#heterosexu🤮

[samandcheesewinchesterr]

the only three genders are actually vampire, werewolf, or zombie

[armandsdivorcelawyer]

Haha imma fuck the cop why not

[yourtwistedlies]

❝ women’s hearts are lethal weapons ❞

val ! ✩ she/her ✩ minor ✩ jason grace’s gf (REAL) ✩ speak now obsessed ✩ gracie abrams lovebot ✩ summer baby ✩ certified procrastinator ✩ professional listener ✩ pathological people pleaser ✩ general amaya’s #1 fan ✩ fitz vacker defender ✩ honorary grammar police ✩ kpop stan (mostly ggs) ✩ my moots’ cheerleader ✩ under the illusion i can write ✩ somewhat smart ✩ cabin 13 girl ✩

dni: if you are racist, homophobic, xenophobic, support kill all ___, sexist, 18+ only, religiophobic, creepy, toxic, or literally just a jerk, please leave!

byi: i swear sometimes!! i also adore using cute nicknames and pet names for my moots!! if you don’t feel comfortable w/ that or anything else, please let me know <33

moots - wattpad - ao3 - carrd - follower event (coming soon ⁉️) - save the children!

•̩̩͙⁺ the basics ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

call me valerie/val or twisted!!

she/her, straight (heterosexual), minor (18+ only acc’s please do not follow), 18+ do not interact unless i interact first or we are moots (on my list or to be added- i am the judge of who is to be added), cancer (zodiac, but i don’t believe in them), Christian (i post about it sometimes), << summer baby, entp (mbti), 8w7 (enneagram), ambivert, slytherin, cabin 13, shade (guys i swear i wasn’t trying to be edgy or smth with the past two and this 😭😭 i took the official quizzes i promise lmao), swiftie, kpop fan, staying up writing until 4am gives me life, purple is the best color (this is not up to debate, only yellow even comes close), proud notes app writer, CATS > DOGS (occasionally my verdict changes), bunny lover, chronic platonic sofitzer, i’m either hyperactive or extremely tired (there is no in between), people say im smart, but sometimes i feel like the biggest idiot ever lmao, and ofc dex dizznee’s much needed publicist (my favorite role of mine ever)!!!

•̩̩͙⁺ music ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

taylor swift, olivia rodrigo, sza, conan gray, alicia keys, emei, gracie abrams, maisie peters, sabrina carpenter, laufey, queen riri (rihanna), adele, beabadoobee, tiffany day, le sserafim, ive, newjeans, itzy, nmixx, stay-c, aespa, everglow, txt (baby fan), illit ＆ more kpop, lizzy mcalpine, pheobe bridgers, nessa barrett, pinkpantheress, claire rosinkranz, lyn lapid, alessia cara, reneé rapp, mckenna grace, and more!!

as i hope you can tell, i like a lot of music :)

•̩̩͙⁺ books ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

pjo, hoo, (never read toa, but yes, ik what happens in tbm), the rrverse, kotlc, city spies, ss (spy school), alex rider (not done with rr), the academy for the unbreakable arts,

and my many other fandoms i’ve forgotten about (dead magisterium fandom oop-)

i’ll add more fandoms as i remember them lol

•̩̩͙⁺ ships ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

rayllum, clauderry (stfu they’re adorable), percabeth (otp energy), sokeefe, dexiana, tiana (yes i know im the most indecisive bitch ever shut up you toad /jjjj i actually love u platonically), jason grace x ME (/j but i do love him lol), and more!!

•̩̩͙⁺ blogs ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

side blog: @yourtangledpromises

taylor blog: @iknowplxces (guys this is so abandoned + has my old intro 🤮 ignore this js trust - august 15 2024 val)

and perhaps more?? (muahahaha)

•̩̩͙⁺ side note ₊˚. ↴ ·˚༘

if you’d like to be added to my moots list, or talk, please tell me (by wonder girls)!!

if we’re moots we’re actually bffs now (you just don’t notice it yet)

if i don’t respond to your ask/tag/rb/literally anything immediately i am not ignoring you!! i’m just lazy or busy and will do it later <33

im your biggest fan btw

1 Corinthians 16:14

with love,

valerie

[thehetrophobe]

"Why do you have to make your sexuality your whole personality? No one cares you're gay."

