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tiddy? tiddy.
#huge meme#pecs#muscle#hey babes what’s going on#i’m doing uber again#i made like $200 today but#gas and car fixes#so uh#also the IRS is after your ass for being an independent contractor so uhhh#probably way less than $200 but shhh#anyway love you all xoxo
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How are people gonna take that?
OWEN WILSON as MOBIUS M. MOBIUS in LOKI S2x01
#owen wilson#mobius#loki#mcuedit#lokiedit#marveledit#loki spoilers#yeahhh go off babe#this line SLAYED and so did his look hey there side profile 👀#the most beautiful man in existence...#like yes i absolutely need to hear every take he's got on the tva and what happens next for everyone there#and i need it with the superior s2 hair <33333#also this was before he knew if he'd ever see loki again or not so... maybe some emphasis behind gods are dead idk...#(y'all have no idea how relieved i am to finally get a decent result trying to gif around the terrible filter on this scene lol)#marvel#loki s2 spoilers#owenwilsonedit#dianagifs
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Portrait pains
[First] Prev <–-> Next
#Poorly Drawn MDZS#MDZS#wei wuxian#lan wangji#Alt caption was 'Could the YLLZ Ball?"#Yes; that is a redraw of the 'could jesus ball' art#wwx reaction to the yllz 'charms' is so funny to me#Him going 'UM sorry??? He was a hot babe? What the hell is THIS????' Comes off like he's some fanboy#better yet lwj is *right beside him*#Lwj prob wouldn't have any yllz portraits - no matter how wonderfully painful that image would be#they just aren't accurate enough#Honestly the portraits are such a good diegetic storytelling tool to show us physically how *literally* twisted the image of wwx is#It doesn't hold up to the truth! Its just poorly drawn representations of a deeper and tragic narrative#......hey wait a minute
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(Count)down to Dawntrail. 6/22
To preserve the dawn's light, the heroes journeyed north, Their hearts filled with hope and eyes fixed heavensward.
#gpose#ffxiv screenshots#(count)down to dawntrail#yay vague cinematic shots#'hey what's going on in the cloud nine' 'don't worry about it babe' 'okay ❤️ yay ❤️'#heavensward is tsuna's terrible horrible no-good very bad year#and I MEAN stormblood isn't better but at least she gets some.... closure??????????? i guess!!
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Can we see Meg being a lil jealous of Danny and Mandy's close friendship?
You think Meg doesn't sigh a breath of relief in the fact there's some other poor soul out there for Danny to bother rather than her 24/7
#ask#anon#meg sacrifices amanda to danny's clinginess and vice versa#they are basically his two keepers#meg: hey babe you know who you havent seen in a while? the pig (((: why dont you go see what she's up to--#amanda: get off me youre so fucking heavy. dont you have a girlfriend to lay on. go suffocate her for a bit--
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so i have a vision
what if we were both california porsche girlies living in the fast lane and had a really codependent situationship and then i had an identity crises and didn't like how my life was going and left without a word to fucking arizona and now i've grown past the superficial fast lane lifestyle but you haven't and to each other we are reflections of what we could've been
#have my made up toxic cars yuri thoughts in my head#cause i just listened to all of candice's voicelines n watched all the cutscenes in race o rama#think itd be so funny if sally comes back from whatever vacation she was busy with since she wasnt in race o rama#and shes like hey babe hows the racing academy going and lightnings like oh its going great we got three new students ^-^#'oh wow thats grea-- IS THAT MY EX' 'youre WHAT?'#would be extra funny if mcqueen assumes its stinger or el machismo btw hes not homophobic this is just how he finds out his gfs bi too#cars race o rama#cars candice#sally carrera#talk tag
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opening the group chat for the first time today and there's like 200 new messages because everyone's Going Through It today it seems but one of my friends dropped 'I'm separating from [terrible boyfriend she's been living with for like eight years] for real this time, I just moved a bunch of stuff to my parents' and I'm losing my mind because y'all the subject changed almost immediately HEY HI EVERYBODY ELSE SHUT THE FUCK UP I WANNA HEAR ABOUT THAT???
