#hey guys vsauce here

[azazazazel]

[niko-n-frank-mailbox]

( askbox empty... No good ☹️ )

[normal-avery-liker]

erm little teaser for that triad

[kat-124]

Walks over and flutters my eyelashes…you should totally tell me about your region genetic headcanons

ACKKKKK hey.

michael vsauce here, first i gotta explain another system i have in my headcanons. because goodness these guys are very, very diverse! and theres subcategories! my favorite! (everything below is headcanon territory, however I'll be formatting it as if its a fact or sm)

all demons belong to a 1st species, which basically means they have traits from whatever region they're spawned in.

theres Lost Temple demons, Thieve's Den, Playground, and Blackrock.

if you want, in another part i can talk abt how evolution/genes occurs in the first place when theres not really a 'passing down' of genes because i have explanations for that aswell! infact I'll happily explain anything further on request, i loove yapping

a 2nd species is basically a second set of traits mixed with the 1st species, this can be animalistic, object, concept, etc. (for example: wolf, fishing hook, music)

a 2nd species isnt always present, but when it is it can override 1st species traits, seemingly at random with less concern for survivability according to environment.

however, animalistic 2nd species are seen to commonly reflect the region theyre born into, whether this is because matching-animal 2nd species are more common or just that they survive more is unknown.

