#hes just an angel… i know (and am madly in love with so watch what you say)

[ineffableaddiction]

AKA: How Crowley realizes his love of Aziraphale is obvious to the mortals (and vice versa)

Nina: Are you sleeping with Mr Fell?

Crowley: Offended by the ‘bit on the side’ comment. Needs to defend Aziraphale’s honor.

Also Crowley: Holy shit. And I thought I’d been been so clever. Wait… does that mean… she can see that Aziraphale loves me too?

There’s nothing like having a everlasting life-altering epiphany just because someone asks you if you’re getting it on with your bestie.

[love-belle]

every dead end street led you straight to me !!!

*ੈ✩‧₊˚ in which no one knows how they're both each other's daylight.

or

for when you find the one you were meant to find all along. ˚ ༘♡ ⋆｡˚

social media au // f1 drivers x platonic!driver!fem!reader // milo manheim x fem!reader

warnings - language

author's note - i am SO sorry for leaving u all but i had my finals going on and now i am DONE with school i just have my college entrance exams left and then im free free FREEEEEE !!!! i love u all sm thank you <333 i hope u like this !!

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edit : he says it's baby MAN i disagree ☝️‼️

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username mother never misses

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-> milomanheim 😧

-> alex_albon 😧

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[st4rtar0t]

Some channeled songs for you from a loved one

Pick a picture

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These pictures do not belong to me, they belong to their rightful owners. I only own the content of this post.

Picture 1

You are the innocent kid of the Pious God,

The dearest to his royalty…

Innocent kid of the Pious God,

You are his beloved child,

The worries that God has given,

He only will take them away.

The Girl has become like the Peepal (tree),

Everyone worships you,

But no one ever sows your seeds,

And no one can arrest you at home…

Treading the roads fearlessly,

She is akin to rain water,

When she comes near the real world,

She becomes a little dirty.

If you be the cash

I'll be the rubber band

You be the match

I will be a fuse, boom

Painter, baby, you could be the muse

I'm the reporter, baby, you could be the news

'Cause you're the cigarette and I'm the smoker

We raise a bet 'cause you're the joker

Checked off, you are the chalk

And I can be the blackboard

You can be the talk

And I can be the walk, yeah

Even when the sky comes falling

Even when the sun don't shine

I got faith in you and I

So put your pretty little hand in mine

Even when we're down to the wire, babe

Even when it's do or die

We could do it, baby, simple and plain

'Cause this love is a sure thing

Picture 2

My eyes choose only you, my eyes only listen to my heart.

He forgets the whole world and gets lost in thoughts of you.

I don’t see any difference between you and God.

I have fallen madly in love with you…

I have fallen completely madly in love with you…

When I see a shooting star I will pray for you.

I pray that when our bond is joined, it will never break.

I didn’t realize when night turned into morning.

Ever since you’ve been mine I’ve stopped noticing time.

I want to call you mine, I want to be with you.

I keep looking for an excuse to see you.

I have fallen madly in love with you…

I have fallen completely madly in love with you…

I don’t see any difference between you and God.

You're so hypnotizing

Could you be the devil?

Could you be an angel?

Your touch, magnetizing

Feels like I am floating

Leaves my body glowing

They say, be afraid

You're not like the others

Futuristic lover

Different DNA

They don't understand you

You're from a whole 'nother world

A different dimension

You open my eyes

And I'm ready to go

Lead me into the light

Picture 3

I will live by your name

I will die by your name

To be with you I can do anything for you

What you have done to me; The ego in me has died; been erased;

Yes, I have become

Yours, I have become mad for you

When the wildness of love crosses all the limits

The lovers hang themselves with smile

The magic of love overpowers the mind and proclaims

You may guard (the paths) but the lord will create a way

This is the will of love

This is the will of God

Without you, How can I live ?

Yes I know, this is the selfishness

I became crazy and play in all colors

I am innocent, mad and wild

I sing, I dance, I make everyone happy

Now I do not follow any religion or rules of society

Because I am mad and crazy in love

And if I may just take your breath away

I don't mind if there's not much to say

Sometimes the silence guides a mind

To move to a place so far away

The goosebumps start to raise

The minute that my left hand meets your waist

And then I watch your face

Put my finger on your tongue 'cause you love to taste, yeah

These hearts adore, everyone the other beats hardest for

Inside this place is warm

Outside it starts to pour.

[sweetmariihs2]

So no one in the fandom is going to point this out?

(except for the fact that Malthus is a good person and has a somewhat healthy relationship with Hilda, differently from Frollo...)

Despite being religious figures (AND involved in politics), I have a list of comparisions of them at the end of the post. For now, let me mention the most important points

They tried to "cleanse the sins" of the girls they have romantic interests in (and the reason for this purification of sins would be because they considered these girls are "sinful and promiscuous")

These girls hate them and publicly defy their behavior (Esmeralda spits in Frollo's face while Hilda gets closer to Malthus' face)

They're both feeling this desire for the girls they deem as sinful, and this feeling (and the religious guilt) is eating them from inside

These girls can easily make them vulnerable, which is a unnusual feeling for both

They are jealous of the girls being exposed to other man (Esmeralda dancing, Hilda in the zone), and try to convince them to stop it

(This scene is not included in the disney movie, but it is in the 1939 movie and in the book - The people were waiting for Esmeralda to get on the stage and start dancing, and Frollo appears, hiding in the shadows, telling her he's madly in love with her and can't stand the sight of her dancing in front of other man. She ends up not obeying him, though! Went to dance anyway)

In the book and also in the musical of The Hunchback of Notre Dame, there is a scene where Frollo is just wandering through the streets of Paris, trying to deal with his conflicting feelings towards Esmeralda, and he hears the sound of music and dancing from the inside of a tavern.

"Frollo began to walk the streets night after night, unable to bring himself to return alone to his cold, dark chambers. He thought he saw her everywhere. Until one night, walking down an unknown alley... he heard the sound of distant music and laughter... coming from within a tavern called... La Pomme d'Eve!" (lyrics from the musical)

When he looks into the window he sees Esmeralda dancing, drinking and having fun, then he says "Brazen, lewd, and odious, this vile, depraved display... I cannot bear to watch and yet I cannot turn away..." (lyrics from the musical), which reminds me of Malthus always ending up in the bohemian zone and "accidentally" watching Hilda from afar, while he's against everything that is in that place. An angel on earth actually made an edit with this musical song making it seem like it was included in the movie, and it looks great! I just wanted to add this here because this edit deserves more recognition.

In the book, Frollo is a priest. He grew up in the church and never felt tempted by any woman... except for Esmeralda, what brings him to madness and eventually death. Got what he deserved tbh

Frollo sees himself as better than the others, just like the first lyrics of his song "Hellfire" say, "Beata Maria, you know I am a righteous man, of my virtue I am justly proud... Beata Maria, you know I'm so much purer than the common, vulgar, weak, licentious crowd...", which reminds me of the talk that Hilda has with Malthus, claiming that loving humanity is not the same as loving people, with real scent, color and sins. Of course, Malthus' pride is not as bad as Frollo's, but it is still a similarity

Both Hilda and Esmeralda are 100% publicly against Malthus and Frollo. They despise them, Hilda because Malthus wants to exorcise her and he is part of that political organization "of good manners" (or something like that), which goes against the bohemian area and disturbs the residents there using their faith. Esmeralda, however, hates Frollo because of the genocide he had been commiting against her people for decades, and she sees him as depraved and disgusting, especially after knowing that he is lusting after her. Both of the girls aren't afraid of speaking up about what they believe, making a fool out of both of Frollo's and Malthus' faces, which is something that the other people don't do. Both of them have a sense of speaking up for minorities and mistreated people.

And also while Esmeralda is kind to Quasimodo, the mistreated hunchback character, Hilda says that "ugly people have hearts too", willingly letting ugly guys have a chance with her.

Frollo keeps Esmeralda's shiny scarf while Malthus keeps Hilda's shoe. Both of the objects remind them of the girls they're "in love", make them feel religious guilt for feeling lust, and both of the objects are considered sinful (Hilda's shoe is considered too vulgar and Esmeralda's scarf was used during her sexy dance at the festival, and she teases Frollo with it in front of everyone)

Frollo burns Esmeralda's scarf (out of anger of her) and Malthus tries to burn Hilda's shoe, but ended up returning it to her.

They both refuse to call the girls by their names, calling them by pejorative nicknames instead, in Malthus case he calls Hilda "camellia, Magdalene (prostitute of the Bible), sinner" while Frollo calls Esmeralda "witch, the girl, gypsy girl"

This is not really about Malthus and Frollo, but when Hilda goes to the church, the priest tells her she shouldn't be there because she commited too many sins and she's in debt with God. In the Hunchback Of Notre Dame 1939 movie, Frollo finds Esmeralda praying and tells her that that church is not a place for her, aggressively shouts that she should leave and grabs her arm.

And what can I say about this song?

Notice how he ends up passing out because of his inner turmoil, which also happens to Malthus, when he's punishing himself and was found by the priest

As you guys probably know, Frollo and Esmeralda's character relationship and interactions are extremely unhealthy and toxic, while Malthus and Hilda are cute together and they're a recognized couple in the show. Frollo's feelings towards Esmeralda are just pure lust and hypocrisy, and he tries to burn her at the stake at the end, believing that her death will bring him some peace. They're not the same.

[phanfictioncatalogue]

Short And Sweet (3) Masterlist

part one, part two

a bit ridiculous (ao3) - manchesterau

Summary: And it would all feel a bit ridiculous if Dan wasn’t so madly in love.

a bite, a bruise (ao3) - phansong

Summary: Warning for TIT Spoilers!

at first blush this is fate (ao3) - alittlestarsick

Summary: 2009 Dan and Phil have a cute winter moment in the snow before Dan has to go back home from his visit to Phil

Bear Mask (ao3) - VendettaWound

Summary: While Dan does think Phil's Freddy Fazbear costume is ridiculous, he also finds it very endearing.

Blonde hair and broken lamps. (ao3) - TheWolfWithinMe

Summary: If you've watched the mukbang, you'll know where this is going.

Falling for you (ao3) - dnpangels

Summary: Dan and Phil are cuddling in Phil's tour bus bunk. When Dan slips and falls out of the bunk, he wakes up the entire tour crew. Fluff and teasing from the crew ensues.

First Day Jitters (ao3) - dprkives

Summary: Dan comforts a nervous Phil about meeting his audience again after 6 years.

Flying home to you (ao3) - harrysbabyboo

Summary: I just found out Dan flew back from the Australian leg of his ‘we’re all doomed’ tour for Phil’s birthday and I am DEVASTATED.

french toast, again (ao3) - buskingalbatross

Summary: Dan's ice cream shop dream, sort of. Not really.

guardians of a rare thing (ao3) - Mildredo

Summary: the morning after the antwerp show.

Hoodie Weather (ao3) - dat_carovieh

Summary: Dan loves wearing Phil's clothes

“I’ll take that bet.” (ao3) - yikesola

Summary: “You tweeted the kids?” Dan laughs, entering the lounge and holding his phone.

“I couldn’t help it!” Phil rolls his eyes. “You found a new Phil.”

A ficlet about hands and jealousies.

If we were two sunflowers, I would have faced you instead of the sun (ao3) - twinphantasy

Summary: It didn’t really matter where they were or what they were looking at because Dan would always be looking at Phil.

Last Week on the Sims (ao3) - antiadvil

Summary: In which Dan and Phil get married, post vague wedding photos on Instagram, disappear for a week, and only address it in the first two minutes of a Sims video.

Like Dreaming of Angels (ao3) - steddieornot

Summary: While he firmly believed everyone deserved love, in some shape or form, this was something else. The love he and Phil shared was otherworldly, impossible to contain. It was more than romantic in every feasible way. And somehow, fate had bestowed it upon him, just a guy from a small town in Reading. And deep down, he knew that even if fate rewrote his path, he would still have found Phil every time.

Loving His Ear (ao3) - Kim_Aurora_135

Summary: Appreciation literature.

(not) sponsored by funyuns (ao3) - Mildredo

Summary: “Go to bed,” Dan says. “We can have midnight snacks tomorrow.”

“You’re a midnight snack,” Phil mumbles, then turns his head a little and presses his teeth against Dan’s pyjama bottoms to illustrate his point.

pizza & packing (ao3) - blossomsphan

Summary: dan and phil eat pizza and pack for their trip. they might love each other a little bit

Pounce (ao3) - Kim_Aurora_135

Summary: Dan and Phil met online. This is a fiction of the first in-person meeting.

remote crisis manager (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: it's 4am in auckland the day before dan's show and dan is having a crisis

remote crisis manager (part 2) (ao3) - danhoweiis

Summary: it's 4am in england and phil gets a call from dan who is having a crisis whilst in auckland before his show

Stinky Baby (ao3) - easybubbyy

Summary: Phil can be a bit bossy sometimes... (especially in the mornings). Dan doesn't mind one bit.

True Blue (ao3) - OnePoundJasmines

Summary: An ode to love and understanding (and also iced lattes)

you rocked my world and never left it (ao3) - jonsaremembers

Summary: some sights, smells and sounds in Turkey, and the feelings that follow

[whitedarkmoonflower]

Reunited Part 2

Pairing: modern!Sihtric x you (female reader)

Authors note: it all started with the ask, whether I accept modern!Sihtric requests, that left me deeply thoughtful whether I am really up to it. So my dear @sihtricfedaraaahvicius gave me a little push with a challenging fic request that resulted in my very first modern! Sihtric fic. Initially I didn't think of a continuation of the story, but some of you were very insisting and I'm deeply thankful for that. I have decided to make it a bit longer story. So, this interlude is intended to set the scene for the upcoming parts. I hope you'll enjoy it.

Warnings: fluff, quite suggestive on the borderline with getting smutty, heartbreak, abuse of alcohol

Summary: It was supposed to be a short two week trip that turned into five long years apart, just because your best friend couldn't keep her mouth shut. Will the reader and Sihtric manage to repair their broken relationship and find their way back to each other?

Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5

Word Count: 2,043

Leave a comment if you want to be tagged for the upcoming parts.

Tags: @uunotheangel @jennifer0305 @sihtricfedaraaahvicius

"Damn it," Sihtric cursed at himself as he watched the door slam shut behind you. Your sudden appearance, followed by an even more abrupt departure, had left him not only speechless but questioning whether you had been real at all or simply a fevered hallucination conjured by his foggy mind after yesterday's party.

He had undoubtedly had a few drinks too many. Waking up this morning, he couldn't even recall the name of the long-legged, dark-haired beauty he found in his bed.

"Uh, good morning, gorgeous," he greeted the girl nestled against his chest with a hesitant smile. "Oh crap, it's late already, I have to rush to the studio. Just slam the door shut when you leave. I’ll call you tomorrow!” 

This had become his standard exit strategy, and it always did the trick. Most of the time, it wasn't even a lie, as he almost always had photoshoots and studio appointments. Sihtric cautiously freed his hand from beneath the girl and, within the next five minutes, he had donned his trousers and shirt before vanishing through the doors, leaving the long-legged stranger in his bed bewildered. He didn't have her number and had no intention of calling her. He never did.

