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hey I was planning another post today but instead let’s talk about how much I love that there’s not really a ‘good’ ending to the companion plotlines in Veilguard. It reminds me of Leliana and Alistair’s plotlines in DAO in that what you choose says more about the player/protagonist than anything
I just finished Isana Negat a second time, and I did the other ending and I thought it was just as good. Like, yeah, Harding does deserve to be angry! They did fucking get everything taken away from them! It’s so painful and horrific; yes you can, and should, be mad! But also Harding prioritizing her very real love for and compassion towards other people is not wrong. It’s just different! It’s just Rook’s friend/lover asking them for advice, and Rook giving it! You know, like in real life except with huge magical rock giants
And okay I’m never going to kill Illario because I think it would make Luca really sad and he has enough problems, Whoops I misremembered this, I don’t think you can kill Illario actually. I love that for Luca <3 But yk, I’m probably still not going to imprison him. but I can see it! Because the cycle has to end, right? The violence and infighting of the Crows endlessly attacking each other over power is part of what allowed the Antaam to get a foothold in Antiva, because there was like a double agent or something (if I’m remembering right from Tev Nights). Some kind of ending needs to be made to this endless violence. And I suppose it depends on how retributive Rook is, which is a great question to ask of the player (one that is asked repeatedly throughout the game). It’s not like Illario didn’t do anything, you know! He probably deserves punishment. But Rook, as they always can at various points, can be merciful, can choose absolution. Wow no, I’m glad I was wrong I love it more like this.
And oh boy, I LOVED the ending of Emmrich’s quest, don’t even get me started! Like!! I thought it was going to be ‘well obviously we HAVE to save Manfred’, but how Emmrich talks about accepting his death and his sacrifice convinced me! I was like alright man, this is a real choice! I actually did make him a lich last time (made a lot of sense from a Watcher perspective, imo) and not only was the cutscene sick as hell, but the follow-up was so funny and I got some really sad Spite dialogue which fucking wrecked me. It was great— seriously, his plotline is one of my favorites in the whole game.
And Davrin’s! I’ve already expounded at length about how much I like his quest line and how it ties into the Grey Wardens, but I really think both of his options for the griffons are so workable, because you know the Grey Wardens, especially under Antione and Evka, aren’t going to hurt those little guys again! But also the scenes with Eldrin are so endearing, and Davrin’s hope for a brighter future for them is so sweet and genuine. It’s hard to pick! It’s about Rook's perspective!
Neve's I'll admit I don't vibe with as much just because of the like 'trust the authorities' angle, but i haven't tried saving Minrathous yet and I think it would be sooooo involving as a Shadow Dragon especially. Because that's what they're fighting for, right? That better Minrathous where they CAN be sure that if they send the insane cultist lady to prison she’s going to stay there? But there’s always the practical consideration of people’s lives being at stake NOW, of Neve needing her friends safe NOW. And just killing Aelia ensures she will never be an issue again. So I can see both angles for sure
And Taash ;-; oh, Taash. I haven’t posted about them that much yet because they make me very emotional and it’s hard to organize thoughts like that. But I really love their quest, and their struggle to define themselves. And look, I know people wanted the option to tell them they could be both, but like as a person who has lived a similar experience, it really feels sometimes like the world is making you choose. It can feel like you’re not enough of either thing for anyone. And there are parts of your identity that you will have to make a choice on, and I think it’s trying to speak to that. I did the Rivaini one, and it’s like… well, they’re embracing the culture of Rivain, but it’s not like anyone is ever going to look at them and NOT see a Qunari. You can’t get away from that. What you choose to do in response is a real dilemma and I think that if you engage with the text genuinely you can see what Trick was doing. Also, there is a really great dialogue from Rook that I think gives more context to the discussion; they can say that they have been many things, and it’s important to take what works from each experience and make it part of yourself. So I don’t think Taash’s plot is trying to make them throw away any of themselves, just defining priorities. (Sorry, that got long. Feelings, opinions about that one)
And I don’t think Bellara’s is obvious, either, especially with how they involve the Nadas Dirthalen in her personal plot. This is a thing that is really emotionally and culturally significant to her, but at the same time it is part of what hurt her brother and ultimately took him away from her. She’s really preoccupied with not causing harm by her actions; she spends the whole game worried about it! And even though Rook doesn’t see the dangerous elements of the repository, that doesn’t mean they’re not there. The puzzle quest you can find in Arlathan proves that other people besides Cyrian were taken in by Anaris. And also, there’s the plot thread they briefly touched on in the last game which is that the culture the Dalish have built, that they have RIGHT NOW, is not wrong. But it’s also important to remember history, even if it’s unpleasant or could be dangerous, which is another thing you can discuss with Bellara during the game. So there’s no wrong choice! It’s just about Rook and Bellara and what’s important from their perspectives.