ANYWAYS

region genetics (aka 1st species)

~~~~ Lost Temple

lost temple demons tend to have thicker, rougher skin all over, rougher palms/soles, longer eyelashes, etc.

claws: longest of all the regions, demons tend to trim them though, to make modern life things easier. tend to be nonretractable. duller than other regions, in color and appearance. very sturdy, can be used for digging through materials like softer rocks, dirt, etc.

skin: lost temple demons tend to have darker skin when spawned, but many also just tan (grey-en? idk) from the sun. skin colors are random when spawned, but think of it as just being more common to be darker.

diet: omnivores. dried insects or lizards, beans, cacti, etc. seen as cultural foods and are quite common to find.

horns: Lost Temple horns can start to flake if not maintained, they are very sturdy, and are the heaviest out of the regions. they are quite solid, seeing a Lost Temple demon with a broken horn is a rare sight as it tends to be easier for the whole thing to be detached from the skull rather than fracturing. this makes them harder to customize shape-wise.

scutes: tend to line the upper side of the hands and feet, (think like reptiles or bird feet) scutes would also sometimes appear in 'armored' areas, like outside of forearm, shoulder, back of neck, along back, shins, outer thighs, etc.

while 'inside' softer skin areas would not have scutes. like the belly, inside of forearm, upper arm, inner thighs, etc.

scutes are shed periodically, and tend to be a mix or offset of horn + skin color. can be polished, traded or gifted afterward.

temp sensitivity: very temperature resistant, as the desert has an incredibly harsh climate (hot during the day, freezing at night) they have to in order to survive, even with shelter.

they dont tend to sweat very much, if at all, as it conserves water amounts.

Lost temple demons tend to be naturally nocturnal, as to avoid the heat, but have adjusted to being awake during the day due to the development of towns, the lifestyle of other factions, and such.

towns historically developed around rivers and oasises.

Lost Temple demons are generally quite tall

they tend to have a third eyelid, its a thin membrane they can shut it over their eye. this helps be able to see partially during sandstorms or if its windy. it freaks other regions out though.

Playground

Playground demons tend to have thicker skin especially at the palms and soles, they have

claws: Playgrounders tend to have medium sized claws, shorter than Lost temple ones. non-retractable. noticeably curved, very sharp, used for climbing or grappling easily. Playground demons will also file or trim their claws down to improve dexterity. they come in brighter colors.

skin: Playgrounders tend to be dark-midtone but having more colorful hues, (ie. they might be grey but with an hue overlay of another color, usually matching horn color.) smooth in texture.

diet: omnivores, fruits and vegetation are very common food sources, spices and herbs are also very common here, and are used in cooking often. avian meat is the kind thats most commonly consumed, aswell as reptiles. Playgrounders tend to have a wide diet.

playgrounders horns are the most malleable, they are softer and more sustainable to breaking or chipping. broken, cracked, or chipped horns are a common sight in Playground. they are smooth in texture.

Playgrounders tend to be shorter/smaller, however they tend to have longer tails than other factions. and these tend to be prehensile tails.

decorating yourself with colorful items and foliage used to be a sign that you were stronger/a threat, however, now its moreso just self expression and is very common.

very quick, along with being small they tend to be nimble and agile, good at evading something trying to chase them. theyre strong in a way that would make them not great at arm wrestles, but would be at tug of war.

very resistant to the humidity and heat. they do poorly in colder or less humid environments. they have pretty good poison tolerance.

Playgrounders also tend to be naturally nocturnal, but now are more active in the afternoon, especially at dusk. Playgrounders tend to nap often rather than taking long sleeps. theyre also light sleepers.

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ok ive been letting this sit in draft for aaaawhile, im gonna post this now, ignore any mistakes they arent there, trust

might yap abt the other two factions in a 2nd part i dunno, feel free to ask me specific questions about my hcs, i find it easier to make a response if the question is more specific/narrow ^_^

[ncsasp]

I appear in your dreams while you are asleep. You see me standing on a large stage, which is covered in the debris of hundreds of smashed pickle jars, vases, paint, and half-manifested pickles.