#'I moved my stuff and my dog' can't leave the pup behind! 'I had to last winter and it was a big reason I wound up going back' HELLO--#was he holding your fucking dog over your head. I will kill the man?????#I DIDN'T KNOW SHE'S TRIED TO LEAVE HIM BEFORE??#I'm-- so-- okay listen. admittedly I am of course simply nosy. of course I am.#but also I have never liked david Ever. justin and I were LITERALLY talking DAYS ago about Worrying About Her being stuck with him#because she moved TO CALIFORNIA with him and he was being a piece of shit then and she had NOBODY out there#and now they're in denver and like. it's his house it's his money etc etc it's a really... logistically difficult situation#but at least she's made some friends in denver and convinced her parents to move out there so she's not COMPLETELY unsupported#like she was in CA#my point is: I'm nosey but I'm also INVESTED. I fucking hate this guy darling I've wanted you to leave him this entire goddamn time#she's talked *a little* about problems with him before but also we've been around him before and he's just generally awful#and it's. like. I'm so so so fucking glad you're moving in with your parents but also. genuinely are you OKAY--#MAN AND ALSO. EVEN IF IT WASN'T 'I HATE THIS GUY AND I'M WORRIED ABOUT WHAT THE BREAKING POINT WAS--'#THIS IS A SERIOUS LONGTERM RELATIONSHIP? IT ENDING IS A BIG DEAL REGARDLESS?? WHY DID WE CHANGE THE SUBJECT SO FAST HELLO#.... actually I've identified the source of my Wanting More Details#which is: hey babe are you in a phase of this where hearing about how much he fucking sucks shit would be upsetting or affirming.#because I wanna tell you how fucking happy I am that you're leaving him. because he's a piece of shit and you deserve better than that.#ARE YOU IN AN EMOTIONAL SPACE TO HEAR ABOUT HOW I AM SCOOPING YOU INTO MY ARMS LIKE THE CAT SAMURAI MEME.#AND THREATENING THIS MAN WITH A SWORD. BECAUSE HE'S TERRIBLE. CAN I GET A VIBE CHECK THERE. SHOULD I WAIT--
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Kingdom of Ash Chapter 10 Quote highlights:
The soft voice was deceptive—Aedion had learned that these weeks. Perhaps a weapon in its own right, to make people believe him gentle-hearted and weak. To mask the sharp mind and sharper instincts behind it.
As if these troops weren't for their queen, hadn't come for Aelin when she'd called. As if the Bane served anyone else.
Ren blew out a breath toward the tent's high ceiling. A large space, but unadorned. They hadn't time or resources to furnish it into a proper war tent, setting up only a cot, a few braziers, and this table, along with a copper tub behind a curtain in the rear. As soon as this meeting was over, he'd find someone to fill it for him.
Had Aelin been here, she might have heated it within a heartbeat. He shut out the tightness in his chest. Had Aelin been here, one breath from her and the five thousand troops they'd exhausted themselves killing today would have been ash on the wind
None of the lords around him had questioned where their queen was. Why she hadn't been on the field today. Perhaps they hadn't dared.
Aedion stopped long enough to greet those men, to ofter a hand on the shoulder or a word of reassurance. Some would last the night. Many wouldn't. He halted at other fires as well. To commend the fighting done, whether the soldiers hailed from Terrasen or the Wastes or Wendlyn. At a few of them, he even shared in their ales or meals. Rhoe had taught him that—the art of making his men want to follow him, die for him. But more than that, seeing them as men, as people with families and friends, who had as much to risk as he did in fighting here. It was no burden, despite the exhaustion creeping over him, to thank them for their courage, their swords. But it did take time. The sun had fully set, the muddy camp cast in deep shadows amid the fires, by the time he neared Kyllian's tent.
