#hermitopia au

[isjasz]

Part 1- The Orphanage

IT BEGINS WOOOOOOOO this was meant to inform ppl of the lore in tpn for the sake of the au then it got out of hand helpme

Designs | Part 1 | Part 2 (End)

[kiwibirdlafayette]

they dont know i wrote the rest of hermits/lifers/empires crew into my osmp AU just so i could write in my head a scene where sonja meets the mounders + the roomies

[okayish-mcyt-aus]

List of all the cities in my MCYT Hero/Villain AU!

---Hermitopia--- SMPs contained: Hermitcraft, Empires SMP, Traffic Games Hero System/classifications: Hero, Light Vigilante, Dark Vigilante, Villain Ranking Info: Hero - Someone employed by the government, a hero's job is to fight crime and take down villains Light Vigilante - Someone who is not employed by the government but still fights crime and tracks down villains Dark Vigilante - Someone who is not employed by the government, is antagonistic to the heroes and/or sympathizes with the villains yet still keeps the city safe Villain - Someone who is antagonistic to the heroes and does not keep the city safe Other Info: Hermitopia is the only city in the area that uses the light/dark vigilante system, and once in use many 'villains' were reclassified as dark vigilantes

---Capital City of Essmp--- SMPs contained: Dream SMP, Tales of the SMP Hero System/classifications: Hero, Vigilante, Villain: Ranking Info: Hero - Someone employed by the government to fight villains Vigilante - Someone not employed but the government but still fights villains Villain - Someone antagonistic to the heroes Other Info: The city is often regarded as 'falling apart at the seams' due the the constant battles and damage the to city.

---Lifesteal City--- SMPs contained: Lifesteal, Rats SMP Hero System/classifications: Vigilante Ranking Info: Since there is no hero/villain system in place, everyone is classified as vigilantes. There are two distinct groups, listed below: ---LifeSteal: A group of vigilantes that are very defensive over their city. There is often infighting, however that is often quickly solved and everyone is back to normal within a few months. Codenames/masks are not always in use, and most of the group do not care if the city knows who they are ---The RATS: A small group of vigilantes that are mostly passive, staying hidden in a secret hideout in an unknown location. They all have rat themed get up, but rarely hide their faces. Other Info: This city is fairly new to the hero/villain system, and as such as not put once in place. It is unknown if a system will be put in place or not (due to LifeSteal's members often changing sides or everybody being in a middle ground).

---YHS Island--- SMPs contained: YHS (if that counts) Hero System/classifications: None Ranking Info: None Other Info: A small island used to keep orphaned or abandoned children until adulthood. There is no hero/villain system in place.

---Other SMPs--- EVO: The first experiment by the WATCHERS. Was created as a test for potential heroes. Five passed the test, although only two went on to become heroes. Other details classified --- Outsiders: The second experiment by the WATCHERS. A group of heroes in training were put into a test, those who passed would become full heroes. The project shut down after a group of subjects went rogue and attacked a staff member in their escape. Other details classified --- EchoCraft: A small town around an hour away from Lifesteal City, not big enough to have a hero/villain system in place

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[soleo05]

I told you, this art is inspiring. Fic under the cut.

Hermitopia Cowboy AU

It was dusty and hot, but that didn't deter Grian as he arrived in the lawless town of Hermitopia. He grabbed his bag and got out of the train. He took in the wooden buildings, horses tied to hitching posts, and tumble weeds crossing the dirt roads.

“Great, you’ve arrived.” There was a haggard looking train attendant on the platform to greet him. “Next train is tomorrow. Here are the keys to the office, the station and your room above the station. Good luck.” The man grabbed his own luggage from the platform and got on the train Grian had just departed.

“Wait, aren't you supposed to show me the ropes.” Grian tried to grab the other man before he got on the train, but the man yanked his arm away. He wasn't expecting to get thrown to the wolves moments after arriving. 

“No way, no how. I’m outta this dump.” The train door closed and cut Grian off from throttling the man. 

