#hetalia boyfriend scenarios

[milaisreading]

BLUE LOCK MASTERLIST

New masterlist since the old one had to be deleted. If someone could help me retrieve the links to some of my stories, I would be very greatful

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Hetalia masterlist

Get to know me

Crossdresser!Yn masterlist

Christmas special BLLK

World 5 masterlist

1. Yandere!Sae Itoshi x Reader (Halloween special 🎃)

2. Plushie incident in the morning

3. Random Blue Lock headcanons

4. Random Blue Lock scenarios pt1 / Random Blue Lock scenarios pt2

5. Blue lock characters as simps

6. Manager has a crush

7. A sick Reo

8. Manager meets the other players

9. A day off (Post U-20)

10. Manager goes away for 3 weeks / Manager goes away for 3 weeks pt2

11. Jersey numbers dilemma

12. Manager Yn and Ego's shenanigans

13. Kaiser, Ness, Oliver, and Sae

14. A family's misunderstanding

15. The manager has a type?! / The manager has a type?! Pt2

16. Fights over a jacket

17. Bus seat

18. A manager who needs football instructors

19. Of arguments and kiss-cams

20. Out on a date

21. Fan service

22. A creepy fan

23. Keychains

24. Yn merch

25. Caught in the middle (ReoxYnxNagi)

26. Misunderstandings (Itoshi Sae x Yn)

27. Toddler-sized manager?!

28. Manager Yn at Hakuho High

29. Baby Niko!!

30. Jersey issues (KaiserxYnxNess)

31. Toddler Kaiser

32. Of fake rumors and... dates?

33. Toddler Ness / Toddler Ness pt2

34. Since when are we engaged?! (Itoshi Sae x Yn)

35. Japan U-20 toddlers

36. It's our girlfriend (Bachira Meguru x Yn)

37. A bad day for the manager

38. Manager Yn being a fangirl

39. Shidou's girlfriend?!

40. Amnesia

41. Manager out and about with Oliver Aiku

42. Exes

43. Who is Toddler manager's favorite?!

44. Shark boy in lover (Kurona Ranze x Yn)

45. Celebratory date (Karasu Tabito x Yn)

46. Blue Lock 11 kindergarten

47. Overworked manager

48. That's my brother...

49. Toddler manager learned a new word... /

Toddler manager learned a new word... pt2

50. Toddler manager's day with Lorenzo

51. Some words of encouragement

52. Yandere Kainess

53. When Itoshi Sae visited Blue Lock

54. The clumsy and the simp

55. Another Yandere!Kainess

56. Meet the family

57. A jealous Sae

58. A week away (ft. World 5)

59. Toddler shenanigans

60. Meet the boyfriend (Leonardo Luna x Itoshi!Reader)

61. Sae the guard dog (Sae Itoshi x Isagi sister!Reader)

62. Misunderstandings and confessions (Sae Itoshi x Isagi sister!Reader)

63. 5th times the charm? (Valentine's Day special. Sae Itoshi x Isagi's sister!Reader)

64. Valentine's Day special! (Manager!Yn x Blue Lock/Japan U-20)

65. She likes a boy? (Fem!Sae Itoshi x Isagi's sister!Reader)

66. Sae and Yn as toddlers (Isagi's sister!Yn AU)

67. Wedding day (Isagi's sister!Yn x Sae)

68. Isaness fanfic

[sybaritick]

Absolutely thrilled to have stumbled across your 1972 security council rp tag. Legitimately exciting to know someone is into such a thing! If it's not too strange / personal to ask, would you be able to elaborate on what that entails and what's appealing about that specific rp for you? I'm curious but I can't quite get my head around it

I love talking about this stuff, so thanks for asking! I'm aware it's very weird but I think the reasoning behind it is surprisingly normal (in terms of how kinks develop).

I've explained this to a few friends on Discord so I will use those screenshots to assist me in this presentation.

so the backdrop to all of this is that I love to play the bad guy. As a small child in play-pretend games I would want to be the villain. I liked to be "it" during tag. As long as it's within the confines of a game/everyone knows we're just playing, I just like to be scary :)

But with this particular kink, I'm pretty sure it comes from some particular affecting experiences I had as a young teenager. I wrote my first Hetalia fanfic when I was 12 and then was very involved in model UN starting at age ~14. (I was really competitive about it and ended up even getting to a national competition once in high school, lol).

as a pretty weird teenage girl (now trans man) lot of my first experiences having crushes, or having someone else have a crush on me, were at model UN events. It let me feel powerful (because I was good at it) and I realized that having others act like I was powerful and threatening (in this ultimately harmless LARP type situation) was really hot to me.

(many such stories...)

I loved playing the US diplomat when I got to because obviously you get to play evil puppetmaster world power so I would lean into that and have fun with it.

The period of history I connected to most in terms of US interventionism was the Nixon era, just because there were so many examples during that period of the US trying to control the rest of the world. I ended up reading some Kissinger biographies (Kissinger by Walter Isaacson and Nixon and Kissinger: Partners in Power by Robert Dallek) when I was 18-19 and it really just cemented my obsession with the incredible harm he was able to cause and just how much of an affect he had on US foreign policy.

I'm particularly interested in economic coercion/the IMF and World Bank as instruments of US hegemony. Actually...

but ofc it's not just the 1970s, I like fantastical modern scenarios too:

(removed my boyfriend's name, sure it's just a first name but do they really wanna be in this post)

so yeah! tl;dr: it's a power thing, I like it in a D/s way. I got some wires crossed in my brain and "I like when people act scared of me [sexual]" became associated with "I like when people act scared of me because they're aware of the rotten machine of US global hegemony that lurks behind my words [sexual apparently]"

[mimicmimikyuwrites]

☆ Hetalia Masterlist ☆

America (Alfred F. Jones)

I love you's - GN!Reader

Summary: Little fluffy scenarios where some of my favorite nations tell a gn!reader "I love you" (America, Russia, England, Canada)

Cooking Together - GN!Reader

Summary: Cute little scenarios where you cook together with some of the nations. (America, England, Canada, Russia, France)

Bomber Jacket - Fem!Reader (SMUT)(MDNI)

Summary: Cleaning out your shared closet with your boyfriend leads to the discovery of his old bomber jacket, a jacket that you think looks a bit too good on him. So good that you can't keep your hands to yourself and one thing leads to another.

