#hevs asks!

[hevexns-realm]

Imagine Nazo and Seelkadoom dating in space- xD

Like a supernatural romance between two traveling creatures from different planets?

YES PLEASE-

It actually reminds me on how after multiverse mayhem, since they don’t have an “original” dimension they come from, they just hop in between dimensions together and mess around in them. They’ve seen many cool, weird, and downright scary things in their travels. Are they going to settle? Probably not. They have all this power and practically live forever, why should they ever settle?

[gordon-freeman-phd]

me (on the chair) and my super soldier friends, im 6 foot 2 btw

[adrian-sheppy]

wait. gorgeous is like. buttass naked in the og series aside from the boxers. how the fuck were they dressed when they showed up in the timeline-

it got weirder........

[hunniegl4zed]

Wait, question.

If patch is scourge reincarnated, and is anni’s little brother, then how would krush exist in the universe without scourge?? 0-0

Cause if it were to be bombs away ending in delirium, then krush would exist most likely. Assuming he doesn’t have krush at an earlier point in time, but patch probably wouldn’t exist unless it was some sort of weird magic thing- 0.0||

New ending for the AU?? 👀

AAAAAA MY HEAD HURTS 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫 But you're right! 👀👀

Krush was born before the whole shabang of the AU came to be. So it would be a little paradox to see his own dad being tiny baby boy again 😬😬

I do be living for the fact that Scourge and Patch could coexist in the same timeline. Calling it the ''Paradox ending'' 🌀🌀🌀

Zonic wants to sent back Patch to his own timeline again, but nope. Nazo and Seelk got attachted to the little fella and they ain't about to give him away easily.

Would be funny too if Scourge would take care of Patch as well, and it would effect him even more. Patch noming down on some apple and Scourge immediantly going: ''Ah, I want apples right now.'' Man is oblivious to Patch being himself so yeah. Goofy times ahead 🎉🎉🎉🎉

[airyesart]

eye of the storm

[mephostophilis]

i really cant get over my griffin mcelroy dentist profile picture shame like it might be the funniest thing to ever happen and it’s mortifying

[cactus-zombie]

The Savior of the world and his two fucked up ghosts

Base by @miss-mossball

ALT versions under the cut

[utopians]

i know we say this every year but it feels like you’ve been 21 for 8 years

IT NEVER ENDS... and I'm not even close to being 22 yet another 4 months still remain... I feel like around the age of 17 I was put in some sort of time prison and now the passage of years doesn't affect my age the way it affects other people

[locksox]

137 DOLLARS FOR PANTS???

I’d better start selling my baking NOW

But, I promise, I WILL cosplay your Tango design

A gorgeous design DESERVES high effort cosplay

we won’t talk how much i payed for mine (200~ erm)

also wtf this is so cool 😭 i won’t hold u to it (not that i even know who u are behind that anon img) but holy shit i will go crazy if you do…..!!!! i wanna see so bad

and thank you omg.. “gorgeous design” 😭<33

[hevexns-realm]

Idk if it actually can happen in your AU, but, would be a scenario of Iris saving Nazo and Seelkadoom from something ever happen?

Actually yes, there is one time Iris saved our favorite villains!

One time, seelka and Nazo ended up getting caught in a weird mad scientist’s trap and getting caught in some weird chaos proof container. He was planning on doing some weird experiments to them, trying to create clones of them. Or at least try to. That is until Iris has noticed they haven’t come back after a couple of hours.

She calls up iblis on the home phone to see if she’s seen them, nothing. So they track nazo’s cell phone, since iris has his and seelkadoom’s numbers on speed dial.

Oooohhhh when she found out they were taken away from her by some weird human, she was pissed.

Eventually they find their location, and Iris just TEARS into the mad scientist’s minions. You think nazo is bad when his friends/loved ones are in danger? Iris is slightly worse. Gods have mercy on the individuals who get her genuinely pissed. Because she won’t bring any mercy once you threaten her treasured friends.

Imagine you’re either seelka or nazo, waiting for the opportunity to bust out, and then see a minion’s torn up corpse get thrown into the lava pool next to you. You’d think it was shadow or mephiles with how that guy was torn apart. You then hear the tapping of red bottom heeled boots, and then see a pissed off Iris all covered in blood, using some form of crystal daggers. She’s not alone either, iblis and aeon came along for backup! 👀

So after a moment of silence of shock, the mad scientist sends out the “clones” that he created from their DNA. Over 3/4ths of the clones were destroyed in less than 5 minutes. Now imagine how Nazo and seelka feel at the moment, watching their practical dream girl covered in blood and absolutely kicking ass.

Seelkadoom: “I have no idea if I should be in awe, scared for my life, or extremely turned on right now-“

Nazo: “you and me both, my sapphire..” -insert the both of them practically swooning in their own way.

The scientist lets them go, and Iris just rushes over to them and gives them both a tight hug.

Iris: “are you two okay, any injuries?”

Seelkadoom: “We’re fine, Iris. I’m honestly surprised that you came to get us.”

Iris: “You’re my friends, some of my best friends.. What kind of friend would I be if I didn’t even try to come and get you? Knowing that one of you could end up hurt..?”

-insert lots of blushing and tight hugs from all three of them-

It’s a very wholesome end, knowing that her treasured friends are safe and mostly unharmed. Iris ends up getting the opportunity to kill the mad scientist, and they all head home.