"Aedion."
He'd know that voice if he were blind.
Lysandra stepped from behind a tent, her face clean despite her muddy clothes.
He halted, finally feeling the weight of the dirt and gore on himself. "What."
"Is this some attempt to reenter my good graces?" He was too tired, too weary, to bother beating around the truth.
Her emerald eyes went as cold as the winter night around them. "I don't give a damn about your good graces. I care about this army being worn down with unnecessary movements."
She'd been in some small, unnoticed form. Precisely why so many kingdoms and courts had hunted down and killed any shifters. Unparalleled spies and assassins.
She crossed her arms. "If you don't want me sitting in on your war councils, then say so." He took in her face, her stiff posture. Exhaustion lay heavy on her, her golden skin pale and eyes haunted. He didn't know where she was staying in this camp. If she even had a tent. Guilt gnawed on him for a heartbeat.
"When, exactly, will our queen make her grand return?"
Her mouth tightened. "Tonight, if you think it wise."
"To miss the battle and only appear to bask in the glory of victory? I doubt the troops would find that heartening."
"Then tell me where, and when, and I'll do it."
"Just as you blindly obeyed our queen, you'll now obey me?"
"I obey no man," she snarled. "But I'm not fool enough to believe I know more about armies and soldiers than you do. My pride is not so easily bruised."
Aedion took a step forward. "And mine is?"
"What I did, I did for her, and for this kingdom. Look at these men, your men-look at the allies we've gathered and tell me that if they knew the truth, they would be so eager to fight."
"The Bane fought when we believed her dead. It would be no different."
"It might be for our allies. For the people of Terrasen." She didn't back down for a moment. "Go ahead and punish me for the rest of your life. For a thousand years, if you wind up Settling."
With Gavriel for his father, he might very well. He tried not to dwell on the possibility. He'd barely interacted with the Fae royals or their soldiers beyond what was necessary. And they mostly kept to themselves. Yet they did not sneer at him for his demi-Fae status; didn't really seem to care what blood flowed in his veins so long as he kept them alive.
"We have enough enemies as it is," Lysandra went on. "But if you truly wish to make me one of them as well, that's fine. I don't regret what 1 did, nor will I ever."
"Fine," was all he could think to say.
She shrewdly looked him over. As if weighing the man within. "It was real, Aedion," she said. "All of it. I don't care if you believe me or not. But it was real for me."
He couldn't bear to hear it. "I have a meeting," he lied, and stepped around her. "Go slither off somewhere else."
Hurt flashed in her eyes, quickly hidden. He was the worst sort of bastard for it.
She was a stupid fool. A stupid fool, to have said anything, and to now feel something in her chest crumpling. She had enough dignity left not to beg. To not watch Aedion go into Kyllian's tent and wonder if it was for a meeting, or because he was seeking to remind himself of life after so much killing today. To not give one inch of space to the burning in her eyes. Lysandra made her way toward the comfortable tent Sol of Suria had given her near his. A kind, sharply clever man—who had no interest in women. The younger brother, Ravi, had eyed her, as all men did. But he'd kept a respectful distance, and had talked to her, not her chest, so she liked him, too. Didn't mind having a tent in their midst. An honor, actually. She'd gone from having to crawl into the beds of lords, doing whatever they asked of her with a smile, to fighting beside them. And she was now a lady herself. One whom both the Lords of Suria and the Lord of Allsbrook recognized, despite Darrow spitting on it. It might have filled her with gladness had battle not worn her out so completely that the walk back to the tent seemed endless. Had the general-prince not filleted her spirit so thoroughly. Every step was an effort, the mud sucking at her boots.