In the beginning, he was driven by a desperate eagerness to forget. He believed that the only way to heal his shattered heart was to quickly fall in love again as deeply and madly as he had with you. However, as time passed, waking up beside yet another imperfect copy of you only made him crave more for the original. At some point, he stopped deluding himself; there was no one who could replace you, so he stopped searching.

Nonetheless, being a famous and handsome fashion photographer had its side effects. His work ensured he was surrounded by women – beautiful, intelligent, and also compassionate women. There always seemed to be someone who believed they could fix him, even when he had no desire to be fixed. At some point, when once again an unsuccessful attempt to mend him had left yet another self proclaimed angel saviour heartbroken and crying, he had enough. He didn't want it anymore. He was what he was: an irreparably broken wreck, an adrenaline junkie, unable of navigating his emotions and incapable of feeling love and affection. He was just inflicting pain on those foolish enough to get close to him. From that point on, his decision was clear – he didn't do relationships. He was good for a passionate one-night fuck, but nothing more, and after a while everyone seemed to know it and accept it.

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"Oh, honey! You're here! I've missed you so much!" Gisela nearly screamed your head off in joy, as she spotted you on her doorstep. You hadn’t seen each other in real life for all five years, but she had remained your best friend. She had been your rock during your darkest days following the breakup, always just a phone call away, ready to listen or simply be there for you, regardless of the time difference. Gisela was the better half of your soul, your moral compass, the anchor that kept you grounded in the tumultuous sea of life. She offered support and solace when you needed it most, asking for nothing in return.

It came as no surprise that, after your panicked flight from the photo shoot, your first instinct was to seek refuge at your best friend's place.

"Oh my goodness! You look like you've been hit by a freight train," Gisela immediately noticed your devastated state. She grabbed your hand and pulled you into a tight embrace.

"I saw him this morning... I couldn't... I ran away," you sobbed, your tears soaking her fine blouse, emotions pouring out uncontrollably.

"Whom did you see? Oh my god! Sihtric?" Realisation struck Gisela as she led you inside her apartment and settled you on her sofa. "Just wait a moment. I'll make you some tea, and then you can tell me everything," she said, heading to the kitchen.

In the kitchen, hidden from your view, Gisela clutched her head with both hands and began to pace around the small room.

"Fuck, fuck, fuck! Why did this have to happen?" she cursed to herself. "Couldn't he have just broken his damn neck on one of his insane climbing expeditions? I can't let her go through this again. She won't handle it. And she'll never forgive me if she finds out I'm the real reason behind all this mess."

Gisela had never found the courage to tell you that her direct involvement was the reason for Sihtric's decision to break up with you. Initially, there was no point in revealing it, as you would have rushed back to Sihtric. As time passed and Gisela witnessed how hard it struck you, how much pain you endured, and how long it took for you to start halfway functioning again, she couldn't bring herself to confess that she was unintentionally responsible for all this suffering. She had acted with the best intentions, all she had wanted was for you to follow your dream and be happy. The realisation that her good intentions had led to you becoming a miserable and broken version of yourself, someone who had closed herself up and now distrusted everyone, came far too late. 

With the tea ready and after taking a deep breath, Gisela picked up the tray with cups and sugar and returned to the living room. She was determined to do everything in her power to protect you and to shield you from Sihtric and the damage his reappearance in your life could cause you. Gisela had witnessed Sihtric change, and not for the better. By now, she was convinced that it had been for the best that he had broken up with you all those years ago. You had built a successful career, you were beautiful, independent, and respected. Somewhere out there, your prince charming was undoubtedly waiting for destiny to bring you together. If you had stayed with Sihtric and witnessed him turning into the person he had become – a jerk and a fuckboy – you would have been left with nothing but a broken heart.

"Can you believe it? He just called me 'sweetheart,' as if nothing had happened," several cups of tea later, you had managed to calm yourself to the point where you could finally speak without your words dissolving into incomprehensible sobs.

"He's not worth a single tear of yours," Gisela reassured you, taking a sip from her tea. "Believe me, you don't want anything to do with him. He's been changing girlfriends like underwear. Lately, they don't even last longer than one night. I've heard that some of the fashion houses are considering terminating their contracts with him. In addition to fucking every model hired for the photoshoots, he's started drinking quite heavily. There have been a few times of him arriving at the set in the morning so drunk that the shoots had to be postponed. I have to admit he's got a certain talent, and when he's sober enough to hold his camera steady, his photos are quite amazing. But that doesn't make him a good person. You deserve better. You deserve someone who will love and cherish you, and most importantly, respect you."

Gisela continued to speak about an opening of an art exhibition featuring the works of a promising new painter to be displayed in her gallery for the next two months, and how she wanted you to attend and possibly meet someone, but you weren't really paying attention anymore. 

Nothing Gisela had said about Sihtric aligned with your memories of him. Yes, he was impulsive and daring, but he had also been attentive and gentle. You remembered how sweet and caring he had been, making you feel like a goddess. It all didn't make any sense, but then again, you were a living example of his real attitude. He had replaced you with someone else after just one week apart. Gisela was right; he had been a fuckboy, and he likely still was. You didn't want anything to do with him. Or did you?

"Hey, hey! What planet are you on? You're not listening, are you? No, no, no, don't tell me you were thinking of him. He ruined your life and broke your heart. Have you forgotten already?" Gisela nearly shouted, bringing you back to reality.

"I know exactly what you're thinking," she continued, her face displaying an annoyed grimace.

"What am I thinking?" you scowled at her.

"You were thinking that you could fix him. That if you hadn’t left for that summer course, it might have turned out differently…"

You opened your mouth to protest, but deep down, you knew Gisela wasn't far off from the truth. Even if these thoughts weren't explicit, they lingered in the back of your mind, like a faint, elusive haze, beyond words to explain. What if…

"Don't even think about it. I could assemble an entire soccer team of heartbroken girls who thought they could fix him. Do you really want to go through all of that again?"

You shook your head vehemently. No, you didn't. You wouldn't survive another heartbreak. This was one of the main reasons you had remained single over the last five years. You hadn't allowed anyone to get close enough even for the possibility of a relationship. It wasn't for a lack of willing candidates, but Sihtric had left you incapable of trusting anyone, almost paranoid, and you hadn't given anyone a real chance.

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Sihtric collapsed onto the bed, burying his face in the pillows, his body tense with frustration. The long-legged doll had departed, and the cleaning lady had dutifully changed the bed sheets, a daily ritual he insisted on. He couldn't bear the lingering scent of his one-night companions on his bedding. Taking a deep breath, he tried to recall your scent, a fading memory locked away in some remote corner of his mind. It had been so sweet, arousing, delightful, and soothing. After a long night of lovemaking with you, bodies slick with sweat, your scents blending as one, he loved burying his face in your hair and breathing you in, savouring the feeling that he had finally found his home. Something he hadn't felt in all those five years since you had left his life.

And now, you were suddenly back. You were as stunning as he remembered, perhaps even more so. There was a newfound self-assuredness in your demeanour, an aura of captivating confidence radiating from you. Your eyes sparkled with inner strength and poise. 

Sihtric felt his pants grow tighter as the image of you from this morning reappeared in his mind: your lovely face, your sparkling eyes, and sensual lips; your velvety hair cascading down your shoulders; the blouse and pencil skirt giving you the appearance of a madly sexy businesswoman; your hands holding the papers; and your legs in high heels – something he'd never seen you wear before. 

Every detail about you drove him to the brink of madness, as a low moan escaped his lips, his arousal undeniable. He would have sold his soul to the devil for the chance to bury his face between your thighs, to taste you again, to feel your walls clenching around him and pushing him over the edge.

For five years, Sihtric had dreamt of this moment, playing it over and over in his mind, rehearsing what he would say and do if he ever had the chance to see you again. But now that the moment had finally arrived, he had found himself unable to utter anything of significance. He had wanted to stop you, to hold you back, to shout something that would make you turn and face him. Yet his mind had gone utterly blank, and all he had managed to do was watch you storm out of the hall with a tortured expression on his face.

And so, you had left without a single backward glance.

"She hates me. She still fucking hates me," was the only thought consuming Sihtric's mind as his hand found its way into his pants, gripping his painfully hard cock and starting to stroke it with rapid, desperate movements.

[theshotsheardacrossworlds]

WIP Thursday

Agi and Emmrich smut? YUP.

His hands fell to her wide, soft hips as he bent to press kisses to her neck. “How scandalous, Miss Aldwir. You would have your suitor act like a brute?”

She gasped as he pinched her ass. “You naughty man! You know full well I mean for you to get out of all these lovely clothes.” And they are lovely. All his clothes are so fancy and make him look even more handsome. Everything has a significance. “I want to see you.”

“As you wish, sweet angel.” Emmrich pushed down her panties and watched with the sexiest smirk on his sexy face as she, for the third time, tossed her last item of clothes in the hamper. “Ah, but now the real question, my love…how do you want me?”

Truthfully, she had imagined how she wanted Emmrich in excruciating detail.

Self-doubt, my old friend.

Blushing madly, she crossed her arms over her ample chest as he began to undress. “Are you sure I won’t be…um, too much if I’m on top? I don’t want to hurt you.” WHAT IF I CRUSH HIM!?!?!?!

Or would he like it?!?!?!

Stop thinking so much, Agi!

Her lover stopped unbuttoning his shirt and glanced back at her, frowning. “Dearest, please believe me when I say you’ll never be too much for me.” Oh Emm, you’re the best. “My darling girl,” he quirked an eyebrow and did the cute shoulder neck thing he does. “You’re not the most substantial lover I’ve had.”

WAIT.

“What?!” Agnes squeaked, her eyes wide. “I’m not?!”

Kicking off his boots, he undid his trousers. “My sweet, loathe as I am to speak of my past lovers, I will mention one to reassure you.” Oh dear, I know that look. He’s going to tell me something so insane that it’s going to break me. He pushed down his trousers and smalls. He then stepped out of them and leaned close to her ear to whisper, “One of my lovers, a very dear man, was considerably larger than you, darling, and we managed quite well with me on the bottom. He penetrated me effortlessly. In short---you’re fine, dear.” Oh. My. Goodness. I… He gave her a quick kiss on her deeply flushed cheek and then pinched my ass!!!!! EMM!!!!! “And speaking of fine, might I comment on how pretty you look right now? Between your makeup—”

“Neve did it.” Because as much as I love Mum, she can be a bit heavy handed with makeup.

With his free hand, he brushed the backs of his lean, long, perfect fingers against her face. “Your makeup, your blush, how the light illuminates you…you’re glowing, my love. Full of light and love and life…” He dipped his head to press several kisses along her neck and jaw. “Queen of my heart, you’ll never be too big for me. More of you means more of you to love, my sweet.”

Words began to spill out of her before she could stop herself. “How are you real?” One of her hands caressed his cheek. “I didn’t think anyone like you existed.”

“I assure you I’m quite real.” His eyes were twinkling, and a smirk tugged on his lips. “Real and ready to serve, darling.”

Serve.

Serving is being hard as a rock apparently!

She did the only thing she could think of in this situation. I pouted…because I know he thinks it’s adorable! “Don’t tease me, Emm.”

He found the pulse point on her neck and kissed gently. “I wouldn’t dream of it, dear. Do you want me to lie down? You said something delightful about being on top earlier, and I so wish to experience that with you.” With one last kiss, which earned him a moan, he stepped back and laid down like the sexy, elegant man he is, and he is so hard. My goodness. With his lithe form on display, she could not help but drink him in. Just for a second. He’s so handsome. “Darling?” Emmrich called to her, extending a hand towards her.

This is real.

He’s real.

He loves me.

He’ll love me no matter what. It was at that moment she squealed happily and practically bounded towards her bed. Straddling his narrow waist, she peppered his face in kisses. “I love you. I love you so much. I want to make you feel as wonderful as you make me. I want…”

[lovelytsunoda]

welcome to wherever you are (the lore behind the verse)

'sup guys, here is the long awaited post about the very real lore behind the welcome to wherever you are series! i am a big fan of music from the eighties, specifically rock and new wave. i was really inspired to write this series shortly after learning about the life and times of inxs, a band i have loved since i was a kid listening to 'the stairs' for the first time. this is a very niche special interest area, and i feel like sharing the lore would really add to the series. so, without further ado, the real life history behind one of my favorite reader inserts. the lore is under the cut :)

y/n elodia heaven hutchence, was two years old when her father, australian rock god, michael hutchence took his own life in a sydney hotel room. while his death occurred in 1997, and lance stroll was born in 1998, i have adjusted (and been purposely vague) about his time of death to make the ages for the story line up. she was raised by her single mother, and eventual stepfather paul, with the help of her father's ex-bandmates, kirk, gary, tim, andrew and jon. of the four, she's closest to kirk for reasons she can't explain.

given her father's popularity in australia, comparisons were not easy to escape. she leads a very private life, away from the prying eyes of the gossip magazines. every few years, she carefully composes a statement that she releases to the press, giving minor, inconsequential life updates.

now, it is important to note that while the basis of this au is based in real life, almost all of it is fiction. the true story of michael hutchence and the people he left behind, including daughter tiger lily, is sad.

here is a link to an article by the new zealand herald that talks about his downward spiral, brought on by a massive brain injury he suffered in the early nineties. as a result of this injury, he was left unable to smell or taste. he also lost his ability to regulate his emotions, and was prone to angry outbursts, a sharp change from a man who friends had said was calm, lively and full of spirit.

helpful links about the life and legacy of michael hutchence: inxs wikipedia page, michael's wikipedia page, podcast episode on michaels death, inxs' first interview since the death of micheal hutchence

to this day, saxophonist and guitarist kirk pengilly maintains that micheal spoke to him in a dream just days after his death, with the singer saying ‘I’m alright now, you don’t need to worry about me any more’

it's stated that micheal had a fear of not being loved, and a confirmed fear of growing old. i'd like to think that these are traits baby hutchence shared with her father until she met lance.

despite being australian by birth, micheal was buried in los angeles, where his mother lived. he is buried in the same cemetery as matthew perry. baby hutchence has never visited his grave.

lance and y/n would have met through a friend. and by friend, of course I mean kirk. kirk and his wife would have gone to a grand prix, and when kirk first laid eyes on lance, he had a gut feeling that he was a good fit for yn.

their first date would have been low key, on the beach at sunset. a picnic followed by a trip out on tim’s boat (before tim lost his fingers in a fishing accident).

they were married two years later. andrew thought they were rushing into it too fast. gary and kirk thought that when you know, you know (they also have four divorces between the two of them, so what do they know?)

all y/n and lance knew was that they were truly and madly in love, and that’s exactly where our au starts.

for those who want the full inxs story, please consider watching ‘never tear us apart’.

[lover-of-mine]

these people literally drink stupid juice

I’m losing brain cells. I just watched this video. I’m literally, i have no words

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTNC35Y84/

They said He was madly in love with her. That was the love of his life. He loved her and he was in love with her. It’s literally canon and explored at least once a season.

.: He was madly in love with her. That was the love of his life. He loved her and he was in love with her. It’s literally canon and explored at least once a season

.: You’re welcome to your opinion. He was in love with her, he’s also emotionally stunted. He can’t move on because he can’t get over her.