Smut Headcanons - Fem!Reader

Summary: A short, smut-filled ramble in the form of headcanons. (SMUT, MDNI)

Giving Him Head - GN!Reader (SMUT, MDNI)

Summary: Smutty little scenarios where you go down on some (America, England, Canada) of the nations. Yup. 💕

England (Arthur Kirkland)

I love you's - GN!Reader

Summary: Little fluffy scenarios where some of my favorite nations tell a gn!reader "I love you" (America, Russia, England, Canada)

Cooking Together - GN!Reader

Summary: Cute little scenarios where you cook together with some of the nations. (America, England, Canada, Russia, France)

Giving Him Head - GN!Reader (SMUT, MDNI)

Summary: Smutty little scenarios where you go down on some (America, England, Canada) of the nations. Yup. 💕

Canada (Matthew Williams)

I love you's - GN!Reader

Summary: Little fluffy scenarios where some of my favorite nations tell a gn!reader "I love you" (America, Russia, England, Canada)

Cooking Together - GN!Reader

Summary: Cute little scenarios where you cook together with some of the nations. (America, England, Canada, Russia, France)

Giving Him Head - GN!Reader (SMUT, MDNI)

Summary: Smutty little scenarios where you go down on some (America, England, Canada) of the nations. Yup. 💕

Russia (Ivan Braginsky)

I love you's - GN!Reader

Summary: Little fluffy scenarios where some of my favorite nations tell a gn!reader "I love you" (America, Russia, England, Canada)

Smut Headcanons - Fem!Reader

Summary: Just me rambling about my smut headcanons for Russia. SMUT, MDNI

Cooking Together - GN!Reader

Summary: Cute little scenarios where you cook together with some of the nations. (America, England, Canada, Russia, France)

Dating Headcanons - Male!Reader

Summary: A short list of dating headcanons for a male reader and Russia.

France (Francis Bonnefoy)

Cooking Together - GN!Reader

Summary: Cute little scenarios where you cook together with some of the nations. (America, England, Canada, Russia, France)

China (Wang Yao)

None yet!

Italy (Feliciano Vargas)

None yet!

Germany (Ludwig Bieldschmidt)

None yet!

Japan (Kiku Honda)

None yet!

[dappy-dappernette]

I mean. Im not going to do anything about it, i kind of just thought that it was the general consensus. Can i ask you why you dont think hre is germany? You dont have to, im just curious.

-@secret-side-hetalia-blog

I sorta have a lot of reasons so I'll just list it out for cohesion, of course ppl are allowed to have their HCs but I personally just dislike the "HRE = Germany" thing:

The Amnesia HC is Boring:

I personally find the "Germany's just an amnesiac HRE" HC fairly boring and sort of uninteresting? It just feels like, kind of a cheap explanation and I'm not the biggest fan of the trope unless we have a really good reason for it (like in the game Witch's Heart).

I honestly find the concept of HRE and Germany being two different souls in the same body (or even just looking alike) far more interesting than the whole "Oooh Germany is HRE and someday all his memories will come back ooooh".

A friend also brought up the idea of like, Germany being HRE but due to the amnesia, he is pretty much a different person and will never be the same again. HRE is 100% gone, and won't even be back as a ghost, cause his whole personality and memories have been overwritten by Germany's. Which is, honestly A LOT more interesting as a way to use the amnesia HC that creates more interesting scenarios.

It Feels Like Germany Isn't Allowed to be His Own Character:

I know Hetalia isn't like, the most character heavy and cultured media out there, but I honestly feel like when people just go "Germany's just HRE with amnesia" his own character kind of just reduces to that in that regard??? Like, in that instance he feels more like a prop that isn't allowed to exist outside of the chibitalia storyline. And ngl some people do kinda treat it that way, as if Germany can't have a personality outside of "amnesiac/reincarnated HRE" and any characterization that isn't basically that is heresy.

Personal Fandom Reasons:

Back in the day I used to like this HC a lot more but didn't always 100% commit to it. I didn't start actively disliking it as much as I did until people started to treat it as 100% fact and started to get super toxic about it, acting as though if you dared to think otherwise you were the worst person on the planet.

It also didn't really help because people (usually if not always Gerita shippers) would use it as fodder and "proof" to attack anyone who dared to ship Germany with anyone and I mean ANYONE else other than Italy. Because "Oh but Italy and Germany are soulmates! You're stupid for shipping Germany with anyone else because he only has feelings for Italy because he's actually HRE!" to the point where I just like- Began to hate the HC and ship entirely.

This also ties in with the whole "Germany isn't allowed to exist outside of this HC" thing because people did treat it like that, that Germany was literally only allowed to exist as Italy's "amnesiac childhood sweetheart boyfriend with nothing else to his character or relationship" and that you were only allowed to accept that HC because "It's semi-canon uwu".

I'm also 99% that's one of the reasons as to why some of my friends in this fandom have left it because people can get really toxic about this subject.

[generational-atrophy]

Hii I love your blog ♡ I dont know if you're still taking asks but if yes how would France, Germany and England react to a s/o telling them they had been abused and have ptsd?

hetalia france, germany, and england with a s/o who has ptsd

1.8k words ~ gender neutral headcanons / scenarios

tw: obvs. mentions of trauma but nothing specific

a/n: sorry for being gone so long. my life is like a poor little weasel getting hit by a big hammer rn. hope this lives up to ur expectations anon !!! <3

France

- When you tell him, he's not surprised. He's spent so much time around you that he had always had his suspicions.

- But even so, when you first revealed the details of what you had gone through... Francis couldn't stop himself from crying. Seeing you now, knowing how you had been hurt, just broke his heart.

”No one will ever treat you like that again, ok?“ Francis told you, his voice shaking as he held you tightly against his chest, ”Never. Not as long as you live.“

- Considering how soft he already is around you, his behaviour changes very little after that.

- But, now, whenever he has the inevitable urge to run away, he just can't. He remembers how people have treated you before, and realizes that he can't be selfish like that to you ever again. So, fights with Francis are going to be more like discussions in a therapist's office.

- He'd never raise his voice to you or blame you for anything you didn't intend to do. Having gone through similar trauma himself, he remembers how long it took for him to fully move on from that; so any emotional outbursts on your part are easily forgiven.

- But in general, he's just very forgiving.

- Although he may be a great boyfriend to someone with PTSD, he might also become a little more controlling. Events that he wouldn't have batted an eye at you attending before might become a problem, as he worries about you being able to protect yourself.

- Friends who he used to mildly dislike, he suddenly insists on you cutting off. It's like he thinks of you as some delicate flower. It's all with the best of intentions, but it will be annoying for a while.

- Other than that though, he'd be such a calm, comforting presence to a S/O with trauma.

It had been such a long time since you'd had a nightmare about being back there. You couldn't even remember what the dream was about, all you knew was that you were back there. Which was more than enough to rip you from your slumber, sending you into a panic you hadn't experienced in months.

But as you shot up, sweat dripping down your forehead and heart pumping, Francis was right there beside you. In a flash, he turned on the bedside lamp and shook himself out of his sleep, immediately turning to focus on you.

”Mon chéri, did it happen again?“ He asked softly, adjusting himself so he gave you plenty of space on the bed.

You nodded, and he only sighed, ”That's alright, Y/N, you're gonna get through this.“

Your hands still shook even as he tried to calm you down, your gaze flicking from side to side.

”Breath with me,  amour, breath with me...” He chided, resting a gentle hand against your chest.

