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Chief make a pastry beast like full free reign on sourcing for inspo on it
I just enjoy being normal, so much
#gunnslaughter answers#mutecrows#Im sorry mute#I wanted to make him amazing#instead#hes just croissants#my milk allergy is showing
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I- I might have doodled some more- Rollo can point anything deadly at Rook all he wants, it still won't make him back away or stop grinning. Rook's been knocking at the window randomly for weeks before finally getting (accidentally) invited in And he's probably awake during daytime too because why not, the trickier to move around the funnier ! It's like playng the floor is lava but actually deadly ! :)))
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#twisted wonderland#rook hunt#twst rook#rollo flamme#twst rollo#not sure how I should tag this uh???#ship?? is that a ship at this point ??#And yes#yes I do love the vampire/priest trope I have a bunch of doodles of priests/nuns and vampires dating#And I love trinity blood so terribly much I own an artbook of the art by thores shibamoto#please have a look at the trinity blood novel art and manga just look at abel nightroad he's a vampire priest and he's everything to me omg#(ignore the anime though except for the opening by buck tick and the ending song )#welp anyway here's more of it but twst#roleau et rouque sang rancune ou jsp#croissant de lune
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Tragically the in-game tone for this scene was way more serious, Gale got SO UPSET and I felt SO BAD. I hope he doesn't hold it against Croissant.
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#I JUST WANTED THE “WHAT LIKE A CHILD??” LINE IT'S SO FUNNY#Croissant's never had this much attention before they don't really know what to do about it#Also the audacity of Halsin to say he thought I was coming onto him by being nice I'm so tired LMAO#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#croissant adventures#tav#gale#halsin#gale x tav#comics#breadweave#gale dekarios
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maybe kissing frogs isn’t so bad..
#captain laserhawk#bullfrog#simp post#not art#bro. HES SO BOYFRIEND#idk shit abt assassins creed but oh my goodness gracious#WHEN HES A FRENCHIE>>>#oui oui croissant or whatever just KISS ME#MY BOYFRIEND FOR REALZIES
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WERE BACK TO CROISSANTS DILEMMA
#greching origins#in stars and time#isat#isat reaction#isat spoilers#he liked them before??????#wait.....#are croissants....... just not made RIGHT for him?
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u can always tell if a landoscar fic writer is american bc they'll say "omg oscar loves how lando pronounces his name like 'os-cuh'" as if that isn't the bog-standard way of pronouncing it
#it's like when tom holland pronounced croissant the complete right way and the US lost its shit#'oh my GAWD he said QUACKSON when he meant CROYSAWNT'#not being a hater it's just funny#landoscar#formula 1#formula one#f1#mclaren#lando norris#oscar piastri
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What if Melly was more. . .grown up?
Aw man, teeth are so fun to draw 💕
#welcome home fanart#welcome home#wally darling fanart#wally darling au#wally au#slime wally#Gosh I need to draw teeth more!!#It's so fun#Can't believe I haven't tried drawing teeth yet#It's my first time too!#Tbh he would still be himself but just older#And taller lol#He wouldn't be the shortest anymore 🥲#Also once again with the random goofy stickers lol#Like why the croissant-
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logan moves in with wade and althea and instead of getting better his nightmares start getting worse. to distract himself, he stays awake, gets up and putters around the apartment quietly, slowly taking up a habit to fill his twilight hours-- midnight baking
#it starts simple. just something to do with his hands#next thing he knows he's making croissants every morning and carefully piping out macarons#pinned tag
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I wanna know ur Fontaine msq criticisms 👁️👁️👂I’m all ears
I'm not sure if you wanted me to talk about this secretly or publicly but! Here I go!
The TLDR: Fontaine MSQ aestheticised prison, poverty, child abuse, the justice system/court and didn't properly address any of it.
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Focalors/Furina has way too much of a sympathetic angle for a dictator who's lets people drown with her inaction.
Neuvillette feels Bad for sentencing some people to death/prison, but that's it. He's one of the most powerful people in Fontaine. If he felt like there are systemic injustices, I.E sending an abused Child to prison, he should be the first person to DO something about it, not just cry and be sad so the audience can be like aw, that's complex character writing isn't it? No it's not! And guilt doesn't absolve you!!!!!!! (These are stuff we deal with in OTCOJ read my fic now /j)
Meropide has children in it, both Sentenced there (Wriothesley) and BORN THERE (Lanoire), and this is just a quirk of the place. Not only that, Meropide accepts prisoners of all genders and crimes. There are abusers and abuse victims in one place. Do you know how bad that is? How much potential for crimes to happen in a place like that— oh wait, Meropide isn't under Fontaine's jurisdiction. If you are assaulted as an inmate it literally means nothing to the court.