The train whistle sounded and the engine started to chug away down the line.

“Well, that sucks.” He didn't stay to watch, but grabbed his bag again and looked at the decrepit station in a new light. He was only stationed here for a year, hopefully. He’d have to get used to this place on his own.

Climbing the stairs he pulled out the key to his room. The door opened to reveal a small bed,  a 3 drawer dresser with one broken handle, and a small table with one chair.

There wasn't a huge build up of dust or dirt but he was disappointed that there wasn't a bathroom, only a chamberpot. “Yuck. Maybe my father was right, and I am a bit spoiled.” He emptied his meager belongings into the dresser and went to find himself a good meal.

“Cow-ooo, there you are, you silly thing.”

Grian spotted his first resident. A tall man, in a cowboy hat, with a green shawl wrapped over his shoulder, decorated with sunflowers. 

He surmised that the man’s horse had pulled free from one of the hitching posts and wandered away.

“Hello.” Grian called out in a friendly manner.

The taller man whipped around, startled. “Ahh, you can't sneak up on a man like that.” He had the most stunning green eyes Grian had ever seen, but as distracting as they were, his own eyes were drawn to the man’s open shirt and the large scar across his chest.

“Hey, you must be our new train station man. Welcome to Hermitopia. My name's Scar.” He holds his hand out for Grian to shake. His hand is quite strong, and Grian can feel himself smiling. 

Maybe this year won't be so bad.

you.... YOUU!!

back in my humble beginnings (aka returning to mcyt and getting roped into hc/life series right away), i first saw your art on pinterest.

ykyk THE VERY FIRST VERSION of double life scarian being all sexy, "you can be the match and i can be the fuse, boom" moment and I. WAS. OBSESSED. even more so now when you dropped the REMAKE of it LIKE- DHFSJFHS?!?! something something, your previous style looked kind of round-ish before (not the best explanation I KNOW)? but now the lines are DEFINED and grian, scar, pearl and everyone you drew in your style got HOTTER AND CUTER. I will make out with your scar design and marry your grian design ty and farewell

tl;dr i gobbled up your stuff on pinterest until i decided that i needed the myth and the legend themself.

here's the part where id ask a humble request (a sketch will do honestly): YOUR VERSION OF SUNFLOWER OR POPPY/LILAC SECRET LIFE SCAR

-🦋

Oh my gosh my HEART <3 That means so much to me <3 giggling and blushing

Have sunflower Secret Life Scar ~

[stiffyck]

Breaking news! 

The famous hero, HotGuy, has been pronounced dead after an explosion that shook half of the town.

We have a word that CuteGuy survived the explosion, but no further information has yet been revealed on his state. What exactly happened is still yet to be determined. The prime suspects at this time are the villain duo: Martyn Littlewood and Ren Dog. If you see these individuals, please contact the authorities immediately. 

 We will all miss HotGuy. The local hero has saved countless lives and will surely live on in our hearts. And we wish CuteGuy a speedy recovery.

This has been Pixl Riffs with the Hermitopia news. Even after this devastating news, I hope you all have a good evening.

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hello everyone! this is a VERY rushed AU me and @brandyy0moss came up with in one evening. There is more to come, so don’t worry, we’ll find out more soon enough!

the tag for this AU will be  #TOGH AU  (or This ones gonna hurt AU)

(also, this is not the AU I keep mentioning... I have been a bit stuck with that, but it is being worked on!)

[hermitcraftheadcanons]

Hello, was reminded of the Scattered AU today accidentally after misclicking a bookmark and was suddenly hit with nostalgia and love the AU had back then. Not only was it a delightful AU but the way the community rallied around it to make a story together was so amazing. I hope everyone who participated, or loved the content, or even just watched the AU form are doing well. I hope I remember it again years from now and still love it the way I was reminded of today.

