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#hey y’all#it’s me#ya girl#skinny penis#i am so sorry for not being here i’ve been dragged weenie first into the fantasy realm again#i’ve finished off a book series and started another and all i can think about is dragons and fae and fantastical things#all i’m saying is if anyone wants to have a date on the back of a dragon with rhea hmu
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Why would you need half of their imagination, when you have the whole of your imagination. that’s the best one there is see, just think of the possibilities for example imagine .
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you just thought of something there didn’t you? now use it!
Create it!!
Make it!!!
Think it!!!!
PONDER IT!!!!!
Series of sketches of this magical Fan Character Duster Bunbit from that one off fan comic 'lois in coat-land'
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sometimes when I'm bored ill go onto reddit and create a one time use account and then go onto r/cock and r/penis and make fun of mens penises for fun. i feel bad about it sometimes but i know im doing the right thing
"perfect dick" and i open the picture and it's genuinely the ugliest thing i've ever seen attached to a man that needs to be hung for having a penis so ugly. you're doing the lord's work nonnie
#>#askbox#how can your penis be 4 different colors and that skinny with such an ugly tip#please just die🙏🙏🙏
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listening to music in honor of Apollo
watching vine compilations in honor of my poor mental health
#my favourite vine is the “hey its ya boi skinny penis”#apollo devotee#apollo#pagan#paganism#witchcraft#deity work
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okay, I'll say it! some of u have really fucking boring taste in porn
#omg is the penis going in and out of the cleanly shaven skinny pussy??#this is what does it for y'all? seriously#lmfao#i get to be a hater its my blog#listen im not opposed to vanilla sex or missionary irl but like#is this what u jerk it to????#like im tired of cishet thin yt ppl having zoomed in missionary#clean shaven at that#seriously give me some choking and biting and blood and rape at leasssttttt#okay im done
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penis pole
penis wins no matter what. to me
#everyone heres like haha penis#but then theyre like noooo the balls are too skinny#AND IM LIKE#YOU GUYS WILL CALL ANYTHING PENIS#worm chat
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I think im getting the hang of this now
#cross stitch#crafts#live laugh lobotomy#the hail satan and skinny penis are gifts and honestly im kinda sad to give em away#ill probably just end up making more of them at some point bc i need more art#my fiance didnt have much wall art when i moved in and most of mine is in my vinyl room in the attic
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Getting reaaaal tired of my friend's subtle transphobia (particularly transmisogyny). Cis women redirect your insecurity somewhere else and stop going after trans people challenge failed.
#why is it always the 'i'm not a feminist 🙄' cis girls too#like girl i know boys were rancid to you in high school and you never got over it#you think they are gonna treat you better for coming after other girls who are trans or plus size or whatever else you've decided is cringe#good thing i only see her occasionally but unfortunately ig tells you if someone you follow likes a post#so i see all the memes of the 'surprise penis' type#it's def an envy type of thing for her#like seeing trans women be more conventionally attractive than she has been made to feel in her whole life#or seeing plus size girls confident when she Knows she isn't skinny herself but not fat either#so she has to consume memes that put them down and mock their happiness#wish she had get better soon#transphobia mention#transphobia cw#me.txt
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HOW AM I MEANT TO STAY SANE WHEN I HAVE JUST SEEN THIS???? LIKKEE??? HELPPPPP!PP!>!>!?!?!?!?!J!HIWU!??
#FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK?????#I'M NTO OKAY#THIS IS#NOT OKAY#IM SPIRALLING#they all.. look.. so pretty#SHINJI MY SLIMY SKINNY PENIS CODED BF LETS FUCKIN GO???? god#i live for shinji crumbs#i LIVE for them#RANGIKU.... SNIFFLES#the lil rukia and renji scene we got... tears in my eyes#rukia... my baby girl....#puts her in bubble wrap#imma keep u safe queen i promise#anyway#ICHGIOGOGOODJEHEHAHEHEHHEHEHEHAHAHAHEHAHEHEHAHEHEH FUCK????????#passes out#IM GONNA PASS OUT
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Oh my GOD of course its fucking Skinny Penis Ungust thats involved in the trafficking ring
#ffxiv#a third realm reborn#pardon my french#but he really does give Skinny Penis White Boy#Bet he listens to Eminem and no other rap artist
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#me talking#diagram of guy with fucked up skinny penis and thin mushroom-esque head#it is cut in half also#bisected for the diagram
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ONE PIECE LIVE ACTION MEN + DICK HEADCANONS & SIZES
a/n. i wrote this last night at 5am while sleep deprived so the further it gets the more wack it gets LOL
cw/tw. f!reader, rough sex, blowjobs, dirty talk, slight exhibitionism, body hair, skinny penis, unprotected sex, for 18+ readers
MONKEY D. LUFFY
— 6.5” but thinks he’s average, so he doesn’t stretch it out with his abilities. not too girthy, but he makes up for it with his unrelenting stamina. it curves up against his stomach and leans left slightly. a little bit messy because he tried to shave it once and nicked himself, so he just settled with the hair. honey-toned towards the base and a deep red at the tip, especially when he’s raring to go.