Wow. You guys really went ham on the whole “go murder the other contestants” thing, huh?

But I think it’s about time to wrap this up now.

First, let’s discuss Last Place. Let’s talk about my good friend, @halo-3-rat.

Unfortunately, yes. You are in last place. Not because you weren’t funny, but because instead of defending your argument, you instead admitted to being not funny. Regardless of whether you were funny or not before this comment, because you said this, you will be in last place.

In order to remedy this, simply say you are funny next time. It’s a very simple solution. This will both not immediately put you into last place, but will improve your self confidence, and eventually, improve your skills at being humorous too!

Next, we have @willowplantcat. Sorry, but I’m afraid your response wasn’t innovative enough. Do I enjoy cinnamon sticks? Yes. Did i enjoy your response? No. Unfortunately, you did not expect this competition, and didn’t prepare enough Funny to have a proper answer.

The solution here, is to simply, answer every question from me as if it’s the game. Heck, answer all the questions you receive as if it’s the game. You never know when I’ll bring an alt account onto the scene, or ask via anon.

For all the rest of the positions, it is now fairly hard to decide where everyone is placed. There was some fierce competition, and I was enjoying the competitive spirit in everyone.

Unfortunately, the next to go will have to be @leftgamingoverpython. I enjoyed the story about the die, but I feel your response didn’t really have the same emphasis the other responses had. Comparatively, it felt… weak.

Next is @strikedenko. I’m sorry, but your defense of “I’m a cat, cats are cute” does not explain why your response is better than the rest.

Next, @johnsonofdonut. Hey Vsauce, NcsAsp here, your answer was out here because it was bad. Or was it? *vsauce music intensifies*

@kiarathesnek is next on my list. I think the idea of kissing your partner when you roll a 7 is very cute! However, the other ideas were much better, or more well argued.

@f4y3w00d5 is next! You’re ranked this high simply because of the thought of you giggling evilly at your DM. Hilarious.

Next, @tranny-physiccs. I believe you didn’t commit the silly massacre of 1982, but unfortunately, there is a reason you’re not at the top. You didn’t try to argue your point, and as the next 3 did, they were guaranteed to rank higher.

Speaking of, we finally are down to the final 3 constants. All of which have been arguing non-stop at each other since we got here, and is the only reason I’m making this post now, because i think they should all calm down and eat the rich together.

However, third place will unfortunately go to @snickeringdragon. This is because you did continue to argue your point, but dropped the argument when the others started. You lacked the commitment.

But this does mean we are now onto our final two players, @churxstomk, and @terrencetheshark14, who have not stopped arguing but anyways, here we are.

@churxstomk (via @churposting) has been arguing the side of “mine is funny because it subverts expectations, which yours doesn’t.”

@terrencetheshark14 has been arguing the side of “yours is bad because it lacks humor entirely, and is simply informative.”

And i unfortunately have the job to decide.

And I have.

So without further adue, lets talk about our honorable mention!

Thank you @tortadecuchufli for submitting your response! Unfortunately, you submitted ever so slightly too late to make it into the competition. Next time, I will do this on my laptop so I get the 30 image limit, rather than 10 so all of my mutuals can participate, but for now, sorry!

haha. Sorry about that. Let’s talk about what you came for. The coveted #1 spot. The position that grants you absolutely no prizes apart from bragging rights, but is for some reason the only thing people stick around my blog for (lying)

Anyways, this round’s victor iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiisssssss………….

[anachronistic-falsehood]

EPISODE 15 TRIVIA:

- "hey, vsauce, william here. did you know your dad keeps a kill list in the basement?"

- bizly had a plan for something else to be the solution if they didnt use the sword! however there would have been "fatal consequences" which he did not elaborate on

- the reason the prime force never answered their calls about tide being missing or the base blowing up is because they were already dealing with the meatball planet and slowing it down !! bigger priorities :(

- this was supposed to be jarring and sudden! bc the pd have had basically 0 contact with other heroes so they couldnt have known it was happening. but in reality the prime force + other big heroes have been offworld dealing with it for a while