Anyway it was super refreshing to have these kinds of choices! It reminds me of the best character choices in DAI and DAO, especially, and I’m so happy they carried those things forward and improved on them.
#datv spoilers#veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard spoilers#dragon age#veilguard spoilers#dragon age the veilguard#dragon age: the veilguard#Taash#bellara lutare#davrin#lucanis dellamorte#neve gallus#lace harding#emmrich volkarin
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i miss cd drives. how could you just take her pussy away. likes its nothing
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strider-man... haha. im hilarious (johndave week day 5 - first kiss) alt under cut
#I LOVE JOHNDAVE#AND I LOVE SPIDERMAN#RAHHHH#im normal about them#johndave#davejohn#pepsicola#hammertime#johndaveweek2024#i fucking love them#john egbert#dave strider#homestuck#homestuck fanart#ill admit strider-man was not my idea i was looking up designs to get some inspo and thought that was funny as hell#anywho#loyal tag readers i dont have that much content for you today. BUT#the thought behind this is that like#dave kind of dropped down in front of john like “hey”#in the middle of his rounds#and they chatted#and then he goes leave to leave like “what no kiss goodbye” as a joke#guys it wasnt a joke#neither of them are about to back down from a dare#he definitely fucking absconded afterward though#i fucking love them.#oh my god.#this is probably my favorite post ive ever made actually#im so proud of this
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everything we know about Red vs Blue means that there's a canonically supported reality in which every bit of the rvb timeline that happens post-Freelancer saga is actually just simulations Epsilon is running in WASH's head as he unravels
#true rvb end: wash wakes up in a freelancer medbay with york and north sitting next to him#'hey buddy how're you feeling? that ai sure did a number on you'#'how long was I out'#'2 hours'#'felt like 20 years; you guys both died'#red vs blue#rvb restoration#the ol' it was just a dream cliche#they're actually called simulation troopers because they're part of an epsilon simulation! /s#to be clear this would be a bad ending but it is funny#and I am never not thinking about agent washington#inspired by epsilon showing off his simulations in rvb19#+ my feelings about rvb19#+ a comment made on one of my other wash posts from help-we-are-out-of-chicken-fries#rvb19#rvb spoilers#rvb#epsilon rvb#agent washington
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I have to weigh in 'cause while I am definitely a service-top Erik truther, I do agree with the previous anon who said he could be a sub/top. I think his control freak personality becomes too much at times and he needs to CHILL OUT and relax a little, and the best way Charles can help him do that is by taking control from him in bed and ordering him about, but with Erik still 'topping' it lends the illusion of control while stripping the actual responsibility of decision-making from him.
the council's come to a Rather Unanimous Conclusion oh wow that was easy
#nsft#cherik#snap chats#i did my laundry while making this post hey guys !!!!!!!#the assignment was understood people came to DISCUSS OK THANK YOU TEAM#megatron pfp im afraid ill have to automatically agree by that merit alone. also you Genuinely put it best i think#i could not have made any better notes that really is it. For Me anyhow#'krakoa charles is a twink thats the end of the explanation' dawg im CRYING JVLKJAELVKJEAKLJ real though#on the note about movie!charles tho i think the funny/ironic thing is the only nsft fic i read was where m!charles was domming#cant remember the title all i know is telepathy was involved and erik was in a meeting so naturally it was cinema#that absolutely does not narrow it down in the slightest probably but anyways#thank you for the morning discussion chat it was necessary for my brain worms
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drewposting. part two!!!!!!! (ft. Diana Cavendish)
#skye’s-endless-imaganitories.txt#my art#Hey!!!!! I’ve returned with more Andoryu <33#I’m sorry that my last post was like… last month. My education calls for me………….#But! I’m here now! :)#Andrew is so funny… he’s just… some guy! A dude!#So Idk if you guys have looked at Andrew’s gallery page on the LWA wiki but!#Andy canonically has about 5 dogs!! (One mama(?) and four babies)#Ough he loves them. So much……… In my head he’d give them all like a bajillion little kisses and hold them so close…………#My sister said that he looks like he’s about to cry—#Completely unintentional but I kept it because. Idk her description kinda made it more beautiful??#Anyways. I love Andoryu I love Diana they are like my favorite (ex-)worsties ever!!!! Idk I saw the image on Pinterest and thought of them#Autistic piano enthusiast vs Lesbian magic enthusiast. The ultimate duo!!!!!#little witch academia#lwa#lwa fanart#andrew hanbridge#diana cavendish#Little witch academia fanart#Please don’t tag as the thing that floats on water and has a sail!!! Idk if there even is such a thing but just in case 😓