They ALSO said Hyperfixating? Yup.: Imma be so real with you, I don’t care enough about Eddie to care about his endgame. I like him, I’m not invested with his love life. But I do know his endgame won’t be with a man.

“But I do know his endgame won’t be with a man”. I responded with “ Imma be real with you, with all due respect, you’re talking in the same tone people talked about buck, before 7x04. That he’s not queer.“

Imma be real with you, I'm not gonna watch that, but of your bullet points, whatever way Eddie felt about Shannon does not matter towards his endgame in the big picture because she's dead. When Eddie is talking about the future in that scene, he uses gender neutral language. We saw that man have panic attacks about a woman. Have erectile dysfunction about another. People literally talked like that about Buck because Buck was a womanizer. Buck was established as a womanizer. He fucks 3 different women ON SCREEN in 2 episodes. And he's dating a man. If Buck can love women and apparently fuck half of Los Angeles and still date a guy, then why the fuck can't Eddie have loved his wife and also fall in love with a man?? Jesus. I'm against the Shannon erasure and I am a Eddie/Shannon defender, but 911 has a very specific way of dealing with love and the whole concept of someone being the "love of their life" that needs work. Shannon can't be the love of Eddie's life because love in the show is about making it work and Eddie and Shannon never figured out how to. Eddie never figured out how to give her what she needed and since she's dead, by definition she can't give him what he needs either. They loved each other but didn't know how to work through things. And they have been creating the contrast on the way Eddie dealt with Shannon/deals with Buck since Eddie was introduced. Buck and Eddie understand each other to an insane degree and we keep seeing them put in the work into loving each other. Their relationship is not just something that's happening to them, it is something they are actively choosing and that's the whole concept of love in the show. Eddie doesn't need to be gay, he just needs to love Buck. And we know he does. He has proved that already. At least they're honest about not caring about Eddie.

[ecargmura]

Wonderful Precure Episode 30 Review - Working Together As A Team

After watching the events that transpired in this episode, the more I come to the conclusion that Satoru and Daifuku are not going to be Precures. While I do think it’s a wasted opportunity, I do get why Toei is not going to include him as one. Regardless, even if I say this, I still do hope that I am proven wrong. I like surprises.

The Precures mope about the events of last episode and I’m amazed about the character development I’m seeing. Komugi in the beginning would only care about Iroha but now, she’s cheering up Iroha because she wants her to be friends with Gaou’s gang and knows that she can do it. Her words feel less selfish and more selfless now. Yuki got a lot of development too. Remember how toxic she was when she was trying to forbid Mayu from befriending the dog duo and was restricting her from doing this and that? Yuki has changed a lot since then. While she does mention Mayu’s timidity, she doesn’t call her weak like before. She’s the one who suggested that the Precures should do a group transformation despite not liking cooperation before. Damn, Yuki’s done a lot of growing since the early episodes. Mayu grew from being awkward around people to being upset for Iroha. Heck, Mey Mey of all characters got character development too. Everything he usually does is for Niko, but he even talked back and even told her no to taking away the Precures’ powers because he believed in them. Mey Mey may be a stickler for rules at times, but he always believed in the Precures. Heck, it’s thanks to him that Niko was able to give them a power-up! While Iroha didn’t get profound development yet, I think that this part of the story will be that growth for her and for Satoru.

I was surprised to see what sort of character Niko is. She feels like a morally gray character. She isn’t hesitant on taking away the Precures’ powers if she finds them unreliable. Fortunately, this is a Precure show, so she does warm up to them. I was surprised that the Mirror Stone is actually a part of her and that it’s actually a Niko Diamond or something. There is also foreshadowing that she has a true form which could be humanoid or just a huge unicorn version of herself. I do want to know more about Niko as she has a lot of personality but has a lot of mystery. The last part of the episode was hilarious with how Niko just decides to crash Iroha’s place and her parents are gushing over how cute she is.

The new group attack was pretty cool with how they all get a power-up version of their outfits. It was nice seeing that they get feathery outfits. I wonder if it’s to represent that they’re angels in a way. Given that the Diamond Castle gives the girls ribbons of their respective colors, this was how I came to the conclusion that Satoru and Daifuku aren’t going to be Precures. Other than the group attack, I also love that they use four Kirarin animals! I hope they keep doing this in later episodes!

The Gaou gang was hilarious with how Torame and Zakuro squabble like siblings. I do wonder what sort of relationship these three have as Zakuro is madly in love with Gaou to the point of fantasizing while Torame respects him. I’d love to see these three interact because I don’t want them to be one-note villains.

Anyways, I really liked this episode and can’t wait to see how future episodes will be like with GaoGaons. Next week’s preview seems interesting as Mayu’s friend from middle school might make an appearance. What are your thoughts on this episode?

[peanutbutter-doodles]

Mating Press 18+ Mdni

Characters : Gene Simmons, Paul Stanley, Velvet Von ragnar.

Pairing : Stardemon/ Vonstar

Setting: Mid 80s

Au: Never Too Young to Die Au (Noncanon/Vampire Route)

Summary: ‘’Mating press? Is that some sort of exercise?’’ Paul questioned, watching Velvet get undressed right before him. Wiping away her makeup, watching Paul’s reflection closely as he gets a book from her shelf and opens it up. ‘’Is it a new thing?’ He inquired, looking through the book.

‘’Sooo…innocent…’’ She chuckled, quietly. Focusing on getting all her makeup washed away, and not the man who’s looking through her books in search of finding out what this ‘’mating press’’ actually is. He can be so innocent at times but….

That was she loves about him and extremely loves…

Ruining it...

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⚠️Warnings: Mating press, Piss, Watersports, Creampie, Blood, Blood kink, Vampire Velvet, Breeding, Piercings, Impregnation Implied, Open/Ambiguous Ending, Naked cuddling, Fluids, Collars, Dom/Sub, I was horny, Choking kink, Bloody kisses, Subspace, Cockwarming Implied, Ask to tag.

Comments and Reblogs, are Appreciated ^^

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‘’Mating press? Is that some sort of exercise?’’ Paul questioned, watching Velvet get undressed right before him. Wiping away her makeup, watching Paul’s reflection closely as he gets a book from her shelf and opens it up. ‘’Is it a new thing?’ He inquired, looking through the book.

‘’Sooo…innocent…’’ She chuckled, quietly. Focusing on getting all her makeup washed away, and not the man who’s looking through her books in search of finding out what this ‘’mating press’’ actually is. He can be so innocent at times but….

That was she loves about him and extremely loves…

Ruining it and especially him as well…

Her cock stiffens.

‘’You could say that.’’ She goes, combing her hair. Giggling madly on the inside as she watches his expression. ‘’Are you interested in it?’’ Velvet inquired, crimson eyes glaring into the mirror as she took out something from her drawer.

‘’Hmmm..Maybe..’’ Paul answered, adjusting his position. Looking throughout the book in search of this exercising thing, in hopes of trying it out or just trying to figure out what it was. Not knowing the true meaning behind it. ‘’Where did you hear it from?’’ he asked, Looking up at her with those angelic brown eyes of his.

‘’Ooh, around~.’’ Velvet cooed, putting on her pink fluffy robe, turning around. Walking to Paul, standing in front of him. Eyeing him like a Demon, in search of satisfying her hunger or pleasure. In hopes of finally being satisfied from…entertainment for the night.

‘’You wanna try it?’’ 

‘’I don’t know…’’ Paul mumbled, going back to the book. Looking deep in thought trying to figure it out. ‘’Does it have any good properties? Would it help me with my calves, muscles, anything?’’ He asked, curiously. ‘’Would it help me with my stamina? Cause…i know…i need…help…with that…’’

Paul blushed, face becoming red.

‘’Would it..?’’ 

‘’Maybe…’’ Velvet smirked, taking the book out his hands. Throwing it on the chair, near her closet. Taking her hands in his. Softly smiling at him, kissing his nose. ‘’It would probably improve your flexibility greatly at least, honey.’’

‘’Really? Lord knows, i need it.’’ He laughed, face growing more red like a tomato. Looking down, seeing Velvet’s in his own then proceeds to intertwine them. ‘’Am i that bad with flexibility?’’ 

‘’A little..’’ Velvet said, kissing his hands. ‘’Also I've heard it will help anxiety and stress. Wonderfully well~.’’

‘’It will?’’

‘’Yes…have you been stressed and anxious lately, my Prince~?’’ She cooed, smirking. 

‘’Hmmm…’’

Paul looked down in thought, has he been a bit stressed or anxious as of lately? With the positive changes in his life, that’s been coming more and more then the negatives, he has been more happier and cheerier since being with Velvet but there’s always dark depth in his mind, twisting around with dark thoughts and what if’s that bother him at night while trying to sleep or just trying to enjoy himself.

Alone or with her…

Yet, he knew the bad things wouldn’t happen or occur but he was always worrying about everything since he was always taking care of things by himself but since none of that had happened, it makes him feel better yet always expecting it to come.

For his bad decisions to come crawling up on him out of nowhere, leading him back to a dark world he happily escaped for the time being…

But, how long though? He wondered, always wondered. His stomach twisted in knots.

How long would this last?

How long would it take for his happiness to disappear?

How long would it take for…Nikki to come back?

How long would it take until…

Velvet gets tired of him, throwing him away in the dumps…

Like trash.

Many thoughts had plagued him throughout day and night, so maybe he does need this ‘’exercise’’ to clear his head for a while, thus strengthening his body and spend some quality time with Velvet.

Time he’ll happily spend with her, no matter what.

Plus, perhaps get her into more exercising as well. 

Fun activities for couples, who can enjoy a healthy lifestyle and the sweet pleasures of being rewarded after with snacks and food, after a sweaty and tortuous workout. 

A Workout he’ll definitely love.

‘’Small, but not as bad like before.’’ Paul answered, honestly. ‘’Just some things that make it hard to sleep or to focus on at night and sometimes in the morning.’’ he goes, placing Velvet’s hands around him. Feeling her stroke his hair gently and rubbing his back softly, massaging it through the clothing he was wearing. He leaned into her touch, her delicate soft touch.

‘’Mhmmm…’’ He moaned.

She bent down a little more, going from his back to up by his neck. Massaging it gently, gripping around it harder. Slightly choking it, and smooching on it with her lips. Licking the hickies and marks around it, she gave him a few days earlier after a session in a party. From looking at them, they were still healing and…

A little sensitive, too sensitive in fact.

Biting the marks, deeply with her fangs. Penetrating his breakable skin, thus drawing blood. 

Going deep, like a long needle inserting itself into tender skin.

���’Ohhh…fuck…’’ Paul groaned, becoming heated as Velvet licked and possibly sucked the blood with her fangs, well it wasn’t sucking but it felt like it did and it was…

Erotic, to say the least.

Lapping at the blood slowly, licking it all clean with her tongue. Some of it, dripping down his neck or onto his clothing, staining his white shirt that will soon be taken off if Paul agrees to this exercise of hers. She goes deeper into his skin once more, hardening her hand around his neck leaving him a bit breathless. Her other hand, caressing his cheek gently.

Paul leans more into it, placing his hands on top of hers. Pressing harder, to keep her going.

Velvet obliges, thus goes more and more. Drawing more blood and wounds, that’ll be cleaned later after this. Her nail trail’s Paul’s face lightly, his eyes rolling back as the fangs leave his skin. Feeling the blood draining from it, tracing down his bruised neck.

‘’Shit…’’ Paul uttered, breathless. Velvet’s pressing harder on his throat, pulling towards him. Towards her bloody lips, showing him her tongue and…

The bloody mess she's made of him.

The tongue shining with blood and saliva, dripping onto his legs. Looking more appetizing than ever, and probably hypnotizing as Red eyes stare back at him, watching those brown eyes shake from the erotic scene she was doing to him before.

It should be disgusting but it’s…

Heavenly, before Paul goes into the demon’s holding…

Touching the appendage.

Licking the blood off the tongue and taking it in his mouth, taking his blood on her lips. Swirling both of their tongues together like music playing in the distance, matching a rhythm and tempo. Lapping at her fangs and letting her explore his mouth more, deepthroating her tongue in the process, letting it go down his throat. She chokes him more, yet softens her grip on him.

Moaning into her mouth, wrapping his arms around her neck. Pulling him down, with her on the bed. Grabbing the back of her head, grabbing hair. Yanking it, causing her to growl in his mouth. She bites his lips, rubbing her nail into his skin once more. 

Her hands presses more rougher around his neck, leaving him all trembling before as they make sloppily and viciously like a pack of wild animals who hadn’t seen each other in days.

They rolled and rolled all over the bed, Paul’s bloody shirt had been shed. Leaving him shirtless, Velvet ogled his body. Staring at the sweat that was brewing, the tits, flabs of flat peeking around from the pants he was wearing, so much more. 

Shining like a god.

His body was Magnificent, She thought. Catching his tongue with her fangs, slightly impaling it. Paul groaned, thus enjoying it as he did.

Lapping their tongues around, twirling them together. Blood on both of their lips, swallowing both of their mixed fluids together in their mouths, they made out once more, breaking apart for some air until She kissed him passionately one last time.

They stared at each other, trying to catch their breath. Felt like steam around them that was from a hot shower they’ve taken together but no it was just…

Two lovers, enjoying their time and love with one another, As much as they could in this world of theirs.

World that hardened both of them during their upbringings, but one they can enjoy now since…

They have each other.

Paul’s face was all flushed, eyes trembling. Breathing heavily, as he stared into the crimson eyes of his lover. Right above him, just looking at him in awe and lovingly while she does the same. Stroking his cheek, then pecking it.

Leaving a black lipstick mark on it, then touching their foreheads together as the steam clears around them, allowing them to sit up together on their bed. In each other laps, as they stare at one another, to catch their breath and allow their minds to clear. Limbs and body loosen up from the wild makeup that just happened.

She stared at him. Trailing her fingers down to his nipple, giving it tweaked. Watching him shake and mutter something under his breath, which she didn’t catch.

‘’What did you say?’’ Velvet asked, softly. Lightly twisting it.

‘’Oohh..’’ Paul groaned, swallowing before answering.

Looking right at her.

‘’Sometimes..i think you could be vampire…’’

‘’What makes you say that?’’

‘’Your fangs, the way you bite. Your eyes, the way they glow in the dark. Everything about you seem unnatural but…’’

‘’But what?’’ She leans.

‘’I love the unnatural, i love the differences…I love you…My Fair lady~.’’ Paul said, smiling. Planting a kiss on her cheek, making her blush madly and a little flustered.

He giggled.

…….

‘’What if i was a vampire?’’ Velvet asked, huskily.

‘’Then I wouldn’t care at all, I would love to be bitten and let you drain me of my blood..to help keep you alive or live eternity with you…’’

‘’You would…?’’

‘’I would..my highness.’’ Paul proclaimed, leaning his against her shoulder. Basking in her mystifying presence that would make people shady of her but not Paul, he reveled in it like he reveled in her life. ‘’I would love to live forever with you.’’

‘’Forever?’’

‘’Forever.’’

They stayed to themselves for a while after that, letting the silence between solidified them once more as they sat and laid together with their thoughts and movements. Letting the soft fabric of the bed engulf them with the silk and soft fitted sheets, around them. Feeling it against some of their skin and clothing they were wearing.