#Kingdom of Ash#Chapter 10#Sarah J. Maas#no spoilers please#first read#read with me#read along#live catch up#more of the random reading thoughts in tag#hold the line#but SHE kept going#Aedion had won anyway as he’d won everything through sheer will and arrogance (runs in the family?) *she said lovingly*#okay but seriously why is he being such a jerk like I get it but dude no#IT WAS ABSURD#had Aelin been their#their queen#her words#OMFUCKINGG ITS KNOX THIS IS GETTING A WHOLE POST CAUSE I HAVENT HAD A CHANCE TO SQUEAL#also from Perranth so could he know Elide?#also still getting soc thief vibes#I NEED HIM TO MEET AELIN#at DAWN you say#hey google play good graces#it was real for me#okay Lys it’s rep era time babes#Aedion IF A MAN TALKS SHIT THEN SHE OWES YOU NOTHING#all of Rowan’s cousins still there#Aedion a question WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH AN ASS#he realizes he’s covered in dirt because he realizes what an ass he’s being to her#Aelin would be proud of Lys sneaking around… and dissapointed in you Aedion bruh I love you but wtf
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Idk if u do art requests but would u consider drawing Dawn? I’d love to see her in ur style >_<
ive had some art requests rotting in my inbox and i feel bad but i have these low effort dawn doodles!
#can u believe that if u ask me to draw smth that maybe sevral months later i might consider doing it#sorry to this requester but here u go#total drama#total drama island#my art weehee#td dawn#total drama fanart#td fanart#tdroti#‘in ur style’ uhmmm im at the store and didnt know which one u wanted so i got one of each /j#hey babe what size art style u wear 😏#sorry...#also ignore the random writing on the side
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hi
#life update nobody asked for lol#I missed you guys my pookie wookie dookies#I deleted all my social media and life is so great wow#still a lot of mental health problems but I'm finally learning to deal with my emotions and not hate life (wow)#is it bad for me to say I'm so glad I left blr#I will probably never come back here lol but I think (?) today is txt's debut anniversary and since I am the self proclaimed empress of moa#downgrading to a flip phone actually#I unstanned txt and all the kpop peoples too (SHOCKER)#I do feel really nostalgic and sad when I think about them but I think it was the thing I needed most#delulu is infact not the solulu#daydreaming about beomgyu being the new student at my school and being soobin's bestie was never the greatest idea hey#it's so freeing to not care about them and focus on what's infront of me#if you need a sign to start growing out of kpop and start worrying about your own life here it is babe 😭 don't let anybody give you shit#Not to say kpop is bad or anything I just think for me it was getting a bit out of hand#As much as we all make fun of the delulus it's so easy to fall down that spiral when these idols constantly tell you they love you#The parasocial relationship was REAL istg these people felt like my friends#Hueningkai does not give a FUCK about me and he is so real for that#Thinking about deleting this blog but I'm logging off after this so I very well may forget it exists again#But I just wanted to share what's been going on#And I miss you guys a lot#I may have outgrown kpop and tumblr but you all still have a special place in my heart#I miss the good old days 😭 when discord let's me back in I might visit wme#Not much has changed with me but mentally I feel like a whole new person#But I hope you all are doing GREAT#Living your best lives and doing things that make you happy#You owe it to yourself more than you owe these celebrities anything#xoxo savie 😝🤟🤟🔥🔥🔥
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There is a saying that every rebel must know: "If you ever catch the sight of the black cloak, run, as fast as you can and never look back."
#guardian#shen wei#镇魂 guardian#zhen hun#zhenhun#镇魂#fanart#guardian art#good lord i love him very much#Hei Pao Shi#xiao gui wang#young SW is a menace#i wont run babe you can go after me#and i hate his clothes#what even are those layers for!!!???
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I had an Isaac run where it was so stressful my heartrate was at a 145bpm and it persisted for 6 hours. After that, like every day that followed, my heart would just suddenly shoot up to 120-140bpm for an hour if I so much as thought about something I've been stressing over recently. Everybody encouraging me to go to the ER. And I'm just like "Oh please I've actually always been like this, I'm fine." Had to chop down my Adderall dosage. But I swear I've felt like this since high school, but I guess the medicine enhances the feeling and that feeling was ANXIETY.
