#hetalia crack

[kaeruandtopo]

what do you get when two hetalians have a sleepover?

This.

-aaaaand also loud shrieks of “APH FRANCIS HAS BLESSED OUR SLEEPOVER 😍😍😱😱😱” that wake up 90% of the neighborhood-

but also this ✨✨✨

-kaeru and topo

[untouched-white-wolf]

Something I made a month ago xD Still trying to remind myself Tumblr still exists

[not-quite-humann]

Someone once offered Romano a Dubbel Zout, and he thought they gave him like rat poison or something and freaked out for 20 straight minutes until they finally explained that it was, in fact, just liquorice He whacked them afterwards but Prussia still has a video of Romano screaming "THE FUCK IS THAT?! [incomprehensible Italian fury] DID YOU JUST GIVE ME FUCKING RAT POISON?!" at the culprit.

This is gonna make sense to those who know what that stuff is like, but yk. And for the record I fuckin LOVE that shit. I'd eat it all day if I could.

[goldammerchen]

ludwig: *opens the front door* gilbert: hi west welcome back quick question do you think the government would allow me to sell dick pictures on the internet? ludwig: *takes a step back, closes the door* gilbert: west? west?! it wouldn't necessarily be my pictures! weeeeeessst!!!

[elithegnome]

that’s it, that’s the post

[lizardeditz]

If France had Markiplier's voice

[cinemairon]

Random messenger moment with my bestie, @cinemaironswife

I couldn't help teasing her XD

[thatsamericano]

Romano: Look, I've got to tell you something. I'm bisexual.

America: [tilts his head] You can sing alto AND soprano?

Romano: [sighs] No, that's bisectional. I'm bisexual.

America: You're 200 years old?

Romano, annoyed: That's bicentennial. I'm bisexual.

America, confused: But you don't even wear glasses, Vinny.

Romano: That's bifocal! I'm bisexual!

America, crying: You only get paid every other week?

Romano: THAT'S BIWEEKLY! I'M BISEXUAL!

America: So you only write ones and zeros?

Romano, losing his mind: THAT'S BINARY, YOU FUCKING MORON!!! I'M BISEXUAL!!! [kisses America square on the mouth then pulls away before he has a chance to react] I LIKE MEN, OKAY?!?

America, with a dazed smile: Oh yeah, me too.

[dungoubaystrogs]

Please consider👉👈

[jonesaf]

Arthur: Love, could you come help me with the dishes?

Alfred:

Alfred: I'm social distancing.

[risingfire17-the-weeb-trash]

So @noviceotakus-blog and I wrote our first fic together...and it is pure and utter Hetalia crack! 

New Chatroom: World Leader COVID Response Meeting

France: I mean, all I’m saying is, if we’re going to die, why not just go out with a bang?

America: Bang? Like, blowing people up? I’m in!

France: No, like, we’re gonna blow them! ;--)

Keep Reading on AO3! (Novice will post on ff.net later too!)

[lovi-chan]

I could’ve posted quality content but like why?

[hungry-for-tulips]

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The haunted Hospital

“Now remember, if you hear ominous chanting, the appropriate response is to run.”

It was around 9:00pm on a Saturday at the college campus in mid autumn. Three close friends Antonio, Gilbert and Francis were planning to go to this abandoned hospital since, it was October and they were all feeling adventurous. They were a bit of reckless dare devils and did dangerous things for fun. Sometimes things go wrong but they always got a good laugh afterwards. This one time they went to Australia and let’s just say they were a little more than tipsy and began riding emus. They might or might not have had to spend the night in jail but let’s get back to the story.

“Now remember, if you hear ominous chanting, the appropriate response is to run.” said Ludwig, Gilbert’s younger brother. “Yeah, yeah we’ll be fine. What could go wrong?” said Gilbert while jokingly elbowing him in the arm. “Well there could be a cult that needs a human sacrifice, the place is old and might collapse, there could be ghosts or demons that might kill you, the police might arrest you for trespassing…” Ludwig said while counting on his fingers the many things that could go wrong before he was interrupted. “Shhh dont worry! We’ll be fine.” Gil said as he pressed his finger on his brother’s clearly annoyed mouth. “Fine but don’t call me if you need help! I’m training Feliciano and Kiku anyway. They are falling behind in track. Kiku is doing good but he could do better and every time we go run laps Feli runs back to the dorms. Lovino has to basically drag him back. I’ve got my work cut out for me.” Ludwig sighs. “Sometimes I think you work them too hard. I mean 30 laps a day! Anyway bye West!” Gilbert yells back while walking out the front door. He casually strolls to Antonio’s dorm and knocks on the door waiting for an answer. A moment later the door opened.