Scattered.... what an incredible AU. I wasn't here for it. Not just as a mod- I wasn't even involved in the fandom yet when it was still ongoing. But I found it later on, read through everything, and loved every bit of it. It's only later, when Hermitopia happened, that I got to participate in a community AU for the first time, and it was amazing. And now I've ran one of my own.

The community here is absolutely wonderful. And Scattered has a special place in my heart, even if I didn't get to watch it grow.

-Mod Mleem

[marabelle5]

Pearlescent Moon

Pearl's whole empire started this au idea.

Her little shop is called Gilded Helianthia Farms and she sells food! (And also hot cocoa in the winter)

She normally wears a hoodie dark blue with the moon phases on the sleeves. When she works in Helianthia she wears her cleaning lady outfit. She use to work as an art teacher at the school the next street over or as the kids today are calling it Hermitopia.

The kids call her- Queen Pearl, The Queen of Gilded Helianthia, Queen Pearlescent Moon, and Queen Moon

[huskynotwolf]

Some notes for @solargeist villain/hero au that I thought you guys might like to see

Martyn/Glitch:

- Glitch powers (his entire body is glitching)

- Code damaged from the Watchers

- Watchers won’t bother to Watch him because of eyestrain

- Listener or half-blood (can hear from long distances and also read minds, though phenomenon is uncontrolled)

- Is a stranger to Hermitopia; is not supposed to be there but was thrown into there by a certain Watcher or two

- Loner, enjoys working alone but would sometimes ask Ren for help

Grian/Watching Eye:

- Starts off a hero, but gradually descends into becoming a villain.

- Parrot wings

- Watcher? Or half-blood dk

- Isn’t bothered by Martyn’s glitching?

- Has significantly stronger abilities than an average Watcher

- Scar’s friend, though keeps his identity secret from Scar/“Hotguy”

Hotguy/Scar:

- Vigilante

- Self proclaimed “the greatest archer of all of Hermitopia”

- Roommates with Grian, though is unaware of Grian’s identity

- Despises Martyn for “stealing the spotlight”

- Has fought Watching Eye more than once; lost every single time

Pearl

- News Reporter

- :) that’s all you need to know

[bluebblurry]

In relation to this post I started up on a full au and made a little concept sheet!

Grian

Grian, in the public eye, appears to be a simple scarlet macaw avian that likes to make pretty, aesthetically pleasing builds and play lighthearted pranks on his friends. He lives with his best friend, Mumbo Jumbo, the redstone extraordinaire.

And Grian is a Watcher. Very few people know, such as Mumbo, his twin sister Pearl, and Cleo (because Cleo knows everything for some reason).

Behind closed doors, Grian has fallen in love with Mumbo, but will refuse to say so. He and Mumbo have kissed many times, even going quite far with it sometimes, but they never talk about it.

With Grian’s powers, he’s developed a sort of obsession with watching Mumbo when he isn’t at home with Grian. He gets very jealous of anyone Mumbo may happen to flirt with, and becomes very protective of him.

Mumbo

Mumbo is a vampire, and a vegetarian one at that. He doesn’t want to hurt people, so he drinks blood substitutes and eats regular human food, mostly just hoping to live normally. He keeps himself disguised outside of his home, as vampires are one of the most feared creatures in Hermitopia. Mumbo thinks a lot about how people perceive him, so he is always as kind as he can be to everyone around him.

The situation with him and Grian has always been a little confusing. Of course Grian is his best friend, but with the.. activities they get up to, it really jumbles up Mumbo’s perception on relationships. Seeing as he’s never had one, he doesn’t really know how it’s supposed to work. He and Grian never talk about it. Mumbo has feelings for Grian, but he doesn’t know if he’s allowed to feel that way about his best friend. So he stays quiet, and almost desperately tries to get himself to fall for someone else, in case Grian suddenly decides he’s bored of this game he’s playing with Mumbo’s heart.

Scar

Vex. The most dangerous creature known to Hermitopia… they hide in plain sight among the people, posing a huge threat when they’re on the hunt for their next victim.

