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[akemitime]

OOOOOOKKKEEEEEEYYYYY AU IDEA

Youtuber Diana.

This could work both in canon universe and in non magic au. But I like more the second one

First off, why Diana created a chanel?, After some months that Bernadette passed away, Diana steps in the room were her cousins were doing a live video about make up, y'know rating the products, joking and a LOT of gossip, well Diana didn't notice that Marril and Merril were recording and they didn't hear Diana in the room bc she usually knocks the door.

But their subscribers notice Diana awkwardly looking for something and they point it out and Marril and Merril are like: !!!!???? They turn around and face Diana and tell her to go away but the subscribers suddenly like Diana enough to tell the twins to let her stream with them, so Diana stays. And the twins clarify that the reason they look similar is because they are cousins.

At first it was the twins doing Gossip and Diana correcting them on dates or reminding the people's name, their gossip end so let's say Marril, did not want an awkward silence so she pulls out a chair and says to Diana :" Sit here, and tell us some high school gossip girl"

Diana is confused, but goes and sits down with them sheepishly, struggles to recall some nice gossip from Hannah and Barbara and she success, and stars talking. Becoming more outgoing every second.

D: So yeah, my friend walks to us and says" I knew if someone was going to ruin my chances of being a cheerleader was that mathafuckin' backstabber of Susan" while sobbing so we comforted her

And my other friend was like:" Are you just gonna cry about that!!!? , Queen that's not how things work, stand up, pick your crown, and go and break her nose!!!"

Merril: Hold on, is Susan we are talking about? Naaaahhh, she has the ugliest nose I ever seen, breaking it will probably put it in the right direction, so it was most likely a favor to her lame ass

D: Exactly!! I thought of that at the moment so I suggested that the next day, we go and sneak in the cheerleaders club, look for her personal bottle of water and put some laxative on it, we did just that and it worked. Barbara made it to be a cheerleader replacing Susan

Marril and Merril:WWWAAAIIT WHAT!!? WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL US THAT!!?

D: I wasn't asked*giggles*

And that goes on and the video ends, it was the most liked video, so the twins offer Diana to stay for other videos and she accepts

So Diana for some time was just a guest in the videos, everyone loved her for her snarky comments

Marril: And then we went to a Denys parking lot and fought each other, I win of course-

D: Bullshit guys!! They fucked her up and her "friends " recorded her ass being beat!!

The twins: STFU!!!!

But Diana and the twins relationship actually improved since that day, Diana find out the twins were in fact really funny and fairly nice people, and the twins noticed that Diana wasn't a disgrace and disrespectful idiot like their mother described her, The twins in this Au are not cool with their mother behavior but acts like they are so they use that chanel as stress -free time, and after discussing it they made Diana an account. She deserves it, after all she was the worst treated by Darlyn and needed to relax.

After those news , Diana was super excited but, where did she start??, The twins guided her and say she could do anything, and Diana say " like talking about books!!!?" And they are " Yeah talking about books like the nerd you are"

Diana recorded in her cousins room bc she didn't have a phone, so in one birthday (Diana's fourteen) the twins spends their savings in all the things Diana needed so she could do her own videos in her room, ofc Diana stills walk in her cousins room to tell them how ugly their eyeliner is, and the twins walks in Diana's videos to call cringe her books, overall they end up having an awesome relationship.

Ok, what does Diana upload in her YouTube channel?

She has some variety, at first it was Diana rating, criticisings and recommending books, but the twins advised her that she shouldn't stick to one thing, the main of her channel is still books, but she does the same with series and movies, and sometimes comparing the book version with the movie/ series version, she has history sumarrys too, that is her favorite subject and was surprised to find out many people struggles with it so she did those videos to help and discretely infodump, she also has reactions to history channel and their conspiracy theories in those she also shares what she knows, plays retro games, probably cyber bullies "Autism speaks"( what a queen -) and share videos were is just her, or in companion with the twins, pranking Darlyn.(is still Diana so those pranks are really harmless but funny, except if the twins are around, they wanna spice it up)

Her subscribers LOVES her, bc of her logical analysis of things, bc the way she is so excited to share things she loves w/o feeling like she is boring someone, her humor that switches between bad puns completely harmless to really dark humor, Diana being Diana

"OOOOH, so let me guess, Akko finds her channel and is surprised watching Diana Cavendish acting like that and things turn into enemies to lovers"

Nah, the first person that finds out about Diana's chanel is Wangari, she finds this pure gold and was about to exploit it but Diana tells her to not do that, they end up in a deal, Wangari doesn't tell anyone about that chanel but Diana has to give her interesting gossip, this could easily turn in a comedic were our serious looking girl goes everywhere to find Gossip so the don't reveal her secret identity

