#hes trying ok

[batfam-stuff-posts-0]

Dick: So how's it going with Jon?

Damian: I have been dropping subtle hints that I like him.

(earlier)

Jon: Hey, how's it going?

Damian: I can't stand you.

[orions-rays]

F and C older Finn is the exact type of guy to say “you okay sport? Wanna go throw the ol ball around? That always helped me” like any white suburban dad only he’s not a dad (yet) and he would say it to like, anyone. He’s probably already said it to Marceline like five times

[silentstaresfanficandfanart]

I finally got to read the dissapearance of the glasses (keito's second story)

and I have fallen even more hopelessly in love with this man theres something wrong with him and I know in my heart he goes to the thrift stores around yumenosaki and buys all their glasses and personally repairs and puts them back together and names them all he tucks his glasses in at night and he would lovingly kiss them goodnight but they'd get smudged and he loves them too much to hurt them ever even a little your honor

sincerely, theres something deeply wrong with him and its made me hopelessly in love with him. please help me.

[neolxzr]

shuu is too embarrassed to just tell mika he wants to spend time with him so he's always like kagehira today we're going to an art museum or i'm teaching you some sewing technique or we're going to buy ingredients and make dinner or we're going to paint together. all for the betterment of valkyrie and our art of course. and mika gets what he means

[totally-correct-shenanigans]

Murray, attempting to give advice: Girls... are like strawberries.

Murray:

Murray, panicking: Sometimes they are in the grocery store

[saintsofthestarfield]

thinking:

Sirius pulls up next to Remus’ car on his motorcycle in the parking lot and Remus has to sit there holding back a cackle as Sirius fails to find neutral on his new bike.

“I swear. I got it.” He says as his foot ticks the gear up and down. “Almost.”

“Mhm…” Remus hums as he gives Sirius his full attention, smiling while watching Sirius get visibly stressed.

It was only maybe 30 seconds of messing with his foot, but Sirius did find neutral, and they laughed about it while walking up to the building.

[pxnxply]

❛ i can’t get out! it’s stuck! ❜ ((Hi Miston doesn't like confined spaces))

From the other side of the door, Duilin rattled the handle. The door did not move, though it creaked in its frame.

“I am here, Miston.” He called, hoping he could calm him a little with the promise of help. “Is there room for you to move back? I could try to kick the door down.”

[caroldanversinatardis]

Why is he so adorable 🥺

#I literally can't stop thinking about this

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[shesmore-shoebill]

"I had choice paralysis :(" is a KILLER line.

He's such a comedic powerhouse, I'm glad more people are getting exposed to him :'D

[andy-dandy]

love seeing the beginnings of perseus "pay your fucking child support" jackson's crusade against the gods' parental negligence problem in ep 1 & 2 of the pjo show. the absolute KING of "my daddy gave me issues so HE'S about to HAVE issues"

[tofumilkbread]

yeah and now they are fighting over how to solve a problem like yk those silly lil angels and demons on the shoulder. Both of them are insulting shigaraki's life choices 💀💀

Dabi : damn dude, you live like that? No wonder you have no bitches.

Hawks, gasping dramatically : how COULD you, dabi? He doesn't get any bitches because he's UGLY! He can't change THAT! He's too broke for plastic surgery.

Dabi : lmao as if plastic surgery could save his ass.

Shigaraki, holding back tears : ok..

Tomura accidentally summons a demon named Dabi, who’s a massive smartass— so to counteract it, he summons an angel named Hawks, who’s just as big of a smartass— and now he’s stuck with both of them.

[floweypilled]

the many forms of Boy

[catwouthats]

Wade: *giggling over the fact Logan uses pet names for him*

Logan: Holy shit, I need to find out this guy’s name. I can’t keep calling him Bub….

[somepinkthing]

Kon and tim will never be allowed to be together because tim is a certified grade A freak wrapped in the strongest autistic rizz I've ever seen and kon is way too much of a "standing by my pookie" type of guy to safely handle all that. Like, beyond a shadow of a doubt, kon can handle tim's freak without breaking a sweat—the issue is what they would become if allowed to dedicate that energy to each other. Like kon does not care to reel that in at all. The safety in question here is the safety of other ppl

[fanaticalthings]

I want an AU where after Jason gets brought back to life, he channels his inner rage and turmoil into the academics instead of murder

Talia has like infinite money and a crap ton of influence, so she can absolutely get Jason the best tutors and can easily get him into the most prestigious schools if Jason wanted to (she doesn't need to do that though because Jason's just smart enough to get into them on his own)

The major he chooses? Med.

Why? Because Bruce dropped out of med school.

Jason practically flies through all the secondary education that he needs to catch up on and is already en route to earning his bachelor's AND his master's.

And it'd be so incredibly funny if the way Bruce and Jason reunite in this AU was purely by coincidence.

Bruce (as Brucie Wayne) offers to show up as a guest lecturer at Hudson University (the school Dick attended but dropped out of so double points for Jason), maybe to talk about future career paths and job positions at WE idk

So as Bruce is just wandering around the campus, he randomly bumps into a student and immediately puts on the Brucie act and is all "Oh my, I'm SO sorry, I'm just a klutz haha" only to stop dead silent when he makes eye contact with a very alive, very grown Jason Todd, who also stops dead in his tracks, mouth agape, staring at Bruce like the world's about to end

And before Bruce can get his thoughts straight, Jason just bolts out of there like his life depends on it, and Bruce is just in shambles for the rest of the day.

It doesn't help that the person giving Bruce the tour is all like "Oh yeah, that's Jason, he's one of the heads on our student council haha, anyways, this way, Mr. Wayne." and Bruce is just stood there bluescreening.

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Alternatively, it'd be kinda funny if this all happened AFTER the events of UTRH where after the final encounter with Bruce and Joker and the whole explosion, Jason's just like "yk what, maybe I'm just gonna turn over a new leaf and pursue a higher education"

So while Gotham's still reeling from the aftermath of Jason's near takeover as the top crime lord and Bruce is still painstakingly trying to figure out where his son went, the whole time Jason's just been chilling on a school campus and Bruce just so happens to bump into his son (who, last time they met, tried to kill Bruce and blew up the building they were all in) and Jason's just all normal-looking with his textbooks and nerdy glasses and Bruce doesn't know whether to scream or cry.