Vex are cannibals. They don’t eat each other, no no, not that kind of cannibalism. They eat people! They used to eat just humans, but over time, more and more hybrids have begun appearing, so they’ll include those lovelies too. However, some vex may find they are allergic to certain types of hybrids, the most common being avians. Scar himself is allergic to most bug hybrids, like moths or beetles.

Scar lives and runs a business with his best friend Cub, who is also a vex. They protect each other fiercely (i have a whole vex headcanon sheet i’ll post later), and while they’ve never been explicitly romantically involved, they show each other casual affection quite often. They don’t feel any pressure to label it, it’s just how they’ve always been (They’ve both dated other people and agreed that they don’t feel that way about each other, they just like to kiss sometimes. It makes sense to them).

Scar goes out on a hunt one day, wanting to bring someone home for both himself and Cub for dinner. He finds someone walking alone on the path to the village market, and he curiously approaches…

The story is gonna start there, soooooo ;]

[mleemwyvern]

Mleem's Brainrot Compilation, or a list of my fanfics

Multichapter:

- but i still hold out hope that maybe someday

It's the 64th Hunger Games, and Tango and Jimmy are chosen as District 12's latest set of tributes. The fic follows Tango's POV all the way from the reaping, through the pregame, and into the arena, as he tries and fails not to get too attached to his district partner. Will their bond and the help of their mentor, Scott Smajor, finally get District 12 another winner..... or two?

The first fic in the Rancher Games universe. Second fic is in progress.

- Storyline Strings

After Double Life, everyone is supposed to be sent back to their home server. But Tango ends up somewhere else. Somewhere where his rancher buddy is a sheriff in a mesa, and a certain god keeps insisting he's a toy. And a god's words have impact.

- Crystals and Candy

In Season 8, Impulse gets a nice sign from someone called Charlie, requesting help making a chocolate factory. And it came with free, extremely delicious samples! Sounds good to him. This Charlie person can't be anything but trustworthy with candy like that.

- Nethered

A fan sequel to Past the Bedrock by ooFFFF. A universe-hopping Zedaph finds his way to a world where Hermits have been hurt and split apart by a strange Nether that seems set on pulling everyone in. The Nether is dangerous, the portals have beem closed, and the hermits inside have been lost... until Portaldaph makes it his mission to save them.

First fic in the Nethered Au.

Oneshots:

- The Netherknight

Helsknight comes into existence. Helsknight becomes the Nether. Helsknight decides to try and make people happy.

Second fic in the Nethered Au.

- In the Nick of Time

Tango is a time entity who doesn't yet know it, and that.... causes a problem.

- The Pain Of Discovery

For the Furious Cocktail Au created by @12u3ie! Tango discovers his superpowers.

- Zirconium Deficiency

The infamous flowerpot crackfic. Set in the Hermitopia Au run by @hermitcraftheadcanons. Impulse is very confused by his body's reaction to VEX power surgery.

- Crossed Portals

The story of how Portaldaph, my AU portal entity Zed, came to be. Or, what happens when you try to make an intersecting Nether portal.

- Golden Changes

Impulse uses far too many totems, and they're starting to affect him.

First fic in the Totempulse Au.

- A Little Bit Of A Problem

Tango probably shouldn't be messing with Impulse's code, but it's for science!

Second fic in the Totempulse Au

- The End of it All

A recently totemificated Zedaph spends some time in the End, and absolutely nothing goes wrong.

Third fic in the Totempulse Au

[moomoorare]

﹏𓊝﹏﹏ 𓆝*̥˚ -ˋˏ• ༻𓇼༺ •ˎˊ- 𓆝*̥˚﹏𓊝﹏

Starchild 🌟 - Ch. 1 - SOFAU

· · ── 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞 𓆝 𓆟 𓆝 𓆟 𓆞𓆝 ˎˊ- ⋆·˚ ༘

Very simply, a collection of prophecies from The Prophecy Pamphlet as they are posted, where they're from and a couple notes from the author for clarity.

