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So usually when an imaginary friend is a real thing in a story, it’s either a demon or a ghost or some supernatural boogeyman that probably wants to eat the kid they’ve befriended (Mama, a couple of the Paranormal Activity movies), or “imaginary friends” are just treated as a real thing in the setting, and if a child just thinks hard enough they can manifest a friend into existence (Foster’s Home for Imaginary Friends, Happy).
And somewhere in the middle is an area where the imaginary friend in question is real and they are supernatural, but they aren’t malevolent, and they aren’t entirely honest about what they are. Like maybe they’re a fairy or a god or some kind of boggle from mythology, but they just got caught by a six year old and they don’t have time to get into it, so they just go “…Yes. I’m your imaginary friend. We haven’t met. How do you do.” And then they stick around because they do love this kid, and if you’re a boggle from mythology in the modern day good food is really hard to come by.
And at some level. That’s what I think Hobbes is.
#imaginary friends#calvin and hobbes#hobbes lives in some kind of level of existence calvin isn’t aware of#but fundamentally calvin doesn’t seem to care#to calvin hobbes is a particularly well spoken and occasionally insufferable friend who happens to be shaped like a tiger#and who he loves to the very bottom of his soul#all of which is true and so hobbes isn’t in a rush to correct him#10k#20k#30k#40k
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here's my wonderful isopod child, handcrafted in leather
#art#leatherworking#isopod#marine life#he was super fun to make and i learned quite a bit#honestly id love to make another#id need to check the pattern designers website but i think im allowed to sell these as long as i repurchase the pattern every few sales#if thats the case i'd totally take commissions to make these#its a lot of work but its fun!#also yes he is a bag#there are attachments for a strap and a zipper on the bottom#ill reblog and link to the pattern i used if anyone wants to know where i got it
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That's that shit eating grin that practically screams "Harder! HARDER!" except the homoerotic subtext is a tripwire they're crash landing through
#that's that bratty sub grin#that's that power bottom grin#your honor the murderous gleam in his eye has captivated me#deadclaws#poolverine#logan howlett#wade wilson#ryan reynolds#hugh jackman#deadpool#wolverine#deadpool and wolverine#let comic book characters fight as foreplay#let comic book characters WHO CAN REGENERATE/SELF HEAL fight as foreplay#god who coordinated this fight? was ryan one of them? was hugh one of them?#tell me hugh improvised that grin and needed the camera on him when he did it#tell me his competitive people pleasing theater kid ass refused to let ryan give all the fanservice
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I'm loving how Zeff put Luffy's wanted poster underneath 'Employee of the Month'.
#op#opla#one piece#one piece live action#zeff#luffy#luffy opla#he still views him as an employee#:)#also loving the oregano dish on the bottom left
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a new object of study...
early access + nsfw on patreon
#cw: suggestive#bottom jayce truthers rise up#viktor: i've surpassed all human emotion and vice#also viktor: *lovingly caresses jayce's bottom lip and refuses to stop wearing the blanket he gave him*#okay viktor#jayce talis#viktor arcane#this man straight up does not have a surname#arcane#giragi art
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radioapple but it’s that one seinfeld meme
#radioapple#alastor#lucifer#hazbin hotel#duckiedeer#adam#lute#idk their ship name omg#my art#seinfeld#send me memes and i just might make them radioapple#i have trouble drawing the bottom of alastors coat when he’s sitting okaaaayyy
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my hole was so fucking sloppy and wet last night while he was finger fucking me and he said “listen to you. hear that? that’s what obedience sounds like. that’s what it sounds like to be a good fucking slut.”