“1... Breath in,” He took a deep breath,  making sure you followed along, ”Breath out.“

For the next few minutes, not a word was exchanged between you two other than Francis guiding you through slowing your panicked heart.

”You did so good, Y/N...“  Is all he says as your hands finally stop shaking, ”I'm so proud of you. That wasn't easy, alright? But you did perfectly.“

You can't help but smile at his incessant praises, ”Can we just go to sleep now?“

”Do you want me to hold you while you sleep?” He chuckles, leaning closer to you.

“Maybe...”

Germany

- Ludwig wouldn't be angry, he wouldn't be sad, he wouldn't get upset at all when you tell him about your abuse. At least, not outwardly. Internally he's about to stab someone, but to you, he's completely calm.

- He doesn't push you to explain more, but he does make it very clear that you can tell him everything. He won't judge you, he won't blame you, he won't invalidate anything, he just wants to exactly what happened so he can better help you.

- (He actually went to medical school, as well as getting a degree in psychology, so he knows what he's doing.)

- After that, he puts a lot of attention towards your triggers so he can help you deal with them as well as remove them as much as possible.

- He's coping with his own PTSD too, so any outbursts or instability is completely fine with him. He understands. He'd never take anything you say in the heat of the moment personally.

- Plus, he's like, never tired, so you can always call on him in an emergency. You're his top priority. Whatever you need to feel safe now, he doesn't mind helping with.

- He becomes a lot more protective as well. Whereas you two were a lot more independent from each other before, now he makes an effort to accompany you to anything that might make you upset. He just worries so much...

- If anyone or anything DOES upset you, he's releasing absolute hell onto that person. Normally he'd never make a scene, but with you? He is completely ok with making EVERYONE uncomfortable, just to make a point.

- Your problems and trauma don't bother him at all. If anything, he's glad to have a partner who can understand his struggles as well. You're both just moving past something as best as you can, and that's all that matters.

“It's been three years?” You thought to yourself as you sat still, staring out the window, ”It must've been less than that. No, it was just last month wasn't it?“

That's what you'd been telling yourself since you woke up. That day, it'd been three years since you had left. But it must've been some kind of trick. Some lie you'd been told. No, it couldn't've been.

So you sat, your dry eyes fixed on a swaying bush outside the window. If it had really been three years since then, then you must've been sitting for months. The house was quiet, and the weather was dreary. You hadn't eaten. Ludwig would be frustrated about that. But he wasn't here, so... it was alright.

Or at least, he shouldn't have been.

“Y/N?” Ludwig called out from somewhere else in the house. You didn't move. Even as his footsteps came closer and closer to where you sat, you didn't move.

“Liebling, are you ok?”

No response. He sighs, crouching down next to your chair.

“Is this because it's been three years?“

This time a response, as it seems like your body nodded involuntarily.

”Ah. I understand, my dear.“

He stood up again, setting down his bag from work.

”How long have you been sitting there?“

”I dunno...“ You croaked out, your voice clearly being out of use for quite a while.

”Do you want to keep sitting there?“

No response.

“Would you want to come walk Berlitz and the boys with me?“

A small nod. Ludwig walks over just to open the blinds a little more, just as the sun begins to shine into the room through a gap in the cloudy sky.

“Nice timing, isn't it?”

“Yeah...”

“Take your time getting ready. I'll be waiting downstairs whenever you want to go. I missed you today, Y/N.” And with that, he pressed a soft kiss to your forehead and walked downstairs.

England

- When you first told him, things didn't go... perfectly. Arthur is not a very comforting man in general, but when it comes to you, his love tends to manifest in, well... not the best ways.

- He became quite angry when you told him. Not because he was angry at you, but angry that someone could ever do that to you.

- But after he realized how that anger would have come across to you, he tried to explain away why he had reacted so harshly.

”Love, I- I didn't mean to... well, I'm not angry at you, ok? I promise. It's not like it was your damn fault! You're the victim! Of some- some twisted cunt-”

“Ok- but y-you're still yelling!”

“I'm not yelling at you- I'm yelling for you!”

- Don't worry, that's probably the last time he'll ever yell around you.

- After the initial panic and hatred, he remembers what's important. You. And protecting you, in every way he can.

- Whenever he's around you, he makes sure to regulate his emotions as much as he can. He'll get all of his anger out at Alfred, just so you never have to worry about him coming home pissed. He wants his home to feel safe for you.

- He tries to be as consistent as possible. If you ever need anything, he won't ask questions, he'll just do it. As much as he wants to be snarky, he'd stop making those kinds of comments to you entirely.

- But if you still know your abuser, he's taking out all of that anger onto them. In his opinion, any person who could traumatize you like that should suffer just like you have.

- Basically, he just becomes a lot more protective. In public, he'd hold your hand constantly, so you always know that you're not alone. In private, he'd lay off any questioning. Whatever you need to do to feel comfortable, he'd push his own curiosity aside.

- Although, he struggles with talking about what you went through directly. He's likely gone through something similar, and an honest conversation about either of your problems freaks him out a little bit.

- He can comfort you, bringing you back from the brink with no problem, but don't expect him to have any meaningful ideas on how to help you cope.

- (His only idea is what he does. Which is to try to ignore it. Which is bad.)

All Arthur had to say was “What's wrong with you?” for the spiral to start. He wasn't even serious, but the smirk plastered on his face seemed to turn sinister within a second. The smell of the room, the direction of the sun, the feeling of your socks, all of it was too familiar. All of it was exactly like that time long ago.

You started to breathe heavier, eyes darting for something to save you from the situation you had just been cast into once again. Something must be different, this can't be happening again.

“Y/N?” Arthur asks, his voice distant and muffled within your panicking mind, “Y/N, look at me.”

When he reached out gently to rest his hand over yours, you completely drew away within an instant. Shaking, cowering in fear against the couch, as far away as you could get from...

“Y/N, is it happening again?” He said, his words barely registering. You nodded, still looking at everything and nothing.

But you watched intently as he got up. He walked over to the thermostat, his footsteps nothing like you remembered from back then. It suddenly became colder than it used to be... and a blanket was draped over your quivering body.

“It's over. They're not here... ok? I promise it's over.”

“You promise? Y-You promise?”

“You're safe. There's nothing here that can hurt you. I promise.“

[sakuralovespossums]

So I recently rewatched Anastasia (1997) and did some research on the tragic backstory behind the real life story of her and her family. And as a long time Hetalia fan, I thought of a touching yet angst story about what a reincarnation scenario would be like for Anastasia and Russia. If France could see a reincarnation of Joan of Arc, why can’t Russia?

Imagine a scenario where Russia is walking around a museum or the old royal mansion, where he meets a woman who’s visiting from Greece to see her Russian boyfriend. (The reason why she’s reborn as a Greek person is because her name, Anastasia, means “rebirth” in Greek).