Yet you fire us from our jobs for being gay.

You go online and spread lies about homosexuality.

You use "that's so gay" for something you dislike.

You make homophobic jokes.

You beat up that trans person for being trans.

You insult that gay person a slur when you are angry.

You laugh when someone insults a gay person.

And so on.

Straight people were the ones who started this whole nonsense in the first place. They saw us— and still see us— as a deviant sexuality. A gross aspect of life they want to block.

They think they're the rightful people on this planet earth. The only ones that should have a peaceful life. And we just let them do so.

I don't know about you, but I'm ready to change that. I want Straight people to be afraid to hold hands, I want them to beg to see representation too, I don't want kids reading books about their filthy sexual business (don't get me started on the Disney princesses), I want this emoji "🤮" under every post with a heterosexual content. Let them test what their villainy feels like. Let them know a world of hurt and fear. Enough is enough!

It's time for the hunter to be hunted.

Fuck defaults!

[umbrellagoaway]

NEW INTRO (the last one sucked)

Name: umbrella (don't ask for my real name you're not going to get it)

Sexuality: STRAIGHT🤮🏳️‍🌈🚫(gay mlm(exceptions: Margot robbie, la muerte and Yellow diamond))

Pronouns nor/mal😒😒 (he him)

Dni: bigots of any form (duh), people who can't handle my sick twisted mind😈🙏 (click here* for more details), Homestucks...

before I get to thin ice I want to talk about Homestuck. this blog (and others owned by me) are and will never be safe spaces for Homestuck fans

The ear trauma I have received from "you can't fight the homestuck" is irreversible

if I catch you, you WILL be stoned, to death, IMMEDIATELY!!

Anyways

thin ice: Omori fans, gay people, people who are the LGB in LGBT, any orientation other than heterosexual

things I'm into / things that I post about: the outsiders, danganronpa, miracle musical, hermitcraft and Gravity Falls

Boundaries don't engage with me romantically don't engage with me sexually don't engage with me homosexually don't engage with me homoromantically, fuck don't even engage with me with me HOMOAESTHETICALLY, don't engage with me anywhere else other than Tumblr and ao3 (if you found my tiktok no you didn't)

My favorite music artists: tally Hall/miracle musical, Tyler the Creator , Kendrick Lamar, Tame Impala, and mitski

Ao3: Umbrella_is_the_reson_you_need_therapy

[lesbianp1lled]

It pisses me off when straight women hear you’re a lesbian then assume you’re automatically going to be attracted to every women you see because of it. And then when they go “Do you have a crush on me? 🥺🤮” it screams narcissism because why do you think everything revolves around you.

Just like heterosexuals, lesbians have a type and preferences etc and aren’t going to be attracted to everyone they meet. Gay people are never treated the same as straight people.

[citadelofmythoughts]

Crwb/y the ever after was the best time to have the bees kiss & become canon because it was just the two of them we’ve been waiting 10 years to make them canon.

Some idiot on Twitter ya it’s still not canon because it happened in the ever after not the real world. Checking their profile was a mistake too not surprising but they say all the girls are heterosexual and ship tauradonn/a & Oz/Oscar 🤮

I wish moving goalposts caused actual physical pain.

Also, this *is* the real world.

I dunno y'all seems real and gay to me.

[mademoiselle-red]

Ugh I just reread the last two chapters of The Friendly Young Ladies and omg the misogyny, the trope of heterosexual sex turning a GNC woman “feminine”, the male love interest’s casual dismissal of a lesbian relationship that goes unchallenged by the woman in the lesbian relationship, a woman planning to walk out on her long-term female partner without even explaining in person, abandoning a stable and affectionate relationship with a woman she adores because sex with a man (that she found enjoyable for the first time, I think) “killed the boy inside her” and now she wants to take him up on his offer to be his “woman” 🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

Like, when the male love interest Joe asks the female protagonist Leo to move abroad with him after one night together, she reminds him that she has a long term female partner, Helen. And he basically says, “oh your partner be fine in terms of financial and material resources if you left her. This won’t hurt her.” And Leo doesn’t challenge that at all. She isn’t even willing to say she loves Helen. Or that Helen would be hurt because she loves Leo. Even though we have spent the entire novel seeing how in love these two women are and how they both enjoy the life they’ve made for themselves. They have been together for years, share a house, finances, and a whole fucking life!