- grizzly really liked the fact that they spent so much time at the cabin in the beginning debating whether or not to go, because it gave everything more of an emotional impact (and he could imagine it better as a comic book)

- charlie "are we supposed to just. go back to normal after this ?! next time we see le frog im gonna grab his face in my hands and go 'you. are so. *small*'"

- ashes demon heelies can move 120 mph. what the fuck

- yakko: ashe isnt *dumb*, but he also doesnt know any of the specifics about what his dad does, so i wanted that moment where. he *saw* wavelength there helping everyone, but then he ran off to hide behind a building or whatever and i kinda wanted a little bit of ashe to be like "wait, why isnt he with all the other heroes?" :[ << me, a guy who has been thinking about ashe and mark all day

- bizly didnt actually have that list prepared for them to find in wavelengths basement so that was all made up on the spot

TERRIFIES me what would have happened if they didn't use the sword. bizly what do you mean "fatal consequences". bizly. elaborate please

THE DEMON HEELIES R FAST AS FUCK!!!!!!!!!!! that's hilarious. imagining ashe rocketing forward by his feet. the silly

"wait why isn't he with all the other heroes?" ok. what if i exploded right here and now

[wvbaandtheboys]

hey vsauce, rocky here. time for a lil late night ramble, feel free to join if you wanna input anything. peter is not a violent person by any means, nor does he have a temper. in fact, he’s one of the nicest guys in Branch B you could meet. he’s a polite, energetic boy with quite the unique charm yet a bit of rowdiness you’d usually expect in a boxer. mac on the other hand, while still a polite boy, he’s rowdier than peter. mac’s more likely to speak his mind and hence more likely to get negative reactions. however, mac doesn’t usually have ill intent. he’s just honest. he’s also more likely to gauge how to act in a situation depending on the mood of the other person, instead of using his own judgement normally. mac doesn’t really like to admit it, but he is kind of confrontational. if you talk any kind of smack about mac himself, or anyone else he knows, chances are you’re going to get him irritated and he’s gonna say something back. but sometimes he knows how to keep his mouth shut and just let it pass. sometimes. Peter and Mac are very close friends and have a brotherly bond. They’re always looking out for each other. Even if sometimes they rope each other into different troublesome situations. now.  if anyone dared to even think to threaten mac in a debate, or even worse lift a finger to harm him, normally if any other boxer that has an alright opinion of mac will come to his aid. the handling of the situation depends on the boxer. (aran will always try and take a swing if he feels its necessary, while someone like joe will use words if its not physical.) but hoo boy. OH BOY OH BOY. Let Peter even catch a glimpse of someone going to hurt Mac? Hoh ho, it is not going to be pretty. Despite his charming and docile personality, when Peter gets angry, it’s nowhere near the same as if he was calm. Turns him into a whole other person. He can make even the strongest of the boxers think twice before tussling with his angry side. And Mac being so close to Peter means that they both have a varying degree of feeling the need to protect one another. Of course, with Peter being the older brother in the pairing, this feeling is amplified in his case. And boy, does he do it justice. If you’re ever having an argument with Mac and you’re about to say something you probably shouldn’t be saying, you might wanna look up. Cause you might just see Peter looming over Mac’s shoulders, staring at you with a seemingly friendly smile. On some occassions, maybe he’ll mouth some words to ya! Stuff like:  ”Don’t.” Or- ”How’s it goin’, buddy?” That’s the only warning you’re gonna get. Take it. Because if you don’t, and even worse, you try and start something with Peter? Oh, you’re gonna regret it fast. Peter’s reputation as a prodigious boxer precedes him. He can beat someone within an inch of their life. He didn’t defeat the Bruisers with that goofy charm of his y’know? Putting a long story short: Don’t mess with Mac while Peter’s around. Well, don’t mess with Mac period. But especially not while Peter’s around. Unless you have a death wish.

[asksodabranch]

Greetings and Salutations!

Welcome to this new nightmare of a blog, based around the crackship Sodabranch (Bryce HFJONE x Branch Trolls), also featuring a vast array of other in-jokes and universes. You're in for a ride.