Wriothesley had no qualifications when he took over. Depending on how long he lived on the streets, how old he was when he killed his parents, how old he was when he was first taken in by the orphanage, etc, the man might never have more than 4–5 years of formal education. Sigewinne probably had to teach him how to write reports. And do Meropide's spreadsheets. Edit because I forgot to elaborate on this one: This isn't a point brought up anywhere, which is bad, because when poverty and incarceration robs you of a proper education (and the rights to vote in many places too, too, by the way), it reduces your prospects for jobs, reduces many people's ability to get a home etc etc. Wriothesley was just, narratively, Given his position.
Meropide is an industrialized prison, and they portray this as a good thing. Prisoners are paid in coupons for their labour, and this is also portrayed as a good thing.
The One-Meal-A-Day reform was something Paimon gushed about being so great of a perk, that people might want to go to jail for food (could be interesting and reflective of systemic poverty if MHY had brains, but they don't, so I was just Pissed because essentially all Paimon wanted to say was "Prison isn't so bad, but still don't go to prison guys! Prison labour is really hard!"). By the way, in most real-world prisons they are obligated to feed you three meals a day. Because that's how much food a human needs. MHY went with one meal just so they can say "if you want to eat more, you have to work." And then the welfare meal is a goddamn gacha. So imagine you're a starving child who's too weak to work in the fucking robot assembly line, and you wander up for your first meal in 24 hours, only to luck in with a shit one. I'd kill myself.
They wrote Wriothesley, who's a victim of the system, into a guy who's say shit like "I'm the Duke I can do whatever I want" for a cool moment where he choke-slams an inmate (I know he was a bad guy. But also, in copaganda when cops are violent/disregarding protocols, they are always only portrayed to do that against bad guys, so what does our critical thinking tells us about this one?) They wrote Wriothesley, who was an inmate of a prison so bad, so notorious that it is the literal boogeyman of Fontaine, that has a legal (???) fighting pit, with an administrator who abuses his position to be unreasonable, to willingly stay in the place and become an Administrator who would choke-slam an inmate while saying a cool line about how he has the power to do whatever he wants. They wrote him, the guy who had to be fed on the streets by melusines, to think one-meal-a-day was a good enough reform (while he spends god-knows how much on his boat). This wasn't a victim-turns-into-abuser narrative either, they want all this to be seen as positive character growth.
And then, the final kicker is, they gloss over his entire abuse. You can only read about these shit in his profile, which most people don't because they don't Have Him or doesn't care to unlock it/read it online, and they jammed his entire backstory into a flaccid info-dump at the end of his character story quest. This man isn't Allowed to feel abused and neglected and show any reaction to it within the narrative of Fontaine itself, because if they actually Gave Weight to what happened to him, they'd have to confront THE FUCKING JUSTICE SYSTEM they had NO PLANS on criticising. I don't think they ever explicitly said the fucking Crime-Theatre nonsense was Bad either.
I could go on, but this is already so long. But yeah, I hope this gave you an idea.
#and then. and im putting my most controversial opinion in the tags bc im scared lmao. but like... then... you have the fans..... doing......#the same fucking thing.#the amount of times I have seen Wriothesley used as just a side prop for Neuvillette to feel bad about shit. While Wriothesley is just.....#portrayed as having the inner peace and acceptance of a fucking monk. I was shocked when I read some fics I swear#they really said this man has no trauma at all! the stuff in his past? he's over it!#i hate that passivity when writing victims. like ok if One is written like that#sure. but MHY write all their victims like this#I mean look at fucking Lanoire#and Neuvillette sentenced him to prison after he killed his parents who were never confronted by the law. That's canon.#that's more canon than WRLT itself.#why weren't they confronted? did wriothesley try to talk to someone about it? why did he feel like killing them is his only option ?????#at least have there be some sort of conflict and friction there. How does Wriothesley feel about the court and Neuvillette when#this is the literal system that allowed all that shit to happen to him in the first place???#are you Sure he won't be at least a little wary? the fact that some people think he's Grateful to Neuvillette or even idolises him is crazy#because the man literally subjected him to prison. and if you want to portray his prison life as easy breezy and trauma free#you undermine his entire shitty little 'prison reform' narrative#and if you think he'd be completely 100% accepting of the justice system. Then why the fuck would he kill his parents himself#don't you see that the whole 'I'll accept whatever sentence in order to kill my parents' thing in itself is an act of defying the system#and I Hate#this idea. about being some of the most powerful men in the nation. and yet they can't fucking TRY to set up a better system or smth#i can't believe I read a fic where leaving starving street kids croissants is the most they (the characters and the writer) want to do#like. what the fuck. the whole point of that scene is just to make neuvillette feel bad and be like aw......... poor people exist.... OK???#this is literally how MHY would portray him though.... tbf..... This is what ppl would argue as 'in character'#I just think the character they're in is bad.#I will say I'm giving the fic a lot of grief. there's more to the scene than that. and. ultimately.....#fanfic is (saying this through gritted teeth) ........ recreational....................and free........... in the end.................#i dont think this is reflective of the writer. I do think it is reflective of the way the canon material (genshin impact)#presents in the audience who consumes it. most fans only want these guys to fuck anyway. not think about systemic injustices#canon doesn't make it about the systemic injustices either so why should we. the aesthetic of slums and prisons are just there for fun guys#IM JUST CRAZY OK. I SHOULDNT EVEN BE HERE THIS IS NOT FOR ME . I DONT CARE THAT MUCH FOR PEOPLE FUCKING AND I CARE TOO MUCH
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WOW COOL GLAD I BEAT THE KING AND OUR FUN ADVENTURE IS OVER NOW AND EVERYTHING CAN BACK TO NOR--
Very good question, Sif! Why are we back?
