doki-doki-imagines here you go, lovely!! sorry for the wait. i hope you enjoy it!!

i decided to do some matchups with headcanons (mainly bc i take f o r e v e r to write scenarios and i didn’t want to keep you waiting!). also, you sound like a sweetheart!!

so first off, i match you with... 

 ferdinand (von aegir)!!

i feel like ferdinand would quite enjoy how sassy you can be? some of the people he can grow to be fond of are quite sassy (such as dorothea and hubert), so it’s likely a trait he finds charming 

ferdinand also acts as something of a voice of conscience amongst the black eagles; it is ferdinand, after all, who proposes the idea of widespread education, and ferdinand who reminds lorenz of their duty to their people. so, i get the feeling that you guys might have similar values? but i could also be jumping the gun there so hhhhhh

he’d really admire how ready and willing you were to help people, and he’d try and emulate that in himself!! he wants to use his noble status to help commoners (and very much sees that as his duty), so he’d genuinely appreciate another compassionate perspective

i get the vibe from your profile that you’d do a pretty good job at navigating nobility and politicians (particularly how you’re very good at reading people and the fact that you’re very polite), so i think that’s also something he’d really appreciate about you; it just makes his job that little bit easier 

he would value how empathic and open-minded you are, and i think they’re something he’d really want to see in his partner. ferdinand wants to make the world a better place, and he’d need a partner who could help with that; aka, you!!

and i think he’d really love that you’re able to take charge. you said you have your feet on the ground, and your stubbornness and cynicisim may actually provide a good contrast for him

and, conversely, his optimism could really help you battle that pessimism

furthermore, ferdinand is very frank and honest, and i think he’d encourage you to ‘pop the cork’ on your feelings, so to say; he thinks it’s good for you to be open about how you feel, and he wants you to know that you can rely on him

as,,, dense, as he can be at times, ferdinand is quite intelligent; but, more importantly, he really is very sweet at heart. he wants to do right by others, and he’s quick to own up to his mistakes. 

i think your stubbornness could also open up the table for debate, too; ferdinand would be sure to avoid hurting your feelings (and i do think he’s a very reasonable, level-headed guy), but you guys could probably come up with something quite productive during your discussions

which kind of relates to the point you made about always having a plan b or c; he’d really value that, and i think you two have the potential to be something of a power couple

and i think that openness he has may make him easier for you to trust? ferdinand doesn’t believe in mincing his words or contradicting himself, and he tends to say exactly what he means (even if it would be more convenient for him not to)

ferdinand is quite compassionate and optimistic at heart, and i think those are traits you’d need in a partner; he also has that extroversion you want and he’s quite outgoing!! 

ferdinand is quite driven and strives to improve himself, and he’d encourage you to do the same. he’d really motivate you to break your bad habits, and to become the best version of yourself that you could be

although i imagine things would go quite similarly to his supports with hilda, early on; you might be able to manipulate him into doing things for you until he gets wise

but conversely, i think your laid-back nature would be good for him. ferdinand tends to push himself too hard, and i think sometimes he doesn’t know when (or even how) to stop. having a partner who’s more tranquil might help him learn to relax every once in a while

i think ferdinand, as determined as he is, would try his best to get to know you, and would break past that “cold appearance” pretty quickly? i just get the feeling because he’s just so earnest that he can get to know anyone if he set his mind to it?

i think he can be a bit bad at reading people sometimes, so he may accidentally make you angry from time to time. but, ferdinand’s the sort of person who’s very open to learning from his mistakes, so that should be easy enough to smooth over.

loves supporting your interests. buys you the best quality drawing materials, and nice, thick notebooks with the finest ink.

furthermore, absolutely behind your dream to be a surgeon one day!! whatever he can do to help, he will; he finds it quite admirable!!

also loves to show off your work, if you’d let him; wholeheartedly believes you’re the most artistically talented person he knows

adores your cooking, and much prefers to eat that then anything else. you may have the train him to get used to eating spicy food, though

i think he’d really enjoy learning languages with you, as well. they’re key to diplomacy, and it’d be even easier to learn if you had someone to practice with

also he’s like 12cm taller than you after the timeskip  so that’s a bonus

also modern au (i guess? am i writing this with the game world in mind? who knows???) ferdinand looks like a rapidash

i would also match you with... 