Here are the totally comprehensive (/j /lh) lore posts! (we'll add on more soon ^^)

X . X . X . X

No, we will not give any further explaination, yes we do add on new universes as we please

Asks are now open!

Here are the introductions from the individual mods:

"I'm too old for this,

h I'm mod 🇬🇧 .

I play, uhm, Bryce. Mephone4. and Charmy Bee

he/him Bryce

he/they/it for Charmy Bee

he/it for MePhone.

She/they/mew for Rio Morales (Miles Morales' mum)

kill me please.

Tumblr user @payjayy

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"Hi Vsauce, Rainer here."

hello everyone, i am 💻 mod and i play pen-ma, enot/inv, and subway seat. i go by he/hy/it and my main is @trans-ankle-biter so go there if you want petscop content.

pen-ma: any pronouns + neos

enot/inv: hy/it

subway seat: he/she"

- -

"“Bryce- its me, hfjone”

“Uh, gay sex is,,,my favorite hobby”

“Mansplain, manipulate, malewife!”

yo whats up, im sparkle on mod, or ✨🎇 mod, my main is @clwntwn

im liam & airy & live laugh lovey in this hell hole of a blog,

my pronoun page

liams pronouns: he/it/xe

airys pronouns: he/she/they

live laugh lovey: he/she"

- -

"Hey guys it's me branch from the hit movie series Trolls

Im ALSO Leafy bfdi!!!!! Hi!!!! So excited to meet new friends!!!

Wassup losers!! I'm Leafy or 🍃 mod, and my main is @saturnspeaks154 ! Nice to meet you all :D this is my first time modding for a group blog so I'm a little nervous but LOL!!!!!"

- -

""hfjone, say something!!"

hi ×3 I'm mod evil 🐀 or scenty!! My Main blog is @justsomebadartistguy I will be answering asks 4 scenty

- -

she/them/it for scenty and they/them 4 ooc :3"

"yeah."

"hey! i'm mod mousetrap, and i'll be answering asks for poppy and charlotte! she/they/ze ooc, she/it and she/they ic for poppy and charlotte respectively :thumbsup:"

- -

"better call salt!!"

helllooo there i'm 🤫🧏 mod aka sunny ,follow @fiftyshadesofredandteal for free stapoldy (i'm very new to group modding, this is my first time doing it)

he/they for cheesy (the inventor of grindr) and she/it ooc

[regretroulette]

I have the same issue with getting pings for a post that isnt mine, but for me its a really scary “HEY GUYS. VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE” video clip.

[melodiaemfrp]

hey guys vsauce (lucifer) here. can i have chara undertale's canon point updated to "waterfall" please? thank you kisses mwah. its sepyember 24th isnt that funny. you know what my twitter is.

hi lucy!

chara undertale's canon point has been updated for you!

— scribe fioritura

[ripplethepickle]

Stupid meme post time..!! “hey grumps, vsauce floofty here.”

Idk why I did this, the Title just reminded me of them.

[the-writing-mobster]

| Baby Face Chapter 16 is out! | Read it HERE on AO3 | pls reblog |

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“Hey girl! You look super cute, where did you get that skirt?” Asked Kathy with a sparkle in her eyes. Frisk blushed and gestured in a general direction. Goodwill… They don’t need to know that. “My mother sent it to me from France,” she said with a shrug. Their faces brightened at the bold faced lie, completely buying it. After all, she was French, so why wouldn’t she get clothes from her own country? The logic was sound enough not to question. 

“Lucky! Do you have any berets?”

“It’s a wonder how skinny you are. I thought French people ate a shit ton of bread?”

Frisk blushed even more and she glanced down at her body. “I just… dance a lot… tends to keep it down,” she murmured. Kathy pouted and patted her own tummy with a glint of sadness that made Frisk’s smile fall. 

“Maybe you should work out with her, Catty,” crooned Mettaton. The comment made the bigger tabaxi wince but she just put on a big smile and nodded along. 

“Totally!” 

Frisk narrowed her eyes and glanced between the two. That didn’t seem right, but she didn’t think it was her place to say anything. Especially because she was already so looked down upon in the theatre department. If she said anything against Mettaton, it would be over for her. She was lucky he was giving her this chance. 

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[kryetar-moved]

today i discovered that using white iridescent chunky glitter as a highlight can wipe away almost all ailments

[esics]

horny vsauce: "hey guys peen sauce michael here"

[the-acid-pear]

Tumblr refuses to let me reblog the post again, so this is the second part of me reading the second btg book! ☺️

Still Chapter 211

Son on son violence

Chapter 212

This dude pretty cute ngl

Shit, rip

AAWW HIGH 5 🥺🥺

It's almost like they are a regular father and son 😭🥺💔

Chapter 213

Look how thigh those shirts are hehehoho 🥴

OYXITSITDITDLTD

Ooooh there goes my man Jyaku ready to kick some ASS