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had this thought rotating in my mind since arthur had to wear that Anti-Sun disguise. and well. now u see it too
#OH might aswell put this here too#this time CROPPED CORREECFTLLYYYYYYY#ANYWAy i have a whole doodlepage made up of just stupid fuckin arthur comics like this. i just really love him so so so much#HES SO TRAGIC AND SAD AND ROMANTIC but also hes ridiculous. hes so funny. ouh my god.#will today be a 'ramble abt arthur bennet' day. im not sure yet. if it is ill come back to these tags and gut myself#ALSO MY LAST POST STIll stands if u wander into my askbox w a jrwi series n a dream i may share w u a WIP ill never fucken poast#ooouuhooohhh i also take Gentle Requests w a firm NO PROMISES promise. u may influence my actions vaguely#and that is a DIVINE POWER IN YOUR HANDS BOOYYYYYY. TO CHANGE THE WORLD IN SUCH GRAND WAYS.#HAHA HEY IM BACK TO RAMBLE. just a little. anwyay remember when arthur was looking for a hat to wear and chose a cowboy hat#for some reason. hey remember when they were sayin somethin abt how a blood bond makes u think abt the bonder alot.#i had a point here but then my brain went 'the bonderrrrr' and now ive lost my trrain of thought. anyway i hope deacon and arthur f#ight again i hope they fight eachother again. and then mack on eachother crazy style. hey what was that thing deacon was hiding in th cabin#remember that guy he had locked up in there. the guy that said 'help me'. what was that about
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i have to know more....
#HEY I CAN NOW POST THIS#deidara#naruto shippuden#naruto#guy who hasnt seen shippuden drawing shippuden characters that scant few fan interpretations have made Funny to it <-
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pre-holiday leave crumbs
#sk8 the infinity#kyan reki#hasegawa langa#renga#hey. if I give u a bottle labeled wine with somethin else inside. would u drink it#anyways. tomorrow I Travel#The Turbulance evened out alright! so the Traveling could no longer be postponed#three days on da road babeyy (<- shaking and crying)#goin to a market! I'll try to get a new kitchen knife there. will be better than whatever the fucks goin on in our kitchen rn#anyways. post-fic haze has settled in once again I am simply no thought. this will continue for hopefully five hours#until I gotta get up for car time#kinda whittling down the 20yo reki design slowly to get to a point where it feels Correct#20yo langa is already perfect. maybe to nobody but me but I stand the fuck by it#I believe in langa looking like a guy lesbians would hit on by accident in his 20s. I hold myself to it#oh yeah if ur asking. no that was not a cigarette in the first pic. sorry Im a tightass about smoking thats a lollipop#in my head its the pickled mango flavour that alpenliebe already made a hard candy version of here#hard sour candy shell with. chili salt core. it is good (?) but it hurts my stomach (I will not stop eating them)#also if u catch the acc name going outside the panel in the comic. its bc I could NOT leave it at just 'random white girl'#it has to be the full thing I cannot do this fake fictional twitter user like that#literally the only preliminary caution I take for funny comics. nothign else makes sense I dont care. this is necessary however#anyways. it is time for baku to be horizontal and shit. so here we goooo#have a good nite lads! idk what will happen in the next 3 days! will most probably be silent! and then dip pen comms will open again#eat well sleep well! two daysborday until labor day
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This is the single funniest thing I’ve ever seen from an official studio account
#LIONSGATE OFFICIAL 😭😭😭#PLEASE ITS SO FUNNY#WHO MADE THIS#what poor intern made a jigsaw cutsey fancam 😭#hes literally a 70 year old teenage girl ❤️#hey guys its me jigsaw and im here with a new tutorial🥰#this is so fucking funny i cant even process#that the stufio posted it#saw franchise#saw X#saw x (2023)#saw#shoutout to syd for sending this to me its . it’s perfect
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it is here. the final hurrah of the month. for those who've been with me through this, regardless of if you're a follower, my dad, or just here for the Pizza art, i wanna thank y'all for being here and supporting me.
i've known what the last character i was gonna draw would be for a while now, it didn't start this way but the more i thought about it, the more comfortable i felt sharing my stuff more.
so, i'm finally starting to feel good enough to share my OC stuff outside of just this, so here's a little introduction of what's to come.
so yeah. the Pizza Tower completely took over my brain. people have been making all sorts of their own characters and stuff for it; me, i kinda just took a character i already had and Pizza-d her. this is Eyhm (pronounced just "M".)
i plan on making some more drawing stuff for her and posting it every so often, but for now, here's a couple other dumb things i made.
and one more quick sketch i made today. she and Fake are friends.
have a very good Spook Day y'all.