So, suffice to say, playing The Binding of Isaac™️ almost gave me a heart attack.
#and its not the adderall thats just inducing the heartrate#cause i only got prescribed adderall this year#dad got diagnosed with afib when i was still in school. he rushed himself to the hospital with mom while i was taking a test#i was like what the heck where did you guys go and mom said oh dad was having a heart attack or something and we didnt want to bother you#like WOULDNT YOU TELL YOUR CHILD OH MAYBE YOU WONT SEE YOUR FATHER AFTER WE GO TO THE HOSPITAL BUT FINISH YOUR EXAM BABY#that was like 2020 and we have a couple of those oxygen readers for your fingers and it measures your heartbeat#i out one on for fun im just sitting there at the dinner table and my heartrate was at 120#like i didnt do anything we been stuck at home because pandemic and we just having a nice dinner#and my heartbeat was just thats my resting heartrate. they told me to try the blood pressure thing#average blood pressure but truly my heartbeat was just vibing at 120. mis padres were like oh no maybe you have afib too#babes youre too young to have that. and i jsut said oh is that what it means when im nauseous and have to lie down#i havent been diagnosed with anything. i suspect is tachycardia but no official thing#although i havent seen a cardiologist. what if we pay to get a screening and its nothing#i dont want to go thru all that and let it be nothing. lets wait until its a real problem#when my brother and his family visited just like what two weeks ago he was like#he was sitting on moms exercise bike and said it reads your heartrate#and it did you put your hands on the handle and it reads yer pulse#i told him like oooh let me try. hey brother my resting heartrate is 120 a lot. and hes like. what. get on this thing#and i get off the couch literally resting and lay my hands on the handles#and we see it go up. from 80 to 90 to 100 to 110 to 120 and hes a nurse and my moms a nurse and he says go upstairs and rest#dont hang out here with the kids. and im like ha i already told mom#he said sit there for ten minutes dont do anythingg and were trying again#he got mom to call our doctor and my doctor said to stop taking the adderall which is NOT IDEAL theres worse repurcussions to stop cold#so i cut mine in half. cause i had a dosage of 20mg and i almost fainted at work. we died the dosage down to 15#but after all that i cut my 15 down to 7.5 cause hey i cant stop cold but i can ween myself#brother said i shouldnt be taking adderall if im not doing anything that requires focus. but im like i need focus to live man#look at how much ive been drawing...i mean its only in like hour long intervals but its productive#so theres that. i can feel my heartrate already up but i guess its just a thing with me...anywho#doodles#the binding of isaac
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MY GOOD BITCH
I'm rewatching SY for research for my own fic (and absolutely no other reasons) and now I'm like...wait, in the aasimar au is Riz going to end up tied up with the rest of the celestials??? Like imagine Riz finds the stuff they need for the tinctures and then Kristen has to watch him vanish, dropping it to the ground, as Kalina is rending her apart
I AM GOING TO DIE
hello my love!
I plead the fifth about anything and everything related to the celestial garden!
I'm not saying my beta @actual-sleeping-beauty is far ahead of you all in the draft and she is yelling at me about this exact thing butttttt...
yeah, no spoilers, but rest assured the forest of the nightmare king is going to go a little differently in aasimar au. Kristen and Riz are having a Bad Time. it's gonna be fun!
