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#hey y’all#it’s me#ya girl#skinny penis#i am so sorry for not being here i’ve been dragged weenie first into the fantasy realm again#i’ve finished off a book series and started another and all i can think about is dragons and fae and fantastical things#all i’m saying is if anyone wants to have a date on the back of a dragon with rhea hmu
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Why would you need half of their imagination, when you have the whole of your imagination. that’s the best one there is see, just think of the possibilities for example imagine .
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you just thought of something there didn’t you? now use it!
Create it!!
Make it!!!
Think it!!!!
PONDER IT!!!!!
Series of sketches of this magical Fan Character Duster Bunbit from that one off fan comic 'lois in coat-land'
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listening to music in honor of Apollo
watching vine compilations in honor of my poor mental health
#my favourite vine is the “hey its ya boi skinny penis”#apollo devotee#apollo#pagan#paganism#witchcraft#deity work
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tf has given us many great characters to thirst over, many great sexy robots
but i feel like there’s not enough appreciation for the true gift of tf
✨ the milfs ✨
Dot Malto (TFE) and June Darby (TFP) ft. my oc Carla Martinez (also TFP)
#ey it's your boy skinny penis#back at it again#artblock can eat my ass#transformers#transformers earthspark#Dot Malto#transformers prime#june darby#TFE#TFP#Carla Martinez#my oc#my art#doodle
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okay, I'll say it! some of u have really fucking boring taste in porn
#omg is the penis going in and out of the cleanly shaven skinny pussy??#this is what does it for y'all? seriously#lmfao#i get to be a hater its my blog#listen im not opposed to vanilla sex or missionary irl but like#is this what u jerk it to????#like im tired of cishet thin yt ppl having zoomed in missionary#clean shaven at that#seriously give me some choking and biting and blood and rape at leasssttttt#okay im done
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penis pole
penis wins no matter what. to me
#everyone heres like haha penis#but then theyre like noooo the balls are too skinny#AND IM LIKE#YOU GUYS WILL CALL ANYTHING PENIS#worm chat
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im a firm stratfordian but i do think its a little insane that his name was will shakespeare. if you think about it for half a second.may as well have named him Dick Jackoff like come on
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I think im getting the hang of this now
#cross stitch#crafts#live laugh lobotomy#the hail satan and skinny penis are gifts and honestly im kinda sad to give em away#ill probably just end up making more of them at some point bc i need more art#my fiance didnt have much wall art when i moved in and most of mine is in my vinyl room in the attic
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Getting reaaaal tired of my friend's subtle transphobia (particularly transmisogyny). Cis women redirect your insecurity somewhere else and stop going after trans people challenge failed.
#why is it always the 'i'm not a feminist 🙄' cis girls too#like girl i know boys were rancid to you in high school and you never got over it#you think they are gonna treat you better for coming after other girls who are trans or plus size or whatever else you've decided is cringe#good thing i only see her occasionally but unfortunately ig tells you if someone you follow likes a post#so i see all the memes of the 'surprise penis' type#it's def an envy type of thing for her#like seeing trans women be more conventionally attractive than she has been made to feel in her whole life#or seeing plus size girls confident when she Knows she isn't skinny herself but not fat either#so she has to consume memes that put them down and mock their happiness#wish she had get better soon#transphobia mention#transphobia cw#me.txt
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HOW AM I MEANT TO STAY SANE WHEN I HAVE JUST SEEN THIS???? LIKKEE??? HELPPPPP!PP!>!>!?!?!?!?!J!HIWU!??
#FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?????#I'M NTO OKAY#THIS IS#NOT OKAY#IM SPIRALLING#they all.. look.. so pretty#SHINJI MY SLIMY SKINNY PENIS CODED BF LETS FUCKIN GO???? god#i live for shinji crumbs#i LIVE for them#RANGIKU.... SNIFFLES#the lil rukia and renji scene we got... tears in my eyes#rukia... my baby girl....#puts her in bubble wrap#imma keep u safe queen i promise#anyway#ICHGIOGOGOODJEHEHAHEHEHHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHAHEHEHAHEHEH FUCK????????#passes out#IM GONNA PASS OUT
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Ryan Magee skinny penis moodboard?
ryan magee skinny penis moodboard make it my legacy
#the bed is empty bc he doesnt pull w his skinny penis#this is like half a joke half not bc i rlly did spend too much time on pinterest tryna figure this out#so anon i love U please appreciate this#moodboard#asks
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Oh my GOD of course its fucking Skinny Penis Ungust thats involved in the trafficking ring
#ffxiv#a third realm reborn#pardon my french#but he really does give Skinny Penis White Boy#Bet he listens to Eminem and no other rap artist
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Feel free to shitpost my askbox I’m kinda emo and got horrid sleep. Just no actual pooping in my askbox it will be flushed deleted.
There is a difference between shitpost and pooping in my askbox!
Also since I’m emo: Aegon alert
Also also read the tags for a laugh
#I’m so happyyyyyy#having a bitch fit in 4k#I take pictures of me when I cry to laugh#4/4 of these were caused by men#3/4 caused by not Robert Smith of The Cure#2/4 caused by the ex#1/4 caused by a guy with a skinny penis
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This shit lives in my head rent free and has resided there since its creation.
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