#her dad is my mom's cousin

[vegaseatsass]

You know, these past two episodes I was thinking to myself, Su Yin is almost perfect in every way, simply the ideal devoted, protective, loyal, dedicated sworn brother, call him Da-ge indeed!!!, but my one piece of constructive criticism is that he needs to learn how to give real hugs - he does a lot of manful shoulder clasping, but Xiaobao is a shivering chihuahua desperately in need of cuddles and body heat, you gotta HUG THAT BOY - but now I see that Su Yin's hugs are simply reserved for his horrible little gremlin of an imperial cousinwife.

[tag-of-light]

Khorijin and Shira Dazkar

[symphonyofsilence]

For the good of Jiang Cheng's already nonexistent mental health, I hope the uncle who got called mama was Jiggy.

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Kidnapped (picked up by my mom) and being held against my will at the family function send help

[everfaire]

This is Cora Sue Hiddlestix (Eloise's mom) and she is doing a great job at being my stereotypical "witch in the woods"

I love her vm.

[sanyu-thewitch05]

Major TWST Chapter 7 Spoilers!!

So we all know Queen Leah is Aurora’s mom AND Silver’s mom.

But y’all that literally means our sweet 17 year old Silver is Aurora’s long lost brother that never had to experience a sister. He got a brotherly experience with Malleus and Sebek. What I’m more worried is one day someone does a DNA test(possibly Aurora’s children or descendants) and his name pops up. Or someone recognizes Silver’s face because of how similar it is to Aurora’s or Leah’s(I mean come on, we can usually tell when people are related that closely just by looking at them) Like I Can imagine it now. Also fair warning, this gets pretty sad.

🌹: *Aurora is impossibly old, hair gray* Older brother, is that you? You look just like mom said you did? I see the years have caught up to you with your hair.

🗡️: Umm? I’m not that old-

🌹: Momma used to tell me stories all about you once I woke up from that curse. HOO boy those times were wild. I wish you got to meet my father, but what’s done is done. Probably should catch back up with the princesses some time later. Anyway, we should meet up sometime and catch up on the years.

Aurora sits on a bench next to Silver.

Aurora’s descendants: I’m so sorry! My grandma/great grandma is getting old and possibly senile. Hopefully she didn’t bother you too much.

🌹: I did no such thing! I was just catching up with my older brother here!

Aurora descendants: Grandma/Great Grandma, you know he’s-

🗡️: No, it’s fine. Really. I would love to catch up someday too.

Aurora and her descendants walk back to whatever castle or home they came from. Aurora’s dreamy blue eyes linger in Silver’s mind.

[wirt-and-wirt-by-products]

Fellas, i just found out my grandmother died across the planet 2 days ago and not one of my moms 3 younger brothers decided she was important enough to know, so we found out today from a cousin twice removed.

Luckily on tuesday i will be liveblogging their assbeating that i will be personally inflicting, so stay tuned for that (they dont know im flying from the states for the funeral)

[skunkes]

Absolutely firehose blasting good vibes your way cheye!!! So happy and proud of you for pursuing the life you want even though it's hard. Manifesting cheysperity (cheye prosperity)

thank u! when me and my dad were breaking the news to my mom even he was telling her that he isn't thrilled about it either, but I've had so little Say over my life, all my life, that this needs to be something I can choose for myself for once...now I jst hope it actually all goes thru + happens ^_^

[gunpowderdtim]

I promise none of you have family drama that even compares to mine

[practically-an-x-man]

listening to my parents rant about how disrespectful and impolite my little cousins are after they visited the last couple days is giving me a lot of insight into their parenting strategies for me and my sister

[ominouspositivity-or-else]

i have to go to confession today.

[berryblu-soda]

Anyways update i just didnt bother to post earlier:

fr God is good and the whole car crash my parents got into last week was so incredibly mild in terms of injuries!!!! worst was a bruised knee im pretty sure

ALSO-

*taps mic* HUG YOUR FREAKING LOVED ONES OR SO HELP ME!!!!!!!

[evadingreallife]

We're having kebabs tonight so grandma will too, i wonder what she'll think lol

[hazel-nethzzz]

Tbh me, my brother, my mom, and my dad might have been the worst combo the universe has ever thought to create. What were they thinking.

[deviousdevilx]

It's quite annoying with my mom doesn't understand that sometimes, my only two days off I wanna be a goddamn hermit. My work means I am generally interacting and dealing with people all day for five days straight and it's DRAINING. I do try to be social from time to time but some weeks if I can avoid further interactions with other people, I will. I like being ALONE. The solitude helps my mental state of mind because with only 48 fucking hours I'm back at work, once again surrounded by people.