Russia immediately catches on that the woman is the reincarnation of his lost princess who he saw/loved as a daughter. He tries not to burst into tears and freak her out, so he simply tells her to enjoy her visit in his country and watch her walk off to meet up with her after mentioned boyfriend. He watches her with a sad yet content smile, seeing her being able to live her life as an adult and happily in love. A life she was denied of in her past life.

[hetalia-boyfriend-scenario]

S/o having a massive anxiety attack?

This may be triggering for some. Flavio is kind of a terrible person in this. But I would like to base it on how I think he would react.

1p Spain ( Antonio):

"So what movie do you want to watch bonito/a." We are looking through netflix and I am snuggling up to my partner. They are holding on to me.

"I guess anything. I need to really unwine from this unbelieve day." They say that while nuzzling there nose into my neck. "Make it something from your country. Suprise me."

As I sit here with my boyfriend and he puts on the movie. I just start thinking about my day and the fact that I have run out of my meds. As well I can not get more intill tomorrow, because the Pharmacy is closed today.

I would not be suprise if he pick a romance. That is what we normal watch, when he picks a movie.

"Ok, let me think." Antonio is going through the search bar and types up spain and goes through the movies. He get this devilish look on his face, he is up to something. "How about we watch REC."

"What is it about?"

"It a suprise." I give him this look of annoyance. "You said you wanted it to be a suprise." He say shaking his hands up in the air.

"Alright"

While we watch the movie. I immediately tell it is some sort of mystery. Like the news people (I forget what there called) go to interview the fire fighter and watch them work. It in the veiw of the camer.

"Is this a horror movie?" Antonio shakes his head up and down. "You know I get scared during these things!"

"Do not worry I will protect you." He pulls me closer to his chest. "You have to experience a spainsh horror movie. There the best horror movies."

"I do not like horror movies in General."

It get further and further into the movie. I am paying attention to the movie, but I am as well thinking about everything that went wrong today.

I start to over analyze everything. Oh my god. Whar is that? I throw up immediately, the first step of every massive anxiety attack I have ever had.

"Wow, it not even at the gross stu-"

I am start to breath deep and quick, I start to cry, and then I run to the opposite side of the apartment.

I go into a little ball, just start to go back and further. My boyfriend rushes in. I can tell his talking, but I can not hear I thing. But I do start to avoid eyes contact. I want to look anywhere but him. I just don't want him to see me like this.

I see after my partner throws up. That they stuble away, crying, and doing this weird breathing thing. "Wow, we are not even at the gross stuff. Hey are you alright?" They start to run across the apartment. I rush after them assuming they are going to the bathroom. But intead they go to the bedroom? "Hey, Bonita/o?! What the matter?!"

They crubble to the growned and go into a tiny ball. There hyperventilating. Oh god what have I done. When they mentioned that they had a bad day, they most havw thought I understood that they ment anxious.

I walk into the room. "I am sorry." There sill hyperventilating. "What can I do to help you?" They look up at the ceiling and around. They look at me but refuse to give me eyes contact. "Tesero?"

They put there head in there knees. "I want my mommy" I hear them whisper under their voice.

"I do not have your mamá number. What is it?" They do not seem to hear me. I go back to the living room for their phone. I see it by their wallet. I pick it up and I put in their password. I call their mamá.

2p Romano(Flavio):

We are just arriving from a fashion show. It was amazing. But all those models where nothing like me. I was thinking about this all throughout the night, that I was hardly even enjoying the show. I think Flavio wad able to tell. I was breathing deeply during the entire thing, just wanting to cry. But I know Flavio would be deeply embarrassed if I expressed these emotions.

Flavio opens the door for me, when we enter the car. Then he goes right next to me. "Drive us home." He orders the driver to do. I see Flavio turn to me "What made you want to cry during it?"

"Very funny. I did not want to cry. In fact I was quite enjoying the show."

"Then explain why you are at the break of tears right now." I give him these look of how do you know. "It in your voice, Bella/o."

I burst into tear and start to hyperventilate. "It just- I don't- hate... Body." Flavio start to close the window that makes it easier for him to contact the driver."

"What got you down about your body?" Flavio is looking at me and expects a answer. But I know I will not be able to talk right now. I try but I ened up barfing. "Oh my god. Are you sick." He open back up the window. "Get us back home ASAP!" He closes the window again. He doea not touch me. Probably because I am not as pretty/handsome as those models. "What do you want me to do? How sick are you? If you knew you were sick, why dis you come. Do you know how bad it would be for my reputation if my partner throw up in public."

I just look at him. He is right. I should have know I would not have been able to handle seeing all those models. He still is not touching me.

"Hey are you going to talk to me?" I look away from him. I am embarrassed for the fact he saw me throw up and currently have a panic attack.

"I am sorry!" I scream.

He gives me this puzzled look. "What are you sorry for?" He looks at me "Your hyperventilate. Oh my god. I am so sorry. Is that way you throw up." He start to go in foe the hug, but he stops. "I do not want to get my clothes dirty."

I start to move away from him.

"Why are you distancing yourself from me?"

"YOU WANT ONE OF YOUR MODEL FRIENDS DON'T YOU!" I yell, then I go back into a ball. "All you care about is how you appear to other people."

"NO! I do not!" He screams it too, but not has loud.

I just distance myself from him more.

"Fine you will not even look at me. What did I do wrong. I am the perfect boyfriend. You should not be having a panic attack right now."

Then he looks at himself. 'Am I the reason there crying'. "Is the reason you are crying because you do not look like those models?" I do not budge, I just start rocking back and forth.

He start to move closer to me. His shoes get into the throw up, but he still get closer to me. He then pulls me closer to him. "I will do anything you ask. Just tell me. And I am sorry for making it about me."

2p Italy ( Luciano): This talks about sexual assult. If that triggers you please do not read.

I fidle with my keys. I am trying to open the door. But I am on the urge on having a panic attack, which is making my vision blurr. I final get the right key, in the right way, and open the door. I walk inside and once the door is close, I crumble to the growned. I start hyperventilating even thought I already did this at my works bathroom. It does not stop me from doing it here. That man touched me again. I feel disgusting.

I see Luciano rushing in "Amore?! What is it?" He rushes over and start to hols me. "Is it your anxiety?" Luciano never acts like this. "You have been having a lot of these lately. Did you forget to take your meds? I will get them?" He say rushing through his sentace really quickly and then start speaking in italian "Cosa sta succedendo con lui. Sono così preoccupato" He say it under his breath.

"Luciano. Please do not get mad at me."

"Why would I be mad at you?" I hear worry in his voice.

"This guy at work... Well he has been... I do not know what he has been doing. But he grab me by my crouche and said this disgusting thing in my ear. I am sorry. I probably did something to ask for it. But I do not know wh-"

He see this look on his face. He is probably mad at me. "Who is this man?" He looks directly at me, I swear he is looking into my soul "And what did he say to you?"