Velvet looked at him softly, while Paul looked like he was enhanced with her beauty. While she was still blushing and still flustered from the smoothness of Paul, which never expected of him but she liked it and would love to hear from him again.

Which she had to ask…

‘’When did you get so smooth?’’ She asked, smiling. Wrapping her arm around Paul’s waist pulling him to her. ‘’Cause i thought, i was only the one with words liebling~.’’ She sang, chuckling.

Booping his nose.

Paul smiled, lips wobbling. Nervously chuckling. ‘’Heh..heh..Heh…um..’’

‘’Well?’’

‘’I’ve read some books and seen a few rom coms…graphic rom coms..’’ He blushed.

‘’You did?’’ She grinned.

‘’Yeah…’’ He looked down in thought, then looked around trying to find something, then spotted it near The closet in the room, laying on the chair wide open.

The book he was reading earlier to…

Find out what this mating press was.

Which he…

‘’About that, exercise.’’ He sits up, looking down at her. ‘’How long would it take?’’

‘’About an hour or 50 minutes…do You want to do it? You don’t have to if you don’t want to, it’s really hard~.’’

‘’That exercise, can’t be that hard…’’

‘’You’d be surprised, my Prince. You’d be surprise.’’

‘’But you would teach me right? i heard you were a excellent teacher!’’

‘’Teach you?’’ She giggled, sitting up as well. ‘’Well, if ya want to.’’ loving the enthusiasm of her lover.

‘’I do!’’

‘’When do you wanna start?’’ she asked, hand going into her pocket.

‘’Right now!’’ Paul exclaimed, excited.

‘’Right now?’’

‘’Yes! I wanna feel the burn, the energy, the pain of it all as we exercise ourselves to the fullest and be gra-’’

‘’Stanley.’’

‘’Hm?’

‘’CLICK!!!’’

Paul looked, a diamond star collar closing around his throat once it clicked. Which he knew all too well, which means…

‘’Oh Stanley~.’’ 

He looked up at her slowly, seeing her menacingly standing above him, basked in darkness. Staring at him, with those dark crimson eyes, holding a leash in hand playing with it, swaying her hips. He touched the collar, trembling a little as he touched it, goosebumps appearing all over on him once he felt the texture of it. His mind loosening up. Knowing…

‘’Better Keep up, with Me then.’’

He’s In, Mama’s hands now.

Sounds of smacking flesh, angelic moans, as well the bed bumping against the wall filled the room as Velvet showed Paul what the mating press was exactly. Pinning him down, legs above his head as he tried his hardest to hold them down as She pounds her cock into him, jackhammering. Setting a frantic pace without stopping, going deeper than ever. Slamming up into his uterus a couple times, hearing him hitching a breath or….

‘’IT’S SO DEEP!’’ He Whimpered, shaking and withering as Her cock went deeper. Rummaging his walls around pleasurably, feeling all the piercings intensely. Sending him into a world of intense pleasure as his cunt is hammered and possibly destroyed. Balls striked against him, as he let out a high pitched moan. ‘’YOUR GOING TO BREAK ME IN HALF!’’

‘’I won’t, relax.’’ She breathed, looking down at her cock. Smiling at the way, she going faster and deeper into him seeing the mess he’s creating. ‘’It’s impossible, for me to break you hun.’’ She goes, placing her hands above him. ‘’Very impossible…’’ Taking out the cock midway, covered in Paul’s fluids beating as the tip is halfway in. ‘’Look baby.’’

Paul looked, trembling. Seeing that big and veiny cock of hers out in the open. His face was flushed, sweat all over his body as Velvet put him through this intense workout of her’s. Nipples perked up, hands were hurting from holding his legs down. Seeing there was no blood, like the usual when she plunged into his walls.

‘’No blood…?’’ He quivered, flinching when his clit was touched and pinched. Muscles tightening up, heat coming to his core. ‘’New-ahh-Piercings…?’’ He inquired, shakily. Velvet grinding her cock into his entrance, rubbing the tip of her cock against his clit.

Where the piercing was.

‘Yup, new piercings. Which means….’’

She sank her cock into him halfway, seeing the choked look on his face. Eye trembling, as he gasps for air. Nerves were on fire, like an intense flame. She leans into his face, breathing hot steam around him as she grinds her cock slowly into him before..

‘’More fun for you…and Me~.’’ She whispered, plunging her whole dick in him. Almost seeing his eyes crossed, face twisting in pleasure as he does so. ‘’Especially me.’’ Resuming her desperate pace, hearing him panting her name against his lips.

Like a prayer, like she was a…

God, and…

She fucking loved it.

Her pace going erratically, angling her hips then…

‘’Lift up for me, Pet’’ She demanded, In which he obeyed. 

Shaking as she still went fast, letting out a few mewls placing his shaky hands on the bed. Lifting himself up, staring at the ceiling. Foot planted on the bed securely until..

‘’There we go!’’

Hammering into his uterus like a bull, hearing him cry out and whine like a bitch in heat. Hands gripping the silky fabric tightly, turning his face to the side as his pussy gets turned inside out. Melting from the utter pleasure from her cock and the inhuman speed of hers.

His walls being slammed, rummaged through like nothing ever before. Stomach coiling around inside him like iron, Mind being overrunned with such intensity of arousal coursing through to him as his eyes become hazy and couldn’t focus, breathing heavily fast.

Panting, clenching around her cock viciously sending him over the edge. Feeling her balls slapping against his cunt, clenching around it felt amazing but impossible at the same time due to how big it was by…

How she was battering against his uterus, really tremendously hard. Letting out a shaky breath as his climax was coming and how he felt something else stirring inside him but couldn’t tell what it was due to the insane pace she was going.

Nonetheless, he lift up his hips more. Letting her go at him like wild wildebeest on a run to catch its prey or mate in a rush to copulate with one another, as they danced or twirled in circles as they make hot and steamy love with another.

Like these two are, except it’s frenetic, dirty, sweaty, mind blowing and…

Intense. 

So, Intense as the bed almost makes a hole in the wall as Velvet goes faster and faster almost like a whole supernatural being who has a lot of energy to fuck alot and…

To breed.

Almost too much in fact, as she pins Paul down to bed harshly. Looking at him with a demonic look in her eyes, Pinning his legs down above him with that titan grip of hers, nearly making him bleed with long nails of hers, thrusting in and out. He breathed heavily, mumbling as his core was being smashed to the fullest.

His hair was all over the place, eyes hazy yet he still had bits of energy even though he hadn’t really done much during this session with her due to getting the roughest and frantic fuck of his life so far, watching her go in and out of him lightning speed. Hitting all of his sensitive spots that almost made him see stars a couple of times.

Almost making him cum, but he held it.

To let her cum first if she needed too…

But to be honest, it didn’t matter if one of them came or both didn’t, it mattered if they or he was enjoying this as much as she is. Enjoying the way they’re fucking, the position, the feelings, the rough way she’s going about this as she leans down on his chest giving licks and kisses around his tits. Taking them in her mouth, sucking on them like milk. Teething them lightly, with her fangs.

Pinching them slightly. 

‘’Mommy…’’ Paul moaned, shakily. Covering his face with hands, becoming so overwhelmed with pleasure as he looks down watching her look at him while She’s sucking on his tits. Leaving bite marks and lipstick smears all over. His hand shook as he went down, Touching Velvet’s face and caressing it as she slammed down in him, as he cried out.

‘’VELVET!!!’’ His core tightened, he’s almost there. But for how long though, it seems the pace she’s going is not enough for him and he wants more, yet doesn’t know how to verbalize or say it for that matter with the way his mouth is wobbling and brain going haywired.

All he could do is watch, as his pussy gets annihilated.

He doesn’t want her to stop and lose her momentum, thus losing the ache inside him. No he needs to get her attention and tell her…

To Ruin Him.

And he kind of knew how, thus hoping it would work well if he used what’s in front of him perfectly.

And hopes to not to regret it. 

He wants to walk after this…

Or maybe not, with what he’s about to do.

Nonetheless, he’s saying goodbye to walking for now.

Paul watched as Velvet suckled and nipped his skin, hair covering her sweaty face. Giving him the most perfect since she’s distracted with that and fucking his sopping cunt. He lifts himself up, as he trembles. Placing his hands on her shoulders, looking very focused and probably drunk as well, licking his lips. 

Taking a deep breath, Closing his eyes. He…

Pinched a nerve, through the black hair of hers.

Not just any nerve, he hoped. 

The nerve that made…

Velvet eyes go black like darkness in front of him, which he had never seen before but it scared him yet aroused him at the same time, stopping the pace. Letting her cock be sitting inside him, not moving at all, except for Velvet moving up towards him.

He didn’t know which nerve, but he knew…

He’s done for.

‘’Oh dear…’’ Paul muttered, being pinned down by his throat. Velvet looked at him wildly, baring her shark-like fangs madly at him, smelling her musky breath. Going up his nostrils, intoxicating him with her smelly breath, making him a bit dazed.

Feeling droplets of saliva dripping on his face sliding down on the bed. Her nails felt extremely sharper, going into his skin drawing blood. He swears, he can see pointy ears behind her hair peeking out or the dark veins appearing on her face.

He couldn’t tell if it was his imagination or how heated he was, but he could tell she looked…

Animalistic.

Lights flickering on and off, seeing something in her…

He couldn’t explain to anyone if he tried to.

Going closer to his face, mouth wide open far enough like she unhinges her jaw. Letting him see a mouthful of darkness and pure whites of teeth surrounding her long tongue. Paul shaked, feeling the fangs lightly touch him as well the tongue, closing his eyes but before they touched him, they were pulled back thus Velvet looking at him angrily and…

Viciously.

Leaning closer against his face, a stern look appeared on her. As she yanked the collar, he was wearing towards her along with him, Not Far behind. Paul can feel the anger radiating off of her and the mighty grip of hers about to break that collar around his neck.

Or him.

He Gulped.

Velvet steamed, but took a breath to calm herself down. So she wouldn’t get violent or upset at him, perhaps ruining this experience.

She would have to teach him a lesson later, A lesson in what not to do when pinching a random nerve on someone and to not enrage her when…

The Moon is full tonight like no other, because if this happened again…

She wouldn’t be able to hold herself back, like she did now.

Cause if she didn’t…well…

He’d be…dinner for her.

So He’s lucky…for now….it seems.

……..

Anyway She goes…

Inhale, exhale, inhale, exhale, Inhale…

Exhale.

Velvet breathed, thus…

‘’Don’t. Ever.  Do. That. Again.’’ She proclaimed, growling. Pulling him towards her, face to face. Very close and looking him straight in the eyes as he quivers against her body.

She grabs his nipple, twisting and pinching it harshly. Very harshly, hearing him moaning and trying to conceal it the best he could without whimpering. Thus she yanks it, grabbing his chin.

‘’You hear me, Boy?’’

Pinching his nipple, harder. His back arching, as he Moaned sharply.

‘’MHM-!’’

She tweaked it once more, seeing his face twist in pain then pleasure. Breathing his sweet minty breath on her, as she inhaled it. Letting it soothe her instincts and aroused her further. Giving her a chance to smack and squeeze his ass, hearing him yelp.

‘’Did you hear me?’’ She questioned, smacking his ass harder.

‘’YES!’’ He answered, feeling a handprint on his ass starting to form.

‘’Yes, what?’’ Velvet asked, thrusting.

A little inside him…

‘’yes…Mistress.’’ He groaned, shaking from the cock moving inside him.

‘’Good boy.’’ She said, kissing him softly before letting him lay on the bed. Looking at him, while she caresses his face as he leans in for her touch, feeling those rough hands against his face. Seeing those brown eyes of his glow like caramel in the light above them. Shining its bright presence on them like the moon outside up in the red clouds.

Glistening all over the world and her especially as she moves the black curls away from his sweaty face to get a good look at him and get a direct answer from on why he did what he did and how she’s going to go about this.

Talking to him softly or lecturing him…

She doesn’t know when but…

It can wait.

‘’Why did you that, Paul?’’ Velvet asked, calmly. Placing his legs above his head, pinning them down with a soft grip of hers. ‘’Are you hurt, Did you need me to stop?’’

‘’No…’’ He mumbled.

‘’Then..why?’’ She leans closer to him. ‘’Then why did you pinch me? Especially my nerve?’’ she chuckled, nuzzling his nose. Feeling him loosening up before her, becoming a bit at ease with her.

‘’Because….’’ 

‘’Because, why?’’

‘’Because…i wanted you to go…faster..’’ He mumbled, shyly.

‘’And you pinched my nerve, cause you wanted me to go faster?’’

Paul nods, smiling sheepishly. Shrugging a little.

‘’Oh my god..’’ She laughed. ‘’Why didn’t you say anything?’’

‘’I couldn't…’’ 

‘’Why? Because i was fucking so good, you couldn’t say it?’’

‘’Yeah…’’ He blushed.

‘’Paulie…’’

‘’Sorry….’’

She sighs.

‘’No worries, but if you hadn’t done that i would’ve but since you got me frustrated and amped up, i’m gonna, i’m gonna…’

‘’Gonna what?’’ Paul asked, scared. Fearing He ruined everything and this will stop, nervousness and panic starting to stir up as well as his mind making up things, thinking he did something awful but before he can apologize or wallow in his mind…

Velvet…

‘’I’m going to…’’ She pins him harder than before, pulling out her whole cock. Letting it stay in front of his Vaginal opening, hovering at the entrance. Looking him, dead straight in the eyes. As all the lights go out, leaving her just her eyes glowing in the dark and only source of light there was as Paul stared at them.

His legs were pulled up farther, leaving him to yelp.

‘’Ve-!?!’’

His hands were pinned down and couldn’t move like they were cemented.

‘’What are yo-’’

She went closer, right up in his face. Breathing slowly and hitching a breath where he could’ve heard a dark laughter bellowed deep inside her. She grabbed his face as the light went on for a sec, he saw the dark veins appeared on the side of her face again, as well sharper fangs.

‘’Vel..what a-are you d-d-doing?’’ He stuttered, couldn't move at all.

Velvet grinned, leaning towards his ear.

Whispering huskily, in a soft yet deep voice.

‘’What color are you?’’

‘’Huh?’’

‘’What. Color. Are. You?’’

‘’Um…’’

‘’Color.’’

‘’Um..’’ Paul gulped, Nervously. 

‘’Green…’’ He answered.

‘’Good.’’

‘’W-why..?’’

‘’You wanted fast right?’’

‘’Yeah…?’’

…..

‘’Vel…wha-’’

‘’Because…’’’

Paul tries to look down, but she forces him to look up as she whispers in his ear. Placing the tip of her cock at the ready, her nail pressing into his cheek. Drawing a line of blood, as she nears his eye. Creepily humming, placing her other hand at his waist.

Looking at him all motherly and Predatory at the same time, clearly hearing his heart beating slowly from her and the anticipation as she leans in personally, for him to hear it.

Loud and Clearly.

Sharp and…

Monstrous.

Full of sin, and beauty all around.

In a way, he’ll never forget…

This night of there’s…

Forever.

