#hetalia crack

[untouched-white-wolf]

Something I made a month ago xD Still trying to remind myself Tumblr still exists

[kaeruandtopo]

what do you get when two hetalians have a sleepover?

This.

-aaaaand also loud shrieks of “APH FRANCIS HAS BLESSED OUR SLEEPOVER 😍😍😱😱😱” that wake up 90% of the neighborhood-

but also this ✨✨✨

-kaeru and topo

[goldammerchen]

[someday a (crack) fic? a comic? nothing? who knows. here's more:]

[bettercallroasty]

RusCon sketches

It is a GOOD ship huffs

[elithegnome]

HC that Arthur sings along with songs he really likes. You could be walking through his house at 9:00 on a Saturday, and enter his room to see him air guitaring and singing and pretending his bed is a stage like:

“Finished with my woman ‘cause she couldn’t help me with my mind- GODDAMNIT GET OUT OF HERE I’M JAMMING!”

[risingfire17-the-weeb-trash]

40 Day Anime Challenge Day 26- Favorite fandom to write fic of: Axis Powers Hetalia (2009)

Technically my favorite fandom to write for is a game, not an anime, but this is my favorite anime to write for!

Synopsis (from Crunchyroll): “Forget what you learned in history class, and imagine all the nations of the world as guys on an inappropriate reality show. Pledge allegiance to your favorite superpower in Hetalia Axis Powers!”

Reasons I love to write for this fandom:

1) It’s a great way to vent my political musings, as in my Columbus Indigenous Peoples’ Day fic, or just to incorporate current events, as in this fic I wrote at the start of the War in Ukraine. 

2) It is literally the easiest fandom to write for because it can be crossed over with ANYTHING! Don’t believe me? Read this Prussia/Hungary fic I wrote that is crossed over with a BBC Earth video about stag beetles!

3) Ok look, anyone who knows me knows I ship some...questionable ships. But in Hetalia, everything goes! Like, you’re related? Cool, you’re a ship. One practically raised the other? That’s a ship. The countries hate each other or have literally NO contact irl? It’s a ship. It’s like all the rules of what is and is not acceptable to ship go out the window with Hetalia, and I love that!

[not-quite-humann]

Someone once offered Romano a Dubbel Zout, and he thought they gave him like rat poison or something and freaked out for 20 straight minutes until they finally explained that it was, in fact, just liquorice He whacked them afterwards but Prussia still has a video of Romano screaming "THE FUCK IS THAT?! [incomprehensible Italian fury] DID YOU JUST GIVE ME FUCKING RAT POISON?!" at the culprit.

This is gonna make sense to those who know what that stuff is like, but yk. And for the record I fuckin LOVE that shit. I'd eat it all day if I could.

[kamizuya]

Hetalia men vs women… 😅

Inspo: https://imgur.com/gallery/is-not-fact-that-hes-afraid-of-needles-its-fact-that-homies-are-there-him-his-time-of-need-BiYPibY

[cowboy-robooty]

I think at 100% embarassment they show opposite types of gap moe!

[crispyliza]

I just realized that early fanfiction sites provided me my first sex education.

[ma-re-zo]

Whyyyy do iPad keyboards suck such mad ass I had to rewrite this at least 3 times

Anyways yknow what I think my screen is just dirty . _ .

[kalashnikovlobotomy]

we can still clutch this

[umahumahumah]

hey guys remember blue eyes russia? yeah that was kind of cursed, anyways my theory is that some way or another a purple-eyed imposter managed to weasel his way into his position early on

as to what happened to the original? nobody knows oooooo

[goldammerchen]

ludwig: *opens the front door* gilbert: hi west welcome back quick question do you think the government would allow me to sell dick pictures on the internet? ludwig: *takes a step back, closes the door* gilbert: west? west?! it wouldn't necessarily be my pictures! weeeeeessst!!!

[royaltea000]

I bet he gets the worst pregnancy cravings known to man

[ifindus]

I once saw someone headcanon that Iceland has a lot of scars on his body because if all the cracks in his country

😳