"I do not want to repeat it."

"Do not worry. I will take care of things. Now stop hyperventilating."

" I can't, I want my mommy." I say under my voice.

I know Luciano is a little off topic. But it was the best I could do for him. I was running out of ideas. I was thinking about including school. But I like the idea that the S/O is a adult. I find it easier to write.

When I am having a severe anxiety attack. I throw up and I do not know how other react. So I pretty much base it on my personal experiences with anxiety.

[tenshiacademy]

I put these in a Hetalia Bf Scenarios I’m working on in WattPad...

[1p2p-heta-imagines]

Hello! Can you perhaps write a fluff one shot with 2p Russia and a male reader?

(I am SO SO SO sorry this took so long to complete and that it’s short and not that good! I hope you do enjoy it though! And please tell me if the Russian is wrong, I don’t speak it.)

Tap, tap, tap.

The sound was a mix of Viktor’s pen clicking and rain slowly pattering on the window. Viktor had run into some trouble when trying to complete some work and his mind drifted off to other things. He was blissfully unaware of his boyfriend’s ideas.

As Viktor watched the rain slowly drip down the glass on his window, his boyfriend was rushing around the house. He went from room to room to room, attempting to perfect everything that his mind had settled on.

“Ok, I think that’s all I need… Maybe just a little more…” He mumbled, rearranging some flowers on the table. They were stargazer lilies, a beautiful flower he knew Viktor adored.

He fumbled around the room, placing multiple things on the table in an attempt to make sure that absolutely everything was perfect. He had been planning things for a while now, never managing to find the right time to set his plan into action but it would be today. He couldn’t wait for any longer.

“It’s perfect, I need to stop worrying about all of this…” He mumbled. He turned and started to walk away before pausing and rushing to rearrange the flowers one final time. Perfect.

He let out a small squeal of excitement, happy that it was how he had pictured in his mind.

He rushed out of the room, running up stair after stair before bursting into his soulmate’s office. Victor glanced up with him, an annoyed expression turning into one of adoration one when he saw who it was.

“Ok, you can’t question me on this! Close your eyes, hold my hand! We’re going somewhere because I found something!” His boyfriend ordered. He held out his hand, awaiting Viktor to grab it. Viktor smiled, getting up from his chair and walking around the desk to hold his lover’s hand.

“By all means, lead the way.” He closed his eyes.

His boyfriend gave him a quick kiss on the cheek before carefully leading him out of the room and down the stairs.

“Down, down, down, down and here’s the floor! No more carefulness, let’s go!”

His boyfriend dragged him along through various rooms. He grew more confused by the second, knowing the layout of his house. They went from living room to kitchen to corridor after corridor until eventually, they landed in the dining room.

“Why are we in the dining room?” Viktor questioned.

“You can open your eyes, silly! I made dinner! I noticed that you always make it and I thought that, since you’ve been working so hard, I should do it for once! I tried my best! I got flowers and I got you a gift too!” His lover rambled on, nervousness overwhelming their mind. A small, gentle kiss managed to silence them.

“Thank you, дорого́й. You’re truly the most perfect person in this world.” Viktor smiled, caressing his boyfriend’s cheek. His soulmate smiled, their worry slowly subsiding as they realized he loved it almost as much as he loved them. A perfect night for a perfect couple.

[c0smic-dawn]

Requests are open

Listen, I have like 0 to no ideas, so I’m hoping you guys will! Please request stuff! I’m part of multiple fandoms, so don’t think you’re only restricted to DL because you aren’t. I’ve only written DL recently because I was in a mood lol. Anyways, please request!

[zanygalaxycrown]

Hey guys send in some poly or trans s/o requests if you want

[randomnessunicorn-imagine]

Prussia (female) 2 & 8

{ Hello-! }

~❤ Boyfriend Scenarios: Prussia x Reader  ;

 ♡  BECOMING FRIENDS ♡ 

Sometimes, you and Prussia took for a walk the dogs of Ludwig because the two of you loved these animals so much. Germany was always busy with his job that he could not take care of his dogs. Luckily, there were you and Prussia who could help him. Those dogs were so adorable that you just could cuddle them like there was no tomorrow. After the super cuddling time with those big puppies, you, Prussia and the dogs played together at the park, launching to them balls or just watching the dogs while they run free or played together.It was like you’d become a member of the family because you were often invited to barbecue with them especially during spring and summer because they were the perfect seasons to grill.Gilbert truly needed a friend like you who shared his same hobbies and interests. Since his nation did not exist anymore, he often got bored and he had anything to do so you filled his days with fun and surprise. His life became even more awesome!

♡ WHEN HE IS JELOUS ♡ 

This last period you were so busy with your job that you were ignoring Prussia.You know, he needed attention because he was such a primadonna sometimes and he wanted to be in the spotlight. Of course, he thought he was the most attractive and magnificent person of the universe so there was no reason to be jealous for him but it could happen he could question himself.“You got home late. Even this time…” he said trying to appear normal but you noticed a hostile tone in his voice.“Yes, I had a lot of work, so many of my colleagues are on vacation so I have to do their job, too…” you explained calmly.“Really? Are you so devoted to your job?” he asked, opinionated. “Uhm… Yes, I suppose… It’s my job!” you said raising an eyebrow.Anything of this made sense but he just sighed.“It’s a bore here without you…” he whined as if he was a little child but you knew he was a little child, after all.You smiled because it was something tender.Actually, he was not jealous and he knew you would have never cheated on him –because it was impossible since he was the best- but he wanted his space. He wanted your time.  He was jealous of the time you spent at your job but you did not spend with him. It was atrocious! Feed his narcissism.  

[brianlesshetaliawritings]

🦋 Hello~

Could you do scenarios ; How the Hetalia guys would motivate and help with studying, basically making sure their S/O stay on top of school work. Any character is fine, you can pick, no pressure.

Tho speaking of who Is your favourite character? 🍬 you don’t have to answer if you’re uncomfortable it’s cool

America, China, Canada, and France helping/motivating their S/O with schoolwork

note: i’m sorry it took awhile, idk how to format it yet. oh also i couldn't finish canada since idk what to write for him (sorry again) my favorite character kinda depends on my mood but Hungary, Canada, and Switzerland are my top three.

America

He would try and help you study but sadly your face is too distracting for him.

So, he ends up just looking for articles or books that can help you.

America would force you on a burger break because while he cares for your education, your inner peace is more important to him.

He would hang out in the room you’re studying in, (or you're studying where he's working) occasionally looking over your shoulder to see what you’re doing. He always compliments your good work after checking too.

Alfred hugs your back, resting his head on your shoulder. “Lookin’ good, babe.” You can’t tell whether he said that to you, or if it was directed towards your work. Either way the statement is still flattering though. You look up at him to notice him looking right back at you. Alfred chuckles once you look back to your schoolwork.

China

China will be really helpful, he’d probably encourage note taking and other good methods to remember things.