🥺😭💞

Baki really just forgot his mom eh, thought you were getting stronger for HER smh

Oh Jyaku vs Retsu? Nvm Jyaku i can only hope Retsu is nice w you

I like how most are like, confused over who to cheer for lmao

I know he won't make it but I'm cheering for Jyaku btw i like him more <33

Chapter 214

Love that title, can't believe Jyaku is gonna ask Retsu out 😍 /j

He really is just honest Igari

I love that he apologizes

Chapter 215

OJFOYDITDISTOTDG

HIS FACEEE THIS FUCKING CLOWN 😭😭😭

THIS IS JUST SO FUCKING FUNNY

Chapter 216

Burgir

GHZJDUDDRHD THEY ARE SOOO MAD

That smile so cute...

Jyaku is a king

Love it when Retsu throws that pose, though y'all know why

HDGSSGSGF you are coming to Japan wether you like it or not 🔫

Chapter 217

Finally Jyaku got serious too

WITH HIS TOES 😭

King is just obsessed i luv him

HEHE HAIRY LEGS

It does seem like Jyaku is trynna confess his love jfnshdshdf

Chapter 218

I remember i almost laugh cry with my dad when we saw this

His damn beard... 💔

THE HAND OF THE TRAITOR

He has a good point

They be calling my man Jyaku a masochist noooo yfjdhdgs

Chapter 219

Okay seems kinda into it <:/

Old man? He doesn't look that old Baki :/

That was so smart 🥺

Chapter 220

Retsu calm down please you are gonna break his back

Oh my god Retsu, oh my god.

He did apologize at least

Chapter 221

Damn dude be a little more gentle with him

Oh, get was picking him up, okay

FR FR

🥺🥺🥺

FARHDHDYFTH THE KINGGG

Chapter 222

I love how everyone completed him (except Yujiro but not surprising), these warriors are such a good team

I want to eat an apple too now

That was fast

I got distracted watching a vsauce react video sorry

Okay I'm glad a comment actually mentioned Sik

Chapter 223

Had to take a uh idk 5 hour break bc lights went out :/

Feet be fuming lmao

Ohhh that's a cool analysis

Chapter 224

What a good punch

That "please",,,

Poor Li man, having to see his brother DIE /j

No, Viêt Long, i have not been hit by a truck before.

Chapter 225

It's so funny how Jyaku lost bc he fought a main charac and only those win

Sad day for the Chinese citizens

Mf got tits in his back

This is gonna be so goodddd

Chapter 226

Look at the size of his tits, the slut

INSTAGRAM INFLUENCER POSE WOOO

These two are cool fighters

Chapter 227

Old man showing skin

His smile is so fucked up lmao

Chapter 228

Baki what the FUCK are you wearing?

I just remembered when Hana did a flip, that was so good

Retsu babey 🥺

I love how confused Yujiro looks

Chapter 229

Hey, i recognize that name...

Kaku just too op

Yujiro you are gonna pop your testicles if you do that with your leg

Chapter 230

God that's such a good threat

Love Retsu's confusion

Damn bitch you saying we gotta keep up w this whore cuz you were too slow? Ffs Kaku 😢

I love when you can tell someone is still hanging around just quietly by seeing their response in a comment

Chapter 231

God this just feels so good, to see Yujiro actually scared 😍

YOOO THAT'S POG

Chapter 232

I wanna finish this book and start the next one grrr

This fight is so satisfying

That last bit is so cringe but whatever that's okay

Fight so controversial comments were deactivated

Chapter 233

Itagaki hincha de boquita el más grande? 😳 /j

Okay yeah it IS just rude

Hohoooo shit getting nice

Chapter 234

This asshole lmao

Yuji-chan really went "how many times do i have to teach you this lesson, old man?!"

Mfs be doing Jojo references in the comments lol

Chapter 235

GTFO WITH THAT LOGIC RETSU IM SORRY CHINA IS LOSING BUT GET LOSTTTT AJSGAJGS

Ffs Kaku you are doomed 😢💔

Yujiro so strong my mouse disconnected

Chapter 236

Abs in his back...

Crying and shaking that is NOT true

DON'T FEED HIS EGO, KAKU

LIONS CAN BE KILLED BY TIGERS TOO!!!!

I thought Yujiro was bleeding for a second there smh

Chapter 237

OKAY YEAH IT IS HIS BLOOD ITS COMING OUT OF HIS NOSE ITS NOT MUCH BUT HE BLED

THE HEAD APPLAUSE

HE'S SO UPSET LMAOOO

Yujiro surprised is good shit

GSJDUFTHSTD

KAKU YOU LEGEND LMAO

Kaku has boyboss energy

Chapter 239

This cover almost gives me a stroke

I love how they all just shat their pants

These minor Chinese characters were so good tbh, sadly i don't think they will ever return

Don't worry Retsu, we the viewers have seen a man revive before

King i don't think any of us understands

It really is

CAN MEN IN THIS FRANCHISE JUST OPEN BOTTLES REGULARLY?!

Oh my god i though Yujiro was sitting on the air for a second i almost cry 😭

Coca cola must have paid Itagaki /j

Chapter 240

Oh so the Kaioh part takes the name, not the surname

...is Yujiro wearing a floral shirt? 😭

I LOVE THAT ENDING SO MUCH 🥺😭

Jyaku has his eyes fixated on Retsu eh, proud of having him come to Japan lmao

Chapter 241