Hope this answers your question! And if you want to know the inspiration for this sceneee:

[risingsh0t]

HEYYY melina andddd spins the wheel of res evil characters— jill and ALSO carlos :3

goddddd i would love to see it. the hotness of those 3 together? yeah. it might be a bit tricky because she had a hard enough time accepting and admitting her feelings to leon. baby girl has too many trust issues after her lying, deceitful ex. so can you imagine doing that x2? 😭 character-wise, i think having the support of both jill and carlos would do wonders for melina. it'll just be a slow burn!

[dacuslucy]

YOU LED ME TO THE FLOOR EVEN THOUGH I'M NOT A DANCER

ASK 🗣️ ME 💁🏼‍♀️ ALL THE QUESTIONS ⁉️ THAT YOUR PARENTS👨‍👩‍👧 WOULDNT ANSWER ❌ HOW COULD I DENY 🤷‍♀️ A DIAMOND 💎 IN THE ROUGH 🤔

[tacticalhimbo]

okay HIIII 🪩💎 this is really specific but. i want to know ur thoughts cs i’m also crowdsourcing for my own list but— top 5 poor little meow meows in media

this IS so specific, but luckily for you i love hyperspecific shit-

if we're going for the truest definition of poor little meow meow (endearingly pathetic and extremely flawed), in no particular order, i would say:

harry du bois (disco elysium) - he is the easiest answer on this list. i mean. need i say more?

agent 47 (hitman) - i'm sorry but this man is so pathetic in the most unconventional way. like. badass i can do anything and kill anyone and i'm like a ghost mode of operation, if you watch this man's dialog when he's trying to blend in? it's so endearing. "it's to die for" sir you are as subtle as a freight train. he is a meow meow. to me.

tanner greyton (scrutinized) - niche fandom alert! this guy is another top contender for meow meow to me because he's like. the guy ever. cheery disposition stalker and (alleged) serial killer? he literally has a scare in the game where he pops up on your camera feed waving his hands like wallace talking about cheese. he also says, and i quote, "well, this is awkward" before one of his kills. literal GO WHITE BOY GO energy.

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vector hyllus (star wars: the old republic) - another niche answer but listen to me. listen to me! he is so... incredible. imperial (stinky) diplomat (less stinky) who ended up joining an alien hivemind and now talks about himself in plural tense and is one of the most unintentionally funny guys out there? he's beautiful <3

black noir (the boys; tv version) - if earving has no fans i am dead. he has been wronged from the beginning (forced into a masked superhero identity because of racism and the profitability of the corporation he worked for, all the while being abused by said corporation's poster child superhero at the time) and who, from childhood, has vividly imagined and interacted with the characters from the in-universe equivalent to chuck e cheese to cope with moments of emotional stress.

o7 hope this helps with your curation! and ty for the asks btw i love you <3 <3 <3

[bloodskinandteeth]

actually i want desire + wylla, xinbei, AND celia thank u mwah

since i already answere desire for wylla, i'm gonna just do xb and celia :) mwah

desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?

Xinbei is currently conflicted by her two greatest desires. One being making up for lost time in Outworld by reconnecting with her mother and sisters, fulfilling her role as crown princess and helping to protect Edenia and Earthrealm through kombat. Her other more secret desire is to return to how things were before; before she knew her true identity and before learning about the threat to her home and loved ones. 

Although it’s impossible, she most wants to go back to when things were simpler in Fengjian Village with her friends and Madame Bo. Xinbei dreams often of what life would be like having a peaceful future with Kuai Liang but keeps this kind of foolishness to herself. Though on quiet nights and mornings, when she lay with Kuai she will find herself whispering these desires to him in a half-wakeful state.

She would kill for her desires, definitely, because often they’re for the greater good. Hell, Xinbei would sacrifice herself even if it meant those she cared for could live peacefully. As for her secret desire, that would only come true if she had power like Liu Kang, so she tries not to dwell on it.

desire: What's one thing your OC wants more than anything in the world? Are they open with that desire? Why or why not? What would they do to fulfill it?

Celia’s desires are somewhat of an enigma, they change as her need for survival and control does. For many years it was escaping the basement she was imprisoned in, after that her desire is a strange cocktail of wanting revenge on her captor, to control her impulsive bloodlust and, unexpectedly, the approval of Dr. Hannibal Lecter.

Celia’s personality is very secretive, she finds it hard to trust and thus always plays her cards close to her chest even to those want what’s best for her. To a degree she doesn’t even trust herself, and thus isn’t open with her desires unless she’s certain she can get her way.

As far as fulfilling those desires… the thing with Celia is that the beginning of her story is very fleshed out but I haven’t finessed the details of how her arc completes itself, so much of her desires will likely change. Celia herself almost doesn’t know what she wants, which makes it hard to achieve fulfilment. 

[oc-musings]

📻 + leti pls 🥰

Okay, I had to go through her playlist and listen to several to see which one I would choose. I chose:

Ellie Goulding- Love I'm Given

Now, if you look at the lyrics, it does allude to that positive love that can have a positive change in your life. But for the other lyrics, it goes fairly well with Leti's later actions in life. Decisions she's made, actions she chose that had consequences. A lot of which have to do with what takes place during Uncharted 4 and her dealings with Rafe (I could speak forever about this but there's too much analysis. Hit me up in my dms LMAO). She's had to do some growing and changing.

[lustyargonianmaid]

“masks fall off real quick” rich coming from someone who is too much of a pussy ass bitch to come off of anon to be rude on purpose huh. fuck you

it's always the people who hide behind anon that have the most shit to say. i don't even know what fuckin mask they are referring to but i guess im supposed to lay down and take it while being called a terf, unintelligent and whatever the fuck else glib means