He’d make you some tea, or just water if you dislike that. He doesn’t want you to forget about staying hydrated.

Wouldn’t distract you as much as some the others might, he finds your schoolwork to be very important.

Altogether very helpful, does his best to help you with it. He probably knows a lot too with how ancient he is.

"S/O, I made you some tea! This helps with memory so it should help you a lot." He smiles, placing the cup down gently for you. "Thank you." You sighed looking to him, you appreciated the stuff he did for you. It might not be much but it helps. He presses a soft kiss to your cheek, "Call for me if you need anything." then he leaves. Even if he never stays for long, it's still nice when he does check in on you.

Canada

He makes you some pancakes to eat while working, might even try to shape it into something cute like a heart for you.

Extra helpful if you’re writing something. I feel like that’d be his best subject.

The way he’d help with that is spelling corrections, telling you different ways to phrase something you said.

If it’s anything else he’s still helpful, mostly just there for moral support though.

(I WROTE SOMETHING HERE WHY THE FUCK DID IT DISSAPEAR?!?!??! i'm so sorry canada lovers but i aint rewriting that shit😭)

France

France is the classic "i will help you study!" but you end up getting nothing done because of him.

Keeps asking you to take a break, he's kind of needy about your affection. Will try and look sad if you say no, does his own version of puppy dog eyes.

Eventually he gives up and goes to at least make you a snack, you deserve it for being such a determined worker.

He'll come and go, definitely the least helpful but he is pretty fun so that kind of makes up for it.

"S/OOO~." He whispers in your ear, his persistence for your attention is starting to become sad with how desperate he's getting. Currently, your lovely boyfriend is trying to convince you how taking another break will help your work ethic. You love him loads but he's really time consuming. Sighing, you turn around and grab his shoulders. "Francis. If you give me another hour to work, I will go out and have dinner with you. Okay?" He seems pleased with this compromise, already going off to get ready and plan where you two will go.

[thelonelyme]

Masterlist and Infos⭒

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✉Masterlist✉

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✉ハイキュー!! [Haiykyu!!]

•Yandere Kuroo + mini oneshot

•Yandere Kuroo + mini oneshot [ITA.]

•Yandere Haikyuu! Headcanons

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✉僕の��ーローアカデミア[BNHA][Though i won't write about this manga/anime]

•The Big 3: types of boyfriends/girlfriend

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✉デスノート [Death Note]

•Mello: type of boyfriend

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✉進撃の人 [Shingeki no kyojin]

•Types of Friends

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✉約束 の ネ バ ー ラ ン ド [The Promised Neverland]

•Yandere TPN Headcanons

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✉ディズニー ツイステッドワンダーランド[Twisted Wonderland]

•Spoiled- Yandere Malleus Draconia x reader x Silver [pt. 1]

•Just a kiss- Yandere Malleus Draconia x reader x Silver [pt.2]

•Aftermath- Yandere Malleus Draconia x reader x Silver [pt.3]

•Like a Dream- Yandere Malleus Draconia x reader x Silver [pt.4]

•Yandere Malleus Draconia x reader w/D.I.D.

•Azul Ashengrotto x reader Headcanons

•Yandere dorm leaders x fallen angel reader [pt. 1]

•Yandere dorm leaders x fallen angel reader [pt. 2]

•To my dove- Yandere Rook Hunt x reader [letter styled]

•Perpetua Nox- Malleus x reader [oneshot]

•Just the two of us- Trey Clover x reader [coming soon]

•White as snow- Yandere Neige LeBlanche x reader [coming soon]

•Remember me, brother- Jade Leech/Floyd Leech angst story [platonic]

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✉ヘタリア[Hetalia: Axis Powers]

•Bell'amore- Romano Vargas[South Italy] x reader [coming soon]

•Liebe- Ludwig Beilschmidt [Germany] x reader [coming soon]

•Loser- Yandere Allen F. Jones [2p. America] x reader [coming soon]

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✉おべいみー[Obey Me!]

• Yandere Mammon Headcanons [coming soon]

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✉鬼滅の刃[Kimetsu no yaiba]

• Falling sun- Yandere Kibutsuji Muzan x reader [coming soon]

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✉原神[Genshin Impact]

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•𝐀𝐞𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐚 𝐩𝐮𝐥𝐜𝐡𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐨- Genshin Impact x reader [sagau] [prologue]

•Solis Occasum- Yandere Genshin impact X reader [AU]

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✉[Special]

•Look, an empty space!

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✉[Reblogs]

•This cute little trend here

•Yandere Genshin Cult Au [reblog @.pinkie pop]

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✉Info & Rules✉

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• This blog was created by me for entertainment only, so please avoid any insults.

• This blog contains NS//FW, Yandere content and dark themes, so I beg anyone under the age of right or who may be bothered / triggered by such content not to read posts with warnings. But there are also fluff and angst scenarios, so if you don't like this type of stuff, you could always read my other posts ;)

• Here I will write several things ranging from classic one-shots to scenarios and head-canons. The scenarios present may be of the following type:

Angst [where the scenario shows sad themes],

Fluff [where the scenario shows cheerful themes and moments of tenderness],

Yandere [where very heavy topics are found, such as kidnapping, unhealthy relationships, stalking, obsession, etc.].

• The reader will be written by me as a female [since I'm one] by default, not because I hate or despite writing for gn reader, it's just my inclination on writing. That will change according to the requests, I'll accept female and gn readers.

• I will absolutely NOT write:

Pedophilia,

incest,

too much gore/gore fetish,

character x character,

step-cest,

detailed description of rape/ rape,

heavy NS//FW/ detailed corn works,

vore,

mental/phisical disturb/illness [I wrote something like that and I don't think I'll write about it anymore]

pregnancy,

various kinks,

or anything related to this stuff.

• I want to clarify from the beginning that here we respect all the ships of others, as long as they are legal, that they do not ridicule the character or that monopolize them [ex. NO, BuT *insert character name here* Is OnLy MiNe !!1!!11!!!]

• I accept requests where there are more love or platonic interests, such as: poly characters x reader, as long as they do not exceed too many, the maximum amount of characters for post/scenarios is 4-5.

• I take a lot of time writing the scenarios, head-canons etc, so nobody should feel wrong if the requested scenario does not come out immediately. I am not a writer, and this serves as a smattering, I will try to do my best.

• If I don't write a specific request, it will definitely have nothing to do with the person who requested, but I will probably not be comfortable writing it [although I will try to answer ALL requests.]

• There is no chance that I will write for OCs, so requests that contain OC! x (character) will be ignored.

•I won't write about real people like actors, singers, YouTubers etc. Not only because I think that reading a fanfiction about yourself would be really strange, but because I already don't like writing about actual existing people.

• Homophobic/racist/sexist, misandric comments etc. and you will immediately get banned/reported. (WE ARE ALL PEOPLE WITH RIGHTS AND FEELINGS.)