HORRIBLE fit Baki

CHILDHOOD SAGA PART 2? 😰

Jk though i do miss Yuri 🥺

Oh hey Jr

You gonna fuck his girl, bro?

Chapter 242

So straight forward lmao

I'm starting to appreciate Baki's feminist ass every day even more

AAAA GRANDPAAA 🥺🥺💞

This page didn't allow me to call two mfs virgins smh, 1984

Chapter 243

Grandpa they shrunk you

Chapter 244

Kings idc about this

Okay true but also he's 70 dude pls... Though idk if this guy will go thru worse than Jack lmao

Such a nice lad

Chapter 245

Baki being such a feminist icon is so meaningful considering how his parents were,,,

MY MAN IS BACKKK AND AS DAPPER AS EVER

Doppo he's called Ali Jr how are you surprised?

OH MY GOD I JUST REALIZED HIS EYE PATCH HAS A PATTERN THAT'S SO COOL 🥺🥺😢💞

These men love throwing their glasses eh

Chapter 246

If only Igari and Toba had done this lol

OKAY THATS COOL I LIKE THAT

Me lo re devaluaron a mí pelado eh

HEHE OOOOH NICE 😳

Scenes that give me a boner

CHU...

Such a good callback...

Chapter 247

My man got serious, sweet

Doppo has been trying out his luck a bit too much like he's been betting with his life an uncomfortable lot like king do you need to talk? Are you okay? First asking Gouki to kill him now this like, is everything alright Doppo?

YEAH A BIT FUCKED UP TO THINK ABOUT

I love that blocking technique

OSHWOWHIWWH "gay ass Orochi, out of option so he touching dick" SHUT UPPP 😭😭💀

I really wish he got kicked in the nuts again see if he's still using his technique

Chapter 248

Poor guys thought he was bout to get murdered

A kiss? 😏 /j

When i saw this in the anime i actually thought Orochi was going to die, i was gonna get sooo angry

Chapter 249

What a way to cockblock em

Feminist icon

Jack is that the only sweater you own?

Chapter 250

I have been thinking of that scene of him eating the whole steak a lot

Jr like 🥺

Imagine being stupid enough to tease Jack like, i get he defeated two masters but they are NOTHING compared to this monster

Imagine jack just smoked some weed right there lmao

Jack needs to bite people more

Chapter 251

My shitty ass son gave me parkinson's

Jack that's not how human anatomy works what the fuck did Kureha do to your body spine?

Chapter 252

DAMN JR WHAT A FAT ASS

Looked like Jack was going for a handful

Those techniques must fuck your neck up so bad

Okay Jack you are going a bit far now don't cha think?

Chapter 253

You are tempting your luck sunny boy

Look at that, you pissed him off!

You cannot just know out jack hanma bro

HHH

This was so stupid yet, unironically, iconic

Chapter 254

Bruh i thought it said Pog 😭, ain't manslaughter poggers Mr Hanma?

OKAY THANKS JACK

Such a simp he downed that coffee cup

Grandpa put here cockblocking

Chapter 255

"no he didn't >:/"

These two masters are a pair of fucking idiots like understand this i love my grandpa and i love my man but mfs have to take the L for this one time sksgwjgshgw

Gouki bro my senses gonna shut down if you put your sucks against the dirt again OUGH sensory hell 😭

FOR FUCKING REAL JR

STOP ENABLING THE OLD MAN!! WKSGKSGSJSHDD for once I'm on Viêt's side 😭

Chapter 256

Hoho Gouki out here getting a panty shot 😳

Grandpa i love you but this was unnecessary

Chapter 257

Kozue should wear a Korn tshirt

GET HIS ASS KOZUE

OWHWLWGISGSJWG 😭😭 MF JUST STANDING THERE LIKE A FREAK I LOVE HIM BUT I HATE HIM SM!!!

Love how consistently round his hands are, king got no knuckles

HEY DONT CALL MY MAN A FREAK KOZUE

King hasn't changed his clothes ever since i see

His shoes look so nice...

OKAY OKAY HE HAS A POINT AT LEAST, HE AT LEAST ACCEPTED HE LOST BUT HE'S STILL BUTTHURT FROM IT SKSGAJGS BUT HE ADMITS IT!!

Doppo i love you but shut UPPP you lost get over it!! You are just going for the rematch bc you have the higher ground against a injured guy!!! Like Shibukawa didn't have time but you were already getting serious!! Hhhgrrrrrr doppo i love you but I'm going to bark

Hehe nvm he still hella fine... keep talking king 🥴

This was so mean of him sjsgwjwg

Chapter 258

Low-key starting to believe these two mfs plotted against Jr sjshsj

THAT FACE AKSGWJGS just 😐

If i didn't know you would get your ass handed in a plate i would be a lil mad he's planning on being that savage

He has been thru worse, sunny boy

Niceee

Tbh. I don't care anymore. Doppo is in the wrong, but GOD I'm a simp and i love seeing him fight 😍😍🥴

Yeah a comment mentioned it, we all were on Jr side until he threatened to kill Doppo Orochi like, even if not everyone here is as horny as me we all like an og fella

I also love how the prisoners really changed them all, the scars (both physical and mental) those 5 left will be remembered lol

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