Taken from my Empires x Witchcraft x Hermitcraft x Life Series AU (mcyt galore baby) "Scales of Fate AU" focusing on the lives of (but not only):

Queen Lizzie of the Ocean Empire;

Earl of the Fairy Court, Cleo of Hermitopia;

Dame Gem of Crystal Cliffs, Grimlands;

Lady Pearl of Helianthia, Avian Peaks.

.˚₊‧༉︶︶︶︶( 𓆉 𖦹*ੈ‧ 𓇼 ₊˚ 𓆡 )���︶︶︶༉‧₊˚.

[isjasz]

The Promised Neverland manga spoilers!

[Day 201]

Everyone blame cherrysherin2 (go check out this art that made me absolutely lose it) I take no responsibility

[huskybutart]

Some notes for @solargeist villain/hero au that I thought you guys might like to see

Martyn/Glitch:

- Glitch powers (his entire body is glitching)

- Code damaged from the Watchers

- Watchers won’t bother to Watch him because of eyestrain

- Listener or half-blood (can hear from long distances and also read minds, though phenomenon is uncontrolled)

- Is a stranger to Hermitopia; is not supposed to be there but was thrown into there by a certain Watcher or two

- Loner, enjoys working alone but would sometimes ask Ren for help

Grian/Watching Eye:

- Starts off a hero, but gradually descends into becoming a villain.

- Parrot wings

- Watcher? Or half-blood dk

- Isn’t bothered by Martyn’s glitching?

- Has significantly stronger abilities than an average Watcher

- Scar’s friend, though keeps his identity secret from Scar/“Hotguy”

Hotguy/Scar:

- Vigilante

- Self proclaimed “the greatest archer of all of Hermitopia”

- Roommates with Grian, though is unaware of Grian’s identity

- Despises Martyn for “stealing the spotlight”

- Has fought Watchkng Eye more than once; lost every single time

Pearl

- News reporter

- :) that’s all you need to know

[cryyon]

hello hellooo Posts are going to be more limited because of college!! I’m also working on a few things for this au in the background. like what characters are going to be in it and their alliances n powers n everything. I also don’t have the same brainrot over this au as I did, but don’t worry!! im still going to be working on this but i wont be churning out a bunch of art per post. SO. Ren!! He’s a hero but he has a reason for attacking The Inventor (mumbo). Its a revenge moment. Basically he believes Doc died in an explosion that the Inventor set up, because doc and ren were very close friends. Hes still very bubbly and a pretty good person, no red king murdery vibe with him, however, hes a biiit more vengeful. Hes got super strength and loves carrying around his friends. He’s one of the Original Heroes when the Hermitopia Hero Agency was founded. Also i feel like i should mention that even though only a few characters are villains or heroes or vigilantes or whatever, they’re not the only ones of that particular group, they’re just the non original characters im using and focusing on at least some. And if there aren’t characters that i use its not because i dont like the characters or CCs it’s because there are so many characters im trying to fit in. And im not working with just the hermitcraft characters im also using characters from empiresSMP.

[russetfoxfur]

so i dont usually do liveblogs because i never show up to streams and also im not very good at reacting to stuff. However. i will make an exception because HGCZ IS OUT!! and i have seen so much hype about it that id be a fool to not at least read it. livereact will be under the cut for spoilers and. stuff.

- ok we arent even on the actual ZINE and the opening dedication?? "Of the arts, storytelling is one of the oldest: humanity weaves an endless tapestry of heart, hope, and home that continues to shape us all to this day. To tell a story is to bridge the gap between yesterday and tomorrow; to tell a story is to inextricably connect us all." THAT OPENING PARAGRAPH DUDE

- interesting premise. im intrigued. though i am a little concerned about the "classist violence" and "body modification" warnings. I suspect this is not all Fun and Games

- "I gotta say, "Hot"Guy, this is pretty disappointing. You can be AverageGuy. MediocreGuy." "Oh! "Guy"!" the best part is this is so in-character for them to do

- the ENTIRE EXPLANATION bit omg. joel trying to interject and comic-style getting talked over, lizzie robbing cats instead of cash... and her backstory...