•I don't take the responsibility of the people who reads my works, I assume that all of you are ok with all the stuff I write and that you are aware that I don't support violence in any way.

•If anyone in your life is toxic or makes you do things that you don't want to do, please ask immediately for help, those behaviours [yanderes] aren't good, and shouldn't be in a healthy relationship/friendship etc. Please be safe. You don't owe anything to anyone, and if someone tries to use subtle and disgusting ways to make you do what you don't want to, remember that there are people that want only the best for you. Don't be afraid to talk and to speak about your problems.

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✉Writing Code✉

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Head-canons: ♡

One-shot: ♧

Series: ♤

[serenity-songbird]

Been looking for a Hetalia blog to send this to! I was inspired by one of my favorite animorphs books- one of the characters morphed a starfish, got cut in half, and the halves regenerated into two different sides of her personality. One version of her was violent and impulsive, and the other was cowardly and thought about the consequences of actions. The animorphs had to figure out how to put the two halves of her together again. So my request is, how would the axis (plus Romano and Prussia) react to this happening to their s/o? Especially if the impulsive version of them was the side of them that was out of control now that they didn’t have their other side to think rationally. Kind of like a dark side of a person vs their moral side, except literally in this case. Would the axis be surprised to see just how violent one side of their s/o was and just how emotional their moral side was? Sorry if it’s a lot

(This is a very interesting request. Sorry it's late, but I was really thinking hard about this one. Thinking about how each character would react was funny. This is a cool concept. Thank you).

Scenario For All Characters:

You, my dear reader, were just visiting your good friends England, Romania, and Norway.

They said they had a cool new magic trick to show you.

...You figured it would probably go wrong, but you were curious.

But you know what they say...

Curiosity killed the cat.

But this time, satisfaction didn't bring it back...

The spell appeared to be going well so far. All the lights were so pretty and you were entranced in the movements and words being chanted.

Still...you stayed pretty far away to try and avoid any CATtastrophies. (See what I did there)???

Then, not suprisingly, something went wrong.

Someone must have messed up a motion or said a wrong wrong...Next thing you knew, you were being engulfed in a bright white light and felt yourself literally spilt in two.

Chaos ensued after as the 3 Wizards began to argue about who messed up.

Your darkside caused a ruckus and was angry and destroying everything. Your moral side was very emotional and began to cry and Express your feelings very loudly and expressively.

While they figured out how to fix the spell, they had to send you to your boyfriend's house.

They hoped that maybe he could contain you.

Because they couldn't concentrate with both your sides making them lose their focus.

Whe. Your boyfriend saw you and England explained what happened, he...

He completely freaks out.

Like, you know how Italy overreacts to everything?

This is literally 10 times worse. 😅😅😘

He had to go get Germany to help.

Germany thought he was just spouting nonsense as always, but when he saw your two halves he was very concerned.

Expect Germany to have to handle your dark side...

Because Italy is waaay to scared to even be in the same room as dark side you.

He still loves you, don't get me wrong.

It's just he didn't expect you to have such a scary side.

But he blames it on whatever spell made you this way.

Afterall, you are perfect and would never be so mean.

He will stay by your morale side though.

He would comfort your moral side and make pasta to make you feel better.

He is quite emotional himself so he doesn't dwell much on it.

When the Magic Trio finally found out how to fix you, Germany literally yelled at them ruining his off day.

Italy is very very relieved when you go back to normal.

He will hug and kiss you crying and take you out on a date.

He begs you to never scare him like that again.

He missed the real you and is glad to have you back.

He thinks it's a joke at first.

Like, a spell splitting up your two personalities???

Like he will believe something like that.

But when he finds out that it really did happen and you're not playin a prank...

He gets pissed.

Like who the fuck are you, first of all???

You're normally the rational, patient, coolheaded one in the relationship.

You are kind, caring, and loving.

Plus, you were even-tempered and calm.

His complete opposite.

Yet here is your darkside being scary, rude, and angry while your moral side is waaay to emotional and cowardly. (Kind of like his "idiot brother.")

He is terrified of your darkside and annoyed by your moral side.

He just wants his (Y/N) back.

The Magic Trio will pay for this.

Darkside may or may not have been locked in his coat closet for most of the day...

When the "screwups" finally fixed you, he kicked them out by throwing tomatoes at them and cussing then out.

Normally, Romano isn't so cuddly with you, but he was so relived that you were back to normal that he cuddled you on the couch for the rest of the day.

...He will confront you afterwards though.

He wants to make sure that you aren't a complete psycho...😅😅😅

He thinks you're messing with him.

Afterall, you guys play pranks on each other all the time. With Love.~

So he thought it was another one of those pranks.

But when he finds out it's not, he kind of...intrigued???

Like, he always thought that you were the sweetest person alive who wouldn't hurt a fly.

But you have a darkside.

Whaaat???

He always knew you were emotional (not to the extent of your moral side).

So the moral side really didn't suprise him.

He just gave you your favorite snacks and let you watch the TV.

It seemed to suffice you and that was one problem solved.

Your darkside, however, was not so easy to control or bribe.

He learned a lot about you that day...

Your dark side was terrifying...

And Prussia being Prussia dealt with it the only way he knew how.

By laughing and making jokes like everything g is okay.

Don't be fooled, he is chilled to the bone.

He is finally able to annoy and exhaust your dark side well enough to get them to tucker out.

Yes, darkside did chase him and he felt like he was in a horror movie.

But hey, at least he managed to deal with that problem.

(You didn't have as high a stamina as he did and he used that to his advantage).

When you came back to normal, he sighed in relief.

For once, he felt drained of energy.

He was happy you were back to normal, picked you up, and lay you down next to him and you both fell asleep quickly.

It was a long day.

Expect major teasing the next morning for your emotional side.

He will avoid the topic of your darkside though.

Like man, remind him to never make you angry...

He gives you this look.

Like literally, will stare at both sides for a good minute, before breaking out of it and completely losing his mind.

What the hell were the Magic Trio thinking?!?!?!

Will lecture them for a good minute before threatening to kill them if they don't fix you.

No one had ever seen Germany this pissed off so they scrambled to fix their mistake.

Germany will watch your both sides very closely.

Your Moral side was easy for him to calm down.

Afterall, you were literally like Italy.

He has learned how to deal with him...

So for you, he just gives you supplies for your favorite activity and your favorite snacks and you are literally just happily doing it while Germany watches you to make sure you don't wander off.

Your darkside was a little bit harder to subdue.

He had no idea how violent, strong, and angry you were.

Or was it just the spell???

He didn't know.

But your darkside was a really good fighter.

As a military man, he knew exactly what to do with you.

He made you do some military drills.

Took you outside and gave you challenges on his outdoor gym/obstacle course.

Your darkside was pretty competitive and wanted to prove you could complete the challenges no problem.

It also helped that a lot of the challenges were physically taxing so it helped release a lot of anger and violent tendencies.