I'm so invested in this story now. (As if I wasn't already.) But I'm so excited to see where this goes. My working theory so far is that Sif is definitely from this country whose whole existence everyone forgot, and that's why his memory is so faulty too. But I think the loops themselves started literally right before the game began with that opening cutscene where Siffrin eats the star (very Howl's Moving Castle of him). Did he make a deal and promptly forget about it? Or is any of this real?
There was a chat with Loop where they said they don't care about any other characters in a sort of fourth wall breaking way, as if viewing them just as mindless characters. What if maybe they kind of are? At least in the grand scheme of things?
I don't know. My roommate is playing this now too, but he went and read the story breakdown before hand and said it's not nearly as convoluted as I'm making it out to be. BUT, I'm still holding out home it's going to be a little convoluted. As a treat.
#isat#in stars and time#sweden rants#idk man I just really love anything involving time travel and this game is scratching an itch#very excited to learn what the hell is up with croissants though#I also want to know if there's a greater meaning behind Sif's touch aversion or if he's just built like that
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when you said Azul barges in in a more discreet way, I imagined him just. appearing in Rollo's house. like. ✨️poof✨️ there he is
Yeah magic ! You know, he just :
Oh don't worry he's just doing his weekly door-to-door business thing ! Except he's actually in your house and you can't really close the door on him.
#Twisted wonderland#croissant de lune#Oh what a coincidence he just has the right thing against choking on grapes that could be traded for something interesting !#hey he has valuable info on some creature's whereabouts too so it's' worth listening to him#yeah he's snitching on them and vice versa when he gives info to the creatures (if listened to)
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Part 2 of 2
Thanks for tossing me the ball on this one Larian I am now running with it at mach speeds.
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#- rubbing my hands together - welcome to the tags#Obviously the game was prioritizing Gale in this interaction bc it's his story and that's who Larian wrote#BUT NOT ME BAYBEEEE THIS IS CROISSANT'S TIME TO SHINE and be an excellent foil to his character#I DUNNO I just really liked playing a character who also has a buckwild amount of insecurities about this relationship -#- but in a very different flavor. I've loved keeping that in mind as the romance plot plays out.#As much as I appreciate the constant validation you give Gale from in-game dialogue bc he needs that-#-I also like holding up Croissant like a mirror to get him out of his own head.#AGAIN THIS CHARACTER WAS WRITTEN JUST FOR ME NGJKFLNDKH I love this game#Anyway now we get to grapple with Gale talking to Mystra :''''''')#bg3#baldur's gate 3#bg3 spoilers#act III spoilers#gale romance spoilers#croissant adventures#tav#gale#gale dekarios#gale x tav#breadweave#comics#I think this 6-pager was the first time I felt like I had a handle on drawing Gale btw that man is an artistic enigma#ADDITIONAL EDIT: thank you so much for your responses on part 1 you are all wonderful folks - esp the ones mad that I made this 2 parts LOL
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Don't pet someone else's pokemon without asking first challenge! Who has the common sense to win??
#yall i know Sylvester is a Sylveon and he is pink and cute but he does NOT like strangers touching him!!! Stop it!!#im a little more nicer when its a kid but this was a grown ass dude. i just want my coffee and croissants.#rotomblr#pokeblogging#pkmn irl#rotumblr#pokeposting#unreality#tw unreality#pokemon irl#pokeblr
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heart warmed by the amount of videos I’ve seen of Daniel eating multiple different waffles over the weekend 😌
#like there are multipleeeee different occasions of him unapologetically eating them!!!!#throwback to France last year when he wouldn’t even eat a croissant#it’s just good and nice to see!!
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watched one amaury guichon video and now im regretting not getting biscoff cookie butter at the store.
#missy rambles#whatever he was using for dipping those croissants in. reminds me of the cookie butter. and i want it#i also want warm sweet croissants#that's just a default state of being though: in need of warm croissants
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i miss tom’s silly posts on his instagram but i get that he wants to be professional and such :(
yeah same :( but we’ll get to see him in promo stuff where he’ll inevitably be goofy because he just is so 🫶 things to look forward too!!
#asks#and he literally said got the cleavage out in his last insta post like#some of the silly is still here just less frequent😭#but I miss his silly stories#so I agree there😭#the sid the sloth…his bday croissants…#sigh
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