- i. that sudden style shift is not in fact comical and i am now eyeing the unreality warning at the beginning of the zine with sudden alarm. should i be alarmed by this? maybe this is fine. lets say its fine

- JELLIE! hcing her supername is HotCat. she DEFINITELY needs a matching HotGuy costume. and i am somewhat more reassured!

- wait hold on. went back to that first hotguy comic to see the warnings (hidden in the title, missed them) and. WAIT WAS THAT REWRITING FUCKIN MIND CONTROL

- UNREALITY MINDCONTROL SCOPOPHOBIA AND INJURY??? WAIT HOLD ON IM REREADING THIS

- wait. WAIT THAT PANEL. THAT ONE WHERE JOEL SEES HOTGUY REWROTE THE ANIMAL CONTROL VAN TO BE A MONEY VAN. WAIT A FUCKING SECOND WE ARENT EVEN TEN PAGES INTO THE ZINE AND HOLY SHIT

- joels the only one who can SEE HES DOING THIS SO HOTGUY WRITES HIM OUT. JESUS FUCKIN CHRIST. HOTGUY??? UFHODQPHFWJPFAP AND THEN HE "GOES BACK TO THE DRAWING BOARD" AND FUCKIN REWRITES REALITY TO MAKE HIMSELF SEEM COOLER. BUT REWRITTEN HOTGUY HAS THE SAME PLASTIC EXPRESSION. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST THIS IS ONLY ONE COMIC I THINK YOURE LYING ABOUT HIS SUPERPOWER MUTATION WHATEVER

- ALRIGHT SWIFTLY ON. WE WILL EYE HOTGUY WITH CONCERN BUT MOVE ON NONETHELESS

- :0 cuteguy appears! doody did rlly good work on this one!

- CUTEGUY IS AWESOME!!! those WINGS... agh i love comic bubbles they just have so much personality and those icy words... and cuteguy pointing HOTGUYS OWN ARROW back at him..... you could not have made a better introduction holy shit

- and then he just flies off. awesome. we should all aspire to be the same level of cool as cuteguy.

- ren would be able to just say hotguy like that. also sidenote i am hearing all these lines in my head as im reading so writers youve all done fantastically!

- UNIONIZE! UNIONIZE! UNIONIZE!

- is pearl... a journalist? or is this the wrong gal? if she is a journalist then good for her!

- oh :( everyone hates unionizing the vigelantes. sad but realistic :(

- MUMBLR?? DID MUMBO K JUMBO BECOME THE OWNER OF TUMBLR IN THIS AU? DID HE KILL MATT PHOTOSPACE WHOEVER THE CEO OF TUMBLR IS? DID THEY FISTFIGHT TO THE DEATH? THAT HAPPENED RIGHT. THATS THE ONLY THING ILL ACCEPT AS CANON. IN THIS AU MUMBLR IS TRANS-FRIENDLY! 🎉

- sweetferaline (bahm bahm bahhh)

- ok this is incredibly funny. teeth dog ftw

- CHATTER AND M JESUS CHRIST THIS IS NOW THE BEST SEGMENT IN THE ENTIRE ZINE. AMAZING COMEBACK THIS IS SO REALISTIC

- and the reply sections are always a cesspool! glad they got that right

- PIXLRIFFS RUNNING A BLOG ON TUMBLR TO EXPLAIN HERMITOPIA. THIS IS SO IN CHARACTER

- THE MAPLE PRINCE. THE MAPLE PRINCE

- THIS ENTIRE MUMBLR DASH WAS PURE COMEDY GOLD. FIVE OUT OF FIVE STARS & HATS OFF TO THE WRITER

- ARIANA GRIANDE!!!! WOOOOO <3 <3 WE LOVE YOU GRIANDE!!!!!