#aasimar au#all of the people who have remembered the celestial garden so far crack me up#because all of you are like “hey ella babe what are you plotting???���#and I'm just#:)#congrats to all my lovely friends getting a good grade in anticipating The Horrors!!#and yes I am going to kill you with them#ella'sasks
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cannot believe that in 2007 the eighth doctor adventures writers just decided to put toxic yuri in their show. they did that for me
#not me going insane over 2 minor recurring villains#but literally what the fuck is going on with the headhunter and karen#what if an amoral assassin and a normal office worker decided to become partners on a whim & now they time travel and commit crimes together#like what?????#the headhunter could not give less of a shit about other people and doesn't think karen is useful at all and yet just keeps her around#and karen's like yeah she hates my guts and also she makes me kill people. it's a laugh though can't complain#and i'm just meant to be normal about that?????? huh???????#also the way they both just flirt with lucie every time they see her is so funny#karen's like hey babe!!!! how are you!!!! do you want to join us!!!! while holding a knife to lucie's neck shdjshs#while the headhunter's like ah lucie miller the thorn in my side [saves her life] this means nothing [saves her life] you disgust me [saves-#doctor who#big finish#i've finished s3!!!! whoop!!!!#my thoughts are why does lucie miller keep getting turned evil and can it keep happening bc it's hot. who said that#my only issue with this format is that it's very adventure based. which yeah it's called the 8th doctor adventures#but i wish there was more breathing room for lucie. the doctor keeps being all sad (fair his life is awful) but lucie's going Through It#and never gets a chance to really process anything#also the retroactive continuity errors make me laugh#'i'm 900 years old' no the fuck you're not! you still have the time war yet buddy!#i like to think they're just signs of 8's swiss cheese memory#i hope there's books set in this era. i'm sure nobody will be able to tell me bc they gave up 20 tags ago agdkhsjshsjs
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canon divergent AU where OG! Bianca and Ailette's deathdates were later, so Cardinal Cartelyena only visits the Gilette Mansion and brings Ailette to the Vatican some time after the Day of Sacrifice, after the mess caused by the Toy Mansion is settled.
There's two ways this AU can go:
1. Ailette meets a heavily traumatised Tesilid who watched his roommate kill everyone else and then himself.
2. Ailette doesn't cross paths with Tesilid. When the 17th starts, they do not have the pre-established trust that they have in canon. Ailette is playing on ultra-hard mode, as if being in an SS-class world wasn't already hard enough. Tesilid also has no reason to pretend to be nicer than he actually feels like being, so their dynamic is also very different.
#a transmigrator's privilege#the perks of being an s class heroine#not childhood friends au#SPOILERS IN NEXT TAGS#dont forget reed! ☺️#he has no reason to hold back w ailette#as far as he's concerned she's just a saint who should have shown up from the start but didnt#a symbol of the strict order who seems to take actions only to torment him#and actually thats the same for tesilid too lmao#ailette saving him and going. hey. what the fuck. why's he looking at me like that#was the protagonist supposed to be like that???#her 10 years of building a character profile of 17th going down the drain in an instant#they probably figure things out soon tho bc tesilid has no reason to hide#ailette: aw man i want to be in one of the late regression timelines#me: (rolling up sleeves) i got you babe#i do wonder if in this case whr ailette never met him before. if she would have still thought of him as primarily a character#its 50/50 to me bc i think she stopped seeing ppl as characters when she befriended bianca and lived w her family#like its got nothing to do w tesilid himself i think#but the fact would still be that she wouldnt have seen for herself that hes such a cute squishy kid#like i love the toy mansion arc sm. it does so much for humanising tesilid and his friends#the way theyre in a life or death situation and still squabbling....
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Guys the gay getting to my hy head guys had a whole breakdown over religious trauma and then I decided to respond to the instagram story my crush made to coffee by Chappell roan and I am actually so delusional but like girl in red and Chappell roan I might have a chance should I ask about her boyfriend who I haven’t heard about in months or no
@local-lover-boy I truly tried to follow the advice I swear
@urlocalmanicpixiedreamboy can’t wait to hear your rendition
#Look I’m just saying it’s a little gay#straight girls#Hey Alexa play ‘Good luck babe’ by Chappell roan#I’m a little delusional#Play ”foolish one” by Taylor swift#I’m actually so stupid#sapphic#do we think she’s mad though I didn’t go to her party#what do i do
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