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robin cross and kevin day parallels actually go so crazy. they both spent their formative years in a basement underground with exy-obsessed captors. they both saw exy as freedom. they both were isolated even within the foxesā group of outcasts. they were both under andrewās protection. it cost kevin jean to leave the nest and it cost robin another girlās life to escape her kidnapper. robin carried her racquet with her to self-soothe and kevin restrings the net of his when heās anxious. theyāre even bird coded
#to those unfamiliar the word robin is also a kind of little bird šļæ½ļæ½ļæ½#i dont ship them but i dont blame the people who do if im honest#BUT ITS JUST CRAZY TO MEEE#its so fucked that canonically kevin never gets to meet her#but i will say that the echoes of his presence are still there#she joins the foxes the year after kevins graduation and there andrew is taking robin to night practice#there he is coaching her because he knows exy is the tool she needs to believe in herself#there he is doing what kevin day told him only years late š« #sorry they make me insane#robin when sheās the weird kandreil amalgamation no one asked for#will expand on this if i have more thoughts later but please talk to me about robin. thank you#txt#aftg#kevin day#robin cross#kevin#robin#fav#kevin&robin
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I just need to know is that Cackletta paired with Peach? If so, fascinating, I wish to know more - if not, I entirely understand the coincidence of two people standing next to each other in a dynamic does not equate to them being A Pairing
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Reasoning: funny
#Cackletta is a character who I wish had more time in the spotlight. Shes one of my favorite villains of all time#And she gets an evil cartoony face which is REALLY cute. Sheās the best and I think interacting with other characters#In general would so so fun. Im sad she only has the one game of all time and thats it forever. Hardly even mentioned in the other titles#Peach is about as much of a character as Mario#which is that sheās mostly just a role fulfilled. Damsel in distress and sheās pretty. I like the idea of her being more like#Aware of her own power over people and as this weird center of multiple plots by inevitably thwarted power hungry doofuses#Im not sure what the word would be other than itād be funny if she was slightly sinister and had her own goals#Not really secretly fucked up and evil creepypasta just a more active individual#And Iād like to combine the two to make peach a very kindly and gentle Menace. Someone who confuses cackletta#Because peach knows sheās a villain but thinks sheās funny and cute too#This is all to say: im pairing them because i pulled it right out my ass. Itās wish fulfillment and the wish is looney toons lesbianism#Also I like cartoonish scary characters have you seen her with her angry face. She turns into squiggles with teeth
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someone at my school is doing bojd for a showcase and they were talking to me abt how its their dream role and i was all "oh yeah i know that song i think" having to pretend that i am not literally the jane guy
#i can NOT talk abt my genuine interests to ppl irl because i am too weird abt them#mark my fucking words i would rather shoot myself in the head than be like āguess what i love her so much its a genuine problemā#jane doe rtc#ride the cyclone
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there is not enough femslash in batcest circles. the girls deserve to be just as weird about each other as the boys are. if BruDick gets to be weird father/son/brothers/lovers/friends/rivals/soulmates then it is only fair that Babs/Cass get to be mother/daughter/sisters/lovers too. Something about that deep intrinsic but undefinable love that is born out of trauma, especially if you consider Cass not knowing what healthy love looks like in the first place. i think it's fun and deserves just as much fandom content.
besides that, you can get even more niche with rarepairs like Helena/Steph. Huntress/Spoiler: Blunt Trauma is already a fantastic comic and even though it's their only real canon interaction it has so much potential. very comparable to TimJay in how Helena tries to get Steph to understand her morals and the corruption you could play with it.
batman: huntress/spoiler: blunt trauma (1998)
that comic also highlights on how both Steph and Helena are outcasts of the Batfamily and don't have the approval of Bruce to be doing what they do in "his city". I think there's so much Potential in Helena taking Steph under her wing because Bruce won't let her in and it becomes a weird codependent toxic sapphic mess. I think the protectiveness Helena feels over Steph from the get-go is so clear and the way she wants to look out for Steph, wants to make sure Steph understands the real world? I love them. Helena should be allowed to steal Steph, actually. I think it'd be fun.
there are a lot of other possibilities too like Babs/Steph or even getting weird with Helena Bertinelli/Helena Wayne and the existential question of "is it selfcest or not." But these two specifically live in my head rent-free, especially Helena/Steph and one day I'll convince everyone else to ship it too.