— he wants to do it in every position, on every surface. he has you bent over the dinner table, one leg up and slamming into you mercilessly. he has you spread eagle in the bathtub, legs locked behind his back as he stuffs you full. it’s almost as if his dick is made for you, the curve perfectly abuses your g-spot as every orgasm overwhelms you, and you’re left a sobbing, babbling mess. he wants to know if he’s doing well, and he gets his answer when you chant “s— so, ah! good, fuck, d— don’t stop!” like a prayer.
RORONOA ZORO
— long, fat and heavy. he’s blessed with a stunning 7.3” length, though if anyone asks, he rounds down to make them feel more at ease. veiny. the mushroom tip is flushed purple, and it’s rests nicely on your tongue!! probably messy down there, he doesn’t see the point in shaving or trimming, but if you ask nicely, he’ll grunt, roll his eyes, and do it for you.
— you insisted that you didn’t need any prep, but as you straddled him, lining up your cunt with his cock, you soon realised your mistake. you have to spread yourself open, face scrunching up, and slowly sink down. he loves the feeling of your pussy walls fluttering as you start riding him. when your eyes flutter shut and your hips stutter, he takes control—holding you tight by the waist and fucking into you until you’re screaming.
SANJI VINSMOKE
— 6.4” and so so pretty. slender, with a pale shaft that leads into a rosy pink at the tip. it curves up and to the right. the carpet matches the drapes. he keeps it neat, though he probably doesn’t grow much hair anyway. he trims it once every few days, but he’ll never admit to it. smells the best AKA smells really clean, like soap.
— he goes crazy when you maintain eye contact and drop to your knees. you take his cock in hand, lifting it to run your tongue on the underside, tracing a prominent vein. you swirl your tongue around his sensitive head and his whole body is shaking, knees buckling as he chases that familiar high.
USUPP
— coming in at 5.8”, he makes up for it in his thick girth. when he jerks himself off, he can barely wrap his hand around it. he’s soooo sensitive that the wind can blow and he’s be hard. fat fat fat mushroom head that’s olive, golden-hued, and always oozing precum. heavy heavy balls. he might be clumsy and inexperienced, but his size alone is enough to make you drool. trims sometimes but only when he thinks he might get lucky.
— his hand grips your hair as you worship his cock, working magic with your mouth. as you jerk him off, you give small kitten licks to his leaking tip, tasting his salty precum. you whisper, “i want you” and before you know it, he has you pinned under him, rutting his thick cock into you desperately. his eyes are fixated on the way your cunt swallows him, and only strangled groans escape his lips.
BUGGY
— sorry buggy simps but he’s definitely a shower not a grower, though he still does comes in at a nice 6”! also, it’s ya boy, skinny penis. built like a tree branch but at least it’s really veiny, AND he knows how to talk you through it. so really, it might not be the most impressive but with his confidence when he’s fucking you? he’ll fuck you out and make you believe he’s 8” and 5”.
— he loves admiring your sopping cunt as it swallow him whole, your princess parts stretching to to accommodate his cock. he likes to fucks you. he presses you up against a window and fucks you from the back, choking you with his forearm and practically purrs, “taking me so well, ya dirty slut, fuckin’ cunt was made for my cock.”
SHANKS
— he doesn’t act like it buuuuuuut monster cock. it’s 7.8”, thick, and curved so much it slaps against his happy trail. let me tell you that when he sun tans, he does it naked. he lathers that horse cock up with sunblock and spreads eagle on the sand, hands behind his head, so he’s bronzed and beautiful. trims when he feels like it or if you ask, he doesn’t really think much about it.
— he doesn’t look like he’s putting in much effort when he fucks, barely breaking a sweat, but he has you writhing, hands gripping the sheets, eyes hazy and choking on your own spit. he knows what he’s doing to you. his thumb finds your clit, rubbing in delicate circles making you cum over and over again until you’re absolutely wrecked. when he’s close, he picks up the pace, grunting heavily, hips stuttering as he spills his seed inside of you. when he pulls out, he takes the time to finger fuck his cum back into you, your body shaking as you work through the aftershock.
#tojiphile#one piece#one piece smut#luffy x reader#zoro x reader#sanji x reader#usupp x reader#buggy x reader#shanks x reader#luffy x you#zoro x you#sanji x you#usupp x you#buggy x you#shanks x you#one piece live action#one piece x reader#smut blog
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It's yah girl, mini fridges
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chamomile ⇢ what kind of things do you like receiving as gifts?
-from me, ya boye. skinny penis
Chamomile: What kind of things do you like receiving as gifts? Why? You wanna send me a present? lol /j I really like homemade stuff, like wildflower bouquets, baked goods, art, little short stories featuring me and my favorite characters, really anything that has time and thought and effort behind it.
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