#her blorbo is skinner

[proxylynn]

Blorbo: Fat Tony (very underrated character on this blog)

{That he is. *summons him from the dead*}

[Don Marion Anthony D'Amico, better known as Fat Tony, is one of the best characters on the show and his lore is, for whatever reason, the most well-maintained in the show. Or it was till they fucking killed him off but then replaced him with his identical cousin then proceeded to treat him as if he was the real Tony. THAT'S BULLSHIT! This is the tale of two Skinners all over again. But I'll leave my venomous rant for the end. I want to gush over this sweet man first.

Unlike Sideshow Bob, the show brings in Fat Tony a lot but not too much so that he gets stale (his celebrity VA is expensive but loves the character so much he always is happy to do episodes). Tony is a guy who had humble dreams and then one thing led to another, next thing he knew he was henching with the mob before doing so well he climbed the ranks to become the boss himself. While cliché is tough guys can't show weakness, Tony was a good man when it came to his crew and his eventual family, which brought him respect...except from The Calebresis but they ain't a problem no more. A faithful husband, loving father, and caring boss, Tony held loyalty all around him. His only negatives were of course his business dealings. And while some are often silly (such as putting cotton balls on ferrets to pass off as toy poodles or selling rat milk to schools), others are very very bad. Like, wow I didn't notice this as a kid but holy shit kind of bad.

Some examples are the following...Illegal fireworks, bootleg merchandise, gambling, sabotage, illegal trafficking (tobacco & alcohol), organized crime, bribery, smuggling, extortion, money laundering, murder, prostitution, loansharking, kidnapping, counterfeiting, highway robbery, faulty construction, numbers, smuggling heroin, arson, and forging legal documentation such as birth certificates and passports.

Still, as bad as all that is, he hardly ever suffered from consciousness. But when he did, man, they hit hard. His wife dies "whacked by natural causes" (it's questionable but plausible". He gets shot to hell and put in a coma. And the worst one, the betrayal of someone he considered his best friend which is too much for his overworked heart...he dies of a heart attack and joins his wife with his grave beside hers. This would have been an ok send-off...But they fucked it!

Fit Tony, then later Fit-Fat Tony, and now known as the New and Improved Fat Tony (<- big fucking lie!) pisses me off to no end 'cause while I like more Tony lore, I hate how he's portrayed while carrying Tony's name. (They literally named this guy Marion Anthony Paul D'Amico...WTF?!) This faker holds none of real Tony's charm.

OG Tony was monogamous and died a widower/single father.

FitFake Tony is married but is a bigamist, having no issue with having mistresses. (He's implied to have a daughter but that's in the noncanon comics)

OG Tony cared about his crew, he showed them respect, and he was held with such regards that none but the stupid would dare stand to him.

FitFake Tony sees the crew as tools, he comes across as really too soft and not all that intimidating, and the members of the crew have turned on him multiple times.

The real kicker is this guy lives in his dead cousin's home, now lives his life, and is raising his son. I can't imagine the mental shit Michael has to deal with as an 8-year-old in a mob family who had to go through his mom dying, then his dad also kicks the bucket, but suddenly a look-a-like is now in his home but acts completely different. My child needs some therapy.

I can only hope that in the new season, there's some fixing done. I want to still enjoy Tony, I really do. But please, stop dragging his name through the mud. They used him in a Jersey Shore parody for fuck's sake! *groans* Look how they massacred my boy.]

[elleskinner-justart]

OCTOBER ART DROP ARRIVED, HECK YES!

Going to be absolutely shameless with the self promo for a sec because doc is a patron of mine at the tiny painting tier, and for October I went festive with it and painted her a Halloween themed blorbo and look how cute she turned out! (Tracer's Will o Wisp design is adorable btw? I LOVE THE JACK O LANTERN it's so clever)

Are you looking at this rad little painting and thinking gosh, you also might like to receive a surprise tiny painting in the mail each month? I have 3 spots available right now!

If you sign up by Oct 31 there's even a special deal where I will spam you with a hand painted postcard from abroad as well as your wee painting.

Closing out with a high res photo for the portfolio because I genuinely think she turned out cute as a button and I want to show her off again:

AHHHHH @elleskinner-justart !! I just opened this I love this so much!!

S H E

[swinging-stars-from-satellites]

x-files 👀👀👀👀

- blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most)

probably Scully tbh but I consider Mulder more of a blorbo-from-my-shows for some reason??? BOTH OF THEM

- scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped)

zhdjdhsh tbh Mulder

- scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave)

SKINMAN MY BELOVED. Skinner deserves more love tbh, he's the best. also Scully's entire family, i ADORE Maggie and Melissa deserved so much better. Bill Jr. is on thin ice, I tolerate him bc I can understand why he's Like That but I wish he would be nicer

- glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week)

...ok this is more about the actress, bc for some reason I got very attached to her, but clone!Samantha from Colony/End Game, Redux II, and The Sixth Extinction.

but also I do adore Agent Pendrell, rest in peace my beloved boy 😔

- poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave)

ALEX HECKIN KRYCEK

- horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason)

....Diana Fowley

- eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell)

Cigarette Smoking Man

[aftonfamilyvalues]

Rate my blorbos: Iron Bull, Cassandra, Josephine, Cole, Varric, Dalish, Skinner, Sera, Blackwall from Dragon Age Inquisition and the Arishok from DA2, he has sexy horns

oh. i see. i can always imagine the amount of milking fics. this is a man for a particular audience. 8/10

new wife just dropped. 10/10

privileged. 7/10

have you ever seen pics of the kid who played dewey in malcolm in the middle all grown up? yeah. him. 2/10

human shreks cousin. 6/10

cool tats. cool armor. cool. 8/10

average woman. honestly i could mistake her for a very unimportant npc. 5/10

gay tiktok star. 6/10

guy. looks like some royal guard type. 5/10

horny. haha. get it? yeah. very unoriginal joke. but cool design nonetheless. 9/10

[redead-red]

X FILES

OH YEAH BBY LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

blorbo (favorite character, character I think about the most) Dana Scully. The OG. The fashion icon. The scientist. The everyone move, let her see, she's a Medical Doctor. Cream cheese enthusiast. GOD I love Scully

scrunkly (my “baby”, character that gives me cuteness aggression, character that is So Shaped) Queequeg ;_;

scrimblo bimblo (underrated/underappreciated fave) Skinner? Can I put him here? I mean I don't think he's actually underappreciated but also like. Skinner. Skin man. He's so great. I love him. I can't. He just deals with so much bullshit like come on imagine if an agent working for you, the first thing he says to you is "I WAS DRUGGED!" like god. Give this man a raise.

glup shitto (obscure fave, character that can appear in the background for 0.2 seconds and I won’t shut up about it for a week) THE LONE GUNMEN LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!

poor little meow meow (“problematic”/unpopular/controversial/otherwise pathetic fave) Specifically Byers of the Lone Gunmen. LOOK AT HIM WEARING A LITTLE SUIT klsdfjdsfiusdhfijaof

horse plinko (character I would torment for fun, for whatever reason) Cigarette Smoking Man lol fuck that guy (and then sent him another rejection letter lmao)

eeby deeby (character I would send to superhell) Krychek- ACTUALLY NO WAIT TOOMS FUCK THAT GUY I STILL GET NIGHTMARES