#batcest#necrotic festerings#how do i tag ships that are almost non-existent#helena bertinelli x stephanie brown#cassandra cain x barbara gordon#as resident huntress fan my answer to the is helena w/helena b selfcest depends entirely on which version of helena wayne you're using.#pre-crisis!helena wayne/pre-flashpoint!helena bertinelli? yes i agrue is selfcest adjacent at least#because helena bertinelli was meant to be an adaptation of helena wayne#if it's jsa (2022)!helena wayne then it's *not* selfcest because they co-exist in the same universe#and according to current lore helena wayne was named after bertinelli and took the name huntress in her honor#which is a *choice* for sure but that's a different post#i still think shipping them is super fun in a ādon't meet your heroesā sort of way with helena wayne time travelling#and then potentially running into bertinelli and realizing she's not what wayne thought she was and it being weird toxic shit#as for new-52 helena wayne. i do not acknowledge her and will not comment.#*god* I hate new-52 huntress.#(imo it would be selfcest tho bc they tried to make helena wayne a bertinelli clone. so. there's that.)#i'm going to write a helena/steph fic some day and none of you bitches can stop me#yeah yeah we have stephcass but y'all have sanitized the fuck out of that to convince yourselves it's not batcest and that made it boring.#and helena/babs is neat and all but i prefer helena/zinda when it comes to BoP ships#i should've included panels for cass/babs but it's been a while since i read batgirl (2000) so none immediately came to mind#i have a *lot* more helena/steph thoughts but no braincell to word them. know i will talk about them again.#they got one whole comic and now i won't let them go#also cass/helena is fun for combating morals and the complicated batgirl mantle#cass wears the batgirl suit *helena* made y'all think i can't make that romantic bc i can and will#if we have robin pile then give me batgirl pile#babs/helena/steph/cass hell throw in bette too.
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did anyone else know The Last Unicorn had a sequel??? i didn't know that
anyway, i want whatever tf molly grue and shmendrick have going on

#not wc#(i think this may be implying they just never got officially married in a legal sense but i still like the potential vagueness)#sry this book doesnt rly count as xenofiction#but im p sure the last unicorn does since most of it is her pov#shhh its fine#the last unicorn#the way home#<- title of the book if u want to know#i bought this at random bc i like the authors writing style#i had no idea it was in the last unicorn world until They showed up#good for them. whatever they're doing.#this narrator is a little kid who wanted to go personally yell at the king#and then molly and shmen found her wandering aimlessly around the woods so theyre like#oh word sure we'll take you to the king weird child#we know that guy hes just having a bit of a depression episode ever since his gf turned into a unicorn and fucked off forever#this book does the opposite of warrior cats where everytime the kid tries to get them to give her exposition about what happened-#-in the previous story they just refuse to answer#'what do u mean there was a different castle that fell into the ocean what happened with that--'#'dont worry about it kid its completely irrelevant'
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Right and his work menaces (Brent and Karen).
I don't remember last I mentioned it but apart from crude nicknames to people (except Chris), he also just puts them in his phone really weird (except Chris, who is literally in his phone as Chris). And I bring this up because in Right's phone, Karen is saved as "Lawful Obligation".