‘’Because, My dear..’’ she goes as,

Paul breathed slowly, feeling a glide of the tip at his entrance. Feeling her grip become more hardened and tighter, strangely feeling that she’s already inside when she’s not. Felt like his mind was loosening up again as the collar reflected mysteriously in the crimson eyes staring back at him, with a smirk right before she whispered…

‘’I’m Going To Fuck You Until Your Pussy Is Numb.’’ 

Paul’s eyes widened, as she plunged her whole cock in him. All in one go, instantly smashing up into his core, going at an impossible yet supernatural speed. Pounding his walls, going so deep and deeper. Reaching things that couldn’t possibly be reached at an intensity but here she was. 

Filling up the room again with the sound of violent flesh against each other and Paul’s feverish yet whiny moans, as she plunges her cock in him over and over without stopping. Actually making a hole into the wall with the bed, with how fast she’s going, not caring for that at all.

‘’Oh…oh…’’ Paul moaned, softly. His core being smashed, as his body heats up all the way. Feeling he’s about to explode any minute with how fast she’s going, despite seeing her barely moving at times. Was it the arousal, was it his imagination, or the full moon filling his mind with thoughts and images, he couldn’t understand.

But what he could understand…

‘’OH GOD!!’’ He cried, thrashing his head around. Biting his lip, as his body gets more sweaty as it builds more heat as Velvet goes at his core like a monster. His clit aching to be touched as his cunt gets slammed and slammed, as he stared at her while rambling and moaning. His mouth creating drool from how much speed she’s giving him.

And how much it took her to ruin him in one go.

‘’MHM!!’’ He whined, as he was hammered. 

Harshly, yet vigorously. 

Velvet leaned in, instantly sucking his neck. Biting with her sharp fangs, giving him a weird high as he felt something was being taken from but couldn’t tell what it was due to becoming more arousing and more of a blur.

His brown irises became a shell of themselves, as he felt her pinched and sucked on his skin. Tenderly even though it was leaving a bruise on him, as he quivered from the sensation. Breathing heavily, lips wobbling as he felt a bit cold. Feeling blood dripped from his neck and leaked all over his blood.

Feeling her smear it all over him, licking some parts in quick laps, it felt pleasurable yet painful. Biting some parts of him more and more, hearing him groan or whimper. She makes it up to his face, with her mouth closed…

Having traces of blood on her…

Paul trembled, wanting to…

‘’Ve-vel..wha-’’

She kissed him, rough yet passionately on those luscious lips. He leans in, closing his eyes. Feeling her arms wrapped around him, even though he thought he felt them on his wrists but no they were there, wrapping all around him like a…

Snake.

Injecting him as she opened her mouth, letting some of the fluids inside his mouth, tainting with such redness. He didn’t care that it was…

His blood, in his mouth.

 As he swallowed, leaning in to her more. Making a bloody mess of themselves as Velvet fucks him to the edge of ecstasy in this position she’d put him. Tilting her pelvis as she thrusts into him. Wailing into her mouth, as his core was being Pummeled to the absolute fullest.

They made out as the thrusts became heavy and lifting. Swirling there tongues around in blood, biting each other with her fangs or his teeth. Making new wounds and licking old ones from days ago, touching each other's bodies. 

As they pleasure each other in their own way.

They pulled apart for air, letting both of their breaths engulf each other. Going around them like ghosts, intoxicating them with their smells and blinding their thoughts. Filling them with such emotions it makes both of their hearts feel for each other, brain all mushy that it feels like they're all gone.

‘’Stanley…’’

‘’Velvet…’’

They kissed each other again, as her hips stuttered for a sec. Almost at her peak, resuming the pace she goes. Groaning and growling in his mouth while he moans and whimpers in her’s, taking some of her blood while she takes his, swallowing thus rejuvenating her for a while as she laid her head on his shoulder, erratically pounding into him.

Breathing heavily, as they create steam once more.

‘’You like that, huh?’’ She rasped, Eyes heavy.

Paul nodded slowly, face flushed.

‘’You like having your pussy being filled with my cock?’’ She teased, balls smacking against his pussy harder than before. Hearing him moan low, seeing his eyes almost closing. ‘’Getting tired, there?’’

‘’No..i’m…’’ 

‘’You what~?’’ Hitting his core, right up directly into his uterus. Making him see stars, as his mouth opens wide, shutting his eyes from how intense the hit was. Fire rises up more, as his stomach coils up. His cunt became swollen and his mind…

Drunk.

 ‘’Hmm?’’

‘’I’m..going to…’’

She thrusted at his core, once his back arched. Yelling out…

‘’CUM!!! I’m going to cum!!!’’ He cried, his expression becoming intense. Quaking, as he was almost there from being pounded. ‘’OH!!’’

‘’Aww, before me~?’’

‘’Mhmh…’’

‘’Adorable~.’’

‘’Please let me…cum…’’ He whimpered.

‘’I don’t know…’’

‘’Vel..’’

‘’Okay…what do you need me to do honey?’’

‘’Hold me.’’

‘’Alright..and…’’

‘’Love me…please..’’

Velvet smiled, touching her forehead with his before proclaiming…

‘’As you wish, Star prince.’’

‘’As You wish.’’

She let go of him, he instantly latched onto her. As he was brought to the utter brink of bursting at any sec or moment on her. Latching tightly on her, as he breathed hotly on her bloody skin. Fingers trembling as his stomach coiled harder, hiding his face near her shoulder.

As she grinds him into the bed, nearly ripping it apart with her strength, grunting as she’s almost there. Not noticing, the bed slowly drifting away from them. Panting and huffing, loudly.

‘’Fuck!’’

Sweat and blood getting all over the sheets as it drips from there bodies, as they float together while fucking in the air. Both of them making grotesque and angelic sounds like a concert that been put on for entertainment…

One you can fuck or become horny from.

‘’Goddamn! I Love your cunt!’’ 

Thrusting upwards, holding him tightly.

‘’Love how you squeeze my cock!’’

Another thrust.

‘’Love how you eat it up!’’

Another thrust.

‘’LOVE HOW YOU ENJOY ME FUCKING YOU!!!’’

Another thrust, where her hips stutter. Cock beating inside him, getting ready to fill him.

‘’Where do you wanna it?’’

‘’INSIDE!!’’

‘’You sure?’’

‘’PLEASE!!!’’

‘’You want my seed to fill you up to the brim!?!?’’ She growled, thrusting faster and sharper.

‘’YES!! GIVE ME IT!!!’’

‘’Raw and…ohhh fuck..uncovered!?!?’’

‘’YES!!! GIVE ME YOUR BABIES!!!’’

Paul leaned away from her shoulder, eyes watering.

‘’I want them!!! Give me em!!!’’ He breathed, latching onto her neck. ‘’I don’t want them to go all to waist-Ohhhhh!!’’ Paul screamed, Velvet cumming inside him as his dam burst all over, as she flood him with her seed.

Mouth widening open, as his eyes rolled into the back of his head. Choking on air, being filled up with more and more cum, overflowing him. Squirting on her cock, twitching from the aftershocks as his pussy gets pounded and filled to the brim.

One Last time. 

‘’Holy..shit…!!!’’ Velvet grunted, Blowing her biggest load inside him ever. Huffing, as she slides out half way letting out a pool of semen all over his cunt, noticing…

He peed.

‘’Goddamn!!!’’

Velvet in awe, from the amount of cum pooling and piss coming out from him. He really needed to go it seems, it smelled weirdly to her as she inhaled it through her nostrils. She couldn’t recognize the smell but it made her feel good and her body loosened up from the intense session she was doing.

She touched it, thus licking it.

Letting it drip, on her tongue as she…

Swallowed it, sending her goosebumps all over.

She smirked, as it tasted wonderful to her.

‘’Did i fuck you so well, you peed little deer?’’

Sinking her cock into him, once more.

Watching the dazed look on his face as he squirmed.

‘’Little deer?’’

‘’Mommy…’’

Paul trembled, hugging her tightly. Cunt dripping and filled with such semen, it was Overwhelming. Wrapping his legs tighter around her.

‘’Please..stay…’’

‘’Stay? I was already staying, but i-’’

‘’Stay…’’

‘’I will, don’t worry.’’ Almost pulling out but not before…

‘’Don’t..pull out.’’

‘’Don't pull out? Paul you sure?’’

Paul nodded weakly.

‘’Baby, you pissed yourself and you want me to stay in you while you drift?’’

‘’Yes..please…’’

They floated back down without knowing, Velvet chuckled.

‘’Paul…You Naughty boy~.’’

‘’Your…Naughty boy?’’

‘’Mine.’’ Velvet said, pecking him on the head.

‘’Forever?’’

She looked him in the eyes.

‘’Forever, My lord.’’

Velvet proclaimed, laying down with him in such disgusting fluids. That smelled awful, but to them it smelled pleasantly to them. Both of their bodies, covered in blood, semen and piss. They didn’t care, they cared as long it was just them as the moon outside glowed brightly surrounded by red clouds all over the place.

Glowing from a sinful and disgusting act but was beautifully in a way that somehow and most likely….

Created something new…

Almost like a…

Life perhaps.

A life that would bring…

New discoveries along the way.

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When i say i'm pent up, I mean...

I'm Pent up.

Anyway hoped you guys enjoyed this!

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[enter-the-phantom]

Some time ago you asked me about my angel Gabriel and I am here to return the favor, PLEASE tell me about your gabriel when you have a moment 👀

- @starshine-selfships

Can’t believe I am just getting to this, I am the worst.

YES LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY AWFUL BEAUTIFUL BOY!!

This is my Gabe and he makes me feral and insane. ❤️❤️❤️

How do I begin to describe Gabriel. He’s crazy smart and just plain crazy and a tiny short king who is also terrifyingly strong and powerful. He has no off switch, never shuts up, runs off of sugar and spite, has the world’s cutest dimples and the most beautiful golden eyes and is just annoying and hot and wonderful.

This sexy bastard is one of the most powerful and ancient archangels and was one of the first fallen angels, he left/was kicked out because he refused to join the infighting and corruption in his family. He was tired of watching his siblings tear each other apart so he ran off to take the place of one of the pagan gods (Loki, if you can believe it) and ended up with his powers—sort of a pseudo angel/Trickster God hybrid. He’s a chaotic neutral silly boi who likes to wreak havoc by killing nasty people in creative ways and looks really hot doing it.

In my canon, he’s also my guardian angel and not super happy about it at first but he catches feelings and it’s all very bittersweet bc he knows I love his brother and he wants me and Cas to be happy so he’s willing to step back and let us be together, even though it tears him apart inside. Instead he just follows me around acting vaguely annoying.

In my happy little headspace though we’re madly in love and all over each other constantly and it’s very gross. We are the OG chaos couple, we enable each other’s insanity and annoy everyone but it’s okay bc we love each other so so much ❤️

What’s funny and stupid is that he was a platonic f/o for a long ass time but I was not platonic about him at all and just didn’t realise it and it was cringe and pathetic. We actually meet him before we meet Cas, and from the moment he showed up I was like “that guy.” Don’t learn his name until like season 4 but every time he showed up I’m like “oh my god it’s my fave it’s the trickster he’s back I hope he’s in every episode ever he’s great omg” and then I learned he was an angel and not only that he’s this universe’s Loki and I lost my shit and made him a platonic right then and there but also couldn’t shut up about how cool he was (srsly look at my Gabe tag, it’s pathetic 💔) and eventually had to face facts and felt stupid. Now we kiss a lot.

Anyway he’s hot and stupid and perfect and he can be so charismatic and flirty or so gentle and sweet and he is everything and I love him and I want to cry.

Also here’s a fic about our first meeting if anyone is interested 👉🏻👈🏻

[ladybellissima]

Finding Love Katakuri x Reader Part 29

Stopping in his tracks the Admiral watched her irritated. (Y/N) stood against his powerful look and waited for things to calm down. Luckily the man before her sat down again, while lightening his cigar.

"A princess you say? Why didn't you tell us sooner? ", he asked interested, while observing her shaken form.

"and why were you traveling with one of Big mom's ships?", he added seriously.

Looking into the man's eyes, she found it terribly hard to lie. Her name was easy. In a way it was the truth. She still was a princess, but not in that way she was going to tell him. She didn't want to deny it, but there was no other way.

"I was brought to whole cake Island for a political marriage with one of Charlotte Linlin's sons.", she explained with tears in her eyes and let the Admiral's eyes widen for a moment.

"I..i took the chance of escape and left with this ship to leave this nightmare…", (Y/N) went on and felt her heart break.

"God Katakuri I love you…", she thought, while lying bitterly.

Akainu watched her shaken form calmly and thought about her words.

"I see.. So you wanted to hide your identity to avoid getting back to your island and facing this nightmare again. You must have been through a lot.. ", he spoke more to himself but for everyone to hear. Coby was stunned of the Admirals caring words. He himself felt his body shake in anger about this girl's story. (Y/N) nodded uneasy and brushed some tears away.

"You know that just meters under your feet, there is one of her sons imprisoned.", his voice let her gasp of shock and look down onto the floor. Katakuri was this close? And still it seemed so far away and out of her reach. Crying terribly she fell onto her knees and couldn't control her feelings anymore. Coby quickly came to her side and hugged her dearly, while giving the Admiral an angered look.

"Admiral, you think she's saying the truth?", one cadet asked uneasy, while watching the scene sadly.

"Look at her. Her feelings are totally honest. She is terrifyed. Just imagine escaping from an arranged marriage. Traveling far away, out of their territory, leave everything behind and then the moment you think to be out of their grasp, you are again in one building with one of these bastards. ", he spoke coldly and felt pity for this woman. He had to admit she fitted the title of a princess perfectly. She was spotless beautiful with a voice of an angel. Her speaking was well educated with a spark of a sweet rebellious mind. He couldn't tell exactly what made him feel this way, but she sure hit a soft spot under his strong appearance.

"You don't have to be afraid. As I told you, he is imprisoned and won't be able to get out. Ever.", he explained and got up from his seat to walk to her side. Coby watched his superior worried and pressed her body closer to his. (Y/N) took a deep breath to calm down. Thank god her outburst of emotions wasn't making her suspicious. He took the lie in an instant. Nevertheless she was still clueless of what to do now. How would it help her to get to her husband.

Looking up to Coby, who's look was worried directed to her, she slowly reached up to his face and brushed with one hand across his cheek with a thankful smile. Blushing madly he gave her space to let her get up. Her gaze met the serious one of the Admiral ,who was so close that she was completely covered by his shadow. His dangerous aura let her shiver, which let him sigh deeply.

"You don't have to be afraid of me. I am the one who get rid of these bastards. Follow me.", he spoke shortly and left the room without to wait. Looking to Coby for a moment he wasn't sure either of what was going to happen. Quickly (Y/N) followed him, with Coby close by. Reaching the cellar it got dark around them. Coby had a bad feeling of his superior's intention and it got worse after they entered the cells. (Y/N) 's eyes widened of the sight before her. The walls were marked with blood, the air was unbearable heavy. The smell was disgusting and it was hot that sweat rolled down her forehead. Most of the cells were empty, others were filled with people who looked more dead than alive. It was terrifying how cruel someone could be. How merceless, they let these people die slowly in there. Her hands were shaking and she realized where he was going. Stopping before  metal bars Akainu roughly pushed the doors open and entered emotionless. Shaken she stepped into the cell, which was ingulfed in darkness. No one was able to see a thing.