But ofc this have Diakko, one day Diana was bored and finds out that one of the series she was doing a review got a game, she clicks in out of curiosity, the one that was playing was akko and Diana's heart skips a beat, she is so cute and for what!!!!!????, And lucky for her Akko was studying in the same school but in another class, now Diana has to deal with Wangari and the overwhelming feeling of a first crush

Dia is the type to read all or the mayority of comments, and at first she didn't give likes to any, even though she highly appreciates them, but the twins told her she should do it, it was a way to make your subscribers know you appreciate them, and she was like really!!??, And since then she likes her subscribers comments and even reply and thank them for their support, besides her cousins snarky comments , Wich she likes and reply, there was this nice suscriber that was since the beginning and Diana highly appreciate it and gets sad if it wasn't in the comment section and gets happy when she finally spots their comment.

To the surprise of no one, that was akko from other account, reason idk, her computer is full of Minecraft mods so she has to use her phone .

Anyways Diana sees Akko every day walking past her locker( pun intended) and when she finally asks her to a date Akko was like: Ah finally, I was starting to think you would never tell me, don't get me wrong I know you love a good romance book and I know you lowered your standards for me and that's cute so thanks , so what about if we go to the cinema and I buy you ice cream, sounds good?

Diana was about to pass out but success to mumble a yes, Akko says that is settled but before she leaves tells Diana:Oh yeah, and I hope the next video is you rating our date I would love to know we're you wanna go next one, and with that Diana successfully pass out. Akko carries her bridal style.

BOOOOOONNNNNUUUUUUUUSSSSS Point IF:

They are both aware that their partner are a YouTuber so what if, when Diana is recording Akko is just being stupid in the background or

*Diana talking about a book*:And this action was so toxic but the author sugar coted a lot, and it's disgusting you should always ask your partner for consent-

Akko:DDIIIAAAAA WHERE'S MY JACKET!!??

*Removes the jacket and hides it quickly before Akko enters the room*

Akko: you aren't wearing it... Uh I look somewhere else*goes away and closes the door*

Diana:..... *Puts the jacket on again* there, ofc, are exceptions but this one isn't*process to roast again the book*

Or Akko is playing and Diana is in Akko's bed reading a book and not looking above it she is roasting akko for losing, and Akko tries to not cry bc she is losing and her gf is roasting her, anyways Diana stands up and gives her cheeks kisses as a reward when she wins

[rainbow-sunshine-unicorn]

Just remembered that the canonical reason Anthony had no comeback while Kate was calling his horsemanship deficient and saying all he has to offer is a pretty smile

Was because he was too busy being enamoured by the way she smells

[idliketobeatree]

haven't even watched DW, but my fave popcultural blogger wrote that the recap of previous events from the new episode of Doctor Who looked like a loading screen from Skyrim and

I had to make it.

(trivia bit x)

[hogwartslegacypics]

sebastian does not have a single fuck to give

[scorpiusmalfoylovesoscarwilde]

I truly wish I had any artistic talent just so I could lowkey redo all dramione fanart with Astoria because oh my god the ratio of dramione to drastoria fan content is so heartwrenchingly depressing

[ash-and-starlight]

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[remerg]

Jakewhyyoulayingonthefloor

[writerownstory]

did yall know that the man himself Mr. Kenny Ortega has a lowkey cameo in JATP or am I just the last to find out???????

[adustoflove]

Drove myself to work and didn't kill myself yet even though I feel like I should have

[shadystranger]

He's such a divaaaa

[pinkmoonmp3]

hozier via instagram

[ilovespidermannoir]

y'all ,,, i need help with something

[silverameco]

some people like to say that Sirius and Barty are lowkey acting the same way, but I think that when Sirius meets Barty and sees him in all his crazy murder-y unhinged self, it makes him very confused and distraught like "that's the friend Reggie talks about ??"

yes they're both crazy and dramatic but Sirius turns himself into a dog to help his best-friend/lover, comes up with stupid pranks and stupid nicknames, and dances on tables at parties

while Barty hexes 1st years for fun, plays with knives and sends very detailed and very disturbing death threats to whoever looked at Evan a bit funny

[minglana]

daniel hart i am in your walls

[atlasshrugd]

this is hannibal’s expression when looking at will for the first time. man’s was already smitten from the first meeting.

[horsebf]

genuinely curious if anybody has done the math on how many pills house does daily because vicodin's a combination with acetaminophen with like 500mg per pill... which even if he's taking like ~8 daily that's still ~4000mg, how is this man not jaundiced?