#hes like a raccoon to me

[silliestofdragonets]

hc jonny d'ville eats the weirdest shit for funsies. Not necessarily weird food combos, but straight up humanly unconsumable objects (wires, plastic, colorful bugs, ect). He's eaten a whole roll of butter paper. Just cause he could.

I think it starts off as morbid curiosity when he's first mechanized to test out the limits of his body. Later on, he just does it cause he can. Or for shock value. Does it end up with him dead 85% of the time? Maybe.

His crewmates chase after him, yelling "WHAT'S THAT IN YOUR MOUTH. SPIT IT OUT!!!!" for the first millennium or so, but later on start making bets with him on it. Hey I bet this colorful alien bug will kill you in under two hours. Yes I'll give you my share of the booze if it doesn't. Raphaella has a bunch of journals detected to the things he's eaten and their effects.

[axoqiii]

whats their problem man

[sophieseals]

What’s special about guardians of the galaxy as well is I think it manages to walk the fine line of having death be present and something that could very much happen to our main characters but also choosing to keep them all alive at the end of the trilogy. Not only is it nice to see finished arcs but I’ve never once felt as if the stakes were not high in these films and could not result in a main character death. James Gunn does a good job at showing he isn’t afraid to go there with what happened with Yondu at the end of gotg 2 (and providing a very meaningful death to him beneficial to his arc) and to an extension even shows this with rockets friends (lyla teeths floor) in the third film. I 100% felt as if multiple guardians would die I’m this film and whilst it did come close everyone made it out okay! This is a change from what we see in previous media where the line has pushed to one side too much where it can get annoyingly repetitive and boring because there is no tension or, death can happen too frequently that it’s a joke.

[the-strawberryfarmer]

“I’m not letting him go”

:’)

[siriusblackisdead]

The fbi: Nathaniel, if you dont talk about your father, youre gonna go to jail…

Neil, holding a finger up: gimme a sec i need to check my husband

*Turns back to Andrew*: like i said, DID NO ONE TEACH YOU HOW TO DUCK OR WHAT-

[imtrashraccoon]

Congrats on the double digits! May I request a DONT imagine with Lord nightmare and baggs with gender neutral y/n?👉🏼👈🏼

Thank you! Of course you may! However, first things first, in The Nightmare of Apathy these two can't stand each other, mostly thanks to clashing egos, but we're going to pretend they don't mind sharing for this.

Don't imagine being at your lowest point in life when a skeleton covered in black goop appears and offers you a new purpose. How he seems to know just the right things to say in order to convince you. How you can sense an ominous aura about him but can't bring yourself to care. How you agree without much of a struggle to serve him.

Don't imagine how he brings you back to his castle and explains that your new purpose is to spread negativity throughout the multiverse. How it takes a few missions to figure out what he means by this. How you soon throw yourself into the thick of it and follow every order without question.

Don't imagine meeting another skeleton after becoming badly injured during one of these missions. How he cares for you and how he nurses you back to health. How you come to learn that he serves as the doctor for the team. How he seems to almost immediately take a liking to you over all the others.

Don't imagine how you start to notice your boss paying more attention to you after you've recovered. How there seems to be some unspoken tension between the two skeletons for a while. How you get the sense that they both like you but neither seem willing to confess at the moment.

Don't imagine how Nightmare seems to be keeping an especially close eye socket on you during missions. How he's quick to pull you out of danger and how he keeps you from becoming injured like before. How whenever anyone touches you, he gives them an icy glare and tries to keep you to himself. How he starts randomly giving you thoughtful or expensive gifts that he knows you'd like.

Don't imagine how Baggs takes time out of his busy schedule to greet you everytime you return from a mission. How he fusses over you and does his best to heal any injuries you do sustain. How he's all too willing to drop everything just to spend time with you. How he seems to brighten up whenever you walk in the room and how he looks at you as if you're the best thing in the world.

Don't imagine when they happen to end up in the same room as you. How they share a knowing glance. How they naturally migrate closer until they're both sitting right next to you.

Don't imagine how Nightmare subtly wraps his tentacles around your hand and arm. How he doesn't acknowledge this and seems more interested in his book. How Baggs slips his arm behind your back and rests his skull on your shoulder. How he gives you a sleepy smile and takes a peek at what you're doing.

Don't imagine how domestic this moment feels. How you reciprocate by holding onto Nightmare's tendrils and wrap your other arm around Baggs. Definitely don't imagine how they both stiffen up before relaxing against you. How Nightmare gives you a small smile and squeezes your hand. How Baggs hums softly and nuzzles into your neck. How this feels just right somehow.

First, Previous, & Next Request

[aliasknives]

what people making those “hot gortash” mods fail to understand is that a huge part of the appeal is that he kind of looks like shit

[wrenkos]

karl is like a cat to me

[raccoon-coded]

I'm just so freakin proud of him.

He's overcome so much adversity and now he's the leader of the Guardians of the Galaxy.

He's come so far from the two-bit bounty hunter he once was.

And as much as I wanted him to off the High Evolutionary, I'm so proud of him for deciding not to. He's so strong.

[chiiqi]

HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR!!!!

[kaijugroot]

Ok just watched James Gunn talking about the OG and the new Groot, he said the new Groot grew up with a family and treated as a part of a family but the OG Groot was treated like an animal for much of his life. Him saying this made me yearn for a Rocket and Groot meeting story, old Groot had such a big heart even though according to Gunn, he was treated so badly and then he met Rocket somehow... Ugh imagine Rocket’s reaction, he probably never trusted anyone after escaping from HE and then he met this selfless giant tree that sacrificed himself to save him... 

‘‘Why are you doing this... Why?’‘ Rocket asked when he realized what the OG Groot was doing, he didn’t understand why would Groot sacrifice himself for him... I feel like deep down in vol 1 and before, Rocket was expecting Groot to leave him one day.

[elvisqueso]

Love me, love my raccoon [Part 2/3]:

—The great compass robbery of 1607.

[abrielarnold]

The room starts to spin and he’s glad he’s lying down. He shuts his eyes and turns his external imaging devices and motion sensors inward, cocooning himself in the darkness and warm hum of his machines.

The only part of himself that he allows himself to interface with is the blades in his shoulder copters turning slowly in time with the slight draft in the room. He drapes his mind around them, giving the spinning, dizzy feeling a place to exist that isn’t his stomach. His louvres flutter like gills, directing his exhaust-filled breaths away from his fuel lines and processors.

You Can't Save Everyone, But You Can Try by JustAnotherGuest.

watched generator rex for the body horror, stayed for the giant robots, decided that there could have been MORE body horror and giant robots, and here we are.

[demon-of-the-ancient-world]

I fucking loved Paul's feral chihuahua energy in that final fight scene though. He's just going for it. From like, both an acting perspective but also a character thing, he clearly gives zero fucks at that point and it is FASCINATING to see. The image of him staggering around with two knives in him still like "fuck you I fucking won" is so powerful like??? this is a dangerous dude and you SEE that

[shaunthesheesh]

The audacity of them to start the movie while Creep by Radiohead plays in the background and Rocket is singing along!

[guardians-restart]

Groot is the only one who can do "Air jail" without repercussions because everyone else gets bitten and/or scratched on sight (privileges of being the favorite child)

Also i really hope Drax visits the guardians very often because i have serious doubts about Rocket's babysitting ability