#my characters#oops i fell in love#can you guys tell im stressed and hyperfixating on my own fucked up ocs cause i am#also brents nickname at work and in rights phone is fuckwad#and hes like yeah if im called anything else at this point by right its weird and uncomfortable#and when it is finally approached as if paul is only in rights phone as shitty-ex (answer) now that hes an excoworker#what was he in rights phone BEFORE the transfer#and right is like annoying dickwad ... karen is like oh i see thats why you call him a dick still#thats like a nickname from his phone name#and brent has to ask why fuckwad and dickwad and right looks at him and takes a deep breathe before saying#because i like the word wad and it is very comforting bc like a wad of paper ? you can throw it away#and so if i realize i gotta get rid of attachment i wad it up#also dont tell paul that dickwad was a form of attachment or he will never shut the fuck up about it#karen and brent both swear to never mention it to paul#paul is honestly such a weird anomaly in the plot bc he doesnt directly work at the same police station#but he is CONSTANTLY a topic of gossip or annoyance or updates#hes literally karens best friend! aside from chris he was one of the few right worked with who HAD touch privileges before right banned it#hes also just genuinely well liked but no one can actually tell him or he will become insufferable#which is a crime that rick is guilty of once when he meets paul and karen introduces him#and rick is just OH i know that name! youre her best friend#and she looks so betrayed and paul looks so delighted and stunned and radiant over this fact#and rick makes up for it before the night is over which is why karen forgives him - he made paul back in his place#anyway yeah right has lots of fears and hes my bundle of anxiety and i love him and his atrocious nicknames#i think i would die if i gave someone a rude nickname even affectionately irl#also also final note on this ig#since right is a detective and not always at the station its worth pointing out brent and karen just work taking calls and#doing misc other work at their desks which are nearby so they 100% bond and its wonderful#ok i lied final note on them is#for a very long time karen has to check with right to make sure she isnt annoying brent because he doesnt emote well#and shes scared she wont know if shes annoying him please help youre like the only one who reads his moods accurately
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AABRIA WAS RIGHT IT'S FUNNY NOW
#trope island is fucking hilarious i love this#also the trailer next week looks so good#more of trope island followed by weird shadow guy and sam using her words to mess with/take down a bad guy#im having so much fun#mismag#mismag spoilers#mismag 2#misfits and magic 2#d20#dimension 20
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dont know why but i am deeply invested in the idea of the characters having a maze adventure
#i dont know what it is abt the idea thats compelled me for weeks#idk why but i want them to go in a maze bc it feels like itd be fun#im high rn so i cant fully word it but i think it fitss the fun but ominous nature of the show#id try to write it myself but i dont know.. hm i could#not rn. but i think smth uniqeu would have to be the case#maybe they are split up bc i think it would emphasize the theme in the show of like#the significance of having companionship thru shit#i also dont think the maze would be simple. smth weirds in there. caine cant make simple adventures theres gotta be smth wacky in there#itd be fucked up if theres some sort of beast in the maze. but only one person ends up finding it#ends up finding one of the others and being like. THERE IS. A BEAST ?#its funny if itss jax. guy who famously feels compelled to look cool trying not to look like hes just been chased by smth#bc he just found someone else who is significantly calmer and is like. what beast#anyway im rambling theres just a lot that can happen#maybe someone else saw it. not kinger though hes having a fun time but it gradually veers into eerily melancholic#pomni is nervous as hell though. idk what would happen w her but i think shed find a waay to become nervous
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ok. someoneās gonna have to come get my dad or iām gonna tweak.
#no bc he does this fucking thing where he talks to me like a dog? it could be for any reason. any. sometimes i just walk into a room.#and i canāt even BEGIN to understand what he means by it; if heās trying to belittle me or if he just.#doesnt know how to talk to me any other way. but it pisses me off to no end cus it ALWAYS feels like the first one.#take last night for example: it was my brotherās birthday; and none of us had expected him to be visiting around this time#this is especially important for my little sister; bc she planned a sleepover with her friends several months in advanceā#āto celebrate some of them graduating and one of them moving away.#so all night sheād been trying to get away. my mom told her after cake; so that was the original goalpost;#but then my dad just kept ADDING THINGS. first it was āafter cakeā then āafter this; after thatā#and this thing just keeps getting pushed further and further back#then he said āitās trash day. collect the trash first and then you can goā AND MIND YOU ITS LIKE 7 PM AT THIS POINT#I CAN JUST SEE HER GETTING SO UPSET so i step in; tell her āiāll take care of it; lets just go.ā#AND MY DAD. MY DAD. MY DAD. omg.#he goes āwow!! so good!! ššā WITH THE SAME TONE THAT HE TALKS TO THE DOG. WHY. WHY.#look idk what he means by it; he could just be filling empty space for all im aware; me and my dad have weird communication skills#but the message that it sends me is āwho the hell do you think you are helping her right now.ā#and that. makes me angrier than anything.#who the hell do you think YOU are trying to keep her from her friends. who the hell do you think YOU are TALKING TO ME LIKE THAT.#and i swear he could see that in my eyes cus then he goes āwant some icecream š„ŗ?