#my art#october 2023#artists on tumblr#oc art#pizza tower oc#i guess. she didn't start out as one but. this version technically is.#i've seen lots of people with their own little pizza guys so. at least i know i'm not alone in this heh#ill post more uhh headcanon stuff and other things later. if people wanna see it.#it's kinda funny though. some people have these real thought-out and cool designed little guys theyve made and. here i am. Cat.#but hey people have been. very nice to me. so i finally feel not as terrified to share my oc stuff.#still slightly terrified but hey. too late to go back now.#eyhm stuff#the original Eyhm post!!!! wheeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
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Elysian by @fintan-pyren
Lady Gisela 1 by @squishmallow36
Lady Gisela 2 by @give-me-caffeine
Lady Gisela 3 by @gayupstraight
#Guys the giselas all look good but god#The process of getting them was so funny#I made that post about it like hey i forgot to assign a gisela#And then i told someone they could do it#Then another one got submitted#And then a third by the person i meant to assign it to got submitted#Like this was such a silly experience#But theyre all really cool! So they all go up there#Gisela 1 2 and 3 <3#Screw the dizznee triplets this is much more interesting#Kotlc#Keeper sexywoman 2023
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GRAAAAAAAH
Wdym.
There is NO tumblr community for my new niche interest?!?!!?!
IT CANT BEeeee ee e e e
*perishes*
#This post is sponsored by my Lets watch all twenty videos (each is 2-3h long) of these ten guys playing a mafia-like game#Or in simpler terms#no rolls barred#nrb#And their blood on the clock tower series#shu talks#maybe its time to lure my friends into it by drawing fanart hmmm?!#I can always say Hey you there this thing not only is hella cool and funny but ALSO improved my english exponentially AND made me SMARTER!!#My brain thinks so logically now OUGHGHGHHHH
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sorry star wars is my new archie sonic
#long sprawling mess of a canon that retcons itself into a glorious mess of worldbuilding and cycles of growth and decay#and then funny guy saves the day !#so so funny to me that OG star wars (e4 ANH) was just a silly little derivative hero-saves-the-princess story#and then lucas reverse engineered DESTRUCTION OF A GALAXY WIDE SOCIETY BY ONE GUY PLAYING BOTH SIDES OF A WAR THAT COST MILLIONS OF LIVES#from a single line saying ‘i served with your father in the clone wars’#like a) clone wars as a phrase. without knowing what it means now. fascinating worldbuilding tidbit i wonder where they’re going with it#b) the OG movie handles the force like it’s *genuinely* a rare mysterious thing no one’s ever heard of. jedi really ARE rare wizards like#arthurian legend n shit. and since then that’s been completely changed into a once galaxy spanning religious order that adopt/rescued#children who were different and kept the peace of a galaxy for better of for worse (h. hey you think more kids had to be taken the more#palpatine + his sith rebirth grew in power bc the darkness welling made it more unsafe and harder for an untrained kid to manage -> more li#ely to lash out -> more likely to be kicked out/abandoned/mistreated unrelated anyway)#c) the OG movie presents the empire as terrifying and unstoppable and then the prequels completely recon it as a shadow of its former self#limping along in a mockery of the republic’s splendor with the remnants of their ships and armies with shittier training and shittier soldi#hm. this is not what this post was about . oops#posts from a galaxy far far away
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#OC#OCs#My Art#My OCs#Didier#GUESS WHO REMEMBERED THEY'RE ALLOWED TO POST OCS HERE AGAINNN#Hi did you know I'm primarily an OC artist and draw Always All The Time#I mostly post them to insta though so if you follow me there and are seeing this again hiiiii#BUT HEY IT WAS MY SILLY GUY'S BDAY!!!#This is Didier he's my favourite little (attempted) world ender#I made him 5 years ago that's so wild??#He's so important to me (I say this for abt 100 different OCs but he's at least in the top 25)#ANYWAYS ENJOY THE FUNNY OC CONTENT maybe I can get myself to upload more....... we'll see
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This is really stupid but the idea of Fred doing Fox's surgery is so funny to me for no reason.
#no main tag#fred gets the power to do everything via lobotomy and uses it for trans affirmation. what a guy#I'm just imagining fox waking up from his coma without memory and being ??? at his new body#I mean he likes his new body but the shock of waking up looking completely differently throws him off for a little while lol#also I imagine fred probably did phalloplasty the normal way but at the same time. wouldn't it be funny if he did it in an immoral wau#fox: hey I realized I don't have any weird scars so. where did you take the skin?#freddy: yeah so you don't remember rn but... we didn't use your skin...#fox:#fox: WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT ISN'T MY SKIN? WHOSE SKIN IS IT?#fred just didn't want the corpses to go to waste and he didn't want to spend time cleaning fox's arm okay#this has to be the weirdest post I made in a long while#ask to tag#?
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