#hero ball

[mostly-funnytwittertweets]

[nero-draco]

[charlesoberonn]

[actualrealnews]

Why is Warner Bros' in Burbank, CA (where the filming studios are) hiring a Workplace Investigator? Isn't this the job of HR?

Qualifications: Meh. Ever held a job before? In an office? In the 80s-90s? Most importantly: We will not be funding your department or giving you time to do your job properly.

You should know: We're hiring you to blame you when shit goes south. You will be fired the second someone complains.

Pay scale: Lol whatever (It's the law in CA that you must post a salary or range).

Found here on linkedin

They're also hiring scab, on-site temp writers for something called Gridiron Heights and other shows. If you scab during the strike, even as a temp writer, you will never get in the union.

[maleficore]

Commander, why does the King call you "babygirl"?

[dailycupofcreativitea]

Them 🥹

Bonus lock screen:

[moyratcc]

[simple-domain]

[ew-selfish-art]

DPx DC AU: Danny learns that he can change his summoning ritual and decides to go chaos mode with it i.e. A viral tiktok trend.

Danny ascends the throne and it's honestly pretty alright as far as new jobs go. He states a few opinions, makes sure no one goes to war and is slowly integrating a community service sentence to Walker's prison. It's not a bad gig, and considering the troves of gold he's now owner of, it doesn't pay too shabby either.

His main problem with the job isn't even his constituents (he likes to think they would vote for him over pariah), it's all these loony death cults! They keep summoning him with Pariah's old cold sign and it's driving him insane- After a very unhelpful smirk by CW, a long study session in GW's library and some help from Ember (she knows drama like no one else) Danny finally has a new summoning ritual.

Of course he swapped out the blood and bone for like, sour gummies and random shit he had in his backpack at the time. A TI-84. And yes, the Latin chant is that one super-fast bit of Rap God preformed to a BTS dance at speed.

But rather than keep this to himself, he gets Sam (who has a thriving plant and protest community following) to record her completing this ritual and Danny being summoned. Why? Cause it was a very specific to Sam skill that they didn't know if people could replicate and it gives Danny some plausible deniability that he tried to make it difficult when CW asks.

Posting it makes it very quickly go viral as people attempt to call it fraudulent but sure enough, Danny is now traveling the world at a moments notice.

Which is great cause it's summer and he's bored in Amity anyway (He's going to change it before he starts university in September, duh), and its even better because the second a lame ass death cult brings him forward to, like, destroy the planet, a slumber party or influencer has already summoned him away. Shit, he even met a few celebrities this way! Plus, turns out that most death cultists aren't able to rap!

Reality hit him pretty hard when he got summoned to an office space that is clearly a base of operations and the summoning spell locked him in. Literally, he has no idea how to get out of this binding spell- Danny definitely hadn't realized that was an option. Taking in the Justice League members in front of him, plus one trench coated menace, Danny groaned for a moment before thinking to ask:

"Wait- Which one of you was able to do Rap God? And the dance? Please tell me someone thought to film that!!"

[sonohban]

scientists be conducting serious interviews while having a creature on their face

[trashformha]

It seems Horikoshi paid a homage to the late Akira Toriyama in the new Volume

[jorongbak]

Is it just me or Zenoverse Goku and Vegeta give me the vibe of an old married couple in their 50 years of marriage, settled down and very comfortable with closeness

While Goku and Vegeta in current timeline are just

- A CHAOTIC MESS

[roachcicle]

AHHGGGHHHHH brothers:)