ā#so i tell him āi donāt know what you mean by that.ā in the flattest voice i can give#and he just throws his hands up in the air and g r o a n s as if to say āHERE WE GO AGAINā#and i just. bite my tongue and drive my sister to her friends house.#but i swear he does this all the time. he just uses different code words. an old one used to be āmom made curry!ā (my favorite meal)#and heād use it every time he had something negative to say to me. yk. the same way youād tease a dog with a treat to get them all excited.#āpositive sandwichā is what heād call it. a positive; then a negative; then a positive to make the whole thing ok#but yk a sandwich is always gonna taste like whatās inside. and brother; i can taste the shit between your buns.#yes i know how that sounds.#but yea. as soon as i got home he asked me if i wanted ice cream again.#rubbing salt in the wound? or just trying to curb my anger? iāll never know. but it drove me upstairs for the rest of the night.#but yea thatās my little rant. someone come get my dad.#stanās forum
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my timephoon hot take is that the episode was literally fine, it's the episodes that came AFTER it that fucked things up
#the final confrontation where louie and della say that shit to eachother? peak televesion#the next episodes shouldve. yk. resolved that#but by having the premise be āthe entire family is goign to disneyland and leaving louie behindā uh...?#i get what they were going for but they fumbled so hard#timephoon introduces a lot of conflicts that the next episodes SHOULD have resolved#but they didn't. at least not well#like della and louie should've had a proper conversation#and also i dont think della was wrong for steppin in at the end of timephoon like that was warranted#her wording and execution? far from perfect#but she's trying#also. timphoon was fine yes but it could have been way better still#i would have preffered it if they went more in depth about the struggles of motherhood and how beakley and della both felt about it#give me beakley being vulnerable and opening up about how hard its been raising webby alone and how she GETS it#she gets not knowing what to do#she was a spy#she has no idea how to be soft and motherly but she's learned and she's trying and she did it alone#and she doesn't want della to be as alone as she was so she tries to help#but she's a certified grizzled ex spy so fuck if she knows how to be gentle about it#so it just makes della MORE insecur because beakley seems to have it all together#and i wish there was a scene where they could talk to eachother and beakley could admit that she doesn't#she's made mistakes she's fucked up but she's trying and aren't they all?#but yeah. for what timephoon was#it wasn't bad#but the following episodes fumbled#i forget if it was in timephoon or next erpisode were we got della telling louie to shape up or he couldn't be part of the family#like again that was BAD! BUT#it wuld have worked if the show adressed and had her learn from it#and showed that it wasnt out of malice its because she was doing her best!#but they didn't#they were...weird with it
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yāknow. something that gets overlooked often is kateās video, and the confirmed implications of it.
whether you believe nathan assaulted kate or not, this doesnāt take away from the fact she was canonically saād by multiple boys at the vortex club party. there are no names given, but we know this is undoubtedly true due to the videoās existence as well as everyone talking about the contents within said video. we also know that kate was visibly out of it in the video given maxās remarks when she finds it on victoriaās computer, and that passed out girls are a common sight at vortex club parties given the unresponsive student across hayden at the end-of-the-world bash :

regardless of where you stand on nathanās involvement, it is undoubtedly obvious that kate is a victim of sexual assault. she was drugged and then mauled by a group of boys who could probably tell something was wrong, but just didnāt care enough to check. after all, as victoria puts it, people get wasted all the time ⦠how are they supposed to protect or care for every which one of them? ( excuses! )
lis:1 in general has always handled sexual assault with nuance so rarely found in media. they do not make harsh lines in the sand about what ācountsā or not. they do not make a show of brutalizing the women on our screen via borderline fetish content like most do when discussing themes of rape. instead, there are undertones : max in lis:de, for example, treats the dark room like a sexual assault trauma specifically. she also goes through her own victim blaming by harping on how attractive she found jefferson, how much she wanted to marry him ⦠this occurs in her nightmare as well, where max behaves as though she wanted what happened, what jefferson did to her, when we know she didnāt. obviously, max was not raped. she was not kissed or groped. but there is an underlying sexual gratification jefferson gets from framing her -- there are perverted comments whispered in her ear, sheās being posed with her purity being talked about, and she is being photographed in a vulnerable, helpless state. it just paints a picture. max comes out of it well aware that jefferson was into it, into seeing her that way, and he moved her while she was unconscious and took his sick photos and thatās enough for the trauma to settle in the sexual assault category. most people wouldnāt count it as that, but the game itself does. the dark room has always been a heavy handed look into young girls being abused and preyed on by older men. it is not shocking that itās one big metaphor for sexual abuse as well, especially sexual abuse that is demeaned and invalidated by others, sexual abuse that isnāt believed. cue jeffersonās whole character. a man who is too perfect and beloved to suspect. a man who told kate to her face that sheās just seeking attention and likely enjoyed what happened to her. a man who got away with such remarks.