"Light.", he ordered sharply and quickly Coby light up the candles on the wall. With every light his silhouette was more noticeable. Gasping she shut her mouth with one hand and sobbed terribly.

He seemed unconscious. Hanging from the wall like a piece of meat. His whole body was marked with bruises and wounds.

"See I told you. You don't have to be afraid anymore. We marines are capable to arrest the cruelest monsters of the sea. We destroy everyone who dares to stand against the government and help people like you to have a better life.", he spoke proudly of his work and gave her frightened look a smirk.

Katakuri moved of the noise and tried to look up. He felt so exhausted of the past torture lesson that his vision was blurry. 

" This bastard will soon pay for his crimes. ", he added and a growl erupted from Katakuri.

" (Y/N) "

Hearing her name let Katakuri's body stiffen. Was he dreaming? Did he really call his wife's name?

Slowly the Admiral placed a knife into her hands. Confused she looked up to his amused expression.

"You had a rough past. Caused by the big mom pirates. Want to take revenge? Feel free to let your anger out.", he spoke with a smile and couldn't wait to see her outburst of rage against this pirate, but he was only met with silence. Coby was about say something, but suddenly (Y/N) pointed the knife towards Akainu's chest.

" I gave a shit about such a revenge! I am not a monster and won't hurt someone defenseless.", she spoke angered and let the knife fall to the ground. Stunned everyone looked at the beautiful girl with open mouths, while Akainu laughed out loud.

Katakuri's heart was about to explode, after hearing her angered voice, but couldn't move an inch. Still confused and in pain he struggled to stay awake. He couldn't tell if this was really happening or he just was imagine things. Lifting his head he was able to see a glimpse of her beautiful hair and it let his heart race uncontrollably.

"Like I thought. You sure are a noble princess. That's the difference between a pirate. You have honorable standards, not like this trash. But believe me out there in this wide world you have to change your look on things, because it will cost your life..You have to learn to protect yourself." he spoke and walked out of the cell amused.

Looking back to Katakuri, she locked eyes with his widened ones. He couldn't believe it that she was standing before him. She couldn't believe it that after such a hard time she finally reached his cell. But she knew that she wasn't able to help him now. She wanted to run to his side so badly, but she couldn't yet. It pained so hard to be meters away and wasn't able to move closer. Katakuri could see her struggle and stayed by his cold expression. He didn't know what was going on, but he already knew that she was playing with her life. Slowly walking out of the cell it shattered her heart in pieces. How cruel could someone be? This man was a monster. Following him back to his office she stood still with a serious look. She really had enough of him, but more and more she realized how difficult their situation was.

"You have a strong will and I find it quite impressive that a young woman like you was able to get through this all alone.", he spoke with a short smile, which let the others gasp of surprise. (Y/N) wasn't sure what to say.

" Thank you for your kind words.", she spoke strained and shivered again of his sudden laugh.

" God your fine tone always got me. I am starting to feel like a royal myself. So (Y/N) are you interested to start a new life as a marine? ", he asked with a smirk and everyone got eyes like saucers.

"a… a. Marine? This sweetheart? Admiral Akainu are you sure?", one cadet spoke next to him shocked while his laugh got even louder.

"Yeah exactly I mean this lovely woman in front of me. What do you say?", he asked again and (Y/N) thought about it. Slowly a plan was created in her mind. A crazy one, a dangerous one, but it was a real chance. Or better her only chance.

"Thank you and I am sorry for my outburst before. I am still very confused and scared.. But I appreciate your kindness to let me stay… I will gladly accept your offer to start a new life, in condition to not let anyone know. I want to life in peace.. ", she spoke with a heartwarming smile, because finally there was a spark of hope for her husband. Stunned of her beauty he quickly turned around and got back to his desk to sit down.

"Captain Coby. Bring her to the sleeping barracks and give her a room. I will take care of the formalities", he spoke in his usual cold way.

Nodding quickly he took (Y/N) 's hand and dragged her out of the room.

"Admiral Akainu. Should we call this kingdom and inform them of her whereabout?", one cadet asked beside him and only got a chuckle back.

"No. They sure want to get her back. I want to give her a chance.", he spoke while preparing some papers for her entry. Gasping of shock the marines around him watched him like he became insane. Never was their Admiral missing a chance to find some hidden troubles.

"So we won't do any investigation?"

"And who will have a look on her and work with her?", they asked, some were hopeful to get this job with hearts in their eyes.

"Stop that nonsense!", he growled and everyone got pale like ghosts.

"Even if she is hiding something, she had the guts to stand against me. That's really impressive and showed me her will to fight. Her kingdom would only disturb, if we call them now. ", he smirked amused about her angered expression.

"I will take her under my wing. I give her the chance to get her noble revenge against the big mom pirates. "

xxx

With quick steps (Y/N) followed Coby along the corridors and still had to calm her shaken hands. Relieved of finally being away she sighed in relief, while Coby was a nervous mess.

"God… What were you thinking? Speaking against the Admiral in such a way. You are lucky that he let you go…", he spoke frustrated, but also had to chuckle. (Y/N) felt kind of a deja-vu of his words and she had to hold back her tears. Shaking her head quickly she tried her best to hide her sadness.

Stopping in his tracks Coby looked at her sweet appearance and it reminded him of someone who was also playing with fire all the time.

"Is something wrong? Do you need a break? ", (Y/N) asked and gave him an innocent look. After facing the nightmare in person she still was able to be that kindly.

"You just remind me of someone.", he spoke happily of thinking about the straw hat captain.

Nodding she waited patiently for him to go on, while Coby started walking again.

"He is a pirate. A hothead if you ask me, but with a pure heart. He helped me to achieve my dream in becoming a marine. Sounds unbelievable right?", he started and got a small laugh from her.

"No why? Just because he is a pirate? He is still a human being. He sounds very nice.", she spoke while Luffy popped up in her mind. He would sure help her out, if he knew what trouble they were in. Hopefully he was okay out there.

"Yeah he is. And he had a big smile on his face like you. This straw hat…", he spoke and (Y/N) gasped surprised.

"You mean Luffy! I once met him.. Yeah once only for a short time..He is really nice.", she spoke and quickly stopped herself.

"God I was about to speak about pudding's tea party….how stupid.", she scolded herself mentally, while Coby was beyond happy to hear that she had met him too. Luckily he didn't ask further.

Reaching the marine barracks Coby stopped at a small door and gave her a key.

" This will be your room (Y/N). Don't lose the key and always make sure to avoid making a mess. Rest for awhile. I will get you for your duties.",he spoke, while she entered her new home. She didn't really care.

"I am glad that you are able to stay here. I will see if I could stay here too for awhile to help you out.", he smiled brightly.

"Thank you Coby for everything…", she spoke and finally she was able to be alone. The silence felt overwhelming and in an instant she fell onto her knees. Gasping she hid her mouth to silence her sobbing. Tears rolled down her face and she had to control her breathing. This image. This horrifying image of her husband. He was slowly dying. Fighting for every breath. Grabbing Puddings bag she looked inside for her ring. The black metal felt heavy in her palm.

"These bastards… You are the scum… You are the monster.", she whispered exhausted and balled her fist in anger.

"I will get you out of here. I will….", she spoke while getting up again. Her goal was clear now.

"I will stay here undercover and escape with you Katakuri."

[qveerthe0ry]

Hi there!

Joel brought you into the fandom, but is he still your favorite? Have any other characters stolen your heart?

Ahhhh omg I love this question!!

It’s so hard to choose a favorite… They’re all so different and lovely in their own unique way… so I will say that it’s a three-way tie and give in-depth answers as to why 😂

Joel is definitely still a favorite. I am madly in love with the way he becomes so vulnerable, something he clearly promised himself he’d never be again. It’s so endearing and also heartbreaking, the way he tries so hard not to love Ellie because of the hurt that was caused by loving his own daughter, only to end up mass-murdering for her and comparing Ellie to Sarah at the end of the season. It’s so easy to fall in love with him, little by little, as you watch him open up in increments. From the reluctant worry over Ellie, to the way he stays up all night guarding her sleeping bag because she’s scared, to the FINALLY laughing at her jokes, to the ‘do you trust me?,’ the stables scene and ‘you deserve a choice,’ the way he tells her to leave him for dead, the babygirl scene that directly mirrors Sarah’s death scene, all the way to trying to cheer her up with Chef-Boyardee and Boggle and promises of guitar lessons and ‘it wasn’t time that did it.’ All of these little moments just made my heart grow so so big for this character. There is also something so sexy about a guy who is a tough nut to crack, only to find that his center is sweet and gooey and decadent. And then he’s also such a dilf and the GRAYS are just 😍

Second, and this one surprises me, is Frankie Morales. I will preface this by saying I am way more enamored by fanfic Frankie than the actual movie character. TF isn’t my favorite type of movie, and we get so little of Frankie in it, so I’m very self-aware of the fact that fics and fandom head-canons have overtaken my judgement. BUT. Because we get so little of him, it’s very easy to mold him into what we want, which is so fun when it comes to writing. We know canon Frankie is the most reserved of the bunch, and that he is a family man, and he’s very level-headed. But what flavor of reserved is he? Aloof, brooding, and dark? Love it. Shy, hesitant, and sad? Also love it. I love that the fandom has all agreed that he is the pussy eating king, a golden retriever boyfriend, and also fairly commonly bisexual/pansexual. Also, he is so CUTE. His little curls under his little hat, and his tiny little butt, and his patchy beard, and his puppy dog eyes. Textbook definition of boyishly handsome, which is so different from most Pedro characters’ looks.

Third is the disaster bisexual himself, Dieter Bravo. Listen. It took me like four times to finally watch The Bubble all the way through. What a nightmare. But I really do think Dieter is the shining star of that movie. He has a little bit of those Joel vibes. At the beginning he’s this cocky, Tony Stark-esque character, mysterious and full of himself. But he very quickly dissolved into this sad little guy on drugs, which is just a great brand honestly. I do have the same fanfic-tinted lenses for him as Frankie, but honestly this man is so unhinged that I’m pretty sure every Dieter fic I’ve ever read is in-character and could totally be canon. I love that he is so reckless but also such a sweetheart at the core, ie: crying over a baby goat and falling in love with a receptionists because she’s like the first person to actually treat him with kindness. Also as someone who’s non-binary/gender-fluid, I really dig the ‘I’ll sleep with anyone’ vibes. He seems like the most attainable Pedro character in that regard 😂

Honorable mentions because I’m insufferable: Din Djarin for kind of the same reason as Joel, but also being so fucking funny without even trying just because of The Way That He Is

and

Marcus Pike because I just love a good sweet angel boyfriend 😌

Thank you thank you thank you for this ask 🫶🏻💕💖🥰 I had fun coming up with my extremely convoluted answer lol

[galexystern]

butterfly wings

chapter three; fall 1984

pairing; steve harrington/eddie munson/reader aka steddie/reader, steve/reader, eddie/reader

rating; T

warnings; fluff, angst, au - canon divergence, fucked up the timeline a bit, smoking weed, shotgunning smoke

word count; 3.8k

desc; eddie gives you a nice surprise, steve gets to know you better, and all three of you share some smoke.

read on ao3 / series masterlist

Winter comes and goes. In fact, the whole rest of the school year comes and goes in a flash. The summer comes in hot and heavy, and you suffer in the sweltering bookstore. You swear that you'll get another job next summer if they don't add air conditioning. You beach it up with Nina and Mark. You and your friends take a road trip into Illinois and hit Chicago hard. You attend the annual Taste of Chicago and explore the State of Illinois Center. You even manage to find a gay bar—Jesse goes wild under your and Hailey's supervision and Vickie's awkward flirting somehow nags her a girl's number. She gets embarrassed every time any of you bring it up, but you can each tell she's proud too.

Junior year sneaks up on you and hits you like a freight train. It doesn't even slow down, just pushes you into the deep end as soon as it starts. You try out for the fall play and drag Jesse into auditioning too. Surprise—he loves it (he's an English nerd like you, so you knew he would). The difficulty dial turns up on all your classes except math, which has never been your strong suit. While you're stuck a year behind everyone else, you're pleasantly surprised to find Eddie in your class.

"Well hello there, stranger," he says as you take the desk next to his.

"Hi!" You exclaim, happy to have a friend in the class.

Eddie laughs at your enthusiasm. "That's the most excitement I've seen for a math class in a long time."

"Oh, yeah," you say sarcastically. "I'm all about math. I dream of it at night."

"And here I am, a fool for dreaming about you instead." He winks and you blush madly. You set up your notebook and pencil perfectly, just for something to do instead. You hear Eddie chuckle and then there's a loud handclap from Mrs. Dolip, making everyone jump.

"If she's gonna do that every day, I'm gonna have a heart attack," Eddie whispers to you under his breath.

"Don't worry," you whisper back, "I know CPR."

You can feel his eyes on you and you know you're still blushing, but you also smirk, all the while watching your teacher write the first lesson on the board.

A week later, while Mrs. Dolip is blabbing on about equations, Eddie speaks out of the side of his mouth. "Have you thought about my Hellfire offer at all?"

You wince and shake your head minutely.

"Okay, angel. No sweat." Your breath hitches at the pet name. "Just keep it in the back of your mind for me." You nod and he lounges back in his desk.

Another week later, Eddie stops paying attention to the worksheet you two are supposed to be finishing and props his head on his hand. "You know, D&D is a lot more fun than this."

You give him a look. "Anything would be more fun than this." The page is full of fractions that keep drifting away from your eyes.

"Fair," he muses, "but D&D would be as fun as doing the school plays. I know you enjoy those."

"I do, but there are things I enjoy more, you know."

"Like what?"

"Reading. Fleetwood Mac. Cats. Taking a walk by the Seine."

"Paris, huh?" You nod. "But what about an alternate world where magic exists and fairies are spiteful and dragons terrorize villages and wizards command the elements?"

"Sounds a little dark for my tastes."

"You're the one who said Fleetwood Mac." He gives a cheeky smile. You roll your eyes and get back to work.

A month after that, just when you've forgotten about D&D, Eddie says after class one day, "You could be a princess, you know. Or a bard. Or a really good thief who always takes what they need but must leave something they want."

"What?"

He shrugs. "It's a curse. Balance is necessary."

You put your pile of books on your desk and turn to him. "Eddie, what are you doing?"

"A great question, milady." He beams. "I'm courting you."

"You're what?" You feel like you're choking on the words.

"To be my apprentice," he clarifies. "My successor."

"Oh." There's a faint sense of disappointment. "Well—"

"Before you say anything, just gimme some more time. I've got some tricks up my sleeve." He winks but there's a pleading in his voice. "Gimme a chance."

You study him, fingers adorned with silver rings constantly fidgeting at his sides, hair wavy and out of control, the same faded leather jacket he always wears shining in the florescent lights.

You sigh. "Okay."

He brightens considerably. "Really?"

"Yeah. Court me or whatever."

"That I can do, angel!" With that, he sprints out the door. You follow at a leisurely pace, not really sure what you're getting yourself into.

;

The next Steve-and-Nancy drama comes around, except this time, you're somehow in the middle of it. It was a crazy sequence of events that led up to it. It started at home.