He was actually quite impressed.

Don't think he forgot your moral side.

While Darkside was doing the challenges, he would often check up on Moral and give you Pat's on the head and encouragement so keep you happy.

Because of Germany's threats, the Magic Trio found the cure in record time.

He felt completely drained for having to watch you like a hawk, and was grateful you were back to normal.

Once he is finished grilling the Magic Trio a second time, he will kick them out and spend the rest of the evening with you.

He loves the original you the most.

...Expect to join the Axis Powers on their training from now on...

He now knows you are pretty strong so he will make you help him train the others...

Good luck...He will not go easy on you just because your his S/O.

He is in utter shock and disbelief.

Japan is an advid believer in the consequences of witchcraft and curses.

So this situation will not be taken lightly.

He is...uncomfortable to say the least.

I mean, you two halves were just so different from how you normally were.

Your moral side was very loud, emotional, and clingy to a point where he did not know how to handle it.

On the other hand, your darkside was mean, angry, and destructive.

Certainly, that isn't who you are...right???

He tried to deal with it as best he could.

It was certainly a challenge.

Your moral side was easy to appease.

He just gave you things you liked and you were focused on those things.

Darkside, however, was harder to calm down and ended up trashing his house.

He is literally in tears by the time the Magic Trio fixes you.

You'll have to reassure him that the spell had a bad effect on you and you're really not that cruel or violent.

...It doesn't change the fact that it was still you and you have a darkside he didn't know about.

But eventually he accepts you because no matter what, you are and always will be special and his one true love.

But let's hope you never become like Darkside...

[arsonaetcuh]

Incorrect Hetalia Quotes part 6/? Romerica/Americano/Roaring 20s Trio edition (very long)

Lithuania: How did you and Romano get together? America: I almost beat him up when he was trying to clean Lithuania: America: It was love at first fight.

Romano: Alfredo is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do? Prussia: Punch him in the stomach and kiss him when he doubles over in pain. Lithuania: Kick him in the shins  America, sobbing: just ask me to lean down.

Romano: What are you, five? America: Yeah, five heads taller than you! America: I'm so sorry please don't kill me-

America: I think I just figured something out. I got to go. Romano: Aren’t you forgetting something? America: Uhh… *hesitantly kisses Romano's forehead before running out*. Romano: No, bastard! Pay your bill! Damn, who raised you?

America: isn't this wonderful? Romano: Yeah, it's just me, you, and the moon. Lithuania, as the moon: HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS

Lithuania: Hey, Romano, are you free on Friday? Like, around 8pm on Friday? Romano: Si? Lithuania: What about you? America: Yeah, I am. Lithuania: Great! Because I’m not. You two go out without me. Enjoy your date! America: Did he just-

Romano: WHICH ONE OF YOU BASTARDS TOUTCHA MY SPAGHETTI?? I AM GOING TO KI- America: *raises hand* Romano: -iss you and bring you some more spaghetti. Do you want cheese on top?

America: YOU’RE UNDER ARREST FOR ROBBERY Romano: WAIT NO BUT WHAT DID I STEAL? America: My heart.

America: *whispers in Romano's ear* This place is pretty dangerous, want me to hold your hand... just in case? Romano: *rolls his eyes playfully and grabs America's hand, intertwining their fingers together* Lithuania: …We’re at the mall, what is wrong with you two???

Romano: Your smile? It makes my day. America: Your happiness? I live for that. Lithuania: A room? Just get one.

America: Oh c’mon, I didn’t drink that much last night! Lithuania: You were flirting with Romano. America: So what? He's my boyfriend. Lithuania: You asked if he was single…  Lithuania: And then cried when he said he wasn't

America: Oh c’mon, I didn’t drink that much last night! Lithuania: You were flirting with Romano. America: So what? He's my boyfriend. Lithuania: You asked if he was single…  Lithuania: And then cried when he said he wasn't

England: If you wanna marry America, you're gonna have to ask for my blessing.

Romano: Ok. May I have your-

Netherlands: And mine.

Romano: What?

France: And mine.

Romano:

Spain: And mine

Romano: You're supposed to be my dad!

Norway: And my blessing.

Sweden: And mine

Finland: And mine

Romano:

Denmark: Don't forget mine!

Canada: And mine!

Romano: *nervous sweating*

Lithuania: Alfred F. Jones, do you take Giacomo Vargas as your lawfully wedded husband? America: I Scooby-Dooby-Doo. Romano: I want a divorce.

America: Be the bigger person. Romano: No! I’m 170cm and bitter. You be the bigger person.

America, singing: This woman is my destiny. She said; Nyo!Romano, singing: Ooo oo oo ooh, shut up- Nyo!Romano, normal voice: Just shut up!

America: Making my way downtown. America: Walking fast. America: America: Walking slower to match my pace with Romano's because he's short.

America: For self defence purposes, imagine this scenario: I have a gun to your face and say "Your money or your life!" What would you do? Romano: Bold of you to assume I have money. Lithuania: Bold of you to assume I want to live.

Romano: So, bastard, what’s Alfredo's type? Lithuania: Hazel eyes, brown hair, oblivious, likes food, rude as hell Romano: Sounds kinda like me... Too bad we’re just friends! Lithuania: Did I mention oblivious? Romano: Si, why? Lithuania: Okay, just making sure.

Romano: I'm cooking my brother America: ok Romano: *for Romano: I love how you would've believed me.

Romano: What time is it? America: *rips off normal clothes to reveal revolutionary uniform* SHOWTIME Lithuania: I'm so sorry America: SHOWTIME SHOWTIME YO--

*After an argument between Romano and America* Lithuania: Alright, now America, do you have anything nice to say about Romano? America: …I've seen... shorter people.

Lithuania: So, why is America mad at you? Romano: He sneezed and I accidentally said “shut the fuck up” instead of “bless you.” Lithuania: How do you accidentally say “shut the fuck up”?!

America: So we went to the only person we could trust— Lithuania. Romano: But he told us our plan was way too devious. America: And illegal.

Romano: This is torture. You're torturing me. Stop trying to seduce me, it's not going to work. America: -literally just washing the dishes-

Romano: Anyone above 170cm doesn’t deserve happiness America: I’m sorry could you say that a bit louder? Couldn’t hear that from up here. Do you need a ladder? I can get you a ladder.

*Watching a horror movie* America: Are you scared? Romano: In this economy, who wouldn’t be?

Romano and America: Can you feel the lo- Lithuania, joining in: love tonight- America: Really? Lithuania: I'll shut up now

America, singing(???): IT'S THE EYE OF THE TIGER IT'S THE THRILL OF THE FIGHT! Romano: *unsheathes sword* Lithuania: *stops him* America: RISING UP TO THE CHALLENGE OF OUR RIVAL!!!

America and Romano: *making out in the kitchen* Lithuania, casually walking by while eating cereal: Oh hey am I interrupting anything

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