the newspapers go out of their way to claim there isnāt any evidence of sexual assault among the victims, and i believe thatās because they werenāt assaulted in the only way the public cares to look, which is penetrative sex. i could also see the article lying, as papers do, but i think it paints a more prominent picture of how weird people are about sexual assault victims and how downright demanding they are about what counts, what doesnāt, and whatās okay for victims to do or say about their own experiences. it is all rather disgusting, honestly! and iāve always been enamored by the more complicated, unpopular takes lis:1 took with that plot. i feel like to harp on sexual trauma that genuinely isnāt confirmed and to then ignore the girlsā actual sexual assault ( jefferson, the vortex club ) does a rather huge disservice to the gameās more interesting themes. to put it plainly, itās a major simplifying tale of the story.
#tbt.#tw sa#been thinking abt this forever tbh?? like. why does nobody actually talk about that damn video#i just find it amusing when people act like nathan decides kateās victimhood or not. because he doesnāt.#whether he touched her or not doesnt matter ā she was canonically touched at that party and recorded and MOCKED for it#multiple boys touched her. this is an undeniable fact. the boys are anonymous but they are confirmed#to act like saying that nathan didnāt assault her removes her victimhood is frankly ignorant and weird to me#heās already a pretty shitty guy? like. we KNOW heās done fucked up shit.#whether he touched her or not doesnāt negate the fact he drugged her at all and let that happen to begin with lol#why are some people so ā¦. obsessed? with the fact that he supposedly saād her?#again. i donāt care whether you hc that he did or not. i could see either or but! some people are weirdos about it#and i think making very bold takes about kateās victimhood is weird as fuck anyway#a.) way to prove the gameās themes right in the fact that people are so weird about sa to begin with#and how people act like dictators and actively take away victimās voices by using big scary words to prove that their opinions are right#and everyone elseās is wrong so if youāre wrong youāre actually disgusting and donāt care about sa#and b.) some of you ONLY view kate as a victim of nathan and nothing more. or just a victim in general. and i think thatās interesting!!#anyway this isnt about any mutuals dw dw but like iāve had this in my drafts for five days so im releasing it!!#how lis handles sa is so important to me and i hate that people dumb it down and turn it into a morality war??? so weird#but yeah <3 will try to respond to msgs later today
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I can't believe of all the magic gimmick episodes to make a mess of that BTVS managed to fuck up a time loop. A Buffy time loop episode should be the stuff of legend up there with The No Talky One and The Singy One but no. Life Serial time loop I'm sorry but you're nothing to me. Buffyverse magic is always vaguely defined and the rules change by the episode but the time loop spell Jonathan put on Buffy is so underexplained and overpowered that it severely takes me out of the scene
No one else in the shop but Buffy is aware that they're looping or time passing so is the spell just sending Buffy back in time and no one else? But then how can the Trio watch what's going on with the Magic Box cameras in real time with Buffy/the audience. Are they also looping? Does Jonathan's spell reset time for literally everyone except the three of them and Buffy? Because that means Jonathan, by means of magic bone, is repeatedly sending the entire world back a few minutes, keeping the memories of him, the other casters, and the target intact, until a completely arbitrary task decided by Jonathan is accomplished by Buffy.