"I'm going to the store. Do you need anything?" Nina had called from the foyer while putting on her shoes.

"Um," you'd uselessly shouted back while thinking. "We need Pop-Tarts and lemonade. Maybe also some Arnold Palmer's? And tampons please!"

"Check, check, and check," and then she was out the door.

About twenty minutes later, you heard a honk from outside—your sister's way of telling you she's back and to come help with the groceries. You slipped on some boots and grabbed the first heavy jacket you felt in your closet, since a chill had set in recently. You walked out the door, down the stairs, and to the car. Nina had the trunk open and you pulled out one of the bags. You started walking back to the building, not paying enough attention evidently, because you ran into someone halfway through the parking lot.

As if in slow motion, the bag broke open and things went flying. Nothing broke but it was almost worse what actually happened: a box hit the ground with abnormal force and sprang open, propelling tampons into the air. You looked at the person you bumped into through the spray and were mortified to find Steve Harrington staring back at you with a smirk.

Worse still, when the tampons had fallen back to the ground and rolled around on the pavement, Steve reached out and pinched the jacket you were wearing. "I wonder where I've seen this before," he teased.

You looked down and sure enough, you were wearing Steve's letterman jacket.

You just froze, staring at nothing with wide eyes, sure that this whole situation could not get worse. And yet, it did.

"Steve!" Nina said happily, joining the two of you. "Where have you been?"

"Hi, Nina. Just around. At school, practice," he answered cordially, still looking at you with mirth in his eyes.

"We've missed you. You have to come for dinner. What are you doing tonight?"

"Absolutely nothing," and you could hear the cheekiness oozing from the words. "I'd be honored to join."

"Great!" With that, she just walked away and disappeared into the building.

"Oh my god," you breathed, and Steve finally burst into laughter. "Oh my god," you repeated, moaning this time.

"Your face! It was priceless!" There were tears in his eyes. "That was the best thing I've seen in a long time."

That piqued your interest, but it could be examined later. You had to survive this mortification. "I'm so sorry," you said, "I'm so sorry!" You dropped the broken bag, scattering more items, as you rushed to pull off his jacket. "I forgot!"

Steve's hands darted out and stopped yours from moving. You looked up at him. He was smiling. "There's nothing to apologize for, beautiful. You don't have to take it off now. It's cold out here." He dragged it back over your shoulders and you had to hold in a shiver. "I wouldn't be much of a gentleman if I made you strip out here."

Your eyes widened and he laughed again. In an effort to draw attention elsewhere, you dropped to the ground and started collecting the tampons and other stuff. Steve joined you. You tried to use the bag but it was useless. Without any other option, you took the tampons and shoved them in the pockets of the jacket, making him laugh again, louder this time. You laughed too, seeing the ridiculousness in it all. All you and Steve could do was laugh for a minute, just crouching in the middle of the parking lot.

As the giggles faded and breathing evened, you started picking up the other things. "Here," Steve said, and held out his shirt, making a kind of basket. You giggled again as you piled items into the makeshift pouch, until everything was off the ground. You two stood and both supported the weight of his shirt.

"I never imagined I would kind of understand what it's like to be pregnant," Steve joked, and it took a lot of effort not to become completely useless due to laughter.

You both got inside and helped put away the groceries. You were thankful Nina had already started cooking and didn't seem to notice how you'd carried the items inside. As soon as everything was away, Nina was directing you and Steve to help prepare and dinner got underway.

A few hours later, after you'd finished eating and cleaning up the table, you and Steve escaped to your room. "Here," you said sheepishly, handing him his letterman jacket. He took it with a grin and laid it on the back of your desk chair. You sat on your bed while he examined your room.

He looked at your collection of manatees. "Each one is from a new city we've moved to," you explained.

"There's so many." Steve sounded both awed and a little sad.

"Yeah, we've been a lot of places."

"Why?"

"Nina and I are army brats. Dad was moved from base to base a lot. It was cool to see the world, but making friends was always hard." You breathed deep. "They died a couple years ago. Car crash. Can you believe it? Dad was in the fucking military and a random accident is what officially takes them away?"

"I'm sorry." His voice was gentle and soft and kind.

You forced your voice to stop wobbling. "Anyway, Nina got custody. We've moved a couple times so she could find a good enough job to take care of us both. But her job at the hospital here is really nice. She likes it a lot. And it feels pretty stable."

"Where's the one for here?"

"We haven't been able to find one yet. We do have to get it local and for some reason, Hawkins just doesn't sell manatee merchandise." Steve looked back at you and matched your grin.

"What's your favorite one?"

You stood and moved to join him. You picked out a small, delicate manatee. "This one's from Hawaii. We weren't there for very long, but we found this at a tiny shop in Maui. Hand-carved and hand-painted."

"It's beautiful." But Steve was still staring at you.

"Thanks," you whispered, face heating. Realizing your position, you cleared your throat and stepped away. "So, um, how's Nancy?"

It was like being doused in cold water. Steve's expression hardened, though he carefully returned the manatee to its rightful place before stalking away. "It's fine."

"Sounds like it." You said it simply, but it broke through. Steve sighed and perched on the end of your bed. You sat next to him. "Wanna talk about it?"

"I don't even really know what's wrong," he started, sounding confused and lonely. "This past year was great. I thought we were past all the stuff from last year. But...it feels different. Feels like something's off."

"Have you asked her about it?" He shook his head. "Might be a good place to start. Communication is key."

His lip quirked up. "Maybe." There was silence for a few minutes. You were just about to touch his hand when he sprang up from the bed. "So what are you doing for Halloween?"

Shocked by the sudden topic change, you stammered, "Um, something with my friends? Like...horror movie night? Maybe?"

Steve nodded seriously. "Are you dressing up?"

"I'm not sure. I have an idea but there's not really anywhere to wear it."

He lit up. "Come to the party! Tina's party! Nancy and I will be there. And you can bring your friends."

"Are you sure?" Your brow furrowed.

"Totally! It'll be fun. Here," he grabbed a pen and scribbled something onto a piece of paper on your desk, "that's her address. Easy to get to from here!"

"Um...okay—"

"Great!" He beamed. "Well, I gotta go! Those essays won't write themselves!" With that, he awkwardly dashed from the room, grabbing his jacket in the process.

"Bye, I guess," you said to the empty room, completely bewildered.

;

And that's how you're here, at Tina's Halloween party.

"Are you sure we're invited?" Vickie asks nervously.

"Duh!" Jesse replies, already dancing to the beat, "Steve invited us personally."

You shrug, feeling a little helpless. "He did."

"So let's have some fun!" Hailey yells. She grabs Jesse's hand and they plunge into the crowd, immediately heading for the dance floor. You look at Vickie, who looks right back at you.

"Drinks?" You offer.

"Drinks." She confirms.

So you two also head into the fray, in the opposite direction, eventually finding a communal punch bowl that must have six different kinds of alcohol in it for how pungent it smells. You and Vickie ladle some into cups and try it.

"That's nasty," Vickie coughs. You agree. You both keep drinking.

"Hey, you made it!" You hear Steve before he appears, dressed like Tom Cruise in Risky Business. He stops short when he sees you fully. "Whoa."

You look down self-consciously. "Does it look okay?"

"You look sick!" He exclaims. "Not sick like ill, but like super cool. Carrie is such a good choice. Who did the blood?"

"Jesse, Hailey, and I took turns," Vickie answers, and Steve grins.

"Looks awesome!"

"Thanks, Steve." You try not to blush. "Hi, Nancy," you add when you see the girl appear next to him.

She smiles—well, more like grimaces—in greeting before taking a cup and dipping it right into the punch bowl. You and Vickie exchange a side glance, but Steve just follows her lead. "Let's dance," she shouts to him. He gives her a thumbs-up and waves at you and Vickie before disappearing into the crowd.

"Something's not right there," Vickie says to you. You already knew that, but you didn't want to see it right in front of you either.

"I'm gonna get some air," you tell her. She nods and you weave through the people, finally finding the doors leading to the deck and backyard. When they slide open, the cool air is a relief on your hot skin, and you breathe deep in relief.

"Didn't expect to see you here, princess."

You jump at the voice and turn to see Eddie leaning against the side of the deck, surrounded by a cloud of smoke. "Jesus Christ," you choke out.

"I gotta stop scaring you, angel, or I'm gonna have to give you CPR. And I'm not certified." You half-smile, heart still racing. Seeming to sense that, Eddie motions to you. "Come sit down. Get your breath back."

You do as he recommends and sit in the chair next to him. Good thing it's metal, otherwise the fake blood you're wearing would soak in.

"You look great, by the way," Eddie appraises. "Superb fake blood placement. Very authentic."

You smile in thanks, still calming down. "What're you doing here?" You ask when you feel you can.

He holds up a metal lunchbox. "You don't know I'm the local dealer?"

You shake your head. It's news to you, but not altogether surprising. You tell him as much.

He chuckles. "I'm guessing you're not out here to buy?"

"No. Just to get some fresh air."

"Well, shit." He starts to wave away the smoke from his almost-spent joint. "Sorry, princess."

You wave a hand. "It's fine. Actually..." Eddie raises an eyebrow in interest. "I'd be down. To partake. If I can."

"Course you can," he says with a wicked grin. He pulls a fresh joint from behind his ear. "And for you, pretty lady, it's on the house." You go to grab it, but he brings it out of reach again. "But only if we can share."

You nod eagerly and Eddie claps his hands together. "Excellent." He drags a chair over and sits next to you. He hands you the joint and you put it between your lips. Expecting for him to hand you the lighter, you're startled when he leans forward instead, flicking on the flame and lighting it for you. As you inhale, the burning embers set his face aglow a little. He's very pretty.

You finally exhale, releasing the smoke into the air. "Well done, angel," he says, impressed. You shrug nonchalantly as he takes his drag. When he exhales, he creates little rings out of the smoke.

"Whoa! Can you teach me to do that?" You ask excitedly.

He laughs. "Of course."

A little while later, first joint gone and second started, you're just about getting the hang of smoke rings when the door slams open. You and Eddie both turn your heads quickly to see Steve in the doorway, breathing heavily.

"Steve?" You say hesitantly. He looks at you. He has devastation written all over his face. "What's wrong?"

"Can I get a hit?" He asks, ignoring your question.

Eddie hands the joint over without argument, clearly seeing what you're seeing. Steve takes a long drag before exhaling loudly, relaxing as he does. He collapses in the chair near you and Eddie.

"It's over."

"What's over?" You ask.

"Me and Nancy."

Eddie sucks in through his teeth. "That sucks, man."

"Steve, I'm so sorry."

"She called me 'bullshit'," he spits out. "Called our whole relationship 'bullshit'." His tone turns sad. "Said she doesn't love me anymore."

You feel terrible for him. "Steve, you're not bullshit."

"Apparently I am." He inhales from the joint again.

You pluck the joint away, take a quick drag, and hand it to Eddie. Placing a hand on Steve's, you order gently, "Steve, look at me." He swings his head to you sadly, eyes heavy. "You are not bullshit." He scoffs but you interrupt. "Steve." He shuts his mouth. "You are not. bullshit."

Steve gazes at you, then directs his attention to Eddie. "She's right, man," Eddie confirms. Steve looks back at you. You give him a small smile, which he eventually returns.

Temporarily resolved, you turn to Eddie and motion for the joint. You suck in greedily, inhaling quickly. You hold it in for a few seconds, and then release it—finally making a correct smoke ring.

"You did it!" Eddie yells.

"I did it!" You echo.

"Great job, beautiful," Steve commends, and you smile angelically at both of them. You give Steve the joint, who takes a drag and hands it to Eddie. "You guys ever shotgunned?" He asks once he's exhaled.

"Obviously," Eddie answers with contempt, but you're confused. "Like a beer?"

"No, smoke," Steve clarifies. You shake your head.

"You don't know how to shotgun, princess? Well, we gotta remedy that," Eddie continues.

Steve explains. "It's when you blow the smoke into another person's mouth."

You're having trouble trying to picture it, and Eddie senses it. "Here, Harrington and I will demonstrate." It feels like a challenge.

One that Steve is up for. "Let's do it, Munson."

They both stand and step in close to each other. They're about the same height—Steve's just the tiniest bit taller—but their mouths are pretty level. Eddie takes a drag, lets it sit, and then lines up his lips with Steve. He exhales the smoke directly into Steve's mouth, who inhales it deeply. They're centimeters from kissing. It makes you squirm a little.

"Nicely done, Harrington," Eddie says, impressed.

Steve does a little bow, making Eddie laugh unexpectedly. You try to hide a smile. Then they both look at you.

"Your turn, beautiful," Steve says.

"Okay." Your voice is a little small.

"You wanna do it?" Steve asks Eddie, but he shakes his head. "All yours, dude."

Steve sits back down and scoots closer to you. He looks deep into your eyes. "Okay, come close." You do so and your body heats up in the proximity. "I'm gonna do it. You just hold those pretty lips open, okay?" You nod, trembling a little. Steve takes a drag, holds it, and then leans in even closer. You can practically feel his mouth on yours. You're almost unprepared for the smoke as it comes billowing towards you, but you inhale as you're supposed to. Steve stays close for a few seconds, the eye contact too intense to break, until you accidentally puff out the smoke into his face. He leans back and coughs. 

"Sorry!" You exclaim.

"It's alright," Steve answers with a smile. "No harm done."

"You wanna try, angel?" You turn to Eddie and nod. Steve hands you the joint as Eddie comes close this time. You inhale, letting the smoke roll around in your mouth, and then lean in and blow it into Eddie's waiting lips. He inhales it greedily and there feels like electricity between you as he doesn't break his gaze. You can't seem to close your mouth. The moment only ends when Eddie turns his head up and releases the smoke into the night sky.

He looks back down at you. "Good girl," he murmurs, and you feel like you could die.

You collapse backwards, exhausted from the tension.

"How was that?" Steve asks.

"Great," you answer dreamily, and he smiles.

"We're honored we could pop your cherry, princess," Eddie adds cheekily.

You shiver—and then keep shivering.

"Oh, beautiful, you're cold," Steve points out. You don't feel cold; you actually feel hot, from being so close to both of them, and seeing them so close to each other. But there are goosebumps on your skin and you can feel your teeth start to chatter. "Let's get you inside."

All three of you stand and move towards the door. Eddie opens it and lets you and Steve step inside before following and shutting it behind him. You already feel better.

Vickie comes rushing up to you. "We gotta go. It's almost my curfew." She takes your hand and pulls.

You turn back to catch glimpses of those beautiful boys. "Thank you!" You call out, hoping they hear you.

chapter four

[dontbesoweirdkira]

Yandere Prompt List

Originally posted by blushycherub and animeyanderlover

You can look through and request a specific prompt for any character. Just write the number(s) when you send in the anon along with who you want it with.

1. “I’m crazy?! What’s crazy is that this world refuses to let me be with you!”

2. “I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I LOVE YOU! I’m going crazy. It’s because I love you.”

3. “Did you sleep well? Don’t lie to me, I watched you.”

4. “Gosh, you smell so good when we cuddle like this!”

5. “Do you think I enjoy punishing you?! Because I don’t!”