This is the classic “WLW aren’t real/serious” trope! Such blatant lesbophobia 😡😡😡

[perfect-bi-paradise]

I say this as a bi trans person that bi and pan can't "co-exist" because pansexualities entire purpose has been for the last 20 years and still is to this day the erasure of bisexuality and the othering of trans and nonbinary people like myself. Hell the term "skoliosexual" was invented by trans chasing pansexuals to further justify their gross fetishizing of trans people.🤮🤮 Since coming out as trans in 2020 I learned very quickly that pansexuals and also a lot of Omnisexuals (they deserve to be called out too) are big time trans chasers because they don't consider trans people to be human beings.

There is no "bi umbrella" that is a load of garbage made up by biphobic pannies, omnis, poly's etc... on Tumblr in 2012 so they could side step and hide from the much deserved criticism of their biphobic and transphobic bigotry their labels are built on.

Here's the truth.

Pansexuality isn't a sexuality it's a Fruedian term defined as the perversion of all emotional and sexual conduct. It's a paraphilia based on satisfaction of any and all sexual urges that includes sex with animals, plants, inanimate objects, kids, and dead bodies. That's the real reason pansexuality has the prefix of "all".

"Omnisexual" isn't a sexuality either. Omnisexual was a term used by Walt Whittmen as an allegory to homosexuality in his writings. Since the 90's to now it's been bastardised as a label for bigotry against bisexuals and to perversely use trans people as objects for supposed moral superiority when talking about bisexuality.

Polysexual (not to be confused with polyamory) is a stolen polygamy term that has nothing to do with one's sexuality but with how many sexual partners they would have in what we would today call a polycule.

Micro labels are based on ignorance and biphobia, nothing else. If you experience both homosexual attractions and heterosexual attractions (Same and different) than you are bisexual regardless of any personal preferences or lack there of. Have no prefrences? Bisexual. Do have a particular preference. Bisexual. Find yourself having fluid or shifting preferences? Bisexual.

There is only one true word to describe fluid multiple sexual attractions and whether you like it or not, whether you wanna accept it or not, that word is Bisexuality.

[chim-chim1310]

3D is a decent listen honestly. Much better than seven. I think I kinda like the song. I mean it's not a masterpiece obviously but it's a decent listen.

They're back at it again with that Heterosexual, fratboy bullshit. I mean I don't know jungkook's sexuality but it's pretty clear he's trying to push that he's straight. Okay then. I'll take his word for it. But the whole thing sounds so......idk forced? I think that he's trying too hard to be cool which is seriously giving me ick😐

But whatever.

The lyrics are trash. Especially Jack's verse. Like wtf was that?! His verse is so disgusting 🤮 like why? Why?

Anyway. Overall. The song is a decent listen if you ignore the lyrics.

[joseopher]

Guys, I can't believe that some people think that The Atlas Six knife scene, was a little gay, was a little sus among us imposter

THEY ARE WRONG

The knife scene was very heterosexual.

It is STRAIGHT when a man closes a hand around the back of another man's neck

It is HETEROSEXUAL BEHAVIOUR when two men put their foreheads together.

When a man tells another man “I love you. That’s why you can’t turn your back on me, even if you want to." if they still have their socks on it is not ❌❌ gay🤮🤮

Callum is a STRAIGHT icon. Especially for saying, "The truth is I don’t want to hurt you. This, what I’m doing to you, I would never have done it if not to save you. To save us. You no longer wish to trust me, I understand that, but I cannot let you keep your distance. You need to know what my magic tastes like, how it feels, so that you will recognize the absence of it. You need to know pain from my hands, Tristan. You need me to hurt you so that you can finally learn the difference between torture and love."

And there was nothing ❌❌ gay🤮🤮 about Callum holding Tristan against his chest because I remember they said no homo after.