Does that mean the awkward customer was part of the spell? Because satisfying an annoying customer was the task Jonathan set out for Buffy, did he just know that lady would be difficult? Did they just wait until a difficult customer showed up and bother Buffy to start the loop? What if none did? Is she a physical illusion or a magic homunculus being difficult under Jonathan's direction? Is she a real person playing out his script under mind control? Because unless it's the contrived coincidence option that's a lot of continuous magic to keep up while also maintaining the time loop, all with what seemed like a damn easy spell.
Why don't we know that spell? Casters' and target's memories unaffected, why didn't the gang cast it on Buffy before The Gift and make the loop breaking condition being defeating Glory without any Scoobies dying? We fail, oh well, try again. We know it doesn't need to be fixed on a room bc it covered the Magic Box and the Nerdmobile (even though trying to leave the shop just reset the loop for Buffy bc this spell just does fucking everything I guess). We know any damage done gets reset bc Buffy broke Giles' glasses and the doorbell and they were fine after a loop so no worries about racking up injuries or wasting the Dagon Sphere. And sure if Jonathan can do it, he of the only reasonably impressive abilities, then experienced Giles or Tara or especially Willow should have no problem whatsoever. And all this for one scene.
Life Serial time loop spell you are my enemy.
#i also have beef with the gadget warren puts on buffy that fucks with her perception of time#but thats more with how the scene makes it look like buffy is freezing in place while tara just ditches her which is weird and distracting#the monster of the week plots never really hit the same in s6/7 imo#they always got sidelined in favour of the big plot and so they didn't get the focus you'd need to leave an impact#im sure there are episodes that poke holes in that opinion like omwf or tabula rasa but hey i just say words#buffy summers#jonathan levinson#buffy the vampire slayer#long post
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does anyone else find it fucked up that moon's friends protect themselves from her with the skyfire at the end of moon rising?
#wings of fire#moonwatcher#look okay i've been slowly rereading the series on and off again bc one of my friends is getting into the series#so correct me where i'm wrong in asking why kinkajou feels entitled for moon to disclaim she's a telepath and seer upon first meeting her#when the news that nightwings don't have powers anymore and that they manipulated the entire sandwing succession war conflict#for their own gain went PUBLIC so nightwings are a hated tribe#nevermind the fact that moon feels like an outcast among her tribe because she hatched off of the volcano and never had to suffer#though it's sweet that her mother cares for her and worries about her she still calls moon her 'weird little diamond'#and impresses upon her 'secret hidden safe' which is basically wof's conceal don't feel#when was moon supposed to feel safe enough in disclosing her power she's hated FOR having and hated for NOT having#do you (general) think she's in ANY position to advertise she's the tribe's ONLY true seer and telepath in generations safely?#'i get what kinkajou means but it feels almost like having to disclaim your trans or disabled. Is a bit fucked' is what my friend said#it's the same fucking thing as 'i'm losing the person i once knew' but perhaps not in those words and not nearly as harshly#i know kinkajou comes around to moon eventually and they remain friends. but there's something REALLY fucked about it imo#same friend pointed out there's a queerness to this which i will 100% agree on like it stings on a personal level#like. look i still like the series but man reading it critically and interacting with it in a more adult lens#is definitely an action i am doing right now.#i think i'm still correct in saying darkstalker was a child. evil is not created in a vacuum. hatred is taught not inherent.#it does not excuse him from the evil he did commit. but he was a child. he was a FUCKING ABUSED CHILD. augh. (quietly losing my mind)#rex rambles
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a strange trend in my favorite characters I realize is that I tend to heavily gravitate toward somewhat obscure, antagonistic forces
