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fuck/marry/kill father son holy spirit

That's one guy, you fucking shit

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Discoveries my nerd friends have found out about the DEI reporting site is that you need a valid zip code but everything else can be nonsense, including just copy pasting “who was phone” style internet memes - and more importantly, that the coding on the site is SO bad that you can easily use Inspect Element to change both the character limit and file upload size limit to your heart’s content. So it is very possible for someone to upload something that is like 75 TB and brick their whole database.

Thank you for your service, friends. The scariest woman I know, who also holds my job in her hand, was talking about that website with genuine fear this morning because she had just hosted a DEI focused speaker at our conference and I thought to myself, “tumblr can take care of this,” which is rarely true, but these are unprecedented times.

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I am so sick of the news referring to Donald Trump “trolling” other foreign leaders like he’s 12

Disrespecting, the word you mean is disrespecting, the president of the United States enjoys publicly disrespecting other heads of state. He’s not on XBox live saying he had sex with other player’s moms, he’s referring to the prime minister of Canada as Governor and repeatedly commenting on how he wants to conquer the guys land and make him subservient

Stop acting like he’s a little jokester next to other diplomats who are too serious like this is a 2000s romcom, he has said he’s considered taking over Greenland with military force

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This must be the place

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Presenting King Hubert, the saddest guy I've ever made~💖

I saw this c. 1616 wine cup that has a tiny engraving of 3 lions with sad old man faces wearing crowns. They bewitched me so thoroughly I had to make one I can hold in my hands

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never read it compared this way

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when i say “girl” randomly as an interjection i’m speaking to the omnipresent all knowing being of Girl. asking her for mercy. taking girl’s name in vain

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A sweater is underway

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Tom Scott Introducing Places in FFXIV

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τυρὸς δ’ οὐ λείπει μ’ οὔτ’ ἐν θέρει οὔτ’ ἐν ὀπώρᾳ, οὐ χειμῶνος ἄκρω·

"But cheese does not abandon me, neither in summer nor in autumn, nor at the end of winter:"

--Theocritus Idyll XI.36-7

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White House to take over press pool amid ‘Gulf of America’ fight with AP

given that journalists and the big media companies were slavering for the high-stakes drama of a trump presidency after the relative boredom and stability of the biden years (to the point where the big media companies normalized trump's bullshit as much as possible and probably had a huge hand in him getting re-elected) I feel like they kind of deserve this

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Abortion isn’t a “necessary evil.” It’s an objective good. It’s also kind, safe, routine and normal.

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insane marketing move by conclave to kill the pope

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It’s the Basic Ball!

A ball for the rest of the LGBT-cuties.

—A Black Lady Sketch Show 1x02