#hetalia weaboos

[c0rpseductor]

ok i am actually going to add up my score for that tiktok

+1 thirst trap merch, i've owned a few daki cases. haven't taken them outside of my house but i've posted silly pics of them online so i guess +1k for that. +1 because at one point in middle school i did watch a few episodes of hetalia, never got super into it though. +1 for naruto running and other assorted nonsense, +1k because yeah of course i did that in public with my shitty little weaboo friends. +1 for Random Cosplay For No Reason however i would not call roxas kingdomhearts "problematic." never senpai'd anyone. +1 for flirting with the idea of being a furry, +1k because i've definitely affectionately ribbed furries before. +1 +1k will not elaborate. +1 i was constantly drawing anime. +1k i definitely at some point got into an argument about anime being real art and if i didn't i would have bc i was always seething about it. +1 i was really mad.jpg as a kid about how anime =/= cartoons. +1 have definitely pulled the "i'm not an idiot with shit taste" card +1k was and am an idiot with shit taste. +1 wouldn't call visiting japan a "lifelong dream" but i would enjoy going there for a vacation or something. i do know more about japan than Anime Bullshit though. +1 definitely pulled the OTAKU NOT WEEB shit despite being a cringe fucking weeb.

so my cringe weeb score is like 6010 if i'm counting right (not trying that hard). i would say "wow you couldn't beat this out of me with a lead pipe" and close the new post window but come on. you already knew this because i'm a 26 year old tumblr user who knows what /mai/ is

[goldengenocide-blog]

Japan: MACDONARDS

china: WTF JAPAN NO ITS CALLED ‘MUCDONLOO’

Hong Kong: WTH OLD MEN, ITS CALLED ‘MUCDONLAO’

Macau: I agree with HongKong-

England: AHEM, ITS ACTUALLLY CALLED ‘MACDONALDS’

America: BITCHES.

All: ...?

America: ITS ACTUALLY CALLED ‘McDONALDS’

All: *gets angry*

All(all): ARGUE ARGUE ARGUE

Italy: WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON.

America: BUT I INVENTED McDONALDS!!

ARGUE ARGUE

America: *rolls around in a ball*

[hetalia-weeboos-blog]

Noice..!

[letsrevitup]

Ever randomly remember your weaboo phase and how much Hetaoni made you cry?

[bidonica]

my hottest take: APH was actually instrumental in making fascist imagery appealing to a certain demographic

[jason-hit-the-ball]

Sorry, the old Prussia can't come to the phone right now. Why? Oh,

BECAUSE HES DEAD

[enbyking666]

I want to bring the worst fandom back [ hetalia] I think we didn’t understand it but now we can!

[maplesleep]

Happy Bastille Day, France !!

[yugiohz]

I gained too many followers in the last 2 weeks so follower cleanse dni if:

terf, racist, ableist, proshipper etc etc

add to people’s posts instead of using tags

turkish nationalist

aot and/or hetalia fans

white and pity/hate yourself for it

write explicit fics about kpop idols

koreaboo/weaboo

reblog posts when it says don’t rb

can’t reflect on why something is deemed problematic and just follow everyone else

think ethnic minorities fighting for ther right to exist are terrorists just because the us/eu said so

[tomatoandlettuce]

tHIS

It took me like two weeks to finish it, and ive started to dislike it. Its not my fav work tbh, and it was part of an art trade (thanks god the person who received it, liked it, But i didnt) like the result was so different from my initial concept... But anyways, im posting it here bc, this is like my blog and ppl can see how my shitty art hasnt improved that much from 2014 ahahaha

[goldengenocide-blog]

Romano: *Sits in room,tired*

Italy: *Bursts through door,destroying it*

Romano: What the Fu-

Italy: THE MONSTERS ARE HERE!!!!!!

Romano: wait,what??

Romano: *sees a UFO made of pasta*

Romano:

Italy: ..whuahh..!!!!

Romano: ...AHHHHHHHHHHHH RUUNNNNNNNNNN!!!

Italy and Romano: *runs away*

Part of part one?? XD

[hetalia-weeboos-blog]

hOhOHohohOhOhOhO

[hetare-hetalia]

[softly] 

Goddamnit

[misqnon]

can we stop acting like clone high is ~hetalia 2~ oh my god hetalia perpetuated weird stereotypes and glorified the axis powers and the fandom was mostly obsessive weaboos who wanted yaoi of the unites states fucking his english  brother

clone high is a low budget american comedy from like 2003 that doesnt take itself seriously and the fact that they’re clones is only supposed to be a wacky trait to make the show unique IT REALLY DOESN’T EVEN GET UTILIZED VERY MUCH THEY JUST WANTED TO WRITE TEENAGERS BEING DUMB

[swedens-smegma]

hetalia bad aph germany nazi problematic cringe weaboo anime 2009 epic fail aph england english voice actor arrested hidekaz himaruya racist propaganda 

[sky-colors]

Minors will still search for R-18 content - Personal experience

I think I should talk about it here instead of on my main blog because it’s more related to my own content.

I can relate to Missy from Big Mouth [happily not at everything (?)]

I was around 9 when I discover how masturbate [I never was sexual abused, unless you count being molested on the bus or streets] I was doing exercise when cross my legs felt good and that... GOSH, I did it once in front of my mother and she just ignore it like the mom of Missy. I ask her and she told me about yoga, I don’t know if she realiced what I was doing, after all I was just crossing my legs and full clothed.

