#springfield mob

[proxylynn]

Just another day at the "Legitimate Businessman's Social Club".

Business has been good and Fat Tony is having such a fine time with his family, both by blood and those connected to him. As there is nothing better than mixing good company and good spirits. That and, despite the club being below street level...The view ain't so bad.

Lynsie, as the unofficial bar mom, often brings in the food she makes to surprise the guys. Holding a soft spot for little Michael, and Fat Tony himself, she will go the extra mile to spoil the D'Amico men that she sees as deserving of some genuine positive attention. Can't go wrong with homemade jumbo cheesecake.

While Michael may be leaning more toward the path his Papa wants him to travel, he knows it's done so out of love. However, he is still passionate about cooking and is really grateful there is someone who supports his dream. It wasn't hard to figure out who gave him cookbooks for his birthday.

Worry not for what's happening in the back room. You ain't see nothing.

Johnny is pissed at Frankie for squealing to his gal about him staying out late and getting blitzed, so...He's getting choked out for getting Johnny in hot water.

Since it's a running joke that, no matter what horrible things happen to him, Frankie bounces back like nothing...I headcanon Frankie as semi-immortal. He can age and die, but it's specific and the mob hasn't figured it out yet so they keep him around because they don't want others to have him.

(If you're wondering why she is so discolored compared to the others, it's because she's pale due to years of introverted-ness. If out in the sun proper, like a beach trip, she tans up bronze as her mixed Cuban blood intends. Which blends in with the olive complexion of her Italian associates.)

[drc00l4tt4]

I'm adding hypersexual to my Frankie the Squealer headcanons

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[bluebeerg]

oh this can't end well

original here

[michaeldamico]

LOOK AT HIS SILLY LOUIENESS

He's tellin about money apps... but hell I'm more focus on him then what's he's talkin' abt.

[springfield-mafia]

Michael D'amico Appreciation post part 2

[zmeyel]

FGO really is just going "it's so over" to "we're so back" on continuous loop.

[proxylynn]

Blorbo: Fat Tony (very underrated character on this blog)

{That he is. *summons him from the dead*}

[Don Marion Anthony D'Amico, better known as Fat Tony, is one of the best characters on the show and his lore is, for whatever reason, the most well-maintained in the show. Or it was till they fucking killed him off but then replaced him with his identical cousin then proceeded to treat him as if he was the real Tony. THAT'S BULLSHIT! This is the "Tale of Two Skinners" all over again. But I'll leave my venomous rant for the end. I want to gush over this sweet man first.

Unlike Sideshow Bob, the show brings in Fat Tony a lot but not too much so that he gets stale (his celebrity VA is expensive but he loves the character so much he is always happy to do episodes). Tony is a guy who had humble dreams and then one thing led to another, next thing he knew he was henching with the mob before doing so well he climbed the ranks to become the boss himself. While cliché as it is that tough guys can't show weakness, Tony was a good man when it came to his crew and his eventual family, which brought him respect...except from The Calebresis but they ain't a problem no more. A faithful husband, loving father, and caring boss, Tony held loyalty all around him. His only negatives were of course his business dealings. And while some are often silly (such as putting cotton balls on ferrets to pass off as toy poodles or selling rat milk to schools), others are very very bad. Like, wow I didn't notice this as a kid but holy shit kind of bad.

Some examples are the following...Illegal fireworks, bootleg merchandise, gambling, sabotage, illegal trafficking (tobacco & alcohol), organized crime, bribery, smuggling, extortion, money laundering, murder, prostitution, loansharking, kidnapping, counterfeiting, highway robbery, faulty construction, numbers, smuggling heroin, arson, and forging legal documentation such as birth certificates and passports.

Still, as bad as all that is, he hardly ever suffered from consciousness. But when he did, man, they hit hard. His wife dies "whacked by natural causes" (it's questionable but plausible). He gets shot to hell and put in a coma. And the worst one, the betrayal of someone he considered his best friend which is too much for his overworked heart...he dies of a heart attack and joins his wife with his grave beside hers. This would have been an ok send-off...But they fucked it up!

Fit Tony, then later Fit-Fat Tony, and now known as the New and Improved Fat Tony (<- big fucking lie!) pisses me off to no end 'cause while I like more Tony lore, I hate how he's portrayed while carrying Tony's name. (They literally named this guy Marion Anthony Paul D'Amico...WTF?!) This faker holds none of real Tony's charm.

OG Tony was monogamous and died a widower/single father.

FitFake Tony is married but is a bigamist, having no issue with having mistresses. (He's implied to have a daughter but that's in the noncanon comics)

OG Tony cared about his crew, he showed them respect, and he was held with such regards that none but the stupid would dare stand to him.

FitFake Tony sees the crew as tools, he comes across as really too soft and not all that intimidating, and the members of the crew have turned on him multiple times.

The real kicker is this guy lives in his dead cousin's home, now lives his life, and is raising his son. I can't imagine the mental shit Michael has to deal with as an 8-year-old in a mob family who had to go through his mom dying, then his dad also kicks the bucket, but suddenly a look-a-like is now in his home but acts completely different. My child needs some therapy.

I can only hope that in the new season, there's some fixing done. I want to still enjoy Tony, I really do. But please, stop dragging his name through the mud. They used him in a Jersey Shore parody for fuck's sake! *groans* Look how they massacred my boy.]

[michaeldamico]

OKAY ITS BEEN ERR... long time BUT

You can tell Tightlips JUDGES HARDD... he's always been a diva

[springfield-mafia]

Legitimate Businessman's Social Club Upper level

Mostly Tonys office had the best layout preview. This is from episode: The many Saints of Springfield

[wilwheaton]

Donald Trump is simply himself a source of unrest and conflagration. He’s a vortex of violence. His rhetoric is violent. He has friendly paramilitaries like the Proud Boys that he encourages to come to his aid. He was the one who incited a violent mob to storm the U.S. Capitol. He’s provoked numerous supporters to acts of mass violence, from Pittsburgh to El Paso. The mix of bomb threats and marches in Springfield over the last week are only the latest example. His partisans now claim that Joe Biden’s or Kamala Harris’ rhetoric is inciting violence against him. And gullible reporters will no doubt go in for some of this. But it’s an argument that simply collapses under the weight of its own ridiculousness. The man is talking about himself. The most generous read of what Republicans are saying is that simply identifying what Trump either has done (tried to overturn the results of an election with violence) or says he will do (govern in a second term with quasi-dictatorial means) are too dangerous to say publicly. In other words, Trump’s own extremism, violence and anti-constitutional actions paradoxically and absurdly make it too dangerous to criticize him.

Yes. Trump Started The Fire. And Everyone Knows It.

[proxylynn]

It was business as usual at the "Legitimate Businessman's Social Club", for once acting as the namesake implies. A slow day. The boys came 'round for some off-hours fun. A friendly game of cards. Just normal things on a normal day...Until it wasn't and things changed.

The card game and oil drum that totally was not holding anything suspicious were completely forgotten about...for the next hour. After that, it was back to business like nothing happened. Only now, there was a flame slowly burning between the boss and his barmaid.

[michaeldamico]

(Not me getting pulled back to my fixation on Fat Tony)

[flowerbloom-arts]

So I got into the Springfield mafia and I have a whole AU thingy in the works...... And of course the Purple Guy is my favorite from the mob.

[michaeldamico]

mmkey... soo nice.

they're angels bro. trust me...

totally not kidnapping a guy under saggy Tony's orders

[michaeldamico]

I MEANN-

He does look fabulous in that coat thoughhh

dilf.