#shoutout to the multiple months when I was young when I was obsessed with flatwoman#āwho the fuck is flatwomanā heh. well. you ever watch the pbs kids show peg + cat?#she appeared in like two episodes and letās just say. I wouldāve died for her as a kid#and yup ok you guessed it this trend continued with my boy pumpkin daddy#what thehell is wrong with that guy and more important question why is he my absolute favorite character of all time#Iām not even talking strictly about PDBC here alright? in that I have full control over him#in ROOTS? oh boy unstoppable force of nature someone Actually euthanize him or something heās going to commit heinous crimes if left alone#heās So bizarre mind if I just talk about that before going back to sleep? his morals are all over the place#āthis poor abandoned child. her mother should be ashamed of doing this to her. anyway letās kidnap her for moneyā#and then he fucking pretends that he didnāt remember that happening#not that it DIDNT happen but that he just doesnāt remember it??.okay go off king??#at this point I donāt even know if he was lying he might just have Alzheimerās or something heās gettin kinda old#also Alzheimerās is the worst word ever I have to look it up to spell it every time ffs so annoying#also worth mentioning that he almost got himself killed in a pursuit of someoneās money#and then not even a YEAR later he was back at it again trying to scam the SAME people lol GIVE IT A REST#I didnāt type lol this is travesty istg I didnāt type lol there thereās a lol ghost on the loose#he needs to be put down or something#and why the hell is he actually one of the nicest parents like huh?..?man what??#yeah this is my little science experiment I made solely for money. i love her sheās beautiful sheās awesome#my brother in Christ pick a side are you horrible or not#ok also wait that reminds me. it was unintentionally implied that he wasnāt evil once#I wonāt go into it for the sake of time but. raises eyebrow. what the hell do you mean#at least I think it was unintentional. itās still weird to me and I never bothered asking#anyway I should probably go back to sleep I have n appointment in like. two hours. sigh#yayyyy I love characters who suck!!! š„°š„°š„° pop off you asshole king and or queen
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i know too fucking much about qsmp badboyhalo.
#and also. not enough#that one big summary of his Deal was like . 1k words.#and it brushed over so much shit#like his trust issues and the vacation arc and his criminal background (on qsmp) and the way he was the first to take protecting the#eggs seriously and i dont even KNOW enough about his relationship with maxo and the french that is a big blindspot for me but bad and max#(and foolish?) og founders of the theory bros the first people who started questioning cucurucho and then the french his family the people#who keep proving to be on his side over and over and i love it when he hangs out with pierre and talks create#and when he chills with antoine and helps fix the big spinning ring#and his WEIRD warrior's bond with etoiles (bad always gets along with the protectors have you noticed that#forever was the second big egg protector and baghera took care of pomme from the start and cellbit threw himself to the feds to try to help#the island and etoiles took the weight of the code attacks from bad's shoulders to his own in entirety. he respects them all a lot and i am#chewing him to pieces)#and his relationship with baghera!!!! she can read him so so well and he fucking trusts her enough to be dapper's mom#he may have felt weird about it and was jealous and :c because tahts HIS dapper but#he didn't kill her about it#or really do anything to discourage it#and he noticed her tear streaks and her leg and got Worried about the federation 'fixing' her and#genuinely he was so so happy when he realized she was back he went !!! mode#look. LOOK at these fucking tags. look back at the post. i can Keep Talking.#my point remains i know too fucking much about qsmp badboyhalo#shit and i didn't even TALK about his weird bullshit with foolish#i need a giant corkboard
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Racing the waves.
#bart#ishmael limbus company#limbus company#ishmael lcb#smee limbus company#smee lcb#this is pre ahab showing up to the store#i like to think that ishmael and smee had some sort of thing idk what to call it but it was something and it was BAD#anyway smee dosent remember ishmael because shes a BITCH and bc ishmael looks so hysterically different#ishmael always remembers because shes a massive fucking weirdo(she has good memory that she repeats like images and words)#ishmael just constantly forces stuff to be permanent in her head like girl no wonder you get headaches#i like to think that the things ishmael forcibly forgets she tries to remember in anyway she can. if theres a gap in her memory she obsesse#y'know? she wants to remember even beside the agony. because she is so damn strange#Ishmael drinks salty af water because i feel like she would. and because it's funny#yes i make ishmael bald when its pre ahab bs#yes i will continue to make ishmael bald. i have a weird amount of reasons that maybe ill explain
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