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The Pirate King of the North

Main Themes: Villain Sanji, Alternate Universe, Zosan Ship

AU where Straw Hat Pirates meet old Sanji from a reality where Reiju didn't have emotions.

Warning: Long post ahead and some One Piece spoilers

Young Zoro hates the fucker but those scars and piercings are doing a number to his soul.

Old Sanji's story goes like this:

He didn't experience compassion from anyone else aside from his mother, who--you know what happened.

Judge kept him locked away until he was 13. He had him released when he was deemed too broken to do anything anyway, and he was apparently a waste of space. As far as the world was concerned, he was already dead. He gets left behind at some random pirate town in the North.

His swirly brows were recognized by the pirates who took him in--only for him to be enslaved because people would pay a lot to have their way with royalty.

He picked up some skills from the other slaves and became cunning af--because he had to be.

At 17 he started a revolt against the slaver pirates, effectively taking over as their new pirate captain.

He became the feared "Mr. Prince" and his words are as sharp as his bite.

He's thin because he doesn't give two shits about good food.

"The All Blue? It's nothing but an old fishwive's tale," he says.

He used his cunning mind and new pirate crew to hunt down and kill his own father from the shadows.

He enslaved his own siblings and becomes the new ruler of Germa Kingdom. He used them for warfare and expanded the territory of the North.

His heart is a bottomless pit for power and control.

He had a fling or two or several with is closely allied with Doflamingo because god damn they're both mad like that. The alliance eventually lead to direct connections with Celestial Dragons.

Sanji gains more power and becomes the notorious "Pirate King of the North"

Meanwhile at the other side of the world, Luffy didn't make it as far as he could have without a good cook.

Luffy would have recruited one from Baratie but the restaurant was absolutely destroyed before the smaller Straw Hat crew could make a difference. Some of the staff didn't make it.

Zoro left the crew when it fell apart at some point.

Due to Zoro's reputation and bounty that he had occurred during his limited time with Luffy, he was offered a position as a Warlord, ultimately taking over the late Jinbe's old role. He accepted and served for several years before he was assigned a job that he didn't know would be the most challenging one yet.

The Celestial Dragons didn't like the fact that Sanji had started to have more worldly control over their own, so Zoro was quietly assigned to hunt down the great Pirate King of the North. Zoro accepted because he felt that he needed more experience before he could take on Mihawk again.

Zoro quickly realised that this mission is not a walk in the park.

Sanji loves toying with the Demon Warlord so he insists on taking him on by himself.

It becomes an endless game of cat and mouse. Sometimes Sanji chases and sometimes he runs, sometimes he wins and sometimes he loses.

They're at each others' throats everywhere in the world. Any person, city or being of any kind that gets in the way usually gets torn apart in the chaos. The hunt goes on for a lifetime. They're currently at their 50's.

Zoro severs Sanji's left arm during one huge fight.

Because of this, Sanji relentlessly tries to get Zoro to marry him to use him in so many ways he can think of--both as an asset and under the sheets--oh the things that he wants the swordsman to do and beg for.

Sanji likes to refer to the tiniest scar on his lip as "Zoro's love bite"

He was about to get a nice fresh one on his chest when some fuckers teleported him away.

Hearing old Sanji's backstory was a bit much. It was young Zoro's turn to have a nosebleed that day.

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Oh yes I had fun drawing old silver fox, damaged Sanji. I wish I have the time to colour it up. I've also been very much into reading AU stories, especially soul brand ones. Keep them coming, you beautiful people.

Edit: Woo! I finally decided to make my own AO3 account. It's about time. Link here for the story: https://archiveofourown.org/works/60686077

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CRYING

40 year old zosan | slice of life | modern au | friends to lovers | rated E | 31k

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“I just got divorced. Aren't you supposed to be nice to me?” Sanji complains and Zoro huffs as he makes a face.

“You'd hate that.” Zoro raises a hand to wave down the bartender. “I will buy you a drink though.”

or

Sanji starts again.

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Oh. He’s big sad.

Cornerstone (2009) - Arctic Monkeys

thank u for coming to my "law is an arctic monkeys fan" ted talk

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God he’s got the biggest kick in the ass coming

When you piss yourself off

This page is from my second comic (PG-13) ♥

I just looked at it again and was pleasantly surprised to find that it was actually funny! I thought @mooifyourecows (a.k.a. the best and funniest writer) was just being nice to me when she called it funny! But it really IS funny!! I'm so happy!!!

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You’re LYING if you think “I love you, I’m sorry” by Gracie Abrams isn’t a zosan BALLAD

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It’s roronoa

Nami compliments them on their couples costume and sanji immediately tries to drown himself

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super power

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Happy Halloween flirting gone wrong 🧛

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Does this count as a marriage?

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clothes 1/2

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『letter』

been working on this story for two months! hope you like it!💛💚

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HOME WRECKER

i think they just that lack of communication

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OMG YES

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The short inseams are perfection

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Embarrassed how much I love omega verse zosan it haunts me

The cook was good with children. And not even because he was an omega, because Luffy was an omega too and Zoro had never seen kids run to him for anything other than playing.

So the cook was good with kids, whatever, it didn't matter. Except that seeing a tiny baby in curlybrows' arms made his body feel hotter than the sun. He almost feared he had a rut coming in out of the blue even if his cycles are the most regular of the entire crew.

So the shitty cook looked like something divine with a baby in his arms. Whatever. No big deal. Zoro could be normal about it.

That statement got proved entirely wrong when Zoro was, in fact, not normal about it. Or perhaps dreaming about your crewmate (who you "hate") being with a kid on his hip and another on the way was normal. Or perhaps not. Most likely not.

So maybe Zoro wanted to get Sanji pregnant, and maybe that was slightly crazy since they weren't even courting. But he could fix that, he Would fix that. It would take a little while but he would make sure Sanji had a baby in his arms.

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The exact energy

I saw a Twitter reply-thread thing and it happened again, sorry