6. “I feel like I’m suffocating when I’m not with you.”

7. “Darling, you look gorgeous covered in their blood.”

8. “Don’t cover my love bites or else I’m going to add more.”

9. “Do you want me to break your legs or lock you in a cage to prevent you from running away?”

10. “Tell me how much you love me.”

11. “One more chance! I’m giving you one more chance to fucking stop resisting!”

12. “I’m going to carve my name into your skin so everyone will know that you’re mine.”

13. “Can you at least pretend to love me? Just for tonight?”

14. “You think I’m jealous? Believe me, you haven’t seen me jealous yet.”

15. “Shh princess…don’t cry over this scum, he doesn’t deserve your tears.”

16. “You don’t understand! If you accept me now, I’ll be your slave!”

17. “You’ve been such a good girl lately. If you continue to behave so well, I might just reward you. Would you like that?”

18. “I-I just want you to love me!”

19. “If I ever see you with them again, I’ll kill them!”

20. “If you leave me, I’ll die!”

21. “I don’t care if I’ll go to hell as long as I drag everybody who dares to touch you, talk to you and look at you with me!”

22. “I don’t know if I should be angry or turned on.”

23. “Oh, don’t worry, this isn’t my blood. It’s the blood of the person who touched you earlier today.”

24. “I’d kill for you.”

25. “This might sound weird, but I like it when you’re sick. Because then you let me take care of you.”

26. “…Why do you cry?! Who made you cry?! Tell me their fucking names so I can rip their heads off for making my angel cry!!!”

27. “We were made for each other, can’t you see that?!”

28. “I need you more than I need air to breathe.”

29. “Stop giving me that look! Stop looking at me as if I’m a monster!”

30. “I desire any physical touch with you so please hit me more.”

31. “Just remember that I’m never going to leave you. That’s a promise.”

32. “Babe! I brought you a gift. You don’t know what that is? Let me tell you. These are the eyes of the person who kept looking at you today.”

33. “The next time someone touches you, I’ll chop their hands off!”

34. “NO!! Please tell me what I did wrong so I can fix it, but don’t leave me!!!”

35. “Why do you suddenly care whether I hurt myself or not? You were going to leave me, weren’t you?”

36. “I think I should hurt myself more often so I can get your attention.”

37. “Even thinking about you with someone else makes me want to throw up.”

38. “Look! I carved your name into my skin so everyone will know that I’m yours!”

39. “I can end all of your pain. You just have to say those three words.”

40. “What I am doing? I’m punishing myself. Why? Because I upset you earlier.”

41. “Don’t worry, I’m sure you’ll look cute with a swollen stomach carrying our child.”

42. “You have no idea how far I’m willing to go for you.”

43. “I’ll handcuff you to me if I have to!”

44. “Escaping is all you think about, isn’t it? Always dreaming about it, always thinking about it?”

45. “I always wondered what those lips would taste like…”

46. “Can I…can I kiss you?”

47. “Telling me I’m crazy sounds wrong. Let’s… just say I’m madly in love with you.”

48. “I hate it when you pay attention to something else besides me.”

49. “You don’t know how much blood I already spilled for you.”

50. “Tell me, is love supposed to be…this passionate?”

51. “The next time I’ll kill someone I should take you with me. So you can finally see what happens when you try to run away again.”

52. “You want to leave me?!?! Why?!?! Is it because I beat those people up who insulted you last week? Or is it because I didn’t make you your favorite breakfast yesterday? Whatever it is, I promise I can fix it!!”

53. “It is funny that you think you can actually leave me.”

54. “I don’t mind being a monster as long as I’m your monster.”

55. “I killed all of them and I would do it again if it means having you in my arms.”

56. “Sweetheart…where are you hiding? I know you’re here. Come out, come out, wherever you are. I’ll find you anyways, I can hear your breathing.”

57. “If you don’t kiss me back, I’ll slit someone’s throat.”

58. “Listen, I’m giving you two choices. Either you start eating willingly or I’ll force you. There’s no way I’m letting you starve yourself to death.”

59. “Hate me, scream at me, hit me. Do whatever you want with me, but please stay with me.”

60. “…You are telling me that I can live with my life without you, but you don’t seem to understand that YOU are my life.”

61. “You had a nightmare about me? That’s great! That means you think of me even when you dream. Even though I hope your next dream about me will be more pleasant.”

62. “I’ll do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING for you.”

63. “Your hair is so soft and silky.”

64. “You look stunning when you cry like this.”

65. “What are you doing?!?! Why would you do something like this to yourself?! Do you seriously think death will help you escaping from me?!”

66. “It seems like I have to remind you of who you belong to.”

67. “Say my name again like this.”

68. “You’re all I think about. I always think about holding you, kissing you, touching you, making love to you, breeding you…”

69. “You can’t find your clothes? That’s a shame. But you can wear mine. They look better on you anyways.”

70. “Hearing you say that makes me want to fuck you so badly.”

71. “Your body, your heart, your soul. It all belongs to me.”

72. “Do you want your underwear back?”

73. “You can use me however you want to. Just stay with me.”

74. “As long as you love me everything is alright. You…you do love me, right?”

75. “I need you to stay with me. Forever! Without you I feel empty and lonely.”

76. “You think you’re ugly? Who told you so? Tell me so I can give them an agonizing death for making you think that. And after I’m finished with them, I’m going to worship you in bed until you see how beautiful you really are.”

77. “I like it when I’m sick because you always take care of me during these times.”

78. “You want to see your family? Why? You have me and I’m all you need.”

79. “I’ll kill everyone you care about if it means having all your attention for myself!”

80. “I can’t help, but be selfish when it comes to you.”

81. “The more you struggle now, the heavier your punishment will be later on.”

82. “I feel sick every time you talk about someone who isn’t me.”

83. “Every time you look at someone else I just want to strangle this person.”

84. “I’m not the most violent person, but I’m willing to change that if it means having you.”

85. “I’m all you need and you’re all I need. Isn’t that just perfect?!?!”

86. “Why…why do you keep resisting me? That’s not fair! Don’t I deserve to be happy too?!”

87. “Tell me you love me! Even if it’s just a lie!”

88. “I’m sorry that I keep you in here. But you’re too pure and innocent. I’m scared that this world will break you. I’m only protecting you.”

89. “Please stop crying. You make me feel even worse. But you need to understand, if I wouldn’t have chained you to the bed, you would have tried to run away again.”

90. “Babe…! Shit! I’m sorry you had to see this, but please believe me! He deserved it! No,no,no, don’t be scared of me. You know I would never harm you.”

91. “They are going to hurt you. They are going to leave you, mock you, betray you, abandon you. But not me. I’ll be here for you. I’ll worship you, love you and protect you from the world. Just you and me. Forever.”

92. “I just want to be yours.”

93. “Leaving already? Stay a little longer. You know you can’t refuse me.”

94. “You’re just too cute kitten. I want to keep you with me forever.”

95. “You mean the world to me, love!”

96. “I need you. I! Fucking! Need! You!”

97. “I feel like I…want to…protect you. Always…always…and forever.”

98. “Every second I am not able to spend with you is a wasted second.”

99. “I would love to be your stars, your moon, your sun.”

100. “We share a special connection that no one else has my darling.”

101. “These people are stupid! Can’t they see that you’re mine?!”

102. “You enjoyed it when they touched you, didn’t you? Well, I’ll remind you that I’m the only one who can make you feel amazing.”

103. “Please smile again like this! It makes my heart flutter.”

104. “Am I too much for you?”

105. “I watched you sleeping the whole night ‘til morning and I’m still not tired of it.”

106. “Take me, I’m yours!”

107. “Yes…I’m crazy. Crazily, madly, truly and completely in love with you.”

108. “You are mine!”

109. “I know she’s cute. BUT SHE’S MINE! TOUCH HER AND I’LL KILL YOU!!”

110. “I won’t let anyone take you away from me.”

111. “I’m gonna make you love me~”

112. “Every breath you take. Every move you make. Every bond you break. Every step you take. I’ll be watching you.”

113. “Love is patient. I, however, am not.”

114. “What a wicked way to treat me, the person who loves you, like this.”

115. “I know the sound of your heart.”

116. “I love you more than planned.”

117. “Use me however you want too. My body is yours.”

118. “Why would you let them talk to you?!?!”

119. “Eyes on only me.”

120. “Jealous! Jealous! Jealous! Mine! Mine! Mine!”

121. “Tonight we’ll become one.”

122. “Don’t be scared. I’m not angry with you. I’m angry with them.”

123. “It would be so much easier if you would just start accepting me.”

124. “I crave you so much that my body hurts.”

125. “I could have easily murdered you without hesitation. But those angelic eyes made me dizzy and weak.”

126. “But sweetie…I want YOU!”

127. “I would bleed out if you tell me you like the color red.”

128. “Just give it a little time! You’ll get used to it, I know you will!

129. “I want to be your only one.”

130. “I’ll never let you go.”

131. “Every time you smile at someone else, I just want to stab a knife in my skull.”

132. “I want you. I want us. I want it all. With you. Only us.”

133. “I know the restraints must hurt you. Don’t worry, I’ll untie you as soon as I’m sure you won’t run away again from me.”

134. “I get jealous when you give someone else the kind attention I want from you.”

135. “I am the monster you created.”

136. “I won’t be able to sleep until I have you in my arms.”

137. “Let me have you…All of you.”

138. “I-I’ll do anything you ask me to!! But please don’t leave me!”

139. “I have everything they don’t have, but you still choose them? Why?! Choose me! Love me!”

140. “Let’s stay a little longer like this. Just a little.”

141. “Do you like these photos of you? I have a lot more.”

142. “Say you love me. Even if it’s just a lie. I need to hear these words from you.”

143. “Just tell me that you’re mine.”

144. “I’m sorry that I stole your hoodie. I just couldn’t help it. It smells like you.”

145. “I can’t get enough of you.”

146. “If destiny decided that we weren’t meant to be, I would just force it.”

147. “Why are you so scared of me? You should know that I would never hurt you. I would rather die than laying a single finger on you.”

148. “All I want is your love! Is that too much to ask?!”

149. “Love…did I ever tel you how sweet your lips taste?”

150. “I’ll keep you safe.”

151. “Everything about you is addicting. Your eyes, your lips, your hair, your scent. Everything.”

152. “You…don’t love me? Don’t be ridiculous! I know you love me! You just don’t know it yet!”

153. “Tell me how much you love me whilst I fuck you into the mattress.”

154. “I can’t let you go because…without you I won’t have my happy ending.”

155. “I just want to protect you. Nothing wrong with that, is it?

156. "I f you would ask me, I would cut out my heart for you. It’s yours after all.”

157. “I don’t want anyone else to have your love, kiss your lips or see them in your arms. That’s only my place.”

158. “Call me selfish, but I can’t share you with anyone else.”

159. “I’m not the jealous type. But what’s mine is mine.”

160. “I would set fire to the world around me just to have you. But don’t worry, I wouldn’t let a single flame touch you.”

161. “Yes, you are allowed to have other friends. You’ll just have to spend more time with me.”

162. “No matter what happens, I will never let anyone else have you.”

163. “I love you. You’re mine. And I’ll kill any bastard who tries to take you away from me.”

164. “I need you. I’ll breathe you. I’ll never leave you.”

165. “Oh, I’m so in love! With you!”

166. “Love made me do it.”

167. “Beautiful…Beautiful and all mine.”

168. “You’ll never leave me, right? You’re all mine forever, right? Tell me! Tell me you belong to me.”

169. “Only I can have you.”

170. “You’ll learn to love me.”

171. “If only you knew…how much I love you.”

172. “I love you so much that it hurts me.”

173. “Without you I’ll kill myself.”

174. “If you are angry with something, let it out on me. I’m more than happy to be useful for you.”’

175. “It’s okay, babe. I won’t let anything happen to you or your loved ones. You’ll just have to stay with me.”

176. “See? This wasn’t so bad. If you behave more often, it can always feel like this.”

177. “This is what I do for you! I don’t care who I have to kill to keep you, my darling!

178. "Try to stay still whilst I finish carving my initials, will you?”

179. “You love me, don’t you? Everything seems so one-sided lately.”

180. “Silly little thing. Don’t you realize that this is all your fault?”

181. “I love you! Please stay with me!”

182. “Please love only me! Come back! Don’t be scared of me!”

183. “I adore you.”

184. “It’ll be the family we always wanted~”

185. “I’ll hunt you down if I have too.”

186. “I won’t be as forgiving next time.”

187. “If you run, I will kill…”

188. “I am so jealous and needy and my heart hurts so much! So please…just show me that you care about me…”

189. “It’s a shame I have to cut your beautiful skin.”

190. “You can’t hide from me, my sweetie.”

191. “I might just shove my head into the fucking walls if I can’t be with you.”

192. “Close your eyes so it’ll hurt less.”

193. “You’ll learn to enjoy it.”

194. “I’m going to have you in the end, you know?”

195. “~Found you~”

196. “Missed me? Because I really missed you!”

197. “You could rip my heart open darling, for I have never known true love before you came.”

198. “You’re a shining star in my deepest night and I refuse to be left alone in the darkness.”

199. “I do everything for you and this is how you repay me?!”

200. “Be good for me next time.”

201. “You’re like gravity. Always pulling me towards you.”

202. “I live of you. You are my oxygen.”

203. “I wouldn’t know what to do without you.”

204. “Those bastards tainted you by touching you! Now I’ll have to erase their stench on your skin!”

205. “Don’t worry~I’ll make sure that what you’re about to lose is going to be worth it.”

206. “I’m going to lose my mind if I can’t touch you.”

207. “Are you worried you’ll meet them again. Don’t worry, they’re already long gone…”

208. “I’ll show you how kind I can be! I’ll let you choose the death of this guy!”

209. “Don’t get me wrong but you look sexy covered in their blood.”

210. “Of course I am jealous! You’re mine!”

211. “I would die for you if would ask me to.”

212. “Your skin is so soft.”

213. “You’re looking for your friend? The last time I saw them, they were choking on their own blood.”

214. “These people are truly dumb for still searching for them. Because I made sure that their body will never be found again.”

215. “All those bastards who made you cry will shed tears of blood.”

216. “You are my purpose to live.”

217. “I could kill you if I wanted to.”

218. “Maybe branding you will help.”

219. “Consider yourself as lucky that I am nice.”

220. “Kitten, I’m going easy.”

221. “I’m doing this out of love.”

222. “I would go to the depths of hell for you.”

223. “I can keep you safe because they’re all afraid of me.”

224. “I am jealous of the way you are happy with them but not me.”

225. “What I did, I did for us.”

226. “You’re so pretty, I want to cry.”

227. “So cute. Begging like anything will help you.”

228. “I would sleep better on your floor than I would ever in my own bed.”

229. “You can’t be lonely! You have me!”

230. “This world is a ugly place but you’re so beautiful to me.”

231. “This will make us closer. I promise.”

232. “I’m afraid I can’t let you see them. Even if I would, you wouldn’t be able to recognize them.”

233. “I do realize I’m sick in my head. That’s why I need a cure called you.”

234. “Isn’t just the thought of a mini version of us unbelievably cute?”

235. “I love it when we are so close like this to each other.”