There is NOTHING homoerotic about two men both deciding to kill the other but ultimately choosing not to (because they care for the other too much). Obviously, Tristan didn't kill Callum so they could promote 💯💯straight💯💯 rights together!

In conclusion, THE KNIFE SCENE WAS VERY HETEROSEXUAL

@mossytrashcan

[jadedbirch]

Look, I don't HATE straight people. I just think it's really disgusting, what they're doing, and I wish they didn't insist on being so Heterosexual in front of me and my salad 🤮🤮🤮

[oksurethisismyname]

What are the StrawHats biggest flaws?

Luffy: none he’s perfect shut up

Zoro: in love with a “straight” man

Nami: none she’s perfect shut up

Sanji: performative heterosexuality 🤮 just admit you like men

Robin: none she’s perfect shut up

Brook: his panties obsession

Chopper: none he’s perfect shut up

Franky: speedos

Jimbei: none he’s perfect shut up

[mikereads]

“I’m terrified of roller coasters” Um…

“It’s not too late. We can turn around and leave her now.” Wow Eddie what a heterosexual thing to say….👀 but seriously Eddie break up with her already. Seriously there is always a little truth inside a joke just saying. Also it’s just about s’mores which in itself is odd she’s never had. Like everything else about her is off.

“You two aren’t going anywhere”… wtf like yes it’s a joke but literally no the way this scene was so awkward like everything was said aloud how they truly felt but said in a joke so it’s okay… right 😬…. Yeah no Eds! Also damn girl leave them alone he’s not that into you Jesus. Eddie/Ana had no chemistry so to say Eddie has even less with Marisol is saying something there is literally nothing there not even like oh a good friends vibes and we are supposed to think they are dating… no ma’am. If someone told me they just met and were strangers I’d believe it. This little game also proved he knows nothing about her… you don’t know me huh you don’t say.

Also the way she hugged them like girl let my boys go but also wtf loosen your grip. Like this is literally Marisol with Eddie and Chris

I know they won’t last but the way they are trying so hard and making it even more awkward. Also the forces laughs like Eddie sweetie 🥴 no just no

“Everything’s fine I promise” he says as he lies through his teeth. Like okay I’m not gonna lie not a fan of this storyline seeing someone that’s identical to his dead ex wife sorry not sorry it’s way to soap opera to me but if it gets Eddie to realize they had a bad relationship/ marriage and stop romanticizing it okay good finally like enough

Also I’m sorry but people saying Ryan and the actress that plays Shannon has chemistry like where? Is the chemistry in the room with us because nope. Eddie and Shannon were never good together/ supposed to be together but now this proved that they don’t have good chemistry even outside of the characters because now she’s someone else and well it ain’t it. (Yes I’m biased I don’t want Eddie with anyone but Buck but the two can coexist)

“Are you looking for anything specific? I’m not sure” the way this says so much about where Eddie is in his life and what he wants. Also she’s so freaking corny like yes she’s making a sale but also um no pls stop

This is our best selling candle it smells like nothing and coasts a hundred bucks it might also burn your hand but whatever

“Do you trust me? I don’t know you.” Like I know this is supposed to mean something big to Eddie and it cuts deep on the trust thing but also this relatively is just a woman trying to make a sale because she’s a sales woman and this isn’t Shannon so it’s honestly really just him getting closure and sorry can’t help but remind me of Buck and Abby and how she can back in s3 but also how he got with Taylor because she reminded in of Buck 1.0 in s2 but also reminded him of Abby because of her red hair (absolutely nothing else)

“Oh no uh just me and my son Christopher. Single dad” literally just proved in one scene, sentence that him and Marisol are done literally giving her the Ana just friend treatment and worse cause he didn’t even mention her at all and the sales woman gave him the opportunity when asking who he was shopping for a friend or girlfriend etc…

It’s also interesting how this episode has so many call backs. Maddie and the call which goes back to Doug (more on that) also the call she had in s3 and how she flinched when Chim placed a hand on her shoulder.