ashe!! 

for all their differences in temperament, i think that ashe and ferdinand have similar values!! they just come from different sides on most issues

ashe would be more down-to-earth than ferdinand; while he’s quite idealistic when it comes to his dreams, he knows how harsh reality can be. because of that, i think your relationship would be quite different? you’re both daydreamers, but you both have your feet on the ground!

first off, you’re both very kind and open-minded!! ashe is also very understanding and capable of great empathy, and i think that would go a long way when it came to opening up to each other

i think ashe would be quite good at supporting you; he’s proven that he’s quite adept at navigating difficult emotions with people, and he’d be quite good with your sensitive side. i think he’d actually see your sensitivity as a strength, because it opens you up to caring about and understanding people in a deeper way!!

he’d also appreciate you being the voice of conscience, because he very much believes in Doing The Right Thing; you’re definitely that couple who’s always taking care of and helping out the people you care about, and it’s really quite endearing

also, possibly politest couple in the world? and everyone loves you for it

also very laid-back!! even though he knows when to take things seriously, ashe definitely prefers to enjoy life and to be positive, so i think it’s something he’d enjoy about you

and you’re definitely the planner in this relationship. something just tells me that ashe might be a bit laissez-faire at times.

ashe can absolutely be manipulated into doing things for you, but you know,,, he’s just to kind and helpful that i feel like you wouldn’t want to. probably motivates you to be less lazy by sheer accident. dare i say, iconic?

while he is quite down-to-earth, ashe is remarkably optimistic. i think that could strike a good balance with your cynicism and pessimism, and really help you two open up your worldviews?

ashe is on the more introverted side too, so he’d understand that sometimes you just want to hide away and not talk to anyone. also, i think he’d be quite happy to take up the mantle of the ‘socializer’ in your relationship;

stubbornness might cause you two to butt heads occasionally (but, i feel like every person i’ve put you with in this matchup can be kind of stubborn?) but i feel like ashe would be very open to dialogue and would do his best to avoid conflict?

cooking together!! oh my goodness!! you guys would be the cutest!! and you both enjoy spicy food (unlike most people in the monastery hhhhh)

a big supporter of your dreams, because he knows how important they are!! he also really admires the fact that you want to become a surgeon; he thinks it’s very gallant of you to want to pursue a profession that involves saving lives (or even just making life better for people)

another big fan of your artistic works; is incredibly fond of everything you show him, and feels very touched about the fact that you’ve shared it with him. it makes him feel special

has a particular love for your written work, just because he’s such a big fan of books. really loves it if you ever write fantasy

also he’s definitely a video game nerd in a modern setting, you’d absolutely spend entire weekends on the couch together, showing each other your favourite games

also here’s a platonic matchup, because Friendship Is Magic 

for your best friend, i’d pick... 

dorothea!!

i think you and dorothea would get along exceptionally well! 

first of all, sassiest friendship; you two can be absolutely savage. but it’s like,,, a privilege to be roasted by you guys. dorothea likes to direct the salt at ferdinand, but it just bounces off him

as a friend, though, dorothea would very rarely roast you; once you’ve won her allegiance, she is endlessly loyal and nothing less than constantly complimentary

dorothea values empathy and open-mindedness in people, and she’d absolutely seek that out in a best friend.

there may be a bit of tension between you two at first; her early supports with byleth are all about how she finds it unsettling how they “see through her”.

but, once she discovered how empathic you were, she’d feel more comfortable with it. you’re not going to judge her, after all; and chances are you’ll actually feel for her. 