“No Lovi I didn’t put the dishes in the dishwasher.” Antonio yells as he stands on the doorstep with a confused Gilbert in front of him. “WHAT?!?! IT WAS YOUR TURN TO DO THEM AND DON’T CALL ME THAT!” Lovino yells back from inside the house. Toni, Lovi, and Lovi’s brother Feli are roommates. There was a awkward moment of silence before Toni notices Gil on his doorstep. “Oh hey Gil. Ready for tonight mi amigo?” The spanish man says with a smile. Toni was always cheerful to the point where it creepy at times, but that’s Toni. “Hell yeah! I want to see some ghosts!” Gil exclaims excitedly as Toni laughs. Together they laugh and walk across the campus to their French friend Francis’s dorm. When they get there they knock on his door and it takes a good minute before the door slowly opens to reveal a disheveled Francis. His normally perfect shoulder length, wavy blonde hair was pointing in every direction. He was in a purple robe with a water bottle in one hand and pain killers in another.

“Oh Hey guys..” Francis yawns. “Whats up?” Toni and Gil look at each other other puzzled. “Francis are you ok? You look off… ” Toni finally spoke up. “Yeah there was this party yesterday and we stayed up till 5 am and I just woke up. I’m not really sure how I got here but oh well. I also got a hangover.” Francis yawns. “Francis… do you remember what tonight is?” Gil asks. It takes a moment before Francis understands what they’re talking about. “…..CRAP!” He frantically runs back into his dorm and closes his door. A couples of thuds can be heard, then out of nowhere he opened the door looking like nothing happened. His hair was flawless and in a ponytail that rested on his right shoulder. He was wearing a pair of navy blue jeans with a fitted black t-shirt that showed off his abs and the small amount of defined muscles he had. All the friends where muscular because of all the activities they did and when they weren’t being active they worked out. Francis also had a backpack on his back filled with all the things they needed. Flashlights, glow sticks, knives, extra sweaters, radios, and a ouija board if he could convince his friends to do it with him. Both the friends looked at each other in shock. “HOW?!?” Tony and Gill said in unison. “Practice mes amies practice…” Francis said. Suddenly the men hear a noise from behind Francis. “FRANCIS, BlOODY HELL WHO IS AT THE DOOR AND WHERE THE HELL AM I!” An angry Englishman yells. Toni and Gil peak behind the door to see one of there classmates Arthur on the couch shirtless, confused and very disheveled. Startled, Francis looks back to see Arthur, freaks out and closes the door. “Merde… I forgot he was here…” He mumbled to himself before looking at the two very confused men infront of him. “Just forget you saw that” He said, before nervously rubbing behind his neck. “Anyway Coming?” The others nodded and walked with him. They walked a good ten minutes before hopping into Gilbert’s car. Gil was driving while Toni was a passenger and Francis was in the back. Gil turned on the radio to some country station and they were off. Some time into their trip Francis’s hangover got the better of him and he fell asleep sprawled out across the back seat.

Around an hour or so later they arrived at their destination. Holy Oak Psychiatric Hospital. “Where here.” said Gil in a tired voice. Toni and Gil step out of the car and began walking before they realized that they forgot something. “Ugh” said an annoyed Toni. He reached out and opened the back door of the car. Francis was still asleep. He look like a baby with not a care in the world as drool handed from his lip. Gilbert grabbed Francis’s backpack and rummaged through it before spotting a air horn. Gil snickered to himself with a mischievous look in his eyes. “Cover your ears.” Gil whispered. “Why?” Toni questioned. “Just do it.” Gil respond. A moment later the Gil blasted the air horn next to Francis’s ear while covering his own.

“JESUS MOTHER OF BAGUETTES!” Francis wailed as he covered his ear. “WHY!?!?” Francis yelled. “You were asleep, now come on where here.” Gil laughed. Toni was laughing so hard he fell to the ground while clutching his stomach. “Give me that!” Francis said bitterly while stepping out of the car, grabbing the air horn from Gil and placing it into his backpack. He also grabbed 3 jackets and handed one to Toni and one to Gil before putting his own on. “Come on let’s go” He said while lugging the backpack onto his back while beginning to walk. The other two put on their jackets and swiftly followed Francis. Soon the three arrived to the gate that said “Holy Oak Psychiatric Hospital”.

“Ready guys!” Toni said. “Yeah!”

~Cliffhanger~

Thank you again @1p-sunflower-maple-freak for participating in our competition, and congratulations on the first price! I hope to see you again in later competitions!

[a-writing-bear]

I made another crack video out of the rejected ones I had lying around, sorry im busy with work guys :’)

Also Reblogged on my personal @bear-woopsgetbooped 

[elithegnome]

My favorite moments from That 70’s Show but I edited them into Hetalia

[lizardeditz]

America and Romano scene but it's the angry office