I was 10 (a week for being 11) when I read my first lemon fanfic (it was straight... more exactly, it was Shesshoumaru x Rin, he was my first top husbando (?)). This fanfic has all the warnings, I could skip the lemon part and still understand the story, the author pointed the start and the end of that part, and I still read that part. I can remember how I felt, I had a lot of curiosity about that, and somehow I recognice the other feeling and associate that to the one mentioned the previous paragraph... so it’s obviously what I did.

At that time I <<knew>> “a man and a woman should share a bed and then they can make a baby” I though they search something on the bed and somehow put it on the woman. So it was also funny discover how wrong I was.

After that, time to time I started to search that kind of fanfics(full straight). When I was 11, my last year on elementary school (because that’s the systen on my country) they left us a homework about choose a book write by a Nobel Prize and read it. I read “La tía Julia y el escribidor”, there the autor points he was around 12 when he “has sex” with a woman (I surprissed, even if I already read fanfics with that that book was autobiographic! Just few years after that I recognice that was abuse); many of my classmates read “Las aventuras de la niña mala”, that book was full of ero things, then I knew I wasn’t the only interested on that, and inside I was also feeling better than them because I already “knew” about that and even more detailed.

Maybe I was 13 when somehow I discover doujinshins.

I never told about that to anyone of my family except my twin, I didn’t think I was doing something so bad, but my parents were so old that I think they weren’t gonna understand, and I tought if I told that to another of my sibblings they could said about that to my parents, and I was on a Chatolic school... 

I was 15 when my twin told me about “yaoi”, so “Junjou Romantica” was my first yaoi anime. Before I saw it I thought that was gross because ass was not a clean part of the body, but I saw it anyway. It was a big “Oah...!!!” I liked it a lot and seached for anothers animes like that. I had a lot of questions, but they didn’t matter a lot. So I watched others yaoi contents (Okane ga nai, Boku no Pico, and -my favorite even now- Koisuru boukun), I was a weaboo who didn’t know some of the things I read and though was normal were actually abuse. I was the kind of weaboo who tough rape was bad but still means love and that stupid things. 

Until that time I dint’t think an homosexual relationship was possible. When I was a kid I wish I was a male because I had more male friends and if I were a male I could play with them on Physical Education, but then I though “I like X guy and he's male, if I was a male probably I will still like him, and maybe other males, but that’s not possible, males don’t like males, so I will end alone, but I will have more friends...even if I end up without a partner I want more friends. I wish I were born male”

There was a memory... one day a policewoman came to my school and told us that rape was really bad and it still counts even if the persons were married.

Somehow I entered a Hetalia facebook group. I was terrified because I didn’t talk a lot and I hadn’t many friends (I was ever a quiet person) but I wanted to share my emotion for that anime... so I entered and discover rolplay! I was excited because that was so fun, like writing a fanfic betwen two people without know how it will end. And... I started to rolplay yaoi hard with other girls around my age. In the group were a woman that was 23 I don’t remember rolplay yaoi hard with her, but she did it with a guy that had 14 (I was 15), she never tried to do something real to us (she molested us, but it was full joke and I’m absolutely sure it were jokes, I know how is a real attempt, I was to experience it on messenger if I didn’t recognice some signals). They (the woman of 25 and the puber of 14) teach me some things, like recognice that some things were abuse, preparation is important, most yaoi content is stupid (by the way they manage the relationship and romantice rape) but there is nothing bad on like it if you don’t associate that with reality.

I already didn’t associate fiction with reality (mostly because I didn’t care about reality), and because when I seach for doujinshis some pages show gifs of real porn and I found that really gross. The real thing was (and is still) vulgar and gross to me, I don’t like it. [Well I could said I’m only interested on male gay porn because I like male muscles -not exagerated-, but even that I wont watch it because I felt bad]. I like certain styles of drawing that just manga/anime has (and some cartoons).

Like a year ago I discover “Uncanny Valley” and if you read about that I’m sure you will understand why style is so important on the moment of said that we can separate fiction of reality when it comes from drawings. [Please read about Uncanny Valley is a deep studied thing.]

So since that time I read fanfiction or doujinshis or mangas and understand that there are things that we can explore in fiction but don’t touch on reality and even find gross and that didn’t mean we are just dennying we like it on reality.

It’s really simple, it’s not just with some kind of r-18 content, if you think about a character you really love but is bad or has bad acctitudes and then imagine him on reality probably you want to punch him because he is a trash (my personal example is Kacchan), but you still love him because he belongs to fiction.

I don’t think that is bad that an young adult guide a puber/kid/adolescent about sex things (obviously without touching and without the intention of abuse) because most of them didn’t have someone near who they can feel safe talking about that, but you should learn to recognice when they are trying to take advantage of you (some signals are: try to get your number, where you live or study, your schedule, your full name or your family’s, “inocent” photos that gradually demand more...) Intenet has a lot of answers but just if you had THE question, if you didn’t, you could find wrong things,

Well, it’s my personal experience. I wish I found that fanfic latter, at least when I was 15. R-18 is signed like that for a reason, but even that the curiosity is here since he were kids and even much more when we were pubers or adolescents; the changes, the hormones guide us to search more about that and it’s pretty normal (that didn’t mean we should obsess about that. It’s also normal don’t feel interested about that, just less common). It’s ok to ask an adult with whom you feel confident about that but don’t let your guard down, and... Liking something in fiction doesn’t mean liking it on the reality!

Pd: Since it’s impossible to full avoid adolescent from r-18 content I think the translators or fanfic authors will help them to don’t think abuse is romantic putting warning messages on the first page and tags

Pd2: If you are an adolescent I recommend you to watch “Big Mouth”, the artstyle makes you felt unconfortable, but it’s perfect for their message.