she also adores the fact that you’re ready to help the people you care about; she’s very much the same (just look at like,,, any support chain she has with a girl sldskjf) and i think she’d be grateful to get that same energy back

i think she’d also find how laid-back you are quite refereshing; most people she knows can be quite dour or serious, so it’s nice to be able to relax every once in a while

while she may not be an active voice of reason herself, dorothea is a deeply empathetic and compassionate person, so she’d like seeing you reminding people to do the right thing (especially by others)

although she’s sometimes baffled by how you can remain so polite all the time (especially to nobles)

i think that, deep down, dorothea is quite cynical too (even just how she views marriage is a fairly important indicator of this, i think), so she’d really understand that in you

i think the two of you might potentially get into negative feedback loops (you both err on the side of pessimism), but hey, either ashe or ferdinand are quite good at lightening the mood

but, i feel like dorothea would encourage you to “un-bottle” your feelings!! she’s a very emotional and expressive person, so it comes very naturally to her; and, if you thought that was something you’d like to do, she’d be with you every step of the way

furthermore, i feel like she’s quite good at reading people, for the most part. she’d be able to tell when you were feeling sensitive, or when you were bottling things up, and she’d act accordingly

she’d do as much as she could on her part to try and make herself trustworthy; she gets why you don’t really trust people (hell, she seems to have a hard time doing it herself), but she’d want you to know that she always has her backs and genuinely has your best interests at heart

dorothea is the extrovert to your introvert; there’s a good balance between the two of you, and i think that really helps the friendship flow. also, if you’re ever in social situations, dorothea is more than happy to take the lead. after all, being a songstress teaches you some valuable things about socializing.

i think she’d enjoy learning languages with you?? she’s already got an interest in language via singing and the opera, so i think she’d be curious about learning ones that aren’t her first. it could be a fun bonding activity between the two of you!!

she keeps trying to get you to cook with her; she’s notably atrocious at it, but she does her best to learn from you. while the results tend to… vary, i imagine you both enjoy spending that time together 

[artist-in-space]

Cap! Because 1) you both seem like you know what you’re doing 2) you both are awesome friends and give good advice 3) HHHHHH GOOD ART GOODART G O O D A R T 4) absolutely amazing etc

Aly, you’re too nice for me AAAAAAAHHHHH 

also that is very intimidating Cap is a very righteous man

Ask meme: tell me a character you think I have the same energy as

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moonmojis replied to your post “It’s not an ask I just need to continue to spread my love for HatFilms...”

Okay I was that anon cause social anxiety but bro I have that too I’m the ross of my one friendgroup with my BF as smith and one of my best friends as Trott and like dude I feel you I didn’t understand how to draw Trott until about a week ago? Also I really need wereross canon because that’s literally an excited puppy in a hairy man’s body please ross just let us have this

SOCIAL ANxiety is valid i get u man!! words cannot describe how happy i am that u sent me an ask i love ur work hhhhhh

MY BUD MINNIE... god bless her heart im on vc w her rn but in her own words “walruses are difficult”. i rlly like the selkie design im NOT drawing a legit walrus but one day... ill get him down and then yall r getting hat shitposts

and im like, local werewolf enthusiast. i love werewolves really. liike, awoo, am i right? wereross is SO GOOD and i LOVE this hairy man. rping him as just some guy who acts really werewolf like is really fun but hands down ive thought abt like.... him becoming a werewolf later on as well

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where is the extra that the binghe's switch places? where can that be found? i have to say that i had read and watched mo dao zu shi but i hadn't tried scum villain yet cause the summary i had read on one site didn't seem that good but then i would see people talking about it and then you did art for it and your art was wonderful and it's good and i've found myself being pulled into the tale of the scum villain

OHHHI had to dig these up again because I. Lost the link because the way i found it was really backward uakysgdhuas (found a fic, found it linked in said fic, followed that link to the actual links lmaooo)

But here it is!!! There’s semi-spoilers for things that happen in chapter 80 (which hasnt been translated yet) b u ty e ah. Read if you don’t mind that x’’D 

https://pizziccato.tumblr.com/post/180786497951/translation-masterpost

(AND YEAH tbh the summary first threw me off too but I had it on good opinion of a friend that it was G R E A T and started reading it when I reached a part in MDZS that I needed a break from and hhhhhhhhhhhh it got me. So good. Hhhhhh)