#oh have a heart attack on the spot you say?#cool cool cool i can do that#he actually drives me fucking crazy#SOMEBODY SEDATE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#mine#ftm bottom#ftm ns/fw#ftm nsft#ftm puppy#ftm sub#ftm t4t#t4t kink#t4t nsft#t4t sub
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People keep on asking for more Baby Robin and Papadile so here is more Baby Robin and Papadile. Now never ask anything from me ever again
#My art#One Piece#Long post#Sir Crocodile#Nico Robin#Alternatively panel 5 would've been a close up of Crocodile's face from Robin's POV where he looks like he's giving her a death glare#Not intentionally he's just a big scary bastard with a Resting Murder Face and Robin is a small traumatized child#But I wanted to focus on the silliness of the moment so you get the goofy version instead#IDK man there's just something very funny to me about the idea of Robin just randomly info-dumping about a subject she's read about#And Crocodile being like ''?????????????????????? The fuck you talking about??''#Robin leaves the ship's kitchen and Crocodile just stares at the tomato like ''...It's a fruit? Forreal?''#(Meanwhile Robin is sweating bullets like ''I called his favorite vegetable a FRUIT right in his FACE he's going to KILL ME'')#Robin grew extra feet from the bottom of her feet to reach the counter and that actually isn't me trying to explain bad art away#In the original Papadile comic there was a panel of Robin doing the dishes with extra feet to reach the sink but I cut it out#(It was a stress relief comic I did not feel like drawing a complicated background in detail) (BUT YES I THOUGHT OF IT)#Nico Robin Age 11 is *more* than capable of cooking Crocodile just does not trust her with his food. At least not yet#She did start doing the dishes unprompted and continues to do so (mostly out of fear). Croc told her she didn't have to but allows it#IDK a lot of people seem to headcanon Crocodile as incapable of cooking and like. Surely Mr ''I don't trust people'' knows how to cook#Like he doesn't have to be a master chef or anything but and maybe he enjoys not HAVING to cook (pain in the ass with one hand + knife/hook#But surely he can cook decent enough. SURELY#Botanists don't @ me I know the ''tomato is a fruit'' thing isn't fully accurate this is just a silly little haha comic
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you sickos want more bugs with eyelashes. so obscene. so thirsty
well who am i to deny yall the pleasure
take your gay eyelash bugs
#Lilith mantis (top)#Atlas stickbug (bottom)#Atlas is trans! He loves fashion though#insects#bugart#bugs#bugblr#mantis#stickbug#myart#atlas#lilith#insectaTerra
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don't worry i don't actually thirst over any of these characters (they lied)
#personal crap#bisexual#my adventures with superman#maws#clois#clark kent#lois lane#spy x family#twiyor#loid forger#yor briar#yor forger#someone said this about twiyor ages ago and it's been in my head ever since#bna#brand new animal#shirou ogami#michiru kagemori#wwdits#what we do in the shadows#wwdits nadja#wwdits laszlo#nge#evangelion#ryoji kaji#misato katsuragi#cyberpunk edgerunners#lucy kushinada#david martinez#(sorry those bottom two are tiny btw this meme template can be annoying like that)#also to be clear this is about older david from the latter part of edgerunners both bc he's of age then
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-I don't want to be here
-You exist here
#ds9#benjamin sisko#my art#i know there are likely logistical budget reasons but it's interesting how he has this slightly ill fitting tng uniform in the pilot..#it just seems sort of. well. fitting!!#my tablet gave up in the middle of this in such a way I can only use the bottom half….would not recommend!!!
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I reaaaally like the scratch marks. (´▽`*)
#aramygdala#ftm sub#ftm puppy#bd/sm community#bd/sm kink#ftm bottom#puppyboy#top surgery#bite marks#ftm nsft#bruises#ftm bd/sm#scratch marks#this was before round 2 the next morning bc he got to stay! yippee!! :3
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crowley’s va… *wipes stray tear from my eye*
#moe old man…#btw bottom left image is from when he tried pulling on the crowley banner and he had to reach pity 😹😹😹#twisted wonderland#twst#i say stuff#dire crowley…
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hot twink is tied up and penetrated
A Collection of Homoerotic Paintings of Saint Sebastian
Carlo Saraceni, c. 1610 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620 /// Guido Reni, c. 1625 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1625 /// Louis Finson, c. 1613 /// François-Guillaume Ménageot, c. 1760 /// Guido Reni, c. 1615 /// Nicolas Régnier, c. 1620
#academic writings about saint sebastian are so funny cos they're all like:#'yeah he isn't a very important catholic figure or anything. renaissance artists just really liked painting him. hmmm'#the bottom left one. he doesn't even have any arrows. dude you didn't even try to hide what you were doing#renaissance art#renaissance#baroque#baroque art#saint sebastian#gay#< I hope my gay brothers appreciate this#art#oil painting#catholic art
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theyre my comfort pair (if i havent said this already) AGGHHHG my precious. my babygirls..
#ninjago#ninjago kai#ninjago zane#oppositeshipping#<- platonic or romantic i love both RAH!!!!#also the contrast in how i draw kai vs zane is so funny to me. zane's just. zane! and then kai's this super ultra duper expressive awkward#lookin dude. he isnt totally awkward of course but its fun to draw him like that LOL#the bottom left drawing can be interpreted for whenever tragedy. too many tragedies in ninjago (people dying#teshfarts
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I have yet to give this comic a name other then ⌚ over on twitter, just a silly slow burn i was writing and illustrating on my own cause i was tired of using my laptop to draw! i pulled out my phone and used my finger like the good ol days haha!
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#art#artists on tumblr#he is very silly#lucifer hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin hotel#bottom alastor#hazbin alastor#hazbin art#appleradio#radioapple#alastor x lucifer#lucifer x alastor
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