#the Simpsons fat tony

[proxylynn]

Blorbo: Fat Tony (very underrated character on this blog)

{That he is. *summons him from the dead*}

[Don Marion Anthony D'Amico, better known as Fat Tony, is one of the best characters on the show and his lore is, for whatever reason, the most well-maintained in the show. Or it was till they fucking killed him off but then replaced him with his identical cousin then proceeded to treat him as if he was the real Tony. THAT'S BULLSHIT! This is the "Tale of Two Skinners" all over again. But I'll leave my venomous rant for the end. I want to gush over this sweet man first.

Unlike Sideshow Bob, the show brings in Fat Tony a lot but not too much so that he gets stale (his celebrity VA is expensive but he loves the character so much he is always happy to do episodes). Tony is a guy who had humble dreams and then one thing led to another, next thing he knew he was henching with the mob before doing so well he climbed the ranks to become the boss himself. While cliché as it is that tough guys can't show weakness, Tony was a good man when it came to his crew and his eventual family, which brought him respect...except from The Calebresis but they ain't a problem no more. A faithful husband, loving father, and caring boss, Tony held loyalty all around him. His only negatives were of course his business dealings. And while some are often silly (such as putting cotton balls on ferrets to pass off as toy poodles or selling rat milk to schools), others are very very bad. Like, wow I didn't notice this as a kid but holy shit kind of bad.

Some examples are the following...Illegal fireworks, bootleg merchandise, gambling, sabotage, illegal trafficking (tobacco & alcohol), organized crime, bribery, smuggling, extortion, money laundering, murder, prostitution, loansharking, kidnapping, counterfeiting, highway robbery, faulty construction, numbers, smuggling heroin, arson, and forging legal documentation such as birth certificates and passports.

Still, as bad as all that is, he hardly ever suffered from consciousness. But when he did, man, they hit hard. His wife dies "whacked by natural causes" (it's questionable but plausible). He gets shot to hell and put in a coma. And the worst one, the betrayal of someone he considered his best friend which is too much for his overworked heart...he dies of a heart attack and joins his wife with his grave beside hers. This would have been an ok send-off...But they fucked it up!

Fit Tony, then later Fit-Fat Tony, and now known as the New and Improved Fat Tony (<- big fucking lie!) pisses me off to no end 'cause while I like more Tony lore, I hate how he's portrayed while carrying Tony's name. (They literally named this guy Marion Anthony Paul D'Amico...WTF?!) This faker holds none of real Tony's charm.

OG Tony was monogamous and died a widower/single father.

FitFake Tony is married but is a bigamist, having no issue with having mistresses. (He's implied to have a daughter but that's in the noncanon comics)

OG Tony cared about his crew, he showed them respect, and he was held with such regards that none but the stupid would dare stand to him.

FitFake Tony sees the crew as tools, he comes across as really too soft and not all that intimidating, and the members of the crew have turned on him multiple times.

The real kicker is this guy lives in his dead cousin's home, now lives his life, and is raising his son. I can't imagine the mental shit Michael has to deal with as an 8-year-old in a mob family who had to go through his mom dying, then his dad also kicks the bucket, but suddenly a look-a-like is now in his home but acts completely different. My child needs some therapy.

I can only hope that in the new season, there's some fixing done. I want to still enjoy Tony, I really do. But please, stop dragging his name through the mud. They used him in a Jersey Shore parody for fuck's sake! *groans* Look how they massacred my boy.]

[quix5gg]

cover art for my upcoming simpsons illustration fanbook :]

[h0dge-p0dge]

i made another

I didn't know there was a tags limit LMAOSOA

[flowerbloom-arts]

Here they are! The new school staff of Springfield Elementary!

This is one half of a Mafia/School Swap AU, here's the flip side of the cast!

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[sillystringsimpsons]

You know what? I fuck with you.

*shows you the simpsons doodles I made in my regular artstyle during class*

interactions hugely appreciated :333

[milhousing]

simpsons redesigns jumpscare pt 1

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Fanart of those funny lil guys I did on my sketchbook while away for the holidays,, :]

Original version below:

[misstictart]

Doodled some other favorite characters of mine (Snake and the Mob beloved ♥♥) as well as some others as gift for/suggestions from @ardate !

I swear every character in this show is so fun to draw it's ridiculous/pos

[shaesinflames]

Was anyone else’s life changed by season 34, episode 13, “The Many Saints of Springfield” because I haven’t been thinking about anything else for days

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[theroyallypurple]

Fat Tony but interpreted in my usual style

[quix5gg]

🌟💚 Preorder of my simpsons illustration fanbook "ENDLESS YELLOW JOURNEYS" is out now!! 💚🌟

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More infos on my twt! 👇

For people who cannot make purchases via Superbuy here are other optional agent platforms i found

Feel free to DM me if you got any questions or troubles during your order!

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[flowerbloom-arts]

The swap AU doodles I made between designing the Mafia half of the cast.. do not raise your eyebrow at my doodles of Seymour. Please.

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idea by @bakedbrioche !