- and now permit office grian! we are going through so many different iterations of grian... imagine we get poultry man next

- is that GEM??? IS GEM A VILLAIN? also i dont really know who the hippies are... idk its just hard for me to recognize this artstyle ig

- WAIT. HAS GEM BEEN SPYING ON GRIAN'S DETECTIVITY? or am i just reading this all wrong? i might be reading this all wrong

- alright i might have to reread that one-- WAIT MORE MIND CONTROL. AND BODY MODIFICATION??? THE MISSING CUB... guys if this is sculk!cub im gonna maul someone

- AAAA BEHIND YOU HOTGUY (i called it)

- also love how i instantly went "oh a tibbycaps comic!"

- ok i LOVE this panel where they figure out Arson. the way both conclusions are reached in tandem! and also YAY WOOO ARSON THIS BITCH UP 🔥

- OH MY GOD THIS IS HILARIOUS I LOVE HOW THE abrupt cut to disaster WAS DONE IN COMIC FORM

- THAT MERCH DESIGN IN THE NOTES APP ABSOLUTELY FUCKING SENT ME DUDE

- "i use sculk to season my pizza" ah. I see. typical cubfan behavior. carry on

- "None of us are perfect, despite what you say might feel when you look at me" this Bdubs email is SO IN-CHARACTER

- " i replied to some of these but then i kinda got bored and started sending links to cool space facts instead" honestly this is what i would do too. and i would be happy to get cool space facts in return for my hotguy email. i dont see what the issue is here

- oh is cuteguy taking issues with the supernovae. skill issue tbh

- this whole cuteguy-cub email chain is HILARIOUS. scratch that this whole email segment is hilarious jesus christ. grian is being SO BITCHY and im HERE FOR IT

- PEARLIPOP IS A REPORTER! YES! and zedaphs in this au! he isnt even going under wormman??? shocking (< says a zedaph fangirl who is completely fixated on one passing mention of him)

- oh my god this is the best storytelling format ever. the panicked exchanges between cuteguy n cub, pearl reporting as she is wont to do... genuinely i love this so much i am giggling so much im actually gonna stop liveblogging because i just want to read this. ill be with yall in a moment

- actually never mind "if he waits too long to answer it starts to play the whole Lilo and Stitch movie audio" cub i love you so much. hgcz i love you so much i almost forgive you for that very jarring first comic

- it looks like we have seven or so more years before hotguy becomes a reality... new reasons to live. also the chatter discourse is insane from what ive seen doc does just act Like That on twit/chatter

- "sumagram" well i guess we know who owns that now

- :000 HOTCAT APPEARS!!!!! WE LOVE YOU HOTCAT <3333333 EVERYONE GIVE IT UP FOR OUR BELOVED HOTCAT!!!

- THE AWKWARD EXIT. i love it

- I SEE THAT BIG SALMON DONT THINK I DONT

- SHIRTLESS SCAR.... im aroace but like. i can still admire a shirtless man cant i. artist did a good job

- NO YOU DID NOT PUT A LILACS AND POPPIES REFERENCE IN THIS COMIC I AM GNAWING THE ARTIST OF THIS COMIC WITH MY TEETH YOU ARE MAKING ME INSANE DEAR GOD THEY TEAMED UP BUT HOW IS THIS GOING TO END AAAAAA HOTGUY DONT DIE IN THE CACTUS RING PLEASE BUDDY

- CREEPER AW MAN

- horsegirl hotguy... wild stallion cuteguy... someone needs to write this au. i should write this au. actually hold on *scribbles furiously in my "crackfic ideas" notes* carry on

- update: now listening to scheming weasel for atmosphere.