Maddie and Eddie having flashbacks of there abusive exs and yes it’s different abuse but still

Them recreating the Eddie/Shannon sex scene is sick I can’t 🤮 I barely wanted to watch it the first time around but the significance to Eddie. Still sneaking around but for a very different reason. I swear if he has her sneak out the same way I’m done. Like so many thoughts not only is he trying to relive and romanticize what they had but he also knows his current relationship is bad for him so not only is he trying to ruin it on purpose but he’s going back to bad behavior and this time it not only adds another level to it cause he’s actually cheating but so much as happened since then.. like she died! And it’s not her - oh wait it’s him imaging it as he sits with her which somehow makes it even worse?

Eddie it wasn’t incredible stop lying and yes it was unexpected sir wtf but also the way this sort of in a way mocks the storyline the first time around and how him sleeping with Shannon the first time around was unexpected not in the way of storytelling it’s sadly been done so many times but for Eddie it was unexpected

“When no one else is home!!!” Did I call it or what huh

“Recreating the moment? Looking for a new wife” oh come on especially out of context. Which ends in a car crash oh come on. Tim did this all on purpose to remind us of who Shannon actually was and not Eddie’s romanticized version of her. ( clarifying she wasn’t as bad as Doug or this guy but she also wasn’t good) for the last time stop comparing how she left to how Eddie left it isn’t the same thing

Buck slamming the guy to the floor must have been cathartic.

Good Cop vs Bad cop callback but also to have a Henren family scene to then go to the Buckley-Diaz family I see you show

Henren family scene > Buckley Diaz > Madney family scene really oh come on

Oh Eddie back to your old mistakes. Sorry but this just proves him and Marisol will be over before the season is over. We knew they were breaking up but now we have an idea it won’t be prolonged until next season or….

[totalcharliespringsimp]

HEY GUESS WHAT I'M DOING AGAIN

I'm writing a view! Yay cause the other one failed miserably SO WHY NOT DO IT AGAIN!?

So here's my review of 2017s IT chapter 1

Tw: Violence, Racism, Spoilers :)))

OK LET'S GET RIGHT INTO THIS!

So the movie begins with Georgie running outside and getting eaten by a clown...

Yayayay!

Then you get a little intro to each Loser.

Ben a new kid in Derry who's a big boy and that makes him very much bullied. By Henry.

Bill lost his brother (Georgie) and can't fucking talk like a fucking person GOD DAMMIT. He was in the group originally with Richie, Eddie and Stanley. Bullied by Henry.

Beverly the town whore (not actually a whore just rumors) has a super creepy Dad and is all on her own. Bullied by (not Henry!) some bitches. Jesus Christ.

Richie a class clown making jokes not being taken seriously and is head over heels for his best friend (not necessarily canon but come on) but is definitely straight heterosexual dude bro. I have a lot to say about this little dip shit. Bullied by Henry.

Eddie. Hypochondriac. I have more to say. Extremely overprotective Mother who made him think he would die if he touched grass. Feed him pills that didn't do shit. But at least he has Asthma. Bullied by surprise surprise Henry.

Stanley little Jewish boy. I don't really have much to say about him except that he's a year younger then the rest... OH and he's also bullied by Henry ✨.

Mike like the only black kid in Derry and just so coincidentally the character with the least amount of screen time. Wow. You guys failed miserably trying to fix his fear.

So eventually after killing a kid and saving Ben and Mike the group got together and became the losers club yay!

Slowly each Losers learns that they're all being chased by a killer clown named Pennywise. Hooray! Jesus Christ. They also learn that each one has a fear

Ben: Fear of being the new kid in a new town

Bill: Fear of being an only child and living without his brother

Beverly: Fear of her creepy perverted father who sexually abused her

Richie: Fear of only being seen as a class clown and never taken seriously (definitely not being a total homosexual at all)

Eddie: Fear of germs and illnesses once more 🫴🏼 hypochondriac.

Stanley: Fear of disappointing his father (that... Sure Wikipedia sure)

Mike: Fear of living in a racist town without his parents

And in order to beat pennywise they needed to beat there fears turns out they failed because he came back 27 years later!

Side note: I have a bone to pick with Stephen King. Why 27 years? Why not 30 or 25 why specifically 27!?