- “Who’s the more foolish: the fool, or the fools who follow him?” stellar line. only a certified HotGuy can produce lines like these

- "after a tick or two" if hermitopians measure time in ticks like minecrafters do then thats such a cool worldbuilding detail

- FOR A MOMENT I THOUGHT THEY WERE GOING TO BURN DOC AND HIS LACKEYS ALIVE. THANK GODS THEY DIDNT

- testing of new weapons montage! i know hotguy is the star of the show here but god i love cub so much more. can cub be the "protagonist" here instead actually

- i. i have suspicions that cub is not sculk-free. or is this a flutterbat situation where it is all dealt with but its not but actually it is but it also kinda isnt? yknow. im gonna write this off as a flutterbat thing but i will still be keeping a very close eye on cub

- *snort* deep enough to hold twelve pieces of bamboo (i am such a sucker for in-jokes)

- grian is warming up to scar... also hotguy bandaids

- AND I GET THAT REFERENCE TOO!! very clever! grian shut up its two in the morning! "Scar doesn’t seem to know how to react, his mouth falling open and then promptly shutting again." same grian why would you bring up the nose hair incident and to an unsuspecting hotguy no less smh learn sone manners

- you know what if grian can learn first aid from the nose hair incident in alaska then scar can get injured in a volleyball incident (i have never watched scar which yes is a skill issue but also if this is also a reference i would not get it). beloved desertduo who cannot lie to save their fuckin lives

- THAT ENDING COMIC IS HILARIOUS. SUCH A SCAR THING TO DO

- alright im gonna take a break from liveblogging rn! i will be back in (my) morning with scheming weasel and a renewed spirit. goodnight yall! <3

[vulcan-bourbon]

@mumscarianweek

day 4 - food

preface: au where the superheroes Cuteguy and Hotguy, and their assistant Quartermaster. After a long time, they finally have a day off, which the three of them can finally spend together

- Hey, are you upset about something? – Grian’s voice called Mumbo out of his rabbit hole of thoughts into which he had been falling for at least the last hour of his life. Quartermaster smiles warmly, shaking his head. Today was a pleasant and calm day, surprisingly, the three of them, for the first time in a long time, could spend a peaceful day. - You seem to be loaded with something.

Mumbo looked around in the room of their apartment where they were. Jumbo himself was sitting on the floor, trying to restore the old tablet, and Grian and Scar, who are also the favorite heroes of the city of Hermitopia, were sitting on the sofa in each other’s arms, until the avian noticed that his fiance was buried in one point, somehow too much a lot of time.

A grumpily sleepy Scar, who had lost the warmth of his partner, drowsily looked with sleepy eyes at Xelqua, who was crouched next to Jumbo.

— I guess... maybe we just need to come up with something for dinner tonight. – Mumbo smiled uncertainly, shrugging his shoulders. — I just had an overload and I’m fine. Honestly.

Grian looked at his lover with his attentive gaze, smiling warmly in response.

He remembered that Mumbo was one of those who needed time for it to “get” to him what exactly was wrong.

- Sounds like a plan. – Xelqua smiles provocatively, lifting his head towards Scar, who only silently nodded in response. – What do we want to cook for dinner?

- Cook? – The quartermaster looked at Grian in surprise. They haven't cooked anything for a million years. The lack of free time reflected the fact that for the last year, if not more, they have been ordering food at home.

- Prepare. – Xelqua nods, confirming and smiling infectiously, — I think it will be the same, great, time spent with each other.

Mumbo is infected with a weak smile and feels like he is literally feeling a little better. It seems that a strange feeling of heaviness and emptiness, albeit very slowly, disappears in his chest.

- I think lasagna will be interesting. – Scar’s creaky, sleepy voice comes from the bed.

— But it’s so lo—o—ong, — as if on purpose, Grian whimpers painfully, but immediately nods in agreement. - But! We're a team and everything, right?

Jumbo smiles warmly at everyone's words, involuntarily scratching his neck as he watches Goodtimes get out of bed to prove to Grian that this is a good idea, given the weight of the dish, and that this whole situation is worth it. He loved his partners so much that he was incredibly grateful to the universe for having them and being able to pull him out of any rabbit hole of thoughts.