Now the group bonds "overcomes" there fears and hooray Pennywise dies! 🎉

But now where's the gay I was promised

Why do I have to wait until I watch chapter two to get my flashbacks of Rich's gay panic? Huh? BULLSHIT

I'm very mad about this.

The movie was known for being gory and scary I didn't flinch once. Ok maybe a bit when Henry slits his Dad's throat but uh HEY let's ignore that... Because unless you're really sensitive to clowns or blood this isn't scary I was more scared of Leonard throwing up on Eddie... Yeahhhh.

I'm also mad that there's a Beverly, Ben, Bill love triangle. PICK ONE. And pick Ben the poor guy needs a break.

I also wanted more warnings like people said shit like of Georgie got his arm ripped off! No. I much rathered a warning about Henry CARVING AN H INTO HIS STOMACH! Beverly's Dad. And Urgh I just hate how gross this movie was with the fucking piss water and shit like that.

Gore: no

Generally yucky things: yes

Get it the fuck out of the movie I nearly threw up when Leonard threw up on Eddie 🤮

There also wasn't any homophobia that I could tell in this Chapter which upset me deeply because in Stephen King's original novel Richie was going through a really hard Gay crisis but it wasn't much in Chapter one so yeah I'm not really happy that it was more prominent in Chapter 2 and barely there in chapter 1

I would like to point out little things I noticed from cross overs that were there before Chapter 2 was even made for example:

Right as Ben was being pinned to the fence and having an H carved into his stomach. There's a wide shot and you can see the R + E carved into the wood meaning that Richie put that there before the Losers club was made. I thought that was interesting.

I also saw that and I think this one was super obvious but when Stanley runs up to the arcade and tells Richie that Pennywise took Beverly he's wearing the same outfit and playing the same game as a scene in chapter 2. Richie was playing the game with a boy who turned out to be Henry's little brother (fucking fantastic). After the game finishes Richie and this boy have this little hand touch and wow it's making Rich feel some things and asks if he wants to play another game but Henry shows up! (Womp womp) He sees Richie calls him a faggot cause apparently wanting to play a game makes you Gay and Richie runs away. Now here's the thing. Since this happened Richie ran away and came back to play the same game. 🤦🏼 Idk correct me if I'm wrong but idk yet I haven't seen Chapter 2 yet.

Anyway yeah that's my opinion and I'm still deeply obsessed with Reddie. This didn't help. I just want more.

[beevean]

Whisper and Tangle being intended to be the ultimate pure lesbian UwU ship becomes even more hilarious/disturbing when in the more recent issues, Tangle basically tramples over Whisper's feelings and desires with as much subtlety as a rhino about to take you down with it. Funny that some members of the Sonic fandom are absolutely foaming at the mouth at Sonamy or Silvaze or Knuxouge or whatever*, but Tangle and Whisper being written with serious issues in their relationship when it comes to respect and such is apparently not seen at all, if it's not outright gushed at instead. I find it very strange.

*(Speaking of, is it just me, or do the hetero ships suffer from this far more than the gay ones? Now that I write this, it just suddenly popped up in my head. I have seen the "Shadow is 50 ewwwww🤮!!!" debate as well, but I feel like most people know that's just plain bullshit on various fronts. But the most common/most teased hetero ships I can think of (Sonamy, Knuxouge, Silvaze) are either indeed """pedophilia""" or """incest cuz manual says siblings""", whereas the same argument is not held up for the gay ships like Surgeamy and so on despite meeting similar conditions such as their respective ages.)

Because Tangle trampling over Whisper's trauma wasn't really meant to be seen as a serious conflict in their uwu relationship. It was just another occasion to make Whisper angst :) they're fine now. Whisper even apologized for having PTSD, so it's all cool.

Anyway, the difference in treatment between M/F, M/M and F/F ships is palpable. F/F ships are the best and purest and if you ship one of these you are a good person (as long as you keep it safe and uwu). M/M are the standard, nothing special, they're mid, at worst you might be accused of being a fujoshi. M/F is the worst, disgusting and cringe, how dare you bring heterosexuality into this, don't you know it's inherently problematic because anti mentality is only a degree removed from radfeminism?